If you had to...
 

...buy other mxers christmas gifts, what would you get and for whom?

(stolen from Bass forums)

I'd buy Spence some less nerdy glasses and a gift certificate to a hair salon.
Rissa gets some CDs by [B]good [/B]bands so she gets out of her MCR phase.


My idea well is a little dry right now, I'll add more later.

I'd buy vince a life.

OH SNAP!!!

[QUOTE=cobert]I'd buy vince a life.

OH SNAP!!![/QUOTE]
You can't afford that baby :-*

:upset:

I'd buy cobert a good joke. Whoa ho!

I'd also get Spence a brain, Vince a heart, Jom some courage, and Kif some ruby slippers.

I'd buy Vince some class. And guitar/bass lessons for his bandmates.

For Joel, a big teddy bear. And singing lessons. Also, the entire first season of "Davey And Goliath" on DVD.

For Rissa, a new camera. And breast implants.

For Brian, a bitching stereo. And breast implants.

To Untitled, the newest edition of Hooked On Phonics.

For Kif, Weight Watchers. Also, a DVD of every crappy show that WB has ever made. And a big teddy bear that says "SORRY I CALLED YOU FAT!" on it.

I'd buy kevin a pair of Converse, out of spite.

For Chris, a big banner saying "TO MY BABD".

To Dan, a big case of Danimals Fruit Yogurt. Drinkable, of course. Also, a mood ring stuck on the color blue.

...And anal beads for Dfelon.

That's all I can think of for now.

[QUOTE=PDWAB]I'd buy cobert a good joke. Whoa ho!

I'd also get Spence a brain, Vince a heart, Jom some courage, and Kif some ruby slippers.[/QUOTE]

C'mon, i have enough good jokes, im overflowing with 'em back here.

Also, i'd like to save up some money and buy my MX pride back.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]
For Joel, singing lessons. [/QUOTE]

:upset::upset:

[QUOTE=PDWAB]:upset::upset:[/QUOTE]

Eh. Er. Teddy bear! Davey And Goliath DVD!

(You're a great singer, but you said you wished you were better. I'm only honoring your wishes, sir.)

Then you should have said "Magical Gizmo that will make him an EVER BETTER SINGER EVEN THOUGH HE IS ALREADY AMAZING"

GOD

But these are tongue in cheek gifts...not dick sucking gifts.

I change my gift to punching Vince in the mouth.

For Joel, some long turtlenecks to hide that ridiculously huge neck of his.

Rancid Dan: A Crazy Man single.
Punk Drummer Without A Brain: A brain.
Permanent Solution: A dildo, mainly to keep Gayb happy for those long nights away from Vince.
Cobert: A rowboat.
Kif: A mod ship.
Untitled: Some good indie music.
Allofmeoiloveme: A pat on the back.

[QUOTE=Excursions]
Kif: A mod ship.
[/QUOTE]
:lol:

That was your best one. I demand a new gift :mad:

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution] I demand a new gift :mad:[/QUOTE]

But these are tongue in cheek gifts...not dick sucking gifts.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]But these are tongue in cheek gifts...not dick sucking gifts.[/QUOTE]
But they're still gifts to the person, not their gf/bf.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]But they're still gifts to the person, not their gf/bf.[/QUOTE]

A happy Gaby is a happy Vince.

Touche.

Dan - Inflatable doll

Butler - A new lip ring and hair dye... to a good color

Chris - Uhh, most likely 200 2-pound bags of carrots

Jon - NOTHING... Just kidding. How about a new dad? One that doesnt care about bandwidth or downloading.

Uk Dan - Guitar lessons... (Oh snap Jon, I stole your joke)

Kif - A new computer, with downloading blocked

Spencer -A box of chocalates, because i dont know what else. ILU babi :- *

Vince - A nice haircut and shave.

Kevin - Maybe something to do with the Refused... or perhaps a car.


I'm so not funny.

Cobert - Everlasting Coheed tickets

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]...buy other mxers christmas gifts, what would you get and for whom?

(stolen from Bass forums)

I'd buy Spence some less nerdy glasses and a gift certificate to a hair salon.[/QUOTE]
You need one more than me, bitch. I got my haircut this weekend.

I'll think of some clever ones today for all of you lovely children.

[QUOTE=Tjebby]Kif - A new computer, with downloading blocked[/QUOTE]
Evil bitch!

I'd bu Butler a nice bright pink lip ring.

I'd buy Stew a boat lololololol

Ooh, and UK Dan, I'd by him a haircut he likes.

The guy in Kif's avatar looks kind of like Amit. So I'd buy Amit some band-aids.

Everyone is so evil to me in this thread.

Butler - Sh'itty, new indy greatest hits :-*
Jon - A girlfriend, to keep you off the p'orn :-*
Spence - Hair straighteners
Kif - A haircut
Vince - A shaving set
Oz - A bible
Sep - A can of Grosch
Adam - A penis :-*
Jamie - Haggis and Bagpipes
Kevin - A keenan and kell dvd (:()
James - A pint
Brian - An even faster internet connection
Chris - A scouser wig and tash
Ben - Nothing because you get enough :p

That's enough for now.

[QUOTE=Untitled]Everyone is so evil to me in this thread.[/QUOTE]

At least you're getting some :upset: