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2012
Linkin Park Living Things	2.0
Ihsahn Eremita	4.0
Kayo Dot Gamma Knife	4.0

2011
Rwake Rest	4.5
Mastodon The Hunter	4.5
The Devil Wears Prada Dead Throne	2.0
Wild Flag Wild Flag	4.5
MonstrO MonstrO	4.0
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Am I the Enemy	2.0
Lil Wayne Tha Carter IV	2.0
Retox Ugly Animals	4.0
Design the Skyline Nevaeh	1.5
Totimoshi Avenger	4.0
Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire Visceral	3.5
Incubus (USA-CA) If Not Now, When?	2.0
Yes Fly from Here	3.0
August Burns Red Leveler	1.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual	1.5
Ancestors Invisible White	3.5
Helms Alee Weatherhead	4.5
Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire	1.0
A Pale Horse Named Death And Hell Will Follow Me	3.5
Origin Entity	3.5
Alestorm Back Through Time	2.5
U.S. Christmas The Valley Path	4.0
Cave In White Silence	4.5
Lady Gaga Born This Way	2.0
Anaal Nathrakh Passion	2.5
Arsonists Get All the Girls Motherland	3.0
Weekend Nachos Worthless	4.0
One of the best hardcore albums released this year.
Gentleman's Pistols At Her Majesty's Pleasure	4.5
Jesu Ascension	3.5
Horseback The Gorgon Tongue	3.5
Zombi Escape Velocity	4.0
Xerath II	3.5
It's alright. I dig some of the epic harmonies in the album. Better than I, but not by too much. I have some hope for these guys. They're capable of some good shit. They just need to take more time to write and compose next album.
Texas in July One Reality	1.5
Krallice Diotima	3.5
Gallhammer The End	4.0
Graveyard (SWE) Hisingen Blues	4.0
Former Thieves The Language That We Speak	4.0
Explosions in the Sky Take Care, Take Care, Take Care	4.0
Believer Transhuman	3.5
Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless	1.0
Emery We Do What We Want	2.5
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising	3.0
GridLink Orphan	3.0
Blackguard Firefight	3.0
Bloodiest Descent	3.5
Goes Cube In Tides And Drifts	3.5
Obscura Omnivium	4.5
True Widow As High As The Highest Heavens And From The Center	4.5
Swarms Old Raves End	4.5
Fantastic stuff. I've probably listened to this thing 6-7 times. Every time is better than the last. Absolutely fucking awesome.
Yellowcard When You're Through Thinking, Say Yes	3.5
Meek Is Murder Algorithms	4.0
Protest the Hero Scurrilous	4.5
Adversarial Prophetic Plain of Abyssal Revelation	4.0
KEN mode Venerable	3.5
Screeching Weasel First World Manifesto	4.0
Trap Them Darker Handcraft	4.5
Rotten Sound Cursed	4.5
Mayday Parade Valdosta	2.5
Lifelover Sjukdom	3.0
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights	4.0
Grails Deep Politics	4.5
SubRosa (US) No Help for the Mighty Ones	3.5
Scale the Summit The Collective	5.0
Emmure Speaker Of The Dead	1.0
Yuck Yuck	4.0
Mogwai Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will	4.0
Dornenreich Flammentriebe	4.0
Darkest Era The Last Caress Of Light	3.5
Abysmal Dawn Leveling the Plane of Existence	2.5
The Mount Fuji Doomjazz Corporation Anthropomorphic	4.0
Brotherhood of Sleep Dark as Light	4.0
We Made God It's Getting Colder	3.5
Anal Cunt Fuckin' A	2.5
Nucleus Torn Andromeda Awaiting	4.0
Khann Erode	3.5

