| ( O_o) ( O___o) | 1.5 |
| ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Tao of the Dead | 3.5 |
| 009 Sound System 009 Sound System | 1.5 |
| 18 Carat Affair Vintage Romance | 3.5 |
| 2NE1 To Anyone | 1.5 |
| 3OH!3 Streets of Gold | 1.5 |
| 3OH!3 Want | 2.0 |
| A City Safe From Sea Throw Me Through Walls | 3.5 |
| A Lot Like Birds DIVISI | 2.0 |
| A Lot Like Birds Plan B | 4.0 |
| A Lot Like Birds Conversation Piece | 5.0 |
| People who label this as generic post-hardcore or a DGD clone literally have no ears |
| A Lot Like Birds No Place | 5.0 |
| A Skylit Drive Adelphia | 2.0 |
| Abandon All Ships Malocchio | 2.0 |
| Abandon All Ships Geeving | 2.5 |
| AC/DC High Voltage | 3.5 |
| Adam Lambert For Your Entertainment | 1.5 |
| Adebisi Shank This is the Third Album | 4.0 |
| Adele 19 | 2.0 |
| Adele 21 | 2.0 |
| Adestria Chapters | 2.5 |
| Adestria Gilded Hearts | 3.0 |
| Aizat Amdan Legasi | 4.0 |
| AJJ People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People | 3.5 |
| AJJ Knife Man | 4.0 |
| Alesana Where Myth Fades to Legend | 1.5 |
| Alexander Spit Dillinger | 2.5 |
| Alexisonfire Watch Out! | 2.5 |
| Alexisonfire Crisis | 3.0 |
| Alexisonfire Alexisonfire | 3.5 |
| Alice in Chains Dirt | 4.5 |
| All That Remains The Fall of Ideals | 3.5 |
| Amarionette [US] Amarionette | 2.5 |
| American Football American Football | 5.0 |
| Anal Cunt I Like It When You Die | 3.0 |
| Analog Rebellion Ancient Electrons | 3.5 |
| Analog Rebellion Full Frontal | 3.5 |
| Analog Rebellion Ill'e Grande | 3.5 |
| Anberlin Vital | 3.0 |
| And So I Watch You From Afar And So I Watch You From Afar | 3.5 |
| And So I Watch You From Afar All Hail Bright Futures | 3.5 |
| Animal Collective Strawberry Jam | 3.5 |
| Animal Collective Water Curses | 4.0 |
| Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion | 4.0 |
| Antarctigo Vespucci Soulmate Stuff | 3.0 |
| Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92 | 5.0 |
| Apparat Krieg Und Frieden | 3.5 |
| Approaching Nirvana Lapse In Time | 2.5 |
| Arcade Fire Reflektor | 2.5 |
| Themes, production, and social context aside, this is just really boring songwriting |
| Arcade Fire Her | 4.0 |
| Ariana Grande Yours Truly | 2.5 |
| Arrows In Her It Tired Me All The Same | 3.5 |
| Art By Numbers Reticence: The Musical | 4.5 |
| Art of Noise (Who's Afraid Of?) The Art Of Noise! | 3.5 |
| As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us | 2.0 |
| As Tall As Lions As Tall As Lions | 3.5 |
| ASAP Rocky LONG.LIVE.A$AP | 3.5 |
| Asking Alexandria Stepped Up and Scratched | 1.0 |
| Asking Alexandria Life Gone Wild | 1.5 |
| Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream | 2.0 |
| Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless | 3.0 |
| At the Drive-In Relationship of Command | 5.0 |
| Attack Attack! Attack Attack! (Deluxe Reissue) | 2.0 |
| Yeah this is horrible, don't know what garbage you guys are smoking |
| Attack Attack! This Means War | 2.0 |
| Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly | 2.5 |
| Audioslave Audioslave | 2.5 |
| Autechre Exai | 3.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King | 1.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare | 2.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil | 3.0 |
| Avicii True | 1.5 |
| AWOLNATION Megalithic Symphony | 2.5 |
| BABYMETAL BABYMETAL | 1.0 |
| Balloon Journey Balloon Journey | 1.0 |
| bansheebeat Spiral Power | 4.5 |
| Basshunter Bass Generation | 2.0 |
| Basshunter LOL | 3.0 |
| Basshunter Now You're Gone-The Album | 3.0 |
| Baths Cerulean | 3.5 |
| BATS The Sleep of Reason | 3.5 |
| Battles Gloss Drop | 3.0 |
| Bearcubbin'! Girls with Fun Haircuts | 3.0 |
| Beastmilk Climax | 2.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Anatomy Of | 2.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect | 2.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors | 3.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors_Live | 4.5 |
| Big Black Songs About Fucking | 4.0 |
| Black Dirty Dirty Water | 4.0 |
| Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds | 1.0 |
| Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire | 1.0 |
| Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine | 1.5 |
| Blessthefall His Last Walk | 2.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor OMFG Sneak Peak | 1.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Bad Blood | 1.0 |
| Blood Orange Cupid Deluxe | 3.5 |
| Boards of Canada Tomorrow's Harvest | 4.0 |
| Bomb the Music Industry! Get Warmer | 3.5 |
