| The Reticent The Oubliette | 5.0 |
| Marillion Script for a Jester's Tear | 4.5 |
| Deftones Ohms | 4.0 |
| Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion | 4.5 |
| Slipknot We Are Not Your Kind | 3.5 |
| Deftones Saturday Night Wrist | 4.5 |
| Donna Lewis Now in a Minute | 3.5 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Hapeleptic Overtrove | 1.5 |
| Jia Peng Fang Rainbow | 4.0 |
| Taylor Swift Reputation | 2.5 |
| Taylor Swift Folklore | 4.0 |
| Phoebe Bridgers Punisher | 4.5 |
| Natalie Prass The Future and the Past | 4.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed | 4.0 |
| Blank Banshee Blank Banshee 0 | 4.0 |
| Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out | 1.0 |
| Carnifex Slow Death | 4.0 |
| Styx Pieces of Eight | 3.5 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Dedicated | 4.0 |
| The Beach Boys Pet Sounds | 5.0 |
| Semisonic Feeling Strangely Fine | 5.0 |
| Selena Amor Prohibido | 4.5 |
| Steven Wilson To the Bone | 4.0 |
| Steven Wilson Hand. Cannot. Erase. | 4.5 |
| Caroline Rose Superstar | 4.0 |
| Loathe I Let It In And It Took Everything | 4.0 |
| Sigrid Sucker Punch | 4.0 |
| Sonicflood Sonicflood | 3.5 |
| Lucy Dacus Historian | 4.5 |
| Lucy Dacus 2019 | 3.5 |
| J-Live All Of The Above | 4.5 |
| Phil Keaggy The Wind and the Wheat | 4.5 |
| Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible | 5.0 |
| Odious Mortem Synesthesia | 4.0 |
| Odious Mortem Devouring the Prophecy | 3.5 |
| Pinegrove Marigold | 4.0 |
| Echosmith Lonely Generation | 4.0 |
| Echosmith Talking Dreams | 3.0 |
| The Big Moon Walking Like We Do | 4.0 |
| Alexandra Savior The Archer | 3.5 |
| Phil Keaggy The Master and the Musician | 4.5 |
| Crying Beyond The Fleeting Gales | 4.0 |
| The United States of America The United States of America | 4.5 |
| Dream Theater Distance Over Time | 3.5 |
| Vektor Terminal Redux | 5.0 |
| Blood Incantation Hidden History of the Human Race | 4.5 |
| C418 Volume Alpha | 4.5 |
| Xiu Xiu Girl with Basket of Fruit | 4.0 |
| Lana Del Rey Norman Fucking Rockwell! | 4.5 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Sonic R Original Soundtrack | 4.5 |
| Lapalux Amnioverse | 4.5 |
| Shadow Of Intent Melancholy | 4.0 |
| Fit for an Autopsy The Sea of Tragic Beasts | 4.5 |
| Wilderun Veil of Imagination | 4.5 |
| Andrew W.K. I Get Wet | 5.0 |
| Paramore After Laughter | 4.0 |
| Ella Mai Ella Mai | 4.0 |
| Blood Incantation Starspawn | 4.5 |
| Cult of Luna A Dawn to Fear | 4.5 |
| Third Eye Blind Screamer | 1.5 |
| Phoebe Bridgers Stranger in the Alps | 4.5 |
| DaBaby Baby On Baby | 3.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Surviving | 4.0 |
| Gatecreeper Deserted | 4.0 |
| BABYMETAL Metal Galaxy | 4.0 |
| DragonForce Extreme Power Metal | 3.5 |
| Linda Perhacs Parallelograms | 4.5 |
| Nostalgia Critic The Wall | 1.0 |
| Opeth In Cauda Venenum | 4.0 |
| insult insult insult insult insult insult *Opeth* insult insult insult insult insult insult negative criticism |
| Tegan and Sara Hey, I'm Just Like You | 4.0 |
| Brittany Howard Jaime | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Shaped by Fire | 4.0 |
| Tool Fear Inoculum | 4.0 |
| Taylor Swift Lover | 4.0 |
| Electric Youth Memory Emotion | 4.0 |
| The Harmaleighs She Won't Make Sense | 4.0 |
| Bon Iver 22, A Million | 2.0 |
| Carnifex World War X | 4.0 |
| Ariana Grande Thank U, Next | 4.5 |
| Lauryn Hill MTV Unplugged No. 2.0 | 1.0 |
| Billie Eilish When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? | 4.0 |
| Robyn Hitchcock Eye | 4.5 |
| Adrianne Lenker Abysskiss | 5.0 |
| Simon Says (SWE) Tardigrade | 3.5 |
| Tal Wilkenfeld Transformation | 4.0 |
| Tal Wilkenfeld Love Remains | 5.0 |
| P.O.D. Fundamental Elements of Southtown | 4.0 |
| Cake Motorcade Of Generosity | 4.0 |
| Cake Fashion Nugget | 4.5 |
| The Cramps Psychedelic Jungle | 4.5 |
| The Cramps Songs the Lord Taught Us | 4.5 |
| Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation 1814 | 4.0 |
| Disclose Tragedy | 4.0 |
| Urban Waste Recycled | 4.0 |
| Urban Waste Urban Waste | 4.5 |
| D.O.A. Hardcore 81 | 4.0 |
| Discharge Why | 4.0 |
| Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing | 4.5 |
| Nas Street's Disciple | 3.0 |
| Nas Hip Hop Is Dead | 3.5 |
| Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak | 2.5 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Dark Bird Is Home | 4.5 |
| Fugazi Repeater | 4.0 |
| Man Is The Bastard Thoughtless | 4.0 |
| Amy Grant Heart in Motion | 3.5 |
| Amy Grant Unguarded | 4.0 |
| Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety | 2.0 |
| Europe Prisoners In Paradise | 3.5 |
| Europe War of Kings | 3.0 |
| Europe Wings of Tomorrow | 4.0 |
| Impaled Northern Moonforest Impaled Northern Moonforest | 4.5 |
| Corrupted Se Hace Por Los Suenos Asesinos | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Countdown to Extinction | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Youthanasia | 3.5 |
| Shellac 1000 Hurts | 4.0 |
| Shellac At Action Park | 4.0 |
| Rapeman Two Nuns and a Pack Mule | 4.0 |
| Big Black Racer-X | 4.0 |
| Cosmic Psychos Go the Hack | 4.0 |
| Sadist Crust | 4.0 |
| Sadist Season in Silence | 3.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar Section.80 | 4.0 |
| Camel The Snow Goose | 4.5 |
| Camel Mirage | 4.5 |
| Mike Oldfield Ommadawn | 4.0 |
| Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells | 4.0 |
| Alicia Keys The Element of Freedom | 3.5 |
| oOoOO Without Your Love | 3.5 |
| Salem (US) King Night | 4.0 |
| Alanis Morissette Flavors of Entanglement | 3.5 |
| Alanis Morissette So-Called Chaos | 3.0 |
| Queen Live Magic | 3.0 |
| Queen Live at Wembley Stadium | 4.5 |
| Queen Queen on Fire: Live at the Bowl | 4.0 |
| Journey TimeĀ³ | 4.0 |
| Journey Red 13 | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel Fantasies & Delusions | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel An Innocent Man | 3.5 |
| Pearl Jam Riot Act | 3.0 |
| Pearl Jam Backspacer | 3.0 |
| Collective Soul Hints, Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid | 3.5 |
| Sleater-Kinney Call the Doctor | 4.0 |
| Sleater-Kinney Sleater-Kinney | 4.0 |
| Bikini Kill Reject All American | 3.5 |
| Green River Come On Down | 3.5 |
| Jay-Z The Blueprint | 4.0 |
| Jay-Z American Gangster | 3.5 |
| Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt | 4.5 |
| Jay-Z Magna Carta... Holy Grail | 2.5 |
| AZ Doe or Die | 4.5 |
| Nas Life Is Good | 4.0 |
| Nas God's Son | 4.0 |
| Sun Ra Space is the Place | 4.5 |
| Sun Ra Super-Sonic Jazz | 4.5 |
| Rapsody The Idea Of Beautiful | 4.5 |
| Dexys Midnight Runners Don't Stand Me Down | 4.5 |
| Death Grips No Love Deep Web | 2.0 |
| Helmet Seeing Eye Dog | 3.5 |
| Helmet Monochrome | 3.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly | 5.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city | 4.0 |
| Feed Her to the Sharks Fortitude | 2.0 |
| Tear Out The Heart Dead, Everywhere | 3.5 |
| Kelly Clarkson Piece by Piece | 2.0 |
| Iron Maiden Brave New World | 4.5 |
| Cryptopsy Cryptopsy | 3.5 |
| Ulcerate Everything Is Fire | 4.5 |
| Khallice The Journey | 4.0 |
| DragonForce Ultra Beatdown | 1.5 |
| John Legend Evolver | 3.5 |
| John Legend Once Again | 4.0 |
| Ntjam Rosie The One | 4.5 |
| Against Me! Searching for a Former Clarity | 3.5 |
| The Darkness Hot Cakes | 3.5 |
| John Legend Love in the Future | 4.0 |
| Kansas Vinyl Confessions | 3.0 |
| U2 All That You Can't Leave Behind | 2.0 |
| U2 The Joshua Tree | 2.5 |
| U2 Achtung Baby | 3.0 |
| U2 Boy | 3.5 |
| U2 War | 4.0 |
| U2 Songs of Innocence | 2.0 |
| Billy Joel The Nylon Curtain | 4.0 |
| No-Man Schoolyard Ghosts | 4.5 |
| Blackfield Blackfield II | 4.0 |
| Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters One by One | 3.5 |
| Farrah Abraham My Teenage Dream Ended | 4.0 |
| Silverchair Frogstomp | 3.5 |
| Simple Plan Still Not Getting Any... | 1.0 |
| Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls | 1.5 |
| The Exploited Troops of Tomorrow | 4.0 |
| Cerebral Bore Maniacal Miscreation | 4.5 |
| Tijuana Sweetheart Trash Candy | 4.0 |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie | 3.5 |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars 30 Seconds To Mars | 3.5 |
| The Exploited Punks Not Dead | 4.0 |
| The Darkness Permission to Land | 4.0 |
| The Darkness One Way Ticket To Hell And Back | 3.5 |
| Shadow of the Colossus Shadow of the Colossus | 3.5 |
| Shadow of the Colossus End Game | 3.0 |
| Jane's Addiction Jane's Addiction | 4.0 |
| Jane's Addiction The Great Escape Artist | 3.5 |
| Jane's Addiction Strays | 3.5 |
| Jane's Addiction Ritual De Lo Habitual | 4.5 |
| Tijuana Sweetheart Under the Gun | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Fopp | 3.0 |
| Soundgarden Echo of Miles: Scattered Tracks Across the Path | 4.0 |
| Creed Human Clay | 2.5 |
| Creed My Own Prison | 3.0 |
| Supergrass In It for the Money | 4.0 |
| Dinosaur Jr. Bug | 4.5 |
| Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me | 4.5 |
| The Gits Enter: The Conquering Chicken | 3.5 |
| The Gits Frenching the Bully | 4.0 |
| L7 Live Omaha To Osaka | 4.0 |
| Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime | 4.0 |
| Helmet Size Matters | 3.5 |
| Chevelle This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In) | 4.0 |
| Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun | 4.5 |
| Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley | 4.5 |
| Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze | 4.0 |
| Collective Soul Dosage | 4.0 |
| Collective Soul Collective Soul | 4.0 |
| Train Train | 3.0 |
| Theory of a Deadman Savages | 3.0 |
| Nickelback No Fixed Address | 2.0 |
| One Direction Take Me Home | 2.0 |
| Best part of this page is Vermicide's name |
| Alien Ant Farm ANThology | 3.5 |
| The Bronx The Bronx (II) | 4.0 |
| The Bronx The Bronx | 4.0 |
| Stevie Wonder Fulfillingness' First Finale | 4.0 |
| Stevie Wonder Innervisions | 4.5 |
| Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life | 4.5 |
| X Japan The World: X Japan Hatsu no Zensekai Bes | 4.5 |
| As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Beneath the Encasing of Ashes | 3.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse | 3.5 |
| As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Awakened | 4.0 |
| Rise To Remain City of Vultures | 4.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Greatest Hitz | 3.0 |
| Ne-Yo R.E.D. | 2.5 |
| Ne-Yo Libra Scale | 3.0 |
| Ne-Yo Year of the Gentleman | 3.5 |
| Ne-Yo Non-Fiction | 3.0 |
| Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree | 2.5 |
| Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave | 3.0 |
| Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll | 1.5 |
The kid on the right looks like a dark-skinned Aang poser... just needs the arrow on his
head |
| Fall Out Boy American Beauty/American Psycho | 1.5 |
| Imagine Dragons Smoke + Mirrors | 1.5 |
| Common Like Water for Chocolate | 4.0 |
| Common Resurrection | 4.5 |
| The Pretenders Pretenders | 4.5 |
| The Pretenders Pretenders II | 4.5 |
| Deftones Koi No Yokan | 4.0 |
| Bjork Vulnicura | 4.5 |
| L7 Slap-Happy | 2.5 |
| New York Dolls New York Dolls | 4.0 |
| Staind Dysfunction | 3.5 |
| Staind Tormented | 4.0 |
| U-Men Step On A Bug | 4.0 |
| L7 The Beauty Process: Triple Platinum | 3.5 |
| L7 Hungry for Stink | 4.5 |
| Hole Celebrity Skin | 4.0 |
| Hole Nobody's Daughter | 3.0 |
| Deftones Diamond Eyes | 4.5 |
| Bikini Kill Pussy Whipped | 4.0 |
| L7 L7 | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Jar of Flies/Sap | 4.0 |
| Patti Smith Radio Ethiopia | 4.0 |
| PJ Harvey Rid of Me | 4.5 |
| Fiona Apple When the Pawn... | 4.0 |
| Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel... | 4.0 |
| Alanis Morissette Under Rug Swept | 3.5 |
| Alanis Morissette Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie | 4.5 |
| Savatage Gutter Ballet | 4.0 |
| Savatage Edge of Thorns | 4.0 |
| Nickelback Hesher | 1.0 |
| R.E.M. Reckoning | 4.0 |
| R.E.M. Murmur | 4.5 |
| John Legend Get Lifted | 4.5 |
| Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band Hulk Rules | 4.5 |
| Swans Love of Life | 4.0 |
| Billy Joel Streetlife Serenade | 3.5 |
| Elton John Honky Chateau | 4.0 |
| Elton John Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy | 4.0 |
| Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu | 2.0 |
| Lou Reed Transformer | 4.0 |
| Lou Reed Metal Machine Music | 4.0 |
| Patti Smith Horses | 4.5 |
| Kimbra Vows | 4.0 |
