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40 Watt Sun The Inside Room4.5
40 Watt Sun Wider than the Sky2.5
More like Wider than Noctus' butthole. Album of the Year contender.rEDIT: Not AOTY contender for me :/
Aberrant Vascular Aegitshus4.0
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns4.0
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia4.5
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Abnormal Thought Patterns Altered States of Consciousness4.5
Acrania An Uncertain Collision4.0
Ad Nauseam Nihil Quam Vacuitas Ordinatum Est3.0
Agalloch The Mantle2.5
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America2.0
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea3.0
Ahab The Boats Of The Glen Carrig4.0
Ahab The Giant4.0
Ahab The Divinity Of Oceans4.0
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...5.0
Akercocke Antichrist4.0
Akercocke Choronzon4.0
Akercocke Rape of The Bastard Nazerene2.5
Akercocke Renaissance in Extremis4.0
Akhlys The Dreaming I1.5
Albino Slug Albino Slug2.5
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury3.5
Amestigon Thier3.0
Amorphis The Beginning of Times2.5
Amorphis Elegy4.0
Amorphis Tuonela3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas3.5
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Passion2.5
Anaal Nathrakh The Whole of the Law2.5
This bands gimmick is getting incredibly tiresome.
Anacrusis Manic Impressions3.5
Anathema A Natural Disaster4.0
Anathema Distant Satellites4.0
Anathema Weather Systems4.0
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here4.5
Anathema Judgement4.0
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit4.0
Anathema The Optimist3.5
Angizia Das Schachbrett des Trommelbuben Zacharias4.0
Angizia Das Tagebuch der Hanna Anikin4.0
Anuryzm All Is Not For All3.5
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors4.5
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale4.0
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies5.0
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel4.5
Arcturus Arcturian4.5
I now have a legitimate reason to keep on living my worthless life.rEDIT: Amazon pushed the NA release date by 2 weeks and my patience is gone. Heard the leak and rit's extremely rawesome, everything I expected from Arcturus and more. rEDIT 2: "While smartly ignoring the fourth" Yo, they didn't ignore it. Just listen to Archer as rit's completely similar to a lot of SS man. Also ignoring ANY Arcturus is a crime.
Atheist Jupiter4.5
Atheist Piece of Time5.0
Atheist Unquestionable Presence4.5
Atrox Terrestrials3.0
Autumnal Grey Universe4.0
Autumnblaze DämmerElbenTragödie4.5
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries3.5
Averse The Endesque Chants3.5
Bathory Blood Fire Death4.0
Batushka Litourgiya3.0
Behemoth Thelema.63.0
Bethlehem Dark Metal4.5
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare5.0
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution2.0
Beyond Dawn Pity Love4.0
Blazing Eternity A World To Drown In3.0
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera3.5
Bloodbath The Fathomless Mastery3.5
Borknagar Borknagar3.5
Borknagar The Archaic Course4.0
Borknagar Urd4.5
Borknagar Quintessence4.5
Borknagar Universal4.0
Borknagar Empiricism4.0
Borknagar Winter Thrice4.0
Braindance Redemption4.5
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss3.5
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus4.5
Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale2.5
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever3.5
Carbonized Disharmonization4.5
Carnival in Coal Collection Prestige4.0
Carnival in Coal Vivalavida4.5
Carnival in Coal Fear Not4.0
Catharsis (USA-CA) Pathways To Wholeness3.5
Cebren-Khal A Mass of Despair4.0
Cephalic Carnage Xenosapien3.5
Chaostar Threnody3.0
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes2.0
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin1.0
Well at least it's better than deathcore bands like Death, Immolation, Gorguts and Cryptopsy.
Chthonic Mirror Of Retribution3.5
Chthonic Seediq Bale5.0
Chthonic Takasago Army4.0
Chthonic Bu-Tik4.5
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Chthonic Relentless Recurrence4.0
Clouds (INT) Doliu2.5
Code Mut4.0
Code Augur Nox4.5
Code Resplendent Grotesque4.0
Coldworld Melancholie3.0
Communic Waves Of Visual Decay3.0
Confessor Condemned4.0
Confessor Unraveled3.5
Contrastic Contrastic3.0
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence3.5
Converge Jane Doe2.0
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy

Edit: This is still a piece of shit. Don't be fooled by the average rating.
