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| Umbrella 2020 Results: Closing Another Umbrella
Holy fuck that was a close one. | | 1 |  | Matching Mole
Matching Mole
Zig - Pop
“O Caroline”
Off the bat, you’re appealing to my enjoyment of Robert Wyatt. So far this is light and poppy, but the flute does also make me think of prog. I like this, but maybe not as much as something from Rock Bottom.
3.7/5 | | 2 |  | Banda do Casaco
Dos benefĂcios dum vendido no reino dos bonifácios
Zig - Folk
“A Cavalo Dado”
Intense and constantly changing hmmm. Very pretty voice, piano and guitar. Well that ending was bizarre and abrupt… in a good way! Damn, good stuff.
4.5/5 | | 3 |  | Bela Bartok
Piano Concerto No. 2 in G major, Sz. 95
Zig - Classical/Orchestral
“Piano Concerto No. 2, Sz. 95: III Allegro molto - Presto”
Crazy piano and intense horns. This makes me think I’m listening to a brisk winter storm. It’s like Bartok is rushing to get all of the notes out like he’s running out of time or something. Pretty neat, would work in the climax of a movie.
3.5/5 | | 4 |  | Gil Scott-Heron
Pieces of a Man
Zig - R&B
“Lady Day and John Coltrane”
Funky so far. I always liked his song “B-Movie.” Man, late 60s/early 70s music loved talking about plastic people. The Mothers of Invention, Sly & and the Family Stone, The Kinks, and now Gil Scott-Heron. I like htat key solo. This is certainly R&B due to vocals and funky parts, but it’s also pretty jazzy. Jazz-funk I guess! Whatever it is, it’s great.
4.1/5 | | 5 |  | Boards of Canada
Music Has the Right to Children
Zig - Electronic
“Happy Cycling”
Creepy choral vocals. I like the beat. Weird, this is a bonus track? A seagull? Okay. Kinda odd how personal that Scott-Heron song feels and how impersonal this one feels. Such a large contrast. I both love and hate how little this song has changed. On one hand what it’s doing sounds good, but on the other hand it’s getting a bit tired 5-minutes in. What the hell? As soon as I said that, it changed. Am I a wizard? I am Rene Descartes and reality bends to me, for I am the only person alive. That’s right, I’m a hardcore solipsist now and it’s all thanks to Boards of Canada. Not as good as “Everything You Do Is a Balloon.”
3.5/5 | | 6 |  | The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
Part One
Zig - Rock
“Shifting Sand”
Pretty standard 60s psychedelic rock so far. For a band with both “art” and “experimental” in their name, this sure is conventional. I do like what they’re doing with the drums at the end though. This song is okay, but I feel lied to.
3.2/5 | | 7 |  | Beastie Boys
Paul's Boutique
Zig - Hip Hop
“The Sound of Science”
“Hey Ladies” is a classic, so let’s see about this one. What the hell is this background? This is really bizarre. That “When I’m Sixty-Four “sample makes this super clashy uhhh. Wait, now it’s more like their regular stuff all of a sudden. A sample of “The End” ??? Damn, really cashing in on those Beatles songs. Well it’s fun, I’ll give it that. I wish I liked rapping more.
3/5 | | 8 |  | Bobbie Gentry
The Delta Sweete
Zig - Country
“Penduli Pendulum”
Well isn’t this one cute. I like how warm her voice is. Not much to say about this one, it’s very simple. Y’know Zig, you got a good taste in music.
3.8/5 | | 9 |  | Albert Ayler
Spiritual Unity
Zig - Jazz
“Ghosts: First Variation”
Oh my, well isn’t this dissonant. Damn that sax and bass aren’t matching up at all. I suppose this is free jazz? I wonder if all of the people who 5 Trout Mask Replica would love this. This is like Beefheart minus the vocals and psych blues elements. Sometimes people are so good at their instruments, it fools people like me into thinking they’re amateurs noodling. At least that’s what I think is going on.
3/5 | | 10 |  | Skinny Puppy
Too Dark Park
Zig - Industrial/Noise
“Convulsion”
Scary intro. Evil vocals masked with confusing fuzz. Pretty neat so far. I wonder if this is what a mental breakdown might sound like. Kinda wish it had more to it though.