| Gotye Like Drawing Blood | 4.0 |
| Gotye Making Mirrors | 4.0 |
| Ko Otani Shadow of the Colossus: Roar of the Earth | 4.5 |
| Lil B Ultimate Bitch | 1.0 |
| Nicki Minaj The Pinkprint | 3.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine The Poison | 2.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Fever | 2.0 |
| Shadow Gallery Tyranny | 4.0 |
| Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts | 4.0 |
| Shadow Gallery Room V | 4.5 |
| Vince Guaraldi Trio A Charlie Brown Christmas | 4.5 |
| Imogen Heap Sparks | 3.5 |
| Seal Best 1991-2004 | 4.5 |
| Seal Human Being | 4.0 |
| Seal Commitment | 3.0 |
| Gorguts Colored Sands | 4.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk | 4.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium | 2.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication | 3.0 |
| Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill | 4.5 |
| Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness | 4.0 |
| The Verve Urban Hymns | 4.5 |
| Blur Blur | 4.5 |
| Watchtower Energetic Disassembly | 4.0 |
| Possessed Beyond the Gates | 3.5 |
| Primus Green Naugahyde | 3.5 |
| Primus Antipop | 3.5 |
| Primus The Brown Album | 3.5 |
| Primus Tales from the Punchbowl | 4.5 |
| Hot Action Cop Hot Action Cop | 4.5 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Wu-Tang Forever | 4.0 |
| Against Me! New Wave | 3.5 |
| Against Me! White Crosses | 3.5 |
| Against Me! As the Eternal Cowboy | 4.0 |
| Primus Primus and The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble | 4.0 |
| Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose | 4.5 |
| Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues | 4.5 |
| Je n'ai jamais ecoute ce groupe, mais je vais certainement donner ce une ecoute |
| Taylor Swift 1989 | 4.0 |
| 100% verified that toomanyxsinmyname has toomanyxsinhisname |
| Foo Fighters Sonic Highways | 3.5 |
| Just like the family dog shitting all over its favorite lawn, Futures will be all over this album... and will always be up for sloppy seconds |
| Psychostick IV: Revenge of the Vengeance | 4.0 |
| Psychostick The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride | 4.0 |
| Psychostick Sandwich | 3.0 |
| Psychostick Space Vampires vs. Zombie Dinosaurs in 3 | 4.0 |
| Psychostick We Couldn't Think of a Title | 4.5 |
| Periphery Periphery (Instrumental) | 3.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You | 2.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley | 2.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik | 4.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way | 4.0 |
| At the Gates At War with Reality | 3.0 |
| Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep | 1.0 |
| Iwrestledabearonce Iwrestledabearonce | 4.0 |
| Ne Obliviscaris Citadel | 4.5 |
| In Flames Clayman | 4.0 |
| In Flames A Sense of Purpose | 1.5 |
| In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading | 1.5 |
| In Flames Siren Charms | 1.5 |
| Chris Cornell Euphoria Morning | 3.5 |
| Chris Cornell Scream | 1.5 |
| Converge You Fail Me | 4.0 |
| xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah? | 4.5 |
| Styx Come Sail Away - The Styx Anthology | 4.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It... | 3.0 |
| Garbage Garbage | 4.0 |
| Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter | 2.5 |
| Stratovarius Episode | 4.0 |
| Stratovarius Visions | 4.5 |
| Stratovarius Dreamspace | 4.5 |
| Sonata Arctica Ecliptica | 4.0 |
| Waking The Cadaver Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler | 0.5 |
| Cream of the crop? More like shit of the dick. The experience is about as bad as being ass-raped by a moist gorilla while being eaten alive by a bloodthirsty gazelle. I like shredded wheat as much as anyone else, but this dumps ass on the eardrums |
| Bruce Springsteen Born to Run | 4.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen Darkness on the Edge of Town | 4.5 |
| Powerglove Saturday Morning Apocalypse | 4.0 |
| Powerglove Metal Kombat for the Mortal Man | 4.0 |
| Powerglove Total Pwnage | 4.0 |
| Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking | 4.5 |
| Bob Dylan Time Out of Mind | 4.0 |
| Jethro Tull Stand Up | 4.0 |
| DragonForce Maximum Overload | 3.7 |
| But will there be dragons involved? More developments on this story when we come back |
| King 810 Proem | 0.5 |
| This is worse than godawful... it's satan-awful |
| Doom VS Dead Words Speak | 4.3 |
| Black Tongue Born Hanged | 0.5 |
"Whoever wrote this review needs to swallow there bullshit and keep there shitty opinions to there self, black tongue are slow tempo and brutal, this is what beatdown mixed with deathcore should sound like! A genre has a specific sound to it and black tongue is a great mixture of these two genres, FUCK THAT REVIEW:L" -Facebook comment
The fanbase is full of morons...
Born Hanged 2 probably confirmed :/ |
| GZA Liquid Swords | 4.5 |
| Ol' Dirty Bastard A Son Unique | 4.0 |
| Ol' Dirty Bastard Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version | 4.5 |
| Godsmack 1000hp | 1.5 |
| Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos | 0.5 |
| R.I.P. Queensryche 1981-2011 |
| Jethro Tull Stormwatch | 3.5 |
| Jethro Tull Under Wraps | 1.5 |
| ISIS Panopticon | 4.5 |
| Faith No More Introduce Yourself | 3.5 |
| Faith No More The Real Thing | 4.5 |
| Faith No More Angel Dust | 4.0 |
| Kenji Otsuki Only You | 4.0 |
| R.E.M. Out of Time | 3.0 |
| R.E.M. Automatic for the People | 4.5 |
| OneRepublic Dreaming Out Loud | 3.0 |
| OneRepublic Waking Up | 3.0 |
| 3 Doors Down Away from the Sun | 3.0 |
| 3 Doors Down The Better Life | 3.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Monuments and Melodies | 4.0 |
| Jeff Buckley Live at Sin-Ć© | 4.0 |
| The Dismemberment Plan Change | 4.5 |
| Thought Industry Songs for Insects | 4.0 |
| Renaissance Novella | 4.0 |
| Screaming Trees Sweet Oblivion | 4.0 |
| Screaming Trees Dust | 4.0 |
| Nirvana Live at Reading | 4.0 |
| Bon Iver Bon Iver In The Studios | 4.0 |
| Bon Iver Myspace Transmissions | 4.0 |
| Pete Seeger Dangerous Songs!? | 3.5 |
| Woody Guthrie Bob Dylan's Woody Guthrie Selection | 3.5 |
| Renaissance Scheherazade and Other Stories | 4.5 |
| Renaissance Ashes Are Burning | 4.5 |
| Renaissance A Song for All Seasons | 4.5 |
| Sadus Swallowed in Black | 4.0 |
| Sadus Illusions | 4.5 |
| My Bloody Valentine Loveless | 4.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Gish | 4.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness | 4.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris | 3.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf | 4.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork | 4.0 |
| THE QUEENS HAVE RETURNED, NIQQAZ |
| Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose | 3.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade | 4.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) The Essential Incubus | 4.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) The Morning View Sessions | 4.0 |
| Jeff Buckley Live at Sin-Ć© (Legacy Edition) | 4.5 |
| Jeff Buckley So Real: Songs From Jeff Buckley | 4.0 |
| David Arkenstone Valley In The Clouds | 4.0 |
| David Arkenstone Celtic Book of Days | 4.0 |
| David Arkenstone Atlantis: A Symphonic Journey | 4.5 |
| Kenny G Miracles | 1.5 |
| Kenny G Duotones | 1.5 |
| Believer Dimensions | 4.0 |
| Mortification Post Momentary Affliction | 4.0 |
| Supergrass I Should Coco | 4.5 |
| Deicide Legion | 4.0 |
| Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence | 4.0 |
| Grumblecunt I Piss Shit | 4.0 |
| Considering I've been eating lots of peanuts, I'd say things are gonna get pretty messy in a second |
| Razor Violent Restitution | 4.5 |
| Raise Hell Holy Target | 4.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Back In Black | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Highway To Hell | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Let There Be Rock | 4.0 |
| Dominici O3, A Trilogy Part 3 | 4.0 |
| Dominici O3: A Trilogy, Part One | 4.0 |
| Dominici O3: A Trilogy, Part 2 | 4.0 |
| Your Old Droog Your Old Droog | 4.0 |
| In Flames The Jester Race | 4.5 |
| Kashiwa Daisuke April. #02 | 4.0 |
| Owl City Ocean Eyes | 2.0 |
| Queen Queen Rocks | 4.0 |
| Queen Queen Rock Montreal | 4.5 |
| Queen Live at Wembley '86 | 4.5 |
| Queen Live Killers | 4.0 |
| 5 Seconds of Summer 5 Seconds of Summer | 1.0 |
| Insane Clown Posse Bang! Pow! Boom! | 2.0 |
| Cradle of Filth The Principle of Evil Made Flesh | 4.5 |
| Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast | 4.5 |
| Overkill ReliXIV | 3.5 |
| Overkill I Hear Black | 3.5 |
| Overkill Under the Influence | 4.0 |
| Overkill White Devil Armory | 4.0 |
| Opeth Pale Communion | 3.4 |
| The flowers of Opeth Mapplethorpe |
| Anal Cunt 40 More Reasons To Hate Us | 3.0 |
| Anal Cunt It Just Gets Worse | 3.0 |
| Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Clear Spot | 4.0 |
| Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I | 4.5 |
| Sir Lord Baltimore Kingdom Come | 4.5 |
| Glass Hammer Chronometree | 2.0 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning EP | 3.5 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Love Beach | 1.0 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Brain Salad Surgery | 3.5 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Trilogy | 4.0 |
| STRFKR Starfucker | 4.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada | 4.3 |
| Winds of Plague The Great Stone War | 3.5 |
| Winds of Plague Decimate the Weak | 3.5 |
| Freddie Mercury Mr Bad Guy | 4.0 |
| Freddie Mercury Barcelona | 4.5 |
| Black Lab See The Sun | 4.0 |
| Black Lab Passion Leaves A Trace | 4.0 |
| Black Lab Your Body Above Me | 4.5 |
| All Shall Perish Awaken the Dreamers | 3.5 |
| All Shall Perish The Price of Existence | 4.0 |
| Alvvays Alvvays | 4.0 |
| Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come | 3.5 |
| The Wildhearts Earth vs. The Wildhearts | 4.5 |
| Nevermore Dead Heart In A Dead World | 4.0 |
| Nevermore Nevermore | 3.5 |
| Nevermore The Politics of Ecstasy | 4.0 |
| Missy Elliott Supa Dupa Fly | 4.0 |
| Overkill Feel the Fire | 4.0 |
| Overkill Taking Over | 4.0 |
| Overkill Horrorscope | 4.5 |
| Overkill The Years of Decay | 4.5 |
| Overkill Ironbound | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest British Steel | 3.5 |
| Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing | 3.0 |
| Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad | 4.0 |
| Strapping Young Lad The New Black | 4.0 |
| Strapping Young Lad City | 4.5 |
| Strapping Young Lad Alien | 4.5 |
| Sadist Above the Light | 4.0 |
| Sadist Lego | 2.5 |
| Sadist Sadist | 4.0 |
| Sadist Tribe | 4.5 |
| Brand New Daisy | 4.0 |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me | 3.5 |
| Anathallo Floating World | 4.0 |
| Nickelback The Best of Nickelback Volume 1 | 1.0 |
| The Delicious Bread Collection Make Love Wheat Bread | 4.0 |
| My yeast is rising |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven | 4.5 |
| Make Them Suffer Neverbloom | 4.0 |
| Jon Lajoie I Kill People | 4.0 |
| Jon Lajoie You Want Some Of This? | 4.0 |
| Ramones Ramones | 4.5 |
| Meshuggah Alive | 4.0 |
| Thergothon Fhtagn-nagh Yog-Sothoth | 4.0 |
| Underoath Define the Great Line | 3.5 |
| Candlemass Nightfall | 4.5 |
| Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus | 4.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) If Not Now, When? | 2.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Set It Off (Remastered) | 2.5 |
| Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pikapika Fantajin | 4.0 |
| Morning Musume No. 5 | 4.0 |
| Tomoe Shinohara Megaphone Speaks | 3.5 |
| Tomoe Shinohara Super Model | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd Ummagumma | 3.0 |
| Pink Floyd More | 3.0 |
| Pink Floyd Obscured by Clouds | 3.0 |
| Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason | 1.5 |
| Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother | 4.0 |
| Michael Jackson Number Ones | 4.0 |
| Michael Jackson HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I | 3.5 |
| Sia Some People Have Real Problems | 3.5 |
| Sia Colour the Small One | 4.0 |
| Hikaru Utada Deep River | 4.5 |
| Hikaru Utada Ultra Blue | 4.0 |
| Morning Musume 3rd Love Paradise | 4.0 |
| Momoiro Clover Z 5th Dimension | 4.0 |
| Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Candy Candy | 4.0 |
| BABYMETAL Ijime, Dame, Zettai | 4.0 |
