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Aaron
June 4th 2009


685 Comments


Apparently all sputnik users do nothing but listen to Journey and REO Speedwagon...

I know I do.

Fallingfarbehind
July 13th 2009


29 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Im nuts over HHLL. I loved this album. Sounds punk-ish. I'm probably gonna get berated for that one but it does. And the song names are all inside jokes with the band. And theyre stoners. So...

shablaman54
July 22nd 2009


288 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i'm downloading this right now, i can't wait to hear it, especially with how much you pooped on it

shablaman54
July 23rd 2009


288 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i was ok with everyone's watched, everyone's watching, but what the hell? they've regressed like crazy. i know that the members of the band as a whole don't make very hard stuff to play, but i'm a drummer so i can safely say this drummer is a bum on the set

nicholasarthur
September 16th 2009


87 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Really interesting album, took awhile but it grew on me. I think I would've been more disappointed if they wouldn't have taken their sound in a different direction, considering the genre is so worn out by this point in time.

qwe2
September 16th 2009


377 Comments


turtle nipple...hahaha
and wallets i love your avatar

plaguesoundscapes
November 18th 2009


1 Comments


This review is terrible. Aside from your terrible grammar and terrible sense of sentence structure, all of the points you attempt to make crumble. You wrote this review to simply bash a band that you hate.

Take an english class and learn to write properly. Your writing is far worse than you think this band's music is. And it's actually hilarious that you expect people to come here and respect your opinion when you don't even present it clearly and efficiently.

Final Verdict: No one cares about your opinion when you come off as an ignorant, self-righteous idiot.






Homewrecker
December 5th 2009


231 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Everyone loves to hate on this, but it's fun in a ridiculous goofy way. Obviously they aren't trying to be serious at all, so listeners shouldn't be either.

poopideedoop
April 7th 2010


37 Comments


this album is ridiculous and gooooooooooood
they made it so that everybody would bitch about it the way everyone here seems to be.


wegotableeder
April 22nd 2010


7 Comments


Grind? Since when is this grind? This is experimental/math-core, no "grind" here this is normal screaming at the mic like a maniac while music with no rhythm what so ever plays in the background that's experimental/math-core.

dcha
August 9th 2010


990 Comments


I normally agree--at least close to--with the ratings on here, but I feel differently about this one. This album was a huge departure from their sound and it should be treated as such. This is not a metalcore album. This is a punk album. This is at LEAST a 3.5.

guttermoth
July 11th 2011


11 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

No one gets this album. I thoroughly like it. I mean it's not Frances The Mute by The Mars Volta,but for what it is and the nasty "I don't give a fuck" vibe it has it's wonderful.

dcha
July 11th 2011


990 Comments


Puuuuuuuuuuuttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaa

nicholasarthur
August 28th 2011


87 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This is much better than EWEW.

AnotherSurf
September 30th 2011


9 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i love the surfy noise influence these guys have!

Tomahawkz
May 10th 2012


34 Comments


insufficient brutality, breakdowns not exceeding 12/ 2 minute song. jk

GoatsOnBoatss
April 10th 2013


4 Comments


You're all into dad metal, which is what explains your shitty opinions.

wacknizzle
April 11th 2013


14555 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

I always thought this band was pretty terrible, even for their style. Destroyer Destroyer, The Sawtooth Grin, Genghis Tron, The Great Redneck Hope, and As The Sun Sets blow this band out of the water.

ViralOblivion
April 11th 2013


7679 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Band is fucking awful

Mort.
January 9th 2016


25248 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

FOCUUUUUUS



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