| ( O_o) ( O___o) | 2.5 |
| It's almost worth the mounds of hyperbolic (O_o)s it receives |
| 3 Doors Down The Better Life | 3.0 |
| 3 Doors Down Away from the Sun | 3.0 |
| 5 Seconds of Summer 5 Seconds of Summer | 1.0 |
| 7 Year Bitch Sick' Em | 3.5 |
| 7 Year Bitch ¡Viva Zapata! | 3.5 |
| a-ha Hunting High and Low | 4.0 |
| a-ha Foot of the Mountain | 4.0 |
| a-ha Analogue | 3.5 |
| a-ha 25 | 4.5 |
| a-ha Minor Earth Major Sky | 3.5 |
| a-ha East of the Sun, West of the Moon | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Back In Black | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Highway To Hell | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Let There Be Rock | 4.0 |
| Accept Balls to the Wall | 4.0 |
| Adele 19 | 3.0 |
| Adele 21 | 4.5 |
| Adrianne Lenker abysskiss | 5.0 |
| Against Me! Searching for a Former Clarity | 3.5 |
| Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues | 4.5 |
| Je n'ai jamais ecoute ce groupe, mais je vais certainement donner ce une ecoute |
| Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose | 4.5 |
| Against Me! As the Eternal Cowboy | 4.0 |
| Against Me! White Crosses | 3.5 |
| Against Me! New Wave | 3.5 |
| Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere | 3.0 |
| Agalloch Pale Folklore | 4.7 |
| Agalloch The Mantle | 4.0 |
| Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain | 4.0 |
| Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit | 3.5 |
| Al Green Let's Stay Together | 4.0 |
| Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill | 4.5 |
| Alanis Morissette Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie | 4.5 |
| Alanis Morissette Under Rug Swept | 3.5 |
| Alanis Morissette So-Called Chaos | 3.0 |
| Alanis Morissette Flavors of Entanglement | 3.5 |
| Alex Skolnick Trio Veritas | 4.0 |
| Alexandra Savior The Archer | 3.5 |
| Alice in Chains Sap | 3.0 |
| Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue | 4.5 |
| Alice in Chains Dirt | 5.0 |
| Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here | 4.0 |
| My anus is prepared, Alice in Chains... my anus is prepared. |
| Alice in Chains Facelift | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Alice in Chains | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Jar of Flies | 4.5 |
| Alice in Chains Jar of Flies/Sap | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains We Die Young | 3.5 |
| Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged | 4.5 |
| Alice in Chains Live | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Greatest Hits | 3.5 |
| Alicia Keys As I Am | 3.5 |
| Alicia Keys Songs in A Minor | 4.5 |
| Alicia Keys Girl on Fire | 3.0 |
| Alicia Keys The Diary of Alicia Keys | 4.0 |
| Alicia Keys Unplugged | 3.5 |
| Alicia Keys The Element of Freedom | 3.5 |
| Alien Ant Farm ANThology | 3.5 |
| All Shall Perish The Price of Existence | 4.0 |
| All Shall Perish Awaken the Dreamers | 3.5 |
| All That Remains A War You Cannot Win | 1.5 |
| Alphaville Forever Young | 4.0 |
| Alvvays Alvvays | 4.0 |
| America America | 4.0 |
| Amy Grant Unguarded | 4.0 |
| Amy Grant Heart in Motion | 3.5 |
| Amy Winehouse Back to Black | 4.0 |
| Amy Winehouse Frank | 3.5 |
| Anacrusis Manic Impressions | 4.0 |
| Anacrusis Screams and Whispers | 4.0 |
| Anal Cunt Picnic of Love | 4.5 |
| Anal Cunt It Just Gets Worse | 3.0 |
| Anal Cunt 40 More Reasons To Hate Us | 3.0 |
| Anata The Conductor's Departure | 4.0 |
| Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription | 4.5 |
| Anathallo Floating World | 4.0 |
| Andrew W.K. I Get Wet | 5.0 |
| Android Lust Devour, Rise and Take Flight | 4.3 |
| Angelfire Angelfire | 3.5 |
| Anglagard Hybris | 4.0 |