3/5 | | 11 |  | Muddy Waters
After the Rain
Zig - Blues
“I am the Blues”
Bassy off the bat, yes! His passion is unmatched. Good choppy solo. It really holds a lot of emotion. Muddy’s pretty much a safe bet from what I’ve heard from him. Not really a stand out, but certainly still a total jam.
3.6/5 | | 12 |  | Angel Olsen
All Mirrors
Minushuman24 - Pop
“What It Is”
Her voice is kinda meh, but the strings are cool. This is totally giving me Lana Del Rey vibes, which honestly isn’t a good thing. This is not for me at all.
2.6/5 | | 13 |  | Shana Cleveland
Night of the Worm Moon
Minushuman24 - Folk
“Face of the Sun”
Sounds very 60s despite being from last year. I like the atmosphere on it though. Not much else to say about this other than: it’s a simple psychedelic folk song with sweet vocals.
3.5/5 | | 14 |  | Moondog
Moondog
Minushuman24 - Classical/Orchestral
Witch of Endor
I like that percussion and the strings. The brass reminds me of The Camel album The Snow Goose since the Goose’s parts would be played by similar horns. This also makes me think of a fancy Middle Earth dance, so it fits the name well. Whoa things got intense all of a sudden. Maybe the witch came to ruin everyone’s dance party? That was very cinematic. Pretty cool, but not exactly my thing.
3.3/5 | | 15 |  | William Onyeabor
Atomic Bomb
Minushuman24 - R&B
“Atomic Bomb”
Good bass, and I like the backup vocals. I see you’re trying to appeal to my love of Fela Kuti with some afrobeat. Whoa those keys sound alien as hell, that’s awesome. This is poppy and catchiest than anything Kuti has done, which makes it stand out a lot. Man, I really should explore more afrobeat that isn’t Kuti. Maybe this. This keeps getting better. Holy shit.
5/5 | | 16 |  | Mt. Fujitive
Honshu Island
Minushhuman24 - Electronic
“Tequila”
A lo-fi hip hop beat, okay. One of my closest friend’s used to constantly play lo-fi hip hop beats in the car unironically and it was pretty lame, but not as lame as his usual taste. “Jovial” by Limes still rings in my head every now and again. Why pick something like this? It’s so bland.
2.8/5 | | 17 |  | X-Ray Spex
Germfree Adolescents
Minushuman24 - Rock
"Oh Bondage Up Yours!"
This is fairly exciting and upbeat. Some classic punk here. The sax gives it life and honestly so do her shouts. Nice.
4/5 | | 18 |  | A Tribe Called Quest
Midnight Marauders
Minushuman24 - Hip Hop
“Electric Relaxation”
I like the bass. Only song I know by these guys is “Can I Kick It?” is that weird since this is apparently a bigger hit? The rapping is fine, but I’m mostly focusing on the bass and drums haha.
3.3/5 | | 19 |  | Magnolia Electric Co
Magnolia Electric Co
Minushuman24 - Country
“I’ve Been Riding with the Ghosts"
Alt country with emotional vocals, okay so far pretty okay. This is pretty standard stuff. It’s not bad, but it doesn’t grab me at all. I feel like i’m being super vague because I have nothing to say about this.
2.5/5 | | 20 |  | John Coltrane
Stellar Regions
Minushuman24 - Jazz
“Stellar Regions”
Well this is atmospheric and flashy at the same time. This is nice, but it does fall under the background music category for me.
3.2/5 | | 21 |  | Suicide
Suicide
Minushuman24 - Industrial/Noise
“Cheree”
This works, but barely. Harsh enough synths I suppose. With that said: it sounds very original. It’s kinda awkward at the same time though. I’m not sure what to make of this. The twinkles make it feel like a happy love song though, so maybe that’s what it is. This song makes me feel violated for some reason, but it’s also good?
4.1/5 | | 22 |  | Howlin Wolf
Moanin' in the Moonlight
Minushuman24
“Smokestack Lightnin'”
I’m embarrassed to say I only know the Soundgarden version of this song and I don’t care for that version. So far, this version is neat though. I like his voice. I swear John Fogerty must’ve copped this guy’s style, which is a huge compliment because I love Creedence Clearwater Revival haha. Great stuff.
