fuck yeah DAVEYYYYYYY

m/

Album Rating: 1.5

And there's our obligatory 5

I love that conga line of negative Emmure reviews that came in recently.

why won't they just go away

They won't go away because they are yet to give us their masterpiece.

The straight-faced tone you have discussing such ridiculously profane music is what makes this for me, Davey

Album Rating: 1.0

What's the track were Frankie does his Jonathan Davis impersonation from that update video?

davey boy: the only person censoring motherfuckers on the Internet in 2014

for fuck's sake, my own grandmother called me one last week, on a public Facebook post too

it's because davey's reviews air on sesame street (sans the episode with katy perry)

you know what's awful?

these guys are from my borough AND I share the same birthday with Frankie...

ugh

you might be confusing SNL with Sesame Street

also, I hate the name Sesame Street. It should be a cul-de-sac. Like a sesame bun.

Limp Bizkit have some really fun and catchy songs which is why I like em. Good review Davey, Emmure are really meh for me, they have made a few good songs though. This just seems...terrible.

http://imgs.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/sfmoms/2010/09/21/katy_perry_and_elmo.jpg

but yeah, you're right - I initially pictured her in the elmo dress, which I thought was sesame, but it's actually from snl

that was the episode about breastfeeding

duh

i cried during "nemesis". proud of these guys.

You can't rate in tenths, Davey?

Album Rating: 1.5

I wonder what the record is for the number of reviews of 1 album on the same day.



"The straight-faced tone you have discussing such ridiculously profane music is what makes this for me, Davey"

i did include a "hahaha" freak.



"What's the track were Frankie does his Jonathan Davis impersonation from that update video?"

No idea. I tend not to look at videos by bands like this.



"davey boy: the only person censoring motherfuckers on the Internet in 2014"

Shut up motherfucker.



"these guys are from my borough AND I share the same birthday with Frankie..."

One too many coincidences TKTGB. Go on, out yourself; You're Frankie!



"Limp Bizkit have some really fun and catchy songs which is why I like em. Good review Davey, Emmure are really meh for me, they have made a few good songs though. This just seems...terrible."

Thanks SF. Of course, the fact that Limp Bizkit was doing this 15 years ago helps. It's just so dated now.



"i cried during "nemesis". proud of these guys."

That painful, huh?

Shut up motherfucker.

omg theres too many bad words

Album Rating: 1.5

"Talk dirty to me".



Looks up next awful Emmure lyric & says..... "EAT MY DICK!"