| '68 Two Parts Viper | 4.5 |
| ((( O ))) ((( 1 ))) | 4.0 |
| 10 Years Feeding the Wolves | 2.5 |
| 10 Years Division | 3.5 |
| 10 Years From Birth to Burial | 3.5 |
| 10 Years The Autumn Effect | 4.0 |
| 10 Years Minus the Machine | 4.0 |
| 100 Gecs 1000 gecs | 3.5 |
| "well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb" - patrick star |
| 12 Stones Beneath the Scars | 1.5 |
| A Day To Remember What Separates Me from You | 2.0 |
| A Day To Remember Bad Vibrations | 2.5 |
| A Day To Remember Common Courtesy | 3.5 |
| Adele 25 | 3.5 |
| Adelitas Way Stuck | 3.0 |
| Aero Chaos | 4.5 |
| AFI Crash Love | 3.0 |
| AFI Burials | 3.5 |
| AFI AFI (The Blood Album) | 3.5 |
| AFI Sing the Sorrow | 4.0 |
| After the Burial Dig Deep | 4.0 |
| Alabama Shakes Sound & Color | 4.0 |
| Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals | 3.5 |
| Alexisonfire Alexisonfire | 4.0 |
| Alexisonfire Dog's Blood | 4.0 |
| Alexisonfire Otherness | 4.0 |
| "wahhhhhhh the production is horrible the vocals are buried wahhhhh" bitch have you ever felt the touch of a woman |
| Alexisonfire Watch Out! | 4.5 |
| Alexisonfire Live at Copps | 4.5 |
| one of the best post hardcore bands playing the best 24 song set imaginable, wonder how that went |
| Alexisonfire Crisis | 5.0 |
| Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here | 3.5 |
| All That Remains Madness | 1.0 |
| All That Remains A War You Cannot Win | 1.5 |
| All Time Low Last Young Renegade | 1.5 |
| Alter Bridge Fortress | 3.5 |
| Anberlin Blueprints for the Black Market | 2.5 |
| Anberlin New Surrender | 3.0 |
| Anberlin Never Take Friendship Personal | 3.5 |
| Anberlin Lowborn | 3.5 |
| Velvet Covered Brick hnnnnnnng |
| Anberlin Dark Is the Way, Light Is a Place | 4.0 |
| Anberlin Vital | 4.0 |
| Anberlin Cities | 4.5 |
| Anchor and Braille Songs for the Late Night Drive Home | 4.0 |
| Andy Black The Shadow Side | 1.5 |
| Animals As Leaders Parrhesia | 2.5 |
| Architects For Those That Wish to Exist | 1.5 |
| Architects All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us | 2.5 |
| incredibly boring album. all the songs sound like they could have been pulled from the last album and they mostly sound the same. they can do better |
| Architects Lost Forever // Lost Together | 3.5 |
| Architects Hollow Crown | 4.0 |
| Arctic Monkeys Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino | 2.0 |
| Ariana Grande Sweetener | 3.5 |
| Ariana Grande Dangerous Woman | 4.0 |
| Artifex Pereo Passengers | 3.0 |
| pretty vanilla phc but it has its moments. maybe it'll grow |
| As I Lay Dying Shaped by Fire | 1.0 |
| Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream | 1.5 |
| Asking Alexandria The Black | 1.5 |
| Asking Alexandria Asking Alexandria | 1.5 |
| Asking Alexandria From Death to Destiny | 2.0 |
| Atreyu In Our Wake | 1.0 |
| Attack Attack! This Means War | 2.5 |
| Attila Outlawed | 1.0 |
| Attila Guilty Pleasure | 1.0 |
| Attila Chaos | 1.0 |
| August Burns Red Phantom Anthem | 2.0 |
| august burns red release the same album for the 5th time in a row |
| August Burns Red Guardians | 2.0 |
| https://media.giphy.com/media/NMHpkm0MPar2U/giphy.gif |
| August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places | 2.5 |
| August Burns Red Rescue & Restore | 4.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare | 1.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King | 2.0 |
| Bad Omens Bad Omens | 2.5 |
| Bad Rabbits American Nightmare | 4.0 |
| Bad Suns Transpose | 4.0 |
| Bad Suns Language and Perspective | 4.0 |
| Bad Suns Disappear Here | 4.0 |
| Balance and Composure The Things We Think We're Missing | 3.5 |
| Balance and Composure Light We Made | 3.5 |
| Banks The Altar | 4.0 |
| this is gonna be a 7 (out of 5) |
| Banks III | 4.0 |
| Banks Goddess | 4.5 |
| Baroness Yellow and Green | 3.5 |
| Baroness Purple | 4.0 |
| this is gonna be sick as fuck i feel it in my bones |
| Basement Promise Everything | 3.5 |
| blinded bye is the 2nd best song on here don't listen to that other guy |
| Beach Bunny Emotional Creature | 3.5 |
| Beartooth Disease | 1.5 |
| we really still doin this shit huh |
| Beartooth Disgusting | 3.0 |
