If you had to...

***Permanent Solution*** · 11-07-2005, 09:23 PM

...buy other mxers christmas gifts, what would you get and for whom?

(stolen from Bass forums)

I'd buy Spence some less nerdy glasses and a gift certificate to a hair salon.
Rissa gets some CDs by good bands so she gets out of her MCR phase.

My idea well is a little dry right now, I'll add more later.

cobert · 11-07-2005, 09:27 PM

I'd buy vince a life.

OH SNAP!!!

***Permanent Solution*** · 11-07-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cobert

I'd buy vince a life.

OH SNAP!!!

You can't afford that baby :-*

cobert · 11-07-2005, 09:31 PM

PDWAB · 11-07-2005, 09:38 PM

I'd buy cobert a good joke. Whoa ho!

I'd also get Spence a brain, Vince a heart, Jom some courage, and Kif some ruby slippers.

BridgeToSolace · 11-07-2005, 09:39 PM

I'd buy Vince some class. And guitar/bass lessons for his bandmates.

For Joel, a big teddy bear. And singing lessons. Also, the entire first season of "Davey And Goliath" on DVD.

For Rissa, a new camera. And breast implants.

For Brian, a bitching stereo. And breast implants.

To Untitled, the newest edition of Hooked On Phonics.

For Kif, Weight Watchers. Also, a DVD of every crappy show that WB has ever made. And a big teddy bear that says "SORRY I CALLED YOU FAT!" on it.

I'd buy kevin a pair of Converse, out of spite.

For Chris, a big banner saying "TO MY BABD".

To Dan, a big case of Danimals Fruit Yogurt. Drinkable, of course. Also, a mood ring stuck on the color blue.

...And anal beads for Dfelon.

That's all I can think of for now.

cobert · 11-07-2005, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by PDWAB

I'd buy cobert a good joke. Whoa ho!

I'd also get Spence a brain, Vince a heart, Jom some courage, and Kif some ruby slippers.

C'mon, i have enough good jokes, im overflowing with 'em back here.

Also, i'd like to save up some money and buy my MX pride back.

PDWAB · 11-07-2005, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BridgeToSolace

For Joel, singing lessons.

BridgeToSolace · 11-07-2005, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PDWAB

Eh. Er. Teddy bear! Davey And Goliath DVD!

(You're a great singer, but you said you wished you were better. I'm only honoring your wishes, sir.)

PDWAB · 11-07-2005, 10:15 PM

Then you should have said "Magical Gizmo that will make him an EVER BETTER SINGER EVEN THOUGH HE IS ALREADY AMAZING"

GOD

***Permanent Solution*** · 11-07-2005, 10:19 PM

But these are tongue in cheek gifts...not dick sucking gifts.

PDWAB · 11-07-2005, 10:21 PM

I change my gift to punching Vince in the mouth.

***Permanent Solution*** · 11-07-2005, 10:23 PM

For Joel, some long turtlenecks to hide that ridiculously huge neck of his.

Excursions · 11-07-2005, 10:24 PM

Rancid Dan: A Crazy Man single.
Punk Drummer Without A Brain: A brain.
Permanent Solution: A dildo, mainly to keep Gayb happy for those long nights away from Vince.
Cobert: A rowboat.
Kif: A mod ship.
Untitled: Some good indie music.
Allofmeoiloveme: A pat on the back.

***Permanent Solution*** · 11-07-2005, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Excursions

Kif: A mod ship.

That was your best one. I demand a new gift

BridgeToSolace · 11-07-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Permanent Solution

I demand a new gift

But these are tongue in cheek gifts...not dick sucking gifts.

***Permanent Solution*** · 11-07-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BridgeToSolace

But these are tongue in cheek gifts...not dick sucking gifts.

But they're still gifts to the person, not their gf/bf.

BridgeToSolace · 11-07-2005, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Permanent Solution

But they're still gifts to the person, not their gf/bf.

A happy Gaby is a happy Vince.

***Permanent Solution*** · 11-07-2005, 10:29 PM

Touche.

Tjebby · 11-07-2005, 10:33 PM

Dan - Inflatable doll

Butler - A new lip ring and hair dye... to a good color

Chris - Uhh, most likely 200 2-pound bags of carrots

Jon - NOTHING... Just kidding. How about a new dad? One that doesnt care about bandwidth or downloading.

