Snide
09.28.16 | Let's find out what Sputnik's taste buds are like. |
calmrose
09.28.16 | no pineapple
also, peanut butter on a pizza? |
heck
09.28.16 | no pineapple |
Snide
09.28.16 | "also, peanut butter on a pizza?"
I don't know why, the mixture just tastes fantastic to me. But Peanut Butter is basically my favorite food ever so... |
porcupinetheater
09.28.16 | Pineapple, spinach, and Jalapeño with Chicago style is the pinnacle of pizza |
BallsDeep
09.28.16 | after years of deliberation and many Hawaiian pizzas down the hatch:
No pineapple |
Sinternet
09.28.16 | i do love me some pineapple
works well with a sweet bbq sauce base too |
CaimanJesus
09.28.16 | So meat on a pizza is gross but Peanut butter isn't? |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
09.28.16 | "(unless it's peanut butter)"
GTFOH Snide. I'm showing this to Kristen Stewart and she'll never ever fuck you now. The dream is dead. |
porcupinetheater
09.28.16 | Sin, first you're communist and then you dig pineapple on pizza? Marry me? |
Snide
09.28.16 | "I'm showing this to Kristen Stewart and she'll never ever fuck you now."
This is literally the most offensive thing anyone has ever said to me on Sputnik.
I'm sad now. |
ScuroFantasma
09.28.16 | yes, pineapple |
Piglet
09.28.16 | As a pizza chef myself, why the fuck not? |
Kompys2000
09.28.16 | Pineapple and ham, babyyy. I'll eat pretty much anything if it's on a pizza though. |
Futures
09.28.16 | no it's for subhumans |
Kompys2000
09.28.16 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/bands/Subhumans/370/ Yes it is. |
joshrhodes
09.28.16 | Yes |
Sinternet
09.28.16 | Porcupine we are already married to the struggle, but maybe we can be married to the love too :3 |
tempest--
09.28.16 | yes it tastes good put as much good tasting stuff on pizza as possible
seriously the more toppings the better |
JeetJeet
09.28.16 | Yes, but you can't just molest my pizza with pineapples. You gotta be very careful about the portion. Get it right or get the fuck away from me. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | I started a revolution
and pineapple all day |
timebetweentrains
09.28.16 | pineapple, always |
RogueNine
09.28.16 | Pineapple should never be on pizza.
Ever. |
SitruK6
09.28.16 | Pineapple with a shit ton of hot sauce |
Typhoon24
09.28.16 | i like pineapple on pizza but understand why some hate it |
brokencycle
09.28.16 | cunts. |
mifzal
09.28.16 | I' love Thai food, so I like to pineapple and other fruits in savory food. |
Jasdevi087
09.28.16 | pineapple and anyone that has said no pineapple need to just understand |
plinkfoyd
09.28.16 | Fruit n' food ain't no good |
TheCharmingMan
09.28.16 | pro-pineapple. and how does peanut butter go on pizza? do you just like spread it on like toast or what |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | Pineapple. Obviously depends on what else is on the pizza, but I am pro-pineapple.
Dude, a BBQ chicken pizza with pineapple and sweet onion. Good God. |
SandwichBubble
09.28.16 | no pineapple |
FullOfSounds
09.28.16 | Pineapple is too sweet. |
Procrastinator
09.28.16 | Hell no |
DoctorDoom
09.28.16 | One hundred percent yes, pineapple an pepperoni pizza? Closest thing to heaven this existential suckhole of a world will ever know. |
rabidfish
09.28.16 | no, wth is wrong with the world... There are things that simply should not be.
|
Mystletainn
09.28.16 | objectively speaking pizza DOES belong on pizza
those that hate it are just jealous of people that enjoy the small pleasures in life |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | Pineapple is one of those things that has many applications that people just need to realize... ever had a teriyaki pineapple burger? Amazing.
Also, it's scientifically(?) proven that pineapple makes your jizz taste better, so it's helpful for anyone who will be receiving your goo shoots. |
theBoneyKing
09.28.16 | Pineapple is good on a Hawaiian style pizza but I wouldn't fuck with pineapple on pizza otherwise.
But peanut butter... Yeah no thanks. |
Snide
09.28.16 | Pineapple is good shit, just not on pizza. |
Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
09.28.16 | "One hundred percent yes, pineapple an pepperoni pizza? Closest thing to heaven this existential suckhole of a world will ever know."
