Hillary Clittounge's Battle Room
Let's battle! who want's it? :evil:
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hippedihippedihippedihippedihippedihippedihippedihop!
I win. |
@ mardy
hippidiehippidie hop and you don't stop :cool:
but wait you just did stop :confused: get out of my battle room kid drop that fake ass hip-hop two of my lines will make your shit stop reverse, and come out your mouth onto your white couch in your nice house your nursery rhymes belong in the trash like oscar the grouch your probably over thirty and afraid to rhyme cus theyll toss you out every rap i write is at least 16 bars and from the heart your raps are over before the green screen even starts i can tear you apart, lyrically or literally cus your brain to me is quote, the epitome of stupidity unquote, hyphen dash Talib Kweli and for the next sloppy carbon-copy that comes in my room learn to rhyme or tuck your skirt behind your pantaloons! :wave: |
thats right
who's next?
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Oh yeah, the battle, I forgot about it. Well ya, you won.
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u think u know shit about politics and hiphop
but yr rhymes is basic yr kicks from a sweat shop u a materialist and preach change with yr weak technique while u enlist battle-rap verses complex like a duck's triple dique (not at all) my cum flung on this bitch clit tongue, shit tongue in my asshole (ya bby go deeper) find my fecal flower with the power of the bowl greater than the sword, greater than the platinum chain i can afford i'm talkin real change nigga, not that devils dance about killin and fuckin yr motha not a pop-rap trance about that pretty flacko brotha hip-hop is what you want it to be, it's just beats and raps, this shit is my life, a dope disintegrated boom bap, electronical It's like fluid dynamics, astro mechanics my words are scientifical the flow is automatic |
holy shit this is the whitest thread I've ever seen
well at least since i stoppwd going to hiphopdx |
lol, that was my last post itt
<3 mighty ducks |
Yo, analyze, with your anal eyes
Cause your face up in some anus, guys These ain't banal lines This is truth like the opposite of lies Like sayin you don't sit on thighs Of bigger guys, but we really know that you in disguise Cause you into guys, and that's fine though But you tryna hide it like paper bags for winos I'ma just stop now, i'm soundin homophobic Yall some detective groupies, cause I know you blow dicks |
yes!
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Magnificient.
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takin out two birds with one stone by the sixteenth bar
cus i hate racist bigots like King Sobhi and Illuvitar my simplistic flow is like a blanket infested with SARS you think its warm, but you wake up cold with two scars on your tummy, nauseous, in a bathtub full of ice your kidneys removed by a rusty low tech device cus the fiction in your diction doesn't scare me either does leave-it-to-beaver reading out a rhyming dictionary, or a thesauras, plus you look like a tyrannosaurus rex, the way you hold your hands to your chest like a vexed retard, with your wrists limp, trying very hard to rhyme fast just cus your ass was dead last in english class you don't sound smart, but sound foolish and gay though i'm a student of Hip Hop and politics but to you i'm like Plato my flow takes it back to when cats were saying HEEEY... HOOO... and when I lyrically rape pussies they pretend they don't know |
it seems more bars are in order
to cure sputnik's mental disorder don't call me a materialist you coke snorter my shoes are from the only employer In SE Asia, and soon I will be a lawyer and a destroyer of inequality and borders literally and symbolically, i may even do pro-bono for ya inspired by the rapper whose raps are over ya head, immortal technique, he writes tributes to the dead not wet dreams about cash money hoes you listen to in bed then fills in each other word with a rhyme someone else said 'gettin head in bed my niggas said you dead' 'blah blah blah' hahaha how do you listen to such garbage? and have the nerve to try to tarnish conscious rappers donating 6 figures to orphanages? |
This is really sad.
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Who dat monica lawinski?
Nah bro dats hilaryclittongue ya heard B oh yeah, I heard he thinks he's ill but everything he says is like abortion, no word control pills got no filter, everything he says makes him richer In bullshit, like whore spit, he's lubed up and ready to endorse it |
You turds have nerve, stealin a third of ya words
rappin absurd verbs like a bum on the curb Trebor may never spank the a-hole of Frank but Nigel died slow cus he put his crank in Frank's stank. Franky’s mom's vaggy is super stanky frank is red hot but he should thank me his mom named him after a pimple under my hairy gooch, and to tell you the truth, I gotta be raw u fat motherfuckers eat all the food for the poor not literally but metaphorically historically you were the minority now fat slobs will make the world end, fat slobs like frank and his girlfriend i spanked her fat ass til it started a whirlwind, released toxic fluid, and gave every fish in the Persian Gulf a third fin |
Again, this is really sad
*drops mic* |
lol
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rappin absurd verbs like a bum on the curb
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*sniff sniff*
I SMELL PUSSY! :p |
Damn I look good, so I'm running for the mayor
The Thug Waffle got hoes in different flavors You know I'm fucking two and I ran like Jason Taylor Hoes on my dick cause I look like Frasier and Andy Milonakis. Bitch, I'm Johnny Cochran. Smooth with that chopper but I'm gone like my father Ho suck my dick cause I took her to the Opera Bitch suck my nuts cause I wear nice watches I'm looking like an Ostrich, black like I'm gothic Hoes suck my dick cause I laugh when they shopping Thug Waffle gives a fuck about your problems Label left me dead and they gave me no options Bitch suck my dick [i]cause it's good for her damn health[/i] |
Straight outta Libya
crazy cool new dood Look who it is, the new guy and hes super cool get outta my way you look like a fool i shine i shine double nutta-butta thunder thump all my cars got aat least 7 stunt 101s no one can stop me killin it spillin shit no one can stop me i will always be the man, G |
This thread :lol:
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it's Sputniks Main attraction
