| 2016 |
| Sum 41 13 Voices | 2.5 |
| all these sock accounts 5ing this album tho |
| Hikrahe Lily (The Wilt) | 3.5 |
| Opeth Sorceress | 2.0 |
| Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition | 4.5 |
| o shit danny brought it |
| Tycho Epoch | 2.0 |
| Kyle Morton What Will Destroy You | 4.5 |
| Die Antwoord Mount Ninji and Da Nice Time Kid | 1.0 |
| why does this group still exist? |
| Various Artists (Punk) Rock Sound Presents: The Black Parade | 1.0 |
| Kamikaze Girls Sad | 2.5 |
| clipping. Splendor and Misery | 3.0 |
| Athletics When to Run, Where to Hide | 3.0 |
| Chris Farren Can't Die | 3.5 |
| The Divine Comedy Foreverland | 4.0 |
| Prophets of Rage The Party's Over | 1.0 |
| The Veils Total Depravity | 4.5 |
| Blind Pilot And Then Like Lions | 4.5 |
| Wild Beasts Boy King | 3.5 |
| Lil Uzi Vert The Perfect Luv Tape | 2.0 |
| Xavlegbmaofffassssit.... Gore | 3.0 |
| Noname Telefone | 4.0 |
| Thank You Scientist Stranger Heads Prevail | 4.5 |
| Daniela Andrade Shore | 4.0 |
| Dirty Heads Dirty Heads | 3.0 |
| Brand New 3 Demos, Reworked | 3.5 |
Ah, so THIS is the new album that Brand New promised us eh?
Edit: all this EP is doing is convincing me that they should re-make Fight Off Your Demons and not
even bother with a new album. |
| Old Man Saxon The Perils | 3.5 |
| Gone Is Gone Gone Is Gone | 2.5 |
| I call first dib on this review guys so if you were writing anything back off >:{{{{{ |
| The Avalanches Wildflower | 3.5 |
The Avalanches return after 17 years of silence and endless cock teasing and deliver a new record
that does more or less the same thing as before, only this time the result is more mixed. rStarting with
ra strong introduction between Because I'm Me, a vibrant throw back to Since I Left You with rup'd
production values, an electro-swing jam with Frankie Sinatra, and an urban painting with rSubways
rand it's accompanying interlude Going Home.
From there, the waters get shaky with interludes focused on establishing some form of narrative that
get disinteresting quick and a handful of simply flaccid tracks like The Noisy Eater. The last half
especially abandons any consistency established before with odd toning of neo-psychedelia and your
expected slice of Avalanches themed electronica. The stretch from Live a Lifetime to Over the
turnstiles is especially bad and the final track is a very bland outro with spoken word from FJM.
Overall, despite the bumps, what stands out REALLY stands out and you're too giddy rgetting to hear
The Avalanches again to really care about the blemishes on the surface. rStand Outs: Because I'm
Me, Frankie Sinatra, Subways, Going Home, Colours, Harmony, Sunshine, rLight Up, Step KidsrBlow
Outs: The Noisy Eater, Park Music - The Wozard of Iz, Saturday Night Inside Out.