2010
Tank War Machine	1.0
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit	4.0
God Dethroned Under the Sign of the Iron Cross	3.5
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy	4.5
Soviet League Soviet League	4.5
Probably one of the greatest indie-alternative records ever. I still need to get my hands on it though.
brokeNCYDE Will Never Die	1.0
Oceano Contagion	1.5
Cradle of Filth Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa	2.5
Underoath Ø (Disambiguation)	2.5
Maserati Pyramid of the Sun	4.0
Escape the Fate Escape the Fate	2.0
Electric Wizard Black Masses	4.0
Krieg The Isolationist	3.5
Kylesa Spiral Shadow	4.5
Holy Grail Crisis In Utopia	4.5
Valencia Dancing With A Ghost	3.0
Titan Sweet Dreams	4.0
White Moth White Moth	4.5
Just got this off the angel oven online store. Only paid 11 bucks, but it was sure as hell worth it.
Abandon All Ships Geeving	1.0
Chiodos Illuminaudio	3.0
Sailors With Wax Wings Sailors With Wax Wings	4.5
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...	1.5
October Tide A Thin Shell	3.0
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini	4.5
U.S. Christmas Run Thick In The Night	4.0
Torche Songs for Singles	4.5
God, this album is fucking unreal! Nothing is like Lay Low.
Gnaw Their Tongues L'arrivée de la Terne Mort Triomphante	3.5
Tera Melos Patagonian Rats	4.0
Disturbed Asylum	1.5
Never Shout Never Harmony	1.5
The Devil Wears Prada Zombie	2.5
Miss May I Monument	1.0
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier	3.5
Waking The Cadaver Beyond Cops, Beyond God	1.0
Bonded by Blood Exiled to Earth	4.0
Arcade Fire The Suburbs	4.5
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time	4.0
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare	2.0
Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds	1.5
Knut Wonder	3.0
Coliseum House With A Curse	2.5
Kvelertak Kvelertak	4.5
Attack Attack! Attack Attack!	1.0
Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire Songs of Ill Hope and Desperation	4.0
Castevet Mounds of Ash	3.5
Rosetta A Determinism of Morality	4.0
Pendulum Immersion	2.5
Deez Nuts This One's For You	1.5
Harvey Milk A Small Turn of Human Kindness	3.5
God Is an Astronaut Age of the Fifth Sun	3.5
The Austerity Program Backsliders and Apostates Will Burn	4.0
Bullet for My Valentine Fever	1.5
Sevendust Cold Day Memory	3.0
Les Discrets Septembre Et Ses Dernières Pensées	4.5
Bonobo Black Sands	4.5
Finnr's Cane Wanderlust	3.5
Ludicra The Tenant	3.5
Daughters Daughters	3.5
Chelsea Grin Desolation Of Eden	1.0
Never Shout Never What Is Love?	1.0
Love On The Lips of A Whore Asylum	1.5
Serpent Throne White Summer - Black Winter	4.5

2009
The Bravery Stir The Blood	2.0
Defeater Lost Ground	4.0
Woods of Ypres Woods 4: The Green Album	2.5
Gorgoroth Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt	4.5
Mr. Death Detached From Life	4.0
Tenebrae in Perpetuum L'Eterno Maligno Silenzio	3.5
The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine	3.5
A Rocket to the Moon On Your Side	1.5
Lifelover Dekadens	4.0
Tokio Hotel Humanoid	2.0
Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony	1.5
Immortal All Shall Fall	3.5
Kid Cudi Man on the Moon: The End of Day	4.0
Emmure Felony	1.0
Cobra Starship Hot Mess	1.0
Owl City Ocean Eyes	1.0
August Burns Red Constellations	3.0
Touche Amore ...To the Beat of a Dead Horse	4.0
Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage (2009)	2.0
Tortoise Beacons of Ancestorship	3.5
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!	1.0
Magrudergrind Magrudergrind	4.0
Coalesce OX	4.0
Alestorm Black Sails at Midnight	3.5
Meat Puppets Sewn Together	4.5
Dot Dot Curve Til the Wheels Fall Off	1.0
ISIS Wavering Radiant	4.0
Keelhaul Keelhaul's Triumphant Return To Obscurity	4.0
Mono Hymn to the Immortal Wind	4.0
Kylesa Static Tensions	3.5
Gnaw Their Tongues Die Mutter Wählt Das Todtenkleidchen	5.0
August Burns Red Lost Messengers: The Outtakes	2.5
Obscura Cosmogenesis	4.5
A Day To Remember Homesick	2.5
Zombi Spirit Animal	3.5
Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague	4.0
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season Cut Up!	1.0
Cannot say this is really unexpected. The band has always sucked, but this.....this is just...garbage.
The Mercury Program Chez Viking	3.5
Horseback The Invisible Mountain	4.0

