Banion: Just Sittin Here...

Banion 12.16.10	well this list failed
Defeater 12.16.10	Officer, I was just sittin' here mindin' my own biznaz when...
Gorification 12.16.10	SLIT WRIST SUICIDE!!!
Winsomniac 12.16.10	Tits or gtfo? c:
wyankeif1337 12.16.10	you need some Sunn
Banion 12.16.10	pfft, asians.
Defeater 12.16.10	uh, I'm for sure not an asian I have proof
Gorification 12.16.10	hes talking about dick size, everyone.
Winsomniac 12.16.10	Lolz she meant me. Winsomnasian.
PuddlesPuddles 12.16.10	win some asians
Defeater 12.16.10	actually I was talking about the vertical distance between the top and bottom of my eyes but w/e man same thing right
Winsomniac 12.16.10	Aren't you Waior? Puddles McAlpine.
PuddlesPuddles 12.16.10	Interesting rumor, will not verify
Winsomniac 12.16.10	Time to hire chan for that IP check.
kris. 12.16.10	puddles isn't waior i would know if my lil waior would be here
Banion 12.16.10	Obviously.
PuddlesPuddles 12.16.10	Frankly somniac I'm insulted you consider me a spin-off :( Like Frasier :(
Winsomniac 12.16.10	I'm not even going to respond to that. I just don't know what to do to stop it. You can't spin-off a spin-off.
Deviant. 12.16.10	Smog! ♥ ♥ ♥
Banion 12.16.10	Yeah! :D
Wolfhorde 12.16.10	Maybe you canadians should stop eating wood.
Banion 12.16.10	Its cause depressing music is just so good!
Deviant. 12.16.10	Love the self titled, literally one of my favourites of all time
Wolfhorde 12.16.10	"Its cause depressing music is just so good!" Pfft.. dark wood trolls.
Ovrot 12.16.10	Sup.
Banion 12.16.10	Sup Ovrot
cvlts 12.16.10	worship- dooom
Ovrot 12.16.10	Basically ^ @ andcas
Defeater 12.16.10	I hijacked the fuck outta your list idea banion do you forgive me
Banion 12.16.10	Awesome
Wolfhorde 12.16.10	"banion>every other girl to ever be on sputnik. you're welcome." There are any other girls here 'cept of her and Kimm? (And she doesn't really count, she's religious)
Banion 12.16.10	I guess I can forgive you this once... Don't let it happen again.
Ovrot 12.16.10	I finally did my Human Jerky review D: Would have been done yesterday but I had to join a sputnik video chat...
Banion 12.16.10	Yes I won over the he-shes!
Ovrot 12.16.10	high five
cvlts 12.16.10	ah the joys of internet
Jash 12.16.10	well this list failed quite the opposite actually, this list is awesome especially the saddest landscape
Ovrot 12.16.10	Indeed.
Banion 12.16.10	@Jash it had no comments for the longest time.
Ovrot 12.16.10	true.
Winsomniac 12.16.10	Did you bump it yourself like a good shameless user?
Ovrot 12.16.10	I'm shameless. SHOW ME YOUR TITS. SHAFT SHAFT SHAFT
Wolfhorde 12.16.10	Winning over the he-shes is not that much of an accomplishment. Also, I think listening to ironic music while being pissed is way more awesome.
Banion 12.16.10	@Winsomniac That I did.
Defeater 12.16.10	defeater saved this list by bumping it then by creating a far superior spin-off
PuddlesPuddles 12.16.10	One of the below statements are correct about me: 1) I just ate a huge plate of sushi 2) I'm a 20 year old black male 3) I'm a mute in real life 4) I'm bisexual 5) I have 9 fingers Background facts: I hate sushi I hate the third options in multiple choice questions I don't believe in towels My nickname is "blacky" Answer wisely
Winsomniac 12.16.10	Holy shit Puddles McAlpine is a bisexual spin-off. MIND=BICURIOUS
Ovrot 12.16.10	You have 9 fingers?
qwe3 12.16.10	listen to Warning
Wolfhorde 12.16.10	It's Professor Badass. http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/3997/original/professor_badass1.jpg?1285779418 Yo.
Ovrot 12.16.10	That would be so cool actually.
PuddlesPuddles 12.16.10	Poppa, don't preach
Wolfhorde 12.16.10	Professor Badass is le shit.
Masochist 12.16.10	Girls of Sputnik (Alleged and Otherwise): Moressey Banion Summernights Merriweather KimmsightMatters InTheShallows Dreamsoffew LouderNow7 Sassysista OhAliceMonster Countess Vmcoia91 Those are the ones I remember, at least. Most of those were proven to be alts and/or trolls, but I think a couple of them were true. Also, can't spell the name of the lead singer of The Smiths.
Ovrot 12.16.10	what about witchxrapist
Masochist 12.16.10	Oh yeah...forgot about Mappy. Don't know if she would count anyways, because she was basically a girl trapped in a guy's body (or so Mappy lead us to believe).
couldwinarabbit 12.16.10	SMOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wolfhorde 12.16.10	Yeah, but as I already stated Kimm doesn't count 'cause her body is devoted to be loved by Jesus. cough
PuddlesPuddles 12.16.10	morrissey also, wasn't alice a dude
Masochist 12.16.10	Thanks, Puddles. Also, I'm certain more than half of that list were dudes. I really thought Alice was a girl, but I think someone ousted her as ThePalestMexican in the end (could be wrong, though). I think I want most of these to be real, because the more females we have here, the less Sputnik would care, and the less people would pretend to be them. Because, you know, Morrissey has been a myth this entire time.
Deviant. 12.16.10	Masochist has a little black sputnik book
Masochist 12.16.10	I'm a creeper, remember? Ask Kimm... ;-)
couldwinarabbit 12.16.10	also known as the sputnik ban thread.
KILL 12.16.10	lol
Wolfhorde 12.16.10	Is Kimm for sure human?
Wolfhorde 12.16.10	Doubt that.
Masochist 12.16.10	Oh, yeah...it was InTheShallows who said I was a creeper, if I remember correctly (I really thought she was real, but I don't think Waior did, and that might've killed her interest). I was just the first to post Kimm's Facebook profile ;-). Also...forgot StephMcK. How could I forget Steph...I'm almost certain she's not a dude.
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Satellite 12.16.10	well, that didn't really work. doublefacepalm.jpg
PuddlesPuddles 12.16.10	Satellite that's scary! It's like he's melting with a screwdriver in his head. Make gooo awayy
Defeater 12.16.10	No, Countess is not actually a female user.