Edit: "it's okay but kind of underwhelming. Frankie Sinatra is one of the worst pieces of garbage i've
ever heard "
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/426788.jpg |
| The Enforcers The Jersey Connection | 3.5 |
| Jacob Collier In My Room | 4.0 |
| verydeadly Courteous Spector | 4.0 |
| DJ Shadow The Mountain Will Fall | 2.0 |
| Andy Hull Swiss Army Man OST | 4.0 |
| Direct Hit! Wasted Mind | 4.5 |
| Corey Feldman Angelic 2 The Core | 2.0 |
| Måla Carnal Sense | 4.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers The Getaway | 2.0 |
| Son Lux Stranger Forms | 3.5 |
Average: 2.72/5
Rate Your Music have the dumbest opinions in the history of the universe. |
| YG Still Brazy | 4.0 |
| clipping. Wriggle | 3.0 |
| letlive. If I'm the Devil... | 1.5 |
| Reluctantly dead sounds like Bon Jovi covering Royal Bliss. Is everyone finally realizing this band is garbage? |
| The Strokes Future Present Past | 2.0 |
| The Phonies A Mellow Extinction | 4.0 |
| Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics IV: The Number Of The Priest | 1.0 |
| Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere | 2.5 |
| PUP The Dream Is Over | 3.5 |
| Bladee Eversince | 4.0 |
| Adult Jazz Earings Off! | 1.0 |
| Ariana Grande Dangerous Woman | 3.5 |
| Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties Bittersweet | 3.5 |
| Tiny Moving Parts Celebrate | 3.5 |
| First Fragment Dasein | 4.0 |
| Elohim (USA-CA) Elohim | 4.0 |
| Car Seat Headrest Teens of Denial | 5.0 |
| Rabbit Junk Consolidate | 4.0 |
| Red Giant (USA-NJ) Infinity | 3.5 |
| stream, download, and buy here: https://weareredgiant.bandcamp.com/album/infinity |
| Meghan Trainor Thank You | 1.0 |
| Kygo Cloud Nine | 1.0 |
| 3OH!3 NIGHT SPORTS | 3.0 |
| I can't even hate on this album, its so stupid and the lyrics are the worst on earth but the production is so competent and the stupidity is so funny that it actually kinda makes this record good. |
| Astronautalis Cut The Body Loose | 3.5 |
| Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool | 3.5 |
| Well, its no My Sister is Dead and I Fucked Her Corpse or anything, but A Moon Shaped Pool is a pretty good album. |
| ANOHNI HOPELESSNESS | 1.5 |
| Mike Posner At Night, Alone | 3.0 |
| Death Grips Bottomless Pit | 4.0 |
| Vektor Terminal Redux | 4.5 |
| Aesop Rock The Impossible Kid | 3.5 |
| Holy Ghost! Crime Cutz | 4.0 |
| Stimming Alpe Lusia | 5.0 |
One of the most complex, intricate, and beautiful electronic albums ever made. Perfect for the late
night jam in the dead autumn night. |
| Beyonce Lemonade | 3.0 |
| The Strumbellas Hope | 2.5 |
| Blue October Home | 4.0 |
| Dalek Asphalt For Eden | 4.5 |
| Sturgill Simpson A Sailor's Guide To Earth | 4.5 |
| M83 Junk | 2.0 |
| Gaika Security | 3.5 |
| xSPONGEXCOREx The Panty Raid | 1.0 |
| BryanStars Follow Your Dreams | 1.0 |
| Fun Fact: Bryan Odell was voted "most likely to become famous and be caught having sexual relations with a 15 year old" in his Senior yearbook in High School. |
| Charles Bradley Changes | 3.5 |
| Explosions in the Sky The Wilderness | 3.5 |
| Hamburger Helper Watch the Stove | 3.5 |
| Gobby No Mercy Bad Poet | 3.5 |
| Weezer The White Album | 4.5 |
| "How much you want to bet this album's going to be compared to Blue and Pinkerton within the first rparagraph"rthe album is literally doing every single thing it can to imitate their sound so no shit its going to be rcompared to them |
| Lontalius I'll Forget 17 | 3.0 |
| Radical Face The Family Tree: The Leaves | 4.0 |
| Open Mike Eagle and Paul White Hella Personal Film Festival | 4.0 |
| Eric Bachmann Eric Bachmann | 3.0 |
| [peru] Krew | 3.5 |
| Hans Zimmer and Junkie XL Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice | 3.0 |