4.5/5 | | 23 |  | Stereolab
Dots and Loops
Lord(e)Po)))ts - Pop
"Refractions in the Plastic Pulse"
Whoa this is psychedelic as fuck and her voice is super pretty. I feel like I'm floating on a cloud. Like, I don’t even mind that this is 17 minutes… as long as it keeps this up. This is so me, why aren’t I into these guys yet? Why is there so much music to explore? Aaaah. Beeping section, oh yeah let’s go. I feel like I’m on acid, but also on the Wii shop channel. What the hell is going on? Okay, this is like four songs at once! What the hell! But all 4 songs are good. I wish I spoke French so I could see if there was a common theme in the lyrics. Oh my god those violins and organs. What is this other than a medley of awesome stuff?
5/5 | | 24 |  | Besh o droM
Can't Make Me! Nekemtenemmutogatol!
Lord(e)Po)))ts - Folk
“Nekemtenemmutogatol Oro”
This is like an epic dance. Feels kinda Latin, or Indian? Or Estern European? God make up your mind song! Apparently the title is in Hungarian, but this doesn’t sound Hungarian at all. Man, I really should learn Hungarian so next time I visit Budapest I can talk to my non-English speaking family members without a translator present. Apparently the title translates to “I Don’t Mind Air” okay… Why does this sound like a Raga Tango, my brain is so confused by this blend of culture. The saxophone and guitar are cool though. Okay, it’s good.
3.7/5 | | 25 |  | Naseer Shamma
Viaje De Las Almas. Travelling Souls
Lord(e)Po)))ts - Classical/Orchestral
“Viaje de las Amas. Traveling Souls”
Indian classical music: I should’ve suspected. The tablas and sitar are quite nice and everything about this is quite pretty. For now, I’m feeling this. One this Indian classical has in common with Western classical: the long pieces lose my attention. Okay, I’m at the 10 minute mark and I’m officially bored. Like it’s technically impressive, but man having to focus on this feels like work now. Why the actual fuck didn’t you just pick a 6 minute piece or something? Cool idea, but man does it make me feel like I have ADHD.
3/5 | | 26 |  | Taylor McFerrin
Early Riser
Lord(e)Po)))ts - R&B
“Already There”
Sweet drums. Jazzy synths and great bass? Oh it’s Thundercat on bass, sweet. Wait, this is instrumental? Oh bummer, I was looking forward to some vocals, but yeah the music here is tight. Instrumental jazzy soul. Future soul they call it, right?
3.6/5 | | 27 |  | Cut Chemist
The Audience's Listening
Lord(e)Po)))ts - Electronic
“The Garden”
Cool guitar sample and cool record scratches. Yeah this totally counts as electronic, at least in the same way DJ Shadow does. Some could argue that anything with samples with at least slightly electronic, I suppose. Ooh that picked worked well and caught me. I’m tempted to even label this trip hop, maybe because of the sweet vocals. Regardless, it’s cool.
3.5/5 | | 28 |  | Land Of Kush
Against The Day
Lord(e)Po)))ts - Rock
“Iceland Spar”
Not sure what to make of this. It feels kinda folky so far, but also kinda jazzy. I guess it’s kinda proggy too, actually. Those strings are flashy like no other. The vocals are unenthusiastic; I’m kinda neutral on them. Weird that it’s called “Iceland Spar,” yet it sounds so warm and tender. Potsy 5’d those, so does that mean that despite all of his anti-rock talk, Potsy still likes jazzy prog rock? Overstayed its welcome a bit, but it was still a certainly good time.
3.9/5 | | 29 |  | The Herbaliser Band
Session One
Lord(e)Po)))ts - Hip Hop
“The Sensual Woman”
Funky so far. Turntablism is usually a good idea and fits here. Jazzy instrumental hip hop was actually a pretty wise decision since I’m kinda weird with most rapping.
3.7/5 | | 30 |  | Fire On Fire
The Orchard
Lord(e)Po)))ts - Country
“Squeeze Box”
Not sure I like these vocals at all honestly. The accordion is weird, but gives this song a unique flavor and bass and guitar are cool. Abrupt ending. This was fine.
