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2019
James Blake Assume Form	4.5

2017
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.	4.5
The Smith Street Band More Scared of You Than You Are of Me	3.5

2016
Bon Iver 22, A Million	4.0

2014
The Smith Street Band Throw Me in the River	4.0
Freddie Gibbs and Madlib Pinata	4.5
Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World	4.0
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues	4.5
Warpaint Warpaint	3.5

2013
Burial Rival Dealer	4.5
Danny Brown Old	4.5
Pusha T My Name Is My Name	4.0
Eleventh He Reaches London Banhus	4.0
Lorde Pure Heroine	4.0
Drake Nothing Was the Same	4.0
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe	3.5
King Krule 6 Feet Beneath the Moon	4.5
The Smith Street Band Don't Fuck With Our Dreams	3.0
Jay-Z Magna Carta... Holy Grail	2.5
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels	4.5
Kanye West Yeezus	3.5
Deafheaven Sunbather	4.0
Church of Misery Thy Kingdom Scum	4.0
Baths Obsidian	3.5
The National Trouble Will Find Me	4.0
Daft Punk Random Access Memories	3.0
Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve	4.0
Laura Stevenson Wheel	4.0
Frank Turner Tape Deck Heart	3.5
You know how sometimes you can listen to an artist's music and actually tell that they've lived? I mean really lived, like they've gone through some shit and they're still breathing to tell the tale? It's a rare quality in music but Frank Turner has the ineffable ability to write about stuff that seems so REAL. So many of Frank Turner's songs about growing up and messing up everything are accurate that it's impossible not to want to tell Amy to get fucked for convincing you to get a tattoo even though you fucking hate her now.
James Blake Overgrown	4.5
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience	4.5
Frightened Rabbit Pedestrian Verse	3.5
Wil Wagner Laika	4.0
ASAP Rocky LONG.LIVE.A$AP	3.5

2012
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper	3.5
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city	4.5
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist	2.0
The Mountain Goats Transcendental Youth	4.0
Animal Collective Centipede Hz	2.0
The Smith Street Band Sunshine and Technology	4.0
The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten	4.0
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE	4.0
Dirty Projectors Swing Lo Magellan	3.5
Ab-Soul Control System	3.0
Say Anything Anarchy, My Dear	1.0
Every Time I Die Ex Lives	3.0
The Menzingers On the Impossible Past	4.5
Burial Kindred	4.5

2011
Drake Take Care	4.0
The Front Bottoms The Front Bottoms	4.5
Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne	3.0
Danny Brown XXX	4.5
Bomb the Music Industry! Vacation	4.5
The Smith Street Band No One Gets Lost Anymore	5.0
Kendrick Lamar Section.80	4.5
Frank Turner England Keep My Bones	4.5
Giles Corey Giles Corey	4.5
Death Grips Exmilitary	4.0
Laura Stevenson Sit Resist	4.0
The Mountain Goats All Eternals Deck	4.0
Burial Street Halo	3.5
Frank Ocean Nostalgia, Ultra.	4.0

2010
Daft Punk Tron: Legacy	2.5
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy	4.5
Mount Kimbie Crooks & Lovers	4.0
Baths Cerulean	3.5
The National High Violet	3.5
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma	4.5
Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow	4.0
Earl Sweatshirt EARL	3.5
Bomb the Music Industry! Adults!!!: Smart!!! Shithammered!!! And Excited By Nothing!!!!!!!	4.5
Four Tet There is Love in You	4.0