| Anglagard Epilog | 4.0 |
| Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion | 4.5 |
| Animal Collective Campfire Songs | 3.5 |
| Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion | 4.5 |
| Antagony Days of Night | 4.5 |
| Antagony See Through These Eyes | 4.5 |
| Antagony Rebirth | 4.5 |
| Antestor Martyrium | 4.5 |
| Anthrax Persistence of Time | 4.0 |
| Anthrax Among the Living | 4.5 |
| Anthrax Fistful of Metal | 3.5 |
| Anthrax Spreading the Disease | 4.0 |
| Anthrax Worship Music | 4.0 |
| Anthrax State of Euphoria | 3.5 |
| Anthrax Stomp 442 | 2.0 |
| Anthrax Volume 8: The Threat Is Real | 2.5 |
| Anthrax We've Come for You All | 3.0 |
| Anthrax Sound of White Noise | 3.5 |
| Antonio Vivaldi The Four Seasons | 4.5 |
| Apator Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan | 4.5 |
| Arab on Radar Yahweh or the Highway | 3.5 |
| Arcade Fire Funeral | 4.5 |
| Arcade Fire Neon Bible | 3.5 |
| Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion | 3.5 |
| Arch Enemy Khaos Legions | 2.0 |
| Arch Enemy War Eternal | 1.5 |
Jeffy: What does "woe" mean?
Daria: It's like the feeling you'd get if Arch Enemy made the same shitty album over and over again for 10 years.
Jeffy: Whoa!
Daria: See? |
| Aretha Franklin I Never Loved A Man The Way I Love You | 4.5 |
| Ariana Grande Thank U, Next | 4.5 |
| Armistice Armistice | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Awakened | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse | 3.5 |
| As I Lay Dying Beneath the Encasing of Ashes | 3.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Shaped by Fire | 4.0 |
| Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream | 2.0 |
| At the Drive-In Relationship of Command | 5.0 |
| At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out | 4.0 |
| At the Drive-In Acrobatic Tenement | 3.5 |
| At the Drive-In Vaya | 4.0 |
| At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul | 3.8 |
| At the Gates At War with Reality | 3.0 |
| Atheist Elements | 3.5 |
| Atheist Jupiter | 4.0 |
| Atheist Unquestionable Presence | 4.5 |
| Atheist Piece of Time | 4.0 |
| Atomic Rooster Death Walks Behind You | 4.0 |
| Attila (Billy Joel) Attila | 3.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil | 3.7 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet | 3.2 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King | 3.0 |
| Sometimes when I'm alone in the bathtub...... |
| Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare | 3.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen | 4.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold | 1.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Warmness on the Soul | 3.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Diamonds in the Rough | 3.0 |
| Avril Lavigne Let Go | 4.0 |
| Avril Lavigne Under My Skin | 3.5 |
| Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing | 3.0 |
| Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne | 2.0 |
| Great, it's not even Halloween yet and the goth drag show has already returned. Fuck it, I'm out |
| Avril Lavigne Goodbye Lullaby | 2.5 |
| Ayreon The Human Equation | 4.5 |
| AZ Doe or Die | 4.5 |
| Babes In Toyland Fontanelle | 4.0 |
| Babes In Toyland Spanking Machine | 3.5 |
| Babes In Toyland Nemesisters | 3.5 |
| BABYMETAL BABYMETAL | 4.0 |
| This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier r"trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your rpleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can rkeep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably ryou guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been rdone probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's rever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest rthing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is rthe greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" rmetal. |
