Hillary Clittounge's Battle Room
 

Let's battle! who want's it? :evil:

hippedihippedihippedihippedihippedihippedihippedihop!

I win.

@ mardy
 

hippidiehippidie hop and you don't stop :cool:
but wait you just did stop :confused:
get out of my battle room kid
drop that fake ass hip-hop

two of my lines will make your shit stop
reverse, and come out your mouth
onto your white couch in your nice house
your nursery rhymes belong in the trash like oscar the grouch

your probably over thirty and afraid to rhyme cus theyll toss you out
every rap i write is at least 16 bars and from the heart
your raps are over before the green screen even starts
i can tear you apart, lyrically or literally

cus your brain to me is quote, the epitome of stupidity
unquote, hyphen dash Talib Kweli
and for the next sloppy carbon-copy that comes in my room
learn to rhyme or tuck your skirt behind your pantaloons! :wave:

thats right
 

who's next?

Oh yeah, the battle, I forgot about it. Well ya, you won.

u think u know shit about politics and hiphop
but yr rhymes is basic
yr kicks from a sweat shop

u a materialist and preach change with yr weak technique
while u enlist battle-rap verses complex like a duck's triple dique

(not at all)

my cum flung on this bitch clit tongue, shit tongue in my asshole
(ya bby go deeper)
find my fecal flower with the power of the bowl
greater than the sword, greater than the platinum chain i can afford

i'm talkin real change nigga,
not that devils dance about killin and fuckin yr motha
not a pop-rap trance about that pretty flacko brotha

hip-hop is what you want it to be, it's just beats and raps,
this shit is my life, a dope disintegrated boom bap,
electronical

It's like fluid dynamics, astro mechanics
my words are scientifical
the flow is automatic

holy shit this is the whitest thread I've ever seen

well at least since i stoppwd going to hiphopdx

lol, that was my last post itt

<3 mighty ducks

Yo, analyze, with your anal eyes
Cause your face up in some anus, guys
These ain't banal lines
This is truth like the opposite of lies
Like sayin you don't sit on thighs
Of bigger guys, but we really know that you in disguise
Cause you into guys, and that's fine though
But you tryna hide it like paper bags for winos
I'ma just stop now, i'm soundin homophobic
Yall some detective groupies, cause I know you blow dicks

yes!

Magnificient.

takin out two birds with one stone by the sixteenth bar
cus i hate racist bigots like King Sobhi and Illuvitar
my simplistic flow is like a blanket infested with SARS
you think its warm, but you wake up cold with two scars

on your tummy, nauseous, in a bathtub full of ice
your kidneys removed by a rusty low tech device

cus the fiction in your diction doesn't scare me
either does leave-it-to-beaver reading out a rhyming dictionary,

or a thesauras, plus you look like a tyrannosaurus
rex, the way you hold your hands to your chest like a vexed
retard, with your wrists limp, trying very hard to rhyme fast
just cus your ass was dead last in english class

you don't sound smart, but sound foolish and gay though
i'm a student of Hip Hop and politics but to you i'm like Plato
my flow takes it back to when cats were saying HEEEY... HOOO...
and when I lyrically rape pussies they pretend they don't know

it seems more bars are in order
to cure sputnik's mental disorder
don't call me a materialist you coke snorter
my shoes are from the only employer

In SE Asia, and soon I will be a lawyer
and a destroyer of inequality and borders
literally and symbolically, i may even do pro-bono for ya
inspired by the rapper whose raps are over ya

head, immortal technique, he writes tributes to the dead
not wet dreams about cash money hoes you listen to in bed
then fills in each other word with a rhyme someone else said
'gettin head in bed my niggas said you dead'

'blah blah blah' hahaha
how do you listen to such garbage?
and have the nerve to try to tarnish
conscious rappers donating 6 figures to orphanages?

This is really sad.

