| Weekend Nachos Unforgivable | 3.0 |
| Frog Kind of Blah | 3.0 |
| Steven Wilson Hand. Cannot. Erase. | 4.5 |
| Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse | 4.5 |
| 3 Inches of Blood Advance and Vanquish | 2.5 |
| Chelsea Grin Evolve | 1.5 |
| AC/DC For Those About To Rock We Salute You | 2.5 |
| Hans Zimmer Black Hawk Down | 2.5 |
| EEEYAAHHHHH! ORE WA... OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO!!! |
| Soundtrack (Film) Guardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Mix Vol. 1 | 4.0 |
| Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous | 3.5 |
| Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam | 4.0 |
| Ed Sheeran x | 2.0 |
| Faith No More Sol Invictus | 4.0 |
| DJ Khaled Suffering From Success | 1.0 |
| Ne Obliviscaris Citadel | 3.0 |
| Joni Mitchell Blue | 4.0 |
| Strapping Young Lad The New Black | 3.5 |
| L7 Bricks Are Heavy | 3.5 |
| Nick Drake Bryter Layter | 4.5 |
| Fiona Apple When the Pawn... | 4.5 |
| Dean Blunt Black Metal | 2.5 |
| The Smith Street Band Wipe That Shit-Eating Grin Off Your Punchable Face | 2.5 |
| Arcturus The Sham Mirrors | 4.5 |
| Burzum Filosofem | 4.5 |
| X Japan Blue Blood | 3.0 |
| Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime | 4.0 |
| The Doors The Doors | 4.0 |
| The Stooges Raw Power | 3.5 |
| Yes Close to the Edge | 3.0 |
| Phil Collins No Jacket Required | 2.5 |
| Billy Joel The Stranger | 2.5 |
| Deep Purple Machine Head | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin | 3.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Rumours | 4.0 |
| Mudhoney Superfuzz Bigmuff | 4.0 |
| Mudhoney Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge | 3.5 |
| Green River Dry As A Bone/Rehab Doll | 3.0 |
| Jack White Lazaretto | 3.0 |
| Six Feet Under True Carnage | 1.0 |
| Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics 2 | 1.0 |
| Fall Out Boy American Beauty/American Psycho | 1.5 |
| The Mountain Goats Beat the Champ | 3.5 |
| Venom Calm Before the Storm | 2.0 |
| Dave Matthews Band Under The Table And Dreaming | 2.5 |
| Faith No More The Real Thing | 4.5 |
| Bob Dylan Nashville Skyline | 4.0 |
| The Lumineers The Lumineers | 3.0 |
| Mumford and Sons Wilder Mind | 2.0 |
| Bjork Vespertine | 5.0 |
| Bjork Medulla | 4.0 |
| Bjork Post | 4.0 |
| Bjork Debut | 4.5 |
| Bright Eyes Lifted or The Story is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground | 4.5 |
| Deerhunter Halcyon Digest | 4.0 |
| Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater Soundtrack | 5.0 |
| Lovage Music To Make Love To.... (Instrumental Version) | 3.5 |
| The noticeable lack of Patton having sex in my ears drags down the instrumental version a bit. But hey, it's still pretty cool. |
| The Black Angels Phosphene Dream | 3.5 |
| Wintersun Wintersun | 3.0 |
| Desaparecidos Read Music/Speak Spanish | 4.0 |
| Tyler, the Creator Cherry Bomb | 2.0 |
| Ramones Ramones | 3.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Anatomy Of | 2.5 |
| Maroon 5 It Won't Be Soon Before Long | 3.0 |
| The Pigeon Detectives Wait For Me | 2.5 |
| Kaiser Chiefs Yours Truly, Angry Mob | 2.0 |
| The Pigeon Detectives We Met At Sea | 1.5 |
| The Pigeon Detectives take insufferable third-rate indie pop to a new level on this album. Terrible. |
| Mortification Hammer of God | 2.0 |
| Sometimes it's fun to watch a band devolve into self-parody; here, it is not. |
| Bruce Willis The Return of Bruno | 1.5 |
| Extra 0.5 because it cracked me up occasionally. Still pretty awful though. |
| Miley Cyrus Bangerz | 2.0 |
| Joy Division Unknown Pleasures | 3.5 |
| Enslaved Yggdrasil | 4.0 |
| TesseracT Perspective | 3.0 |
| Green Day Oh Love | 1.0 |
| ERRA Augment | 3.5 |
| Sturgill Simpson Metamodern Sounds In Country Music | 4.5 |
| Morbid December Moon | 3.5 |
| Mayhem Wolf's Lair Abyss | 4.0 |
| Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath | 4.5 |
| Mercyful Fate Melissa | 4.5 |
| Enslaved Below the Lights | 4.5 |
| Craig Morgan Little Bit Of Life | 2.0 |
| Pennywise All or Nothing | 4.0 |
| Rancid Rancid | 4.0 |
| Faith No More Album of the Year | 4.0 |
| Faith No More We Care a Lot | 3.0 |
| Faith No More Introduce Yourself | 3.5 |
| The Fratellis Costello Music | 3.0 |
| The Aristocrats The Aristocrats | 4.0 |
| The Mountain Goats The Sunset Tree | 5.0 |
| Ellie Goulding Lights | 3.0 |
| Ellie Goulding Halcyon | 3.5 |
| 3 Doors Down The Better Life | 2.5 |
| Wesley Willis Greatest Hits Vol. 2 | 5.0 |
| Disregard the 1.0 down there. I love Wesley Willis and you should too. |
| Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death | 4.5 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B | 4.5 |
| Korn Take a Look in the Mirror | 2.0 |
| Dope Felons And Revolutionaries | 2.5 |
| Baroness Yellow and Green | 3.5 |
| Desert Sessions Volumes 9 and 10 | 4.0 |
| Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way | 2.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium | 2.5 |
| Mini Mansions The Great Pretenders | 2.5 |
| Metallica S&M | 3.0 |
| The Faceless Autotheism | 2.5 |
| All That Remains The Order of Things | 1.5 |
| Aborted Strychnine.213 | 2.5 |
| SikTh The Trees Are Dead and Dried Out, Wait for Something Wild | 4.0 |
| Pentagram First Daze Here (The Vintage Collection) | 4.5 |
| Goat Semen Ego Sum Sathanas | 2.0 |
| God, this band tries *way* too hard to be '92-'94 era Darkthrone, but with none of the atmosphere... |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2 | 4.5 |
| FIDLAR FIDLAR | 3.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold 2000 Demo | 1.5 |
| Tame Impala Innerspeaker | 3.5 |
| Cephalic Carnage Misled by Certainty | 4.0 |
| Bjork Homogenic | 5.0 |
| Gallows (UK) Orchestra Of Wolves | 3.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly | 5.0 |
| Buckethead Enter the Chicken | 3.0 |
| Death Grips Death Grips | 4.0 |
| Death Grips Government Plates | 4.0 |
| Le Butcherettes Sin Sin Sin | 3.0 |
| Their material doesn't hold up as well in the studio as it does live. But hey, if you ever get a chance to see them live, please do so. |
| Cancer Bats Bears, Mayors, Scraps & Bones | 3.5 |
| Kelly Clarkson Stronger | 2.0 |
| Kansas Leftoverture | 3.5 |
| REO Speedwagon Hi Infidelity | 2.0 |
| Antemasque Antemasque | 3.0 |
| Damien Rice My Favourite Faded Fantasy | 4.0 |
| Circle Jerks Group Sex | 3.0 |
| OFF! OFF! | 3.0 |
| OFF! First Four EPs | 3.5 |
| Porcupine Tree In Absentia | 4.5 |
| Kid Rock Devil Without a Cause | 2.0 |
| Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime | 5.0 |
| At the Gates Gardens of Grief | 4.0 |
| Deadmau5 >album title goes here< | 1.5 |
| Machine Head The Blackening | 3.5 |
| Elf Elf | 3.5 |
