BallsToTheWall: Why Is Red Lobster Still Around?

Hawks 01.11.12	Two people were found murdered in their car at a Red Lobster here a few weeks ago. m/
Relinquished 01.11.12	that's not m/ that's horrible hawks what the hell
bloc 01.11.12	I've always wanted to try lobster, never got the chance.
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	Must have been a couple chefs who got offed by some irate customers that found thier food to be a bit bland and tasteless.
Hawks 01.11.12	Lol dude I just put the m/ to be a dick. It's not like I'm condoning it.
Aphrodisiac 01.11.12	yea they suck
dnor 01.11.12	Hey....Idk...the lobster bisque and lobster pizza appetizers are good. and Hawks....way too beta out. Be honest....that's m/ as fuck.
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	A lot of black people are drawn to Red Lobster, moreso than Golden Corral which is saying something.
Hawks 01.11.12	Pretty sure it's still unsolved too. Two people just found shot in the head out in the parking lot. Messed up man.
someguest 01.11.12	Look at the clientele Red Lobster serves now. Darker than the other side of the moon.
AngelofDeath 01.11.12	What chain restaurants are good?
someguest 01.11.12	Exactly. Eat local.
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	^ This guy knows. My dad is beyond disrespectful to waiters, every time we go out, and man was he bagging on this guy tonight on his being Haitian. Also said something about Jamaiacans, pretty embarrassing to go out to dinner with this guy.
KeithStone582 01.11.12	m/?
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	Waffle House, Dennys, Ihop, Ruby Tuesday, Sweet Tomatoes(my fav), Bonos, Piccadilly all rule.
someguest 01.11.12	Pre-packaged, processed, frozen food just doesn't sound appetizing to me.
AngelofDeath 01.11.12	Well, Waffle House rules, obviously, but I was talking about the more full-service places.
taxidermist 01.11.12	Never been to Red Lobster. Don't think I'll ever go now. Thanks for the heads up, Balls.
Hens 01.11.12	People need their lobster.
omnipanzer 01.11.12	Well, it's the Cheddar Bay Biscuits isn't it.
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	Pre-packaged, processed, frozen food just doesn't sound appetizing to me. That's fine it could be processed in the dirtiest and most unsanitary of conditions. If it smells and tastes good then thats all that matters.
gotsthedewsdood 01.11.12	red lobster is the shit. shrimp trio plate ftw.
Ire 01.11.12	One time I brought home some sea food and left it in the fridge for a few days. It smelled like Red Lobster when I threw it out.
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	They didn't even put whipped cream on the fucking key lime pie. What noobs.
AngelofDeath 01.11.12	Good, because key lime pie is made with meringue.
AsoTamaki 01.11.12	Lol, Red Lobster. Olive Garden and Chili's are fine chain restaurants.
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	Oh yeah. Meringue, whipped cream I don't give a fuck as long either one's there complimenting the pie and graham cracker crust. It's unacceptable to have a bare pie.
Trebor. 01.11.12	The Olive Garden Ramy works at is a shit hole
Ire 01.11.12	yeah you need some hair on that pie
Ire 01.11.12	My Olive Garden went to hell when I started selling tha green.
Hyperion1001 01.11.12	you motherfuckers have obvs never been to applebees
Trebor. 01.11.12	I haven't actually
Hyperion1001 01.11.12	you are truly missing out
Hawks 01.11.12	Applebees is the shit. Half price appetizers after 9 p.m. it doesn't get any better than that. You can get a full meal for like 7 dollars.
spillingmercury 01.11.12	Well, it's the Cheddar Bay Biscuits isn't it. was going to say that. They're free too. That's cool. All these restaurants make me feel sick afterwards. I've figured that when I go to these places, I don't expect much and pick whatever is cheapest on the menu. It works for me.
wabbit 01.11.12	in canada we have scores and st. hubert which are rotisserie chicken places that make actually awesome food and pizza delight is better than most pizza and the buffet is $10 so that's awesome. But ya I have been to chilis and applebees when I was in the states and I know your food has a lot more salt and fat than ours does normally (like your beef is way fattier, better) but I could barely eat it and my parents got sick.
Trebor. 01.11.12	Our chain restaurant food is as bad if not worse than fast food but a lot of people don't associate the negative stigma of fast food to chain restaurant
Ire 01.11.12	applebees is so bad oh god
Satellite 01.11.12	chili's, applebee's and olive garden are everything that's wrong w/ america
wabbit 01.11.12	do you guys have east side marios? Cause they do an alright job on simple Italian dishes and you can get all you can eat of it for really cheap...plus cheap ass drinks. Like long islands for $4
Hyperion1001 01.11.12	Olive Garden: THIS NEEDS MORE SALT
Trebor. 01.11.12	that applies to most american food
FromDaHood 01.11.12	We have an East Side Mario's right down the street but it's kinda filthy inside so we never go, not even when we get gift cards. Red Lobster rules, but that might be because my part of Michigan is largely seafood deficient
AsoTamaki 01.11.12	T.G.I. Friday's is the worst offender. Haven't been there in years thankfully.