THANK YOU! Doesn't get better than that. The spicy and salty with a bit of the sweet and sour. Perfect balance and combination.
For the most part this wouldn't speak to simpletons with no taste who can't appreciate real food and who just want their meat (in this case on pizzas), but it doesn't have to so..
|
bloc
09.28.16 | No pineapple def. I don't want my pizza to be sweet. Pineapple alone though is one of my favourite fruits.
I do love mushrooms on pizza though. |
Shemson
09.28.16 | Pineapple on pizza is a massive no. Also list should have HORSE The Band Pizza EP |
tacos n stuff
09.28.16 | Pineapple on pizza is not the best but 100% acceptable |
Artuma
09.28.16 | like in music, snide also has a disgusting taste in pizza
pineapples are great. nothing but cheese works only in italy. peanut butter... oh god what |
Snide
09.28.16 | Bruh
My pizza taste is awesome |
AmericanFlagAsh
09.28.16 | Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | Dammit, now I really want Pizza. |
StallionMang
09.28.16 | pepperoni n pineapple pizzas all day negro |
Artuma
09.28.16 | "My pizza taste is awesome"
i would put small rocks rather than peanut butter on a pizza tbh |
Archelirion
09.28.16 | Pineapple on pizza is good :3
I really wanna try peanut butter on pizza now. I had it in spaghetti bolognese once and it was brilliant. |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | I dunno, I'm kind of intrigued. You don't like... slather it in peanut butter, do you? Is it just like... a touch of peanut butter? Do you spread it on? HOW DOES IT WORK |
Rowan5215
09.28.16 | no pineapple ever you scrubs
has anyone itt ever had peanut butter tea, that's that good shit |
Keyblade
09.28.16 | so meat and veggies on pizza is nasty, but peanut butter is a go? the fuck |
guitarded_chuck
09.28.16 | "Personally, anything other than cheese on a pizza is gross to me"
this is the most american thing ive ever heard |
onionbubs
09.28.16 | No pineapple
No onions either good god spare my family |
BallsDeep
09.28.16 | I'm utterly gobsmacked that this discussion on pizza toppings hasn't diverged into a heated debate about the presidential election or interpretations of Islam. Good shit guys |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | I BET ONLY LIBERALS LIKE PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA. |
Snake.
09.28.16 | snide you are a confusing human being |
Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
09.28.16 | I'm utterly gobsmacked that this discussion on pizza toppings hasn't diverged into a heated debate about the presidential election or interpretations of Islam. Good shit guys [2] |
Recreate
09.28.16 | Pineapple is the #1 topping for pizza. Pineapple with Pepperoni and some cajun crust. Sweet + salty + spicy. 10/10 |
Keyblade
09.28.16 | peanut butter tho, still cant get over that |
DungeonBoy
09.28.16 | Trump prefers pineapple on his pizza. nuff said. |
Snake.
09.28.16 | trump also eats it with a knife and fork so who cares |
Keyblade
09.28.16 | ppl eat pizza with a knife and fork in asia. shit is weird as hell |
Snake.
09.28.16 | well it's proper etiquette to eat pizza with a fork and knife in italy so it's not all that weird
americans (specifically new yorkers) find it better to just fold it and eat it |
Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
09.28.16 | Tell me about it, people also eat burgurs with fork n knife :/ |
theBoneyKing
09.28.16 | If you use a knife and fork for a burger you are going to hell this is a fact |
RadicalEd
09.28.16 | Affront to mediterranean cuisine and an egregious case of cultural appropriation.
"ppl eat pizza with a knife and fork in asia."
They do so in italy. |
guitarded_chuck
09.28.16 | given the choice i eat it with a fork and knife why get your hands dirty |
Keyblade
09.28.16 | i havent been to italy so i wouldnt know, but that's cool. ive seen ppl eating it win a knife and fork in asia and was shocked. felt like it defeated the purpose. just stuff ur faces man! |
Funeralopolis
09.28.16 | pineapple is gross on pizza I love raw pineapple but cooking it sucks out all juices and all you have is a sloppy flavourless mess, green peppers on the other hand are greatly underrated on pizza |
Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
09.28.16 | "If you use a knife and fork for a burger you are going to hell this is a fact"
That's what I tell my buddy all the time and he's even one of them simpletons who orders the same meat pizza and bacon cheese burger every time ha |
RadicalEd
09.28.16 | spinach and feta cheese is what it's all about actually.