| Lovage Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By | 4.0 |
| Mike Patton A Perfect Place | 4.0 |
| Lamb of God Wrath | 3.0 |
| Lamb of God Sacrament | 4.0 |
| Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake | 4.5 |
| All That Remains Overcome | 2.0 |
| All That Remains The Fall of Ideals | 2.5 |
| Buzzcocks Singles Going Steady | 4.0 |
| Bloodhound Gang Hefty Fine | 2.5 |
| Shwayze Shwayze | 2.5 |
| Shania Twain Up! | 2.5 |
| Taylor Swift 1989 | 3.0 |
| Nine Inch Nails Things Falling Apart | 2.5 |
| Punky Bruster Cooked on Phonics | 3.5 |
| Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech | 5.0 |
| Devin Townsend Physicist | 3.0 |
| Devin Townsend The Hummer | 2.5 |
| Devin Townsend Devlab | 2.0 |
| Devin Townsend Unplugged | 3.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer | 4.0 |
| Meghan Trainor Title | 1.5 |
| Counting Crows August And Everything After | 3.5 |
| Descendents Milo Goes to College | 3.5 |
| Wings Band on the Run | 4.0 |
| Wings Venus and Mars | 3.5 |
| Evile Enter the Grave | 3.0 |
| Dope Life | 2.5 |
| Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny | 3.0 |
| Peter Frampton Frampton Comes Alive! | 4.5 |
| The Gits Frenching the Bully | 4.0 |
| Misfits The Devil's Rain | 1.5 |
| Misfits Static Age | 4.0 |
| Slowdive Souvlaki | 4.5 |
| Soft Machine Bundles | 4.0 |
| Tame Impala Lonerism | 3.5 |
| Probot Probot | 3.0 |
| Dream Theater Master of Puppets | 2.0 |
| Dream Theater The Majesty Demos | 2.0 |
| Dream Theater Greatest Hit | 2.5 |
| Dream Theater Wither | 2.0 |
| Dream Theater Train of Thought | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Awake | 4.0 |
| Dream Theater Octavarium | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Systematic Chaos | 2.5 |
| Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn of Events | 3.0 |
| Dream Theater Dream Theater | 2.5 |
| Dream Theater Falling into Infinity | 2.0 |
| At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul | 4.5 |
| Aerosmith Draw the Line | 3.0 |
| The Who Who's Next | 4.5 |
| The Who Who Are You | 3.0 |
| The Rolling Stones Their Satanic Majesties Request | 3.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Goats Head Soup | 3.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Some Girls | 4.5 |
| The Rolling Stones It's Only Rock 'n' Roll | 3.0 |
| Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog | 3.5 |
| Audioslave Audioslave | 3.0 |
| Chris Cornell Euphoria Morning | 3.0 |
| Chris Cornell Scream | 1.5 |
| Justin Timberlake Justified | 2.0 |
| Green Day American Idiot: The Original Broadway Cast Recording | 2.0 |
| Hans Zimmer Gladiator: Music from the Motion Picture | 3.0 |
| Hans Zimmer The Lion King | 4.0 |
| Claude Debussy Suite bergamasque, L. 75 | 5.0 |
| Absolutely gorgeous suite. Clair de Lune is quite likely my favorite piano composition of all time. |
| Thin Lizzy Jailbreak | 4.5 |
| Nazareth Hair of the Dog | 4.0 |
| Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese | 3.5 |
| Sid Vicious Sid Sings | 1.0 |
| Snoop Lion Reincarnated | 2.0 |
| Blind Melon Blind Melon | 3.0 |
| Porno For Pyros Porno For Pyros | 3.0 |
| Fear Factory Demanufacture | 5.0 |
| Behemoth The Satanist | 4.5 |
| Beck Odelay | 4.5 |
| Beck Mellow Gold | 4.0 |
| Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive | 2.5 |
| Foo Fighters Sonic Highways | 2.0 |
| Rollins Band The End of Silence | 3.5 |
| Deftones Live | 3.0 |
| Suicide Silence The Cleansing | 2.0 |
| Kesha Warrior | 2.0 |
| Pink Guy PINK GUY | 3.5 |
| Motherfuckers think they can just bring the rating down like that? This album is an absolute classic. |
| The Mountain Goats Sweden | 4.5 |
| The Mountain Goats All Hail West Texas | 5.0 |
| Melvins Hold It In | 3.0 |
| Boris Noise | 4.5 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel Invent Yourself A Shortcake | 3.0 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel Beauty | 3.0 |
| Sublime with Rome Yours Truly | 2.5 |
| Van Halen Van Halen | 4.0 |
| Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth | 3.0 |
| Van Halen Van Halen III | 1.5 |
| Van Halen 1984 | 3.5 |
| My Bloody Valentine EPs 1988-1991 | 4.5 |
| Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Cum On | 1.5 |
| Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Something for Nothing | 2.0 |
| Adele 21 | 3.0 |
| Rush Hemispheres | 5.0 |
| The Who Face Dances | 2.0 |
| Husker Du Zen Arcade | 4.0 |
| AJJ Rompilation 2.0: The Digitizing | 3.5 |
| tobyMac Portable Sounds | 2.0 |
| Cee Lo Green The Lady Killer | 3.5 |
| Ratt Out of the Cellar | 3.0 |
| The Haarp Machine Disclosure | 2.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers | 3.0 |
| The Clash Sandinista! | 3.0 |
| Florida Georgia Line Here's to the Good Times | 1.0 |
| Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^ | 1.0 |
| Dot Dot Curve I'm Still Here | 1.0 |
| Knife Party Haunted House | 1.0 |
| Daughtry Daughtry | 2.0 |
| Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy | 3.0 |
| Chris Brown X | 1.5 |
| Christopher Maurice Brown is a talentless cunt. But hey, new material = new sources of unintentional comedy |
| Strapping Young Lad Alien | 4.5 |
| Wintersun Time I | 3.0 |
| Green Day 21st Century Breakdown | 2.5 |
| At some moments, this is surprisingly good. At others, this is... um... |
| Green Day Nimrod | 4.0 |
| Green Day Warning | 3.5 |
| Green Day 1,000 Hours | 3.0 |
| Green Day Slappy | 3.0 |
| Lesser Key Lesser Key | 3.5 |
| Antestor Omen | 4.0 |
| Circus Maximus The 1st Chapter | 2.5 |
| Not awful, but if I wanted to listen to Dream Theater, I'd probably just listen to them instead. |
| Darkwater Where Stories End | 2.5 |
| Flying Lotus 1983 | 3.5 |
| Flying Lotus You're Dead! | 4.0 |
| Death From Above 1979 The Physical World | 4.0 |
| The White Stripes White Blood Cells | 4.0 |
| The White Stripes Icky Thump | 3.5 |
| The Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers | 3.5 |
| The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan | 3.5 |
| Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady | 4.5 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Lonely Road | 1.5 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake It | 2.0 |
| Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited | 5.0 |
| Bob Dylan Bringing It All Back Home | 4.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen | 1.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Alvin and The Chipmunks | 1.0 |
| Soundtrack (Theatre) Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark | 2.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) South Park (Original Soundtrack) | 4.0 |
| Hozier Hozier | 3.5 |
| Sam Smith In the Lonely Hour | 2.0 |
