BallsToTheWall
10.22.16 | GOLDBERG!!!!!!! GOLDBERG!!!!!! |
ArsMoriendi
10.22.16 | Do I have put my handcuffs on ya mama?
Do I have to keep you under lock and key? |
Shemson
10.22.16 | Adultery rules. |
BallsToTheWall
10.22.16 | And I just got Surf Nazis Must Die in the mail. Life is good. |
TVC15
10.22.16 | Especially wehn used for sex agreed |
BallsDeep
10.22.16 | especially when used on someone who doesn't want to wear them |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.22.16 | i agree but i know you better than to assume this has anything to do with sex with woman for you and is more likely about you doing some gay shit like putting on womans tights and handcuffing your right hand to your left ankle and hopping across a football field as fast as you can with a bottle of beer up your anus |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.22.16 | "Especially wehn used for sex agreed"
you wouldnt know
"especially when used on someone who doesn't want to wear them"
r u police |
ArsMoriendi
10.22.16 | "i agree but i know you better than to assume this has anything to do with sex with woman for you and is more likely about you doing some gay shit like putting on womans tights and handcuffing your right hand to your left ankle and hopping across a football field as fast as you can with a bottle of beer up your anus"
This is how gay babies are born^ |
BallsDeep
10.22.16 | yeah a standard affair for balls(tothewall) |
BallsToTheWall
10.22.16 | Yep, just another casual Saturday for me Pots. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.22.16 | lol |
BallsToTheWall
10.22.16 | This night is about to turn into a "I'ma buy some gas station sex pills, let's see what happens" kind of night and very quickly at that. |
BallsDeep
10.22.16 | the best kind of night right |
BallsDeep
10.22.16 | fuck me thrice I just noticed how many lists you've made sputnik is truly your personal diary lol |
BallsToTheWall
10.22.16 | I deleted about half my lists, lost a dozen reviews to a site purge and have about 4 other shitty alts so just try and imagine all the bullshit I've been able to conjure up for the past 9 something years.
I just wish Andcas would have taken my joke article better. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.22.16 | andcas is a lil bitch what did u expect |
Sinternet
10.22.16 | kid near me handcuffed his neck to a ceiling fan |
Sinternet
10.22.16 | though the handcuff was made of rope though |
BallsToTheWall
10.22.16 | How's he hanging now? |
Spec
10.22.16 | was your article really the reason he left? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.22.16 | nice |
someguest
10.22.16 | "i agree but i know you better than to assume this has anything to do with sex with woman for you and is more likely about you doing some gay shit like putting on womans tights and handcuffing your right hand to your left ankle and hopping across a football field as fast as you can with a bottle of beer up your anus"
post of the day lmfao |
BallsToTheWall
10.22.16 | Not sure but it definitely caught him when he was already in a state of great distress. Sputnik was not his safe zone it would seem. |
BallsDeep
10.22.16 | context pls |
TheSpaceMan
10.22.16 | handcuffs are fun yeah |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.22.16 | yeah balls list probably was just the final push after literally the entire site shitting on him for a month straight for being a scumlord and pissing on his ex-girlfriend |
TheSpaceMan
10.22.16 | was she an ex at the time of urination? |
Deathconscious
10.22.16 | id arrest you if i had... |
EyesWideShut
10.23.16 | could never get into handcuffs tbh keep replaying this in my head..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=For8y4DwOpA |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.23.16 | "was she an ex at the time of urination?"
yes she cheated on him or something and broke his heart so he spite fucked her after they broke up one night and then while she was asleep he peed on her |
Deathconscious
10.23.16 | sounds made up. |
hal1ax
10.23.16 | around the time i joined this site i remember seeing some giant list where some guy was complaining about his dissociation issues (or something similar) and like everyone was making fun of him. was that andcas or someone else? |
JigglyPDiddy
10.23.16 | Handcuffs are pretty legit. Floggers and spiky gloves, too. Don't get me talking about blindfolds. |
TheSpaceMan
10.23.16 | pots thats fucked |
Sinternet
10.23.16 | anyone have an archive of this shit like it sounds hilarious every time i hear about it |
JigglyPDiddy
10.23.16 | #SputnikGhostStories |
EyesWideShut
10.23.16 | the funniest thing on Sput was when some dude compiled all of Hawks hilarious facebook posts and made a list out of em..
Hawks a real one. |
Deathconscious
10.23.16 | thats up there, yeah. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.23.16 | "sounds made up."
and? either way thats what he said and then he got bullied off the site |
Deathconscious
10.23.16 | we talking about balls or ballsdeep? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.23.16 | neither |
Tyler.
10.23.16 | I am andcas alt |
Sinternet
10.23.16 | which do you think |
Deathconscious
10.23.16 | oh, andcas... |
Deathconscious
10.23.16 | "yeah balls list probably was just the final push"
read it wrong. |
Spec
10.23.16 | I cant keep up with andcas now that absolutepunk is gone
agreed rip |
dbizzles
10.23.16 | I'd drown you if I knew that your mother wouldn't cry. |
JigglyPDiddy
10.23.16 | "spite fucked her" ewww |
Deathconscious
10.23.16 | idk, sounds like it could be a good time. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
10.23.16 | ""spite fucked her" ewww"
yep |
BallsDeep
10.23.16 | sounds like a pathetic cunt |
Trebor.
10.23.16 | hell yeah dude |
BallsToTheWall
10.24.16 | In the past 9 years I've seen a bevy of terrible users go out hilariously. Tribestos, Cravinov, Andcas...#NEVERFORGET |