| Last song is cheesy as fuck but other than that this is A OK |
| Being as an Ocean Being As An Ocean | 2.5 |
| "i remember your love as the inordinate aroma of cigarettes hits my senses bla bla bla your body is like a pulchritudinous and effervescent chrysanthemum bla bla how the fuck are kids still listening to this"ri haven't laughed this fucking hard in years |
| Belmont Aftermath | 1.0 |
| 1 star on principle for country girl, the only song i've heard or will hear from this record, one of the most cynically written, disgustingly manufactured-for-tik-tok-success songs i've ever heard. fuck outta here |
| Betraying the Martyrs The Resilient | 1.5 |
| Beyonce Beyonce | 3.5 |
| Beyonce Lemonade | 4.0 |
| Big Wreck Ghosts | 4.0 |
| Birds in Row We Already Lost The World | 4.5 |
| BJ the Chicago Kid In My Mind | 3.0 |
| Bjork Volta | 2.5 |
| Bjork Biophilia | 3.5 |
| Bjork Medulla | 4.0 |
| Bjork Post | 4.5 |
| Bjork Vespertine | 4.5 |
| Bjork Homogenic | 5.0 |
| Black Map ...And We Explode | 4.0 |
| yo, why's no one talking about this? shit's badass |
| Black Stone Cherry Magic Mountain | 2.0 |
| Blessthefall Hard Feelings | 1.5 |
| blink-182 Nine | 1.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin Dark Before Dawn | 2.0 |
| it's a breaking benjamin album all right rEDIT: bumping down, this is bland as fucking shit |
| Breaking Benjamin Ember | 2.0 |
| Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony | 2.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin Saturate | 3.0 |
| Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone | 3.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin Phobia | 3.5 |
| Bring Me the Horizon That's the Spirit | 2.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Amo | 2.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal | 3.0 |
| brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It! | 1.0 |
| Brutus (BE) Nest | 3.0 |
| Bryson Tiller True To Self | 2.0 |
| Bryson Tiller T R A P S O U L | 3.5 |
| Buckcherry Fuck | 1.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Fever | 1.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper | 1.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Gravity | 1.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Venom | 2.0 |
| Camp Cope Camp Cope | 4.0 |
| Camp Cope How to Socialise and Make Friends | 4.0 |
| Car Bomb Meta | 4.0 |
| Car Bomb Mordial | 4.0 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion | 4.5 |
| Caspian On Circles | 4.0 |
| Catfish and the Bottlemen The Ride | 1.5 |
| Cave In Heavy Pendulum | 4.0 |
| Celldweller Wish Upon a Blackstar | 2.5 |
| Chance the Rapper Coloring Book | 3.5 |
| Chevelle This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In) | 3.5 |
| Chevelle Sci-Fi Crimes | 3.5 |
| Chevelle Hats Off To The Bull | 3.5 |
| Chevelle The North Corridor | 3.5 |
| an album by the band chevelle |
| Chevelle Vena Sera | 4.0 |
| Chevelle La Gárgola | 4.0 |
| Chevelle Wonder What's Next | 4.5 |
| Circa Survive Violent Waves | 3.0 |
| Circa Survive Juturna | 4.0 |
| Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise | 4.0 |
| Circa Survive Descensus | 4.0 |
| Circa Survive The Amulet | 4.0 |
| Circa Survive On Letting Go | 4.5 |
| Citizen Everybody Is Going to Heaven | 3.0 |
| City and Colour The Hurry and the Harm | 3.0 |
| City and Colour Sometimes | 4.0 |
| City and Colour Little Hell | 4.0 |
| City and Colour If I Should Go Before You | 4.0 |
| City and Colour A Pill For Loneliness | 4.0 |
| Cloakroom Time Well | 4.0 |
| Cloakroom Dissolution Wave | 4.0 |
| Closure in Moscow First Temple | 4.0 |
| Coasts Coasts (LP) | 1.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow | 3.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension | 3.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Ascension | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Color Before The Sun | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria Vaxis I: The Unheavenly Creatures | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade | 4.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 | 5.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness | 5.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria Neverender | 5.0 |
