Gwen Stefani The Sweet Escape
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Tracklist:
- Wind It Up
- The Sweet Escape (featuring Akon)
- Orange County Girl
- Early Winter
- Now That You Got It
- 4 in the Morning
- Yummy (featuring Pharrell Williams)
- Fluorescent
- Breakin' Up
- Don't Get It Twisted
- U Started It
- Wonderful Life


Release Date: 2006

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Amanda Murray STAFF (36 Reviews)

2006-12-29 | 64 comments | 4,638 views

Summary: Ban Gwen Stefani from accessing any post-1987 albums for best results next go around. For now, just skip half this record for a sample of what could be.

Don't be dissuaded. "Wind it Up" was not selected as a lead single because it displayed any musical acuity superior to the other songs on The Sweet Escape, nor because it best functioned as a summation of the record, nor, believe it or not, as an intentional radio-led continuation of her Broadway butchering debuted on theFiddler on the Roof take-off "If I Were a Rich Man". Instead, "Wind It Up" most facilitated a video filled with random bullshit. That's it. Give "Wind It Up" its due credit then - that it is more random-bullshit-friendly than "Breakin' Up" and "Yummy" is an accomplishment in and of itself.

The Sweet Escape is really an album for everyone. Half appeals to those who like stilted club pop performed with a quarter of the charm and credibility of contemporaries (and that's including Fergie); the other half appeals to people who are glad their chosen selection of songs isn't as bad as the former category.

"Now That You Got it" robs Beyonce's "Ring the Alarm" so heavily I'd make a reference to the siren in the background if I tended to the easy joke. Stefani's take on Jay-Z's refrain on the other hand - that's inimitable. I can't wait to hear the phone break-up ode "Breakin' Up" (someone call Paul Heaton, how's that for a play on words?) on ringtones for the next decade. "Orange County Girl" is both horrifyingly bad and alarmingly appealing - I'll give her a pass on that one and accredit any appeal to my admitted lack of taste.

But if the best songs aren't when she's aping Fergie, Beyonce, Ciara, or Julie Andrews (suprisingly!), they are when she's imitating other popular artists - only twenty years dated, or more. "The Sweet Escape" strikes as a modernised Brian Wilson, while "Wonderful Life" expertly channels Depeche Mode. "4 in the Morning" recalls a "Crazy For You"-era Madonna. Somehow, "Fluorescent" rings of "Locomotion"-era Kylie Minogue. Clearly, as a solo artist, Gwen Stefani is a born imitator. Problem is she needs a lesson in discretion; she can handle aping her new wave heroes, but needs to stay a mandated distance from modern musical trends.

"4 in the Morning" and "Early Winter" are pure Stefani - and understandably, they are far superior to any of her attempts at mimicking other artists. It's frustrating that Stefani can't run with her strengths and instead insists on compiling awkwardly incongruous songs, resulting in a mishmash of cyclopean proportions that disappoints admirers of both her facades.

Best course of action, then? Delete all but "The Sweet Escape", "Early Winter", "4 in the Morning" and put "Wonderful Life" on endless repeat. Even if Stefani will still find a way to work Mongolian hesychasts into the videos.

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morrissey
Moderator


Comments: 1563
12.29.06

Album Rating: 2

This is the shortest review I've ever done. It isn't mean to be an in-depth analysis of the record just a quick comment so take it as such.

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Eliminator


Comments: 1994
12.29.06


wrong review

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 11096
12.29.06

Album Rating: 2

I agree with the review. Early Winter and Wonderful Life are the only songs on this I really do like.

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Jom
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 1897
12.30.06


Way to persevere, Mozzy.

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Cocaine
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 7130
12.30.06

Album Rating: 2

Good stuff as always. The review, not the album. Gwen Stefani sucks.

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Eliminator


Comments: 1994
12.30.06


No she doesn't.

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 13168
12.30.06


cover art is atrocious

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Cocaine
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 7130
12.30.06

Album Rating: 2

I repeat: Gwen Stefani sucks.

Dave de Sylvia
Moderator


Comments: 6856
12.30.06


hahaha holy shit

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JohnXDoe
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Comments: 1045
12.30.06


sweet :D

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Eliminator


Comments: 1994
12.30.06


[quote=kkkokaine]I repeat: Gwen Stefani sucks.[/quote]

WANNA THROW DOWN????

PURE FUCKING ANGRY ARYAN POWER

Neoteric
Emeritus


Comments: 3235
12.30.06


This is the shortest review I've ever done.
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?albumid=1380

>->

This Message Edited On 12.30.06

metallicaman8


Comments: 4675
12.30.06


Review more.

Pos'd

JumpTheF**kUp


Comments: 2372
12.30.06


Short and to the point.
Sweeet review.

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Kyle


Comments: 585
12.30.06


Oooo a short Moz review, nice

Havn't heard this yet, but I kinda liked the first one at times.

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The Jungler
Emeritus


Comments: 4828
12.30.06

Album Rating: 3

I kind of figured that this would suck, mainly based on the cover art. I don't really dislike Wind it Up as much as everyone else does, it seems. I think I've also heard 4 in the Morning but I can't remember much of it.
Cool review, I didn't expect it to come this soon.

MrKite


Comments: 5014
12.30.06


Really good review. Short and sweet.
But, yeah, the album art is horrible.

Electric City
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 9779
12.30.06


"Wind it Up" would have been better without the yodeling.

The review would have been better if... Nope this is pretty damn good.

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Zebra
Moderator


Comments: 2647
12.30.06


This was a great review. I actually prefer it to some of your extremely lengthy ones.
I'm actually listening to No Doubts debut album right now and it's ace. Unfortunately I have no motivation to check this out since her last album wasn't to hot and "Wind It Up" is awful.

radianteclipse


Comments: 263
12.30.06

Album Rating: 1.5

It's hard to be quirky like this without sucking. She did it on the first album and it was an enjoyable ride. Now I don't know what the hell she is trying to pull. Aside from maybe one or two tracks this album is god-awful.

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