| BABYMETAL Megitsune | 3.5 |
| BABYMETAL Ijime, Dame, Zettai | 4.0 |
| BABYMETAL Metal Galaxy | 4.0 |
| Basil Poledouris Conan The Barbarian | 4.8 |
| Bathory Bathory | 4.5 |
| Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark | 4.0 |
| Bathory Blood Fire Death | 4.4 |
| Bathory Hammerheart | 4.0 |
| Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil | 4.0 |
| Beck Sea Change | 4.0 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning | 4.0 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Skullgrid | 4.0 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Horrorscension | 2.0 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning EP | 3.5 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Hapeleptic Overtrove | 1.5 |
| Believer Dimensions | 4.0 |
| Bert Jansch Bert Jansch | 4.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors | 4.9 |
| Between the Buried and Me Alaska | 4.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence | 4.0 |
| Big Black Songs About Fucking | 4.5 |
| Big Black Atomizer | 4.0 |
| Big Black Racer-X | 4.0 |
| Bikini Kill Pussy Whipped | 4.0 |
| Bikini Kill Reject All American | 3.5 |
| Billie Eilish When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? | 4.0 |
| Billie Joe Armstrong/Norah Jones Foreverly | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel The Stranger | 5.0 |
| Billy Joel 52nd Street | 4.0 |
| Billy Joel Cold Spring Harbor | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel Glass Houses | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel Piano Man | 4.0 |
| Billy Joel River Of Dreams | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel Turnstiles | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel Streetlife Serenade | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel The Nylon Curtain | 4.0 |
| Billy Joel An Innocent Man | 3.5 |
| Billy Joel Fantasies & Delusions | 3.5 |
| Billy Ray Cyrus Some Gave All | 4.5 |
| Bjork Homogenic | 4.5 |
| Bjork Vespertine | 5.0 |
| Bjork Post | 4.5 |
| Bjork Debut | 4.5 |
| Bjork Medulla | 4.0 |
| Man, her moans are so damn sexy |
| Bjork Volta | 4.0 |
| Bjork Biophilia | 4.0 |
| Bjork Bjork | 4.0 |
| Giving this an obligatory 4 because it's Bjork. |
| Bjork Selmasongs | 4.0 |
| Bjork Vulnicura | 4.5 |
| Black Dice Broken Ear Record | 3.5 |
| Black Dice Creature Comforts | 3.5 |
| Black Lab Your Body Above Me | 4.5 |
| Black Lab Passion Leaves A Trace | 4.0 |
| Black Lab See The Sun | 4.0 |
| Black Label Society Catacombs of the Black Vatican | 4.2 |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid | 4.6 |
| Black Sabbath Forbidden | 1.5 |
| Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Sabotage | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Master of Reality | 4.5 |
| Black Sabbath Black Sabbath | 4.6 |
| Black Sabbath 13 | 4.0 |
| Ok never mind, this shit actually rules m/ |
| Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell | 4.5 |
| Black Sabbath Born Again | 1.5 |
| Black Sabbath Vol. 4 | 4.0 |
| Black Tongue Falsifier | 1.0 |
| Black Tongue Born Hanged | 0.5 |
"Whoever wrote this review needs to swallow there bullshit and keep there shitty opinions to there self, black tongue are slow tempo and brutal, this is what beatdown mixed with deathcore should sound like! A genre has a specific sound to it and black tongue is a great mixture of these two genres, FUCK THAT REVIEW:L" -Facebook comment
The fanbase is full of morons...
