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A Lot Like Birds No Place4.5
"No Place" manages to dive deep with me, even on its sheer concept alone. As someone who struggles with connection, especially to a place called home do to my somewhat mobile childhood, A Lot Like Bird's third LP is rather relatable to me, as the entire album is about the struggles of home. It also helps that musically A Lot Like Birds does nothing but impress.
A Lot Like Birds Conversation Piece4.0
Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops4.0
AJJ People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People4.5
AJJ The Bible 23.0
Akissforjersey Victims3.0
Alexisonfire Watch Out!4.5
Alice in Chains Dirt4.5
Alkaline Trio Goddamnit5.0
Angelo Badalamenti Twin Peaks4.0
Animal Collective Sung Tongs5.0
Animal Collective Campfire Songs4.5
All y'all are sitting on this gem. Flowing and bursting with sheer atmosphere, AnCo manages to make an album that sounds boring on paper into a rather engaging LP. Just sit back, grab your best headphones, and let your mind wander.
Animal Collective Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished4.0
Animal Collective Feels3.5
"Banshee Beat" alone makes the album title almost scarily well fitting
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam4.0
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion3.5
Animal Collective Here Comes the Indian3.0
Animal Collective Centipede Hz2.5
Animal Collective Painting With3.5
Animal Collective Danse Manatee2.0
Animal Collective Fall Be Kind3.5
Arcade Fire Everything Now1.5
More like Dumpster Fire - Everything Sucks amiright??????????????????????????????????
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command4.5
August Burns Red Constellations3.5
Autolux Future Perfect3.5
Aversions Crown Xenocide3.5
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect4.0
Black Flag Damaged4.5
Blink-182 California1.5
Bon Iver 22, A Million4.0
this is amazing and I can't even word why. Justin Vernon for president 2016
Bonobo Migration4.0
Boris Akuma no Uta4.0
Boris Flood4.0
Botch We Are the Romans4.0
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me4.0
Brand New Daisy4.5
As much as I like this band, I will admit I could watch Jesse Lacey fall down a flight of stairs and I wouldn't feel a thing.
Brand New Science Fiction2.5
it's like daisy except if it wasn't all that interesting and Jesse Lacey was so far up his own rass you physically groan a few times. Some bands are just bound to go out on a whimper I guess.
Brand New Deja Entendu4.0
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon3.0
It's like if every annoying teenager from 2003 with shitty dyed bangs who thinks they're a poet because they bitch in their diary about their ex who cheated on them with someone better in every conceivable way was put to music. But I'll be damned if the personal nostalgia prevents me from being TOO hard on it
Bring Me The Horizon That's the Spirit1.5
Out of Genre: 2
In Genre: 4
For Its Time: 4
These Days: 2.5
Instrumentally: 3
Vocally/Lyrically: 2
Influence Level: 4.5
Personally: 2.5
Brockhampton Saturation 23.5
Brockhampton Saturation3.5
Burzum Filosofem3.5
Candy Claws Ceres And Calypso In The Deep Time4.5
Cannibal Ox The Cold Vein4.0
Cap'n Jazz Shmap'n Shmazz4.5
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled4.5
Carissa's Wierd Songs About Leaving4.5
Hahahahaha Now I'm clinically depressed, thanks Carissa
Chance the Rapper Acid Rap4.0
Despite some really solid tracks throughout this release, Acid Rap suffers with a fair share of rather embarrassing lines combined with a very hit-or-miss performance from Chance himself
Childish Gambino "Awaken, My Love!"4.0
Circa Survive Juturna5.0
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise4.0
If you don't think "Dyed in the Wool" isn't Circa Survive's best song get out of my face
Circa Survive The Amulet4.0
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo4.0
Circle Takes the Square Decompositions: Volume Number One3.5
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar4.5
Code Orange Forever4.0
Coil The Ape Of Naples4.0
so who's the pleb that gave this a god damn 1.0?