Hillary Clit Tongue back in action yall keep cryin and I keep laughin, clappin, and slappin my knee cus yall wanna be me but are too corny there are too many wannabe emcees if you ask me they better make like a tree and leave, or take a dive like scuba steve I got some tricks up my sleeve to make you believe that I am the number one emcee to see the likes of this site, plus I never bite I make like a kite and get high and blown and finger fuck your mom when you aren't home |
God this is perverse, reading these feces put to verse
It's havin me scratch my head till a bald-spot shows You're flashing technique but your swagger is minor league I know you're shooting your mouth, like you're takin a leak I'ma stuff up the program, pinch your flow like a colon Obstruction, my verbal reduction takes form like a pipe-snake I'ma feed through your backside, yeah, it's a first date. For a nigga holding tight to vanity, you can claim to be real But you're like peter-pan to me |
lets get ready to rumble
i use a muzzle on your bitch plus a funnel on your moms snitch shits so loose, I drink her vagina juice my rebuttals are so subtle and her ass is like a bubble but youd rather be tappin ass in a football huddle jugglin balls, tuggin dick outta over-alls up and down on wood like a see saw, boning, moaning and groaning 'hee haw' in the rap game youre at a freefall if im in the minor leagues youre playing T-ball only fags in gay mags use hashtags or say "swag" |
Don't get short, I'll get stabby
Leave yo ass on the street like some nigga flaggin a cabby Get your ass on J-Craig, trim the style cause it's flabby I charge a prime-rap rate, no sanctions or mandates for These lyrics encroachin, Like some soldiers of fortune Leave you landlocked, and A sojourn in torture |
[quote]Hillary Clit Tongue back in action[/quote]
hey you finally spelled tongue right!!!! :thumb: |
Funny thread :P
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Funny thread, thats what sumara said,
til he got a katana stuck through his head, now hes as dead as Kris's mom in bed, says I cant spell what I said like a Man Named Jed a redneck hillbilly inbred that hardly keeps his family fed but really im as righteous as Ned Flanders i got this shit on lock like pampers win at any game like adam Sandler Happy Gilmore, you nappy lil whore had we been keeping score, id show you spell way more worste than eye do, just trying to advise you that what you imply is just a lie to disguise that you are despised by me and and every other guy whose eyes are not in between our own thighs meaning your heads up your ass and will be til u die |
Hillary keeps talking not realising he's dead
He was killed by hip hop in his own damn thread He should probably be home applying preparation H Because of the ass-whupping he got from Registered User NigelH |
Only 4 bars? Next time make it zero
Sitarhero, give up your bizarre stilo and go back to guitar hero Thats not me taking an ass whuppin, its you sixth time this week you've got your dick covered in poo You thought I had no clue but I knew NigelH blew you too Who knew that sputnik had gay groupies ewww next time you rhyme make sure you don't sound like shit homosexual pricks like you make me sick Get off Nigel's dick, and back to tonguing my clit ill make it quick, I won't squirt I'll shit in yo face, this is no place for a twit i mean twat, not... more hot snotty shit in yo face, that makes seven times this week you've had shit to taste three times i shat in yo face, 4 u licked ur own off Nigel's dick ok now back to tonguing my clit |
I'd tongue your clit but you don't even have one
You're so sexless even the real Hillary thinks you should get some You can keep talking smack but it don't bother me none Cos NigelH already made the bucket with the harm, and one But you can keep flappin your lips incessantly Talking about feces you take your shit literally Your excessive verbosity revealing your inanity Four bars to whup your ass? Naah, all I'd need is three |
I have a clit, you just missed it big guy
musta been the pink eye you got from Nigel and I I got more styles than there's digits in pie youre nothin but a stutterin fool with one syllable rhy.. -mes, put down thee thesaurus, and go outside once in a while your verbal bile ain't wild, its softer than Bill Clinton's senile dick... shit, Im miles ahead of your style that steals more than Scott Skiles is sloppier than Darius Miles and way gayer than Kyle Korver, cus Moreover, you had no denial that you blew Nigel |
Oh no! an ignorant new jack fool
trying to act cool but hes just a wack tool you couldn't rhyme on the internet so you can bet you would get wrecked in real life, get your ass thrown out of the cyph hold on to that skin color cuz your brain is gettin dim and dumber day by day, say what you say, no one gives a fuck about you anyway |
this is exactly why everyone hates white people
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smarter always hated by the bitter, but dont have shit to say,
just something short and gay, thats why theres twitter |
this is getting boring
i can hear the chatroom snoring everyone keeps ignoring me because of their stupidity brilliantly, i just keep rappin no im not black and im not packin and i dont give a fuck unless your mom wants to suck aw shucks, lucky me -_- you a sucka me so good plus i popped her hood cus she said i could i didn't know what would happen but thought i should keep slappin dat bootay and screamin ooo baby youd could be my lady if you didn't have rabies plus four or five babies or however many siblings Kris has, the numbers dwindling and they are used as kindling in my fire place, thats why i have a tired face plus i keep a spare tire incase I gotta acquire a new place to avoid the court case |
talking real loud cause you think it sounds scarier
I'ma back you up into a corner, things about to get hairier much worse off than kris' mom's private area The lyrical oomph will have you swaying like malaria Daring ya to come up with something quick lesser niggas stay stuck to my dick, Siphoning the knowledge-power it's like a morphine drip, I have you trip lessons in pain do acquit, any niggas style refrain to the backyard shit Lay it on your friends cause it's a laughable schtick |
Beef? nope i dont eat that
and i dont eat cats mooses, gooses, gnats big pigs, fat rats, bats dick and chicken, ballsack fish, ish on a dish, vats of poo, MF DOO, mac n cheese, wait yea i do that moral of the rap, ima eat you and you will be shat out and i dont eat that brat and ur fat fuck dat |
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