Born Hanged 2 probably confirmed :/ |
| Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire | 2.0 |
| Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds | 2.0 |
| Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine | 2.5 |
| Blackfield Blackfield | 4.0 |
| Blackfield Blackfield II | 4.0 |
| Blank Banshee Blank Banshee 0 | 4.0 |
| Blind Guardian Tales from the Twilight World | 4.0 |
| Blind Guardian Battalions of Fear | 4.5 |
| Blind Guardian Follow the Blind | 3.5 |
| Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side | 4.0 |
| Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera | 4.0 |
| Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond | 4.0 |
| Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth | 4.5 |
| Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time | 4.0 |
| Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth | 3.5 |
| Blood Incantation Hidden History of the Human Race | 4.5 |
| Blood Incantation Starspawn | 4.5 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Bad Blood | 1.5 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Let's Start a Riot | 1.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Bitchcraft | 1.5 |
| Mud on the france whore |
| Blood on the Dance Floor All the Rage | 1.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution | 1.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor It's Hard to Be a Diamond... | 1.0 |
| Blotted Science The Machinations of Dementia | 4.5 |
| Blue Cheer Vincebus Eruptum | 4.5 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Blue Öyster Cult | 4.0 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Tyranny and Mutation | 4.0 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Secret Treaties | 4.5 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Cultösaurus Erectus | 4.0 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Fire of Unknown Origin | 4.0 |
| Blur Modern Life Is Rubbish | 4.0 |
| Blur Parklife | 4.0 |
| Blur Blur | 4.5 |
| Bob Dylan The Times They Are A-Changin' | 4.5 |
| Bob Dylan Desire | 4.0 |
| Bob Dylan Modern Times | 3.5 |
| Bob Dylan Dylan | 2.4 |
| Bob Dylan Tempest | 4.0 |
| Bob Dylan Christmas in the Heart | 3.0 |
| Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited | 4.5 |
| Bob Dylan The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan | 4.0 |
| Bob Dylan Blonde on Blonde | 4.0 |
| Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks | 4.5 |
| Bob Dylan Bringing It All Back Home | 4.7 |
| Bob Dylan Another Side of Bob Dylan | 4.0 |
| Bob Dylan Bob Dylan | 3.5 |
| Bob Dylan Time Out of Mind | 4.0 |
| Body Count Body Count | 4.0 |
| Bon Iver Myspace Transmissions | 4.0 |
| Bon Iver Bon Iver In The Studios | 4.0 |
| Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver | 4.0 |
| Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago | 4.2 |
| Bon Iver 22, A Million | 2.0 |
| Bon Jovi Lost Highway | 2.0 |
| Bon Jovi 7800° Fahrenheit | 4.0 |
| Bon Jovi What About Now | 1.5 |
| Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet | 3.5 |
| Bon Jovi Bon Jovi | 3.0 |
| Boredoms Soul Discharge | 4.0 |
| Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker- | 4.5 |
| Boris Amplifier Worship | 4.0 |
| Boris Akuma no Uta | 4.0 |
| Boston Greatest Hits | 4.0 |
| Boston Boston | 4.5 |
| Boston Don't Look Back | 4.0 |
| Boston Third Stage | 3.5 |
| Boston Walk On | 3.0 |
| Boston Corporate America | 2.0 |
| Boston Life, Love & Hope | 1.5 |
| Listening to Boston's newest work after hearing their classic material is like having your girlfriend lovingly stroke your genitals and then promptly eating them. Promising start, leading to painful bloody regret |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me | 3.5 |
| Brand New Daisy | 4.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It... | 3.0 |
| Britney Spears ...Baby One More Time | 2.0 |
| Brittany Howard Jaime | 4.0 |
| Bruce Springsteen Darkness on the Edge of Town | 4.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen Born to Run | 4.5 |
| Bruno Mars Unorthodox Jukebox | 3.5 |
| Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans | 2.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Scream Aim Fire | 3.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper | 1.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Fever | 2.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine The Poison | 2.5 |