| C. C. Munster Kid Icarus | 3.5 |
| Underworld Barbara Barbara, we face a shining future | 4.5 |
| All Human Teenagers, You Don't Have to Die | 5.0 |
| The Drones Feelin Kinda Free | 5.0 |
| KIll J Quasi | 3.0 |
| Zomboy Neon Grave | 3.0 |
| Blondfire True Confessions | 3.0 |
| Aurora (NOR) All My Demons Greeting Me as a Friend | 3.5 |
| Denzel Curry Imperial | 4.0 |
| Show Me A Dinosaur Show Me A Dinosaur | 4.0 |
| bby ill show u my dinosaur ;] |
| Tonight Alive Limitless | 2.0 |
| Fatima Al Qadiri Brute | 2.0 |
| Let Em Riot Programme | 2.0 |
| Miike Snow iii | 2.5 |
| TOKiMONSTA Fovere | 3.5 |
| EERA EERA | 3.5 |
| Esperanza Spalding Emily's D+Evolution | 4.0 |
| Circle of Dust Circle of Dust (Remastered) | 4.0 |
| Thao And The Get Down Stay Down A Man Alive | 4.0 |
| Rob Crow's Gloomy Place You're Doomed. Be Nice | 4.0 |
| Steven James Adams Old Magick | 4.0 |
| Mal Devisa Kiid | 2.0 |
| Flume Skin | 2.5 |
| Macklemore and Ryan Lewis This Unruly Mess I've Made | 1.0 |
| Various Artists Star Wars Headspace | 1.0 |
| This is almost as bad as that Disney Deconstructed album from a few years back.rAlmost. |
| Benga Future Funk | 2.0 |
| Redemption The Art of Loss | 3.5 |
| Ordinance (USA) The Ides Of March | 3.5 |
| Can't Swim Death Deserves a Name | 4.0 |
| Charli XCX Vroom Vroom | 2.0 |
| Animal Collective Painting With | 2.5 |
| What an unpleasantly exhaustive listen. The vocal acrobatics sprung across this album is enough to give anyone a bad case of vertigo. |
| Kurushimi Kurushimi | 2.0 |
| If you've ever felt the need to listen to a guy fuck around on a saxophone for over an hour with no real rhyme, reason, or any substantial quality in the long run... then Kurushimi is for you. |
| Poppy Bubblebath | 3.0 |
| Kanye West The Life of Pablo | 2.0 |
| It's 2016 and we are still making gay fish jokes. Stay classy, sputnikmusic. rEdit: my friend made some custom album art for those who think the official is too ugly: rhttp://i.imgur.com/d4VX0Os.jpg |
| Pinegrove Cardinal | 3.0 |
| School of Seven Bells SVIIB | 3.5 |
| Motorpsycho Here Be Monsters | 4.0 |
| FLANCH FLANCH | 4.0 |
| Haywyre Two Fold - Part 2 | 2.5 |
| With what are basically 3 filler tracks on a 9 track album, a very dull ending half, and a very tame sound for an artist who has showcased far more; Two Fold - Part 2 is a very shallow and disappointing follow up to what was a genuinely outstanding part 1. rRecs: Restraint, Dont You |
| ONUKA Vidlik | 3.5 |
| Bones (USA-CA) Useless | 4.0 |
| Porches Pool | 3.5 |
| Say Anything I Don't Think It Is | 3.5 |
WHERE THE HELL DID THIS COME FROM?
Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL-XbTEkQt3TYkJ_5Xz-
1PLh5RtFzUOhhl&v=V7iIwtmP0gw |
| Eric Prydz Opus | 4.0 |
| Dance with the Dead The Shape | 3.5 |
| Eric Stratos Minion Dance Mix | 1.0 |
| Diane Birch Nous | 4.0 |
| Wendy Bevan Love From the Moon | 4.0 |
| Atata Joy | 3.5 |
| Alphabet Botanical Alphabet Botanical | 1.0 |
| Sia This Is Acting | 1.5 |
| Bloc Party Hymns | 2.0 |
| Dream Theater The Astonishing | 2.0 |
| Basement Promise Everything | 2.5 |
| Wet Don't You | 2.5 |
| Amiri The New Negative | 3.0 |
| Saul Williams MartyrLoserKing | 3.5 |
| Dr. Lonnie Smith Evolution | 3.5 |
| Carter Burwell Anomalisa | 3.5 |
| Toothgrinder Nocturnal Masquerade | 4.0 |
| The Black Queen Fever Daydream | 4.0 |
| Avantasia Ghostlights | 4.5 |
| Wrekonize & Sharpsound Sunny Winter 2 | 3.0 |
| 2 Chainz Felt Like Cappin | 2.5 |
| Rihanna ANTI | 3.0 |
| Angels Dust Musings | 3.5 |
| Charlie Puth Nine Track Mind | 1.0 |
| Ok real talk We Don't Talk Anymore is actually a super great pop song with a lot of cool things going on but the rest of this is lame af. |
| Massive Attack Ritual Spirit | 4.0 |