| Cream Wheels of Fire | 4.5 |
| Candiria 300 Percent Density | 4.5 |
| Accept Balls to the Wall | 4.0 |
| UFO Phenomenon | 4.5 |
| Pestilence Malleus Maleficarum | 4.0 |
| Pestilence Testimony of the Ancients | 4.0 |
| Jag Panzer Ample Destruction | 4.0 |
| Jag Panzer Casting the Stones | 4.0 |
| Antagony Rebirth | 4.5 |
| Antagony See Through These Eyes | 4.5 |
| Antagony Days of Night | 4.5 |
| Regina Spektor Mary Ann Meets the Gravediggers | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor Live in London | 4.0 |
| Linkin Park The Hunting Party | 3.5 |
| Linking Park is Back with bang! Be ready to be Hunted! |
| fun. Aim and Ignite | 3.5 |
| fun. Some Nights | 3.0 |
| Starcastle Starcastle | 4.5 |
| Atomic Rooster Death Walks Behind You | 4.0 |
| Deep Purple Burn | 4.0 |
| Deep Purple Machine Head | 4.5 |
| Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock | 4.0 |
| Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me | 3.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Light Grenades | 3.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) A Crow Left of the Murder... | 3.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Fungus Amongus | 4.0 |
| Childish Gambino Camp | 1.5 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Sometimes The Blues Is Just A Passing Bird | 4.0 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth The Tallest Man on Earth | 4.0 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave | 4.0 |
| Sufjan Stevens Michigan | 4.0 |
| Iron And Wine The Creek Drank the Cradle | 4.0 |
| Melvins Ozma | 3.5 |
| Melvins Lysol | 4.0 |
| Melvins Stag | 4.0 |
| TAD Inhaler | 4.0 |
| TAD God's Balls | 4.0 |
| Nirvana Blew | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Screaming Life | 3.5 |
| Gojira Possessed (as Godzilla) | 3.5 |
| At the Drive-In Vaya | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden A-Sides | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Telephantasm | 4.0 |
| Chevelle Wonder What's Next | 4.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) S.C.I.E.N.C.E. | 4.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Make Yourself | 4.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Morning View | 5.0 |
| Weezer Hurley | 2.5 |
| Gorillaz Demon Days | 4.1 |
| Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030 | 4.5 |
| Madvillain Madvillainy | 4.5 |
| Whitney Houston The Bodyguard: Original Soundtrack Album | 2.5 |
| Porcupine Tree Warszawa | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Anesthetize | 4.5 |
| Porcupine Tree Staircase Infinities | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Moonloop | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Nil Recurring | 4.0 |
| Gonin-ish Naishikyo-Sekai | 4.5 |
| Gonin-ish Gonin-ish | 4.5 |
| This masterpiece needs a review so badly |
| Complete Freedom Approaching | 4.0 |
| Musk Ox Musk Ox | 4.0 |
| Musk Ox Woodfall | 4.5 |
| Pharrell Williams In My Mind | 3.0 |
| Robin Thicke Paula | 3.0 |
| Celtic Frost To Mega Therion | 4.5 |
| Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium | 4.4 |
| Underrated. |
| Arch Enemy Khaos Legions | 2.0 |
| Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion | 3.5 |
| Repulsion Horrified | 4.0 |
| Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious | 4.0 |
| Dokken Back for the Attack | 4.0 |
| Drake Bell Telegraph | 3.5 |
| Drake Bell Ready Steady Go! | 3.5 |
| I miss andcas |
| Drake Bell It's Only Time | 4.0 |
| I miss andcas |
| Judas Priest Rocka Rolla | 3.0 |
| Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Nostradamus | 2.5 |
| Judas Priest Turbo | 2.5 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Thank You | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Sabotage | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Vol. 4 | 4.0 |
| Joy Division Closer | 4.5 |
| Joy Division Unknown Pleasures | 4.5 |
| Swans Filth | 4.0 |
| Kevin Max The Imposter | 4.5 |
| Weezer The Green Album | 2.0 |
| Def Leppard High 'N' Dry | 4.0 |
| Def Leppard Hysteria | 4.0 |
| Europe Europe | 4.0 |
| Europe The Final Countdown | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Redeemer of Souls | 2.2 |
| No KK, no Priest |
| Billy Ray Cyrus Some Gave All | 4.5 |
| Marvin Gaye Here, My Dear | 4.5 |
| Android Lust Devour, Rise and Take Flight | 4.3 |
| Queensryche Queensryche EP | 4.0 |
| Steppenwolf Steppenwolf | 4.0 |
| Steppenwolf The Second | 4.0 |
| Woody Guthrie Troubadour | 4.5 |
| Armistice Armistice | 4.0 |
| Journey The Essential Journey | 4.0 |
| Journey Greatest Hits | 4.0 |
| Melvins Gluey Porch Treatments | 4.0 |
| Melvins Houdini | 4.0 |
| Deftones White Pony | 4.0 |
| Attila (Billy Joel) Attila | 3.5 |
| Deerhoof Apple O' | 4.0 |
| Hunter Hayes Hunter Hayes | 1.5 |
| Limp Bizkit The Unquestionable Truth - Part I | 3.0 |
| Skillet Alien Youth | 3.5 |
| Complete Freedom Exit | 3.5 |
| Complete Freedom Proverbial | 3.5 |
| Complete Freedom Earth Is Dust | 2.5 |
I really wanted to like the top soundoff, but the formatting looks so choppy that it looks like ass. Sorry  |
| Ed Sheeran x | 2.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding | 4.0 |
| Slint Spiderland | 4.0 |
| Masashi Hamauzu Final Fantasy XIII: Original Soundtrack | 4.5 |
| L7 Bricks Are Heavy | 4.5 |
| 7 Year Bitch Ā”Viva Zapata! | 3.5 |
| Florence and the Machine KCRW's Morning Becomes Eclectic | 3.5 |
| Stone Sour Come What(ever) May | 3.5 |
| Stone Sour Stone Sour | 4.0 |
| The Pillows FLCL No.1: Addict | 4.0 |
| Green River Dry As a Bone | 3.5 |
| Mudhoney Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge | 4.0 |
| Funkadelic Funkadelic | 4.5 |
| Funkadelic Maggot Brain | 4.5 |
| Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese | 4.0 |
| Staind Staind | 4.0 |
| Staind Break The Cycle | 4.0 |
| Toto Toto | 4.0 |
| Toto Hydra | 4.5 |
| Complete Freedom Space | 4.5 |
| Ed Sheeran + | 3.0 |
| Madonna Ray of Light | 4.5 |
| Madonna Like a Prayer | 4.0 |
| Madonna True Blue | 4.0 |
| Madonna Like a Virgin | 3.5 |
| Britney Spears ...Baby One More Time | 2.0 |
| Christina Aguilera Bionic | 1.5 |
| Christina Aguilera Back to Basics | 3.5 |
| The White Stripes De Stijl | 4.0 |
| Yes Heaven and Earth | 1.5 |
| Ah shit, not again :/ |
| Melvins Stoner Witch | 4.0 |
| Lostprophets The Betrayed | 2.5 |
| Overkill The Electric Age | 4.5 |
| Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening | 3.5 |
| The Delicious Bread Collection Tales from the Yeast Side | 4.5 |
| This makes me so moist |
| Metallica Through the Never | 2.8 |
| I wonder who got paid to spend five seconds putting together this masterpiece of a live album... o wait |
| Demilich Nespithe | 4.0 |
| W.A.S.P. Kill, Fuck, Die | 3.5 |
| W.A.S.P. The Crimson Idol | 4.5 |
| W.A.S.P. The Headless Children | 4.5 |
| Sakura Gakuin Nendo 2011 ~Friends~ | 3.5 |
| Sakura Gakuin Nendo 2010 ~Message~ | 3.5 |
| BABYMETAL Megitsune | 3.5 |
| Genesis We Can't Dance | 3.0 |
| Genesis Abacab | 2.5 |
| Genesis ...And Then There Were Three... | 3.5 |
| Genesis Wind & Wuthering | 4.0 |
| Genesis Duke | 4.0 |
| Genesis From Genesis to Revelation | 1.5 |
| Genesis Calling All Stations | 2.0 |
| Genesis A Trick of the Tail | 4.0 |
| Mike Posner 31 Minutes To Takeoff | 2.5 |
| Kate Bush Aerial | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Gateways to Annihilation | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters In Your Honor | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters Foo Fighters | 4.0 |
| Deicide The Stench of Redemption | 4.0 |
| Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest | 3.5 |
| Nile Ithyphallic | 2.5 |
| Nile In Their Darkened Shrines | 4.0 |
| Pitbull Rebelution | 1.0 |
| Pitbull's like I'm sort of a person's senses intertwine. In the corner in terms of vocal range and dizzy and I want to be |
| Robin Thicke Sex Therapy | 2.0 |
| 7 Year Bitch Sick' Em | 3.5 |
| L7 Smell the Magic | 4.5 |
| Hole Pretty On The Inside | 4.5 |
| Babes In Toyland Nemesisters | 3.5 |
| Ingrid Michaelson Girls And Boys | 4.0 |
| Ingrid Michaelson Lights Out | 3.5 |
| Nirvana Hormoaning | 3.5 |
| Nirvana Bleach (Deluxe Edition) | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Greatest Hits | 3.5 |
| Alice in Chains Live | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged | 4.5 |
| Alice in Chains We Die Young | 3.5 |
| Meshuggah None | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Nothing | 3.5 |
| Korn Untitled | 2.0 |
| Foo Fighters Wasting Light | 4.0 |
| Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape | 5.0 |
| Weezer Make Believe | 1.5 |
| Grover The Best of Grover | 4.6 |
| Come back andcas |
| Chevelle La GƔrgola | 4.0 |
| Radiohead Amnesiac | 2.5 |
| The Agonist Prisoners | 4.0 |
| Symphony X The Damnation Game | 3.5 |
| Symphony X Symphony X | 3.0 |
| Symphony X Twilight in Olympus | 4.0 |
| Symphony X V: The New Mythology Suite | 3.5 |
| Symphony X Paradise Lost | 4.0 |
| Symphony X Iconoclast | 3.5 |
| Symphony X The Odyssey | 4.0 |
| Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy | 4.5 |
| Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Recharged | 1.5 |
| Periphery Clear | 2.5 |
| Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil | 4.0 |
| Bathory Hammerheart | 4.0 |
| Kid Rock Devil Without a Cause | 3.0 |
| Tourniquet Crawl to China | 3.3 |
| Flotsam and Jetsam Doomsday for the Deceiver | 4.5 |
| Florence and the Machine A Lot of Love. A Lot of Blood. | 3.0 |
| Body Count Body Count | 4.0 |
| Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence | 4.3 |
| Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth | 3.5 |
| Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time | 4.0 |
| Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth | 4.5 |
| Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond | 4.0 |
| Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera | 4.0 |
| Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side | 4.0 |
| Blind Guardian Follow the Blind | 3.5 |
| Blind Guardian Battalions of Fear | 4.5 |
| Blind Guardian Tales from the Twilight World | 4.0 |
| Hugh Laurie Didn't It Rain | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Born Again | 1.5 |
| Death Grips Exmilitary | 2.5 |
| Death Grips Government Plates | 2.0 |
| Death Grips The Money Store | 2.0 |
| Wolf Black Wings | 4.0 |
| Wolf Legions of Bastards | 3.5 |
| Wolf Ravenous | 4.0 |
| Wolf The Black Flame | 4.5 |
| Boris Akuma no Uta | 4.0 |
| Boris Amplifier Worship | 4.0 |
| Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker- | 4.5 |
| Mastodon Leviathan | 4.0 |
| Shiina Ringo GyakuyunyÅ«: KÅwankyoku | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Forbidden | 1.5 |
| Nickelback The Long Road | 2.5 |
| Nickelback The State | 2.5 |
| Simon and Garfunkel Bookends | 4.0 |
| Simon and Garfunkel Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M. | 3.5 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch The Flame in All of Us | 3.5 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Welcome to the Masquerade | 3.0 |
| Steven Wilson Insurgentes | 3.5 |
| Giant Squid The Ichthyologist | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death Scum | 3.5 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor It's Hard to Be a Diamond... | 1.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution | 1.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor All the Rage | 1.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Bitchcraft | 1.5 |
| Mud on the france whore |
| Journey Captured | 4.0 |
| Journey Greatest Hits Live | 4.0 |
| Green Day Dookie | 4.0 |
| Green Day American Idiot | 3.5 |
| Kitaro Dream | 4.0 |
| Kitaro Tunhuang | 4.0 |
| Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog | 4.5 |
| Mother Love Bone Apple | 4.0 |
| Green River Rehab Doll | 4.0 |
| Mudhoney My Brother The Cow | 4.0 |
| Mudhoney Mudhoney | 4.0 |
| Nirvana Nevermind (Deluxe Edition) | 4.0 |
| Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York | 4.5 |
| Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York (DVD) | 4.5 |
| Babes In Toyland Spanking Machine | 3.5 |
| Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 4.0 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 2.5 |
| Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne | 3.5 |
| Haruka Nakamura Twilight | 4.0 |
| Arch Enemy War Eternal | 1.5 |
Jeffy: What does "woe" mean?
Daria: It's like the feeling you'd get if Arch Enemy made the same shitty album over and over again for 10 years.
Jeffy: Whoa!
Daria: See? |
| Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence | 4.0 |
| Anal Cunt Picnic of Love | 4.5 |
| Weezer Maladroit | 2.5 |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye | 4.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all | 2.5 |
| Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra | 3.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Results May Vary | 1.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Significant Other | 3.5 |
| Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water | 2.5 |
| Rolling could either mean driving a car, rolling a cigarette, making some bread, falling down a hill, trying to put yourself out when your on fire or playing zelda on the n64. |
| Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree | 3.0 |
| There Will Be Fireworks Because, Because | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Living Things | 2.5 |
| Linkin Park A Thousand Suns | 2.0 |
| Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight | 2.0 |
| Linkin Park Meteora | 3.5 |
| Anglagard Epilog | 4.0 |
| Anglagard Hybris | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Spider-Man | 2.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Kill Bill Vol. 2 Original Soundtrack | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Television) The Legend of Korra: Book One | 4.0 |
| Hole Live Through This | 4.5 |
| Babes In Toyland Fontanelle | 4.0 |
| Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come | 4.5 |
| Black Tongue Falsifier | 1.0 |
| Kenny G Breathless | 1.5 |
| Kansas Power | 2.5 |
| Kansas Drastic Measures | 1.5 |
| Kansas Monolith | 3.0 |
| Kansas Kansas | 4.0 |
| Kansas Audio-Visions | 4.0 |
| Prince The Very Best of Prince | 4.0 |
| Michael Jackson The Essential Michael Jackson | 4.0 |
| Boston Greatest Hits | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Ultramega OK | 3.5 |
| Soundgarden Louder Than Love | 4.0 |
| Weezer The Red Album | 2.0 |
| Ulver Wars of the Roses | 3.5 |
| Ulver Themes From William Blake's The Marriage of Heaven and Hell | 3.0 |
| Jack White Lazaretto | 2.5 |
The kind of album that makes me roll around in dirt or yodel to the sky while taking a shit in Jack White's mouth
because of this album's mediocrity
The kind of album that causes someone to create unpleasant, disgusting depictions of fecal acts to describe an
album's poor quality |
| George Gershwin Rhapsody in Blue | 4.5 |
| Melvins Bullhead | 4.5 |
| Nickelback Dark Horse | 1.5 |
| Savatage The Dungeons are Calling | 3.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor FāÆ AāÆ ā | 4.5 |
| Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VII: Original Soundtrack | 4.5 |
| Iced Earth Iced Earth | 3.0 |
| Iced Earth The Crucible of Man | 2.5 |
| Iced Earth The Dark Saga | 4.0 |
| Iced Earth Burnt Offerings | 4.5 |
| Iced Earth Something Wicked This Way Comes | 4.0 |
| Iced Earth Night of the Stormrider | 4.5 |
| Frank Zappa Apostrophe | 4.0 |
| Frank Zappa Jazz From Hell | 3.5 |
| Converge All We Love We Leave Behind | 4.0 |
| Converge Jane Doe | 4.5 |
| Splendora In the Grass | 4.5 |
| Jethro Tull Too Old To Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young To Die! | 3.0 |
| Jethro Tull War Child | 3.0 |
| Suicide Silence The Black Crown | 2.2 |
| Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed | 3.0 |
| Marvin Gaye What's Going On | 4.5 |
| Macklemore and Ryan Lewis VS. | 3.5 |
| Ian Anderson Thick as a Brick 2 | 3.5 |
| Ian Anderson The Secret Language of Birds | 3.5 |
| Sonic Youth Sister | 4.0 |
| Sonic Youth Daydream Nation | 4.5 |
| Helmet Aftertaste | 4.5 |
| Helmet Betty | 4.5 |
| Helmet Meantime | 4.5 |
| Helmet Strap It On | 4.6 |
| Metallica Metal Up Your Ass | 4.0 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience: The Complete Experience | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell | 4.5 |
| Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech | 4.0 |
| Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient | 2.5 |
| Gentle Giant King Biscuit Flower Hour Presents Gentle Giant | 4.5 |
| Kansas Masque | 4.0 |
| Kansas Leftoverture | 4.0 |
| Kansas Point of Know Return | 4.5 |
| The White Stripes White Blood Cells | 4.0 |
| The White Stripes Elephant | 4.0 |
| Jars Of Clay Much Afraid | 3.5 |
| Jars Of Clay Jars Of Clay | 4.0 |
| tobyMac Welcome to Diverse City | 3.0 |
| tobyMac Momentum | 3.0 |
| Coroner No More Color | 4.5 |
| Korn Issues | 3.0 |
| Korn Untouchables | 2.5 |
| Korn The Paradigm Shift | 3.0 |
| Korn The Path of Totality | 1.5 |
| Korn + dubstep = PopKorn |
| Korn Follow the Leader | 3.5 |
| Korn Life Is Peachy | 3.5 |
| Korn Korn | 4.5 |
| Coldplay Ghost Stories | 2.0 |
| Dc Talk Welcome to the Freak Show | 3.0 |
| Dc Talk Nu Thang | 3.0 |
| Dc Talk Dc Talk | 2.0 |
| Dc Talk Free at Last | 3.5 |
| Dc Talk Supernatural | 4.0 |
| Dc Talk Jesus Freak | 4.5 |
| Dc Talk Intermission | 4.5 |
| BABYMETAL BABYMETAL | 4.0 |
| This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier r"trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your rpleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can rkeep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably ryou guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been rdone probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's rever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest rthing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is rthe greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" rmetal. |
| Uyama Hiroto A Son of the Sun | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd Meddle | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd The Wall | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd Animals | 4.5 |
| Pink Floyd The Final Cut | 2.0 |
| Pink Floyd The Division Bell | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon | 4.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine | 4.0 |
| Periphery Periphery | 2.0 |
| Toxik Think This | 4.5 |
| Rush Rush in Rio | 4.5 |
| Imogen Heap I Megaphone | 3.5 |
| Complete Freedom Alpha | 3.5 |
| Trvth Black Horse Plague | 4.0 |
| Fantastic album, cap'n! Review coming tonight, and I'll be sure to give a very high mark to this thing. You deserve it =) |
| Naglfar Sheol | 4.0 |
| Naglfar Pariah | 4.0 |
| Motionless in White Creatures | 3.0 |
| Motionless in White Infamous | 2.5 |
| Men Without Hats Rhythm of Youth | 3.0 |
| Regina Spektor Begin To Hope EP | 4.0 |
| Ellie Goulding Lights | 3.5 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Kiss | 3.0 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Curiosity | 2.5 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Tug of War | 3.5 |
| Rush Feedback | 3.5 |
| Kevin Max Stereotype Be | 4.5 |
| Dexys Midnight Runners Don't Stand Me Down (Director's Cut) | 4.0 |
| Dexys Midnight Runners Searching for the Young Soul Rebels | 4.0 |
| Dexys Midnight Runners Too-Rye-Ay | 4.0 |
| Rules |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate | 3.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual | 4.0 |
| Ulver Blood Inside | 4.0 |
| October Falls The Womb of Primordial Nature | 4.0 |
| October Falls Marras | 4.0 |
| Kitaro Astral Voyage | 4.0 |
| Kitaro In Person | 4.5 |
| Robin Thicke Blurred Lines | 1.0 |
| Imogen Heap Ellipse | 4.0 |
| Imogen Heap Speak For Yourself | 4.7 |
| America America | 4.0 |
| Crotchduster Big Fat Box of Shit | 4.5 |
| Disturbed The Sickness | 3.0 |
| Hinder Take It to the Limit | 1.0 |
| Hinder Extreme Behavior | 1.5 |
| Lost Horizon A Flame to the Ground Beneath | 4.5 |
| The Moody Blues In Search of the Lost Chord | 4.0 |
| The Moody Blues Days of Future Passed | 4.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Future Games | 3.0 |
| Christina Grimmie With Love | 4.0 |
| Yes Yes | 3.0 |
| Yes Time and a Word | 3.5 |
| Yes The Yes Album | 4.0 |
| Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans | 3.5 |
| Yes Tormato | 2.5 |
| Yes Union | 2.5 |
| Yes Going for the One | 4.0 |
| Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool | 4.5 |
| https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=757564330929154&l=11e6fe0096 |
| Michael Jackson Michael | 2.0 |
| Michael Jackson Xscape | 3.5 |
| Van Canto A Storm to Come | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden The X Factor | 2.5 |
| Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark | 3.0 |
| Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying | 2.0 |
| Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son | 3.0 |
| Iron Maiden Piece of Mind | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast | 4.5 |
| Iron Maiden Iron Maiden | 4.0 |
| Oceano Depths | 1.5 |
| Oceano Contagion | 1.5 |
| Oceano Incisions | 1.0 |
| Rush Vapor Trails Remixed | 4.0 |
| Great White ...Twice Shy | 3.5 |
| Great White Once Bitten.... | 3.5 |
| Dokken Under Lock and Key | 4.0 |
| Dokken Erase The Slate | 4.0 |
| Dokken Tooth and Nail | 4.0 |
| Mariah Carey Mariah Carey | 3.5 |
| Mariah Carey Butterfly | 3.5 |
| Mariah Carey Daydream | 4.0 |
| The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I | 5.0 |
| Miley Cyrus The Time of Our Lives | 1.5 |
| Miley Cyrus Breakout | 1.5 |
| Selena Gomez When the Sun Goes Down | 2.5 |
| Selena Gomez Kiss & Tell | 2.0 |
| King Crimson THRAK | 4.0 |
| King Crimson The ConstruKction of Light | 2.0 |
| King Crimson Three of a Perfect Pair | 3.5 |
| King Crimson Beat | 3.5 |
| King Crimson Lizard | 4.0 |
| King Crimson Islands | 2.5 |
| King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon | 4.0 |
| King Crimson The Power to Believe | 4.0 |
| Enigma Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi! | 4.0 |
| Enigma The Cross of Changes | 4.5 |
| Enigma MCMXC a.D. | 4.0 |
| Angelfire Angelfire | 3.5 |
| Arcade Fire Neon Bible | 3.5 |
| Arcade Fire Funeral | 4.5 |
| Led Zeppelin How the West Was Won | 4.0 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland | 4.5 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love | 4.5 |
| Duran Duran Rio | 4.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac The Best of Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac | 4.0 |
| Primus Frizzle Fry | 4.5 |
| Primus Pork Soda | 4.0 |
| Swans The Seer | 2.5 |
| Swans To Be Kind | 2.0 |
Such album
Much swans
So hyperbole
Wow
But will there be riffs of truth??? |
| Hinder Welcome to the Freakshow | 1.0 |
| Hinder All American Nightmare | 1.0 |
| King's X Faith, Hope, Love | 4.0 |
| King's X Dogman | 4.0 |
| Death Angel The Ultra-Violence | 4.5 |
| Rush 2112 | 3.5 |
| Todd Terje It's Album Time | 4.0 |
| Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit | 3.5 |
| Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain | 4.0 |
| Agalloch The Mantle | 4.0 |
| Agalloch Pale Folklore | 4.7 |
| Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere | 3.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac The Pious Bird of Good Omen | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Tango in the Night | 3.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Say You Will | 3.0 |
| Tool 10,000 Days | 4.5 |
| Tool Undertow | 3.5 |
| Tool Ćnima | 4.0 |
| Marissa Nadler Little Hells | 4.0 |
| Marissa Nadler July | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack | 4.5 |
| How horny the carnifex in is the best yet the black dahlia murder and whitechapel when it comes to war I n heart attack |
| Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | 4.0 |
| Gojira Terra Incognita | 3.5 |
| Gojira The Link | 4.5 |
| Gojira The Way of All Flesh | 4.0 |
| Green Day 21st Century Breakdown | 1.5 |
| Suicide Silence The Cleansing | 3.2 |
| RIP Mitch, you are missed. 1 like = 1 motorcycle |
| Orthrelm OV | 4.0 |
| Orthrelm 2nd 18/04 & Norildivoth Crallos-Lomrixth Urthiln | 3.5 |
| The National Boxer | 4.0 |
| The National Trouble Will Find Me | 4.5 |
| Iggy Azalea The New Classic | 2.0 |
| She's an arrogant little shit with a big mouth and bad music. This album's inconsistency in terms of both mood and music is its biggest blunder, and no amount of forced charisma or semi-decent rapping can save that. Pass. |
| Cream Disraeli Gears | 4.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Mystery to Me | 3.0 |
| Lindsey Buckingham Out of the Cradle | 4.0 |
| James Brown Say It Loud, I'm Black And I'm Proud | 4.0 |
| Etta James Tell Mama | 4.5 |
| Alphaville Forever Young | 4.0 |
| a-ha East of the Sun, West of the Moon | 4.0 |
| a-ha Minor Earth Major Sky | 3.5 |
| Kate Bush The Sensual World | 4.0 |
| Kate Bush The Kick Inside | 4.0 |
| Florence and the Machine MTV Unplugged | 3.5 |
| Florence and the Machine Lungs: The B-Sides | 3.5 |
| Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey | 3.0 |
| Prince Parade | 4.0 |
| Prince Batman | 3.0 |
| Elton John Tumbleweed Connection | 4.0 |
| Elton John Madman Across the Water | 4.5 |
| Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | 4.5 |
| Billy Joel Turnstiles | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel River Of Dreams | 3.5 |
| Om Pilgrimage | 4.0 |
| She and Him Volume Two | 3.5 |
| She and Him Volume One | 4.0 |
| Pete Seeger American Industrial Ballads | 4.0 |
| Woody Guthrie This Land Is Your Land | 4.5 |
| The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound | 4.5 |
| The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten | 4.0 |
| The Hold Steady Separation Sunday | 4.0 |
| The Oh Hellos The Oh Hellos | 4.5 |
| X Japan Blue Blood | 4.0 |
| X Japan Vanishing Vision | 4.5 |
| X Japan Jealousy | 4.0 |
| Maroon 5 The B-Side Collection | 3.0 |
| Nick Drake Way to Blue: An Introduction to Nick Drake | 4.0 |
| Joni Mitchell Court and Spark | 4.0 |
| Joni Mitchell Turbulent Indigo | 3.5 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced | 4.7 |
| Coroner Punishment for Decadence | 4.5 |
| Coroner R.I.P. | 3.8 |
| Coroner Mental Vortex | 4.5 |
| Christina Grimmie Find Me | 3.5 |
| ( O_o) ( O___o) | 2.5 |
| It's almost worth the mounds of hyperbolic (O_o)s it receives |
| Ratt Invasion of Your Privacy | 4.0 |
| Ratt Out of the Cellar | 4.0 |
| Conrad Tao Voyages | 4.0 |
Fresh out of bed, I close my eyes and meditate. Memories both good and bad flood through my
mind, even as I'm trying to clear it. Nostalgia can be a powerful feeling whenever it
strikes, and it's no stranger to the process of reflection. On this day, I remember my past
failures and try to better myself now. My anger, my depression, everything welling up inside
of me has seemed to disappear; in its place, there's peace of mind, positive philosophies of
the world around me, and Conrad Tao's expressive piano playing. Times have changed, my
friends; it's time to go in peace and love. Listen to this album, give thanks to who those
who admire and respect you, and separate yourself from the crowd. You, my fellow music
listener, are an individual. |
| Mastodon Blood Mountain | 3.0 |
| Gorguts Obscura | 4.5 |
| Wintersun Wintersun | 4.5 |
| Wintersun Time I | 2.5 |
