You've got a new friend angel.
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Album Rating: 5.0
I thought of it when I was porkin' your mom in the rain.
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dude you make these guys sound like some wimpy emo band
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nothin sez emotion like pretentious scenery descriptions and hyperbole
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Album Rating: 5.0
He can assess my review as cliche, or whatever. And that may, in fact, be the case, but I don't think it happens to be poorly written.
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Album Rating: 4.5
yeah sure this review is hyperbolic but anyone worth a damn these days knows not to read into that and expect it exactly as described. i think it was an interesting read regardless. :]
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track by tracks give more relevant information
my favorite reviewer is shadows. he's the best!!
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Album Rating: 4.5
sure maybe he could have gone into a deep analysis of how well every individual instrument was played or an in depth analysis of the structuring, mixing etc. but I think that would have been totally outside what makes this album special for the reviewer. :]
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yeah sure this review is hyperbolic but anyone worth a damn these days knows not to read into that and expect it exactly as described.
this doesnt make any sense and youre talking out your ass in an attempt to defend angels girly depiction of corrupted
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Album Rating: 5.0
If you'd listen to the album, I think you'd find my metaphoric approach to describing the album startlingly accurate.
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Album Rating: 4.5
this doesnt make any sense and youre talking out your ass in an attempt to defend angels girly depiction of corrupted
it makes perfect sense, if someone describes a field of nothingness and desolation to describe an album, chances are that's not what you're going to get. :]
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why cant people that listen to metal write good reviews
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maybe its some sort of genetic predisposition. probably the same one that leads to liking really bad music
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Album Rating: 5.0
I'm sorry I didn't talk about how br00tal Corrupted are, and that my review is too poetic for this half-assed Eliminator wannabe.
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lol
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noctus hes using a metaphor to describe the mood of the album not a hyperbole
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Album Rating: 4.5
that was just one example and you could argue it was hyperbole. i still think this review is well-written regarding the album in question. :]
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And nothing could be more compelling, for only after the storm of hopelessness has been weathered is it possible to gaze upon the beauty that is hope.
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the earnestness of the human soul
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