| C418 Volume Alpha | 4.5 |
| Cake Fashion Nugget | 4.5 |
| Cake Motorcade Of Generosity | 4.0 |
| Camel Mirage | 4.5 |
| Camel The Snow Goose | 4.5 |
| Candiria 300 Percent Density | 4.5 |
| Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus | 4.5 |
| Candlemass Nightfall | 4.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated | 2.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed | 4.0 |
| Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica | 1.0 |
| Years later and it still manages to rape the ears. Avoid this vile shit stain at all costs |
| Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Safe As Milk | 4.0 |
| Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Lick My Decals Off, Baby | 4.0 |
| Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Clear Spot | 4.0 |
| Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious | 4.0 |
| Carcass Surgical Steel | 4.5 |
| Carcass Heartwork | 4.5 |
| Carcass Reek of Putrefaction | 4.0 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Kiss | 3.0 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Curiosity | 2.5 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Tug of War | 3.5 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Dedicated | 4.0 |
| Carnifex Die Without Hope | 4.0 |
| 2014 truly belongs to Carnifex |
| Carnifex Until I Feel Nothing | 4.0 |
| Carnifex The Diseased and Poisoned | 2.0 |
| Carnifex Dead in My Arms | 3.0 |
| Carnifex Hell Chose Me | 3.5 |
| Carnifex World War X | 4.0 |
| Carnifex Slow Death | 4.0 |
| Caroline Rose Superstar | 4.0 |
| Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool | 4.5 |
| https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=757564330929154&l=11e6fe0096 |
| Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity | 3.0 |
| Cee Lo Green The Lady Killer | 4.0 |
| Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium | 4.4 |
| Underrated. |
| Celtic Frost To Mega Therion | 4.5 |
| Cerebral Bore Maniacal Miscreation | 4.5 |
| Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um | 4.3 |
| Charles Mingus The Clown | 4.5 |
| Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty | 4.0 |
| Cher All I Really Want to Do | 3.0 |
| Cher Believe | 3.0 |
| Chevelle La Gárgola | 4.0 |
| Chevelle Wonder What's Next | 4.0 |
| Chevelle This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In) | 4.0 |
| Chief Keef Finally Rich | 1.5 |
| Childish Gambino Camp | 1.5 |
| Children of Bodom Halo of Blood | 4.0 |
| Holy shit, this is actually a good CoB album! O.o |
| Children of Bodom Hatebreeder | 4.7 |
| Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper | 4.5 |
| Children of Bodom Something Wild | 4.5 |
| Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet? | 3.0 |
| Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll | 3.0 |
| Children of Bodom Blooddrunk | 1.5 |
| Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever | 1.5 |
| Chris Cornell Scream | 1.5 |
| Chris Cornell Euphoria Morning | 3.5 |
| Christina Aguilera Back to Basics | 3.5 |
| Christina Aguilera Bionic | 1.5 |
| Christina Grimmie Find Me | 3.5 |
| Christina Grimmie With Love | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade | 4.0 |
| Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head | 3.5 |
| Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends | 3.0 |
| Coldplay X&Y | 2.5 |
| Coldplay Mylo Xyloto | 2.5 |
| Coldplay Parachutes | 3.5 |
| Coldplay Ghost Stories | 2.0 |
| Collective Soul Collective Soul | 4.0 |
| Collective Soul Dosage | 4.0 |
| Collective Soul Hints, Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid | 3.5 |
| Common Resurrection | 4.5 |
| Common Like Water for Chocolate | 4.0 |
| Complete Freedom Space | 4.5 |
| Complete Freedom Alpha | 3.5 |
| Complete Freedom Earth Is Dust | 2.5 |
I really wanted to like the top soundoff, but the formatting looks so choppy that it looks like ass. Sorry  |
| Complete Freedom Proverbial | 3.5 |
| Complete Freedom Exit | 3.5 |
| Complete Freedom Approaching | 4.0 |
| Conrad Tao Voyages | 4.0 |
Fresh out of bed, I close my eyes and meditate. Memories both good and bad flood through my