| Devin Townsend Project Epicloud | 3.0 |
"As far as I'm concerned, Lady Gaga has 5 dicks, a vagina the size of the grand canyon, and an ass with a surface that looks like the moon" -InfidelAmsterdam
This is totally gonna rule |
| Devin Townsend Project Ki | 4.0 |
| Devin Townsend Project Addicted | 3.5 |
| Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction | 3.0 |
| The staff seem to hate Townsend when he's not in Strapping Young Lad. What a shame. |
| Devin Townsend Project Ghost | 5.0 |
| Rainbow Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow | 4.0 |
| Rainbow Rising | 4.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Mr. Wonderful | 2.5 |
| Alicia Keys Unplugged | 3.5 |
| Wicked Wisdom Wicked Wisdom | 2.5 |
| The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation | 4.0 |
| Dio Dream Evil | 4.0 |
| DJ Shadow The Less You Know, the Better | 3.0 |
| Portishead Portishead | 4.0 |
| Massive Attack Blue Lines | 4.0 |
| Alicia Keys The Diary of Alicia Keys | 4.0 |
| Alicia Keys Girl on Fire | 3.0 |
| Sinead O'Connor Universal Mother | 3.5 |
| Sinead O'Connor How About I Be Me (And You Be You)? | 4.0 |
| Justin Bieber Believe | 2.0 |
| Justin Bieber Under the Mistletoe | 1.5 |
| Justin Bieber My World | 1.0 |
| Justin Bieber My World 2.0 | 1.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Tusk | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Bare Trees | 3.5 |
| Prince The Black Album | 3.5 |
| Sonny Rollins Saxophone Colossus | 4.5 |
| Cher Believe | 3.0 |
| Cher All I Really Want to Do | 3.0 |
| Katy Perry One of the Boys | 2.0 |
| Katy Perry Teenage Dream | 2.3 |
| Katy Perry Prism | 3.0 |
| Kesha Cannibal | 2.5 |
| Shakira Pies Descalzos | 3.7 |
| Shakira ĀæDĆ³nde EstĆ”n los Ladrones? | 4.0 |
| Shakira Grandes Exitos | 3.5 |
| Pink M!ssundaztood | 3.0 |
| Steve Perry Street Talk | 4.0 |
| Boston Life, Love & Hope | 1.5 |
| Listening to Boston's newest work after hearing their classic material is like having your girlfriend lovingly stroke your genitals and then promptly eating them. Promising start, leading to painful bloody regret |
| Boston Corporate America | 2.0 |
| Boston Walk On | 3.0 |
| Boston Third Stage | 3.5 |
| Boston Don't Look Back | 4.0 |
| Boston Boston | 4.5 |
| Journey Eclipse | 3.0 |
| Journey Dream, After Dream | 4.0 |
| Journey Frontiers | 4.0 |
| Stevie Nicks The Wild Heart | 4.0 |
| Stevie Nicks Bella Donna | 4.0 |
| The Who Who's Next | 4.5 |
| The Who Quadrophenia | 4.5 |
| Venom The Waste Lands | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Kiln House | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Then Play On | 4.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Rumours | 5.0 |
| When I began to listen to this record for the very first time, I was so certain that it would collapse under the hyperbolic acclaim it garners and fall below my expectations. However, the more I listened to it, the better it got. Every single song is at least great and the track placement couldn't be more perfect. Also contributing to the record's quality is the fact that the Nicks/Buckingham and McVie/McVie/Fleetwood (the former are from America and the latter from Britain) groups somehow perfectly melded their drastically different styles together into a cohesive whole. Thus, you get a great mix of folk rock, soft rock, hard rock, blues, pop, and multiple other styles. And then there's the lyrical content, primarily inspired by the band's relationship tensions reaching their boiling points. This leads to some very bitter banter between band members over the course of multiple tracks, but the silver linings ensure that things aren't all negative and that the band had the strength to pull through despite their differences. Overall, Rumours is an album of the highest quality. If I could give it a 50/5, I would without hesitation. One of my Top 5 favorite albums for sure. |
| Immolation Close to a World Below | 4.7 |
| John Coltrane Blue Train | 4.5 |
| The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North | 4.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence | 4.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me Alaska | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Domination | 3.8 |
| Morbid Angel Abominations of Desolation | 4.0 |
| Usher Looking 4 Myself | 3.0 |
| Usher Here I Stand | 2.5 |
| Kate Nash Made of Bricks | 3.5 |
| Kate Nash My Best Friend Is You | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Music & Me | 3.0 |
| Michael Jackson Forever Michael | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Dangerous | 3.5 |
| Prince Lovesexy | 3.5 |
| Prince Prince | 3.5 |
| Kate Nash Girl Talk | 4.0 |
| Kamelot The Black Halo | 4.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist | 2.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1 | 1.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 2 | 1.5 |
| Black Label Society Catacombs of the Black Vatican | 4.2 |
| Judas Priest Killing Machine | 4.0 |
| Jethro Tull Songs from the Wood | 4.0 |
| Dream Theater Dream Theater | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory | 4.5 |
| Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith | 4.0 |
| King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 4.5 |
| Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream | 2.0 |
| Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever | 1.5 |
| Children of Bodom Blooddrunk | 1.5 |
| Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll | 3.0 |
| Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet? | 3.0 |
| Children of Bodom Something Wild | 4.5 |
| Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper | 4.5 |
| Paramore All We Know Is Falling | 4.0 |
| Paramore Brand New Eyes | 4.5 |
| Paramore Riot! | 4.5 |
| Paramore Paramore | 4.0 |
| El Grupo Nuevo de Omar Rodriguez Lopez Cryptomnesia | 2.0 |
| Morbid Saint Spectrum of Death | 4.5 |
| The Oh Hellos Through The Deep, Dark Valley | 4.5 |
| Queensryche Q2K | 2.0 |
| Queensryche Tribe | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime II | 2.5 |
| Queensryche American Soldier | 3.0 |
| Queensryche Hear in the Now Frontier | 2.5 |
| Queensryche Rage for Order | 4.0 |
| Queensryche Promised Land | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Queensryche | 4.5 |
| Emmure Speaker Of The Dead | 2.0 |
| Emmure Eternal Enemies | 1.5 |
| Bring your junz to school |
| Emmure The Respect Issue | 2.0 |
| Theory of a Deadman Gasoline | 2.5 |
| Theory of a Deadman Scars and Souvenirs | 2.0 |
| Theory of a Deadman Theory of a Deadman | 3.5 |
| Theory of a Deadman The Truth Is... | 1.0 |
| Gojira From Mars to Sirius | 3.5 |
| Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription | 4.5 |
| Anata The Conductor's Departure | 4.0 |
| Def Leppard Pyromania | 4.5 |
| Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine | 2.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac | 4.3 |
| Devin Townsend Terria | 4.5 |
| Yes Drama | 4.0 |
| Macy Gray The Sellout | 3.0 |
| Macy Gray Big | 3.0 |
| Macy Gray The Id | 3.5 |
| Macy Gray On How Life Is | 4.0 |
| Lacuna Coil Broken Crown Halo | 2.4 |
| Lacuna Coil Unleashed Memories | 3.5 |
| Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds | 2.0 |
| Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire | 2.0 |
| Pearl Jam Yield | 3.5 |
| Pearl Jam No Code | 3.5 |
| Pearl Jam Vitalogy | 3.5 |
| Bob Dylan Bob Dylan | 3.5 |
| Bob Dylan Another Side of Bob Dylan | 4.0 |
| Bob Dylan The Times They Are A-Changin' | 4.5 |
| Bob Dylan Desire | 4.0 |
| Bob Dylan Modern Times | 3.5 |
| Bob Dylan Dylan | 2.4 |
| Enya The Very Best Of Enya | 3.5 |
| Enya Paint The Sky With Stars | 4.5 |
| Enya Amarantine | 3.0 |
| Yanni Chameleon Days | 4.0 |
| The Strokes Room on Fire | 4.0 |
| The Strokes Is This It | 4.0 |
| Steel Panther Hole Patrol | 3.5 |
| Steel Panther Balls Out | 4.0 |
| Steel Panther Feel the Steel | 4.5 |
| Gentle Giant The Missing Piece | 2.5 |
| Gentle Giant Civilian | 3.0 |
| Gentle Giant Interview | 3.0 |
| Gentle Giant Free Hand | 3.5 |
| Gentle Giant Gentle Giant | 3.5 |
| Gentle Giant Three Friends | 4.0 |
| Gentle Giant Giant for a Day | 2.0 |
| Gentle Giant Acquiring the Taste | 4.0 |
| Gentle Giant In a Glass House | 4.0 |
| Gentle Giant The Power and the Glory | 4.7 |
| Gentle Giant Octopus | 4.2 |
| Tourniquet Where Moth and Rust Destroy | 3.8 |
| Tourniquet Vanishing Lessons | 3.5 |
| Nickelback All the Right Reasons | 3.0 |
| Nickelback Silver Side Up | 3.5 |
| Nickelback Here and Now | 1.5 |
| Nickelback Curb | 3.0 |
| Anthrax Sound of White Noise | 3.5 |
| Anthrax We've Come for You All | 3.0 |
| Anthrax Volume 8: The Threat Is Real | 2.5 |
| Anthrax Stomp 442 | 2.0 |
| Haken The Mountain | 4.0 |
| Haken Aquarius | 2.5 |
| Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion | 3.0 |
| Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You | 1.5 |
| Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe | 4.5 |
| Nitro O.F.R. | 4.0 |
| Heathen Victims of Deception | 4.6 |
| Van Halen Van Halen | 4.0 |
| Van Halen Women and Children First | 3.5 |
| Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy | 3.5 |
| Porcupine Tree We Lost the Skyline | 4.0 |
| Blackfield Blackfield | 4.0 |
| Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion | 4.0 |
| Steven Wilson Grace for Drowning | 4.0 |
| Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories) | 4.0 |
| M.I.A. Maya | 3.0 |
| M.I.A. Arular | 3.5 |
| Shakira Fijacion Oral Vol. 1 | 4.0 |
| Shakira Sale El Sol | 3.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Diamonds in the Rough | 3.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Warmness on the Soul | 3.0 |
| Neuraxis Truth Beyond... | 3.5 |
| Neuraxis Trilateral Progression | 4.0 |
| Neuraxis Imagery | 3.0 |
| Taylor Swift Beautiful Eyes | 3.0 |
| Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon | 4.0 |
| Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky | 4.5 |
| Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger | 4.5 |
| Blur Parklife | 4.0 |
| Blur Modern Life Is Rubbish | 4.0 |
| The Stone Roses The Stone Roses | 4.5 |
| Oasis Dig Out Your Soul | 2.0 |
| Oasis Don't Believe the Truth | 2.0 |
| Oasis Heathen Chemistry | 2.0 |
| Oasis Standing on the Shoulder of Giants | 2.0 |
| Oasis Be Here Now | 2.5 |
| Oasis Definitely Maybe | 2.5 |
| Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory? | 3.0 |
| Avril Lavigne Goodbye Lullaby | 2.5 |
| Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne | 2.0 |
| Great, it's not even Halloween yet and the goth drag show has already returned. Fuck it, I'm out |
| Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing | 3.0 |
| Avril Lavigne Under My Skin | 3.5 |
| Avril Lavigne Let Go | 4.0 |
| Kelly Clarkson Stronger | 3.0 |
| Kelly Clarkson All I Ever Wanted | 3.0 |
| The Jackson 5 ABC | 4.0 |
| Michael Jackson Got to Be There | 3.5 |
| Prince Dirty Mind | 4.0 |
| Prince LOtUSFLOW3R | 3.0 |
| Katatonia Dance of December Souls | 4.0 |
| Katatonia Brave Murder Day | 4.0 |
| Katatonia Discouraged Ones | 4.0 |
| Katatonia Tonight's Decision | 3.5 |
| Katatonia Night Is the New Day | 3.5 |
| Shakira Oral Fixation Vol. 2 | 3.5 |
| Shakira She Wolf | 3.0 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island | 3.0 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 3.0 |
| Leonard Cohen Songs of Love and Hate | 4.5 |
| Leonard Cohen Songs of Leonard Cohen | 4.0 |
| The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium | 4.0 |
| Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity | 3.0 |
| M.I.A. Matangi | 4.0 |
| M.I.A. Kala | 4.5 |
| Shakira Shakira. | 4.0 |
| Dood you rated this higher than Symbolic what the fuck is wrong with you yadda yadda etc |
| Steel Panther All You Can Eat | 4.7 |
| Oh hellyeah, can't wait m/ |
| Pestilence Consuming Impulse | 4.5 |
| Death Scream Bloody Gore | 3.0 |
| This is caveman metal. It's primitive and it just damn puts me to sleep! |
| All That Remains A War You Cannot Win | 1.5 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Tarkus | 4.0 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 4.5 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Pictures at an Exhibition | 3.5 |
| Flo Rida R.O.O.T.S. | 2.0 |
| Morbid Angel Formulas Fatal to the Flesh | 4.0 |
| Children of Bodom Hatebreeder | 4.7 |
| Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy Primordial | 1.5 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Horrorscension | 2.0 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Skullgrid | 4.0 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning | 4.0 |
| The Pogues Hell's Ditch | 3.5 |
| The Pogues Rum Sodomy & the Lash | 4.0 |
| The Pogues If I Should Fall from Grace with God | 4.5 |
| Anthrax State of Euphoria | 3.5 |
| Anthrax Worship Music | 4.0 |
| Anthrax Spreading the Disease | 4.0 |
| Anthrax Fistful of Metal | 3.5 |
| Anthrax Among the Living | 4.5 |
| Tourniquet Stop the Bleeding | 4.0 |
| Tourniquet Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance | 4.0 |
| Skrillex Make It Bun Dem After Hours | 1.0 |
| Janelle Monae Metropolis: The Chase Suite | 4.0 |
| Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid | 4.5 |
| Enya And Winter Came... | 3.0 |
| Yanni Out of Silence | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse | 3.8 |
| Meshuggah I | 4.0 |
| Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Lick My Decals Off, Baby | 4.0 |
| Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Safe As Milk | 4.0 |
| Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica | 1.0 |
| Years later and it still manages to rape the ears. Avoid this vile shit stain at all costs |
| Sinead O'Connor I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got | 4.0 |
| Sinead O'Connor The Lion And The Cobra | 4.5 |
| Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed | 1.5 |
| Miley Cyrus Bangerz | 2.0 |
My goal is not to wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate because I was
forced to listen to Miley's bloody aural rape in my teens. |
| Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here | 5.0 |
| Winger Winger | 3.7 |
| Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction | 2.3 |
| Zombie Testicles Zombie Testicles | 3.6 |
| AOTY, no exceptions |
| Ruins Mandala 2000 | 4.0 |
| Ruins Tzomborgha | 4.0 |
| Waking The Cadaver Demo | 1.0 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience - 2 of 2 | 3.0 |
| Carcass Reek of Putrefaction | 4.0 |
| Carcass Heartwork | 4.5 |
| Carcass Surgical Steel | 4.5 |
| At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul | 3.8 |
| Lana Del Rey Lana Del Ray a.k.a Lizzy Grant | 3.0 |
| Madonna Madonna | 4.0 |
| Justin Vernon Hazeltons | 3.5 |
| Ellie Goulding Halcyon | 4.0 |
| Alex Skolnick Trio Veritas | 4.0 |
| Daft Punk Musique Vol. 1 (1993-2005) | 3.5 |
| Miles Davis In a Silent Way | 4.5 |
| Miles Davis Jack Johnson | 4.0 |
| Edvard Grieg Peer Gynt, Op. 23 | 4.5 |
| Lady Gaga Artpop | 3.0 |
More like Shitpop!!!
