I awoke in the Court of Metallica, where "Enter Sandman" was playing in the background, and the guards were all handbanging to the brutality of the track.

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They'd be headbanging to "Master of Puppets" if I was in control. Or Deftones' "Rocket Skates."

Rocket Skates is a great song.

The Deftones would be a better choice than Mehtallica to save us.

Ironic how the review talks about Metallica saving us from a repetitive band...

Album Rating: 1.0

The age of hilarious, non-sense reviews has come at last

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now this is a good "negative" review...pos'd

So many of these trying so hard lately.

Very funny review, pos'd.

^^ @ Dylan620

That's odd, I was just listening to that album the moment before I read this.

Album Rating: 4.5

I was forced to give this a 4.5 due to my words being monitored by Nickelback's Department of Truth and Reality. DON'T LET THE LIES SPREAD. YOU MUST THINK FOR YOURSELF. EXPEL THE TRUTH. THIS BLOWS

Album Rating: 2.5

Great review, pos'd

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Ironic how the review talks about Metallica saving us from a repetitive band...

That's odd, I was just listening to that album the moment before I read this.

Vena Sera, actually.

we need more reviews like this, this was just beautiful.

It's not even a review it's pure suckage.

Album Rating: 4.5

Not nice bro

It's creative that you decided to give it a 4.5 instead of 5, I'll admit.

what the fuck were you on when you listened to this shit you call music?

Album Rating: 4.5

I didn't actually listen to the whole thing. Just the first song on youtube.

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I don't even wanna read this. A 4.5 to the last album of Nickelback? Bury yourself.