| Bomb the Music Industry! Vacation | 4.5 |
| Bosnian Rainbows Bosnian Rainbows | 3.0 |
| Botch We Are the Romans | 4.5 |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me | 3.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin Saturate | 2.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone | 2.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony | 2.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin Phobia | 3.0 |
| Breathe Carolina Blackout: The Remixes | 1.5 |
| Breathe Carolina Hello Fascination | 2.0 |
| Breathe Carolina Hell Is What You Make It | 3.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season | 1.5 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal | 2.5 |
| Broadway Gentleman's Brawl | 2.5 |
| Broadway Kingdoms | 4.5 |
| Broken Note Terminal Static | 3.5 |
| brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It! | 1.0 |
| brokeNCYDE The Best of BrokeNCYDE | 1.0 |
| Bubblegum Octopus Bad Happy | 3.0 |
| Bubblegum Octopus The Album Formerly Known As | 3.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper | 1.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Fever | 2.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine The Poison | 3.0 |
| Burden of a Day OneOneThousand | 2.0 |
| Burden of a Day Blessed Be Our Ever After | 4.0 |
| Burial Untrue | 4.5 |
| By The End Of Tonight A Tribute To Tigers | 4.0 |
| By The End Of Tonight/Tera Melos Complex Full of Phantoms | 4.0 |
| C418 Seven Years of Server Data | 3.0 |
| C418 Volume Alpha | 3.5 |
| C418 72 Minutes of Fame | 3.5 |
| C418 Volume Beta | 3.5 |
| Camo and Krooked Between The Lines | 3.5 |
| Capital Cities In A Tidal Wave of Mystery | 2.5 |
| Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled | 4.5 |
| Capture Til Death | 1.0 |
| Carcass Surgical Steel | 4.0 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Kiss | 2.5 |
| Carpenter Brut CARPENTERBRUTLIVE | 4.5 |
| Carpenter Brut Trilogy | 5.0 |
| Cartel Cycles | 2.5 |
| Cartel Chroma | 3.0 |
| Cartel Cartel | 3.0 |
| Cascada Evacuate The Dancefloor | 2.0 |
| Casiotone For The Painfully Alone Advanced Base Battery Life | 3.5 |
| Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool | 3.5 |
| Chance the Rapper 10 Day | 4.0 |
| Chance the Rapper Acid Rap | 4.5 |
| Childish Gambino Because the Internet | 2.5 |
| Chiodos Devil | 1.0 |
| This is probably one of Chiodos's most unmemorable, poorly executed, and shameful records, which is ironic since Craig Owens has improved notably AND legend Thomas Erak has signed up. Not like Erak is even used to 15% of his potential anyway. |
| Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well | 2.5 |
| Chiodos Bone Palace Ballet | 3.0 |
| Chiodos Illuminaudio | 3.5 |
| Choking Victim No Gods, No Managers | 4.0 |
| CHON Woohoo! | 3.5 |
| CHON Newborn Sun | 4.0 |
| Chromeo White Women | 4.0 |
| CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe | 3.5 |
| Circle of Contempt Entwine the Threads | 4.5 |
| City Of Ifa City of Ifa | 4.0 |
| Classixx Hanging Gardens | 3.5 |
| Closure in Moscow The Penance and the Patience | 2.5 |
| Closure in Moscow Pink Lemonade | 2.5 |
| should be pretty groovy; from what I've heard it's less post-hardcore and more prog-rock |
| Closure in Moscow First Temple | 4.0 |
| CNBLUE Bluelove | 3.5 |
| Coldplay X&Y | 1.5 |
| Coldplay Mylo Xyloto | 1.5 |
| Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends | 2.5 |
| Combichrist Making Monsters | 1.5 |
| Conrad Tao Voyages | 3.5 |
| Converge Axe to Fall | 3.5 |
| Converge All We Love We Leave Behind | 4.0 |
| Crash of Rhinos Distal | 3.5 |
| Crystal Castles Crystal Castles | 3.0 |
| Cut Copy Free Your Mind | 3.5 |
| Cute Is What We Aim For Rotation | 1.5 |
| D'Angelo Black Messiah | 4.5 |
| Dada Life The Rules Of Dada | 3.0 |
| Daft Punk Random Access Memories | 3.0 |
| Daft Punk Discovery | 4.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Mothership | 2.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech | 3.0 |
| Nowhere near as excellent as previous material, but still solid otherwise. Has a few gems on it. Tillian does a good job but his voice is overproduced to shit, drowning out the very interesting guitars and drums. |
| Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain | 3.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II | 4.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance | 4.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Happiness | 4.5 |
| Daphne Loves Derby Acoustic EP | 3.5 |
| Daphne Loves Derby On the Strength of All Convinced | 4.0 |