2009
Say Anything Say Anything	4.0
Frank Turner Poetry of the Deed	3.5
mewithoutYou It's All Crazy! It's All False! It's All A Dream! It's Alright!	3.0
Burial and Four Tet Moth/Wolf Cub	4.5
Church of Misery Houses of the Unholy	4.5
Eleventh He Reaches London Hollow Be My Name	4.5
Mono Hymn to the Immortal Wind	3.5
Mastodon Crack the Skye	4.0
Propagandhi Supporting Caste	4.5
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Cursive Mama, I'm Swollen	3.5
Buried Inside Spoils Of Failure	4.0
The Antlers Hospice	4.5
Thursday Common Existence	3.5
The Appleseed Cast Sagarmatha	3.5
Wolves in the Throne Room Malevolent Grain	2.5
Bomb the Music Industry! Scrambles	4.0
The Lonely Island Incredibad	3.5
Lily Allen It's Not Me, It's You	4.0
Two Tongues Two Tongues	4.0
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Lonely Road	1.0
P.O.S Never Better	3.5
Giant Squid The Ichthyologist	2.5
Dalek Gutter Tactics	2.5
Bruce Springsteen Working on a Dream	3.5
Architects Hollow Crown	3.5
Andrew Bird Noble Beast	3.0
Bon Iver Blood Bank	4.0
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion	4.0

2008
Fall Out Boy Folie a Deux	4.0
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak	3.5
Cynic Traced in Air	4.5
Rise Against Appeal to Reason	2.5
Anberlin New Surrender	4.5
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God	3.0
TV on the Radio Dear Science	4.0
Kings of Leon Only By The Night	4.0
Ohana Dead Beat	4.0
Metallica Death Magnetic	2.5
United Nations United Nations	4.5
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation	4.5
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown	1.0
Okay so I listened to it again (see what you people are making me do to myself?) and I still maintain that this is pretty much masturbating for 58 minutes without an orgasm at the end to make it all worthwhile. I mean, sure it feels kind of good at first, but you start to feel bored after a while and then you start to get frustrated that you still haven't climaxed, and you eventually just give up in disgust and go and do better things with your time like stare at Jessica Alba's tits in Sin City.
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone	2.5
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound	4.5
Verse En Coma Rialto	3.5
Ceremony (USA-CA) Still Nothing Moves You	4.0
...Who Calls So Loud ...Who Calls So Loud	4.0
Maps and Atlases You and Me and the Mountain	4.0
Sigur Ros Med Sud i Eyrum vid Spilum Endalaust	4.0
Girl Talk Feed the Animals	4.0
Verse Aggression	4.0
Grand Magus Iron Will	3.0
pg.lost It's Not Me, It's You!	4.5
My Education Bad Vibrations	4.0
Flying Lotus Los Angeles	4.0
Weezer The Red Album	3.0
Harvey Milk Life... The Best Game in Town	4.5
Disturbed Indestructible	3.0
Russian Circles Station	3.0
Algernon Cadwallader Some Kind Of Cadwallader	3.0
Atmosphere When Life Gives You Lemons...	4.0
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III & IV	3.5
Arsis We Are the Nightmare	2.5
Torche Meanderthal	3.5
Blacklisted Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God	4.0
Frank Turner Love, Ire & Song	5.0
Why? Alopecia	3.5
Bloodbath Unblessing the Purity	3.5
The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave	4.0
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom	3.5
Black Tusk Passage Through Purgatory	4.0
Protest the Hero Fortress	4.5
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath	4.0
Decrepit Birth Diminishing Between Worlds	3.5
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness	4.5
Rotten Sound Cycles	4.5
In Mourning Shrouded Divine	3.5
Off Minor Some Blood	5.0