Am I original yet??? |
| Maroon 5 Overexposed | 1.5 |
| Overexposed to shit-ass songwriting, sure |
| Maroon 5 Hands All Over | 2.5 |
| Maroon 5 It Won't Be Soon Before Long | 3.0 |
| Maroon 5 Songs About Jane | 3.5 |
| Aretha Franklin I Never Loved A Man The Way I Love You | 4.5 |
| Janelle Monae The Audition | 3.5 |
| Usher Confessions | 3.5 |
| Usher Raymond v. Raymond | 3.0 |
| Justin Timberlake Justified | 2.5 |
| Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds | 3.5 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience | 4.6 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Phenomenon | 4.0 |
| Blotted Science The Machinations of Dementia | 4.5 |
| DragonForce The Power Within | 3.5 |
| Too many dragons |
| DragonForce Inhuman Rampage | 3.0 |
| DragonForce Sonic Firestorm | 3.0 |
| DragonForce Valley of the Damned | 4.0 |
| Issues Issues | 1.0 |
| Pharrell Williams G I R L | 3.5 |
| Drake Take Care | 3.5 |
| Venom At War with Satan | 2.5 |
| Venom Black Metal | 2.0 |
| Venom Welcome to Hell | 2.0 |
| Billy Joel Cold Spring Harbor | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel Glass Houses | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel 52nd Street | 4.0 |
| Billy Joel Piano Man | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor 11:11 | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor Far | 4.0 |
| Fantomas FantƓmas | 3.5 |
| Fantomas Suspended Animation | 4.0 |
| Fantomas DelƬrium CĆ²rdia | 4.0 |
| Fantomas The Director's Cut | 4.0 |
| Death Leprosy | 3.5 |
| Obituary Cause of Death | 4.5 |
| Obituary Slowly We Rot | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Jade Cocoon | 4.8 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Mega Man X5 | 4.5 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) MegaMan Legends | 4.0 |
| Possessed Seven Churches | 4.5 |
| Kelly Clarkson Thankful | 2.5 |
| Kelly Clarkson My December | 4.0 |
| Kelly Clarkson Breakaway | 4.5 |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory | 3.5 |
| Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses | 3.5 |
| Slipknot Iowa | 4.0 |
| Slipknot Slipknot | 4.0 |
| Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat. | 3.5 |
| Rush Clockwork Angels | 4.5 |
oh hai KILL
this is the pinnacle of the artsy fartsy |
| Rush Snakes & Arrows | 3.5 |
| Rush Vapor Trails | 3.5 |
| Rush Test for Echo | 3.0 |
| Rush Counterparts | 4.0 |
| Rush Roll the Bones | 4.0 |
| Rush Presto | 3.0 |
| Rush Hold Your Fire | 3.0 |
| Rush Power Windows | 4.0 |
| Rush Grace Under Pressure | 4.5 |
| Crispin Glover The Big Problem ā The Solution. The Solution = Let | 4.5 |
| so weird and so damn good |
| Daniel Johnston 1990 | 4.0 |
| Daniel Johnston Songs of Pain | 4.0 |
| The Shaggs Philosophy of the World | 4.0 |
| Simon and Garfunkel Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme | 4.5 |
| Simon and Garfunkel Bridge Over Troubled Water | 4.5 |
| Simon and Garfunkel Sounds of Silence | 4.5 |
| Necrophagist Requiems of Festered Gore | 2.5 |
| Alicia Keys As I Am | 3.5 |
| Alicia Keys Songs in A Minor | 4.5 |
| Norah Jones Featuring Norah Jones | 3.5 |
| Pearl Jam Vs. | 4.0 |
| Pearl Jam Lightning Bolt | 4.0 |
| Pearl Jam Ten | 4.5 |
| Stone Temple Pilots No. 4 | 3.0 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop | 3.5 |
| Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black | 4.5 |
| Nevermore Enemies Of Reality | 4.0 |
| Nevermore This Godless Endeavor | 4.0 |
| Dream Theater Falling into Infinity | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Systematic Chaos | 2.0 |
| Dream Theater Train of Thought | 4.0 |
| Dream Theater Octavarium | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Awake | 4.5 |
| Dream Theater Images and Words | 4.5 |
| The triggered percussion in conjunction with the soothing sounds of the soprano sax ignite my imagination like a tiger who defends his young from the ferocity of the Australian Tasmanian Devil. Whenever my ears experience the majesty of Learning to Live, I like to pretend that I am a little toddler whose living is truly learning. This album is the King Richard III of progressive metal. This is the winter of our discontent from trying to air drum to odd time signatures and polyrhythms! |
| Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite | 3.0 |
| Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn of Events | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Black Clouds and Silver Linings | 3.0 |
| Iron Maiden Killers | 4.0 |
| Pinkly Smooth Unfortunate Snort | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Disney) The Hunchback of Notre Dame | 4.7 |
| Soundtrack (Disney) Mulan | 4.3 |
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT THE HUNS... "HUAH!!!" |
| Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated | 2.5 |
| Children of Bodom Halo of Blood | 4.0 |
| Holy shit, this is actually a good CoB album! O.o |
| Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) | 4.5 |
| Haken Visions | 2.5 |
| Giant Squid Metridium Fields | 4.5 |
| Haggard Awaking the Centuries | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Down on the Upside | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden King Animal | 3.5 |
| Soundgarden Badmotorfinger | 4.5 |
| Soundgarden Superunknown | 4.5 |
| Nas STILLmatic | 4.0 |
| The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning | 1.0 |
| The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies) | 2.0 |
| IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE |
| Amy Winehouse Frank | 3.5 |
| Savatage Streets: A Rock Opera | 4.0 |
| Savatage The Wake of Magellan | 4.5 |
| Savatage Hall of the Mountain King | 3.5 |
| Savatage Sirens | 4.5 |
| Savatage Fight for the Rock | 1.5 |
| Morbid Angel Heretic | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Covenant | 4.5 |
| Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus | 2.0 |
| Morbid Angel Altars of Madness | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick | 4.0 |
| a-ha 25 | 4.5 |
| a-ha Analogue | 3.5 |
| a-ha Foot of the Mountain | 4.0 |
| a-ha Hunting High and Low | 4.0 |
| Joni Mitchell For the Roses | 4.0 |
| Animal Collective Campfire Songs | 3.5 |
| Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion | 4.5 |
| DJ Shadow The Outsider | 2.5 |
| DJ Shadow The Private Press | 3.5 |
| Bjork Selmasongs | 4.0 |
| Frightened Rabbit Pedestrian Verse | 4.0 |
| Frightened Rabbit The Midnight Organ Fight | 4.5 |
| Radiohead The Bends | 4.0 |
| Radiohead Pablo Honey | 3.0 |
| Radiohead The King of Limbs | 3.5 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Fire of Unknown Origin | 4.0 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Cultƶsaurus Erectus | 4.0 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Secret Treaties | 4.5 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Tyranny and Mutation | 4.0 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Blue Ćyster Cult | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath 13 | 4.0 |
| Ok never mind, this shit actually rules m/ |
| Apator Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan | 4.5 |
| Bon Jovi Bon Jovi | 3.0 |
| Frederic Chopin Piano Sonata No. 3, Op. 58 | 4.0 |
| Frederic Chopin Piano Concerto No. 2 in F minor, Op. 21 | 4.5 |
| Kate Bush 50 Words for Snow | 4.0 |
| Nile Annihilation of the Wicked | 4.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis | 4.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity | 5.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works | 4.5 |
| Weezer Raditude | 1.0 |
| Weezer Weezer | 4.5 |
| Weezer Pinkerton | 2.0 |
| Prince Controversy | 4.0 |
| Prince Sign o' the Times | 4.5 |
| Elliott Smith Roman Candle | 4.0 |
| Elliott Smith Either/Or | 4.0 |
| Jeff Buckley Grace (Legacy Edition) | 4.5 |
| Jeff Buckley Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk | 4.0 |
| Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down | 5.0 |
| Katatonia Viva Emptiness | 4.5 |
| Katatonia The Great Cold Distance | 4.0 |
| Katatonia Dead End Kings | 4.5 |
| A happy Noctus makes me a happy Necro :3 |
| Snow White's Poison Bite Dr. Gruesome And The Gruesome Gory Horror Show | 1.5 |
| Black Dice Creature Comforts | 3.5 |
| Black Dice Broken Ear Record | 3.5 |
| Necrophagist Necrophagist | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden The Final Frontier | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden Powerslave | 4.0 |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67 | 4.5 |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125 | 4.5 |
| Metallica Beyond Magnetic | 3.5 |
| Oingo Boingo So-Lo | 3.5 |
| Oingo Boingo Boi-ngo | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Risk | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Cryptic Writings | 3.0 |
| Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What! | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good! | 4.0 |
| Anacrusis Screams and Whispers | 4.0 |
| Anacrusis Manic Impressions | 4.0 |
| Nervosa Victim of Yourself | 2.5 |
| Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late | 1.5 |
| Dio Killing the Dragon | 3.8 |
| Dio The Last in Line | 3.7 |
| Dio Holy Diver | 2.0 |
| I love Ronnie James Dio for sure, but I acknowledge when something is crap. This is boring, generic hard rock that's somehow considered heavy metal... and considered a metal masterpiece at that. I only gave Symbolic a 3.5 and Obzen a 1.5 (now a 1), but I can still see how other people would love those records. This is one of those few records where I not only don't understand the heaps of praise, but perhaps I never will. I love Dio in Black Sabbath and Rainbow, but this is so boring and bland. I don't care about any talk about how "it's all about the riffz" or the "whole thing goes hard, agreed." Dio's vocals aren't the problem here, it's the damn music. |
| Sufjan Stevens Illinois | 4.2 |
| Antonio Vivaldi The Four Seasons | 4.5 |
| Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32 | 4.7 |
| Haggard Tales of Ithiria | 3.0 |
| Haggard And Thou Shalt Trust the Seer | 4.5 |
| This shit is fucking butch |
| Haggard Eppur si muove | 4.5 |
| Miranda Lambert Revolution | 3.3 |
| Kacey Musgraves Same Trailer Different Park | 4.0 |
| Deadmau5 >album title goes here< | 2.0 |
| Deadmau5 Random Album Title | 3.5 |
| Deadmau5 Get Scraped | 3.5 |
| Frank Sinatra Come Fly With Me | 4.0 |
| Frank Sinatra In The Wee Small Hours | 4.5 |
| Elvis Presley Elvis Presley | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Let It Be | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Abbey Road | 4.5 |
| The Beatles The Beatles | 3.0 |
| The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour | 2.5 |
| The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Revolver | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Rubber Soul | 4.7 |
| The Beatles Help! | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Yellow Submarine | 2.5 |
| The Beatles Beatles for Sale | 3.5 |
| The Beatles A Hard Day's Night | 4.0 |
| The Beatles With the Beatles | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Please Please Me | 3.5 |
| Arab on Radar Yahweh or the Highway | 3.5 |
| Boredoms Soul Discharge | 4.0 |
| Lightning Bolt Earthly Delights | 3.5 |
| Lightning Bolt Hypermagic Mountain | 4.0 |
| Lightning Bolt Wonderful Rainbow | 4.0 |
| Lightning Bolt Ride The Skies | 4.0 |
| Lightning Bolt Lightning Bolt | 4.5 |
| I love this shit, gonna review it soon m/ |
| Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites | 2.5 |
| Skrillex Bangarang | 2.0 |
| Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites | 2.0 |
| It sounds like androids fucking. I mean, I'm a pretty open-minded guy and I'd be down to try and fuck a robot, but I don't believe Sonny represents this act very well... not that I'd know... |
| King Crimson Discipline | 4.0 |
| King Crimson Starless and Bible Black | 3.5 |
| King Crimson Red | 4.7 |
| Daft Punk Tron: Legacy | 3.5 |
| Bathory Blood Fire Death | 4.4 |
| Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark | 4.0 |
| Bathory Bathory | 4.5 |
| Survivor Vital Signs | 3.5 |
| Survivor Eye of the Tiger | 3.5 |
| Vangelis Blade Runner Soundtrack | 4.0 |
| Kitaro The Light of the Spirit | 4.0 |
| Kitaro Full Moon Story | 4.5 |
| Yanni Optimystique | 4.5 |
| Yanni Truth of Touch | 4.0 |
| Enya Enya (The Celts) | 3.5 |
| Enya The Memory of Trees | 4.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold | 1.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen | 4.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare | 3.5 |
| Dusty Springfield Dusty in Memphis | 4.5 |
| Amy Winehouse Back to Black | 4.0 |
| Earl and Raine The Quest | 4.0 |
| The Civil Wars Unplugged On VH1 | 3.0 |
| Bob Dylan Bringing It All Back Home | 4.7 |
| Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks | 4.5 |
| Bob Dylan Blonde on Blonde | 4.0 |
