Greta Van Fleet Anthem of the Peaceful Army
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Drbebop
October 25th 2018


333 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

10/10 god tier review

Tunaboy45
October 25th 2018


18429 Comments


I've probably disappeared up my own arse by saying this but I feel like the second verse in FJM's The Memo is explicitly about GVF

WhiteNoise
October 25th 2018


3887 Comments


I can’t believe these kids had the balls to put the lyrics “to the wonderlands of ice and snow” in the opening track.


JS19
October 25th 2018


7777 Comments


Yeah that's why this review sucks - if you are trying to emulate the literal definition of style and smarminess over any actual musical criticism substance in any way

TheLongShot
October 25th 2018


865 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

“dude Christgau is a joke, why would you ever try to ape his style”



I find him entertaining even if the value of his critical analysis is nonexistent, plus he’s a damn good writer so he’s worth studying even if you hate him

TheLongShot
October 25th 2018


865 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

“Yeah that's why this review sucks - if you are trying to emulate the literal definition of style and smarminess over any actual musical criticism substance in any way”



Taking this review a bit too seriously I see

JS19
October 25th 2018


7777 Comments


How is saying a review sucks taking it too seriously lol it sucks whether it's serious or not : ')

TheLongShot
October 25th 2018


865 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Your rationale for disliking the review renders itself a mite invalid if you don't take it seriously, which you shouldn't



"if you are trying to emulate the literal definition of style and smarminess over any actual musical criticism substance in any way"



If it isn't an entirely serious review then why should you expect any focus on substantive technical analysis whatsoever

JS19
October 25th 2018


7777 Comments


"why should you expect any focus on substantive technical analysis whatsoever"

Yeah dude I clearly said that and not just that this is bad lol

sixdegrees
October 25th 2018


13127 Comments


bet this rocks

Kalopsia
October 25th 2018


3384 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

yep, you can hate this band and album - but at least write a competent review to reflect that

NOTINTHEFACE
October 25th 2018


2142 Comments


For what it's worth I found the review entertaining and felt like I understood exactly why the album sucks. You get my vote.

JS19
October 25th 2018


7777 Comments


If you want to read a well written review that says nothing about the album itself just go read the P4K one

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
October 25th 2018


26232 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

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TheLongShot
October 25th 2018


865 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Check out the Graffiti U and Cage to Rattle reviews if you're keen on reading a TLS review that tears apart an album rationally and methodically, but until then, let a man have his fun once in a while

rockarollacola
October 25th 2018


2201 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the album quite a bit. I suppose this will become a guilty pleasure of mine along with ICP and Maiden's 90's output.

Lucman
October 26th 2018


5537 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I think the hate is a little over the top. Heck, I'd take this over the new Disturbed record. It's bad but it's a funny kinda bad.

veninblazer
October 26th 2018


16839 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I don't hate this album at all, nor GVF. It's a little derivative and boring, and the intent is very ambiguous, but I can NEVER give anything that doesn't actively try to repulse me below a 2 or a 2.5.

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
October 26th 2018


32047 Comments


Tbh, the only thing I hate about this band is the helium'd Robert Plant.

JoExo
October 26th 2018


6 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

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