i've come to the conclusion that Rivers is only a great songwriter when he's depressed, and he's just
to damn happy right now. so if we could somehow make his life miserable again, maybe he'd stop
collaborating with Lil' Wayne, unironically raping, making Snuggie commercials and put out another
classic. A little fucked up, i know, but come on. This is just getting ridiculous

Album Rating: 1.5

Other than the odd song here and there I don't think I've heard a song that sounded like it took more than a half hour to come up with by Weezer since Pinkerton. Even the better ones feel like they could've been much more then they are.

you don't even need to listen to this album to realize that it's going to be complete dogshit... i mean fuck look at the song names.

Album Rating: 2.5

Great review.



This album can blow me. Makes The Red Album looks like a fucking masterpiece.



Green & Maladroit are underrated. A bold statement, I know, but I'm a bold guy.

Album Rating: 1.5

Maladroit isn't bad, it just doesn't feel like enough time was spent on it and about half of the songs sound the same. The first 5 songs, Burndt Jamb, and December are all good.

I can't even force myself to listen to this.

I almost wish Weezer would just come to an end and stop embarrassing themselves.

sigh
first song is fun, catchy, and awesome
then the rest just falls flat on its face
='(

not going to listen to this

but the album cover is a funny picture....not for a cover though

This review makes me sad.
The Blue Album was so great.

Album Rating: 2.0

This would be a 1.5 without "(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To," which is decent, and tracks 6 and 8, which are good. I just don't understand what Weezer is trying to accomplish.

weezy's song is hot



hahahahaha sike
its catchy though

What's up with the album cover?

album cover > album music

tbh one of the only things keeping me from checking this out is the album cover.. haha

seriously don't know what they were thinking for the cover

Fucking beautiful review. You hit a very large nail right on the fucking head man!

Album Rating: 2.0

Perfect review.



Fail album is fail.



I'm actually tempted to rate this lower, as it's somehow worse when bands with actual, proven, talent come up with stuff like this than when it's someone talentless...

im listening to this right now...
it doesnt sound as bad as people make it out to be so far

"im your daddy" is actually a really great song and keeps this from me rating it lower than 3 but "cant stop partying" sounds unnecessary and horrible.

Its got 3 or 4 good songs out of 10... wow

What a shame, but what a surprise as well.

anyone else seen the Weezer Snuggie commercial? i lol'd pretty hard