| Coldplay Mylo Xyloto | 3.5 |
| Converge No Heroes | 3.5 |
| Converge Axe to Fall | 4.0 |
| Converge All We Love We Leave Behind | 4.0 |
| Converge The Dusk in Us | 4.0 |
| imagine giving this album a low score before it even comes out go listen to fuckin August burns red or Miss may I you fuckin weasel nerd |
| Converge Jane Doe | 4.5 |
| Converge You Fail Me Redux | 4.5 |
| Counterparts Tragedy Will Find Us | 3.0 |
| Soically they are miles ahead of Beatles |
| Counterparts Nothing Left to Love | 4.0 |
| Cult of Luna Vertikal | 4.0 |
| D'Angelo Voodoo | 4.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Jackpot Juicer | 2.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Mothership | 2.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance | 3.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Tree City Sessions | 3.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Artificial Selection | 3.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II | 3.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech | 3.5 |
| Honey Revenge though goddamn |
| Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification | 3.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain | 4.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Happiness | 4.5 |
| Daughters You Won't Get What You Want | 4.5 |
| this album is like if swans were good and didn't have a rapist singer! |
| Dead Letter Circus Aesthesis | 3.0 |
| Decyfer Down Crash | 3.0 |
| Decyfer Down Scarecrow | 3.0 |
| Decyfer Down End of Grey | 3.5 |
| Defeater Abandoned | 3.0 |
| Deftones Adrenaline | 2.5 |
| Deftones Gore | 3.5 |
| Deftones Koi No Yokan | 4.0 |
| Deftones White Pony | 4.5 |
| Deftones Around the Fur | 4.5 |
| Deftones Saturday Night Wrist | 4.5 |
| Deftones Diamond Eyes | 4.5 |
| Deftones Deftones | 5.0 |
| Demon Hunter True Defiance | 3.0 |
| Demon Hunter Extremist | 3.5 |
| Denzel Curry TA13OO | 4.0 |
| Denzel Curry and Kenny Beats Unlocked | 4.0 |
| Deuce Nine Lives | 1.0 |
| Dirty Loops Loopified | 3.5 |
| this band is absurd in the best possible way |
| DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ Charmed | 4.5 |
| DragonForce The Power Within | 3.0 |
| Drake Nothing Was the Same | 3.5 |
| Drake If You're Reading This It's Too Late | 3.5 |
| Drake Views | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater The Astonishing | 2.0 |
i for one am shocked this underwhelming self indulgent prog rock album with a terrible story that hasn't been out
for a week yet has recieved like fifteen 5s on sputnikmusic dot com |
| Dream Theater Dream Theater | 2.5 |
| Dream Theater Octavarium | 3.0 |
| Dryjacket For Posterity | 3.5 |
| dvsn Sept. 5th | 3.5 |
| HYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPE |
| Eidola Degeneraterra | 3.0 |
Wow guys! This album changed my life! Probably the greatest album of all time!!!
jk no fucking way but this is pretty good tho |
| Eidola To Speak, to Listen | 3.5 |
| Ellie Goulding Delirium | 3.5 |
| Ellie Goulding Lights | 4.0 |
| Ellie Goulding Halcyon | 4.0 |
| Emarosa Versus | 3.0 |
| Emarosa Peach Club | 3.5 |
| Emarosa 131 | 4.0 |
| transitioned into this sound very nicely. about as good a modern rock record as you will find. |
| Emery I'm Only A Man | 2.5 |
| Emery We Do What We Want | 3.0 |
| Emery The Weak's End | 3.5 |
| Emery The Question | 3.5 |
| Emery You Were Never Alone | 4.0 |
| don't listen to the dude that says there's 3 good songs he's like dumb and shit |
| Emery Eve | 4.0 |
| Emery ...In Shallow Seas We Sail | 4.5 |
| Emma Ruth Rundle and Thou May Our Chambers Be Full | 4.0 |
| Emmure Slave To The Game | 1.0 |
| Enemies Embark Embrace | 3.5 |
| ERRA Neon | 2.0 |
| ERRA Drift | 2.5 |
| ERRA ERRA | 3.5 |
| ERRA Augment | 4.0 |
| His voice isn't even that high and you will not find a band in this genre that writes better melodies and guitar leads |
| ERRA Moments of Clarity | 4.0 |
| rules |
| Escape the Fate Hate Me | 1.5 |
| Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon | 3.5 |
| Every Time I Die Ex Lives | 3.5 |