| Outstanding return for Massive Attack. A nice balance between some of their newer ideas on stuff like Heligoland with faint resemblance of their early work. Hopefully this marks a new glorious return for MA. |
| Coasts Coasts (LP) | 1.0 |
| Savages Adore Life | 2.5 |
| Tricky Skilled Mechanics | 2.5 |
| Tortoise The Catastrophist | 3.0 |
| Ty Segall Emotional Mugger | 3.0 |
| Abbath Abbath | 3.0 |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed Arc | 3.0 |
| Half Japanese Perfect | 3.0 |
| Horror My Friend Stay In, Do Nothing | 3.0 |
| Chairlift Moth | 3.5 |
| Tindersticks The Waiting Room | 3.5 |
| King Charles Gamble For A Rose | 3.5 |
| NZCA Lines Infinite Summer | 4.0 |
| Steve Angello Wild Youth | 4.0 |
| Panic! at the Disco Death of a Bachelor | 2.5 |
| title track, crazy = genius, and emperors new clothes are good but everything else here sucks. |
| Anderson .Paak Malibu | 3.5 |
| Daughter Not to Disappear | 4.0 |
| Single Soul cold drone blues expanded | 4.0 |
| 0h85 Feel Cold | 2.5 |
| Sadistik Salo Sessions | 2.0 |
| Future Girlfriend Through Space To See You | 3.0 |
| KSI Keep Up (EP) | 1.0 |
| Hinds Leave Me Alone | 2.0 |
| David Bowie Blackstar | 3.5 |
| Signor Benedick the Moor Maiden Voyage Suite | 4.0 |
| Various Artists (Noise) 10 Seconds Compilation Vol. 3 | 1.0 |
| Kitties Of Death Valley of the Death | 1.0 |
| Rachel Platten Wildfire | 1.5 |
My mom told me I just didnt understand this album because I'm not a girl
??????? |
| clover and sealife a sentimental cry | 2.0 |
| Are you guys trying to make fun of me or something? |
| Dear Pines Skipping | 2.0 |
| ANLMA Pilot | 2.0 |
| De Rosa Weem | 3.5 |
| Muscle White | 3.5 |
| Jordan Anderson Error Theory | 3.5 |
| Emmett Brown Manic | 3.5 |
| Lost Salt Blood Purges Only the Youngest Grave | 4.0 |
| Moth Equals One Tusk | 4.0 |
| Aidan Knight Each Other | 4.0 |
| 2015 |
| mormon toasterhead slack tide | 3.5 |
Some pretty outstanding stuff here, didn't expect anything like this out of an artist named "mormon
toasterhead".
https://rubber4.bandcamp.com/album/slack-tide |
| Little Simz Age 101: Drop X | 3.0 |
| Rav Beneath The Toxic Jungle | 4.0 |
| Cage The Elephant Tell Me I'm Pretty | 2.0 |
| Yawn. There's really nothing more to say about this album except that Dan's influences rubbed off on them in the worst possible way. Much like how Danger Mouse's influences rubbed off Dan in the worst possible way.rJust a giant bunch of boringness. boring boring boring boring. |
| Lil Ugly Mane Oblivion Access | 4.5 |
| tfw Oblivion Access has a higher rating than To Pimp A Butterfly |
| Best Case Scenario Staircase Wit | 2.5 |
| Ruby My Dear Balloon | 3.5 |
| Willow Smith Ardipithecus | 3.5 |
| Yeah I can't say I didn't like this... [2] r |
| Archy Marshall A New Place 2 Drown | 4.0 |
| Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven | 1.0 |
| edit: oh for the love of all things holy cudi what are you doing man? |
| Coldplay A Head Full of Dreams | 2.0 |
| Batushka Litourgiya | 4.0 |
| Brand New Leaked Demos 2006 | 4.0 |
| so when is the new album coming out guys.... |
| Sam Gellaitry Escapism | 3.5 |
| Jlin Free Fall | 1.5 |
| SAFE Stay Down | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters Saint Cecilia | 2.5 |
| Adele 25 | 2.0 |
As a fellow who liked Adele's last two albums, this is something of a disappointment. The production
of the album has taken a subdued and plain turn. Conforming to the cliches of most "acoustic balld"
style of pop songs where all emphasis is put on a vocalist with a strong voice but nothing else. There
isn't anything here that enriches or contributes to the power of Adele's vocals, so she just floats along
these lifeless melodies as a soulless husk with no personality.