| The Dresden Dolls Yes, Virginia... | 2.5 |
| Venom Black Metal | 3.5 |
| Venom Welcome to Hell | 4.0 |
| Venom Hell | 2.5 |
| Venom Metal Black | 3.0 |
| Device Device | 2.5 |
| The Flaming Lips Dark Side of the Moon | 2.5 |
| The Flaming Lips With A Little Help From My Fwends | 2.0 |
| The Flaming Lips really need to lay off the cover albums. |
| Green Day American Idiot | 3.5 |
| Green Day Insomniac | 3.5 |
| Funtcase Doomed | 2.0 |
| Madvillain Madvillainy | 4.5 |
| xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas | 4.0 |
| Admittedly not quite the masterpiece its predecessor was, but I'm not complaining. |
| Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um | 5.0 |
| John Coltrane Giant Steps | 5.0 |
| Skrillex Make It Bun Dem After Hours | 1.0 |
| SWMRS Swim | 2.0 |
| OK Go Oh No | 3.0 |
| Various Artists (Punk) A Different Shade Of Green | 1.0 |
| I guess Worry Rock is not awful. Right, guys? Guys?... |
| Converge Gravel | 2.5 |
| The Methadones The Methadones | 4.0 |
| Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End | 4.0 |
| Weezer The Red Album | 2.5 |
| AJJ Live At The Crescent Ballroom | 4.5 |
| AJJ Candy Cigarettes and Cap Guns | 3.5 |
| AJJ Knife Man | 5.0 |
| AJJ Can't Maintain | 4.5 |
| xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah? | 5.0 |
| Marcy Playground Marcy Playground | 3.5 |
| Maroon 5 V | 1.5 |
| Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols | 4.0 |
| Excellent album. Would've been a 4.5 if it weren't for Bodies (seriously, what a fucking terrible track). Still, I like this as a whole. |
| Job For A Cowboy Doom | 2.0 |
| The Stooges The Weirdness | 1.5 |
| The Offspring Splinter | 3.0 |
| The Offspring Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace | 2.5 |
| The Offspring Ixnay on the Hombre | 4.0 |
| The Offspring Conspiracy of One | 3.0 |
| DragonForce Inhuman Rampage | 2.5 |
| Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture | 4.0 |
| I must be the only person in the world who doesn't care for Swing Life Away. Whatever. Really like the rest of the album though. |
| Exoskeleton Plutonian Herd | 1.0 |
| Hollywood Undead American Tragedy | 1.5 |
| The Bunny The Bear If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say... | 1.5 |
| In This Moment Blood | 2.0 |
| Panic! at the Disco Pretty. Odd. | 2.0 |
| Hooray for more self-indulgent baroque nonsense... |
| John Frusciante Enclosure | 2.0 |
| Tyler, the Creator Wolf | 3.5 |
| Reel Big Fish Turn the Radio Off | 3.0 |
| 311 Transistor | 3.0 |
| Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us | 2.5 |
| Volumes Via | 3.5 |
| Volumes No Sleep | 3.0 |
| I preferred this album back when it came out two years ago. I guess Misha's been slipping these days... |
| Deafheaven Sunbather | 4.0 |
| Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler | 4.5 |
| Cobra Starship Hot Mess | 1.5 |
| Tyler, the Creator Goblin | 3.5 |
| King 810 Proem | 1.0 |
| Bro, this band is from Flint. FLINT. You oughta know these guys are talkin' 'bout life and keepin' it real, ya know wa' I'm sayin'?rSeriously, this is so much worse than I was expecting. |
| Ministry Psalm 69 | 4.0 |
| Ministry With Sympathy | 1.5 |
| Ministry Dark Side of the Spoon | 2.5 |
| Ministry Rio Grande Blood | 3.0 |
| Ministry The Last Sucker | 3.0 |
| Strapping Young Lad C:enter:### | 2.5 |
| Black Flag Nervous Breakdown | 4.5 |
| Black Flag Family Man | 2.0 |
| Black Flag What The... | 1.0 |
| Black Flag Slip It In | 4.0 |
| Black Flag Damaged | 4.0 |
| Black Flag My War | 4.5 |
| Melvins Sugar Daddy Live | 3.0 |
| Immortal At the Heart of Winter | 4.0 |
| Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane | 4.5 |
| Keep of Kalessin Armada | 4.0 |
| Rollins Band Weight | 3.0 |
| Melvins Prick | 2.0 |
| Helmet Meantime | 4.0 |
| Hans Zimmer Inception | 3.0 |
| Hans Zimmer The Dark Knight Rises | 2.5 |
| Hans Zimmer The Amazing Spider-Man 2 | 1.5 |
| Emperor Live Inferno | 4.0 |
| Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk | 4.5 |
| Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire... | 4.0 |
| Emperor IX Equilibrium | 4.0 |
| Great White ...Twice Shy | 3.0 |
| What's this? No tasteless fire-related puns? I'm actually proud of you guys right now. |
| Mayhem Ordo ad Chao | 3.5 |
| Pharrell Williams G I R L | 2.0 |
| "HEY GUYS AM I MARVIN GAYE YET???" -Pharrell, 2012-2014 |
| Mayhem Pure Fucking Armageddon | 2.0 |
| Mayhem Deathcrush | 4.0 |
| Mayhem Live in Leipzig | 4.5 |
| Cannabis Corpse From Wisdom to Baked | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Alice in Chains | 4.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water | 2.0 |
| Limp Bizkit New Old Songs | 1.0 |
| Icona Pop This Is...Icona Pop | 1.5 |
| This is probably one of the most *annoying* albums I've ever heard. Seriously. |
| The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega | 1.0 |
| The Story So Far What You Don't See | 4.0 |
| David Guetta Nothing but the Beat | 1.0 |
| Avicii True | 1.5 |
| The Hives Lex Hives | 2.5 |
| The Hives Veni Vidi Vicious | 3.5 |
| Lou Reed Transformer | 4.5 |
| Bob Dylan Bob Dylan | 3.0 |
| Bob Dylan Desire | 4.0 |
| Bob Dylan Dylan | 1.5 |
| Celtic Frost To Mega Therion | 4.5 |
| Celtic Frost Vanity/Nemesis | 2.0 |
| A Day To Remember What Separates Me from You | 2.5 |
| Impending Doom Nailed. Dead. Risen. | 2.0 |
| The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning | 1.0 |
| The Black Eyed Peas Elephunk | 2.5 |
| Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking | 1.5 |
| Hot Chelle Rae Whatever | 1.5 |
| Imagine Dragons Night Visions | 2.5 |
| David Bowie "Heroes" | 5.0 |
| Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine: 2010 Remaster | 4.5 |
| Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine | 3.5 |
| Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral | 4.0 |
| Nine Inch Nails With Teeth | 3.5 |
| Dinosaur Jr. Without a Sound | 3.0 |
| Robin Thicke Paula | 1.0 |
| Creed My Own Prison | 2.5 |
| Creed Full Circle | 2.0 |
| Puddle of Mudd Come Clean | 2.0 |
| Staind Tormented | 2.5 |
| Three Days Grace Life Starts Now | 2.0 |
| Three Days Grace One-X | 2.5 |
| AWOLNATION Megalithic Symphony | 3.0 |
| Chevelle Stray Arrows - A Collection Of Favorites | 2.5 |
| Like a lot of people, I abhor greatest hits albums. Chevelle's album tracks are generally leaps and bounds better than their singles anyway. |
| Cage The Elephant Cage the Elephant | 3.5 |
| Sympathy Anagogic Tyranny | 4.0 |
| Never Shout Never What Is Love? | 1.5 |
| Linkin Park Recharged | 1.5 |
| Tourniquet Psycho Surgery | 3.5 |
| Great music, terrible lyrics. Not really a big fan of the lead vocalist's voice either. Still worth a listen. |
| Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety | 3.0 |
| Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon | 3.5 |
| Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds | 3.5 |
| Owl City Maybe I'm Dreaming | 2.5 |
| Owl City All Things Bright And Beautiful | 1.0 |
| Owl City The Midsummer Station | 1.5 |
| Fall Out Boy Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your Girlfriend | 2.0 |
| Say Anything Anarchy, My Dear | 2.0 |
| As seen on this album, Say Anything has caught Weezer-itus, a condition in which a band slowly turns to shit after a solid release. |
| John Mayer Room for Squares | 3.0 |
| John Mayer Continuum | 3.5 |
| John's a total douchebag, but I can't deny the man has talent. |
| fun. Some Nights | 2.0 |
| fun. Aim and Ignite | 3.0 |
| Jessie J Who You Are | 2.0 |
| Mumford and Sons Babel | 2.0 |
| Breaking Benjamin Phobia | 3.0 |
| Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony | 2.5 |
| Seether Finding Beauty In Negative Spaces | 2.5 |
| Mumford and Sons Sigh No More | 2.5 |
| The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium | 4.5 |
| Lit A Place In The Sun | 3.0 |
| The Presidents of the United States of America The Presidents of the United States of America | 3.5 |
| Smash Mouth Astro Lounge | 2.0 |
| All Time Low Dirty Work | 1.5 |
| Escape the Fate Escape the Fate | 1.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper | 1.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Fever | 2.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Scream Aim Fire | 2.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare | 2.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Warmness on the Soul | 2.5 |
| Primus Frizzle Fry | 4.5 |
| Metallica Garage Inc. | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos | 1.0 |
| Queensryche Frequency Unknown (Tate's Queensryche) | 1.5 |
| Black Tongue Born Hanged | 1.5 |
| Ween The Mollusk | 4.5 |
| Primus Pork Soda | 4.0 |
| Bob Seger Live Bullet | 4.0 |
| Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening | 2.5 |
| Trans-Siberian Orchestra Night Castle | 2.0 |
| Rubbish album from a rubbish band. Glad they've been fading into obscurity. |
| Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Mojo | 2.5 |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival Cosmo's Factory | 4.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions | 3.5 |
| Bob Dylan Saved | 2.0 |
| Bob Dylan Christmas in the Heart | 2.0 |
| Jeff Mangum Live at Jittery Joe's | 4.5 |
| BABYMETAL BABYMETAL | 3.0 |
| Best album I've ever heard 10/10 absolutely perfect |
| Deftones B-Sides and Rarities | 3.5 |
| Deftones (Like) Linus | 2.5 |
| Deftones Covers | 3.0 |
| Deftones Back to School (Mini Maggit) | 2.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse | 3.0 |
| Good musically, awful vocally. Worth a listen for any Cannibal Corpse fan. |
| Cryptopsy The Unspoken King | 1.5 |
| Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse | 3.0 |
| Meshuggah Alive | 4.5 |
| Meshuggah Koloss | 4.5 |
| Meshuggah Best Of Meshuggah | 2.0 |
I don't care if I enjoy every single track featured in this compilation. I believe that, like most greatest hits
albums, this is nothing (heh, nothing) but a cash grab. Don't waste your time with this; if you have any
interest in this band, I'd recommend going with their various studio albums instead (maybe not Contradictions
Collapse, though). |
| Meshuggah Rare Trax | 3.0 |
| Meshuggah Nothing | 3.5 |
| Meshuggah Nothing (Re-Release) | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah obZen | 4.0 |
| Bongripper Satan Worshipping Doom | 4.0 |
| Searched "Satan" on Spotify (because why not), found this. I'm now glad I searched "Satan" on Spotify. |
| Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep | 1.0 |
| Iwrestledabearonce Ruining It for Everybody | 2.0 |
| Megadeth Super Collider | 1.5 |
| Megadeth Risk | 2.0 |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace | 4.5 |
| Slayer God Hates Us All | 3.5 |
| Slayer Reign in Blood | 4.5 |
| White Zombie Supersexy Swingin' Sounds | 2.0 |
| Meat Loaf Hang Cool Teddy Bear | 2.0 |
| Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell | 3.5 |
| Ministry Relapse | 2.0 |
| Ministry From Beer to Eternity | 2.5 |
| Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe | 3.5 |
| Nickelback All the Right Reasons | 2.0 |
| Nickelback Dark Horse | 1.5 |
| Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll | 3.5 |
| Children of Bodom Hatebreeder | 4.0 |
| Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet? | 3.5 |
| Children of Bodom Blooddrunk | 2.0 |
| Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever | 2.0 |
| Abnormality Contaminating the Hive Mind | 4.0 |
| Abnormality 2007 Demo | 3.5 |
| Arch Enemy Khaos Legions | 2.0 |
| If I wanted to show people why the majority of death metal has grown too stale for me, I'd whip out this album. |
| Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side | 3.0 |
| Crimson Moonlight In Depths of Dreams Unconscious | 4.0 |
| Pantokrator Aurum | 4.0 |
| Antestor The Return of the Black Death | 3.5 |
| Antestor Det Tapte Liv | 3.0 |
| Antestor The Forsaken | 4.0 |
| Amon Amarth Versus the World | 3.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth | 3.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated | 3.5 |
| Dethklok The Doomstar Requiem | 4.0 |
| Dethklok Dethalbum III | 4.0 |
| Oasis Be Here Now | 3.0 |
| Evanescence Fallen | 2.5 |
| Flyleaf Flyleaf | 3.0 |
| Flyleaf Memento Mori | 2.5 |
| Yuck Glow and Behold | 3.0 |
| Yuck Yuck | 3.5 |
| Napalm Death Fear, Emptiness, Despair | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death Enemy of the Music Business | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death Words from the Exit Wound | 2.0 |
| Nails Abandon All Life | 4.5 |
| Destruction The Least Successful Human Cannonball | 1.5 |
| Destruction The Antichrist | 4.0 |
| The Devil Wears Prada With Roots Above and Branches Below | 2.5 |
| The Faceless Planetary Duality | 3.5 |
| N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton | 4.5 |
| Public Enemy Fear of a Black Planet | 4.5 |
| In Flames Whoracle | 4.0 |
| In Flames The Jester Race | 4.0 |
| Papa Roach Infest | 2.0 |
| Nile Annihilation of the Wicked | 4.0 |
| In Flames A Sense of Purpose | 2.5 |
| Hellyeah Hellyeah | 1.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist | 2.0 |
| Celtic Frost Cold Lake | 1.0 |
| As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us | 2.5 |
| Protest the Hero Sequoia Throne: Remixed | 1.0 |
| Trivium Shogun | 2.0 |
| Oh, for the love of god, this band is FUCKING BORING. Are people too afraid to say it or something? |