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind4.0
Converge Axe to Fall3.5
Converge Jane Doe4.5
Converge You Fail Me5.0
Converge No Heroes3.0
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky4.0
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing3.5
Cynic Focus4.5
Dance Gavin Dance Mothership3.0
Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance3.5
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech3.5
Acceptance Speech doesn't have the greatest production ever. Acceptance Speech doesn't have the greatest lyrics. But that is okay, as the Sacramento-based group's 5th full length is still a rather enjoyable record.
Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification3.5
Shark Dad will be song of the decade just you all wait
Edit: I was correct.
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain4.5
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness4.0
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II3.5
Dangers The Bend in the Break4.0
Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition4.5
Daughters Hell Songs4.5
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars4.5
David Bowie Lodger4.0
David Bowie Station to Station5.0
David Bowie Blackstar4.5
David Bowie "Heroes"4.5
David Bowie Tonight2.0
David Sylvian Brilliant Trees4.0
Deafheaven Sunbather4.5
turns out adding blast beats and harsh screams to shoegazy guitars to 10+ minute songs works. neat
Deakin Sleep Cycle4.0
Death From Above You're a Woman, I'm a Machine3.5
Death Grips The Money Store4.5
Death Grips Government Plates4.0
Death Grips No Love Deep Web3.5
Death Grips Exmilitary4.0
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon3.5
Death Grips Bottomless Pit3.5
That's not how works, fsavage. Even if you're being sarcastic you should suck my dick
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death3.5
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist5.0
Deftones Koi No Yokan4.5
Deftones plus Shoegaze equals Koi No Yokan, one of 2012's best albums because Deftones
Deftones White Pony4.0
Deftones Diamond Eyes4.0
gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby
Deftones Deftones4.0
Deftones Around the Fur3.5
Around the Fur showcases a band who are starting to realize their true potential. While still rholding on to the nu-metal sound they helped create, Deftones add so much more to, distinguishing rthemselves from the other groups. Featuring improved songwriting and a glimpse at their eventual ratmospheric sound, Around the Fur is an early highlight of a band that's full of them.
Deftones Adrenaline3.5
Despite being a key album in the infamous "nu-metal" sub-genre that annoyed the ears of many in the late 90's to early 2000's, Deftones humble debut "Adrenaline" still demands to be heard. Featuring a raw and rather angry sound, in addition to Chino's fitting rap-like vocal style. However as it IS the bands first release, Adrenaline sounds rather underdeveloped at times. An overall solid beginning for a group that's going to end up being so much more.
Deftones Gore3.5
"once upon a time, in the piece of shit land called Sacramento 4 stoned teenagers accidentally created Nu-Metal but then jumped from that ship once Limp Bizkit happened (even though Korn was a thing before that). They still made good music and they made another music that is good. Chiggy Biggy Mo-Iggy please love me!!!! 8/10"
Dennis Wilson Pacific Ocean Blue4.0
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime5.0
Drive Like Jehu Drive Like Jehu4.5
Duster Stratosphere5.0
Enter Shikari Take to the Skies2.5
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!4.0
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown4.0
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place5.0
Explosions in the Sky Those Who Tell the Truth...4.5
Explosions in the Sky How Strange, Innocence4.5
On a scale from 1 to Pencil, how wrong am I for having this as my favourte EitS album
Explosions in the Sky The Wilderness3.5
Failure Fantastic Planet4.0
Foxygen Hang2.5
Freddie Gibbs and Madlib Pinata4.5
Fugazi Red Medicine5.0
Fugazi The Argument4.5
Fugazi Repeater4.0
Fugazi End Hits4.0
Fugazi In on the Kill Taker4.0
Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing3.5
Fugazi 13 Songs3.5
Funeral Diner The Underdark4.0
Gates Bloom and Breathe4.0
Genghis Tron Board Up the House4.0
Glassjaw Material Control4.0
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute4.5
I get an erection every time I hear "Trailer Park Jesus" 10/10
Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles)4.0
Glassjaw Coloring Book4.0
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence3.5
Glocca Morra Just Married4.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞5.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven4.5
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World4.5
Green Day American Idiot1.5
Green Day completely sell their souls with American Idiot, and lose any genuine angst they might have had in the past in the process. Every song on this album comes off as overly whiny (any single released off this record) or just forced altogether, especially the political messages Green Day attempted to cram into this mess of an album.