Uk Dan - Guitar lessons... (Oh snap Jon, I stole your joke)

Kif - A new computer, with downloading blocked

Spencer -A box of chocalates, because i dont know what else. ILU babi :- *

Vince - A nice haircut and shave.

Kevin - Maybe something to do with the Refused... or perhaps a car.

I'm so not funny.

11-07-2005, 09:23 PM	#1
*Permanent Solution* Feb. PPOTM \m/ Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a theater near you Posts: 43,312	If you had to... ...buy other mxers christmas gifts, what would you get and for whom? (stolen from Bass forums) I'd buy Spence some less nerdy glasses and a gift certificate to a hair salon. Rissa gets some CDs by good bands so she gets out of her MCR phase. My idea well is a little dry right now, I'll add more later.

11-07-2005, 09:39 PM	#6
BridgeToSolace Informal Armistace Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Boston (Northeastern U) Posts: 13,830	I'd buy Vince some class. And guitar/bass lessons for his bandmates. For Joel, a big teddy bear. And singing lessons. Also, the entire first season of "Davey And Goliath" on DVD. For Rissa, a new camera. And breast implants. For Brian, a bitching stereo. And breast implants. To Untitled, the newest edition of Hooked On Phonics. For Kif, Weight Watchers. Also, a DVD of every crappy show that WB has ever made. And a big teddy bear that says "SORRY I CALLED YOU FAT!" on it. I'd buy kevin a pair of Converse, out of spite. For Chris, a big banner saying "TO MY BABD". To Dan, a big case of Danimals Fruit Yogurt. Drinkable, of course. Also, a mood ring stuck on the color blue. ...And anal beads for Dfelon. That's all I can think of for now. Last edited by BridgeToSolace; 11-07-2005 at 10:03 PM.

11-07-2005, 09:27 PM	#2
cobert party hard ∞ Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pittsburgh / Erie PA Posts: 17,246	I'd buy vince a life. OH SNAP!!!

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11-07-2005, 09:38 PM	#5
PDWAB Rock It Out Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: University of Washington Posts: 18,060	I'd buy cobert a good joke. Whoa ho! I'd also get Spence a brain, Vince a heart, Jom some courage, and Kif some ruby slippers.

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PDWAB Rock It Out Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: University of Washington Posts: 18,060	Then you should have said "Magical Gizmo that will make him an EVER BETTER SINGER EVEN THOUGH HE IS ALREADY AMAZING" GOD

11-07-2005, 10:19 PM	#11
*Permanent Solution* Feb. PPOTM \m/ Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a theater near you Posts: 43,312	But these are tongue in cheek gifts...not dick sucking gifts.

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PDWAB Rock It Out Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: University of Washington Posts: 18,060	I change my gift to punching Vince in the mouth.

11-07-2005, 10:23 PM	#13
*Permanent Solution* Feb. PPOTM \m/ Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a theater near you Posts: 43,312	For Joel, some long turtlenecks to hide that ridiculously huge neck of his.

11-07-2005, 10:24 PM	#14
Excursions Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,746	Rancid Dan: A Crazy Man single. Punk Drummer Without A Brain: A brain. Permanent Solution: A dildo, mainly to keep Gayb happy for those long nights away from Vince. Cobert: A rowboat. Kif: A mod ship. Untitled: Some good indie music. Allofmeoiloveme: A pat on the back.

11-07-2005, 10:29 PM	#19
*Permanent Solution* Feb. PPOTM \m/ Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a theater near you Posts: 43,312	Touche.

11-07-2005, 10:33 PM	#20
Tjebby Shake Dem Dreads Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 515 Posts: 3,449	Dan - Inflatable doll Butler - A new lip ring and hair dye... to a good color Chris - Uhh, most likely 200 2-pound bags of carrots Jon - NOTHING... Just kidding. How about a new dad? One that doesnt care about bandwidth or downloading. Uk Dan - Guitar lessons... (Oh snap Jon, I stole your joke) Kif - A new computer, with downloading blocked Spencer -A box of chocalates, because i dont know what else. ILU babi :- * Vince - A nice haircut and shave. Kevin - Maybe something to do with the Refused... or perhaps a car. I'm so not funny.