2008
The Killers Day & Age	3.0
Orion's Reign Nuclear Winter	3.5
Nickelback Dark Horse	1.5
Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly	1.0
God Is an Astronaut God Is an Astronaut	4.0
Cynic Traced in Air	4.5
Escape the Fate This War Is Ours	2.0
Lifelover Konkurs	4.5
TTNG Animals	5.0
Bohren und der Club of Gore Dolores	4.5
Deez Nuts Stay True	2.5
I Set My Friends On Fire You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter	2.0
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God	4.0
Ruiner I Heard These Dudes Are Assholes	4.0
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season	1.0
Gnaw Their Tongues For All Slaves... A Song of False Hope	3.0
Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin	1.5
Kid Cudi A Kid Named Cudi	3.5
GridLink Amber Gray	4.0
U.S. Christmas Eat The Low Dogs	4.0
Jesu Why Are We Not Perfect?	3.0
Alesana Where Myth Fades to Legend	2.5
Harvey Milk Life... The Best Game in Town	3.5
Darkspace Dark Space III	4.0
Emmure The Respect Issue	2.0
Exxasens Polaris	4.5
I thought this album was truly a work of genius. Came upon them on Last FM. The samples were definitely my favorite part. Exxasens may be one of the finest projects in Post-Rock.
Torche Meanderthal	4.0
The Bravery The Sun and the Moon Complete	3.0
Bullet for My Valentine Scream Aim Fire	1.0
Woods of Ypres Woods III: Deepest Roots and Darkest Blu	1.5
Attack Attack! If Guns Are Outlawed, Can We Use Swords?	1.5

2007
Gnaw Their Tongues An Epiphanic Vomiting Of Blood	2.5
Waking The Cadaver Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler	1.5
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold	1.5
Cobra Starship ¡Viva La Cobra!	2.0
Rosetta Wake/Lift	3.5
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters	4.0
Four Year Strong Rise Or Die Trying	3.5
Scary Kids Scaring Kids Scary Kids Scaring Kids	2.5
The Devil Wears Prada Plagues	1.0
The Austerity Program Black Madonna	3.0
Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics	2.5
Horseback Impale Golden Horn	4.0
Ruiner Prepare To Be Let Down	3.5
Pelican City of Echoes	3.5
Tokio Hotel Scream	1.0
Katatonia July	3.5
Emmure Goodbye To The Gallows	1.0
Sevendust Alpha	4.0
Lifelover Erotik	5.0
Anberlin Cities	3.5
Pelican Pink Mammoth	2.5
Insect Warfare World Extermination	4.0

2006
Switchfoot Oh! Gravity.	5.0
Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny	3.5
Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss	5.0
Kylesa Time Will Fuse Its Worth	3.5
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings	1.5
Electro Quarterstaff Gretzky	4.5
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side	4.0
Beck The Information	4.0
Ludicra Fex Urbis Lex Orbis	3.5
The Killers Sam's Town	3.5
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion	2.5
Saosin Saosin	3.0
Jerry Lee Lewis Last Man Standing	5.0
Norma Jean Redeemer	2.5
Harvey Milk Special Wishes	4.0
Hatebreed Supremacy	3.0
Tortoise A Lazarus Taxon	3.5
Daughters Hell Songs	4.0
Have Heart The Things We Carry	4.0
Obscura Retribution	4.5
Lifelover Pulver	4.5
Zombi Surface to Air	4.0
NOFX Wolves in Wolves' Clothing	3.0
The Scene Aesthetic Building Homes From What We've Known	2.0
Jesu Silver	5.0
Mono You Are There	4.0
Cannibal Corpse Kill	3.5

2005
Darkspace Dark Space II	4.0
Knut Terraformer	3.0
Rosetta The Galilean Satellites	4.0
Tera Melos Untitled	4.0
Torche Torche	3.5
Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well	3.5
Scary Kids Scaring Kids The City Sleeps In Flames	2.5
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil	2.5
Pelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...	4.0
The Red Chord Clients	3.5
Coliseum Goddamage	3.5
The Books Lost And Safe	4.5
Kylesa To Walk A Middle Course	3.5
Horna Envaatnags Eflos Solf Esgantaavne	4.0
God Is an Astronaut All Is Violent, All Is Bright	5.0
Four Year Strong It's Our Time	3.5
7 Seconds Take It Back, Take It On, Take It Over!	3.0
The Devil Wears Prada Patterns of a Horizon	2.0
Tokio Hotel Schrei	2.0
Rotten Sound Exit	5.0