artichoke is also gud. (don't mix it with spinach tho) |
Funeralopolis
09.28.16 | fun fact spinach is actually dr oetker's by far best selling frozen pizza despite people not thinking it is popular |
Artuma
09.28.16 | nothing wrong with eating pizza with a knife and fork. then again now that i'm in north america they seem to always cut the pizza in at least quarters so it's pretty much meant to be eaten with hands
when it comes to green peppers, i'm not a big fan of them to begin with. best pizza is pineapple, ham, garlic and blue cheese. can't beat that |
RadicalEd
09.28.16 | Ew. Deep fried pizza. Only tolerable if I'm high tbh. |
RadicalEd
09.28.16 | "pineapple, ham, garlic and blue cheese"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_zrJVu6Mk |
guitarded_chuck
09.28.16 | yeh dr oetkers isnt bad cheap af too |
Artuma
09.28.16 | not to mention some oregano on top of it |
Dylan620
09.28.16 | Pineapple
Wouldn't have it all the time, but I've had it before and I remember it being good stuff |
Sevengill
09.28.16 | grilled pineapple's great on skewers with scallops and peppers
not so much on pizza |
ArsMoriendi
09.28.16 | A good pizza needs no toppings, though a little crushed red is always a good idea.
Broccoli rabe is awesome on pizza too |
TheTripP
09.28.16 | pen pineapple apple pen |
BallsDeep
09.28.16 | I got roped into going to a high tea the other day, and while tucking into a savory sandwhich with my hands as i've done for roughly 22 years I received a tap on the shoulder and a servant reminding me it's proper etiquette to eat a sandwhich with a knife and fork. Felt like poking him in the eye |
boolin
09.28.16 | Pineapple, spinach, and Jalapeño with Chicago style is the pinnacle of pizza [2468986]
if you dont like pineapple on pizza you deserve to be executed tbh |
Sinternet
09.28.16 | i like to make my pizza slice into a little roll
it's less messy plus you can taste both the crust and the normal base at the same time |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | "I BET ONLY LIBERALS LIKE PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA."
well considering I originally brought it up and advocated for pineapple on pizza, and i'm far from liberal... (: |
Keyblade
09.28.16 | spinach on pizza? u ppl are monsters |
AngryJohnny
09.28.16 | Absolutely not you barbarians |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | whaaaat keydude thats one of the best toppings for real |
Snide
09.28.16 | I don't find anything wrong with eating Pizza with a fork, although I personally just use my hands.
As for the peanut butter, I just spread it on the pizza once it's cooled down a bit so the cheese doesn't move as much, then I reheat each individual piece with the peanut butter on it. It's like eating cheesy peanut butter toast and the texture tastes so good. |
AngryJohnny
09.28.16 | I marvel at the many intricacies of human oddness |
theBoneyKing
09.28.16 | Sometimes pizza is just too floppy to be able to eat without a fork and knife. Hands are better though.
If you haven't tried bacon and jalapeno on pizza you're missing out. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | jalapenos are some of my favorite things to add to food. bacon is good on pizza but it sometimes gets too greasey |
Keyblade
09.28.16 | not gonna lie theres this one flavor at dominos i fuck with that has shrimp, tomatos and spinach. i didnt even know there was spinach on there until recently
but i hate spinach and reject it on principal |
smaugman
09.28.16 | pineapple ruins a pizza |
Dylan620
09.28.16 | Eggplant and mushroom pizza is GOAT |
theBoneyKing
09.28.16 | Eggplant anything is pretty GOAT, quality vegetable |
Spacesh1p
09.28.16 | 1. Spinach is delicious
2. Bacon is overrated but good
3. Peanut butter on pizza is madness
4. Pineapple on pizza is delicious
5. Jalapenos are delicious
6. Eating pizza with a fork is perfectly acceptable, however I generally prefer to fold. Depends on how hot it is
7. Last - and I think we can all agree - burning one's tongue on pizza is one of the worst things in the world |
Spacesh1p
09.28.16 | Shoutbox me if any more of life's mysteries need answering. |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | Eggplant is a wonderful vegetable. I have had some awesome eggplant pizza.