| Every Time I Die The Big Dirty | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die Hot Damn! | 4.5 |
| Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown | 4.5 |
| Every Time I Die Low Teens | 4.5 |
| Exotic Animal Petting Zoo Tree of Tongues | 4.5 |
| Failure The Heart Is a Monster | 3.5 |
| Failure Magnified | 4.0 |
| Failure In The Future Your Body Will Be The Furthest Thing From Your Mind | 4.0 |
| Failure Fantastic Planet | 4.5 |
| Fall Out Boy American Beauty/American Psycho | 1.5 |
| Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late | 1.0 |
| Falling in Reverse Just Like You | 1.0 |
| Fightstar Grand Unification | 3.5 |
| Fightstar Behind the Devil's Back | 4.0 |
| Fireworks Oh, Common Life | 3.0 |
| Fit for a King The Path | 1.0 |
| Fit for a King Dark Skies | 2.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch Got Your Six | 1.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch And Justice for None | 1.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1 | 1.5 |
| Fleshwater We're Not Here To Be Loved | 4.5 |
| Floating Points Crush | 4.0 |
| Florence and the Machine Ceremonials | 4.0 |
| Florence and the Machine How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful | 4.0 |
| Florence and the Machine Lungs | 4.5 |
| Foo Fighters Sonic Highways | 2.5 |
| Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters One by One | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters Foo Fighters | 4.0 |
| Foo Fighters In Your Honor | 4.0 |
| Foo Fighters Wasting Light | 4.0 |
| Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape | 4.5 |
| Four Year Strong Four Year Strong | 3.5 |
| Foxing Draw Down the Moon | 2.5 |
| Framing Hanley The Sum of Who We Are | 3.5 |
| Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes Blossom | 3.5 |
| Freddie Gibbs and The Alchemist Alfredo | 3.5 |
| From Indian Lakes Absent Sounds | 4.0 |
| From Indian Lakes Everything Feels Better Now | 4.0 |
| Front Porch Step Aware | 1.0 |
| Front Porch Step I Never Loved Before I Found You | 1.0 |
| Frontierer Unloved | 4.0 |
| Gates (USA-NJ) Bloom and Breathe | 4.0 |
| holy shit |
| Gates (USA-NJ) Parallel Lives | 4.0 |
| Gideon Milestone | 3.0 |
| Glassjaw Material Control | 4.0 |
| Glassjaw Worship and Tribute | 4.5 |
| Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles) | 4.5 |
| Glassjaw Coloring Book | 5.0 |
| Good Tiger We Will All be Gone | 2.5 |
| Greyhaven Empty Black | 4.0 |
| Greyhaven This Bright and Beautiful World | 4.0 |
| Hail the Sun New Age Filth | 3.0 |
| Hands Like Houses Dissonants | 2.5 |
| Haste the Day Attack of the Wolf King | 4.5 |
| Haste the Day Coward | 4.5 |
| this is the hardest riffing album of 2015 |
| Hellyeah Stampede | 1.0 |
| Hellyeah Band of Brothers | 1.0 |
| Hellyeah Hellyeah | 1.5 |
| Hiatus Kaiyote Tawk Tomahawk | 4.0 |
| Hiatus Kaiyote Choose Your Weapon | 4.5 |
| Hinder Welcome to the Freakshow | 1.0 |
| Holding Absence The Greatest Mistake of My Life | 3.0 |
| Hop Along Bark Your Head Off, Dog | 4.0 |
| Hopesfall Arbiter | 4.0 |
| Hot Tub Boys What's Your Damage | 3.5 |
| Hum You'd Prefer an Astronaut | 4.0 |
| Hum Inlet | 4.5 |
| Hum Downward Is Heavenward | 5.0 |
| Hundred Suns The Prestaliis | 3.5 |
| Hundredth Somewhere Nowhere | 3.5 |
| I Prevail TRAUMA | 1.0 |
| I the Mighty Where the Mind Wants to Go / Where You Let it Go | 3.5 |
| I the Mighty Connector | 4.0 |
| I, the Breather Life Reaper | 3.5 |
| album is straight up vicious. Does too much cockteasing of awesome riffs without expanding on them though |
| Icarus the Owl Pilot Waves | 3.5 |
| In Flames Siren Charms | 2.0 |
| In Flames Battles | 2.0 |
| In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading | 3.0 |
| In Flames Colony | 4.0 |
| In Flames Clayman | 4.0 |
| In Flames The Jester Race | 4.5 |
| In Hearts Wake Skydancer | 2.5 |
| In Hearts Wake Earthwalker | 3.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) 8 | 3.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) If Not Now, When? | 3.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Morning View | 4.0 |
| Into It. Over It. Standards | 4.0 |
| will probably bump this. just superb. easily his best album under the iioi name |