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness5.0
Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World3.5
He Is Legend I Am Hollywood4.0
He Is Legend It Hates You3.5
Heaven Pierce Her Zen, or the Means Without Ends2.5 has a good amount of beautiful moments, but is a bit on the repetitive side imo
Hopesfall The Satellite Years5.0
HORSE the band Desperate Living3.5
i honestly don't know how this album makes me feel, and in this case I'm actually considering it a good thing.
"Desperate Living" is, when all is said and done, a good album. However it's like listening to a muppet have a
temper tantrum while a mixture of metal and a SNES soundtrack play in the background.
I the Mighty Where the Mind Wants to Go / Where You Let it Go3.5
I the Mighty Connector4.0
Ichiko Aoba 0%4.5
Immolation Close to a World Below4.5
The instrumentation is nice, and the title track is really cool.rNot fond of the opener however but such is life
Infest No Man's Slave4.0
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights4.0
Isis Panopticon4.5
Truth time children! I'm not a big Post Metal fan. It's not that I dislike the genre, I admitingly have a difficult time sitting through long songs. However, Isis managed to make not only one of my favourite gems from the genre, but one of my favourite albums period.
Japandroids Post-Nothing4.5
Japandroids Near To The Wild Heart Of Life3.5
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy4.5
Kanye West The Life of Pablo3.0
Kanye West Yeezus4.0
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak3.5
Kayo Dot Plastic House on Base of Sky3.5
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye5.0
Kayo Dot Coyote4.0
Kayo Dot Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue4.0
please notice me, toby driver. PLEASE NOTICE ME TOBY DRIVER ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kayo Dot Blue Lambency Downward3.5
KEN mode Success3.5
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly4.5
Kero Kero Bonito Bonito Generation3.0
Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven1.0
Kidcrash Jokes5.0
Kidcrash New Ruins3.5
Knocked Loose Laugh Tracks3.5
Korn Korn2.0
Korn The Serenity of Suffering1.0
"this sounds like good old fashioned Korn". I mean yeah, hence why it's fucking awful
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley4.5
letlive. If I'm the Devil...3.0
letlive. Fake History4.0
it may be glassjaw worship, but at least it's enjoyable glassjaw worship
letlive. The Blackest Beautiful4.0
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory1.0
Lydia Illuminate4.5
Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe1.0
Madvillain Madvillainy5.0
this is a classic, yepppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Manchester Orchestra I'm Like a Virgin Losing a Child4.0
Mass of the Fermenting Dregs Mass of the Fermenting Dregs4.0
Mastodon Remission3.5
maudlin of the Well Bath4.5
maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map4.0
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister5.0
MF DOOM MM.. Food4.0
Miles Davis Bitches Brew4.5
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz1.0
audio cringe, didn't think it was possible but OH MY GOD
Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy3.0
Minus the Bear Highly Refined Pirates4.5
Minus the Bear Menos El Oso4.0
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice4.0
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West5.0
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About4.0
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica4.5
Modest Mouse Building Nothing Out of Something4.0
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News3.5
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank3.5
Modest Mouse Strangers to Ourselves3.0
Mogwai Young Team5.0
wtf this is an album to be both enjoyed AND admired don't be silly now
Mount Eerie A Crow Looked At Me4.5
My Bloody Valentine Loveless4.5
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral2.5
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile3.5
Nirvana In Utero3.5
Nirvana Nevermind3.0
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe4.5
Off Minor Some Blood4.5
Off Minor Innominate4.0
Old Gray Slow Burn3.5
Pain of Salvation In the Passing Light of Day2.0
Patti Smith Horses4.5
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer4.0
Pink Guy Pink Season1.0
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork5.0
I may have been really high once and got moved to tears by I Appear Missing nbd
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R4.5
From the opening bass line of 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer" to the blaring horns at the end of "I Think I Lost My Headache". "Rated R" manages to become varied yet very consistent all the way through.
