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IsItLuck?
Emeritus
September 22nd 2008


4957 Comments


This band was never good. The lyrics are the beginning of the problem but their songwriting is equally unremarkable

marksellsuswallets
September 22nd 2008


4884 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Everything about this band is terrible...honestly I think I might lower the rating to a 1.5...I find new things to hate every time I listen to it

HighandDriving
September 22nd 2008


3288 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Fuc k It! is pretty good

botb
September 22nd 2008


17897 Comments


nah, there's not a good track on here tbh.

marksellsuswallets
September 22nd 2008


4884 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I've decided...this is a 1.5...the review reads more like a 1.5 anyway haha...

Booksabout
September 23rd 2008


4 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I love this band and even i don't think that this album was hella solid like the last one. I give it a 3.5 but seriously this reviewer doesn't know shit about the band. They don't try to be grind never really did. I mean I don't even get why you bring it up.

marksellsuswallets
September 23rd 2008


4884 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Well I guess I brought it up because they used to have a noticeable grind influence and on this album they don't. Also,that wasn't close to the point and I mentioned it in passing so either pay more attention or go away. I also think I know quite a bit about the band and I don't write about things I'm unfarmiliar with.



HighandDriving
September 23rd 2008


3288 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

this reviewer doesn't know **** about the band




He knows enough about the band to not rate it over a 2.

G3LLISTER
September 26th 2008


74 Comments


This CD was an ungodly follow up to Everyone's Watched. That CD had some decent songs on it (mall-nutrition was a personal favorite) but somehow they made their sound grating (in the bad way not the good way normally associated with grind acts).

marksellsuswallets
September 26th 2008


4884 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Doesn't ungoldy = good usually?

HeavyArms
September 30th 2008


9 Comments


I like it solely for the fact that I live in a retirement community.
And 3000, 100 points, 100pts, gummy octopi is one of the best songs in the world for getting funny glances from senior citizens.

iamrockzorz
November 17th 2008


1029 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I find it absurd that people are ashamed to listen to this band. They've managed to piss everyone off, its brilliant. They don't fit anywhere.



While I respect you're opinion you simply have a review attacking the band's style, which is I guess welcomed. But you say little about the music itself except for the one paragraph about how you just say equate everything to sounding like noise.

disluxia
December 4th 2008


6 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

This is such a good and fun cd. Rob's lyrics aren't his A game but still the one's that stand out do stand out. This band has always been about standing out they're not trying to be anything or anyone they're honestly themselves. And I don't know why but that pisses everyone off. Well yeah this album rules. Guitars are fun and so are vocals. BTW Rob can still scream he just doesn't want too



foreverendeared
December 4th 2008


14720 Comments


you simply have a review attacking the band's style
ummm no not at all. he talks about their poor song structure, their terrible vocals, their boring and directionless songs, etc. basically, most things that constitute an album he has touched on.

poopideedoop
February 17th 2009


37 Comments


iwrestledabearonce are the faggiest fags of all time. they truly are turning metal gay, as they so eloquently wish to do.
anyway this album is ridiculously weird, high, it's a 4, sober it's probably a good 3.5. you have to admit, they definately knew what people expected as a follow up to everythings watched, everyone's watching, then did whatever the fuck they felt like. it makes sense if you can get past the weirdness of it all.

poopideedoop
February 17th 2009


37 Comments


the only description of the band i managed to coherently read, was that they sounded like noise. this is definately an attack on the bands style, as much as it comes through just how much he dislikes the band. also, the reason these guys started a band is basically to piss off losers like you who take their abrasive creativity and take it as lazy song writing.
pfhhht

Aaron
May 27th 2009


685 Comments


I despise this band and their sound. They really highlight how experimentation is not always a good thing. Terrible vocals, bad dynamics and a sub-par mix. Fail.

CkCk
May 27th 2009


141 Comments


wat

lhsfullback311
May 31st 2009


1 Comments


I rarely go on this site anymore but I felt as if someone needs to actually give a positive resonse to the album since the feedback on it is overwhelmingly negative. I have a feeling that everyone that has responded to this band has no idea what they are about in the least. I find it extremly sad that people who actually want a good opinion on weather or not to buy the album are lead by dumbasses that just leave comments like horrible or garbage. I mean you seriously couldn't at least leave something constructive to either the review or why you belive that they are this horrible? I personally like the album because I see it for what it is, which is noise rock. By definetion compaired to say journey or reo speedwagon they are going to sound like a wall of irritating noise. This is exactly what the band was aiming for and they succeeded with flying colors by pissing off everyone who enjoys "real" music. does that make it bad? traditionally yes but coming from a creative point of view no. I would say compaired to their previous work it takes some more getting used to because its so off the wall but what does everyone expect considering this is a band defined by many as mathcore making a concept album of sorts entirely on lsd. People who really understand hhll and what they are going for will get it but i think if you listened to them just on occasion then you are going to be completely puzzled by it.

Phantom
May 31st 2009


9010 Comments


Apparently all sputnik users do nothing but listen to Journey and REO Speedwagon...

Oh and this sucks.



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