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us3.5
Cynthesis DeEvolution5.0
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Cynthesis ReEvolution4.5
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Cytotoxin Radiophobia2.5
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus2.0
Dark Millennium Ashore the Celestial Burden4.0
Dark Millennium Diana Read Peace4.0
Dark Suns Grave Human Genuine2.5
Dark Suns Existence4.0
Dark Suns Swanlike3.5
Dark Suns Orange3.5
Dark Suns Everchild3.0
Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun4.5
Dead Can Dance Anastasis4.0
Dead Can Dance The Serpent's Egg4.0
Deathspell Omega The Synarchy of Molten Bones2.0
Design the Skyline Nevaeh2.0
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient4.0
Devin Townsend Terria4.0
Devin Townsend Physicist4.0
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech5.0
Devin Townsend Infinity4.5
Devin Townsend Project Addicted3.5
Devin Townsend Project Z23.5
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction4.5
Devin Townsend Project Ghost4.0
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud3.5
Devin Townsend Project Transcendence3.0
Diapsiquir A.N.T.I.2.0
Die Verbannten Kinder Evas Come Heavy Sleep3.0
Dodheimsgard A Umbra Omega4.5
Dodheimsgard Supervillain Outcast4.0
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh1.0
Dornenreich Bitter ist's dem Tod zu dienen4.0
Dornenreich Her Von Welken Nächten4.0
Drawn A New World?5.0
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
Drawn Plan Be4.0
Dropshard Anywhere But Home4.0
Ebony Lake In Swathes of Brooding Light4.0
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow3.5
Edge of Sanity Crimson3.5
Elend A World in Their Screams2.5
Elend Winds Devouring Men4.0
Emperor In The Nightside Eclipse4.0
Emperor Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk4.5
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...4.0
Emperor IX Equilibrium4.0
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields3.5
Empyrium Weiland3.0
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini4.5
Enslaved RIITIIR5.0
Enslaved In Times4.0
Enslaved Vertebrae4.0
Enslaved Isa4.5
Enslaved E4.0
Entropia Simetria3.5
Ephel Duath Phormula4.0
Ereb Altor Nattramn4.0
Ereb Altor Fire Meets Ice3.5
Esoteric Paragon Of Dissonance3.0
Eumeria Rebel Mind3.5
Ewigkeit Conspiritus4.5
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan4.0
Ewigkeit Back to Beyond4.0
Extol Burial3.5
Extol The Blueprint Dives4.0
Extol Extol4.0
Extol Undeceived4.5
Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End4.5
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain2.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth2.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony3.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse King2.5
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme3.5
Forgotten Silence Kro Ni Ka4.0
Forgotten Silence KaBaAch4.0
Forgotten Woods As the Wolves Gather2.5
Forgotten Woods The Curse Of Mankind3.5
Frantic Bleep The Sense Apparatus3.5
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous3.0
Green Carnation Journey To The End Of The Night4.5
Haggard And Thou Shalt Trust The Seer3.0
Haken Visions4.0
Haken The Mountain4.0
Haken Aquarius3.0
Haken Affinity3.5
Heartless Suicidal Engagement3.0
Hidden In The Fog Damokles4.0
Hollenthon Domus Mundi4.0
Hollenthon With Vilest of Worms to Dwell4.0
Horrendous Ecdysis3.5
Horrified In the Garden of the Unearthly Delights4.0
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker5.0
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Ihsahn After5.0
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen4.0
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Ihsahn Eremita4.5
Ihsahn angL4.0
Ihsahn The Adversary4.5
Ihsahn Arktis.4.5
This will probably be my AOTY... but that large font right on the cover still bothers me.
Immolation Close to a World Below2.5
Pfft, More like Close to a Turd Below. One of the WORST albums of all time!
In Flames Come Clarity1.5
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages5.0
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo4.5
In The Woods... Omnio4.0
In The Woods... Pure4.0
The greatest band in the motherfucking universe is back.. life can be great in times like these.
In Vain Aenigma3.5
Inquisition Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical...2.0
Insomnium One for Sorrow2.5
Job for a Cowboy Doom2.0
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.0
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance3.5
Kampfar Mellom Skogkledde Aaser4.0
Karnivool Asymmetry2.5
Karnivool Sound Awake3.0
Katatonia Dead End Kings4.5
Katatonia Discouraged Ones5.0
Katatonia Night Is the New Day4.0
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down4.0
Katatonia Dance of December Souls4.5
Katatonia Viva Emptiness4.0
Katatonia Brave Murder Day4.5
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance4.0
Katatonia Tonight's Decision4.0
Katatonia The Fall of Hearts3.0
This is so disappointing it's ridiculous. Katatonia at their dullest.