EDIT: It isn't so much burning the tongue, spaceship, it's the hot molten cheese sticking to the roof of your mouth and scalding the shit out of it while being difficult to get off and ALSO burning your tongue in the process of trying to save the top of your mouth. |
theBoneyKing
09.28.16 | Yeah Spacesh1p I wouldn't wish pizza mouth on anyone |
MarsKid
09.28.16 | I once actually burnt my lip really bad with pizza and it looked like I had a cold sore. |
Spacesh1p
09.28.16 | That also blows, Dino, but burning your mouth on hot pizza means that the rest of the pizza you eat tastes much less flavorful, taking away from what is supposed to be a transcendent experience. |
MarsKid
09.28.16 | To answer the actual question, I'm cool with quite a few things on my pizza, but I prefer plain cheese. The chain near my house makes the best fucking sauce, you just can't add anything else or the experience is spoiled. |
MarsKid
09.28.16 | I'm liking the recent upheaval in culinary discussion here at sputnikmusic.com |
theBoneyKing
09.28.16 | I would say that overall while I do love it a lot pizza is probably slightly overrated as a food. |
theBoneyKing
09.28.16 | "I'm liking the recent upheaval in culinary discussion here at sputnikmusic.com"
I'm missing Treeman who used to do those hilarious recipe lists |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | "7. Last - and I think we can all agree - burning one's tongue on pizza is one of the worst things in the world"
nah dude its that hump of flesh behind your top front two teeth that always burns from a really hot pizza... and when it does, its burnt for dayz |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | I can agree with that. It's pretty handy to be able to just order a pizza though, it's a very low maintenance food. |
MarsKid
09.28.16 | Only meaningful thing I've cooked is grilled asparagus. It was delicious though.
Eventually I hope I'll be able to expand my cooking horizons. |
Spacesh1p
09.28.16 | Yeah the whole experience of burnt pizza mouth is horrendous, agreed. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | yea dude cookins great you'd be surprised how easy most recipes are. you can cook a lot of food just in a pan on the stove tbh |
Spacesh1p
09.28.16 | Check making your own dough and going homemade, it's delicious. Although I recommend waiting until it's cold as have to get your oven ripping hot and that's just not comfortable in the summer. |
smaugman
09.28.16 | when i was younger and my dad cooked us some bacon, he would always make the bacon into coal |
Spacesh1p
09.28.16 | Just don't over-knead the dough. Made this mistake the first time and I had pizza crouton slices. |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | Ordering Pizza is convenient.
Making your own pizza from scratch (dough included) can be a hassle, but is totally worth it from time to time. |
theBoneyKing
09.28.16 | Ok since no one's posed this yet:
Thick or thin crust?
Debate |
Spacesh1p
09.28.16 | Thinner, but not thin. Best pizza dough is Naples style - you get a crunch on the initial bite but then it has a nice chewiness. |
MarsKid
09.28.16 | Depends on where I get it from, really. Both can be pulled off well. However, the pizza I get the most is thin so I'll give that the edge. |
MuhNamesTyler
09.28.16 | Pineapples suck |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | I like Thin.
I've also never had deep dish, so I can't weigh in on that debate. |
MarsKid
09.28.16 | It is VERY filling. |
Spacesh1p
09.28.16 | Deep dish is literal pizza pie. Great when you're in the mood but far from ideal as a go to option. |
theBoneyKing
09.28.16 | I generally lean towards thick crust as long as it's not too hard. Thin crust gets greasier which bothers me. |
theBoneyKing
09.28.16 | Deep dish > |
AngryJohnny
09.28.16 | Thin is the way to go, you want a high ratio of toppings compared to crust |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | Pineapple is sweet enough to be a sauce substitute although I'm not crazy about it tbh. |
MarsKid
09.28.16 | Lotta people love that pineapple. |
BallsDeep
09.28.16 | I usually stick to the rule of thumb; pineapple in moderation , everything else in excess |
Dylan620
09.28.16 | Prefer thick, but thin jams hard too on occasion. |
DominionMM1
09.28.16 | pineapple, bacon (real or canadian), and jalapenos fuck yeah |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | How does Sput feel about anchovies on their pizza? Personally, I'm a fan. |
PurpleDino
09.28.16 | would eat a pineapple pizza but wouldn't order it
also if you don't get any toppings on your pizza then are you even a real person? |
MarsKid
09.28.16 | PurpleDino and DinosaurJones.
Extinction is a myth. |
Spacesh1p
09.28.16 | Anchovies are great, especially on white pizza. |
Spacesh1p
09.28.16 | As a wise man and unparalleled celebrity chef, Bobby Flay, once said, anchovies are the bacon of the sea. |
zaruyache
09.28.16 | "are you even a real person?"
