Album Rating: 1.0

ya but idk for how long i just get nothing out of any of this kind of stuff anymore thanks to maaaassive overexposure



this prob woulda been a 3-3.5 like a year ago and like a 4.5 in middle school lol. maybe a 1.5 is harsh but i was NOT feelin this at all

Album Rating: 1.0

ok just consulted my brain still thinks this is boring and uninspired sorry



like i’ve been in a band where i’ve been forced to write third rate led zeppelin songs this just sounds like a throwback to that very not fun experience

Album Rating: 1.0

you do you but that is an experience i’d wish on no one. way too much onion at once

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onions are incredible i agree but biting into it like an apple? you gotta like cut that stuff up

Album Rating: 1.0

sounds lit white onions are def the best yea i put them in anything i make which is admittedly not a lot but

Album Rating: 1.0

woa hadn’t even noticed that. cool

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man i’ve wasted a lot of time on this site the last like, 2-3 years ish lol

Album Rating: 1.0

i guess yea cos it certainly made finding stuff to listen to a lot easier plus a lot of cool ppl here (yourself included) that made it worthwhile

Album Rating: 1.0

“If you rate this with a 1 or a 1,5 you are a trap fan or a soyboy with null IQ who doesn't appreciate art.”



That’s a hot take my dude and also a very wrong one

Album Rating: 2.0

"And this is derivative but not nearly as bad as all 4 of you claim."



I'm willing to agree that it's not that bad, but it is boring, and it is derivative. That's why I don't like it. People say Kevin Parker sounds like John Lennon, but there are a wealth of differences between their voices. Kevin has even stated he doesn't listen to the Beatles as much as his bandmates. From what I've read, Josh Kiszka has a similar story, or at least that he'd developed his technique before he knew who Led Zeppelin was. With how similar their influences are, there's not much else for us to discuss, except for the striking resemblance to both Robert Plant and Andrew Stockdale, not to mention how he uses all of Plant's signature embellishments in different places. Of course he has time to play with his voice and change, but I'm not optimistic about Greta Van Fleet's future. Not every family can be an Allman Brothers Band.



At this point I'm ready to forget about Greta Van Fleet for a while. I didn't intend for my review to be as cynical as the other three, but having listened to Led Zeppelin to the point of over-saturation in my youth, stuff like this doesn't do much for me.

Album Rating: 2.0

Or, stick with me here, they are people with opinions.

Album Rating: 1.0

“Rock/metal artists who make music these days are heroes.”



Alright then



@Jac: Maybe I’m misunderstanding your point but I fail to see how having a dissenting opinion on these guys makes our reviews disingenuous. I feel like I did a fair bit more than just appeal to critical authority when it comes to Zep and actually explained why they deserve the praise they do.



Additionally I want to point out that my critique was not at GVF fans or rock fans in a broader sense, it was directed towards those fans who place a derivative band like this on a pedestal while simultaneously claiming that other genres are killing rock, not the horrific lack of originality. This seems pretty intuitive but it seems like people are missing the point

Album Rating: 1.0

“Most of the people complaining about the death of rock and hating this band due to the fact they are a revival act like a lot of the 00s indie rock acts are just soyboys who defend lil pump and don't explore the rock acts beyond the radio, those are also the same kind of people complaining about safe spaces, cultural appropiation and silly shit.“



Watch out gents, we have a #MachoBoy here

I learned a new word today, exciting

'soy boy'

'I think that with the uprising of these guys, nothing more, kaleo, highly suspect, nothing but thieves, mac de marco and more; mainstream rock will be so much different and much better'

and then they'll generate a bunch of bad clones and people will get tired of them, and then rock acts after them will mix in a bunch of trendy pop elements from the time, and then there'll be a revivalist wave, and then they'll generate a bunch of bad clones, and then people will get tired of them, and then rock acts after them will mix in a bunch of a trendy pop elements from the time, and then there'll be a revivalist wave....

Album Rating: 1.0

“It seems you dont have arguments lad”



The manifestation of fragile masculinity is not an argument worth countering. Try making a legitimate case for my opinion being incorrect beyond just “only pussy snowflakes hate this album”

yee that dude needs to go push homosexuals into lockers or text girls that they're ugly when they don't want to fuck him or something

Album Rating: 2.0

^Agreed.

'toxic masculinity' is a funny phrase because it's one that 97% of the world's population hates but 93% of the world's population would agree with the principle behind it

and trust me, I did the research

like why won't you kiss your girl after she blows you

asking the real questions here

Album Rating: 1.0

“but the energy you spent in here displaying it could have gone towards recording a better album perhaps?“



i’m trying but like, i do not have the money to make it sound good