3/5 | | 31 |  | Herbert
Bodily Functions
Lord(e)Po)))ts - Jazz
“The Audience”
Weird and chopped up hmmm. This feels mostly like an electronic track. Where's the jazz? Maybe in the keys a little? Okay that key solo is incredibly jazzy. Okay wait, it’s turning more jazz halfway through.Took a while, but it’s finally here and honestly. I was iffy about this at first, but that buildup made it worth it. I’m very mixed on this enjoyment wise though.
3/5 | | 32 |  | Gazelle Twin
Unflesh
Lord(e)Po)))ts - Industrial/Noise
“Anti-Body”
Harsh opening. Makes me think of Fever Ray a bit. Ooh that beat is awesome. Man this hits well. It’s a weird mix of sensual and creepy. Man, finally some good dance music, am I right? That high pitched moan works too.
4.7/5 | | 33 |  | Tinariwen
Elwan
Lord(e)Po)))ts - Blues
“Sastanà qqà m”
Blues rock with cool percussion. His voice is withered, which works fairly well for blues. Not too much of a standout, but certainly still enjoyable.
3.5/5 | | 34 |  | Robovine
Get Dusted!
BRONZE: Minushuman24 (final score: 3.52727272727)
SILVER: Zig (final score: 3.53636363636)
GOLD: Lord(e)Po)))ts (final score: 3.69090909091) | |
ArsMoriendi
08.05.20 | Potsy gets to:
-Pick 2 albums (each must be under 3 hours) for me to listen to. They will be the next 2 new albums I hear that I haven't heard before (one of which I'll listen to tomorrow, since I'm due for another album, and the other sometime next week most likely)
-I will choose 1 of those albums to review | dedex
08.05.20 | congrats to all three finalists
twas a cool comp Ars! | Sinternet
08.05.20 | pick bull of heaven pick bull of heaven | Trifolium
08.05.20 | Omg yes congratulations Pots. Ars get on Stereolab ASAP, we can gush about it together it will be awesome! | garas
08.05.20 | Oooh, that was tight!
Congrats bros! | JohnnyoftheWell
08.05.20 | Refractions in the Plastic Pulse is godtier yes yes | ArsMoriendi
08.05.20 | Yeah best song rec’d to me this round | Ryus
08.05.20 | pick bull of heaven pick bull of heaven [2] | Ryus
08.05.20 | dots and loops is amazing yeah | IronGiant
08.05.20 | shaking the habitual pls | robertsona
08.05.20 | the michael phelps of sput | Minushuman24
08.05.20 | Oh man I got destroyed! | Minushuman24
08.05.20 | Congrats potsy! | dedex
08.05.20 | you weren't destroyed, you fought very well Minus | Bedex
08.05.20 | 'I got destroyed' reaches third place out of 25+ after twelve unmerciful rounds | Minushuman24
08.05.20 | Ah yes, let me correct that. My results ended up being very polar | ArsMoriendi
08.05.20 | "shaking the habitual pls"
What about it? I already have it 4.5'd. Great record | Bedex
08.05.20 | I can get behind that :] | Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.05.20 | Holy shit! | Minushuman24
08.05.20 | You did it! | ArsMoriendi
08.05.20 | I hope he picks something I'll like... | bgillesp
08.05.20 | 3.69, Nice | Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.05.20 | so, you feelin like 6 hours of bull of heaven or 6 hours of autechre or a nice 50:50 split? | Minushuman24
08.05.20 | Make ars listen to a 3 hour pop punk album | Bedex
08.05.20 | I vote for 3hrs bull of heaven 3hrs vomir | Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.05.20 | Ok my first rec is
Kidz Bop 40 by Kidz Bop Kids:
https://open.spotify.com/album/16QkUgvO36X6REmJZgecVJ?si=2n2A7t5RQi6Si57PeF-FkA
3 hours of wholesome pop renditions by children
and my second rec is
Hampton the Hampster - Hampster Dance the Album:
https://open.spotify.com/album/7gA2nNlYpzeT9yINPK0MEo?si=HiHSooe-T56vuqm32rs8Ng | Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.05.20 | Can't wait to see which you choose to review | Minushuman24
08.05.20 | Jesus christ pots, cold lol | Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.05.20 | What i think he'll like them
6 hours of bull of heaven is a funny meme but i couldn't do him dirty like that | Ryus
08.05.20 | i'd personally vote for "the noise" by hijokaidan, a 30-disc, 27-hour long noise compilation | Bedex
08.05.20 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfg0QuhYVjE | SlothcoreSam
08.05.20 | At least those 2 albums are better than Len.
