Protest the Hero Fortress
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fireaboveicebelow
July 3rd 2008


6835 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

if the toothfairy is a whore, then god is a twat, which makes christians prostitutes?

Smileyface
July 3rd 2008


309 Comments


It's fine, you don't like it, it's good to have different opinions, because otherwise we would just be... lame.

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 3rd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

^^ If that was a stupid joke, then you are a twat, which makes you a cunt.This Message Edited On 07.02.08

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 3rd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

to fire or whoever on the last pageThis Message Edited On 07.02.08

shortz
July 3rd 2008


201 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I agree with Smileyface in that the world would be pretty dang borin' if everyone agreed and thought Fortress was "da shiz". Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Fortress as much as the next Protest fan but it's good to have varying opinions.



As much as I thought the review was a tad bit childish, you did have a few points which I agreed with and few points which I didn't agree with, but hey, that's what makes us human right?



Overall it was a decent read. Definitely made the last half hour of work enjoyable.

HyperlinKbego
July 3rd 2008


5 Comments


Now this is a good review. But you are still a cunt and I'm posting my first review in a while soon.

Doppelganger
July 3rd 2008


3124 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

good review

enjoy your negs

Epilogue
July 3rd 2008


1817 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

^^ If that was a stupid joke, then you are a twat, which makes you a cunt.


Religion is a lie and a joke.

I love Roddy, and Im not going to tear apart this review, but why care about the lyrics so much?

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 3rd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Religion is a lie and a joke.




Try going back and noticing how I was the first one to bash religion. It had nothing to do with that, his joke was stupid.



why care about the lyrics so much?




Because they are a. terrible b. cliche c. bad at forming the so-called "concept" or "concepts" supposedly behind this disc.

Kiran
Emeritus
July 3rd 2008


6133 Comments


and even then, 95% of this is fairly well written. it's mostly your arguments and the actual CONTENT of the review that attracts all the negative nancy comments.


You could write about anything and as long as you've used grammar and punctuation it would be well-written. If the content is shit, so is the review.

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 3rd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Yeah too bad the content isn't shit and just because I put forth "subjective" arguments (unlike all the other arguments on every review on this site) doesn't mean they're bad.



You could write about anything and as long as you've used grammar and punctuation it would be well-written.




Talk about low standards. But hey since grammar and punctuation= good writing I guess we were all wrong about that William Faulkner guy.This Message Edited On 07.03.08

fireaboveicebelow
July 3rd 2008


6835 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

subjective arguments aren't always bad, just in the fashion you did them, proven when you yourself took out the first paragraph when you realized it was senseless bashing

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 3rd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

^That proves nothing but that people were telling me that it would be a good review without the first paragraph or that if I didn't rid of it it was neg worthy.

DBlitz
July 3rd 2008


1693 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Too much lyric bashing, what bands do you listen to that have good lyrics?

foreverendeared
July 3rd 2008


14720 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

this only gets better for me with each listenThis Message Edited On 07.03.08

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 3rd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

what bands do you listen to that have good lyrics?




went through this so many times

DBlitz
July 3rd 2008


1693 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

can't be fucked reading 11 pages though =l



repeat yourself, for me =DThis Message Edited On 07.03.08

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 3rd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

*sigh*



When you have an arrogant jerk like the band's lyricist/bassist saying things like the quote I give at the beginning of the review, pretending to be all philosophical, you expect some damn good lyrics. It's actually arguable whether rock lyrics should really be so pretentious anyway, but be that as it is; the simple fact is that these lyrics actually cover pretty simplistic, typical metal tripe only dressed in seemingly intelligent wording.



That is why these lyrics suck. Basically, exactly what I said in the review.



Basically, I don't pretend that bands like say, PATD since I get criticized for liking them so much, is the best thing since Yeats. Then again neither do they. They just write fun, witty, catchy lines, and effectively so.

Cuban Pete
July 3rd 2008


3813 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

protest's lyrics aren't serious. you know this right

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 3rd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

^Yes I know they try and cover up for the awfulness of it, claiming it's not serious. But can you tell that listening to the music? And if it's not serious, why make a quote like the one I gave? They try to have it both ways, and in doing so suck either way.



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