Kataxu Hunger of Elements3.5
Keep of Kalessin Armada3.0
Kekal The Habit of Fire5.0
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence4.5
Kekal Acidity4.0
Kekal Audible Minority3.0
Kekal Autonomy2.0
Kekal The Painful Experience4.0
Kekal Embrace The Dead4.0
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams4.5
Khonsu Anomalia4.0
Khonsu The Xun Protectorate4.0
Lamented Souls The Origins Of Misery4.0
Le Grand Guignol The Great Maddening3.0
Leprous Bilateral5.0
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Leprous Coal4.5
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Leprous The Congregation4.0
12 fucking tracks. 12 T R A C K S! They can do no wrong! Einar was in the studio producing vocal wankery while the rest of the members watched. All they could say was "bruh" -_____-"
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome4.0
Leprous Malina4.0
Lethe When Dreams Become Nightmares3.5
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia5.0
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio4.5
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion3.5
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil3.5
Liturgy The Ark Work2.5
Lorelei Lore of Lies3.5
Lux Occulta The Mother and the Enemy4.5
Lux Occulta Kołysanki3.0
Lux Occulta My Guardian Anger4.0
Lychgate An Antidote for the Glass Pill3.0
M8L8TH By the Wing of Black3.0
Maladie ...Still...3.0
Malvery Mortal Entrenchment in Requiem2.5
Manes How the World Came To An End5.0
Manes Be All End All4.5
Manes Vilosophe4.0
Melechesh Sphynx4.0
Melechesh Djinn4.0
Melechesh Emissaries3.5
Melechesh As Jerusalem Burns...Al´Intisar3.5
Mental Home Black Art3.0
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere4.0
Midnight Odyssey Shards of Silver Fade4.0
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust3.5
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil4.0
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness4.5
Mithras Time Never Lasts4.0
Mithras Forever Advancing... Legions3.0
Mithras On Strange Loops4.5
Monumentum In Absentia Christi3.0
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus1.5
Mourning Beloveth The Sullen Sulcus3.0
Munruthel Epocha Vodoleya3.5
My Dying Bride The Angel and the Dark River3.5
My Dying Bride The Light at the End of the World4.0
My Dying Bride A Map of All Our Failures4.5
My Dying Bride The Dreadful Hours4.5
My Dying Bride Feel the Misery4.0
My Dying Bride A Line of Deathless Kings4.0
My Dying Bride Songs of Darkness, Words of Light4.0
My Dying Bride Like Gods of the Sun3.0
My Dying Bride As the Flower Withers3.0
My Dying Bride Turn Loose the Swans2.5
My Dying Bride For Lies I Sire4.0
Myrath Tales of the Sands4.0
Myrath Hope3.5
Myrath Legacy4.0
Nagelfar Srontgorrth4.5
Nagelfar Hunengrab im herbst4.0
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel2.0
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I3.5
Necrophagist Epitaph2.0
Negura Bunget OM3.0
netra Mélancolie Urbaine3.5
netra Sørbyen3.5
netra Ingrats3.5
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor3.5
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy2.5
Nile At the Gate of Sethu3.0
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel3.5
Noneuclid Metatheosis3.5
Obliteration Black Death Horizon3.0
Obscura Omnivium3.5
Obscura Akróasis3.0
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys4.5
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage4.5
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt4.0
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence4.0
Odious Mirror of Vibrations4.0
Odious Skin Age4.0
Opeth Heritage4.5
Opeth Ghost Reveries5.0
Opeth Watershed4.5
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
Opeth Pale Communion4.0
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Opeth Still Life4.0
Opeth Damnation4.0
Opeth Deliverance3.5
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse3.5
Opeth Orchid4.0
Opeth Morningrise4.0
Oxiplegatz Sidereal Journey3.0
Oxxo Xoox Namidae3.0
Pain of Salvation One Hour by the Concrete Lake4.0
Pain of Salvation Remedy Lane4.0
Pain of Salvation The Perfect Element, Part 14.0
Pain of Salvation Be2.0
Panopticon Roads to the North3.5
Pantheist O Solitude3.5
Paragon of Beauty Seraphine...Far Gone Gleam3.5
Pavor Furioso3.5
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal1.5
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense5.0
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Phlebotomized Skycontact4.0
Phlebotomized Preach Eternal Gospels4.0
Porcupine Tree Signify4.5
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair4.0
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet4.0
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish4.5
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle5.0
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace5.0