2004
Have Heart What Counts	3.0
Nocte Obducta Nektar: Teil 1 - Zwölf Monde, Eine Hand voll Träum	4.5
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety	3.0
The Killers Hot Fuss	3.0
My Morning Jacket Acoustic Citsuoca	4.5
Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn	5.0
Nasum Shift	4.0

2003
blink-182 Blink-182	2.0
Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place	5.0
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye	4.5
Darkspace Dark Space I	3.5
Morbid Angel Heretic	3.5
My Morning Jacket It Still Moves	4.0
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen	2.0
Killing Joke Killing Joke (2003)	4.0
Saosin Translating the Name	3.5
Metallica St. Anger	1.5
Cult of Luna The Beyond	3.5
Nadja Touched	5.0
Sunn O))) White1	4.5
The Mercury Program Confines Of Heat Split	5.0

2002
Harkonen Shake Harder Boy	4.5
Keelhaul Keelhaul II	4.5
Disturbed Believe	2.5
Watchtower Demonstrations In Chaos	4.5
Floor Floor	5.0
Orchid Orchid	4.5
Home Grown Kings of Pop	3.5
Kylesa Kylesa	3.0
Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing	2.5
Knut Challenger	3.5
Hatebreed Perseverance	2.5
Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed	3.5
The Virus Nowhere to Hide	3.5
Krieg Destruction Ritual	4.0
ISIS Oceanic	5.0
Agalloch The Mantle	5.0

2001
Mono Under the Pipal Tree	3.0
Dead Kennedys Mutiny On The Bay: [Live]	5.0
Prostitute Disfigurement Embalmed Madness	4.0
Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet	1.0
T.S.O.L. Disappear	4.0
My Morning Jacket At Dawn	3.5
The Mercury Program All the Suits Began to Fall Off	4.5
Of all the MP albums, this one is definitely my favorite. Simply beautiful music. Threads is such a genius track. Sometimes I wish it would never end.
Old Man Gloom Seminar III: Zozobra	4.0

2000
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven	3.5
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command	4.0
7 Seconds Scream Real Loud	3.5
Iron Maiden Brave New World	3.0
Nasum Human 2.0	3.5
Cave In Jupiter	4.0
Discordance Axis The Inalienable Dreamless	4.5
Orchid Dance Tonight! Revolution Tomorrow!	5.0

1999
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada	4.0
Mushroomhead M3	3.0
Angry Samoans The '90s Suck and So Do You	2.5
Immortal At the Heart of Winter	4.0
Agalloch Pale Folklore	4.0
The Lillingtons Death by Television	4.0

1998
Lagwagon Let's Talk About Feelings	4.5
Beck Mutations	5.0
Jets to Brazil Orange Rhyming Dictionary	4.0
Death The Sound of Perseverance	5.0
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out	3.5
Mouse on Mars Glam	4.0
Cave In Until Your Heart Stops	4.0
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth	4.0
Tortoise TNT	4.0
Agnostic Front Something's Gotta Give	3.5
Nasum Inhale/Exhale	4.0

1997
Yes Open Your Eyes	1.5
Metallica Reload	2.5
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞	5.0
Misfits Static Age	5.0
Mouse on Mars Cache Coeur Naif	5.0
Die Krupps Paradise Now	3.5
Atari Teenage Riot The Future Of War	4.0
Anal Cunt I Like It When You Die	3.0
Atari Teenage Riot Burn, Berlin, Burn!	3.5
Discordance Axis Jouhou	4.0
Mogwai Young Team	4.5
Orange Goblin Frequencies from Planet Ten	5.0

1996
Butthole Surfers Electriclarryland	3.5
Beck Odelay	4.5
Cannibal Corpse Vile	3.5
Anal Cunt 40 More Reasons To Hate Us	3.0
At the Drive-In Acrobatic Tenement	4.0
Chuck Berry The Best of Chuck Berry	4.0
Brutal Truth Godplayer (Single)	4.5
Burzum Filosofem	5.0

1995
Ramones Adios Amigos!	3.5
Morbid Angel Domination	4.0
Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side	4.5
In the Woods... Heart of the Ages	5.0
Atari Teenage Riot 1995	4.0

1994
Brutal Truth Need to Control	5.0
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley	5.0
Beck Mellow Gold	4.5
Meat Puppets Too High To Die	3.0
Harvey Milk My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment...	4.0