| Daphne Loves Derby Good Night, Witness Light | 4.5 |
| David Maxim Micic Bilo 3.0 | 3.5 |
| Dayshell Dayshell | 2.5 |
| Deadmau5 >album title goes here< | 1.5 |
| Deadmau5 For Lack of a Better Name | 2.5 |
| Deadmau5 4x4=12 | 2.5 |
| Deafheaven Sunbather | 4.0 |
| Death The Sound of Perseverance | 4.0 |
| Death Grips The Money Store (Instrumentals) | 3.5 |
| Death Grips Government Plates | 4.0 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death | 4.0 |
| Death Grips Year of the Snitch | 4.0 |
| Death Grips Exmilitary | 4.5 |
| Death Grips The Money Store | 5.0 |
| Deftones Diamond Eyes | 4.0 |
| Demi Lovato Demi | 2.0 |
| Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows D.R.U.G.S. | 2.5 |
| Destroyer Kaputt | 4.0 |
| Devin Townsend Project Epicloud | 2.0 |
| Dikembe Broad Shoulders | 3.5 |
| Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia | 3.5 |
| Dionaea Still | 4.5 |
| Dirtyphonics Irreverence | 3.0 |
| Disasterpeace Rise of the Obsidian Interstellar | 4.0 |
| Disclosure Settle | 3.5 |
| Discovery LP | 3.5 |
| Disturbed The Sickness | 1.5 |
| Disturbed Asylum | 1.5 |
| Don Caballero American Don | 3.5 |
| Don Caballero World Class Listening Problem | 3.5 |
| DragonForce Ultra Beatdown | 1.5 |
| DragonForce The Power Within | 1.5 |
| DragonForce Sonic Firestorm | 3.0 |
| DragonForce Inhuman Rampage | 3.0 |
| Drake Nothing Was the Same | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Train of Thought | 3.0 |
| Ed Sheeran + | 2.0 |
| Elitist Reshape Reason | 3.5 |
| Ellie Goulding Lights | 3.5 |
| Ellie Goulding Halcyon | 4.0 |
| Elos Arma Mother/Father | 4.0 |
| Emarosa Relativity | 3.0 |
| Emarosa Emarosa | 3.5 |
| Eminem Relapse | 1.5 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2 | 2.5 |
| Emmure Eternal Enemies | 1.0 |
| Enemies Embark Embrace | 3.5 |
| Enemies We've Been Talking | 4.0 |
| Enter Shikari The Mindsweep | 2.5 |
| There's nothing special about this. This is actually quite obnoxious. |
| Enter Shikari Take to the Skies | 3.0 |
| Enter Shikari Common Dreads | 3.0 |
| Ephixa Zelda Step | 3.5 |
| ERRA Andromeda | 2.5 |
| ERRA Augment | 3.0 |
| ERRA Impulse | 4.0 |
| Escape the Fate Escape the Fate | 1.0 |
| Escape the Fate This War Is Ours | 2.5 |
| Evan Brewer Alone | 3.5 |
| Evan Brewer Your Itinerary | 3.5 |
| Evanescence The Open Door | 1.5 |
| Evanescence Evanescence | 1.5 |
| Every Time I Die The Big Dirty | 3.5 |
| Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown | 4.5 |
| Every Time I Die Ex Lives | 5.0 |
| Everything Everything Man Alive | 3.5 |
| Excision X Rated | 3.0 |
| Exit_International Our Science Is Golden | 4.0 |
| Exotic Animal Petting Zoo Tree of Tongues | 4.5 |
| Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place | 4.5 |
| Fall Of The Albatross Entanglement | 3.5 |
| Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll | 1.5 |
| Fall Out Boy Infinity on High | 2.5 |
| Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree | 3.0 |
| Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave | 3.5 |
| Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late | 1.0 |
| Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You | 1.5 |
| What's the point of judging this against Escape The Fate, or Ronnie's ego? This is horrible music, and that's the crux of it. |
| Family Force 5 III | 1.0 |
| Fanfarlo Let's Go Extinct | 3.0 |
| Feed Me Escape From Electric Mountain | 3.0 |
| Feint Clockwork Hearts | 3.5 |
| Finch Say Hello to Sunshine | 3.5 |
| First Place Science Project Really Experiment | 3.5 |
| First Place Science Project FPSP.WRECKS | 3.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch War Is The Answer | 1.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 2 | 1.5 |
| Flo Rida R.O.O.T.S. | 1.0 |
| Flying Lotus Cosmogramma | 4.5 |
| Flying Lotus You're Dead! | 4.5 |
| Frank Ocean channel ORANGE | 4.5 |
| Frank Turner Tape Deck Heart | 3.5 |
| Friendzone Collection 1 | 3.5 |
| Friendzone DX | 3.5 |
| Frostbyte Codex | 4.0 |
| Fuck Buttons Tarot Sport | 4.0 |
| Fuck Buttons Slow Focus | 4.0 |
| Ganja White Night Mystic Herbalist | 3.0 |
| Ghostface Killah Twelve Reasons to Die | 2.5 |
| Ghostface Killah Fishscale | 3.5 |
| Giraffes? Giraffes! Superbass!!! | 3.5 |
| Giraffes? Giraffes! Pink Magick | 3.5 |
| Giraffes? Giraffes! More Skin With Milk-Mouth | 4.0 |
| Girls' Generation Love & Peace | 2.0 |
| Glassjaw El Mark | 3.5 |
| Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles) | 3.5 |
| Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence | 4.5 |
| Glassjaw Worship and Tribute | 5.0 |