| Arch Enemy War Eternal | 2.5 |
| Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient | 4.0 |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory | 2.5 |
| Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight | 2.0 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon | 4.0 |
| Mayhem Esoteric Warfare | 4.0 |
| Volbeat Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood | 3.5 |
| Volbeat Beyond Hell/Above Heaven | 4.0 |
| Big Black Songs About Fucking | 4.5 |
| Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy | 1.0 |
| Stryper To Hell With the Devil | 3.5 |
| Metal for JESUS. JESUS loves metal and you should too, because JESUS loves you. III LOOOOVVVVEEE YYYYOOOUUUU JE-OK, I'll stop. Still a pretty solid album, even if I don't care for the lack of subtlety in Stryper's lyrics. |
| Owl City Ocean Eyes | 1.0 |
| Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus | 1.5 |
| Too Extreme!, Radikult, Profundis - Mea Culpa, I Am Morbid... lol. |
| Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late | 1.5 |
| Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You | 2.0 |
| Asia Asia | 2.5 |
| Horde Hellig Usvart | 3.0 |
| Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz Kings of Crunk | 2.0 |
| Aaron Lewis The Road | 1.5 |
| Frank Ocean channel ORANGE | 4.0 |
| After the Burial In Dreams | 3.5 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel Hype City Soundtrack | 3.5 |
| Bright Eyes I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning | 5.0 |
| Live Throwing Copper | 3.5 |
| The Nixons Foma | 3.0 |
| The Sword Gods of the Earth | 3.5 |
| Goo Goo Dolls A Boy Named Goo | 3.5 |
| Goo Goo Dolls Magnetic | 2.5 |
| Passenger (UK) All The Little Lights | 3.0 |
| Damien Rice O | 4.5 |
| Collective Soul Collective Soul | 3.5 |
| Collective Soul Hints, Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid | 3.0 |
| Goo Goo Dolls Dizzy Up The Girl | 4.0 |
| Karnivool Asymmetry | 4.0 |
| Karnivool Karnivool | 1.5 |
| Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans | 2.0 |
| Train Drops of Jupiter | 3.0 |
| Train Save Me San Francisco | 2.0 |
| Train California 37 | 1.0 |
| The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies) | 1.5 |
| Rihanna Talk That Talk | 2.0 |
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| Serj Tankian Harakiri | 3.0 |
| Scars on Broadway Scars on Broadway | 2.5 |
| System of a Down Mezmerize | 4.0 |
| System of a Down System of a Down | 4.5 |
| System of a Down Hypnotize | 3.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors | 4.5 |
| Gatling Hen In A Pumpkin | 3.0 |
| Gatling Beforemath | 4.0 |
| Muse Black Holes & Revelations | 3.5 |
| Muse The Resistance | 2.5 |
| Muse Showbiz | 3.5 |
| Muse Origin of Symmetry | 4.0 |
| Muse Absolution | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Sap | 4.0 |
| Pearl Jam Ten | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Jar of Flies | 4.5 |
| Alice in Chains Dirt | 4.5 |
| Alice in Chains Facelift | 4.0 |
| Bush The Sea of Memories | 2.5 |
| Bush Sixteen Stone | 3.5 |
| Bush Razorblade Suitcase | 3.0 |
| Bush Golden State | 2.5 |
| Soundgarden Louder Than Love | 3.5 |
| Soundgarden Badmotorfinger | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Superunknown | 4.5 |
| Soundgarden Down on the Upside | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Ultramega OK | 3.5 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Shangri-La-Dee-Da | 2.5 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Stone Temple Pilots (2010) | 2.5 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Purple | 4.0 |
| Stone Temple Pilots No. 4 | 3.5 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop | 4.0 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Core | 3.0 |
| Slash Slash | 3.0 |
| Velvet Revolver Contraband | 3.0 |
| Backyard Babies Stockholm Syndrome | 3.0 |
| Airbourne Runnin' Wild | 2.5 |
| Yeah, I suppose I quite like the band AC/DC. I suppose these guys also like AC/DC, just as I suppose everyone else here supposes that Airbourne likes AC/DC as well. Which is all fine and dandy, I suppose. |
| Jet Shaka Rock | 2.0 |
| Jet Get Born | 2.5 |
| Rings of Saturn Dingir | 4.0 |
| Abominable Putridity The Anomalies of Artificial Origin | 3.5 |
| Waking The Cadaver Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler | 1.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Presence | 3.0 |
| Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door | 3.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Coda | 2.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II | 4.5 |
| Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles | 4.0 |
| Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine | 4.5 |
| Foo Fighters Wasting Light | 2.5 |
| Foo Fighters In Your Honor | 2.5 |
| Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace | 2.5 |
| Foo Fighters One by One | 2.0 |
| Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose | 3.0 |
| Foo Fighters Foo Fighters | 3.0 |
| Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape | 3.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute | 3.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik | 4.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication | 2.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You | 2.5 |
| Mayhem Chimera | 4.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city | 4.5 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP | 4.5 |
| Nas Illmatic | 5.0 |
| Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave | 3.0 |
| Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll | 2.0 |
| My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys | 2.0 |
| Chiodos Devil | 2.0 |
| Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well | 2.0 |
| Sleeping With Sirens Feel | 2.0 |
| will.i.am #Willpower | 1.0 |
| Kid Cudi Man on the Moon: The End of Day | 4.0 |
| Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu | 1.5 |
| Mayhem Grand Declaration of War | 3.0 |
| Beastie Boys Some Old Bullshit | 3.0 |
| Beastie Boys Polly Wog Stew | 2.5 |
| Flying Lotus Los Angeles | 4.0 |
| Taylor Swift Red | 2.0 |
| Chris Brown Fortune | 1.0 |
| Paramore Riot! | 3.0 |
| Paramore Paramore | 2.5 |
| Foxboro Hot Tubs Stop Drop and Roll!!! | 3.5 |
| I don't care for the whole cash-in-on-retro shtick that's become so prevalent in the new millennium, but these songs are fun enough. Nothing original, but certainly enjoyable. |
| One Direction Up All Night | 1.5 |
| Austin Mahone The Secret | 1.0 |
| Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction | 4.0 |
