| 2009 |
| Tyler, the Creator Bastard | 1.0 |
| Chris Brown Graffiti | 1.0 |
| Lupe Fiasco Enemy Of The State: A Love Story | 1.5 |
| Switchfoot Hello Hurricane | 3.5 |
| Mayday Parade Anywhere But Here | 3.0 |
| Relient K Forget and Not Slow Down | 3.5 |
| Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream | 1.0 |
I decided to pick up this album on a friend's suggestion.
The next day, I shattered it with a meat cleaver.
I first listened to their "best song" called The Final Episode [ Lets Change The Channel ], besides the title being completely unrelated to the song, the lyrics are horrid and repetitive. It begins with "OH MY GOD", which starts it off terribly. The ending was worse. Hearing "You need a doctor baby, you scared". for a full minute hurt my ears.
The guitar is extremely annoying. The drums sound the same throughout every song. The vocals are disgusting. I could barely understand what they were barking and screeching into the microphone. Their songs were only the second time I had to look at lyrics to even halfway understand what they were attempting to sing. At some points, it sound like the lead singer said " I want a brownie".
What was really funny, like I mentioned before, the titles have NO relation to the song whatever, showing that they have no creativity whatsoever.
For example:
Title: If You Can't Ride Two Horses At Once... You Should Get Out Of The Circus
Some lyrics:
So now this is over and the world falls upon me,
I never expected to be here alone.
The shadows are forming as we burst into flames.
Why does this end this way?
The lyrics are only about crying and how they were left alone, which is typical emo shit. Just a typical scene kid band with only half the shitty appearance. The lyrics make Black Veil Brides look like Billy Joel. The song titles make BrokenCYDE look like Daft Punk. The guitars make the average man look like Slash.
The album and the band suck. |
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| brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It! | 1.0 |
| Eminem Relapse | 2.0 |
| Rick Ross Deeper Than Rap | 2.0 |
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| FM Static Dear Diary | 4.0 |
| New Found Glory Not Without a Fight | 3.0 |
| The Antlers Hospice | 5.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season Cut Up! | 1.0 |