| Goldfinger Hang-ups | 3.5 |
| Gorguts Colored Sands | 2.5 |
| Green Day ¡UNO! | 1.0 |
| Green Day American Idiot | 3.0 |
| Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy | 1.5 |
| Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction | 3.5 |
| Hail the Sun Elephantitis | 4.0 |
| Hands Like Houses Dissonants | 2.0 |
| Hands Like Houses Unimagine | 2.5 |
| I'm not understanding all the high marks people are giving to this album; Ground Dweller was a much more enjoyable and hook-laden album, this is nowhere near as consistent or memorable. Mediocre at best, with a few good but very forgettable songs. |
| Hands Like Houses Ground Dweller | 4.0 |
| Harlem Shakes Technicolor Health | 3.5 |
| He Is Legend I Am Hollywood | 3.5 |
| Heavenly Beat Prominence | 3.5 |
| Hella Tripper | 3.5 |
| Hikari Todo Light Stays | 3.0 |
| Hikari Todo the joys in not knowing | 4.0 |
| people listen to this it's actually pro-tier rhttp://sailboatrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-joys-in-not-knowing |
| Hollywood Undead American Tragedy | 1.5 |
| Hoodie Allen People Keep Talking | 1.0 |
| HORSE the band Desperate Living | 2.0 |
| Hot Cross Risk Revival | 3.5 |
| How to Dress Well What Is This Heart? | 4.5 |
| HRVRD From the Bird's Cage | 3.5 |
| HRVRD The Inevitable And I | 4.0 |
| I Am Abomination To Our Forefathers | 2.0 |
| I Am Abomination Let The Future Tell The Truth | 2.0 |
| I See Stars The End of the World Party | 2.0 |
| Mediocre at best....first album was better, much better. rNow all the songs sound the same and very popish generic. rDefinitely a disappointment. |
| I See Stars Digital Renegade | 2.0 |
| I See Stars 3D | 3.0 |
| I Set My Friends On Fire Astral Rejection | 1.0 |
| I Set My Friends On Fire You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter | 3.0 |
| I the Mighty Satori | 3.5 |
| Icarus the Owl Icarus the Owl | 3.0 |
| Icarus the Owl The Spotless Mind | 3.5 |
| Icarus the Owl Love Always, Leviathan | 4.5 |
| Icona Pop This Is...Icona Pop | 1.5 |
| Iggy Azalea The New Classic | 1.5 |
| Ildjarn/Hate Forest Those Once Mighty Fallen | 3.5 |
| Imagine Dragons Night Visions | 1.0 |
| Imagine Dragons The Archive | 1.0 |
| Intervals The Shape of Colour | 5.0 |
| Into It. Over It. Intersections | 3.5 |
| iNTRiKeT The Woods | 4.0 |
| Invalids Eunoia | 3.5 |
| Isles and Glaciers The Hearts of Lonely People | 3.5 |
| Issues Issues | 1.5 |
| Issues Black Diamonds | 2.5 |
| Ital Tek Control | 3.5 |
| Iyaz Replay | 1.5 |
| James Blake Overgrown | 3.5 |
| Janelle Monae The Electric Lady | 4.5 |
| Japandi Decorative Duck | 4.0 |
| Jay-Z Magna Carta... Holy Grail | 1.5 |
| Jessie J Who You Are | 1.5 |
| Jhene Aiko Sail Out | 3.5 |
| Jizue Journal | 3.5 |
| JMSN †Pllajë† | 3.5 |
| John Cage 4'33'' | 1.0 |
| Jonas Brothers Jonas L.A. | 1.0 |
| Jonny Craig A Dream Is A Question You Don't Know How To Answer | 2.5 |
| Joseph Bishara The Conjuring | 3.5 |
| Josh Coy Helixed | 4.0 |
| Just Like Vinyl Just Like Vinyl | 3.0 |
| Just Like Vinyl Black Mass | 3.5 |
| Justin Bieber My World 2.0 | 1.0 |
| Justin Bieber Believe | 1.5 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience | 4.5 |
| Kanye West Donda | 1.0 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 1.5 |
| Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 2.0 |
| Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak | 2.5 |
| Katatonia Dead End Kings | 2.0 |
| Boring, contrived, and overrated. Katatonia falls flat; many are unable to see it. |
| Katy Perry Teenage Dream | 1.5 |
| Katy Perry Prism | 1.5 |
| Kayo Dot Hubardo | 4.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city | 3.0 |
| Kesha Animal | 1.0 |
| Kesha Warrior | 2.0 |
| Kid Cudi A Kid Named Cudi | 4.0 |
| King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 4.5 |
| Kings of Leon Only By The Night | 2.5 |
| Kishi Bashi Lighght | 4.5 |
| Knife Party Haunted House | 2.0 |
| Korn The Path of Totality | 1.0 |
| Korn Untitled | 1.5 |
| Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are | 2.0 |
| Korn The Paradigm Shift | 2.5 |
| Krewella Play Hard | 2.0 |
| Kurt Travis Everything Is Beautiful | 3.5 |
| Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Revolution | 3.5 |
| La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair | 3.5 |
| La Dispute Wildlife | 3.5 |
| La Roux La Roux | 3.0 |
| Lady Gaga Born This Way | 1.5 |
| Lady Gaga Artpop | 1.5 |