If you really want something this bland, go spin Sam Smith or Ed Sheeran. They do a better job being
bland.
edit: " Boring and honestly lazy but what do I expect from a fat wannabe Sade poseur Soul Queen
who looks like a whale? Not a review at all." < --- can you shut up? |
| Knife Party Trigger Warning | 2.0 |
| tom morello didnt die for this shit. |
| Cavanaugh Time and Materials | 3.5 |
| Our Oceans Our Oceans | 3.0 |
| Kurt Cobain Montage of Heck: The Home Recordings | 1.0 |
| Justin Bieber Purpose | 3.0 |
| my interest in this is pretty high judging from his last two tracks but that album art is probably the most embarrassing thing i've seen. |
| Intronaut The Direction of Last Things | 4.0 |
| yo i leave for like, 5 seconds and k-dot isn't no. 1 on sputnikmusic. what did you guys do? |
| Boots AQUARIA | 4.0 |
| Beyonce/FKA Twigs producer Boots steps out of the shadows with an explosive debut record that blends a varied range of influences and style in a unique industrial pop twist that entices and wows through it's run time. For those who love the grittier side of electronic, pop, or RnB than AQUARIA is a must. |
| Anna von Hausswolff The Miraculous | 4.0 |
| Grimes Art Angels | 2.0 |
| Grimes: Coming soon to the Nintendo 64!! |
| Kode9 Nothing | 2.5 |
| Busdriver Thumbs | 3.0 |
| Celldweller End of an Empire | 4.0 |
| The new tracks don't bring much to the table, but the overall product is an excellent track on the right path for Klayton. Don't bother with the deluxe edition though, thats a massive waste of money. |
| Kate Boy One | 4.0 |
| Kate Boy deliver a refreshing and entertaining pop record with their debut through their mix of groove infected percussion, bold vocals, and wonky synth work. For anyone looking for a pop record with a little more to offer, Kate Boy is your go to. |
| Rustie EVENIFUDONTBELIEVE | 1.5 |
| Escape the Fate Hate Me | 1.5 |
| Laura Stevenson Cocksure | 2.5 |
| Well... my COCK is SURE that this album is a major disappointment in just about every way. |
| Foxing Dealer | 2.5 |
| Logic The Incredible True Story | 2.5 |
| EL VY Return to the Moon | 3.5 |
| Kardashev Peripety | 4.0 |
| Iglooghost Chinese Nü Yr | 4.0 |
| Rabbit Junk Beast | 3.5 |
| f(x) 4 Walls | 4.0 |
| wtf did i just read manmachine? |
| Virtual Blaze Five Years Later | 3.5 |
| Pegboard Nerds Pink Cloud | 3.5 |
| Kauan Sorni Nai | 4.0 |
| State Champs Around the World and Back | 2.0 |
"Derek's voice is the equivalent of jesus swooping down from the sky and making heavenly love with your ears
all night long. This man's vocal talent is light years ahead of any other modern, contemporary pop punk band." |
| Fightstar Behind the Devil's Back | 2.5 |
| Beach House Thank Your Lucky Stars | 2.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Color Before The Sun | 3.0 |
| this album is going to be a hard 3, from the sounds of it |
| Antimatter The Judas Table | 3.0 |
| Totally forgot Antimatter existed, this isn't too bad but it doesn't have much going for it. |
| Neon Indian Vega Intl. Night School | 3.5 |
| Deerhunter Fading Frontier | 3.5 |
| I can get behind it. It's far from excellent and doesn't hold a candle up to the rest of the Deerhunter discography, but I can get behind it. |
| Icarus the Owl Pilot Waves | 3.5 |
| Arcane Roots Heaven and Earth | 3.5 |
| The Oh Hellos Dear Wormwood | 4.0 |
| Nothing But Thieves Nothing But Thieves | 4.0 |
| Caravan Palace Robot Face | 4.0 |
| Caravan Palace's newest album proves to be their most fleshed out and refined release to date. |
| Sithu Aye Senpai | 3.0 |
| Buckethead 23 Days Til Halloween: Wax | 1.0 |
| Mr. Bucket, I know that you're very skilled at what you do and you could probably fart out a 5/5 album in your sleep, but for the love of all things holy stop making these. |
| Mayday Parade Black Lines | 3.0 |
| City and Colour If I Should Go Before You | 4.0 |
This almost makes up for Hurry and Harm.