2007
CunninLynguists Dirty Acres	3.5
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between	4.5
Envy Abyssal	3.5
Burial Untrue	4.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works	4.0
The Veronicas Hook Me Up	2.5
Britney Spears Blackout	2.0
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre	4.5
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow	3.5
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II	3.5
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide	4.5
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters	4.0
Army Of The Pharaohs Ritual Of Battle	3.0
Between the Buried and Me Colors	3.0
Chamillionaire Ultimate Victory	4.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal	2.5
Kanye West Graduation	2.0
AJJ People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People	4.5
Baroness Red Album	4.0
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice	4.0
Blu and Exile Below the Heavens	3.5
Reverend Bizarre III: So Long Suckers	4.0
Alcest Souvenirs D'Un Autre Monde	4.0
pg.lost Yes I Am EP	4.0
Justice †	4.5
This one time I was like "yo let's dance," and my friends were all "but there's no music," so i was like "then put on some Justice, brother," and they were all "this better be good or else we won't dance." And did we dance? Motherfucker, did we ever.
Darkest Hour Deliver Us	4.0
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago	4.5
Pharoahe Monch Desire	4.5
Sir Richard Bishop While My Guitar Violently Bleeds	3.5
August Burns Red Messengers	3.0
Pelican City of Echoes	3.5
The Swellers My Everest	4.0
Maroon 5 It Won't Be Soon Before Long	3.5
Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum	3.0
The National Boxer	4.5
Battles Mirrored	4.0
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight	1.0
Blacklisted Peace On Earth, War On Stage	4.5
John Butler Trio Grand National	4.0
El-P I'll Sleep When You're Dead	4.0
Hot Cross Risk Revival	3.5
Jesu Conqueror	4.0
Anberlin Cities	4.5
Do Make Say Think You, You're a History in Rust	5.0
Kiss Kiss Reality Vs. The Optimist	4.0
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High	3.5
Tera Melos Drugs to the Dear Youth	4.0
Frank Turner Sleep Is For The Week	4.0
Alabama Thunderpussy Open Fire	3.5

2006
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me	5.0
Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny	3.5
Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss	4.5
SUMA Let the Churches Burn	4.0
Pretty much the definition of slaying for days, Let The Churches Burn, an 8 track LP from Swedish sludge metal unknowns Suma, is on par with a viking breaking into your house, pillaging your shit, raping your women and stomping on your face. And the worst part? He didn't even wipe his fucking feet at the door.
Converge No Heroes	4.0
Trivium The Crusade	1.0
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side	3.0
Flying Lotus 1983	4.0
The Decemberists The Crane Wife	4.0
The Hold Steady Boys and Girls in America	4.5
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister	4.0
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth	4.5
Mastodon Blood Mountain	3.0
Say Anything ...Is A Real Boy (re-release)	4.5
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds	4.0
The Mars Volta Amputechture	2.0
Strike Anywhere Dead FM	4.0
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death	3.0
Cursive Happy Hollow	2.0
Slayer Christ Illusion	2.0
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire	3.0
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness	4.0
Underoath Define the Great Line	4.5
Bomb the Music Industry! Goodbye Cool World!	4.0
Russian Circles Enter	4.0
Girl Talk Night Ripper	4.0
Tool 10,000 Days	1.5
Jesu Silver	4.0
Mono You Are There	4.5
Dismember The God That Never Was	4.5
Daitro Laisser Vivre Les Squelettes	3.5
The Veronicas The Secret Life Of...	3.0
Wolves in the Throne Room Diadem of 12 Stars	4.0
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage	2.0
Sir Richard Bishop Fingering the Devil	4.0

2005
Eleventh He Reaches London The Good Fight For Harmony	4.0
System of a Down Hypnotize	2.0
Boris Pink	4.0
Blacklisted ...The Beat Goes On	3.5
Thrice Vheissu	4.5
Propagandhi Potemkin City Limits	4.5
Bomb the Music Industry! To Leave or Die in Long Island	3.5
Tera Melos Untitled	4.0
R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12)	4.5
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists	2.0
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness	3.0
Sigur Ros Takk...	4.0
Against Me! Searching for a Former Clarity	3.5
Between the Buried and Me Alaska	2.5
Protest the Hero Kezia	4.0
Opeth Ghost Reveries	3.0
Kanye West Late Registration	3.5
Minus the Bear Menos El Oso	3.5
A Wilhelm Scream Ruiner	4.5
The Swellers Beginning Of The End Again	3.5
Pendulum Hold Your Colour	3.5
Lamb of God Killadelphia	2.5
dredg Catch Without Arms	4.0
Pelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...	4.5
Common Be	3.5
System of a Down Mezmerize	2.0
Family Guy Live In Las Vegas OST	2.0
Ampere All Our Tomorrows End Today	4.0
Cog The New Normal	3.5
The National Alligator	5.0
Funeral Diner The Underdark	3.5
Kamelot The Black Halo	3.0
Trivium Ascendancy	1.5
The Mountain Goats The Sunset Tree	4.5
Xavier Rudd Food In The Belly	4.0
Red Sparowes At The Soundless Dawn	4.0
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute	3.5
Genghis Tron Cloak of Love	3.5
God Is an Astronaut All Is Violent, All Is Bright	3.5
Modern Life Is War Witness	5.0