| I thought that here was a site with critics, but it's just a website full of elitist haters who prefer to give 5.0 for singers like ''Lorde''.I thought that here was a site with critics, but it's just a website full of elitist haters who prefer to give 5.0 for singers like ''Lorde''.I thought that here was a site with critics, but it's just a website full of elitist haters who prefer to give 5.0 for singers like ''Lorde''.I thought that here was a site with critics, but it's just a website full of elitist haters who prefer to give 5.0 for singers like ''Lorde''. |
| Lady Gaga The Fame | 2.5 |
| Lana Del Rey Born to Die | 2.0 |
| Lana Del Rey Paradise | 2.0 |
| Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence | 3.5 |
| leer SPRINGBREAKNOPARENTS | 4.5 |
| Leftover Crack Fuсk World Trade | 3.5 |
| Lemaitre The Friendly Sound | 4.0 |
| Lemuria (USA-NY) Get Better | 3.5 |
| letlive. Speak Like You Talk | 2.5 |
| letlive. The Blackest Beautiful | 3.5 |
| Aggressive, emotional, and spirited, this album is a sure contender for Album of the Year. A stellar performance from all musicians, as expected, and catchy as hell to boot. Pick this up as soon as possible or listen to the stream. Get your groove on. |
| letlive. Fake History | 4.5 |
| letlive. Fake History (Re-Release) | 4.5 |
| Lil B 05 Fuck Em | 1.0 |
| We all know if the Basedgod really did fuck your bitch, you'd probably be really angry. |
| Lil B Basedworld Paradise | 1.0 |
| Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being II | 1.0 |
| Lily Allen Sheezus | 1.5 |
| Lily Allen It's Not Me, It's You | 2.5 |
| Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water | 1.0 |
| Linkin Park Living Things | 1.5 |
| Lmfao Party Rock | 1.0 |
| Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking | 1.0 |
| Logistics Fear Not | 2.5 |
| Lord Snow Solitude | 3.0 |
| Lorde Pure Heroine | 3.0 |
| Los Campesinos! Hold On Now, Youngster... | 4.0 |
| LoveHateHero America Underwater | 1.0 |
| LoveHateHero White Lies | 2.5 |
| Lower Definition The Greatest of All Lost Arts | 3.5 |
| LSD and the Search for God LSD and the Search for God | 4.0 |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor "Für Elise", WoO 59 | 4.0 |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125 | 4.5 |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67 | 5.0 |
| Lupe Fiasco Tetsuo and Youth | 4.5 |
| Luxury Elite With Love | 3.5 |
| M.I.A. Matangi | 3.0 |
| Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe | 4.0 |
| MAGIC! Don't Kill the Magic | 1.5 |
| Mandroid Echostar Citadels | 4.0 |
| Maroon 5 Overexposed | 1.5 |
| Maroon 5 Hands All Over | 2.0 |
| Mastodon The Hunter | 2.0 |
| Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun | 2.5 |
| Math the Band Get Real | 3.0 |
| Mathieu Fiset RoboJazz | 3.0 |
| Matty Mullins Matty Mullins | 1.0 |
| Maximum the Hormone Greatest The Hits 2011–2011 | 3.5 |
| The production on this is excellent; I will eagerly await the next MTH full-length, because it will be killer. |
| Maximum the Hormone Yoshu Fukushu | 3.5 |
| Maximum the Hormone Bu-ikikaesu | 4.5 |
| Maybeshewill Fair Youth | 3.5 |
| Mayday Parade Anywhere But Here | 3.0 |
| Megadeth Super Collider | 1.5 |
| Megadeth Th1rt3en | 2.0 |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace | 4.5 |
| Memphis May Fire Unconditional | 1.0 |
| Memphis May Fire Challenger | 1.5 |
Generic as fuck. Literally one good song on here, and the lyrics are still terrible.
Overproduced. If you liked their old stuff you have zero reason to like this.
EVEN the Hollow was better than this. This isn't even arranged well. |
| Memphis May Fire Between the Lies | 3.5 |
| Memphis May Fire The Hollow | 3.5 |
| Memphis May Fire Memphis May Fire | 4.0 |
| Memphis May Fire Sleepwalking | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Koloss | 2.5 |
| Metallica St. Anger | 1.5 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 2.5 |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All | 2.5 |
| Metro Station Metro Station | 1.5 |
| Mew Half The World Is Watching Me | 3.5 |
| The version of "156" on this album has a much cooler intro than the newer versions |
| Mew Frengers | 4.5 |
| Mew Eggs Are Funny | 4.5 |
| Miley Cyrus Bangerz | 1.5 |
| Miniature Tigers Tell It To The Volcano | 3.5 |
| Misery Signals Absent Light | 2.5 |
| Miss May I Apologies Are for the Weak | 1.5 |
| Miss May I At Heart | 2.0 |
| Miss May I Monument | 2.5 |
| Misser Every Day I Tell Myself... | 3.5 |
| Moderat II | 3.5 |
| Mogwai Rave Tapes | 3.0 |
| Moonlit Sailor We Come from Exploding Stars | 3.5 |
| Mumford and Sons Babel | 2.0 |
| Mumford and Sons Sigh No More | 2.5 |
| Musk Ox Woodfall | 3.5 |
| Mylets Retcon | 4.5 |