| Into It. Over It. Figure | 4.0 |
| Invent Animate Greyview | 2.0 |
| Invent Animate Everchanger | 3.5 |
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| Invent Animate Stillworld | 3.5 |
| Issues Headspace | 3.0 |
| J Dilla Donuts | 4.5 |
| J. Cole 4 Your Eyez Only | 2.0 |
| J. Cole 2014 Forest Hills Drive | 2.5 |
| James Blake Overgrown | 3.5 |
| James Blake James Blake | 4.0 |
| James Blake Assume Form | 4.0 |
| James Blake Before | 4.0 |
| James Blake The Colour in Anything | 4.5 |
| James Blake Playing Robots Into Heaven | 4.5 |
| “groove-lacking” motherfucker did you LISTEN to Fall Back |
| Janelle Monae Dirty Computer | 4.0 |
how come whenever sputbros hear an album from a woman artist with opinions of their own they act like that
artist told them personally that they have a tiny dick
actually that would be hilarious |
| Janus Nox Aeris | 3.0 |
| Jarrod Alonge Beating a Dead Horse | 2.0 |
| Jay Som Anak Ko | 3.5 |
| Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt | 4.5 |
| Jeremih Late Nights | 3.5 |
| Jeremih Late Nights: Europe | 3.5 |
| Jesus Piece Only Self | 4.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Chase This Light | 2.5 |
| Jimmy Eat World Invented | 3.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Damage | 3.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Bleed American | 3.5 |
| Jimmy Eat World Futures | 4.0 |
| John Mayer Continuum | 4.5 |
| John Mayer Trio Try! | 4.5 |
| Jon Hopkins Singularity | 4.0 |
| Jon Hopkins Immunity | 4.5 |
| Justin Bieber Purpose | 3.0 |
| Kanye West ye | 1.5 |
| Kanye West The Life of Pablo | 3.0 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 4.5 |
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| Kelela Take Me Apart | 4.0 |
| Kelela Raven | 4.5 |
| she?s the best doing it rn |
| KEN mode Loved | 4.0 |
| Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven | 1.0 |
| i didn't pay money for this and i still want my money back |
| King 810 La Petite Mort or a Conversation With God | 1.0 |
| Knocked Loose A Different Shade of Blue | 3.5 |
| Knuckle Puck Copacetic | 2.5 |
| Less Art Strangled Light | 4.0 |
| letlive. If I'm the Devil... | 2.5 |
| pretty handily their worst album. a lot of new ideas (for them) here. some work. just as many don't. |
| letlive. The Blackest Beautiful | 4.0 |
| 27 Club, man. 27 Club. |
| letlive. Fake History (Re-Release) | 4.5 |
| Lianne La Havas Blood | 4.0 |
| Lianne La Havas Lianne La Havas | 4.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra | 2.0 |
| Linkin Park A Thousand Suns | 1.5 |
| Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight | 2.0 |
| Linkin Park Living Things | 2.5 |
| Gonna review this guy. Was much better than the first 2 released songs led me to believe. |
| Linkin Park The Hunting Party | 2.5 |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Meteora | 4.0 |
| Loathe The Cold Sun | 2.5 |
| Loathe I Let It In And It Took Everything | 4.0 |
| this is so much better than their first record it's basically unquantifiable |
| Lobby Boxer Big Bucks | 4.0 |
| Lobby Boxer Eugene's Preference | 4.0 |
| Luke James Luke James | 4.0 |
| shit's so cash |
| MAGIC! Don't Kill the Magic | 1.5 |
| Makaya McCraven Where We Come From | 4.5 |
| Mastodon The Hunter | 3.5 |
| Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Emperor of Sand | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye | 4.5 |
| Meg Myers Sorry | 3.0 |
| Meghan Trainor Title | 2.0 |
| Memphis May Fire Broken | 1.0 |
| Memphis May Fire Challenger | 2.5 |
| Meshuggah Koloss | 3.5 |
| Microwave Stovall | 3.5 |
| Microwave Much Love | 3.5 |
| would be a hard 4 if I could hear the damn vocals on some of these tracks |
| Microwave Keeping Up | 3.5 |
| Microwave Death is a Warm Blanket | 4.0 |
| Miguel Wildheart | 3.5 |
| Misery Signals Ultraviolet | 3.5 |
| Misery Signals Of Malice and the Magnum Heart | 4.5 |
| Miss Fortune A Spark To Believe | 3.0 |
| vocals fantastic throughout |
| Miss May I Rise of the Lion | 2.0 |
| Mom Jeans. Puppy Love | 1.5 |
| Monuments (UK) The Amanuensis | 4.5 |
| Moose Blood I Don't Think I Can Do This Anymore | 1.5 |
| Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus | 1.0 |
| Motionless in White Disguise | 1.0 |
| Mouse On The Keys Tres | 3.5 |
| Mouse On The Keys The Flowers of Romance | 4.5 |
| this is everything i wanted it to be and more |
| Moving Mountains Pneuma | 4.5 |
| Moving Mountains Moving Mountains | 4.5 |
| Muse The 2nd Law | 1.5 |
| Muse Drones | 2.5 |
| Mutemath Armistice | 3.5 |
| Mutemath Mutemath | 4.0 |
| Mutemath Odd Soul | 4.5 |
| My Darkest Days Sick and Twisted Affair | 2.0 |
| Narco Debut Strange and Ever - Changing Depths | 4.5 |
| Narrow Head 12th House Rock | 4.0 |
| Narrow Head Moments of Clarity | 4.0 |
| Neck Deep All Distortions Are Intentional | 1.0 |
| Nickelback Here and Now | 2.0 |
| Night Verses Lift Your Existence | 3.5 |
| Night Verses Into the Vanishing Light | 4.5 |
| this is comically good. band is on another level from their peers |
| Night Verses From the Gallery of Sleep | 4.5 |
| Nine Lashes Ascend | 1.0 |
| making pop music is not a bad thing guysrbut making shitty pop music is, and that's exactly what nine lashes have done here |
| Nonpoint Vengeance | 2.0 |
| Nonpoint Statement | 3.0 |
| Nonpoint Recoil | 3.0 |
| Nonpoint Development | 3.0 |
| Nonpoint Miracle | 3.5 |
| Nonpoint Nonpoint | 3.5 |
| Nonpoint The Return | 3.5 |
| Nonpoint To the Pain | 4.0 |
| Norma Jean The Anti Mother | 3.5 |
| Norma Jean O' God, the Aftermath | 4.0 |
| Norma Jean Redeemer | 4.0 |
| Norma Jean Meridional | 4.0 |
| Norma Jean All Hail | 4.0 |
| Norma Jean Deathrattle Sing for Me | 4.0 |
| Norma Jean Wrongdoers | 4.5 |
| Norma Jean Polar Similar | 4.5 |
| sign me the FUCK up good shit goOD sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere right?there if i do?5ay so my self i rsay so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: rigHt therE) mMMMM ?O0??OOO rOooo000000 Good shit |
| Northlane Node | 3.5 |
| Northlane Obsidian | 3.5 |
| Nothing The Great Dismal | 4.0 |
| Nothing More The Stories We Tell Ourselves | 3.5 |
| Now And On Earth Blacked Out | 2.5 |
| O'Brother Disillusion | 4.0 |
| O'Brother Endless Light | 4.0 |
| O'Brother You and I | 4.0 |
| O'Brother Garden Window | 4.5 |
| Of Mice and Men Cold World | 1.0 |
| this is damn close to a 1. imagine if breaking benjamin (in their current bad state) were the worst songwriters in the world |
| Of Mice and Men Defy | 1.5 |
| One Direction Up All Night | 1.0 |
| Oranges Taxonomy | 2.5 |
| Origami Angel Somewhere City | 3.5 |
| Oso Oso Basking in the glow | 4.0 |
| P.O.D. Murdered Love | 2.5 |
| Panic! at the Disco Death of a Bachelor | 3.0 |
| Papa Roach Crooked Teeth | 1.5 |
| Papa Roach The Connection | 2.5 |
| Park Hye Jin If U Want It | 4.0 |
| Parkway Drive Reverence | 1.0 |
| Periphery Periphery V: Djent is Not a Genre | 2.0 |
| Periphery Periphery III: Select Difficulty | 3.0 |
| Periphery Periphery IV: Hail Stan | 3.0 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha | 3.5 |
| Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal | 4.0 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Omega | 4.0 |
| Pianos Become the Teeth Wait For Love | 4.0 |
| Planes Mistaken for Stars Prey | 4.0 |
| Polar Bear Club Clash Battle Guilt Pride | 4.0 |
| Polaris The Death of Me | 2.5 |
| Polyphia Muse | 2.5 |
| Post Malone beerbongs and bentleys | 2.5 |
| *dunkey voice* 10 outta 5 issa mastapeece |
| Powerman 5000 Builders of the Future | 1.5 |
| Prawn Kingfisher | 4.0 |
| Propagandhi Failed States | 4.0 |
| Propagandhi Victory Lap | 4.0 |
| PUP PUP | 4.0 |
| PUP Morbid Stuff | 4.0 |
| PUP The Dream Is Over | 4.5 |
| PVRIS All We Know of Heaven, All We Need of Hell | 3.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris | 3.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Villains | 3.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Rated R | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf | 4.5 |
| Quicksand Interiors | 4.0 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 4.5 |
| Rae Sremmurd SremmLife | 1.5 |
| Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire | 4.0 |
| Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles | 4.0 |
| Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine | 4.5 |