I'm a cheese purist. But I do sometimes put french fries on my 'zza. It adds texture or something idk. |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | French Fries on pizza is actually pretty good. not a thing I often do, however. |
Sinternet
09.28.16 | Deep dish is an abomination |
Dylan620
09.28.16 | Anchovies on pizza rule yeah
French fries and bacon on pizza, another god-tier combo |
Sinternet
09.28.16 | Mmm anchovies |
Sinternet
09.28.16 | The thinner the crust the better usually |
onionbubs
09.28.16 | Depends on how soft the crust is. But i usually prefer thinner crust ye |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | Everytime I get anchovy pizza, I think of that episode of Futurama where anchovies are extinct, and there's only one can left...
HOLY HELL, You're going to EAT them?! I mean... make sure you eat them all, you're a growing boy! ...(dumbass) |
Rolling Girl
09.28.16 | Only cheese and some seasonings.
And that garlic sauce Papa johns uses. |
Chortles
09.28.16 | pineapple on pizza is sick im about to eat one rn |
JeetJeet
09.28.16 | With America's dumb recent obsession over pumpkin flavored shit, I'm surprised nobody has peddled out a pumpkin spice pizza for the masses yet. |
MarsKid
09.28.16 | Some people add pretty ridiculous toppings on their pizza. |
porcupinetheater
09.28.16 | "Deep dish is an abomination"
The wedding's fucking off you monster
Also, all o' y'all cheese only people need to move outta the suburbs and experience some living |
Snide
09.28.16 | "pumpkin spice pizza"
What the actual fuck, pumpkin pie pizza or pumpkin cake pizza or bust fam |
BallsDeep
09.28.16 | lol Futurama has popped up in a few threads tonight, class show
Anchovies are not fit for human consumption as far as i'm concerned |
Snide
09.28.16 | I've never had anchovies in my life. |
JeetJeet
09.28.16 | Sorry Snide but pumpkin anything is automatically trash. |
DinosaurJones
09.28.16 | America's "recent" obsession? Shit's been around for years, it's just that suddenly everyone has to make a huge deal out of everything. |
oltnabrick
09.28.16 | I love pineapple pizza, used to hate it but my friend got me hip to it.
pineapple is probably my favorite food too |
Snide
09.28.16 | Last year one of my friends got his leg broken when someone kicked his leg during a Black Friday rush, causing him to fall and get fucked up.
Long story short, murica' |
TheTripP
09.28.16 | http://weknowmemes.com/2014/01/pineapples-are-so-metal/ |
PurpleDino
09.28.16 | "I'm a cheese purist. But I do sometimes put french fries on my 'zza."
Jesus fucken Christ |
Futures
09.28.16 | what the fuck |
Snide
09.28.16 | French fries on pizza sounds like one of those things that you accidentally eat when you're baked as fuck out of curiosity, then instantly regret with a fiery passion. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | fries on pizza sounds fine thats not even exotic. guys ever had baked potato pizza? thats delicious imo esp with sour cream |
Futures
09.28.16 | you guys make me fucking sick |
wham49
09.28.16 | by the way one for this list is Jerry Garcia, John Grisman, Tony Rice The Pizza Tapes
but what an absurd ? pineapple does not belong anywhere near pizza |
Snide
09.28.16 | Sour cream is like taking flavor from a gnome's booty crevice, and attempting to make it taste like ranch. Terrible condiment, then again, most condiments are terrible. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | lol sour cream trying to be ranch? theyre nothing alike |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | except that theyre both white and are good at chilling out intense flavors |
Snide
09.28.16 | "and are good at chilling out intense flavors" debatable |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | you seem like the kid who grew up only eating dinosaur chicken nuggets and easy mac, who hated 'red spaghetti', and brought the same bagged lunch into elementary school everyday |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | but to be fair you peanut butter your pizza thats pretty out there taste wise |
Futures
09.28.16 | who hated 'red spaghetti'
the fuck is non red spaghetti lmao |
Snide
09.28.16 | My mom actually made me home made meals of varying kinds every night. |
Snake.
