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_well2020 B-tier (1/2)

I was gonna try to do something creative or interesting for my year list and then did not! Instead, I took the data of every album I've rated, deleted everything I have no memory of, and made a chonk ranking. Here is the first part. Most of these albums suck!
42Poppy
Music to Scream To

#142
bedroom noise DIY DAW d'aww computermelt
1%
41The 1975
Notes on a Conditional Form

#141
hairstyle soggy tissue obsolescence post-poprock
3%
40Burzum
Thulêan Mysteries

#140
misunderstood family man nazi genius primordial RPG ambience
3%
39Lana Del Rey
Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass

#139
misunderstood Antonoffcore poetry
4%
38Green Day
Father of All Motherfuckers

#138
pisshead record contract pisstake
5%
37In Flames
Clayman (20th Anniversary Edition)

#137
pop rock
5%
36Glass Animals
Dreamland

#136
wavy garm misjudgement of moodlighting
7%
35A. G. Cook
Apple

#135
ultrapop deconstructed brickphone
8%
34The Smashing Pumpkins
Cyr

#134
midlife ego malfunction DAW pseudopop antirock
9%
33Tame Impala
The Slow Rush

#133
Very profound thoughtful weed music with emotional overtones!
10%
32David Thompson
The Wall

#132
a king in his proper place
10.1%
31Bring Me the Horizon
Post Human: Survival Horror

#131
polishing-a-turd_core
11%
30The Flaming Lips
American Head

#130
weed is embarrassing
12%
29Phoebe Bridgers
Copycat Killer

#129
pointless stringscapes: the movie
12%
28Loathe (UK)
I Let It In And It Took Everything

#128
metalcore songwriting therapy camp for gaze jank gang
13%
27Coletta
Idealism

#127
swancore-adjacent spilt milk pop
14%
26Migma Shelter
Alice

#126
alt-idol literature misadventure
15%
25The Used
Heartwork

#125
awful revision of an awful pun with awful songs and a couple of redemptive bangers that don't really redeem anything
16%
24Halsey
Manic

#124
say it in the street, that's a knock-out but you say it in a tweet, that's a cop-out
17%
23Shiraha
Shirashira

#123
alt-idol synthwave potentialpop
20%
22Helena Deland
Someone New

#122
unholy jank collusion between budgiecore and neekcore
21%
21Ruston Kelly
Shape and Destroy

#121
you might be too old for country but you're never too old for emo burnout
22%
20Katatonia
City Burials

#120
hysterical deadpan snoozemetal shoepolish
23%
19Brand-new Idol Society
LOOKiE

#119
50% pointless remake album 50% mixed bag 100% most tasteless bangers of 2020
24%
18Taylor Swift
Folklore

#118
most tasteful album of 2020 breathtaking breathless indie weaving web unescape conversation starter
24.1%
17Poppy
I Disagree

#117
meme pop exploitation of dubiously compatible pushover fanbases
25%
16Dua Lipa
Future Nostalgia

#116
'80s revival early learning centre radio friend pop
26%
15Arca
KiCk i

#115
post-Automata deconstruction pop
27%
14Ellis
Born Again

#114
yesterday's dream's dream pop
27%
13Taylor Swift
Evermore

#113
taylor swift goes from strength to strength
28%
12Doin' Fine
Twinks Going to Hell for Being Twinks

#112
queer emo microwave guitarglitch banger experiment results may vary
29%
11Seahaven
Halo of Hurt

#111
revelational TDAG moodalt masterpiece ft. guitar solos that you can teach your houseplants to play
30%
10The Fall of Troy
Mukiltearth

#110
misplaced origin story failure of production
30%
9Covet
technicolor

#109
pahaha okay i lied in the description, I can't remember a single note from this. too many notes!
31%
8Gleemer
Down Through

#107
2020 was a good year for emogaze
31%
7Onepixcel
Libre

#107
steak-approved vanilla idol sugarpop ft. occasional bop
32%
6Sora Tob Sakana
Deep Blue

#106
alt-idol overcooked math pop underbangers ft. kickass video game keyboard solo
33%
5Ethan Gruska
En Garde

#105
creative indie future of bedroom glitch smooth pop
33%
4Melkbelly
Pith

#104
noisy indie with bad vocals lol was this the album where neek tried to talk about pixies?
33%
3Fleet Foxes
Shore

#103
2020 was full of surprises, the Fleet Foxes' 4th album was not
34%
2Jess Williamson
Sorceress

#102
smokey acoustics !
39%
1Pinegrove
Marigold

#101
we have almost reached the good albums!
40%
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