| Rain City Drive Beautiful Death | 1.5 |
| unrepentant rapist jonny craig melodically stumbles through 10 borin' ass tunes yet again |
| Rain City Drive Through Art We Are All Equals | 2.0 |
| Rain City Drive Routine Breathing | 2.5 |
| Red (USA) Release the Panic: Recalibrated | 1.5 |
| Red (USA) Release the Panic | 2.0 |
| Red (USA) Until We Have Faces | 3.0 |
| Red (USA) End of Silence | 3.5 |
| Red (USA) Innocence and Instinct | 4.0 |
| Red (USA) Of Beauty and Rage | 4.0 |
| so this is legit |
| Refused Freedom | 2.0 |
| Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come | 4.5 |
| Relient K Collapsible Lung | 2.5 |
| Relient K Forget and Not Slow Down | 4.5 |
| Remo Drive A Portrait Of An Ugly Man | 1.0 |
| Rich Brian Amen | 3.5 |
| Rihanna ANTI | 3.5 |
| Rise Against Appeal to Reason | 2.5 |
| Rise Against Endgame | 3.0 |
| Rise Against The Black Market | 3.0 |
| Rise Against Wolves | 3.5 |
| Rise Against Revolutions per Minute | 4.5 |
| Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness | 4.5 |
| Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture | 5.0 |
| Robin Thicke Paula | 1.0 |
| Rx Bandits Mandala | 4.0 |
| Rx Bandits Gemini, Her Majesty | 4.0 |
| Rx Bandits The Resignation | 4.5 |
| Rx Bandits ...And the Battle Begun | 4.5 |
| Saba Care For Me | 4.0 |
| PROM / KING are you fucking kidding me??? |
| Sade Diamond Life | 4.5 |
| Saint Asonia Saint Asonia | 1.5 |
| Saosin Along the Shadow | 3.5 |
| Secret Band Secret Band | 3.5 |
| Seether Isolate And Medicate | 2.5 |
| SeeYouSpaceCowboy The Correlation Between Entrance And Exit Wounds | 3.5 |
| Seizures Reverie of the Revolving Diamond | 4.5 |
| Senses Fail Pull the Thorns from Your Heart | 3.5 |
| Senses Fail Renacer | 4.0 |
| Sent By Ravens Mean What You Say | 2.5 |
| Shinichiro Yokota I Know You Like It | 4.0 |
| Sick Puppies Connect | 2.0 |
| Silent Planet When the End Began | 2.5 |
| Silent Planet Everything Was Sound | 3.0 |
| Silverstein Dead Reflection | 3.0 |
| Simple Creatures Strange Love | 1.0 |
| Skillet Unleashed | 1.0 |
| Skillet Awake | 1.5 |
| Skillet Rise | 1.5 |
| Skillet Collide | 3.0 |
| Skillet Comatose | 3.0 |
| Sleeping With Sirens Gossip | 1.0 |
| Snooze Familiaris | 4.0 |
| Soccer Mommy Clean | 3.0 |
| Soccer Mommy Color Theory | 3.5 |
| Soul Blind Feel It All Around | 3.0 |
| Soundgarden Superunknown | 4.5 |
| Spineshank Anger Denial Acceptance | 2.0 |
| Staind Staind | 3.0 |
| State Champs Living Proof | 1.0 |
| State Faults Clairvoyant | 4.5 |
| Stevie Wonder Innervisions | 5.0 |
| Stone Sour Hydrograd | 1.5 |
| congrats to "taipei person/allah tea" for becoming the new worst song title in the history of recorded music |
| Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 1 | 3.5 |
| Stray from the Path Only Death Is Real | 3.0 |
| Sturgill Simpson Sound and Fury | 4.0 |
| Swans To Be Kind | 2.5 |
| Sworn In The Lovers / The Devil | 2.0 |
| SZA Ctrl | 4.0 |
| Taking Back Sunday Happiness Is | 3.5 |
| Taking Back Sunday Tidal Wave | 3.5 |
| for the first time in their careers, taking back sunday seem to know exactly what kind of band they want to be and sound damn good doing it too |
| Taking Back Sunday Louder Now | 4.0 |
| Taking Meds Terrible News From Wonderful Men | 4.0 |
| Taproot Our Long Road Home | 3.5 |
| Taproot The Episodes | 4.0 |
| Team Sleep Woodstock Sessions, Vol. 4 | 4.0 |
| Tears for Fears Songs from the Big Chair | 4.5 |
| Teenage Wrist Chrome Neon Jesus | 2.5 |
| Telefon Tel Aviv Map of What Is Effortless | 4.0 |
| TesseracT Sonder | 3.5 |
| Texas in July Bloodwork | 4.0 |
| Their best, and it's not really even up for debate |
| The 1975 The 1975 | 2.5 |
| The 1975 I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware of It | 3.5 |
| The 1975 A Brief Inquiry into Online Relationships | 4.0 |
"More music for infantile bubble dwellers who propose the masses eat cake and listen to absolute
fucking shit."
there we go folks the single edgiest soundoff in the history of sputnikmusic |
| The Amity Affliction Misery | 1.0 |
| The Armed Only Love | 4.5 |
there are a lot of albums where people say "this album is wild" and it's not really.