Yazz_Flute 01.11.12	Two people were found murdered in their car at a Red Lobster here a few weeks ago. List is Digs. m/
bloc 01.11.12	lol
Pharoh 01.11.12	"that's not m/ that's horrible hawks what the hell" lol
Yuma310 01.11.12	get sick everytime at this place
Hyperion1001 01.11.12	when i was in france my uncle lives in brest, and he took us to a place where they would literally open up the traps from the dock behind the restaurant and essentially cook the lobsters right from the sea i can no longer eat lobster here
Yuma310 01.11.12	^ Daaamn that sounds good
Emim 01.11.12	"Pre-packaged, processed, frozen food just doesn't sound appetizing to me." in-n-out, brah "chili's, applebee's and olive garden are everything that's wrong w/ america" replace one of those with sizzler and yeah
dammets 01.11.12	wth I love Red Lobster. There are a lot of black people though. Maybe it's just the one I go to.
Emim 01.11.12	no black people are pretty prevalent everywhere
Recspecs 01.11.12	"Waffle House, Dennys, Ihop, Ruby Tuesday, Sweet Tomatoes(my fav), Bonos, Piccadilly all rule." Hell yeah dude. I tore up some Waffle House like seven hours ago and then lingered talking to the badass staff for like four hours with my friends about partying. Good times. Waffle House is always the best food to eat whilst under the influence of something. m/ And yeah, goddammit Red Lobster is shitty as fuck.
Auschwitz 01.11.12	"that's not m/ that's horrible hawks what the hell" uh murder is totally metal idk what the fuck youre talking about.
Ire 01.11.12	uh murder is totally metal idk what the fuck youre talking about. - Auschwitz
Masochist 01.11.12	Two words: CHEDDAR BISCUITS.
Eclecticist 01.11.12	lol "Two people were found murdered in their car at a Red Lobster here a few weeks ago. m/" "that's not m/ that's horrible hawks what the hell" "Hawks....way too beta out. Be honest....that's m/ as fuck." "uh murder is totally metal idk what the fuck youre talking about."
Jellingman 01.11.12	Why is caviar still around?
Auschwitz 01.11.12	we should have a quotes page. quote me on that.
R6Rider 01.11.12	"Look at the clientele Red Lobster serves now. Darker than the other side of the moon." lol so true
bakkermaarten007 01.11.12	Balls, you disappoint me. Out of all the tremendous Carissa's Wierd efforts you pick 'Tucson'? =(
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	Olive Garden sucks. Yeah Baker, Tucson is what ive been jamming to. However Plumtree is my greatest find since like The Best Pessimist.
omnipanzer 01.11.12	"Good, because key lime pie is made with meringue." Fuck yes... this needed to be said. I miss real Key Lime Pie, shit now I wish I had a Key Lime Pie.
Apollo 01.11.12	Red Lobster is so expensive, and EVERYTHING is deep fried, including the broccoli
omnipanzer 01.11.12	"you motherfuckers have obvs never been to applebees" Absolutely the worst... they have the worst food ever unless you're in the mood for fried bar food in which case cheers mate.
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	ruby tuesday has good seafood.
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	Nope.
omnipanzer 01.11.12	Not a fan but they at least have a couple of dishes I can stand. Same with Olive Garden they at least have about 3 dishes I can tolerate. Seriously I'd rather belly up to the bar at a Waffle house and get my double order of Hash browns Scattered, Double covered, topped capped and chunked. If I'm feeling really adventurous (drunk) then covered even.
Zorak 01.11.12	I wish my area had a waffle house. I've never tried it. I love Denny's though.
omnipanzer 01.11.12	Greatest hash browns ever, but that's it really. Hash browns, eggs, toast, coffee and maybe a waffle. Beyond that and your tempting the food poisoning gods.
Zorak 01.11.12	"Beyond that and your tempting the food poisoning gods. " lmao Is it weird if I like my eggs over-easy?
omnipanzer 01.11.12	Hell no, runny with toast or mixed into your hash browns are the best!
johnnyblaze 01.11.12	MMmmm Denny's. Red Lobster is the McD's of seafood. Ridiculously overpricing shitty food - it's weird that the only decent food they give you are the free cheese biscuits.
Zorak 01.11.12	"Hell no, runny with toast or mixed into your hash browns are the best!" Fuck yeah. It's awesome on Pancakes/Waffles/French Toast also.
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	it's weird that the only decent food they give you are the free cheese biscuits (2)
AfterTheBreakdown 01.11.12	Applebees is the place to go.
BallsToTheWall 01.11.12	Applebees is gross sober but like somebody said good bar food. Sliders and beer but I think Fridays is better.
Hyperion1001 01.11.12	lots of not understanding sarcasm itt
omnipanzer 01.11.12	Dig-em
Zorak 01.11.12	lol
Horsehammer 01.11.12	they are as expensive as hell
ShadowRemains 01.12.12	lol that murder discussion just made my night