I've got to admit, the new JFAC cd is a good improvement from their EP that pretty much turned metalcore into deathcore. Dropping the brees and chugga-chug breakdowns = a plus (shut up matt). The solos are hilarious.

So I'm not going to judge a band after just listening to one song, SORRY GUYS IM NOT THAT GRIM AND BROOTAL

I agree with ICB. Their EP was nowhere near as good as Genesis.

Blah blah blah.

"Knee Deep" is retardedly catchy though.

[QUOTE]Blah blah blah.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry, I was looking for "intelligent discussion", not "retarded elitist jibberjab".

I'm reviewing the new Nile. The fact that the album title essentially has to do with gigantic boners make it a lot easier to make fun of.

Stop making fun of Nile you sock puppet you!

[QUOTE=Cocaine;14983182]I'm reviewing the new Nile. The fact that the album title essentially has to do with gigantic boners make it a lot easier to make fun of.[/QUOTE]

And that one song with the drawn out D+D title...

[QUOTE=Cocaine;14983182]I'm reviewing the new Nile. The fact that the album title essentially has to do with gigantic boners make it a lot easier to make fun of.[/QUOTE]


:lol: awesome. Nile's one of the nerdiest bands out there.

Tyler are you the Tyler that made a review in Amazon for Yndi Halda?

._.

[QUOTE=ICB;14983175]I'm sorry, I was looking for "intelligent discussion", not "retarded elitist jibberjab".[/QUOTE]

Blah blah blah.

I'm sure intelligent discussion entails clogging up a death metal thread with Job For A Cowboy nonsense day after day.

We've been over this before, JFAC is Death metal and belongs in this thread.

No it isn't; no it doesn't.

[QUOTE=Deathcrush;14983196]Blah blah blah.

I'm sure intelligent discussion entails clogging up a death metal thread with Job For A Cowboy nonsense day after day.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry sir. I'm gonna go throw in a really poppy Gorgoroth CD and pretend I like metal now.

[QUOTE=ICB;14983220]I'm sorry sir. I'm gonna go throw in a really poppy Gorgoroth CD and pretend I like metal now.[/QUOTE]

Congratulations, seriously well done.

Who is Gorgoroth. Are they Deathcore?

[QUOTE=Hbp;14983190]Stop making fun of Nile you sock puppet you![/QUOTE]

You'll love the review then.

the fact is, a couple years ago eleventeen was a ****ing net-warrior who would fight to the death insisting Korn was metal.

Now he insists JFAC is death metal.

Why should we listen to him now when we laughed at him before?

It's 2007.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;14983248]You'll love the review then.[/QUOTE]

I actually am quite excited to read it tbqh. When you puttin' it up again?

The fact that spam in an internet forum makes some peoples' lives unbearable is very very sad, and should result in many suicides.

I hope so to be quite honest.

I think I remember Eleventeen saying Korn invented 'Dark Metal' with one of their newer albums.

Who is this Eleventeen character anywho?

[QUOTE=Totenkrieg;14983672]I think I remember Eleventeen saying Korn invented 'Dark Metal' with one of their newer albums.[/QUOTE]


:lol:!

Matt. That was his username before "i am the robots".

Yeah but do you know what I like about time?

It makes you grow up.

To Totenkrieg.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All;14983696]Matt. That was his username before "i am the robots".[/QUOTE]

You're kidding me!

No.


Give him a break. He's got a better head on his shoulders than half the people here.

No.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;14983697]Yeah but do you know what I like about time?

It makes you grow up.

To Totenkrieg.[/QUOTE]

I was about to say just about the same thing.

People's tastes mature. Even though Matt does enjoy some, uh...OK I'm just gonna be blunt, CRAPPY music, he does have a pretty good knowledge of metal, CONTRARY to what you would think.

(expects replies saying "BLAH BLAH BLAH" and "lol Korn")