Almost.... |
| Nicole Dollanganger Natural Born Losers | 4.0 |
| Avicii Stories | 1.0 |
| I don't know how it was humanly possible to go below rock bottom, but Avicii sure as hell managed to do that with this trainwreck of an album. |
| Deafheaven New Bermuda | 3.0 |
Whats the first most obnoxious soundoff page, the Tame Impala one where everyone was arguing over The
Beatles and Tame Impala's social status?
|
| Janet Jackson Unbreakable | 3.0 |
| Eh, I'm not complaining. This isn't all that bad. |
| Blue Stahli The Devil | 3.0 |
| Bay Faction Bay Faction | 2.5 |
| Bleachers Terrible Thrills Vol. 2 | 2.0 |
| All terrible ills, no terrible thrills. |
| Julia Holter Have You In My Wilderness | 2.0 |
| Disclosure Caracal | 2.5 |
| CHVRCHES Every Open Eye | 2.5 |
| The World Is a Beautiful Place... Harmlessness | 3.0 |
| It sounds like There Will Be Fireworks had a baby with mid 90s synths and every whiny pop punk/emo band from the early 2000s. Your opinion on all three of those things will decide if this is really good or really shitty. |
| The Underachievers Evermore: The Art of Duality | 3.5 |
| No Devotion Permanence | 4.0 |
| Milo So The Flies Don't Come | 4.0 |
| U.S. Girls Half Free | 4.5 |
| George Clanton 100% Electronica | 5.0 |
| Mystery Skulls Ultra Rare Vol 1 | 3.5 |
| Slightly unpolished, but there is plenty of contagious fun to go around with this collection of classic Mystery Skulls tracks. |
| Shinedown Threat to Survival | 2.0 |
| Blackalicious Imani Vol. 1 | 3.5 |
| Little Simz A Curious Tale Of Trials + Persons | 4.5 |
| King 810 Midwest Monsters 2 | 1.0 |
| There will never be another release this year that will be as bad as this, and BrokenCYDE has an album coming out. |
| mormon toasterhead perfect understanding | 3.0 |
| Chinese Football Chinese Football | 4.0 |
| Seven Steps to the Green Door Fetish | 3.0 |
| I mean, I dig this a little bit but it sounds like Weird Al is fronting a progressive rock band and it makes it hard to take it seriously. |
| Chalk Dinosaur Fear or Love | 3.0 |
| Infected Mushroom Converting Vegetarians II | 3.5 |
| Hospital Describing Bodies | 3.5 |
| Nickelus F and Shawn Kemp Trick Dice | 4.0 |
| The Wonder Years No Closer to Heaven | 2.5 |
| Joey Cape Stitch Puppy | 3.5 |
| Travis Scott Rodeo | 3.5 |
| The Money Pit The Money Pit | 4.0 |
| Thunderbitch Thunderbitch | 3.5 |
| Digital Velvet Digital Velvet | 3.5 |
| Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz | 2.0 |
| is this real life? is this really happening? guys, help. |
| Defeater Abandoned | 2.0 |
| The Weeknd Beauty Behind the Madness | 2.0 |
| Halsey Badlands | 2.0 |
| Destroyer Poison Season | 2.5 |
| Skyler Pia And Yet | 4.0 |
| Bon Jovi Burning Bridges | 2.0 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion | 3.5 |
| Instead of Flowers Their Loss is Something to Remember | 4.5 |
| David Maxim Micic ECO | 2.0 |
| Nothing too good here except Myoki's feature on track 7. You're stuck with bland instrumental tracks or vocal tracks with overbearingly cheesy vocals. Except for Myoki's track of course. |
| ourfathers. Movements | 4.5 |
| Dead Letter Circus Aesthesis | 2.0 |
| FKA Twigs M3LL155X | 3.0 |
| Toby Fox Undertale OST | 5.0 |
Papyrus is my spirit animal.