09.28.16 | "the fuck is non red spaghetti"
just noodles duh |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | cheese/creamy/buttered pasta, aka food devoid of life |
Snide
09.28.16 | "cheese/creamy/buttered pasta, aka food devoid of life"
You take that back right now mister. |
Futures
09.28.16 | duh? just call it noodles lol |
CaliggyJack
09.28.16 | Toppings on Pizza other than cheese/sauce/herbs is blasphemous |
Futures
09.28.16 | cheese/creamy/buttered pasta, aka food devoid of life
whoa you calling alfredo shit? i will kill you |
Snide
09.28.16 | Alfredo master race [2] |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | oh true alfredo is bomb and yeah i guess four cheese pastas n shit are good idk what i was saying i just meant buttered noodlez |
Snide
09.28.16 | Buttered noodles can be good too ya know. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | but honestly a good bolognese > good alfredo |
DominionMM1
09.28.16 | it's all about that creamy pesto |
CaliggyJack
09.28.16 | "whoa you calling alfredo shit? i will kill you"
Hitler>People who hate alfredo |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | "Buttered noodles can be good too ya know."
sure but why try |
Snake.
09.28.16 | penne alla vodka is bomb af |
Snide
09.28.16 | This thread is giving me heart palpitations |
Futures
09.28.16 | who's ever had pasta with vodka sauce? best pasta dish ever |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | "penne alla vodka is bomb af"
yes |
Snide
09.28.16 | Vodka sauce on pasta is great, especially with lobster or shrimp |
Futures
09.28.16 | yeah a good pesto is also one of the best |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | oh shit if shrimp scampi constitutes as buttered pasta I will concede |
Snide
09.28.16 | Also, whoever suggested that Mustard goes on pasta, not fucking cool fam. |
DominionMM1
09.28.16 | now i want some parma rosa penne with italian sausage |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | I love mustard, might try that. needa find a recipe |
Snide
09.28.16 | "I love mustard, might try that."
HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE HUMAN? |
Snake.
09.28.16 | who here puts sour cream on their burger? |
Snide
09.28.16 | Snake, now YOU'RE giving me heart palpitations. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | dude mustard is great, same with horseradish they get too much hate |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | Gaucamole on a hamburger is actually one of the greatest things ever |
Snide
09.28.16 | Tbh I hate Ketchup, Mustard, Ranch, Sour Cream, Horse Radish, Salsa, Guacomole, Pico De Gayo, and such. Mayo is fine though. |
Futures
09.28.16 | mustard is sickening |
Snide
09.28.16 | mustard is sickening [2] |
Futures
09.28.16 | ketchup is also disgusting. i don't want watery tomatoes on my fries |
Snake.
09.28.16 | "Snake, now YOU'RE giving me heart palpitations."
maybe your skinny white ass should eat a burger, it'll help |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | "Tbh I hate Ketchup, Mustard, Ranch, Sour Cream, Horse Radish, Salsa, Guacomole, Pico De Gayo, and such."
D: you'd be better off hating puppies |
Snide
09.28.16 | I do eat burgers, I just usually eat them with meat, cheese, and bun only. |
Snake.
09.28.16 | "Tbh I hate Ketchup, Mustard, Ranch, Sour Cream, Horse Radish, Salsa, Guacomole, Pico De Gayo, and such. Mayo is fine though."
blocked and reported |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | ketchup is ight definitely the worst of what snide just listed.
I love hotsauce and spicy food, but siracha is the grossest shit even and the fad needs to fucking die |
Snake.
09.28.16 | sriracha is disgusting jah-fucking-greed |
Snide
09.28.16 | Sriracha actually hurts my existence. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | tastes like spoiled ketchup that some guy added like a small inconsequential flake of spice to claim its spicy and people think they are tough putting it on everything. Ive had spicier mayonaise ffs /rant |
Storm In A Teacup
09.28.16 | Tartar sauce hurts my existence |
Snide
09.28.16 | Mayo should never be spicy, always nice and cool. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | @storm meh it has its place, good with fried fish
spicy mayo is bomb tho. isnt that what they put on americanized sushi to make it as addictive as crack? |
porcupinetheater
09.28.16 | Snide, I've spent most of this thread disagreeing with your food preferences intensely, but thank you for taking sour cream's bland fatty ass down a peg |
Storm In A Teacup
09.28.16 | "meh it has its place, good with fried fish"
I've tried man...I just can't do it, my body physically freaks out at the taste or scent. |
Storm In A Teacup
09.28.16 | Spicy mayo is the only good may, I'll mix mayo in with tuna though of course |
Futures
09.28.16 | tartar sauce makes me gag |
Snide
09.28.16 | @Porcupine: It's what I do fam, I just can't stand sour cream's shitty texture and taste tbh. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | its definitely not something I'm surprised some people dont like storm, Id be more will challenge anyone who doesnt like horseradish with prime rib and provalone on toasted bread dipped in au jus (one of my fav meals) |
Snake.
