TheSlenderMan
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Album Ratings 85
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Last Active 06-24-14 11:43 am
Joined 10-30-13

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Average Rating: 4.05
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Objectivity Score: 54%
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2014
Woods of Desolation As the Stars2.0
Geez Adam, why don't you and Morrisey go get a room. Too much pda bro.
Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World5.0
5'd until Redskiesformiles writes another blubbering, bleeding heart load of bollocks review for this.
Dry Satire Demo4.5
Innsmouth Consumed By Elder Sign4.0
Filth.....................Cthulhu...........darkness.........Take that you dainty hornrimmed fuckers.
The Visit Between Worlds4.0
Of Solitude and Solemn Starlight's Guide3.5

2013
Beastmilk Climax4.0
Sleevenotes We Are Mostly Made of Nothing4.0
The Creepshow Life After Death3.5
Tropic of Cancer Restless Idylls4.0
Flatbush Zombies BetterOffDEAD4.0
Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty4.0
Ariana Grande Yours Truly3.5
Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods3.5
HIM Tears On Tape3.5
Laura Stevenson Wheel2.0
Charli XCX True Romance3.5
Phosphor (UK) Youth And Immortality4.5
2012
HIM XX - Two Decades of Love Metal5.0
The Slow Death II3.5
Koffin Kats Our Way And The Highway3.5

2011
Lights Siberia4.0
Chelsea Wolfe Apokalypsis4.5
Laura Stevenson Sit Resist4.0
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising3.0
Fuil Na Seanchoille Hunger4.0

2010
Zola Jesus Stridulum II4.0
Marina The Family Jewels3.5
Ellie Goulding Lights4.0
2009
Lights The Listening5.0
Mew No More Stories4.0
Colbie Caillat Breakthrough4.0
Caliban Say Hello to Tragedy3.5
Black Mountain Transmitter Black Goat Of The Woods4.5

2008
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God3.5

2007
Darkthrone F.O.A.D.4.5
Caliban The Awakening3.0

2006
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side4.0
Derniere Volonte Devant Le Miroir4.0
Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio Apocalips4.5
Caliban The Undying Darkness3.0

2004
Caliban The Opposite From Within3.5
2003
S Club 7 The Greatest Hits Of S Club 75.0
Caliban Shadow Hearts3.5
HIM Love Metal4.0

2002
Amon Amarth Versus the World4.0

2001
Amon Amarth The Crusher4.0
HIM Deep Shadows and Brilliant Highlights4.0

2000
Britney Spears Oops!...I Did It Again4.0
NSYNC No Strings Attached4.5

1999
HIM Razorblade Romance4.5
Amon Amarth The Avenger4.0

1998
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall4.5

1997
Nurse With Wound Acts Of Senseless Beauty (With Aranos)4.0

1996
Type O Negative October Rust4.5
1995
Sol Invictus In the Rain5.0
Blood Axis The Gospel of Inhumanity3.5
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)4.0

1994
Madonna Bedtime Stories3.0
Hetsheads We Hail the Possessed...4.0

1993
Behemoth ....From the Pagan Vastlands3.5

1992
Love Spirals Downwards Idylls4.0
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky5.0
The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind?s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one?s self, known as ?transcendence?, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.rI have only come across sixteen albums in my lifetime that embody this ambition in full and they afre all Darkthrones.

1989
Madonna Like a Prayer4.5
Darkthrone Thulcandra4.0

1988
Darkthrone A New Dimension3.5
Dead Can Dance The Serpent's Egg4.0
1987
Amebix Monolith5.0
Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun4.0
Carly Simon Coming Around Again5.0
Nurse With Wound Drunk With the Old Man of the Mountains4.5
1986
Madonna True Blue5.0
1985
The Sisters of Mercy First and Last and Always5.0
The Damned Phantasmagoria5.0

1984
Madonna Like a Virgin4.0
Skeletal Family Burning Oil4.5

1983
Cocteau Twins Head Over Heels4.0
Screaming Dead Night Creatures3.5
Attrition This Death House5.0
Madonna Madonna4.5

1982
The Cure Pornography4.5
Billy Idol Billy Idol4.0
Motorhead Iron Fist4.5
1980
Joy Division Closer5.0

1979
Motorhead Overkill4.5
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