edit: holy hell where did all these 5s come from tho? |
| Okilly Dokilly Okilly Demos | 1.5 |
| Just because you dress up in funny costumes and add a stupid gimmick to your sound doesn't mean your shit is good, Sputnikmusic. |
| Ott Fairchildren | 4.0 |
| Dr. Dre Compton | 2.5 |
| Gatherer (NZ) Heavy Hail | 3.0 |
| NAH LIGHT AS FUCK | 3.5 |
| Varien The Ancient & Arcane | 4.0 |
| Single Soul/Boring Bathtimes photo shoot suicide | 3.5 |
| Kill Bill: The Rapper RESIN | 4.0 |
| Buckethead Bats In The Lite Brite | 2.0 |
| tfw you pay 8 dollars for an unfinished indie shovelware horror game soundtrack |
| Funeral Advantage Body is Dead | 3.5 |
| Lil Dicky Professional Rapper | 2.0 |
| Knuckle Puck Copacetic | 2.5 |
| i hate sex Circle Thinking | 3.5 |
| Hopsin Pound Syndrome | 1.0 |
| Dej Loaf #AndSeeThatsTheThing | 2.0 |
| #letsputhashtagsonanalbumcoverbecausethattotallylookscoolandhipandisntpatheticatall |
| Trials This Ruined World | 3.5 |
| Antarctigo Vespucci Leavin' La Vida Loca | 4.0 |
| Injury Reserve Live From The Dentist Office | 4.0 |
| Sublime with Rome Sirens | 2.0 |
| Initially, I thought my hate for this group just came from the fact that it was pissing on the Sublime legacy... but after another brand new album I can confidently say that these guys are just boring. |
| Tame Impala Currents | 3.5 |
| Only Tame Impala is capable of causing people to bitch fight about the Beatles social popularity... |
| Tim Bowness Stupid Things That Mean The World | 3.5 |
| Jason Isbell Something More Than Free | 3.5 |
| Celldweller End of an Empire - Chapter 04: Death | 4.0 |
| Highly Suspect Mister Asylum | 4.0 |
| The Money Pit From Self-Titled | 3.5 |
| B. Dolan Kill The Wolf | 4.0 |
| bansheebeat Lumine | 4.0 |
| Fronzilla Party People's Anthem | 1.0 |
| Refused Freedom | 2.5 |
| It's not because Freedom isn't The Shape of Punk that Came, it's because it's pretty boring aside from a few fun stand outs. |
| August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places | 2.0 |
| Alex Winston The Day I Died EP | 4.0 |
| X Ambassadors VHS | 1.5 |
| Wow, this new Imagine American Dragon Authors album is pretty tight. |
| Citizen Everybody Is Going to Heaven | 2.0 |
I just KNOW that there is someone out there who thinks that this album is good on the sole
principle that Citizen is "trying something new." News flash to that dipshit, wherever they may be
roaming, just because it's different doesn't mean it's good.
Edit: Citizen has never been good, now they're just being a little less good. |
| Rozwell Kid/The World Is a Beautiful Place... Fourteen Minute Mile | 3.5 |
| Mike Posner The Truth | 3.5 |
| Tori Kelly Unbreakable Smile | 3.5 |
| Son Lux Bones | 4.0 |
| Everything Everything Get to Heaven | 5.0 |
| Amigo the Devil Decompositions | 3.5 |
| Third Eye Blind Dopamine | 4.0 |
| Slum Village Yes! | 4.0 |
| CZARFACE Every Hero Needs a Villain | 3.5 |
| $uicideboy$ High Tide In The Snake's Nest | 3.5 |
| A City Sorrow Built Ai | 3.5 |
| The Named The Named | 4.0 |
| Jenny Hval Apocalypse, girl | 4.0 |
| Muse Drones | 2.5 |
| FFS FFS | 4.0 |
| Algiers Algiers | 3.5 |
| HOLYCHILD The Shape of Brat Pop to Come | 3.5 |
| Major Lazer Peace Is The Mission | 2.0 |
| Soft Play Are You Satisfied? | 2.0 |
| Kings Of The City No Snake | 3.5 |
| Get Bent Discography | 4.0 |
| Donnie Trumpet and The Social Experiment Surf | 3.0 |
| Little Simz Age 101: Drop 4 | 4.0 |
| Anti-Flag American Spring | 2.0 |
| I think we've been given enough tracks to decide this is going to be pretty horrible. |