1993
Ramones Acid Eaters	2.5
The Dead Milkmen Not Richard, But Dick	5.0
Morbid Angel Covenant	5.0
Propagandhi How to Clean Everything	4.0
Butthole Surfers Independent Worm Saloon	3.5
7 Seconds Out The Shizzy	2.5
Dropdead 1st LP	4.0
Cynic Focus	4.5
Carcass Heartwork	5.0

1992
The Jesus Lizard Liar	4.0
Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun	4.5
Malevolent Creation Retribution	5.0
Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond	4.0
The Dead Milkmen Soul Rotation	5.0
D.R.I. Definition	3.5
Neurosis Souls at Zero	5.0

1991
Death Human	5.0
Rush Roll the Bones	4.5
Meat Puppets Forbidden Places	3.5
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth	4.0
Melvins Bullhead	5.0
7 Seconds Old School	3.5
Venom Temples of Ice	3.5
The Jesus Lizard Goat	5.0
Drive Like Jehu Drive Like Jehu	5.0

1990
Bad Religion Against the Grain	4.5
Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life	4.0
The Dead Milkmen Metaphysical Graffiti	4.5
The Jesus Lizard Head	4.0

1989
Blood Impulse to Destroy	3.5
Watchtower Control and Resistance	5.0
Bad Religion No Control	4.0
Gorilla Biscuits Start Today	5.0

1988
Death Leprosy	4.5
Naked Raygun Jettison	5.0
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son	3.5
Judge New York Crew	5.0
Gorilla Biscuits Gorilla Biscuits	5.0

1987
Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician	4.0
Yes Big Generator	2.5

1986
Killing Joke Brighter Than a Thousand Suns	3.5
Siouxsie and the Banshees Tinderbox	5.0
Naked Raygun All Rise	4.0
Cro-Mags The Age of Quarrel	5.0

1985
Naked Raygun Throb Throb	4.5
Watchtower Energetic Disassembly	4.0
D.R.I. Dealing with It!	4.0
Meat Puppets Up on the Sun	5.0

1984
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath	4.5
Dio The Last in Line	5.0
7 Seconds The Crew	4.0
Meat Puppets Meat Puppets II	4.5

1983
Mercyful Fate Melissa	5.0
Dio Holy Diver	5.0
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind	5.0
Tank This Means War	3.5
Agnostic Front United Blood	4.5
Subhumans The Day the Country Died	5.0

1982
Die Krupps Volle Kraft Voraus!	3.5
Meat Puppets Meat Puppets	2.5
Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing	5.0
Misfits Walk Among Us	5.0
Venom Black Metal	5.0

1981
T.S.O.L. Dance With Me	4.0
Agent Orange Living in Darkness	3.5
Crass Penis Envy	4.5
Discharge Why	5.0
Bad Religion Bad Religion	5.0

1980
Killing Joke Killing Joke	4.0
Joy Division Closer	4.0
Van Halen Women and Children First	4.0
Ramones End of the Century	3.5
Rush Permanent Waves	5.0
Angry Samoans Inside My Brain	5.0

1979
The Slits Cut	4.0
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures	5.0

1978
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!	5.0
Ramones Road to Ruin	4.5
Dead Boys We Have Come For Your Children	4.0
Siouxsie and the Banshees The Scream	4.5

1977
Ramones Rocket to Russia	5.0
Dead Boys Young Loud and Snotty	5.0
Rush A Farewell to Kings	5.0
Ramones Leave Home	4.0

1976
Ramones Ramones	5.0

1975
Black Sabbath Sabotage	4.5
Rush Fly by Night	4.0

1974
Sweet Desolation Boulevard	4.0

1973
The Stooges Raw Power	5.0
The Velvet Underground Squeeze	2.0

1972
Yes Close to the Edge	4.0

1971
Yes Fragile	5.0
Yes The Yes Album	4.5

1970
The Velvet Underground Loaded	3.0

1969
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground	5.0

1968
The Kinks The Village Green Preservation Society	5.0

1967
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico	4.0

1961
Frank Sinatra Sinatra's Swingin' Session	5.0

1960
Frank Sinatra Nice 'n' Easy	5.0

1958
Frank Sinatra Frank Sinatra Sings for Only the Lonely	5.0
Frank Sinatra Come Fly With Me	5.0

1957
Chuck Berry After School Session	4.5

1956
Frank Sinatra Songs for Swingin' Lovers!	5.0

1955
Frank Sinatra In The Wee Small Hours	4.5

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