| Bob Dylan The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan | 4.0 |
| Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited | 4.5 |
| Bob Dylan Christmas in the Heart | 3.0 |
| Bob Dylan Tempest | 4.0 |
| At the Drive-In Acrobatic Tenement | 3.5 |
| At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out | 4.0 |
| John Butler Trio Sunrise Over Sea | 4.5 |
| John Butler Trio John Butler | 4.0 |
| Woody Guthrie Dust Bowl Ballads | 4.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Coda | 2.5 |
| Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door | 3.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Presence | 3.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy | 3.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti | 3.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV | 4.5 |
| Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space | 4.5 |
| Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage | 4.5 |
| Mechuggah |
| Anthrax Persistence of Time | 4.0 |
| Supercell Today is a Beautiful Day | 4.3 |
| Oingo Boingo Dark At the End of the Tunnel | 3.5 |
| Seal Seal II | 4.5 |
| Seal Seal | 4.5 |
| So-Cal Rocket Dynamics Too Bad She Won't Live | 4.0 |
| Mudvayne L.D. 50 | 4.0 |
| Mudvayne Lost and Found | 3.5 |
| Right Said Fred Up | 4.0 |
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that? |
| Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet | 4.5 |
| Porcupine Tree Deadwing | 4.5 |
| Porcupine Tree The Incident | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree In Absentia | 4.5 |
| Pantera I Am the Night | 2.0 |
| Pantera Reinventing the Steel | 3.5 |
| Pantera Far Beyond Driven | 3.5 |
| Pantera Power Metal | 3.5 |
| Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill | 4.5 |
| Pantera Vulgar Display of Power | 4.0 |
| Pantera Projects in the Jungle | 2.0 |
| Slayer Undisputed Attitude | 3.0 |
| Slayer Christ Illusion | 3.5 |
| Slayer Diabolus in Musica | 2.5 |
| Slayer God Hates Us All | 2.5 |
| Slayer World Painted Blood | 2.5 |
| Slayer Divine Intervention | 3.0 |
| The Faceless Planetary Duality | 4.0 |
| The Faceless Autotheism | 2.0 |
| I can fit a tire inside my ass |
| The Faceless Akeldama | 4.5 |
| King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic | 3.5 |
| Larks' Tongues in Ass Dick!!! |
| Deerhoof Halfbird | 3.5 |
| Deerhoof Milk Man | 5.0 |
| Queen Queen's First E.P. | 2.5 |
| Ulver Perdition City | 3.5 |
| Ulver Nattens Madrigal | 4.8 |
| luv. truth. this is luv, real luv, between me and fuzz. buzz. buzzing guitars and dark sounds. loud noises. buzz and fuzz I make luv to. faith. such faith I feel in fantasy and nights away from america. norway is where my luv lies, squirting like a blunderbuss, you give luv, I bring la revolucion. not like french peeps, like norwegian peeps; it was a figure of speech, alrighty? luv's back in style and ulver's in the game. proud and loud, my peeps |
| Ulver Kveldssanger | 4.5 |
| Ulver Shadows of the Sun | 4.5 |
| Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler | 4.0 |
| Beck Sea Change | 4.0 |
| Norah Jones The Fall | 3.5 |
| Norah Jones Feels Like Home | 4.0 |
| Norah Jones Not Too Late | 2.5 |
| Norah Jones Come Away with Me | 4.0 |
| N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton | 4.5 |
| Michael Jackson Invincible | 3.0 |
| Michael Jackson Ben | 3.5 |
| Prince 1999 | 4.5 |
| Prince Purple Rain | 4.5 |
| Voivod Angel Rat | 3.5 |
| Voivod Infini | 3.5 |
| Voivod Katorz | 3.0 |
| Voivod Negatron | 2.5 |
| Voivod Voivod | 3.0 |
| Voivod The Outer Limits | 4.0 |
| Voivod Nothingface | 4.5 |
| Voivod Dimension Hatrƶss | 4.5 |
| Voivod Phobos | 4.0 |
| Voivod Target Earth | 4.0 |
| Voivod Killing Technology | 4.5 |
| Voivod RRRĆĆĆAAARRR | 3.5 |
| Voivod War and Pain | 3.5 |
| Vektor Outer Isolation | 4.0 |
| Oingo Boingo Dead Man's Party | 4.0 |
| Cee Lo Green The Lady Killer | 4.0 |
| Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction (Re-issue) | 4.5 |
| Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction | 4.8 |
| Necrophagist's masterpiece. It might sound like wankery to some, but I argue that it works perfectly in the context of the music. Most of the time, the "wank" fits right in with the music rather than sounding out of place or showoff-ish. Plus, the compositions are just wonderful. Brutal death metal mixes with elements of tech death, neoclassical, and progressive metal... all with a beautifully melancholic edge that brings out a level of emotion that most technical death metal acts would sacrifice for technique. For instance, "To Breathe in a Casket" gives the listener a genuine feeling of paranoia and overall fear that relates to its titular subject matter, and "Mutilate the Stillborn" fits its own title with one of the most brutal tunes on the entire thing. Overall, Onset of Putrefaction is a death metal and progressive metal masterpiece |
| Necrophagist Epitaph | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Stained Class | 4.5 |
| Alice in Chains Sap | 3.0 |
| Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty | 4.0 |
| Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse | 4.0 |
| Bert Jansch Bert Jansch | 4.0 |
| Coldplay Parachutes | 3.5 |
| Coldplay Mylo Xyloto | 2.5 |
| Coldplay X&Y | 2.5 |
| Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends | 3.0 |
| Momoiro Clover Z Battle and Romance | 4.0 |
| Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Revolution | 4.5 |
| Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Nandacollection | 4.0 |
| Styx Equinox | 3.5 |
| Styx The Grand Illusion | 4.0 |
| Styx Crystal Ball | 4.0 |
| Styx The Serpent Is Rising | 2.5 |
| Styx Kilroy Was Here | 2.5 |
| Joni Mitchell Hejira | 4.5 |
| Joni Mitchell Clouds | 4.0 |
| Joni Mitchell Blue | 5.0 |
| Kreator Extreme Aggression | 4.0 |
| Kreator Endless Pain | 4.5 |
| Kreator Pleasure to Kill | 5.0 |
| Kreator Coma of Souls | 4.0 |
| Quasi Featuring "Birds" | 4.7 |
| One of the most underrated pop/rock records of all time, simple as that. |
| Big Black Atomizer | 4.0 |
| Big Black Songs About Fucking | 4.5 |
| There Will Be Fireworks There Will Be Fireworks | 3.5 |
| There Will Be Fireworks The Dark, Dark Bright | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Koloss | 3.5 |
| Fade's legacy lives on. |
| St. Vincent St. Vincent | 4.3 |
| Antestor Martyrium | 4.5 |
| Mortification Mortification | 4.0 |
| Mortification Scrolls of the Megilloth | 4.5 |
| Shiina Ringo Sanmon Gossip | 4.5 |
| Shiina Ringo Heisei Fuuzoku | 4.0 |
| Shiina Ringo Kalk Samen Kuri no Hana | 4.5 |
| Shiina Ringo Muzai Moratorium | 4.5 |
| Fantastic stuff |
| Shiina Ringo Shouso Strip | 5.0 |
| Objectively the best album ever made. If you disagree, you're wrong :D |
| Oingo Boingo Boingo | 4.5 |
| Oingo Boingo Good for Your Soul | 4.0 |
| Oingo Boingo Nothing to Fear | 4.5 |
| Oingo Boingo Only a Lad | 4.5 |
| Skillet Awake | 2.5 |
| Skillet Rise | 2.5 |
| Skillet Hey You, I Love Your Soul | 2.0 |
| Skillet Collide | 4.0 |
| Skillet Comatose | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Disney) Frozen: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack | 3.0 |
| Judas Priest Painkiller | 4.5 |
| Opeth Deliverance | 2.0 |
| Opeth Ghost Reveries | 4.0 |
| Opeth Watershed | 4.5 |
| Opeth Heritage | 4.0 |
| Johnny Cash At Folsom Prison | 4.5 |
| Johnny Cash American Recordings | 3.5 |
| Johnny Cash Orange Blossom Special | 4.0 |
| Atheist Jupiter | 4.0 |
| Atheist Elements | 3.5 |
| Atheist Unquestionable Presence | 4.5 |
| Atheist Piece of Time | 4.0 |
| Job For A Cowboy Ruination | 3.0 |
| Job For A Cowboy Genesis | 2.5 |
| Cryptopsy The Unspoken King | 2.0 |
| Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy | 3.5 |
| Pharoah Sanders Karma | 4.5 |
| Queen Queen II | 4.5 |
| Queen Sheer Heart Attack | 4.0 |
| Queen A Day at the Races | 4.5 |
| Queen News of the World | 4.0 |
| Queen Jazz | 4.0 |
| Queen The Game | 4.0 |
| Queen Flash Gordon | 2.0 |
| Queen Hot Space | 3.0 |
| Queen The Works | 2.5 |
| Queen A Kind of Magic | 3.5 |
| Queen The Miracle | 4.0 |
| Queen Innuendo | 4.5 |
| Queen Made in Heaven | 4.5 |
| Pitbull Planet Pit | 1.5 |
Me not working hard?
Yea right picture that with a kodak
And better yet, go to times square
Take a picture of me with a kodak |
| Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist | 3.5 |
| Imagine Dragons Night Visions | 1.5 |
| Earth Hex: Or Printing In the Infernal Method | 4.0 |
| Earth Phase 3: Thrones and Dominions | 4.2 |
| Earth Pentastar: In The Style Of Demons | 3.5 |
| Earth Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version | 4.5 |
| Sunn O))) ĆĆ Void | 3.0 |
| Sunn O))) Black One | 4.0 |
| Taylor Swift Speak Now World Tour | 3.0 |
| Journey Revelation | 2.5 |
| Bon Jovi Lost Highway | 2.0 |
| Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet | 3.5 |
| Bon Jovi 7800Ā° Fahrenheit | 4.0 |
| Bon Jovi What About Now | 1.5 |
| Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um | 4.3 |
| Charles Mingus The Clown | 4.5 |
| Jethro Tull Minstrel in the Gallery | 4.0 |
| Jethro Tull A Passion Play | 4.5 |
| Jethro Tull Aqualung | 3.5 |
| Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick | 4.5 |
| John Zorn The Big Gundown | 3.5 |
| John Zorn Spillane | 4.0 |
| Frank Zappa Hot Rats | 4.5 |
| John Coltrane Giant Steps | 4.5 |
| John Coltrane A Love Supreme | 4.5 |
| John Coltrane My Favorite Things | 4.6 |
| Frank Zappa Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch | 3.5 |
| Laura Stevenson Wheel | 4.5 |
| Kate Bush The Dreaming | 4.0 |
| Kate Bush Hounds of Love | 4.5 |
| Adele 19 | 3.0 |
| Kansas Song for America | 4.6 |
| Regina Spektor Songs | 4.0 |
| Lily Chou-Chou Breathe | 4.0 |
| I can't believe no one has rated this yet. Beautiful stuff |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace | 4.5 |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 4.5 |
| Megadeth Endgame | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Th1rt3en | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Super Collider | 2.0 |
| Fever Ray Fever Ray | 4.0 |
| Genesis Nursery Cryme | 4.0 |
| Spermswamp Extreme Cream | 4.0 |
| One of pornogrind's great masterpieces |
| Torsofuck As Semen Blends with Rot | 2.0 |
A big step backward from Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy, which has become recognized today as a
death metal classic. Plenty of the typical Torsofuck traits are present, but the whole thing
isn't assembled with as much passion or intensity. It sounds a bit tired, frankly. The
compositions are much weaker as well, not exactly living up to the standards they set. So as
of this soundoff, Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy is the band's sole stroke of genius. Hopefully
they'll
learn from the weak points of this album and create something a bit more stronger next time. |
| Torsofuck High Level Cannibalistic Violence (Demo) | 3.0 |
| Torsofuck were still evolving and developing their sound at this point; this was their first step. Their next album, Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy, would be a HUGE improvement and become known as a death metal classic. Listen to this for a glimpse of what the band used to sound like. |
| Tourniquet Antiseptic Bloodbath | 3.5 |
| Tourniquet Psycho Surgery | 4.5 |
| Tourniquet Microscopic View of a Telescopic Realm | 4.7 |
| Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy | 4.5 |
| I'll never go to Africa again!!! |
| Muse Showbiz | 2.0 |
| Muse Origin of Symmetry | 3.0 |
| Muse Absolution | 4.0 |
| Muse Black Holes & Revelations | 2.0 |
| Muse The Resistance | 1.5 |
| Muse The 2nd Law | 1.0 |
| Phantogram Eyelid Movies | 4.0 |
| Pantera Metal Magic | 2.0 |
| Chief Keef Finally Rich | 1.5 |
| Thought Industry Mods Carve the Pig | 4.5 |
| Into Eternity The Scattering of Ashes | 4.0 |
| Iced Earth Dystopia | 3.3 |
| Iced Earth Plagues of Babylon | 2.5 |
| The Knife Shaking the Habitual | 4.0 |
| The Knife Silent Shout | 4.0 |
| Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe | 3.5 |
| Iron And Wine The Shepherd's Dog | 4.0 |
| Iron And Wine Our Endless Numbered Days | 4.0 |
| Kesha Warrior | 2.5 |
| Kesha Animal | 2.0 |
| The Police Reggatta de Blanc | 4.0 |
| The Police Outlandos d'Amour | 4.0 |
| Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans | 2.5 |
| Bruno Mars Unorthodox Jukebox | 3.5 |
| OneRepublic Native | 3.5 |
| Slipknot All Hope Is Gone | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Chaosphere | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve | 4.5 |
| Meshuggah obZen | 2.0 |
I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. Album I really
hate = this. Woe is me and all others tortured by this album. I certainly can't bring myself
to enjoy this album. Don't give me this album. This album shouldn't be any Christmas present
of mine. I'd like to burn this album. This album brings me to tears with its sheer presence.