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf4.0
Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age4.0
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze3.5
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris3.0
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool2.5
go listen to hail to the thief instead. or the bends. or in rainbows. or amnesiac
Radiohead Pablo Honey2.5
Radiohead The Bends3.5
Radiohead Kid A2.5
Radiohead OK Computer3.5
Radiohead Amnesiac4.0
Radiohead Hail to the Thief3.5
Radiohead In Rainbows4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium2.0
There are album that are bogged down with filler tracks, and then there's Stadium Arcadium; a double album that rwhile it has its fair share of really great tracks, is countered by the fact that the album has an exhausting amount rof songs that just come off as anywhere from pointless while still listenable, to straight up bad.
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture3.0
Rise Against The Sufferer & the Witness3.5
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels4.0
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 24.0
I hope the third album has werewolf hands on it or something
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 33.5
Ryo Fukui Scenery4.5
Saetia A Retrospective4.5
Sleater-Kinney Dig Me Out4.0
Sleater-Kinney The Woods4.0
Slint Spiderland5.0
Slipknot Slipknot1.5
Slowdive Souvlaki5.0
Slowdive Pygmalion4.0
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit4.5
Something all you need is ten minutes to get the point across. Ten minutes is all Snowing needs. fuck me for not actually listening to this sooner right
Sonic Youth Murray Street4.0
Sonic Youth Sister5.0
starry cat starry cat3.5
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz5.0
Sufjan Stevens Illinois4.5
Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell4.0
Sufjan Stevens Seven Swans4.0
Sufjan Stevens Michigan3.5
Sufjan Stevens Enjoy Your Rabbit3.0
Sufjan Stevens The Avalanche: Outtakes and Extras3.5
Sundara Karma Youth Is Only Ever Fun in Retrospect2.5
Sunny Day Real Estate Sunny Day Real Estate4.5
Sunny Day Real Estate How It Feels To Be Something On4.0
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary3.5
Sunny Day Real Estate The Rising Tide3.5
Surf Curse Nothing Yet3.5
Swans Filth3.5
System of a Down System of a Down4.5
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends3.5
Taking Back Sunday Where You Want To Be3.0
The Antlers Hospice4.5
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Three Cheers For Disappointment4.5
Probably the greatest Ska Punk album ever made 10/10
The Avalanches Since I Left You5.0
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds5.0
The Brave Little Abacus Just Got Back from the Discomfort - It's Alright4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity5.0
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I5.0
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy3.5
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger4.0
The Flaming Lips Oczy Mlody3.5
The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin4.5
The Flaming Lips Transmissions From the Satellite Heart3.5
The Flashbulb Soundtrack to a Vacant Life4.0
The Great Redneck Hope Behold The Fuck Thunder3.5
The Jesus Lizard Goat3.5
The Killers Hot Fuss3.5
The Kodan Armada A Collection Of Songs4.5
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 25.0
let me break the rating system and give this a 6 or something please
The Microphones Mount Eerie4.0
The Microphones It Was Hot We Stayed In The Water3.5
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear, Sad, Nuclear3.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness4.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream5.0
The Stooges Fun House4.5
The xx I See You3.5
Three Days Grace One-X1.0
Three Days Grace prove they're just another forgettable mainstream rock group.
Thrice The Illusion of Safety4.0
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance4.0
Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere3.5
Thrice Beggars4.0
Thrice Major/Minor4.0
Tool Ænima3.0
An excellent album, but the filler tracks REALLY mar this album down
Tool Lateralus2.0
Treebeard Stars Over Somber Skies4.5
Turnover Peripheral Vision3.5
Tyler, the Creator Cherry Bomb1.5
Tyler, the Creator Wolf3.0
Underoath Disambiguation4.0
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You4.5
Unwound New Plastic Ideas4.0
Weezer Weezer5.0
Weezer Pinkerton5.0
Weezer The Green Album2.5
Weezer Raditude1.0
Weezer Maladroit3.5
Weezer Make Believe2.0
Weezer The Red Album2.0
Weezer Hurley2.5
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End3.5
Weezer The White Album4.0
Weezer Pacific Daydream2.0
Whores. Gold4.0
Wiley Godfather3.5
Xiu Xiu The Air Force4.0
Xiu Xiu Forget3.5
Yaphet Kotto The Killer Was in the Government Blankets4.0

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