Fuck LEN!!!!!!!! | ArsMoriendi
08.05.20 | @Potsy: Those are both valid, and I will listen to them and review one of them.
I can't be too disappointed that you rec'd me garbage, since you also technically rec'd me Dots and Loops and Unflesh, hours of children and hamsters will be worth that | ArsMoriendi
08.05.20 | It probably will help that I don't know most of the original pop hits
| Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.05.20 | hahaha yeah i can't squander this wonderful opportunity
if i didn't commit to trolling you i probably would have just rec'd Dots and Loops and Unflesh anyway since those tracks scored so high so its a win-win | ArsMoriendi
08.06.20 | 5/66 songs into Kidz Bop and I've decided that it will not be getting a 2nd listen, 1 will be plenty | Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.06.20 | lmaooo
i dunno dude its pretty nuanced stuff | ArsMoriendi
08.06.20 | Man, a lot of this isn't that different from regular top 40 pop, especially with the instrumentation
Vocals are hilariously awkward though, especially on Truth Hurts | Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.06.20 | I was almost tempted to check out one of the ariana grande covers myself | JustJoe.
08.06.20 | kidz bop review summary:
“no they don’t” | JustJoe.
08.06.20 | or “kidz flop” | ArsMoriendi
08.06.20 | I'm only 26/66 songs in and I've reconized 3 so far: Truth Hurts, Old Town Road, and Talk... well their origianl versions
What even are these other 23? | Ryus
08.06.20 | bro ur telling me u dont know "thank u next"? | ArsMoriendi
08.06.20 | I do not
I do a good job at avoiding the pop music industry and if I have heard it, my brain does a good job of forgetting it I guess | ArsMoriendi
08.06.20 | 39/66 in I AM ARS HEAR ME ROAR | ArsMoriendi
08.06.20 | 52/66 in and this "Broken" song is super dark for modern pop | Ryus
08.06.20 | was one of the stipulations that you had to listen to it all in one sitting? jesus christ lol | ArsMoriendi
08.06.20 | Technically, no. But it feels like lying if I don't hear it properly as an album at least once. And this one is only getting once. | Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.06.20 | I appreciate that about you ars. Very honorable | ArsMoriendi
08.06.20 | 61/66 songs in and there have now been 2 German pop songs in a row, what the hell? | Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.06.20 | Are they singing in german? Holy fuck the only thing I can think of worse than children are german children | Ryus
08.06.20 | *french children | ArsMoriendi
08.06.20 | Yes they're singing in German now and it's now been 5 songs in German in a row
Songs 60-64 | ArsMoriendi
08.06.20 | HOLY FUCK THE LAST 2 SONGS ARE SANG BY JAPANESE CHILDREN AAAAH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uZUANXgSUo | SlothcoreSam
08.06.20 | uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssaaaaaaaaaa | Minushuman24
08.06.20 | What the hell did I miss | dedex
08.06.20 | lol | dedex
08.06.20 | now if there's one thing I don't wanna hear like ever, it's German children | Zig
08.06.20 | hehe - congrats to Pots for getting the golden umbrella. | ArsMoriendi
08.11.20 | Welp, I'm listneing to the Hampster Dance album now, and I gotta say: it beats the hell outta Kidz Bop 40, so I'm gonna pick that one for the review | Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.11.20 | slex promised me that he would review that album but he chickened out so he's actually gonna be super grateful | ArsMoriendi
08.11.20 | Imagine if Alvin and the Chipmunks sang Timber by Kesha, but it also had house progressions
That's this album so far | Minushuman24
08.11.20 | That sounds great | ArsMoriendi
08.11.20 | WHAT DID THEY DO TO A CLASSIC SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE SONG NOOO | ArsMoriendi
08.11.20 | Gazelle Twin's Unflesh doesn't have a review
I wonder what an alternate reality where I reviewed that instead would've been like |
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