2004
Strung Out Exile In Oblivion	4.0
Eminem Encore	1.0
ISIS Panopticon	3.5
Tripod Middleborough Road	3.5
Wintersun Wintersun	3.5
Jesu Jesu	3.0
Hilary Duff Hilary Duff	1.5
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake	2.5
Jedi Mind Tricks Legacy of Blood	2.5
Off Minor Innominate	4.5
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture	4.0
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy	5.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine	4.5
Minus the Bear They Make Beer Commercials Like This	3.5
Church of Misery The Second Coming	4.5
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses	3.5
Hot Cross Fair Trades and Farewells	4.5
A Wilhelm Scream Mute Print	4.0
Orphaned Land Mabool (The Story of the Three Sons...)	4.0
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo	5.0
Kanye West The College Dropout	4.0
NOFX The Greatest Songs Ever Written (By Us)	3.0
Arsis A Celebration of Guilt	3.0
Usher Confessions	3.0
Disillusion Back to Times of Splendor	4.0

2003
Kronos Colossal Titan Strife	4.0
Pelican Australasia	5.0
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus	4.0
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye	3.0
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3	3.5
Hilltop Hoods The Calling	4.0
Envy A Dead Sinking Story	4.0
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance	4.5
This album is really fucking good and if you disagree, then chances are high that you will die alone and unloved.
Bear vs. Shark Right Now You're in the Best of Hands	4.0
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium	4.5
Brand New Deja Entendu	4.0
Radiohead Hail to the Thief	2.5
Hot Cross Cryonics	4.5
Shai Hulud That Within Blood Ill-Tempered	4.0
Four Tet Rounds	4.5
Opeth Damnation	3.5
Rise Against Revolutions per Minute	3.5
Cursive The Ugly Organ	3.5
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb	5.0
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn	3.0
Powderfinger Vulture Street	3.0
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe	5.0
PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE ARE THE WRETCHEDEST IN THE WORLD

2002
System of a Down Steal This Album!	3.5
Opeth Deliverance	3.0
The Mountain Goats Tallahassee	4.0
Jurassic 5 Power in Numbers	4.5
Disturbed Believe	1.5
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute	4.0
Murder by Death Like the Exorcist, but More Breakdancing	3.0
Bright Eyes Lifted or The Story is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground	3.5
Linkin Park Reanimation	1.5
Maroon 5 Songs About Jane	3.5
Eminem The Eminem Show	3.0
Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose	4.5
Blackalicious Blazing Arrow	4.5
Off Minor Problematic Courtship	4.0
Strung Out An American Paradox	3.5
Joshua Fit For Battle To Bring Our Own End	4.0
dredg El Cielo	4.0
The Mountain Goats All Hail West Texas	5.0
Thrice The Illusion of Safety	4.5
Damien Rice O	4.0
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade	4.0
The Streets Original Pirate Material	3.5
God Is an Astronaut The End of the Beginning	4.0
Say Anything Menorah/Majora	4.0

2001
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution A Call To Arms	3.5
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left and the Fear Expecting Ahead	4.0
Bane Give Blood	3.5
Tenacious D Tenacious D	3.5
Incubus (USA-CA) Morning View	3.5
7 Angels 7 Plagues Jhazmyne's Lullaby	4.0
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2	4.5
Converge Jane Doe	5.0
System of a Down Toxicity	4.0
Slipknot Iowa	1.0
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American	3.5
maudlin of the Well Bath	4.0
Shpongle Tales of the Inexpressible	3.5
Sum 41 All Killer No Filler	4.5
Tool Lateralus	3.0
Powderfinger Odyssey Number Five	3.5
Daft Punk Discovery	4.0
Opeth Blackwater Park	4.5
Propagandhi Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes	4.5
Jaga Jazzist A Livingroom Hush	4.0
Portrait Discography	3.5