| Jarrod Alonge Beating a Dead Horse | 4.0 |
| Shahmen All in the Circle | 4.0 |
| Zedd True Colors | 2.0 |
| Shamir Ratchet | 3.0 |
| Twenty One Pilots Blurryface | 2.0 |
| death's dynamic shroud I'll Try Living Like This | 3.5 |
| Leyya Spanish Disco | 4.0 |
| God Damn Vultures | 4.5 |
| Vultures is the embodiment of literally every big 90s rock trend whether it be grunge, hardcore, or lo-fi with a modern alternative backbone to give make it stand out as something far more special than your typical generational worship album. |
| Hop Along Painted Shut | 3.5 |
| Chris Stapleton Traveller | 3.5 |
| Charlie Puth Some Type Of Love | 1.0 |
| The award for worst break-out artist of 2015 goes to Charlie Puth. |
| Nao February 15 | 3.5 |
| Stevie T Album of Epicness | 2.0 |
| katie dey asdfasdf | 3.5 |
| The Japanese House Pools To Bathe In | 3.5 |
| Native Construct Quiet World | 3.5 |
| Alabama Shakes Sound & Color | 4.0 |
| Tyler, the Creator Cherry Bomb | 2.0 |
| This Good Robot The Light is Taking Me to Pieces | 4.0 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha / Omega | 2.5 |
| Young Fathers White Men Are Black Men Too | 3.5 |
| Lido & Canblaster Superspeed | 3.5 |
| Currensy Pilot Talk III | 3.5 |
| Three Days Grace Human | 1.5 |
| Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell | 2.5 |
| Big Data 2.0 | 3.0 |
| While She Sleeps Brainwashed | 3.5 |
| Kate Boy Kate Boy | 4.0 |
| Clarence Clarity Radio 1 Session | 4.0 |
| Tricot AND | 4.0 |
| Serenity in Murder The Highest Of Dystopia | 4.0 |
| Ahhh, i've been looking for this album since I heard it back in June. Pretty kick ass theatric melodic metal with the most unbelievable female vocals in... forever. Give it a spin, yo! |
| Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly | 3.5 |
| Marina Froot | 4.0 |
| Celldweller End of an Empire - Chapter 03: Dreams | 3.5 |
| Foreign Fields What I Kept In Hiding | 4.5 |
| Disasterpeace It Follows OST | 4.5 |
| Havent seen the movie but this sounds really, really good. |
| Red Giant (USA-NJ) Drones | 4.0 |
| IshDARR Old Soul, Young Spirit | 4.0 |
| Steven Wilson Hand. Cannot. Erase. | 2.5 |
| Leviathan Scar Sighted | 4.0 |
| Jeff Rosenstock We Cool? | 4.5 |
| Karin Park Apocalypse Pop | 4.0 |
| Clarence Clarity No Now | 5.0 |
| Rozwell Kid Good Graphics | 3.5 |
| Ryley Walker Primrose Green | 4.0 |
| Jack U Skrillex and Diplo Present Jack U | 3.5 |
| A Forest of Stars Beware the Sword You Cannot See | 4.0 |
| MisterWives Our Own House | 4.0 |
| Future Brown Future Brown | 1.0 |
| Big Blood Double Days II | 4.0 |
| Moderator The World Within | 4.0 |
| Imagine Dragons Smoke + Mirrors | 2.0 |
| Estelle True Romance | 3.0 |
| Low Low Low La La La Love Love Love Last | 4.5 |
| Susanne Sundfor Ten Love Songs | 4.0 |
| Mr Fijiwiji Growing Up | 3.5 |
| Father John Misty I Love You, Honeybear | 2.5 |
| VOLA Inmazes | 4.0 |
| The Districts A Flourish and a Spoil | 4.0 |
| Half Chance Heroes Half Chance Heroes | 3.0 |
| white people-core |
| Rabbit Junk Invasion | 3.0 |
| Snappy Jit Str8 Snappin | 1.0 |
| Hard choice between this and Midwest Monsters II for worst EP of the year. |
| Savant Invasion | 3.0 |
| Sabrepulse Blood Eagle | 3.5 |
| Ghost Atlas Immortal Youth | 2.5 |
| It's a decent Circa Survive cover album, I suppose. |
| Preoccupations Viet Cong | 3.5 |
| Carpenter Brut Trilogy | 4.0 |
| Meghan Trainor Title | 1.5 |
| Infected Mushroom Friends on Mushrooms (Deluxe Edition) | 4.0 |
| The new tracks are pretty meh, but everything from their first three EPs are great. |
| Rest Among Ruins Fugue | 4.0 |
