Review Summary: A true story.
We last left our heroes in the fields of battle, fighting hoards of reviewers. With a generic sword equipped they quickly sliced and diced, with poor effects. Their battle cry had gusto, they were ready for combat, but against the swarm of superior swordsmen their rally was weak. After their failed battle, for many moons they went in hiding to hone their craft, and in 2022 they returned to take back their territory. The enemy - unaware of their presence - shivered at the return of the much stronger band of warriors. The new conquest was named Destroy Rebuild, a fitting title for the warriors’ new dawn - a new chance to prove themselves.
During the night one day, the enemy attacked the fortress of our heroes. Little did the enemy anticipate such a polished group assault. Soon the enemy was ferociously assaulted with glimmering, shiny swords that made a beautiful
shiiiiing! sound. The frontman sounded just as good, charging with purpose, his battlecry was poised and fresh. From the sword and vocal attack there was beautiful harmony, and memorable moments that would not go unforgotten. You see, in a surprise twist the band of brothers learned the art of music and brought lovely singing into battle on horseback.
Docile and lulled by the army’s lovely melodies and catchy songs - generic though they were - the evil clan known as The Critics shrieked in horror. No longer could The Critics use their vile mind control to make others hate the true owners of the kingdom - our intrepid band of heroes! It truly was a wonderful moment for the kingdom. Riding on horse into the sunset, the heroes wondered what enemies and victory awaited their brazen swords. They lived happily ever after. The end.