I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album.
Worst album ever?
Prob |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King | 3.0 |
| Sometimes when I'm alone in the bathtub...... |
| Emmure Felony | 1.0 |
| Emmure Goodbye To The Gallows | 2.5 |
| Yanni Dare to Dream | 4.5 |
| Yanni Keys to Imagination | 4.5 |
| Yanni In My Time | 5.0 |
| This should be essential listening for anyone who's either currently a classical musician or really into modern classical music - particularly romantic-era classical music. Each composition unfolds at an exceptionally natural pace, and the vibe of the overall experience is simply beautiful. Yanni decided to break away from his band-oriented arrangements for more piano-centric miniatures that give off an intimate quality for the listener, leading to a more stripped-down record. Ultimately, this is why it works so well; you get to hear Yanni's work in a more personal light, as just one man and his piano. The album's tone definitely lends itself to feelings of personal reflection and sort of a "zen"-like state of being, but it's more than just that. The subtlety, beauty, charm, and expansive nature of each song ensures a rich and rewarding listen for anyone who enjoys softer music (or, as I said, classical music). Get this if you haven't. |
| Corrupted El Mundo Frio | 4.0 |
| Corrupted Paso Inferior | 4.5 |
| Taylor Swift Taylor Swift | 3.0 |
| Taylor Swift Fearless | 3.5 |
| Electric Wizard Dopethrone | 4.5 |
| Thergothon Stream From The Heavens | 4.5 |
| Daft Punk Human After All | 3.0 |
| Daft Punk Homework | 4.0 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP | 4.5 |
| Eminem Recovery | 3.5 |
| Flo Rida Wild Ones | 2.3 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Purple | 4.0 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Core | 4.0 |
| Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head | 3.5 |
| Bjork Bjork | 4.0 |
| Giving this an obligatory 4 because it's Bjork. |
| Bjork Biophilia | 4.0 |
| Bjork Volta | 4.0 |
| Journey Escape | 3.5 |
| Journey Departure | 3.5 |
| Journey Evolution | 4.0 |
| Journey Infinity | 4.0 |
| Journey Next | 4.0 |
| Journey Look Into the Future | 3.5 |
| Journey Journey | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Jar of Flies | 4.5 |
| Nirvana Nevermind | 4.2 |
| Nirvana In Utero | 4.5 |
| Nirvana Bleach | 4.0 |
| Massive Attack Mezzanine | 4.0 |
| Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime | 4.7 |
| Queensryche Empire | 2.5 |
| Queensryche The Warning | 4.5 |
| Queensryche Frequency Unknown (Tate's Queensryche) | 1.0 |
| Miles Davis Bitches Brew | 4.5 |
| Miles Davis Kind of Blue | 4.5 |
| Yes Relayer | 4.0 |
| Yes Big Generator | 1.5 |
| One of the most mind-blowingly awful albums in existence. If you like 80s pop, don't listen. If you like prog music, this will make you bareback a gorilla while tearing your hair out. If you like Yes, well, you'll die of music poisoning. It's a real condition, trust me |
| Yes 90125 | 3.5 |
| "gudledoodle" |
| Yes Fragile | 4.0 |
| Nas Untitled | 3.5 |
| Nas It Was Written | 4.0 |
| Nas I Am... | 2.5 |
| Nas Nastradamus | 2.0 |
| Nas Illmatic | 5.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Let's Start a Riot | 1.0 |
| Florence and the Machine Ceremonials | 4.5 |
| Florence and the Machine Lungs | 4.0 |
| Adele 21 | 4.5 |
| Lorde Pure Heroine | 4.3 |
| This rules. Fuck da haterz |
| Lana Del Rey Paradise | 3.5 |
| Lana Del Rey Born to Die | 4.2 |
| Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away | 4.5 |
| How does this masterpiece not have a review yet? Fuck it, I'm making one |
| Billie Joe Armstrong/Norah Jones Foreverly | 3.5 |
| Enya Shepherd Moons | 4.6 |
| Enya Watermark | 4.5 |
| Enya A Day Without Rain | 3.5 |
| Ayreon The Human Equation | 4.5 |
| Underoath Act of Depression | 3.5 |
| Underoath Cries of the Past | 4.0 |
| Underoath The Changing of Times | 4.0 |
| Watchtower Control and Resistance | 4.5 |
| Waking The Cadaver Real-Life Death | 1.5 |
| Waking The Cadaver Beyond Cops, Beyond God | 1.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors | 4.9 |
| Joanna Newsom The Milk-Eyed Mender | 2.5 |
| Joanna Newsom Have One on Me | 4.0 |
| Metallica Death Magnetic | 4.0 |
| Metallica St. Anger | 2.5 |
| Metallica Reload | 2.0 |
Gimme fo gimme fi
Gimme DA BA JA BA SAAAAAAAAAA |
| Metallica Load | 3.5 |
| Metallica Metallica | 3.5 |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All | 4.5 |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All | 4.5 |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning | 4.5 |
| Death Spiritual Healing | 5.0 |
| DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... | 4.0 |
| Portishead Dummy | 4.5 |
| Phantogram Voices | 4.2 |
| Darkthrone The Underground Resistance | 4.7 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 4.5 |
| Death The Sound of Perseverance | 4.7 |
| Death Individual Thought Patterns | 4.5 |
| One of Death's finest records, as well as one of the finest albums in progressive metal or death metal. Chuck's vocals were more thrash-oriented by this point, but they fit well with the harshness of the guitar work. Regardless, what really stands out here is the inclusion of jazz influences a la Atheist and Cynic. The jazz elements are definitely on the more Atheist-esque Latin side, but I imagine Cynic took a lot of influence from this album in their future work. Additionally, the song structures are less linear than in most Death works (harking back to the Leprosy days), ensuring a large amount of replay value. Overall, this one's a keeper. |
| Portal (Cynic) Portal | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Alice in Chains | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Facelift | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here | 4.0 |
| My anus is prepared, Alice in Chains... my anus is prepared. |
| Journey Generations | 4.0 |
| Journey Arrival | 3.5 |
| Journey Trial By Fire | 1.5 |
| Journey Raised On Radio | 3.0 |
| Matthew and the Atlas Kingdom of Your Own | 4.0 |
| Matthew and the Atlas To the North | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor Soviet Kitsch | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor Begin To Hope | 4.7 |
| Regina Spektor What We Saw from the Cheap Seats | 4.5 |
| At the Drive-In Relationship of Command | 5.0 |
| Blue Cheer Vincebus Eruptum | 4.5 |
| Girls' Generation Oh! | 3.5 |
| Carnifex Hell Chose Me | 3.5 |
| Carnifex Dead in My Arms | 3.0 |
| Carnifex The Diseased and Poisoned | 2.0 |
| Carnifex Until I Feel Nothing | 4.0 |
| Switched Subject to Change | 2.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair | 3.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun | 4.0 |
| Slayer Seasons in the Abyss | 3.5 |
| Slayer South of Heaven | 3.0 |
| Slayer Show No Mercy | 4.5 |
| Slayer Hell Awaits | 4.7 |
| Slayer Reign in Blood | 4.5 |
| Opeth Damnation | 3.2 |
| Queen Queen | 4.0 |
| Train Drops of Jupiter | 3.0 |
| Train California 37 | 1.5 |
| Why does Pat Monahan insist on comparing his love to garbage? I mean shit, give yourself a little more credit than that |
| Mr. Bungle California | 4.5 |
| Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle | 4.5 |
| Mr. Bungle Disco Volante | 4.8 |
| Opeth Orchid | 4.4 |
| Opeth Morningrise | 4.0 |
| Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago | 4.2 |
| Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver | 4.0 |
| Cynic Re-Traced | 3.2 |
| Porcupine Tree Signify | 4.5 |
| The Civil Wars Barton Hollow | 4.0 |
| The Civil Wars The Civil Wars | 4.0 |
| Rush Hemispheres | 5.0 |
| Rush Rush | 3.5 |
| Joanna Newsom Ys | 4.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper | 1.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Scream Aim Fire | 3.5 |
| Rush Caress of Steel | 3.5 |
| Rush Moving Pictures | 4.5 |
| Al Green Let's Stay Together | 4.0 |
| Rush A Farewell to Kings | 4.5 |
| Rush Permanent Waves | 4.5 |
| Alice in Chains Dirt | 5.0 |
| Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue | 4.5 |
| Norah Jones Little Broken Hearts | 4.5 |
| Radiohead Kid A | 4.5 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 4.5 |
| Bjork Medulla | 4.0 |
| Man, her moans are so damn sexy |
| Bjork Debut | 4.5 |
| Bjork Post | 4.5 |
| Daft Punk Discovery | 4.4 |
| Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh | 4.7 |
| Cryptopsy None So Vile | 4.5 |
| Cradle of Filth Dusk... and Her Embrace | 4.5 |
| Opeth Blackwater Park | 4.5 |
| Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I | 4.5 |
| King's X Gretchen Goes to Nebraska | 4.5 |
| Basil Poledouris Conan The Barbarian | 4.8 |
| Taylor Swift Speak Now | 3.8 |
| Rush Fly by Night | 4.0 |
| Tool Lateralus | 5.0 |
| Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues | 4.0 |
| Lady Gaga Born This Way | 2.3 |
| Lady Gaga The Fame Monster | 3.5 |
| Black Sabbath Black Sabbath | 4.6 |
| Genesis Foxtrot | 5.0 |
| Genesis Trespass | 4.5 |
| Black Sabbath Master of Reality | 4.5 |
| Pantera Cowboys from Hell | 4.7 |
| Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway | 4.0 |
| Jeff Buckley Grace | 5.0 |
| Opeth Still Life | 3.6 |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid | 4.6 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Bad Blood | 1.5 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now | 4.5 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt | 5.0 |
| Death Human | 4.5 |
| Death Symbolic | 4.5 |
| Michael Jackson Bad | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Off the Wall | 4.5 |
| Michael Jackson Thriller | 4.7 |
| Taylor Swift Red | 3.5 |
| Well Omaha, I guess you called fucking dibs this time... bastard >:[ |
| Rush Signals | 4.0 |
| Cynic Focus | 4.5 |
| Cynic Traced in Air | 4.5 |
| X Japan Dahlia | 4.5 |
| Porcupine Tree On the Sunday of Life | 3.0 |
| X Japan Art of Life | 5.0 |
| Genesis Selling England by the Pound | 4.5 |
| Bjork Vespertine | 5.0 |
| Nick Drake Bryter Layter | 4.5 |
| Nick Drake Pink Moon | 4.5 |
| Nick Drake Five Leaves Left | 5.0 |
| Yes Close to the Edge | 4.0 |
| Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal | 1.5 |
| "when the vocalist isnt gurgling cum the guitars come forward and djent jun jdinf doiningig ri mean thats all they do"rCouldn't have stated it better myself |
| Janelle Monae The Electric Lady | 4.5 |
| Don't throw no rock, don't break no glass, just shake your ASS!!! |
| Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet | 3.2 |
| Jean Louis Costes Fecal Master | 4.5 |
| not enough shit |
| Carnifex Die Without Hope | 4.0 |
| 2014 truly belongs to Carnifex |
| Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil | 3.7 |
| Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us | 2.5 |
| It's almost worth the mounds of boring mediocre claims it receives. |
| Dry Satire Demo | 3.0 |
| It's almost worth the mounds of satirical claims it receives. |
| Billy Joel The Stranger | 5.0 |
| Daft Punk Random Access Memories | 4.5 |
| Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny | 4.5 |
| Queen A Night at the Opera | 5.0 |
| Lady Gaga The Fame | 4.0 |
| Genesis Invisible Touch | 3.5 |
| Bjork Homogenic | 4.5 |
| John Frusciante Smile from the Streets You Hold | 4.5 |
| Lil B 05 Fuck Em | 2.0 |
| I know this will probably get lost in the soundoffs, but when Im home alone I like to go out in my garden and cover myself in dirt and pretend im a carrot. |
