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oh hey i broke the 2+ barrier

Album Rating: 5.0

you're entitled to your own opinion but that does not insulate you from criticism of that opinion



and your opinion is dumb

Album Rating: 3.5

yea i think its cuz u edited the review



i remembered it being something like that

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'you're entitled to your own opinion but that does not insulate you from criticism of that opinion







and your opinion is dumb'



as long as you fight for my right to say so i ain't got no problem, i been throwing right hooks at everything i think deserves it myself i don't expect any less from anyone else



see first comment of this thread

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'yea i think its cuz u edited the review







i remembered it being something like that'



orly



then i got some work to do hehe

Album Rating: 5.0

plz delet

really generic review. generic track by track, with generic intro paragraph that has nothing to do with the music. 1.5/generic

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never this is truth



generic review for a generic album. at least you read it before commenting though

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i suppose i could rewrite it in the preferred format but then it would just be some straight bashing without specifics about how bad this truly is



i mean the official 5 star review is 3 short paragraphs (the first having nothing to do with the music) saying it's perfect in every way with next to no details so

What a fucking terrible take.

edit: I see this is either a troll account or a troll alt. Please disregard my derision. Brilliant take all around.

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does anyone have any insight into how this is actually good? all i see is perfect praise galore



i slowly listened to every track on this album for the umpteenth time and bar a few legitimately good sections it's all slow, plodding, randomly structured, uncomplicated riffs with some of the worst vocals in metal haunting you along the way, often detracting from the few aforesaid good sections



i'm no troll i simply speak my mind. yeah there's a lot of low ranks bc ive been going through entire discographies both of albums i've listened and haven't listened to before, starting with the basics

Idk man subjective art is weird.

Album Rating: 5.0

the first riff on the opener is pretty catchy



edit: you have my 8000th comment. conglaturation!!!!!!!

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to me it sounds like purposely being dumb and annoying with the guitar and i want to turn it off immediately, then the vox come in and a cringe hard



you have my 69th comment!!!! double congrats!

“ slowly listened to every track on this album for the umpteenth time and bar a few legitimately good sections it's all slow, plodding, randomly structured, uncomplicated”

Maybe you should try listening to it fast - I hear fast stuff

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yeah those are the thrashy bits they happened to throw in ie part of the 'legitimately good sections'



16% approval lets goooooooooo

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'Please disregard my derision. Brilliant take all around.'



so is that a pos? edit hmm guess not 14%

Check Coroner

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okie dokie



ah man i know i rap on chuck's vocals on this a lot but broder's are just cheesy



they have far better transitions and the melodic areas actually sound thrash instead of mdm though. even the slow section is smoother though i don't really like it there. twinkles why? hmm perhaps vox not so bad. yeah fuck it i'd take broder's voice over what chuck was doing on this any day



i mean if divine step is what symbolic was attempting to due they fucked up badly, coroner actually sounds good and mental vortex is 4 years younger



yeah i don't mind the slower sections on this at all, main riffs of son of lilith almost like blooddrunk. don't care for semtex. hmm losing me sirens is boring. metamorphosis pretty cool riffage and damn dat solo. pale sister's groovy af. about life is a pretty cool mdm song. gonna pretend that beetles cover isn't there.

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pfft ya'll haters know what i say is true in your hearts