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow4.5
Psychotic Waltz Bleeding4.0
Psychotropic Transcendental Ax Libereld...4.0
Psypheria Embrace The Mutation4.0
Ras Algethi Oneiricon - The White Hypnotic3.5
Revocation Teratogenesis3.5
Revocation Chaos of Forms3.5
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition3.5
Rotting Christ Theogonia2.5
Samsas Traum Utopia4.0
Saor Roots4.0
Saor Guardians3.5
Scald Will of the Gods is Great Power5.0
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity2.5
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn3.5
Septicflesh The Great Mass5.0
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Septicflesh Titan4.0
Septicflesh Communion4.5
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons4.0
Septicflesh Revolution DNA4.0
Septicflesh Esoptron3.0
Septicflesh Codex Omega4.0
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts4.0
Shape of Despair Monotony Fields3.5
Sieges Even Life Cycle3.5
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me4.5
Soen Cognitive3.5
Solefald In Harmonia Universali4.5
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud4.0
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills4.0
Solefald The Linear Scaffold4.0
Solefald Norron Livskunst4.0
Solefald Red For Fire: An Icelandic Odyssey Part 14.0
Solefald Neonism4.0
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age4.5
Solstice (UK) Lamentations3.5
Spawn of Possession Incurso2.5
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe4.0
Stargazer A Great Work of Ages3.5
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion3.5
Strapping Young Lad City4.0
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing4.0
Stratovarius Visions3.5
Summoning Oath Bound3.0
Sun of the Sleepless To The Elements3.5
Supuration The Cube3.0
Symphony X Iconoclast2.5
Tactile Gemma Tactile Gemma4.0
TesseracT One3.5
The 3rd and the Mortal Painting on Glass4.0
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand4.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate2.0
The Crevices Below Below the Crevices3.0
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution4.0
The Fall of Every Season From Below3.5
The Kovenant Nexus Polaris3.5
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew3.5
The Monolith Deathcult Trivmvirate3.5
The Ruins Of Beverast Foulest Semen of a Sheltered Elite4.0
The Ruins Of Beverast Blood Vaults - The Blazing Gospels of Heinrich...4.0
The Ruins Of Beverast Exuvia4.0
The Zenith Passage Solipsist2.0
Theocracy As the World Bleeds4.0
Thergothon Stream From The Heavens4.5
Thormenthor Abstract Divinity4.0
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream4.5
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat5.0
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg4.5
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio4.5
Thy Catafalque Sgùrr4.0
Thy Catafalque Meta4.5
Thy Light Suici.De.pression3.5
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn3.5
Timeghoul Complete Discography4.0
Ulver Shadows of the Sun5.0
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler4.5
Ulver Nattens Madrigal4.0
Ulver Wars of the Roses4.0
Ulver Blood Inside4.5
Ulver Kveldssanger4.0
Ulver The Assassination of Julius Caesar4.0
Unholy Matrimony Croire, Decroitre3.0
Universe 217 Universe2174.0
Urfaust Apparitions3.0
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler4.0
Urfaust Empty Space Meditation4.0
Varuna The Epical Trilogy of Vorlaufen I: Night Master4.0
Vauxdvihl To Dimension Logic4.0
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters4.0
Vediog Svaor In The Distance4.0
Verdunkeln Einblick In Den Qualenfall4.0
Vintersorg Odemarkens Son4.0
Vintersorg Jordpuls4.5
Vintersorg Orkan4.0
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Vintersorg Visions From The Spiral Generator3.5
Vintersorg Solens Rotter2.5
Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis4.5
Visceral Evisceration Incessant Desire for Palatable Flesh4.0
Voices (UK) London4.0
Void Of Silence Human Antithesis4.0
Votum :KTONIK:4.0
Votum Metafiction3.0
Vuvr Pilgrimage3.5
Warning Watching from a Distance5.0
Warning The Strength to Dream4.0
Windir Likferd3.0
Windir 11844.0
Winds Prominence and Demise4.0
Winterhorde Underwatermoon4.0
Winterhorde Nebula3.5
Winterhorde Maestro4.5
Wintersun Time I4.0
Wintersun Wintersun4.0
Wintersun The Forest Seasons2.5
X Japan Art of Life3.5
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious3.5
Xerxes (CH) Beyond My Imagination4.0
Yearning Plaintive Scenes4.0
Yearning Frore Meadow4.0
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice5.0
Zero Hour Metamorphosis4.0
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind4.0
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver4.5
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond4.5

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