09.28.16 | calamari is bomb with tartar sauce |
Flugmorph
09.28.16 | ALL THE STUFF ON PIZZAS
i personally like seafood the most |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | the texture is the best part of sour cream, so if it bothers you I get why its not your thing
its like how I am with mushrooms. the texture ruinsit for me. I can do them on steak or with swiss on a burger, but I dont think Id willing add them to anything else like salad or pasta or zza and definitely wouldnt eat em plain unless they were psychoactive |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | calamari is bomb in general. I like most seafood tbh.
anyone ever have Hooter's buffalo shrimp? completely random but that stuff with a pitcher of cold beer is my ideal heaven |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | "Tbh I hate Ketchup, Mustard, Ranch, Sour Cream, Horse Radish, Salsa, Guacomole, Pico De Gayo, and such. Mayo is fine though."
Are you even human? |
Artuma
09.28.16 | "Pineapple, spinach, and Jalapeño with Chicago style is the pinnacle of pizza "
don't you dare to call anything non-italian 'the pinnacle of pizza' |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | Italian or die |
Artuma
09.28.16 | also tzatziki is the best sauce for most things |
Futures
09.28.16 | yeah traditional margherita pizza or die |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | If it's edible meat, it has to go on the pizza. |
Artuma
09.28.16 | when i visited italy, after trying a few different pizzas i ended up eating nothing but margherita because it was honestly the best pizza i've ever tasted |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | The greatest pizza of all time. |
demigod!
09.28.16 | put whatever the fuck u want on pizza
i put chocolate on pizza when i was a kid |
Futures
09.28.16 | yeah i make my own it's incredible. |
Snide
09.28.16 | Meat on pizza is kinda gross tbh |
demigod!
09.28.16 | what you are some kinda vegamatarian? |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | @Black whaaaaaaaaaaaa!!??? No peppyronnis or meatballs? |
Snake.
09.28.16 | snide likes his mac and cheese with ketchup confirmed |
Snide
09.28.16 | Ketchup is fucking disgusting.
No, I'm not a vegan, vegetarian, or any of that (I don't eat pork though) |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | I don't care for pork either, but meat and cheese is a match made in heaven yo. |
Snide
09.28.16 | Meat and cheese is a good match
as long as said cheese isn't on a pizza |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | bu-bu-bu....ok.....but you're missing out... |
Artuma
09.28.16 | "I don't eat pork though"
well of course you don't |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | pork is amazing but my mom side is super Cuban so I'm spoiled with the best pork dishes out there |
Snide
09.28.16 | Want to know what's actually pretty good meat to eat? Rattlesnake |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | I guess you're her little porker space man. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | my mom died four years ago but yea I guess I'll always be her little boy |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | @Spaceman Oh sorry dude...:( |
Sinternet
09.28.16 | 'The wedding's fucking off you monster'
fine then i aint fucking no deep dish-sympathising fascist
'I love hotsauce and spicy food, but siracha is the grossest shit even and the fad needs to fucking die'
you are either fucking dumb or the kind of person who just sticks any sauce on anything you eat |
Futures
09.28.16 | damn man |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | just playin lol shes alive and well, had no idea how else to take your comment |
wtferrothorn
09.28.16 | I've honestly never had pineapple on pizza, but I wouldn't mind trying it. I'm fucking basic with my toppings: lots of meat, and I've been getting into mushrooms on pizza lately, so fucking good.
"anything other than cheese on a pizza is gross to me (unless it's peanut butter)"
ugh. All I can think about is that video of that girl obsessed with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles girl, when she just fucking lathers an entire pizza in mayo. Disgusting.
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Snide
09.28.16 | That took a dark turn real quick.