| Nam Le Nam Le | 3.5 |
| Neat Beats Cosmic Surgery | 4.5 |
| Netsky Netsky | 3.5 |
| Neutral Bling Hotel In My G4 Over Da Sea | 4.0 |
| This is the ultimate comedy album; this is hard to listen through with a straight face |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 4.0 |
| Never Shout Never Yippee EP | 2.0 |
| NickBee Empty Your Mind | 2.5 |
| Nickelback Curb | 1.0 |
| Nickelback The Best of Nickelback Volume 1 | 1.0 |
| Nickelback Dark Horse | 1.5 |
| Nicki Minaj The Pinkprint | 1.0 |
| Night Verses Lift Your Existence | 3.5 |
| Of Mice and Men Restoring Force | 2.5 |
| Of Mice and Men Of Mice and Men | 3.0 |
| Of Mice and Men The Flood | 3.5 |
| Oh No! Yoko Pau Pau | 4.5 |
| Oh, Sleeper Son of the Morning | 3.0 |
| Olafur Arnalds For Now I Am Winter | 3.5 |
| On The Might of Princes Where You Are and Where You Want to Be | 4.0 |
| One Direction Midnight Memories | 1.5 |
| OneRepublic Native | 3.0 |
| Operation Ivy Energy | 4.0 |
| Orbs Asleep Next to Science | 3.5 |
| Owane Greatest Hits | 5.0 |
| Owane Dunno | 5.0 |
| Owane yeah whatever | 5.0 |
| Imagine giving this anything below a 4.5. Lulwut some of yall are insane |
| Owen At Home With Owen | 4.5 |
| Owl City All Things Bright And Beautiful | 1.0 |
| Owl City Ocean Eyes | 1.5 |
| Owl City The Midsummer Station | 1.5 |
| Palisades I'm Not Dying Today | 3.0 |
| Pantera Cowboys from Hell | 4.5 |
| Paramore Paramore | 1.5 |
| Paris Hilton Paris | 1.0 |
| Passion Pit Chunk of Change | 3.0 |
| Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal | 1.5 |
| Periphery Clear | 1.5 |
| Periphery Periphery | 2.5 |
| Pharrell Williams G I R L | 2.5 |
| Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After | 4.0 |
| Pierce the Veil Collide with the Sky | 3.0 |
| Piglet lava land | 4.5 |
| Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon | 5.0 |
| Pitbull Rebelution | 1.0 |
| Plini Sweet Nothings | 4.5 |
| Plini Handmade Cities | 4.5 |
| PM Today And Then The Hurricane | 4.5 |
| PM Today In Medias Res | 4.5 |
| Polyphia Muse | 4.0 |
| Postmadonna POSTMADONNA | 4.0 |
| Protest the Hero Sequoia Throne: Remixed | 1.0 |
| Protest the Hero Volition | 3.0 |
| Protest the Hero Fortress | 4.0 |
| PSY PSY Five | 1.0 |
| Ra Ra Riot Beta Love | 3.0 |
| Ra Ra Riot The Orchard | 3.5 |
| Radio Moscow Radio Moscow | 4.0 |
| Rage Against the Machine Renegades | 3.0 |
| Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine | 4.5 |
| Rain Catalogue Niche | 3.0 |
| Reel Big Fish Candy Coated Fury | 2.0 |
| Reflections exi(s)t | 2.0 |
Woe, Is Me - Genesi[s]
Woe, Is Me - Number[s]
Reflections - Exi(s)t
why do bands do this |
| Renard This Place Will Grow | 3.5 |
| Return to Base Legism | 3.0 |
| Ricky Eat Acid Three Love Songs | 3.5 |
| Robin Thicke Paula | 1.0 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels | 3.0 |
| Rush Snakes & Arrows | 3.5 |
| Rush Moving Pictures | 4.0 |
| Rush A Farewell to Kings | 4.0 |
| Russian Circles Empros | 3.0 |
| Saint Pepsi Gin City | 4.0 |
| Saint Pepsi Hit Vibes | 5.0 |
| Saintseneca Last | 4.0 |
| Saintseneca Dark Arc | 4.5 |
| Sam Smith In the Lonely Hour | 3.0 |
| Sam Smith Nirvana | 3.5 |
| Saosin In Search Of Solid Ground | 2.0 |
| Saosin Translating the Name | 3.0 |
| Saosin Saosin | 3.5 |
| Savant Vario | 4.0 |
| Save Us From The Archon How Terrible, The Undergrowths Jaws That Tangle. | 3.5 |
| Save Us From The Archon Thereafter | 4.0 |
| Save Us From The Archon Some Things We Carry, Always | 4.5 |
| Scale the Summit In a World of Fear | 3.0 |
| Scale the Summit The Migration | 3.5 |
| Scary Kids Scaring Kids The City Sleeps In Flames | 3.5 |
| Scary Kids Scaring Kids Scary Kids Scaring Kids | 3.5 |
| Secret And Whisper Great White Whale | 3.5 |
| Secret Band Secret Band | 3.0 |
| Secret Band Secret Band EP | 3.5 |
| Seizures The Sanity Universal | 4.5 |
| Selena Gomez Stars Dance | 2.5 |
| Self Defense Family Try Me | 4.0 |
| Semantik Punk abcdefghijklmnoprstuwxyz | 2.5 |
| Set Your Goals Burning At Both Ends | 1.5 |
| Set Your Goals This Will Be the Death of Us | 2.0 |
| Seven Lions Polarize | 4.5 |
| Seven Lions Days To Come | 4.5 |
| Shadows Fall The War Within | 2.5 |
| Shinedown The Sound of Madness | 2.0 |
| Showbread Cancer | 3.5 |
| Sianvar Sianvar | 3.0 |
| Sick Puppies Dressed Up as Life | 2.5 |
| Sick Puppies Tri-Polar | 2.5 |
| SikTh Death of a Dead Day | 3.5 |
| Silverchair Frogstomp | 3.5 |
| Silverstein This Is How the Wind Shifts | 3.0 |
| Six Gallery Breakthroughs in Modern Art | 4.0 |
| Skrillex Make It Bun Dem After Hours | 1.0 |
| Skrillex Leaving | 1.0 |
| Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites | 2.0 |
| Skrillex My Name Is Skrillex | 2.5 |
| Skrillex Bangarang | 2.5 |
| Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites | 3.5 |
| Sky Eats Airplane The Sound of Symmetry | 3.0 |
| Sky Eats Airplane Everything Perfect on the Wrong Day | 3.5 |
| Sky Eats Airplane Sky Eats Airplane | 3.5 |
| Sleeping With Sirens Feel | 1.0 |
| Sleeping With Sirens With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear | 2.0 |
| Sleeping With Sirens Let's Cheers to This | 2.0 |
| Slipknot Iowa | 1.5 |
| Slipknot All Hope Is Gone | 1.5 |
| Slowdive Slowdive (LP) | 3.5 |
| Snowing I Could Do Whatever I Wanted If I Wanted | 3.5 |
| Snowmine Dialects | 3.5 |
| Snowmine Laminate Pet Animal | 4.0 |
| So Much Light Supine/Spellbound | 3.5 |
| Sorority Noise Forgettable | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) The Great Gatsby (Music from Baz Luhrmann's Film) | 1.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Snatch | 3.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Django Unchained | 3.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Fight Club | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Pacific Rim | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Hotline Miami Official Soundtrack | 4.5 |
| Sparky Humanimation | 2.5 |
| Sparta Threes | 2.5 |
| Squarepusher Ultravisitor | 3.5 |
| Squid the Whale Four More | 3.5 |
| Squid the Whale new war. | 4.0 |
| Stand Up Get Down We Have Something To Celebrate | 3.5 |
| Steve Aoki Wonderland | 3.0 |
| Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories) | 4.0 |
| Stolas Living Creatures | 3.0 |
| Strawberry Girls Italian Ghosts | 4.0 |
| Strawberry Girls American Graffiti | 4.0 |
| Strawberry Girls French Ghetto | 4.5 |
| Streetlight Manifesto Keasbey Nights | 3.5 |
| Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve | 4.0 |
| Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between | 4.5 |
| Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb | 5.0 |
| Submotion Orchestra Finest Hour | 4.0 |
| Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz | 4.5 |
| Sum 41 Underclass Hero | 3.0 |
| Sum 41 Does This Look Infected? | 3.5 |
| Sweater Beats That Feel | 3.0 |
| Swedish House Mafia Until One | 1.5 |
| Swedish House Mafia Until Now | 1.5 |
| System of a Down Toxicity | 2.5 |
| Ta-Ku Songs to Break Up To | 3.5 |
| Takeharu Ishimoto Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack | 4.5 |
| Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends | 4.5 |
| Taylor Swift 1989 | 2.0 |
| Really tho. This is gonna suck but a lot of people are gonna love it cuz Tswift |
| Taylor Swift Fearless | 2.5 |
| Taylor Swift Red | 2.5 |
| Ted Nugent Shutup&jam! | 1.0 |
| Tera Melos X'ed Out (The Remixes) | 3.5 |
| Tera Melos Patagonian Rats | 4.0 |
| Tera Melos Untitled | 4.5 |
| Tera Melos X'ed Out | 4.5 |
| Tera Melos Drugs to the Dear Youth | 5.0 |
| Terra Tenebrosa The Purging | 2.0 |
| Terravita Terravita | 3.5 |
| TesseracT Altered State | 3.0 |
| Thank You Scientist Maps of Non-Existent Places | 4.0 |
| That's Outrageous! Psycho | 1.5 |
| That's Outrageous! Teenage Scream | 2.5 |
| The All-American Rejects Gives You Hell: The Remixes | 1.0 |
| The All-American Rejects When the World Comes Down | 2.0 |
| The All-American Rejects The All-American Rejects | 3.0 |
| The All-American Rejects Move Along | 3.0 |
| The Amity Affliction Let the Ocean Take Me | 2.5 |
| The Amity Affliction Chasing Ghosts | 3.0 |
| The Amity Affliction Youngbloods | 3.5 |
| The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Three Cheers For Disappointment | 4.5 |
| The Arrogant Sons of Bitches The Arrogant Sons of Bitches | 4.5 |
| The Beatles A Hard Day's Night | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | 4.5 |
| The Blood Brothers ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn | 4.0 |
| The Cake Is A Lie Dark Nature | 1.5 |
| The Chariot One Wing | 4.0 |
| The Color Morale My Devil In Your Eyes | 3.0 |
| The Color Morale Know Hope | 3.0 |
| The Color Morale We All Have Demons | 3.5 |
| The Custodian Necessary Wasted Time | 2.5 |
| The Damned Things Ironiclast | 3.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works | 3.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis | 4.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer | 4.0 |
| The Fall of Troy In the Unlikely Event | 3.0 |
| The Fall of Troy Manipulator | 4.0 |
| The Fall of Troy Doppelganger | 4.5 |
| The Fall of Troy Ghostship Demos | 4.5 |