2000
Lemon Jelly Lemonjelly.KY	4.0
OutKast Stankonia	4.0
Binary Star Masters of the Universe	4.5
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven	4.5
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory	3.0
Electric Wizard Dopethrone	4.5
This one time I ejaculated whiskey, it was so fucking manly. This album? It's even manlier.
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command	4.5
Mudvayne L.D. 50	4.0
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence	4.5
Cursive Domestica	5.0
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP	3.5
Tripod Open Slather	3.5
Ulver Perdition City	3.5
Disturbed The Sickness	2.0
Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030	4.5
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water	1.0

1999
Five Invincible	2.5
The Aquabats . . . Vs. the Floating Eye of Death!	3.0
Opeth Still Life	4.0
At the Drive-In Vaya	4.0
Mr. Bungle California	3.5
Slipknot Slipknot	1.5
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun	4.0
Limp Bizkit Significant Other	2.0
dredg Leitmotif	4.5
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles	3.0

1998
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come	4.5
Black Star Black Star	4.0
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse	3.5
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out	3.5
System of a Down System of a Down	4.5
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing	4.0
Sir Richard Bishop Salvador Kali	4.5
Catch 22 Keasbey Nights	4.0
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea	5.0
I would let Jeff Mangum's semen stain my mountaintops.
Air Moon Safari	3.5
Cap'n Jazz Analphabetapolothology	3.5

1997
The Aquabats The Fury of the Aquabats!	3.5
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞	4.5
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all	1.5
Radiohead OK Computer	4.5
Ween The Mollusk	4.0

1996
Ghostface Killah Ironman	4.0
Tool Ænima	3.0
Weezer Pinkerton	4.5
Refused Songs To Fan The Flames Of Discontent	3.5
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island	2.5
Cryptopsy None So Vile	4.5
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....	3.5
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky	4.5

1995
GZA Liquid Swords	4.5
Ozzy Osbourne Ozzmosis	1.5
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante	3.5
Ben Harper Fight For Your Mind	3.0
Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...	3.5
Big L Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous	4.5
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler	4.5
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul	3.5

1994
Jeff Buckley Grace	4.5
Organized Konfusion Stress: The Extinction Agenda	4.0
Weezer Weezer	4.5
Nas Illmatic	5.0

1993
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)	4.5
Cynic Focus	3.0
Carcass Heartwork	3.5
Moss Icon Lyburnum Wits End Liberation Fly	4.0

1992
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine	3.5
Faith No More Angel Dust	4.0

1991
My Bloody Valentine Loveless	3.0

1990
A Tribe Called Quest People's Instinctive Travels & The Paths of Rhythm	3.5
Naked City Naked City	4.0

1989
Pixies Doolittle	3.5
De La Soul 3 Feet High and Rising	4.0

1988
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation	3.0
Slayer South of Heaven	2.5
Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back	4.0
Bathory Blood Fire Death	3.0

1987
Eric B and Rakim Paid in Full	4.0

1986
Slayer Reign in Blood	3.0

1984
Iron Maiden Powerslave	3.5
Bob Marley and The Wailers Legend	3.5

1982
Michael Jackson Thriller	3.5

1979
The Clash London Calling	4.0
Pink Floyd The Wall	4.0

1975
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here	4.5
Mahavishnu Orchestra Visions of the Emerald Beyond	4.0

1974
King Crimson Red	4.0

1973
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon	4.0
Mahavishnu Orchestra Birds of Fire	3.5
Mott The Hoople Mott	2.5

1972
Nick Drake Pink Moon	4.0

1971
Mahavishnu Orchestra The Inner Mounting Flame	4.5

1970
King Crimson Lizard	4.0

1969
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King	4.5
Nick Drake Five Leaves Left	4.0
Frank Zappa Hot Rats	4.5

1968
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland	4.0
Johnny Cash At Folsom Prison	4.0

1965
John Coltrane A Love Supreme	4.5

1960
John Coltrane Giant Steps	4.0

1959
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um	4.0

Unknown
We're From Japan! 48 Minutes, 7 Seconds, Then The Open Air	3.0

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