Edit: Nevermind, we got bamboozled |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | 'you are either fucking dumb or the kind of person who just sticks any sauce on anything you eat'
my only two options? not sure how it came to that |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | @Spaceman oh ok. :)
@wtferrothorn ew |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | haha it was in poor taste but still effective |
Sinternet
09.28.16 | siracha is amazing do you even thai food bro |
Futures
09.28.16 | well i'm glad she's alive lol |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | me too I love my mom shes fun as fuck to hang with, makes great mojitos and margaritas
and Sinternet dude siracha is like the ballsack of an amarican tourist in Thailand lol
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StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | Great margaritas eh? Count me in! |
Sinternet
09.28.16 | it is clear you don't even thai no point arguing |
porcupinetheater
09.28.16 | Sriracha just overwhelms the taste of whatever you put it on, it gets old real quick |
GeorgeWBush
09.28.16 | Yes pineapple. And thin crust is better. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | says the guy whos suggesting siracha is the be-all end-all of thai... I'm also talking about the westernized sauze produced by Huy Fong |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | thin crust rules indeed |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | 'Great margaritas eh? Count me in!'
i dont typically like margaritas (too sweet) but she makes them great, perfectly bitter and refreshing |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | Hell yeah space dude! Now we'll just need some metalz to jam out to. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | thin crust is usually better but sometimes your drunk af and want that thicker greasy messy zza plopped in front of you |
Storm In A Teacup
09.28.16 | mushrooms mmmmmm |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.28.16 | @Spaceman That's how I get every time I leave the beach with a few buddies of mine. haha good times. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | yeah its easier to share a phat doughy pie then a thin crust, but if Im ordering a pizza for dinner or making it myself I want it thin |
wtferrothorn
09.28.16 | @Storm hell yeah man |
Futures
09.28.16 | i mean stuffed crust> duh |
wtferrothorn
09.28.16 | I like my crust fluffy af.
And stuffed crust is the shit in moderation. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | well yeah it just fills you up too fast sometimes
anyone like to dip their crust in ranch? I know snide doesnt lol |
Futures
09.28.16 | i dip mine in that delicious garlic butter from papa johns |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | oh yeah that stuff is delicious worth the heart attack |
ZippaThaRippa
09.28.16 | Lived in Naples, Italy for 6 years. Pizza is pretty great and there are a million different styles to enjoy. BUT, Neapolitan style with a thin, crispy crust is THE way to pizza. You can't argue with the original.
It's OG pizza.
P.S. I have never understood the pineapple debate. If you like pineapple on your pizza, get it. If you don't like pineapple on your pizza, don't get it. |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | just realized no one itt has claimed to not like pizza
is pizza the universal constant? is it objectively good? should we have attached a pizza to the voyager 1 probe? |
Futures
09.28.16 | i have never met a person who doesn't like pizza |
TheSpaceMan
09.28.16 | would they even be a person? isnt that one of the qualifiers? |
Futures
09.28.16 | they would probably be a corpse yeah |
demigod!
09.28.16 | i havent had pizza in months gonna be a corpse soon if i dont get some |
DominionMM1
09.28.16 | "is pizza the universal constant? is it objectively good?"
pizza 'n floyd dude |
Snide
09.29.16 | I've never met a person who doesn't dig pizza. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
09.29.16 | Do vegans count as people or nah? |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
09.29.16 | Also, if no real cheese is it really pizza or just a fraud? |
Storm In A Teacup
09.29.16 | got three surprise pizzas to pick up from my parents mmm |
Storm In A Teacup
09.29.16 | fraud |
Conmaniac
09.29.16 | whatd i miss here? |
MarsKid
09.29.16 | More pizza discussion on sputnikmusic.com |
porcupinetheater
09.29.16 | Peanut Butter pizza razzing and the condiment wars.
Also some callous dweebs dissing on the deep dish |
JeetJeet
09.29.16 | This thread and the ass-eating list have both sparked my appetite. |
porcupinetheater
09.29.16 | Have a lover or close family friend squat and drag their ass along the top of your pizza pie like a dog on a shag carpet.
You shouldn't ever have to choose. |
mifzal
09.29.16 | pineapple in sweet and sour chicken is yum |
PurpleDino
09.29.16 | Americans talking about food actually makes me a little bit sad |
TheSpaceMan
09.29.16 | then your emotions are fragile af dont know what to tell you |
PurpleDino
09.29.16 | where's the humanity??? |
TheSpaceMan
09.29.16 | have u ever had a lobster roll? |
TheSpaceMan
09.29.16 | what about buffalo wings? |
porcupinetheater
09.29.16 | Um excuse me we have Guy Fieri
Now who looks like a fool, PurpleGyno? |
Dylan620
09.29.16 | Lobster rolls and buffalo chicken are two of the best things that have ever existed |
Snide
09.30.16 | "This thread and the ass-eating list have both sparked my appetite."
Oh |