Mysterio
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Last Active 08-04-12 4:22 pm
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Average Rating: 3.31
Rating Variance: 1.33
Objectivity Score: 84%
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2012
50 Cent 5 (Murder by Numbers)3.5

2011
Mastodon The Hunter3.5
Opeth Heritage3.5
Howard Shore The Lord of the Rings Symphony5.0
Lil Wayne Tha Carter IV1.5
Web Society Perfect World1.0
Jesus freaking christ, is this a band of 7 year old androgynous retards?
Septicflesh The Great Mass4.5
Web Society Gutter (Demo)1.5
Apart from the crusty guitar work, and flat drumming (sounds like it was done on a first act drum set), the horrendous vocals pretty much killed me. Sounds like he's impersonating the guy from "The Germs" and doing a pretty bloody bad job of it.rI don't know who gave all these albums 4.5s, but they seriously need to evaluate their views on life, because these albums suck colossal gonads.
Tiesto Club Life Volume One: Las Vegas3.5

2010
Web Society Web Society [EP]1.0
More of the same garbage. I wish I didn't have to waste 50 characters on this pile of refuse, but this site is making me (See my review of Neutral Milk Hotel for more of my thoughts on how this site is run). *Special note on the song "Paranoid Neighbourhood", the singing actually gave me a brain aneurysm. Hope you're fucking satisfied you sadist.
Soulja Boy The DeAndre Way3.0
Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being1.0
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini2.0
Drake Thank Me Later2.0
Mike Patton Mondo Cane5.0
Lil Wayne Rebirth1.5
Gatling Hen In A Pumpkin3.0

2009
50 Cent Before I Self Destruct3.0
Michael Buble Crazy Love3.5
Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals3.5
Mastodon Crack the Skye4.5

2008
Merzbow Anicca1.0
G-Unit Terminate On Sight3.5
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends3.0
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III1.5
Buckethead Enter The Chicken (Reissue)4.5
Septicflesh Communion4.5

2007
Birdman 5 Star Stunna2.5
Howard Shore The Return of the King: The Complete Recordings4.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works3.5
Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com2.5
Ulver Shadows of the Sun3.0
Dropkick Murphys The Meanest of Times4.0
50 Cent Curtis3.0
Buckethead Pepper's Ghost4.5
Merzbow Merzbear1.5

2006
Opeth Opeth (Box Set)4.0
Mastodon Blood Mountain4.0
Peeping Tom Peeping Tom4.0
Buckethead The Elephant Man's Alarm Clock4.0
Lloyd Banks Rotten Apple3.0
2005
Howard Shore The Fellowship of the Ring: The Complete Recording5.0
Lil Wayne Tha Carter II2.0
Buckethead Kaleidoscalp3.5
Nickelback All the Right Reasons1.0
All the right reasons, all the wrong notes. Seriously this album is painfully bad.
Kanye West Late Registration4.0
Opeth Ghost Reveries4.5
Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code4.0
50 Cent The Massacre3.5

2004
Merzbow Merzbird1.5
William Shatner Has Been4.0
Green Day American Idiot2.0
Tiesto Parade Of The Athletes4.0
Mastodon Leviathan4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine3.0
Lil Wayne Tha Carter1.0
The Killers Hot Fuss3.5
Alexisonfire Watch Out!3.5
James Horner Troy4.5
Buckethead The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell4.5

2003
Howard Shore The Return of the King4.5
Michael Buble Let It Snow!4.5
blink-182 Blink-1822.5
Britney Spears In the Zone3.5
G-Unit Beg For Mercy3.5
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 31.0
Dropkick Murphys Blackout4.0
Opeth Damnation3.5
50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'4.5
The Living End Modern Artillery3.5

2002
Howard Shore The Two Towers4.5
Opeth Deliverance4.0
Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls1.5
2001
Howard Shore The Fellowship of the Ring5.0
System of a Down Toxicity4.0
Opeth Blackwater Park3.5
Fantomas The Director's Cut4.0
Tomahawk Tomahawk4.0

2000
Lamb of God New American Gospel3.0

1999
Opeth Still Life3.5
Mr. Bungle California5.0
blink-182 Enema Of The State2.0

1998
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea2.0
I would've given this ish 1, but this site won't let me because all you hipsters are dickrididing this band so hard, you can't even see how terrible this godawful album is. I swear to god this singers voice gave me herpes, and that freaking bagpipe solo was so abrasive, I started getting a rash. You people need to open your eyes to the truth, this album isn't a classic. It has its moments (Holland, 1945 is a pretty mellow song, and it actually conveys a message of sorts), but seriously, come now.
Dan Swano Moontower3.5

1997
Metallica Reload3.5
Andrea Bocelli Romanza4.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞2.0
blink-182 Dude Ranch2.5
Faith No More Album of the Year3.5

1996
Opeth Morningrise4.0
Cryptopsy None So Vile4.0

1995
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler2.0

1994
Buckethead Giant Robot4.0
Yanni Live at the Acropolis4.5
1992
Faith No More Angel Dust5.0

1991
Green Day 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours3.5

1988
Metallica ...And Justice for All4.0

1987
James Horner Aliens3.5

1986
Metallica Master of Puppets3.5

1985
James Horner Commando4.0

1984
Metallica Ride the Lightning4.0

1982
James Horner Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan4.5
1968
William Shatner The Transformed Man5.0
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