| The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon | 4.5 |
| The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy | 5.0 |
| The Fray Helios | 1.5 |
| The Fray How to Save a Life | 2.5 |
| The Glitch Mob Love Death Immortality | 2.0 |
| The Glitch Mob Drink the Sea | 4.0 |
| The Haarp Machine Disclosure | 3.0 |
| The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There | 4.0 |
| The Killers Day & Age | 3.0 |
| The Lonely Island The Wack Album | 1.5 |
| The Mars Volta Octahedron | 3.0 |
| The Mars Volta Noctourniquet | 3.0 |
| The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium | 3.5 |
| The Men Open Your Heart | 3.5 |
| The Men Tomorrow's Hits | 3.5 |
| The Pillows Happy Bivouac | 4.0 |
| The Pillows FLCL No.1: Addict | 4.5 |
| The Pillows FLCL No.3 | 4.5 |
| The Player Piano Satellite | 4.0 |
| The Rasmus Dead Letters | 2.0 |
| The Reign of Kindo Rhythm, Chord & Melody | 4.5 |
| The Sound of Animals Fighting The Ocean and the Sun | 4.0 |
| The Story So Far What You Don't See | 4.0 |
| The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt | 4.5 |
| The Uniques From The Dust | 3.5 |
| The Used Imaginary Enemy | 1.5 |
| The Used Artwork | 2.0 |
| The Used Lies for the Liars | 3.0 |
| The War On Drugs Slave Ambient | 4.0 |
| The War On Drugs Lost in the Dream | 4.5 |
| The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation | 2.5 |
| The Wonder Years Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing | 4.5 |
| The Word Alive Deceiver | 2.0 |
| The Word Alive Empire | 3.0 |
| The Word Alive The Word Alive | 3.5 |
| The World Is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever | 4.5 |
| Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything | 4.0 |
| Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind | 4.5 |
| As much as the "classic" rating is abused on Sputnik is abused, there are still bands that deserve this honorific. rThis album is a true classic. |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie | 2.0 |
| This or the Apocalypse Haunt What's Left | 3.5 |
| Throwing Snow Mosaic | 3.5 |
| Tides of Man Dreamhouse | 3.5 |
| Tides of Man Young and Courageous | 3.5 |
| Tigers Jaw Tigers Jaw | 4.0 |
| Tilian Material Me | 3.0 |
| Todd Terje It's Album Time | 4.0 |
| Torche Harmonicraft | 4.0 |
| Train California 37 | 1.5 |
| Trivium Vengeance Falls | 2.5 |
| Trivium Shogun | 3.0 |
| Trophy Scars Holy Vacants | 4.5 |
| Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead | 5.0 |
| tsosis Red Version | 4.5 |
| TTNG Animals | 3.0 |
| TTNG 13.0.0.0.0 | 3.0 |
| TTNG Adventure, Stamina and Anger | 4.0 |
| tUnE-yArDs Nikki Nack | 3.5 |
| tUnE-yArDs w h o k i l l | 4.0 |
| Tut Tut Child Impossible Things Before Breakfast | 3.5 |
| Tut Tut Child The Funk Lingo | 3.5 |
| Twenty One Pilots Vessel | 3.5 |
| Twisted Sister Stay Hungry | 1.5 |
| Tycho Dive | 3.5 |
| Tycho Awake | 3.5 |
| Tyler, the Creator Goblin | 2.5 |
| Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend | 4.0 |
| Vampire Weekend Contra | 4.0 |
| Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City | 4.0 |
| Vanilla For What It's Worth | 3.5 |
| Various Artists Punk Goes Pop 3 | 1.5 |
| Various Artists Halo 2 Original Soundtrack-Volume 1 | 4.0 |
| Vessels Helioscope | 4.0 |
| Warren of Ohms Untitled | 3.5 |
| Warren of Ohms The Wolf and The Fox | 4.5 |
| Washed Out Paracosm | 3.5 |
| We Are The Emergency Seizure (EP) | 3.0 |
| We Are The Emergency Whispers and Fragments | 4.0 |
| We Came As Romans Understanding What We've Grown to Be | 2.5 |
| We Came As Romans Dreams | 3.0 |
| We Came As Romans To Plant a Seed | 3.0 |
| We The Kings We The Kings | 2.5 |
| Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End | 2.5 |
| Whitechapel Our Endless War | 1.0 |
| Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption | 1.5 |
| Whitechapel Whitechapel | 1.5 |
| will.i.am #Willpower | 1.0 |
| William Hung Hung For The Holidays | 1.0 |
| William Hung Inspiration | 1.0 |
| Windows96 One Hundred Mornings | 4.5 |
| Woe, Is Me Genesi[s] | 1.0 |
| Will very VERY likely be a horrendous album. Judging by the singles, this will be utter shit. |
| Woe, Is Me American Dream | 1.0 |
| Woe, Is Me Number[s] (Deluxe) | 1.5 |
| Woe, Is Me Number[s] | 3.5 |
| Wolftron Flesh And Fears | 4.0 |
| Wolves at the Gate Captors | 2.5 |
| Woods of Desolation As the Stars | 3.5 |
| XXYYXX XXYYXX | 3.5 |
| Yellowcard Ocean Avenue | 4.0 |
| Yes Heaven and Earth | 1.0 |
| You Slut! Medium Bastard | 3.5 |
| You Slut! Critical Meat | 4.0 |
| Zedd Clarity | 1.5 |
| Zomby With Love | 2.5 |