Who dat monica lawinski?
Nah bro dats hilaryclittongue ya heard B
oh yeah, I heard he thinks he's ill
but everything he says is like abortion, no word control pills
got no filter, everything he says makes him richer
In bullshit, like whore spit, he's lubed up and ready to endorse it

You turds have nerve, stealin a third of ya words
rappin absurd verbs like a bum on the curb
Trebor may never spank the a-hole of Frank
but Nigel died slow cus he put his crank in Frank's stank.
Franky’s mom's vaggy is super stanky
frank is red hot but he should thank me
his mom named him after a pimple under my hairy
gooch, and to tell you the truth, I gotta be raw
u fat motherfuckers eat all the food for the poor
not literally but metaphorically
historically you were the minority
now fat slobs will make the world end, fat slobs like frank and his girlfriend
i spanked her fat ass til it started a whirlwind,
released toxic fluid, and gave every fish in
the Persian Gulf a third fin

Again, this is really sad

*drops mic*

lol

rappin absurd verbs like a bum on the curb

*sniff sniff*

I

SMELL

PUSSY!

:p

Damn I look good, so I'm running for the mayor
The Thug Waffle got hoes in different flavors
You know I'm fucking two and I ran like Jason Taylor
Hoes on my dick cause I look like Frasier
and Andy Milonakis. Bitch, I'm Johnny Cochran.
Smooth with that chopper but I'm gone like my father
Ho suck my dick cause I took her to the Opera
Bitch suck my nuts cause I wear nice watches
I'm looking like an Ostrich, black like I'm gothic
Hoes suck my dick cause I laugh when they shopping
Thug Waffle gives a fuck about your problems
Label left me dead and they gave me no options
Bitch suck my dick [i]cause it's good for her damn health[/i]

Straight outta Libya
crazy cool new dood
Look who it is, the new guy and hes super cool
get outta my way you look like a fool

i shine i shine
double nutta-butta thunder thump
all my cars got aat least 7 stunt 101s
no one can stop me

killin it spillin shit no one can stop me
i will always be the man, G

This thread :lol:

it's Sputniks Main attraction
Hillary Clit Tongue back in action
yall keep cryin and I keep laughin,
clappin, and slappin my knee
cus yall wanna be me but are too corny
there are too many wannabe emcees
if you ask me they better make like a tree
and leave, or take a dive like scuba steve
I got some tricks up my sleeve to make you believe
that I am the number one emcee to see
the likes of this site, plus I never bite
I make like a kite and get high and blown
and finger fuck your mom when you aren't home

God this is perverse, reading these feces put to verse
It's havin me scratch my head till a bald-spot shows
You're flashing technique but your swagger is minor league
I know you're shooting your mouth, like you're takin a leak
I'ma stuff up the program, pinch your flow like a colon
Obstruction, my verbal reduction takes form like a pipe-snake
I'ma feed through your backside, yeah, it's a first date.
For a nigga holding tight to vanity, you can claim to be real
But you're like peter-pan to me

lets get ready to rumble
i use a muzzle on your bitch
plus a funnel on your moms snitch
shits so loose, I drink her vagina juice
my rebuttals are so subtle
and her ass is like a bubble
but youd rather be tappin ass
in a football huddle
jugglin balls, tuggin dick outta over-alls
up and down on wood like a see saw,
boning, moaning and groaning 'hee haw'
in the rap game youre at a freefall
if im in the minor leagues youre playing T-ball
only fags in gay mags use hashtags or say "swag"

Don't get short, I'll get stabby
Leave yo ass on the street
like some nigga flaggin a cabby
Get your ass on J-Craig,
trim the style cause it's flabby
I charge a prime-rap rate,
no sanctions or mandates for
These lyrics encroachin,
Like some soldiers of fortune
Leave you landlocked, and
A sojourn in torture

[quote]Hillary Clit Tongue back in action[/quote]

hey you finally spelled tongue right!!!! :thumb:

Funny thread :P

Funny thread, thats what sumara said,
til he got a katana stuck through his head,
now hes as dead as Kris's mom in bed,
says I cant spell what I said like a Man Named Jed
a redneck hillbilly inbred that hardly keeps his family fed
but really im as righteous as Ned Flanders
i got this shit on lock like pampers
win at any game like adam Sandler
Happy Gilmore, you nappy lil whore
had we been keeping score, id show you spell way more
worste than eye do, just trying to advise you
that what you imply is just a lie to disguise that you are despised
by me and and every other guy
whose eyes are not in between our own thighs
meaning your heads up your ass and will be til u die

Hillary keeps talking not realising he's dead
He was killed by hip hop in his own damn thread
He should probably be home applying preparation H
Because of the ass-whupping he got from Registered User NigelH

Only 4 bars? Next time make it zero
Sitarhero, give up your bizarre stilo and go back to guitar hero
Thats not me taking an ass whuppin, its you
sixth time this week you've got your dick covered in poo
You thought I had no clue but I knew NigelH blew you too
Who knew that sputnik had gay groupies ewww
next time you rhyme make sure you don't sound like shit
homosexual pricks like you make me sick
Get off Nigel's dick, and back to tonguing my clit
ill make it quick, I won't squirt I'll shit
in yo face, this is no place for a twit
i mean twat, not... more hot snotty shit
in yo face, that makes seven times this week you've had shit to taste
three times i shat in yo face,
4 u licked ur own off Nigel's dick
ok now back to tonguing my clit

I'd tongue your clit but you don't even have one
You're so sexless even the real Hillary thinks you should get some
You can keep talking smack but it don't bother me none
Cos NigelH already made the bucket with the harm, and one

But you can keep flappin your lips incessantly
Talking about feces you take your shit literally
Your excessive verbosity revealing your inanity
Four bars to whup your ass? Naah, all I'd need is three

I have a clit, you just missed it big guy
musta been the pink eye you got from Nigel and I
I got more styles than there's digits in pie
youre nothin but a stutterin fool with one syllable rhy..
-mes,

put down thee thesaurus, and go outside once in a while
your verbal bile ain't wild, its softer than Bill Clinton's senile
dick... shit, Im miles ahead of your style
that steals more than Scott Skiles
is sloppier than Darius Miles and way gayer than Kyle
Korver, cus Moreover, you had no denial that you blew Nigel

Oh no! an ignorant new jack fool
trying to act cool
but hes just a wack tool

you couldn't rhyme on the internet
so you can bet you would get wrecked
in real life, get your ass thrown out of the cyph

hold on to that skin color cuz your brain is gettin dim and dumber
day by day, say what you say, no one gives a fuck about you anyway

this is exactly why everyone hates white people

smarter always hated by the bitter, but dont have shit to say,
just something short and gay, thats why theres twitter

this is getting boring
i can hear the chatroom snoring
everyone keeps ignoring
me because of their stupidity
brilliantly, i just keep rappin
no im not black and
im not packin and
i dont give a fuck
unless your mom wants to suck
aw shucks, lucky me
-_- you a sucka me so good
plus i popped her hood
cus she said i could
i didn't know what would
happen but thought i should
keep slappin dat bootay
and screamin ooo baby
youd could be my lady
if you didn't have rabies
plus four or five babies
or however many siblings
Kris has, the numbers dwindling
and they are used as kindling
in my fire place, thats why i have a tired face
plus i keep a spare tire incase
I gotta acquire a new place
to avoid the court case

talking real loud cause you think it sounds scarier
I'ma back you up into a corner,
things about to get hairier
much worse off than kris' mom's private area
The lyrical oomph will have you swaying like malaria
Daring ya to come up with something quick
lesser niggas stay stuck to my dick,
Siphoning the knowledge-power
it's like a morphine drip, I have you trip
lessons in pain do acquit,
any niggas style refrain to the backyard shit
Lay it on your friends
cause it's a laughable schtick

Beef? nope i dont eat that
and i dont eat cats
mooses, gooses, gnats
big pigs, fat rats, bats
dick and chicken, ballsack
fish, ish on a dish, vats
of poo, MF DOO, mac
n cheese, wait yea i do that
moral of the rap, ima eat you
and you will be shat out and i dont eat that
brat
and ur fat
fuck dat