Fall Begins Vinyl Binge, Tinged By Excessive Consumption Of Gin And Tonics.
It's getting cooler. Winter is going to start shrinking testicles and creating rrigid nips through rrrcashmere sweaters. rWatch out for the nozzle it might put your eye out. |
| 1 |  | Cynic
Focus
Re-issue signed by Masvidal and Reinert. |
| 2 |  | Frank Zappa
Studio Tan
Greggery Peccary will help one through growing cold. Especially as one receives
oral and mixes a fucking cocktail. |
| 3 |  | Clutch
Earth Rocker
I will plan the layouts of my ice fortress and ready myself for battle against the
hordes of children that infest my streets.
I will listen to Gone Cold as I do so. |
| 4 |  | Vali
Forlatt
It's getting cold. You listen to this shit when it's cold and your head is pounding
from the daytime drinking and all you can do is look up at the cold stars and pray
for your goddam headache to go away. |
| 5 |  | Vali
Skogslandskap
Look I knew this bitch one time.
See prior entry. |
| 6 |  | Tartar Lamb
Polyimage of Known Exits
Ever drink hot gin that you left out in the sun all day?
Me either. |
| 7 |  | Blotted Science
The Machinations of Dementia
Let's say I did drink hot gin because I was hurting for a drink, would you think less
of me?
If you did would I care?
If I cared would I remember? |
| 8 |  | King Crimson
In the Court of the Crimson King
I forgot that I bought it the first time. |
| 9 |  | Tom Waits
Alice
It's dreamy weather.... |
| 10 |  | The Dillinger Escape Plan
One of Us is the Killer
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V(Oh, that
Santragian seawater! Oh, those Santragian fish!)
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be
properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in honor of all those
happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract,
redolent of all the heavy odors of the dark Qalactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and
mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of
the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . . |
| 11 |  | Intronaut
Habitual Levitations
... |
| 12 |  | The Police
Synchronicity
Fuck if I can remember.
Rules though. |
| 13 |  | Zozobra
Savage Masters
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V(Oh, that
Santragian seawater! Oh, those Santragian fish!)
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be
properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in honor of all those
happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract,
redolent of all the heavy odors of the dark Qalactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and
mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of
the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . . |
| 14 |  | Fall of Efrafa
Owsla
Repeat 10 and 13. |
| 15 |  | Cynic
Traced In Air
End the list as it began. |
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