| Green Day 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours | 3.0 |
| SWMRS Lost At Seventeen | 2.0 |
| SWMRS Don't Be A Dick | 2.0 |
| Iron Maiden The Final Frontier | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark | 3.0 |
| Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying | 2.5 |
| Iron Maiden The X Factor | 2.0 |
| Iron Maiden Virtual XI | 2.0 |
| Iron Maiden Powerslave | 4.5 |
| Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son | 4.5 |
| Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance | 3.5 |
| Judas Priest Rocka Rolla | 3.0 |
| Judas Priest Jugulator | 2.0 |
| Judas Priest Nostradamus | 2.5 |
| Judas Priest Turbo | 2.5 |
| Judas Priest Painkiller | 4.0 |
| Dio Angry Machines | 2.0 |
| The Dave Brubeck Quartet Time Out | 5.0 |
| Miles Davis Amandla | 1.5 |
| Miles Davis You're Under Arrest | 2.0 |
| Jesus, that album art (including the title) is absolutely atrocious. Music's not too much better. Come on, Miles... |
| Miles Davis Ascenseur pour l'echafaud OST | 4.0 |
| Neat soundtrack. Glad to see this was included on one of the Kind of Blue re-releases. |
| Miles Davis Kind of Blue | 5.0 |
| Miles Davis Bitches Brew | 4.5 |
| Clutch Blast Tyrant | 4.5 |
| Clutch Earth Rocker | 4.0 |
| The Sword Age of Winters | 4.0 |
| The Sword Warp Riders | 4.5 |
| Wolfmother New Crown | 2.0 |
| Wolfmother Cosmic Egg | 2.0 |
| Wolfmother Wolfmother | 2.5 |
| Mastodon The Hunter | 3.5 |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye | 5.0 |
| Mastodon Leviathan | 4.5 |
| High on Fire Death Is This Communion | 4.0 |
| Electric Wizard Dopethrone | 4.5 |
| Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain | 4.5 |
| Sleep Dopesmoker | 4.5 |
| Aerosmith Just Push Play | 2.0 |
| Aerosmith Music from Another Dimension | 2.0 |
| Aerosmith Toys in the Attic | 4.0 |
| Journey Revelation | 2.0 |
| Journey Raised On Radio | 2.5 |
| Journey Frontiers | 3.0 |
| Journey Escape | 3.0 |
| Journey Departure | 3.0 |
| Journey Infinity | 3.5 |
| Steely Dan Countdown to Ecstasy | 4.0 |
| Starship Knee Deep In The Hoopla | 1.0 |
| Chickenfoot Chickenfoot | 2.0 |
| Gotta love these boring dad rock shenanigans *sigh* |
| Yngwie Malmsteen Perpetual Flame | 2.5 |
| Trouble Trouble/Psalm 9 | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Headless Cross | 2.5 |
| Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique | 4.5 |
| Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill | 4.5 |
| Chevelle Live From The Road | 2.5 |
| Elliott Smith XO | 4.5 |
| Nirvana Live and Loud | 4.5 |
| Family Force 5 III | 1.5 |
| Family Force 5 Business Up Front, Party In The Back | 2.0 |
| Queen A Night at the Opera | 4.0 |
| Prince 1999 | 4.0 |
| Boston Boston | 4.0 |
| The Antlers Hospice | 5.0 |
| Mr. Bungle OU818 | 4.0 |
| Mr. Bungle Disco Volante | 4.5 |
| Oasis Heathen Chemistry | 2.5 |
| Oasis Definitely Maybe | 4.5 |
| Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory? | 4.0 |
| Oasis Standing on the Shoulder of Giants | 2.5 |
| Weezer The Green Album | 3.0 |
| Weezer Make Believe | 2.0 |
| Weezer Raditude | 2.0 |
| Weezer Hurley | 3.0 |
| Weezer Maladroit | 3.5 |
| ... *looks over shoulders, whispers* I liked this album. |
| Weezer Weezer | 4.5 |
| Weezer Pinkerton | 5.0 |
| Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle | 4.5 |
| Molly Hatchet Flirtin' With Disaster | 3.5 |
| Ted Nugent Ted Nugent | 3.0 |
| Pure Love Anthems | 3.0 |
| KISS KISS | 3.5 |
| KISS Alive! | 4.0 |
| KISS Monster | 2.5 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 4.5 |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning | 4.5 |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All | 4.0 |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All | 4.0 |
| Would be a 4.5 with better production. ...And Justice For Jason is the definitive listening experience for this album. |
| Metallica Beyond Magnetic | 3.0 |
| Metallica Load | 2.5 |
| Metallica Reload | 2.5 |
| Metallica St. Anger | 2.0 |
| Metallica Metallica | 3.5 |
| Metallica Death Magnetic | 3.0 |
| Motley Crue Shout at the Devil | 3.5 |
| Motley Crue Theatre of Pain | 2.5 |
| Motley Crue Girls, Girls, Girls | 3.0 |
| Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood | 3.5 |
| No Doubt Tragic Kingdom | 3.5 |
| Sublime Robbin' the Hood | 3.0 |
| R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12) | 1.0 |
| This sounds like something ARK Music Factory would put out, except R. Kelly was in his late 30s when he recorded this... |
| Aiden Knives | 1.5 |
| Tom Waits Closing Time | 5.0 |
| Tom Waits Rain Dogs | 4.5 |
| Tom Waits Bad As Me | 4.0 |
| Rush Clockwork Angels | 4.5 |
| The Doobie Brothers The Captain and Me | 3.0 |
| Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool | 5.0 |
| Tool 10,000 Days | 4.0 |
| Eagles Hotel California | 2.5 |
| The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation | 4.5 |
| SubRosa (US) More Constant Than The Gods | 4.0 |
| Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come | 4.0 |
| Alcest Écailles De Lune | 4.0 |
| Alcest Shelter | 3.0 |
| Capture Capture the Crown | 1.5 |
| Abandon All Ships Infamous | 1.5 |
| We Came As Romans To Plant a Seed | 2.5 |
| Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly | 2.0 |
| I See Stars Digital Renegade | 2.5 |
| I See Stars The End of the World Party | 2.0 |
| John Cage 4'33'' | 1.0 |
| Gallows (UK) Grey Britain | 4.5 |
| Gallows (UK) Death Is Birth | 3.0 |
| Gallows (UK) Gallows | 3.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen Wrecking Ball | 4.0 |
| Aborted The Necrotic Manifesto | 3.0 |
| Vanilla Ice To the Extreme | 2.0 |
| Kevin Federline Playing with Fire | 1.0 |
| John Cena and Tha Trademarc You Can't See Me | 1.5 |
| Ah, but I *can* see you, Mr. Cena. Oh, and you're still a tool. |
| Discharge Never Again | 4.0 |
| Ozzy Osbourne Black Rain | 2.0 |
| Ozzy Osbourne Under Cover | 2.0 |
| Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears | 4.0 |
| Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon | 3.5 |
| Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz | 3.5 |
| Ozzy Osbourne Scream | 2.5 |
| Killswitch Engage Disarm the Descent | 2.5 |
| Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage (2009) | 2.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed | 3.5 |
| Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies | 3.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene | 4.5 |
| Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing | 3.0 |
| Discharge Grave New World | 1.0 |
| Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing | 4.5 |
| Discharge Why | 4.0 |
| Converge All We Love We Leave Behind | 4.5 |
| Album kind of reminds me of Discharge. I love Discharge. |
