Hillary Clittounge's Battle Room

[HillaryClitTounge]

Let's battle! who want's it?

[Mardy]

hippedihippedihippedihippedihippedihippedihippedih op!

I win.

[HillaryClitTounge]

hippidiehippidie hop and you don't stop
but wait you just did stop
get out of my battle room kid
drop that fake ass hip-hop

two of my lines will make your shit stop
reverse, and come out your mouth
onto your white couch in your nice house
your nursery rhymes belong in the trash like oscar the grouch

your probably over thirty and afraid to rhyme cus theyll toss you out
every rap i write is at least 16 bars and from the heart
your raps are over before the green screen even starts
i can tear you apart, lyrically or literally

cus your brain to me is quote, the epitome of stupidity
unquote, hyphen dash Talib Kweli
and for the next sloppy carbon-copy that comes in my room
learn to rhyme or tuck your skirt behind your pantaloons!

[HillaryClitTounge]

who's next?

[Mardy]

Oh yeah, the battle, I forgot about it. Well ya, you won.

[kingsoby1]

u think u know shit about politics and hiphop
but yr rhymes is basic
yr kicks from a sweat shop

u a materialist and preach change with yr weak technique
while u enlist battle-rap verses complex like a duck's triple dique

(not at all)

my cum flung on this bitch clit tongue, shit tongue in my asshole
(ya bby go deeper)
find my fecal flower with the power of the bowl
greater than the sword, greater than the platinum chain i can afford

i'm talkin real change nigga,
not that devils dance about killin and fuckin yr motha
not a pop-rap trance about that pretty flacko brotha

hip-hop is what you want it to be, it's just beats and raps,
this shit is my life, a dope disintegrated boom bap,
electronical

It's like fluid dynamics, astro mechanics
my words are scientifical
the flow is automatic

[Iluvatar]

holy shit this is the whitest thread I've ever seen

well at least since i stoppwd going to hiphopdx

[kingsoby1]

lol, that was my last post itt

<3 mighty ducks

[NigelH]

Yo, analyze, with your anal eyes
Cause your face up in some anus, guys
These ain't banal lines
This is truth like the opposite of lies
Like sayin you don't sit on thighs
Of bigger guys, but we really know that you in disguise
Cause you into guys, and that's fine though
But you tryna hide it like paper bags for winos
I'ma just stop now, i'm soundin homophobic
Yall some detective groupies, cause I know you blow dicks

[kingsoby1]

yes!

[Tupik]

Magnificient.

[HillaryClitTounge]

takin out two birds with one stone by the sixteenth bar
cus i hate racist bigots like King Sobhi and Illuvitar
my simplistic flow is like a blanket infested with SARS
you think its warm, but you wake up cold with two scars

on your tummy, nauseous, in a bathtub full of ice
your kidneys removed by a rusty low tech device

cus the fiction in your diction doesn't scare me
either does leave-it-to-beaver reading out a rhyming dictionary,

or a thesauras, plus you look like a tyrannosaurus
rex, the way you hold your hands to your chest like a vexed
retard, with your wrists limp, trying very hard to rhyme fast
just cus your ass was dead last in english class

you don't sound smart, but sound foolish and gay though
i'm a student of Hip Hop and politics but to you i'm like Plato
my flow takes it back to when cats were saying HEEEY... HOOO...
and when I lyrically rape pussies they pretend they don't know

[HillaryClitTounge]

it seems more bars are in order
to cure sputnik's mental disorder
don't call me a materialist you coke snorter
my shoes are from the only employer

In SE Asia, and soon I will be a lawyer
and a destroyer of inequality and borders
literally and symbolically, i may even do pro-bono for ya
inspired by the rapper whose raps are over ya

head, immortal technique, he writes tributes to the dead
not wet dreams about cash money hoes you listen to in bed
then fills in each other word with a rhyme someone else said
'gettin head in bed my niggas said you dead'

'blah blah blah' hahaha
how do you listen to such garbage?
and have the nerve to try to tarnish
conscious rappers donating 6 figures to orphanages?

[FrankRedHot]

This is really sad.

[Trebor17]

Who dat monica lawinski?
Nah bro dats hilaryclittongue ya heard B
oh yeah, I heard he thinks he's ill
but everything he says is like abortion, no word control pills
got no filter, everything he says makes him richer
In bullshit, like whore spit, he's lubed up and ready to endorse it

[HillaryClitTounge]

You turds have nerve, stealin a third of ya words
rappin absurd verbs like a bum on the curb
Trebor may never spank the a-hole of Frank
but Nigel died slow cus he put his crank in Frank's stank.
Franky’s mom's vaggy is super stanky
frank is red hot but he should thank me
his mom named him after a pimple under my hairy
gooch, and to tell you the truth, I gotta be raw
u fat motherfuckers eat all the food for the poor
not literally but metaphorically
historically you were the minority
now fat slobs will make the world end, fat slobs like frank and his girlfriend
i spanked her fat ass til it started a whirlwind,
released toxic fluid, and gave every fish in
the Persian Gulf a third fin

[FrankRedHot]

Again, this is really sad

*drops mic*

[kingsoby1]

lol

[EaglesBecomeVultures]

rappin absurd verbs like a bum on the curb

[HillaryClitTounge]

*sniff sniff*

I

SMELL

PUSSY!