this album is wild |
| The Audition Self-Titled Album | 2.5 |
| The Audition Controversy Loves Company | 3.5 |
| The Audition Champion | 3.5 |
| The Audition Great Danger | 3.5 |
| The Dangerous Summer Golden Record | 3.5 |
| The Dangerous Summer The Dangerous Summer | 3.5 |
| The Dangerous Summer War Paint | 4.5 |
| The Dangerous Summer Mother Nature | 4.5 |
| The Dangerous Summer Reach for the Sun | 5.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Migrant | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act IV: Rebirth in Reprise | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act V: Hymns with the Devil in Confessional | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading | 4.5 |
| The Ghost Inside Dear Youth | 3.5 |
| The Neighbourhood I Love You. | 3.0 |
| The Neighbourhood Wiped Out! | 3.5 |
| The Ongoing Concept Handmade | 4.0 |
| The Reign of Kindo This Is What Happens | 4.0 |
| The Reign of Kindo Play With Fire | 4.0 |
| The Reign of Kindo Rhythm, Chord & Melody | 4.5 |
| The Sleeping Question & Answers | 4.0 |
| The Smith Street Band No One Gets Lost Anymore | 4.0 |
| The Smith Street Band Sunshine and Technology | 4.0 |
| The Smith Street Band Throw Me in the River | 4.0 |
| The Smith Street Band More Scared of You Than You Are of Me | 4.0 |
| the smith street band are the greatest rock n roll band in the history of music |
| The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt | 3.5 |
| The Story So Far What You Don't See | 3.5 |
| The Story So Far The Story So Far | 3.5 |
| The Story So Far Proper Dose | 4.0 |
| The Weeknd Beauty Behind the Madness | 2.5 |
| The Weeknd Starboy | 3.0 |
| The Weeknd Trilogy | 3.5 |
| The Weeknd Echoes of Silence | 4.0 |
| The Weeknd House of Balloons | 4.5 |
| The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation | 3.0 |
| The Wonder Years No Closer to Heaven | 3.0 |
| album is ok but they are one more album like this away from being a parody of themselves |
| The Wonder Years Sister Cities | 3.0 |
| no closer to making a great album |
| Their / They're / There Analog Weekend | 3.5 |
| Their / They're / There Their / They're / There | 4.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Oxygen: Inhale | 2.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin | 2.5 |
| Three Days Grace Human | 1.5 |
| Three Days Grace Transit of Venus | 2.0 |
| Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance | 4.0 |
| Thrice Major/Minor | 4.0 |
| Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere | 4.0 |
| Thrice Horizons/East | 4.0 |
| Title Fight Hyperview | 2.5 |
| To The Wind Block Out The Sun and Sleep | 4.0 |
| Too Close to Touch Nerve Endings | 3.0 |
| Too Close to Touch Haven't Been Myself | 3.0 |
| Tool Fear Inoculum | 2.0 |
"I had to go back and remove a lot of my criticisms. You have to listen to this album at least
three times before you start to understand how to approach it. It is long form and you have to
look at it more like a Yob or ISIS album. This is definitely their most epic music to date. TOOL's
mastery of timing and unorthodox song structure is mind bending. This record morphs after each
listen until you understand the complete magnitude of what has been accomplished. This album on
first glance seems boring and uninspired but the more you retrain your mind on how to listen the
more you realize that is the furthest thing from what this album is."
this is indistinguishable from that rick and morty copypasta |
| Train A Girl A Bottle A Boat | 1.0 |
| Trap Them Darker Handcraft | 4.0 |
| Trapt Shadow Work | 1.0 |
| Tremonti Cauterize | 3.0 |
| Trivium Vengeance Falls | 2.5 |
| Album's alright but Matt Heafy still thinks he's a great singer even though he's really notrI would not be shocked if "To Believe" and "Villainy Thrives" were working Disturbed songs at some point |
| Trivium The Sin and the Sentence | 3.5 |
| Trivium Shogun | 4.0 |
| Trivium In Waves | 4.0 |
| Trust Company Dreaming In Black and White | 3.5 |
| Turnover Good Nature | 3.5 |
| Turnover Altogether | 3.5 |
| Tycho Awake | 4.0 |
| Underoath Erase Me | 2.0 |
| Underoath Define the Great Line | 3.5 |
| Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation | 4.0 |
| Underoath Ø (Disambiguation) | 4.5 |
| Vanna All Hell | 2.0 |
| dollar store metalcore with a truly grating screaming vocalist, terrible lyrics, and three days grace choruses. nooooo thanks |
| Vasudeva Generator | 4.0 |
| Veil of Maya Eclipse | 2.5 |
| Veil of Maya Matriarch | 2.5 |
| Vein.fm This World Is Going to Ruin You | 4.0 |
| Vein.fm Errorzone | 4.5 |
| Volumes Via | 3.5 |
| Volumes No Sleep | 3.5 |
| Volumes Happier? | 3.5 |
| Wage War Pressure | 1.0 |
| Wage War Deadweight | 2.0 |
| this shit is so damn dull. when the chorus of track 2 came in my eyes rolled so far back into my head i had to undergo surgery to fix them. come on fellas we can fuckin do better than this |
| Walk Through Fire Breathe | 1.5 |
| War of Ages Return To Life | 2.5 |
| White Lung Paradise | 4.0 |
| this is tight yo |
| Wicca Phase Springs Eternal Suffer On | 3.5 |
| Xenia Rubinos Black Terry Cat | 4.0 |
| XXXTENTACION Bad Vibes Forever | 1.0 |
| Zao The Well-Intentioned Virus | 4.0 |
| Zeal and Ardor Stranger Fruit | 3.5 |