| Converge Jane Doe | 5.0 |
| Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction | 3.0 |
| HOORAY FOR MISOGYNY IN ROCK MUSIC! Appetite has its moments, but as a whole it hasn't aged very well. |
| AC/DC Back In Black | 3.0 |
| AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | 3.5 |
| AC/DC High Voltage | 3.5 |
| AC/DC Let There Be Rock | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Black Ice | 2.5 |
| AC/DC Highway To Hell | 4.0 |
| Guns N' Roses The Spaghetti Incident? | 2.0 |
| Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy | 2.5 |
| Skrillex Recess | 1.5 |
| Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites | 2.0 |
| Korn The Path of Totality | 1.5 |
| Korn Korn | 3.0 |
| Korn Follow the Leader | 3.5 |
| Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses | 3.5 |
| Slipknot Slipknot | 3.5 |
| Slipknot Iowa | 3.5 |
| Slipknot All Hope Is Gone | 2.0 |
| The Strypes Snapshot | 2.0 |
| Django Reinhardt Djangology | 4.5 |
| Robert Johnson The Complete Recordings | 5.0 |
| Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 4.5 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 4.0 |
| Elvis Presley Having Fun with Elvis on Stage | 1.0 |
| This is either amazing, awful, hilarious or incredibly tragic. I'm feeling too conflicted by this collection of banter, so I'll have to give it a 1 for now. Sorry, King. |
| Bon Jovi The Circle | 2.0 |
| Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet | 2.5 |
| Bon Jovi's dated brand of pop rock isn't really my cup of tea. Still, I suppose this is his "best" album. |
| Mos Def Black on Both Sides | 4.5 |
| Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See | 3.5 |
| CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe | 4.0 |
| Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing | 3.5 |
| Strapping Young Lad City | 5.0 |
| tUnE-yArDs Nikki Nack | 3.0 |
| Jack White Blunderbuss | 4.0 |
| Solid album. This probably would've been a 4.5 if it weren't for how singleminded the lyrics (and even the music) could get at times. Still, what Mr. White has provided is a healthy serving of songwriting done right, and I expect the best from him in the future. |
| Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet | 2.5 |
| Radiohead Kid A | 4.5 |
| Radiohead The Bends | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Help! | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Beatles for Sale | 3.0 |
| The Beatles A Hard Day's Night | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Let It Be | 4.0 |
| The Beatles With the Beatles | 3.0 |
| The Beatles Please Please Me | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour | 4.0 |
| The Beatles The Beatles | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Rubber Soul | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Yellow Submarine | 2.5 |
| The Beatles Revolver | 5.0 |
| The Beatles Abbey Road | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | 5.0 |
| Buckcherry Fifteen | 2.0 |
| SOiL Throttle Junkies | 2.5 |
| Chevelle Point #1 | 4.0 |
| Chevelle Wonder What's Next | 3.5 |
| Chevelle La Gárgola | 4.0 |
| Best Chevelle album. Only held back by the awful production (would've been a 4.5 otherwise). |
| Chevelle Hats Off To The Bull | 3.0 |
| Drowning Pool Sinner | 2.5 |
| Godsmack Faceless | 2.5 |
| Alice in Chains is a good band. Clearly Godsmack agrees with me, so I guess that's a plus. I guess... |
| Green Day Demolicious | 3.0 |
| Marilyn Manson The High End of Low | 2.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals | 3.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar | 3.5 |
| Marilyn Manson Born Villain | 2.5 |
| Muse The 2nd Law | 2.0 |
| Flying Lotus Cosmogramma | 4.5 |
| St. Vincent Marry Me | 4.0 |
| 50 Cent Before I Self Destruct | 2.0 |
| Jeffree Star Plastic Surgery Slumber Party | 1.0 |
| Operation Ivy Energy | 4.0 |
| Dio Holy Diver | 4.0 |
| Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks | 4.5 |
| Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life | 4.5 |
| Nirvana In Utero | 4.5 |
| Nirvana Bleach | 3.5 |
| Great start for a great band. Album would've been leaps and bounds better without tracks like Sifting and the later tacked-on Big Cheese, though. |
| Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York | 4.5 |
| Nirvana Nevermind | 4.0 |
| Nirvana Incesticide | 3.5 |
| Nirvana With the Lights Out | 3.5 |
| Nirvana Sliver: The Best of the Box | 2.5 |
| Nirvana Nirvana | 3.0 |
| Disturbed The Sickness | 2.5 |
| Disturbed Indestructible | 3.0 |
| Lorde Pure Heroine | 4.0 |
| Lady Gaga Born This Way | 2.0 |
| 3OH!3 Streets of Gold | 1.5 |
| Katy Perry Teenage Dream | 2.0 |
| Kesha Animal | 1.5 |
| Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas | 4.5 |
| Black Sabbath Vol. 4 | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid | 4.5 |
| Black Sabbath Master of Reality | 5.0 |
| Black Sabbath Black Sabbath | 4.5 |
| Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy | 2.5 |
| Black Sabbath Never Say Die! | 2.0 |
| Black Sabbath Born Again | 2.0 |
| Black Sabbath 13 | 3.5 |
| Black Sabbath Forbidden | 1.0 |
| Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders | 4.0 |
| Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion | 4.5 |
| Emperor Wrath of the Tyrant | 3.5 |
| Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse | 5.0 |
| The Offspring The Offspring | 4.0 |
| The Offspring Smash | 4.5 |
| The Offspring Days Go By | 2.0 |
| Big Black Headache | 3.0 |
| I really like the track Grinder, but I don't care too much for the experience as a whole. Albini's done better. |
| Santana Abraxas | 2.5 |
| OneRepublic Native | 3.5 |
| Etienne Sin The Art of Stealing Hearts | 1.0 |
| For years, I've been looking for the worst album ever. I think my journey has come to an end... |
| Tom Waits Bone Machine | 5.0 |
| Jeff Buckley Grace | 4.5 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience | 4.0 |
| Robin Thicke Blurred Lines | 1.5 |
| Tool Lateralus | 4.5 |
| Tool Ænima | 5.0 |
| Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley | 4.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age | 4.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Rated R | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf | 4.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork | 4.5 |
| Crosses Crosses | 4.0 |
| Vista Chino Peace | 3.5 |
| Eagles Of Death Metal Death By Sexy | 3.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen | 3.0 |
| On Waking the Fallen, A7X took the formula behind At the Gates' Slaughter of the Soul and added in heftier doses of melody, creating a sound that was entirely their own... well, until everyone started aping it. I don't particularly care for this band, but not bad. |
| Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold | 2.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King | 2.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil | 3.0 |
Featuring strong musicianship and a surprising amount of variety (well, more than people give the album
credit for), City of Evil could've been more if it weren't for a dated aesthetic and perhaps too much reverence
for Guns 'N' Roses. |
| Mondo Generator Cocaine Rodeo | 3.0 |
| James Blunt Back To Bedlam | 2.0 |
| The Script The Script | 2.5 |
| The Script #3 | 1.5 |
| Maroon 5 Hands All Over | 2.0 |
| Maroon 5 Overexposed | 1.5 |
| What the fuck is this garbage and why the fuck did the group responsible for Songs About Jane release it? |
| Maroon 5 Songs About Jane | 3.5 |
| Definitely one of my guilty pleasures... Nah, this album's cool and deserves credit for it. |
| Theory of a Deadman The Truth Is... | 1.5 |
| Hinder All American Nightmare | 1.5 |
| Attila Soundtrack to a Party | 2.0 |
| Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream | 2.0 |
| Emmure Felony | 1.5 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution | 1.0 |
| I don't think I want a misogynistic pedophile "saving people's lives", thank you. A lot of bands are hyped up as the most unbelievably awful thing ever, but these guys truly are the worst of the worst. |
| brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It! | 1.0 |
| Grumblecunt I Piss Shit | 1.0 |
| This is just lazy. If you're going to put out something intentionally awful, at least put some effort into it. |
| Rush Fly by Night | 4.0 |
| Rush A Farewell to Kings | 5.0 |
| Radiohead Pablo Honey | 2.5 |
| Album's got a few nice tracks, but most of it is so forgettable... |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter III | 2.0 |
| Lil Wayne Rebirth | 1.0 |
| Chief Keef Finally Rich | 1.5 |
| King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 5.0 |
| Elliott Smith Either/Or | 5.0 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 5.0 |
| Death Grips The Money Store | 4.5 |
| Mudvayne L.D. 50 | 4.0 |
| Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat. | 2.0 |
| AJJ People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People | 4.5 |
| AJJ Christmas Island | 3.5 |
Linda Ronstadt is definitely one of my favorite AJJ tracks. As for the rest of the record... Well, it's Andrew
Jackson Jihad. What more could you ask for? |
| Paul McCartney McCartney II | 2.5 |
| Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare | 4.0 |
| Arctic Monkeys AM | 4.0 |
| Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not | 4.5 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel Everything Is | 3.5 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel Ferris Wheel on Fire | 4.5 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island | 4.0 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 5.0 |
| Nick Drake Pink Moon | 5.0 |
| Trespassers William Different Stars | 4.5 |
| Sublime Acoustic: Bradley Nowell & Friends | 3.5 |
| Sublime Sublime | 4.0 |
| Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom | 3.5 |
| Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill | 4.5 |
| Pantera Far Beyond Driven | 4.0 |
| Pantera Reinventing the Steel | 3.5 |
| Pantera Cowboys from Hell | 4.0 |
| Pantera Vulgar Display of Power | 4.0 |
| Pantera Power Metal | 2.5 |
| Pantera I Am the Night | 2.0 |
| Pantera Projects in the Jungle | 1.5 |
| Pantera Metal Magic | 1.5 |
| Melvins Ozma | 4.0 |
| Melvins Houdini | 4.0 |
| Melvins A Senile Animal | 4.0 |
| Melvins Nude With Boots | 3.0 |
| Faith No More Angel Dust | 5.0 |
| Mr. Bungle California | 5.0 |
| My Bloody Valentine Geek! | 2.0 |
| My Bloody Valentine This Is Your Bloody Valentine | 2.0 |
| My Bloody Valentine Loveless | 4.5 |
| Pixies Doolittle | 3.5 |
| Pixies EP1 | 2.5 |
| Pixies EP2 | 2.5 |
| Pixies EP3 | 2.0 |
| Pixies Indie Cindy | 2.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness | 4.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist | 2.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream | 5.0 |
| Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime | 3.0 |
| While I realize this album's influenced countless other bands, I've never really understood why. The concept's cool, but the music itself isn't particularly impressive imo (the flat production doesn't help). I'd much rather go with Seventh Son of a Seventh Son (the closest comparison I can think of), thank you. |
| Slayer Undisputed Attitude | 3.0 |
| Decent cover album from a band responsible for thrash metal masterpieces. Some of the choices weren't the best and the songs could've made the thrash transition a little more smoothly, but still worth a listen for any Slayer fan. |
| Slayer World Painted Blood | 2.5 |
| Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine | 2.0 |
| William Control Hate Culture | 1.0 |
| Snoop Dogg Da Game is to Be Sold, Not to Be Told | 1.5 |
| Snoop Dogg Doggystyle | 4.5 |
| Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back | 4.5 |
| Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting | 2.0 |
| Periphery Periphery (Instrumental) | 4.5 |
| Periphery Periphery | 3.5 |
| Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal | 4.0 |
| Periphery Icarus | 3.0 |
| Periphery Clear | 3.0 |
| Feed the Ground and Pale Aura are actually pretty cool songs (especially the latter). The rest is pretty forgettable, though, and Spencer's vocals are arguably a step down from PII's. |
| The Clash London Calling | 4.0 |
| The Clash Cut the Crap | 1.5 |
| The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico | 5.0 |
| The Velvet Underground Loaded | 4.5 |
| The Velvet Underground Squeeze | 1.5 |
| The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat | 4.5 |
| The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground | 4.0 |
| Bathory Bathory | 4.0 |
| Bathory Requiem | 2.0 |
| Bathory Octagon | 1.5 |
| Meshuggah Chaosphere | 4.5 |
| Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve | 4.5 |
| Green Day 39/Smooth | 3.0 |
| Green Day Dookie | 4.0 |
| Green Day ¡UNO! | 2.5 |
| Green Day iDOS! | 2.0 |
| After the release of Demolicious (which included better versions of some of the tracks on here), this album became obsolete. Also, Nightlife is the worst fucking song ever. |
| Green Day iTRE! | 2.5 |
| Green Day Kerplunk | 4.0 |
| Deftones Adrenaline | 3.5 |
| Deftones Saturday Night Wrist | 4.0 |
| Deftones Around the Fur | 4.0 |
| Deftones Deftones | 4.0 |
| Deftones Koi No Yokan | 4.5 |
| Deftones Diamond Eyes | 4.5 |
| Deftones White Pony | 5.0 |
