ExplosiveOranges
04.30.14 | How low can you go? |
titanslayer
04.30.14 | What's the point of this list |
mryrtmrnfoxxxy
04.30.14 | please dont |
betray
04.30.14 | Eh.
3D isn't bad. |
ExplosiveOranges
04.30.14 | Still technically Crabcore, though. |
betray
04.30.14 | I pretty much disagree.
3D is my least favorite ISS, but they've always been less crabby than the first Asking Alexandria and MUCH MUCH less crustacean than the king crabs themselves, Attack Attack. |
ExplosiveOranges
04.30.14 | True. True. Still, I'd say they resemble more of a lobster. Not great, but pretty damn good compared to some of their contemporaries. |
betray
04.30.14 | lobster is a good way to put it.
Still crabby but not nearly as crabby as a straight up crab
more sophisticated and refined crabbiness |
ExplosiveOranges
04.30.14 | Also pretty damn tasty. |
betray
04.30.14 | Yeah I go to the store buy it and cook it
cheaper and better than Red Lobster
not even gonna lie crab legs are also my shit |
Dolving999
04.30.14 | I miss the good ol' rock lobster days... |
ExplosiveOranges
04.30.14 | If I See Stars are the lobsters of metalcore, then Attack Attack are the Japanese spider crabs. |
betray
05.01.14 | So is every other generic metalcore band like a clam or a barnacle or some shit then |
emester
05.01.14 | pretty much any spineless sea creature |
betray
05.01.14 | oo how about krill since there's literally millions of them |
Necrotica
05.01.14 | Krillcore |
ExplosiveOranges
05.01.14 | Krillcore. What would that sound like, I wonder....... |
betray
05.01.14 | jun jun jun |
emester
05.01.14 | more along the the lines of eeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
ExplosiveOranges
05.01.14 | Sounds pretty br00tul. |
WellFedWhiteMale
05.01.14 | I had to Google the term 'crabcore'...
...I want my three minutes back |
ExplosiveOranges
05.01.14 | I am so, so sorry. |
betray
05.01.14 | While I can't offer you three minutes of time back, I will go ahead and let you know that your local Red Lobster has great seafood specials all throughout the month of May such as discounted crab, lobster, etc. |
SIMBOLIC
05.01.14 | maybe prawncore
useless things surrounded by hundreds of the same; doing nothing and the only way theyd be useful or entertaining is if you ripped their heads off first
:DDDD
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SIMBOLIC
05.01.14 | maybe these bands are actually made of prawns and thats why they suck ass |
ExplosiveOranges
05.01.14 | I've never eaten prawn before. Does it taste like shitty shrimp? |
SIMBOLIC
05.01.14 | i think it was close to chicken but i only ate them once |
Skoj
05.01.14 | the cactus is a distant relative to the crab. |
SIMBOLIC
05.01.14 | the cractus
sounds brutal
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betray
05.01.14 | Prawn just tastes like a gamier shrimp.
Release the cractus |
SIMBOLIC
05.01.14 | D :
think of the children |
ExplosiveOranges
05.01.14 | The Cractus. A force so deadly, it causes all those within it's proximity to immediately begin squatting and head bobbing until their testicles have shriveled up and their necks are broken. |
betray
05.01.14 | The Cractus did none of those things
Skinny jeans already made their testicles shrivel like dried cranberries, and their necks - broken long ago from needing to constantly flip hair out of their eyes every 12.3 seconds. |
YakNips
05.01.14 | wtf Ive heard all of these I was looking for fresh new crabcore |
ExplosiveOranges
05.01.14 | Scientists continue to study the Cractus, although it's origins and behavior are still shrouded in mystery. |
InFlamesWeThrash666
05.01.14 | Surprised that no one has mentioned the word crapcore yet |
ExplosiveOranges
05.01.14 | Crapcore is just too easy. It doesn't meet the crustacean criteria either. |