England will fail to win their world cup qualifying group.
France will top their group ahead of Spain.
Lots of people will die in Haiti.
Berlusconi will attempt to become Italian prime minister (again) and fail miserably (although knowing the Italians fuck knows)
Man C will get their act together and rape Man U to the title
Liverpool will get relegated
I'm gonna go to a country with an ak-47 in its flag and get killed
Iron Man 3 will suck
All other films will suck and there will be no good films all year
People will carry on talking about greece/portugal/spain/ireland leaving the euro and it won't happen
There will be another major "scandal" in the UK with the media shoving the word "gate" onto it and normal people will continue not to care