2010 |
Keri Hilson No Boys Allowed | 2.5 |
Keyshia Cole Calling All Hearts | 3.0 |
Ciara Basic Instinct | 3.0 |
Jazmine Sullivan Love Me Back | 2.0 |
Nicki Minaj Pink Friday | 2.5 |
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 3.5 |
Robyn Body Talk | 4.0 |
Kesha Cannibal | 2.0 |
Rihanna Loud | 3.0 |
Jon Lajoie I Kill People | 4.5 |
Pink Greatest Hits... So Far!!! | 3.5 |
brokeNCYDE Will Never Die | 1.0 |
The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning | 1.5 |
Allstar Weekend Suddenly Yours | 1.0 |
The Band Perry The Band Perry | 2.5 |
Big Time Rush B.T.R. | 1.5 |
Middle Class Rut No Name No Color | 3.5 |
Pete Yorn Pete Yorn | 3.5 |
Maroon 5 Hands All Over | 2.5 |
Matt Costa Mobile Chateau | 3.0 |
Chromeo Business Casual | 2.5 |
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns | 3.5 |
Katy Perry Teenage Dream | 2.0 |
Fantasia Barrino Back to Me | 2.5 |
Mike Posner 31 Minutes To Takeoff | 1.5 |
BoA (KOR) Hurricane Venus | 3.5 |
Brandon Boyd The Wild Trapeze | 2.5 |
Kylie Minogue Aphrodite | 3.0 |
Enrique Iglesias Euphoria | 2.0 |
3OH!3 Streets of Gold | 1.0 |
Demians Mute | 3.5 |
Allstar Weekend Suddenly | 1.5 |
Pierce the Veil Selfish Machines | 2.5 |
Macy Gray The Sellout | 2.5 |
Eminem Recovery | 3.0 |
The Pineapple Thief Someone Here Is Missing | 3.5 |
The Ready Set Im Alive, Im Dreaming | 1.5 |
The Young Veins Take a Vacation! | 3.0 |
Hot Hot Heat Future Breeds | 3.0 |
Rooney Eureka | 3.0 |
Christina Aguilera Bionic | 3.0 |
Christina comes back into the music world with a vengeance and in a way repeats history with her
Dirrty part 2 video "Not Myself Tonight". Her voice is strong as ever yet on some tracks like
"Bionic" and "Elastic Love" the focus seems to be more on the music and less on the vocals much
like Britney's Blackout. She also uses sex like Madonna and Janet as a form of power (tracks like
"Woohoo" and "Sex For Breakfast" are prime examples), but it's the ballads that make Bionic shine.
Tracks 11 through 15 are reminders of Back to Basics and are a welcome change from the electro-
sexual nature that dominates the record. Hopefully Christina will worry less about trying to keep
her "spot" in the music realm and focus more on making quality tunes. Download: Desnudate, Glam,
Sex For Breakfast, Lift Me Up, All I Need, and My Girls. |
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid | 4.0 |
British India Avalanche | 3.0 |
Toni Braxton Pulse | 3.0 |
Kelis Flesh Tone | 3.5 |
Bullet for My Valentine Fever | 1.5 |
Jonsi Go | 3.5 |
Usher Raymond v. Raymond | 2.0 |
Erykah Badu New Amerykah Part Two: Return of the Ankh | 2.5 |
Madonna Sticky & Sweet Tour | 2.5 |
Goldfrapp Head First | 3.5 |
Vex'd Cloud Seed | 4.0 |
Isles and Glaciers The Hearts of Lonely People | 1.5 |
Ludacris Battle of the Sexes | 2.0 |
Jason Derulo Jason Derulo | 1.0 |
Yeasayer Odd Blood | 3.5 |
Sade Soldier Of Love | 3.5 |
BT These Hopeful Machines | 3.5 |
Lil Wayne Rebirth | 1.0 |
Hadouken! For The Masses | 2.5 |
All Time Low MTV Unplugged | 2.0 |
Owen Pallett Heartland | 3.0 |
Heidi Montag Superficial | 1.0 |
It’s no surprise that Heidi Montag’s debut isn’t living up to the greatness she professed during her interview promotions. This makes Britney Spear’s Blackout on the level of Mozart and that’s sad in itself. Heidi doesn’t even try to be different she just copies what is considered cool now and attempts to sings clich?about how others are jealous of her, love and partying. . .topics Madonna, GaGa, and countless other females do a much better job at singing about. This is a fail like no other with Heidi using $2 million of her personal income to fund a record that is well on it’s way to becoming the flop of the year. The only people who would even dare buy this are delusional fans of The Hills, everyone else with a brain can avoid this like swine flu. |
You Me At Six Hold Me Down | 2.5 |
Vampire Weekend Contra | 3.0 |
Kesha Animal | 2.0 |
While Ke$ha comes across as a poor mans Lady GaGa, she's at a place GaGa has yet to go despite numerous tries: hip-hop. Fusing that with electro and pop while rapping a la Fergie, Ke$ha's debut is a hot mess just like her appearance. It's not that far-fetched to image her showing up to a red carpet event with one heel on, panties, and a graphic tee with questionable stains on it. Musically the record is stale rarely leaving the upbeat sound with trashy lyrics from the single "Tik Tok". Vocally she should stick to rapping because when she attempts to sing the result is less that fulfilling. Ke$ha reinforces that in pop music sometimes originality isn't key, it's catchy hooks and who you know that gets you signed. Download: Your Love Is My Drug, Take It Off, Dinosaur and Boots & Boys. |
Clive Tanaka y Su Orquesta Jet Set Siempre No. 1 | 4.0 |