mind, even as I'm trying to clear it. Nostalgia can be a powerful feeling whenever it
strikes, and it's no stranger to the process of reflection. On this day, I remember my past
failures and try to better myself now. My anger, my depression, everything welling up inside
of me has seemed to disappear; in its place, there's peace of mind, positive philosophies of
the world around me, and Conrad Tao's expressive piano playing. Times have changed, my
friends; it's time to go in peace and love. Listen to this album, give thanks to who those
who admire and respect you, and separate yourself from the crowd. You, my fellow music
listener, are an individual. |
| Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence | 4.0 |
| Converge Jane Doe | 4.5 |
| Converge All We Love We Leave Behind | 4.0 |
| Converge You Fail Me | 4.0 |
| Coroner Mental Vortex | 4.5 |
| Coroner Punishment for Decadence | 4.5 |
| Coroner R.I.P. | 3.8 |
| Coroner No More Color | 4.5 |
| Corrupted Paso Inferior | 4.5 |
| Corrupted El Mundo Frio | 4.0 |
| Corrupted Se Hace Por Los Suenos Asesinos | 4.0 |
| Cosmic Psychos Go the Hack | 4.0 |
| Cradle of Filth Dusk... and Her Embrace | 4.5 |
| Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast | 4.5 |
| Cradle of Filth The Principle of Evil Made Flesh | 4.5 |
| Cream Disraeli Gears | 4.5 |
| Cream Wheels of Fire | 4.5 |
| Creed My Own Prison | 3.0 |
| Creed Human Clay | 2.5 |
| Crispin Glover The Big Problem ≠ The Solution. The Solution = Let | 4.5 |
| so weird and so damn good |
| Crotchduster Big Fat Box of Shit | 4.5 |
| Crying Beyond The Fleeting Gales | 4.0 |
| Cryptopsy The Unspoken King | 2.0 |
| Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy | 3.5 |
| Cryptopsy None So Vile | 4.5 |
| Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh | 4.7 |
| Cryptopsy Cryptopsy | 3.5 |
| Cult of Luna A Dawn to Fear | 4.5 |
| Cynic Focus | 4.5 |
| Cynic Traced in Air | 4.5 |
| Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us | 2.5 |
| It's almost worth the mounds of boring mediocre claims it receives. |
| Cynic Re-Traced | 3.2 |
| Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy | 3.5 |
| D.O.A. Hardcore 81 | 4.0 |
| DaBaby Baby On Baby | 3.0 |
| Daft Punk Random Access Memories | 4.5 |
| Daft Punk Musique Vol. 1 (1993-2005) | 3.5 |
| Daft Punk Discovery | 4.4 |
| Daft Punk Homework | 4.0 |
| Daft Punk Human After All | 3.0 |
| Daft Punk Tron: Legacy | 3.5 |
| Daniel Johnston 1990 | 4.0 |
| Daniel Johnston Songs of Pain | 4.0 |
| Darkthrone The Underground Resistance | 4.7 |
| Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger | 4.5 |
| Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky | 4.5 |
| Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon | 4.0 |
| David Arkenstone Valley In The Clouds | 4.0 |
| David Arkenstone Celtic Book of Days | 4.0 |
| David Arkenstone Atlantis: A Symphonic Journey | 4.5 |
| Dc Talk Intermission | 4.5 |
| Dc Talk Jesus Freak | 4.5 |
| Dc Talk Supernatural | 4.0 |
| Dc Talk Free at Last | 3.5 |
| Dc Talk Dc Talk | 2.0 |
| Dc Talk Nu Thang | 3.0 |
| Dc Talk Welcome to the Freak Show | 3.0 |
| Deadmau5 Get Scraped | 3.5 |
| Deadmau5 Random Album Title | 3.5 |
| Deadmau5 >album title goes here< | 2.0 |
| Death Leprosy | 3.5 |
| Death Symbolic | 4.5 |
| Death Human | 4.5 |
| Death Individual Thought Patterns | 4.5 |
| One of Death's finest records, as well as one of the finest albums in progressive metal or death metal. Chuck's vocals were more thrash-oriented by this point, but they fit well with the harshness of the guitar work. Regardless, what really stands out here is the inclusion of jazz influences a la Atheist and Cynic. The jazz elements are definitely on the more Atheist-esque Latin side, but I imagine Cynic took a lot of influence from this album in their future work. Additionally, the song structures are less linear than in most Death works (harking back to the Leprosy days), ensuring a large amount of replay value. Overall, this one's a keeper. |
| Death The Sound of Perseverance | 4.7 |
| Death Spiritual Healing | 5.0 |
| Death Scream Bloody Gore | 3.0 |
| This is caveman metal. It's primitive and it just damn puts me to sleep! |
| Death Angel The Ultra-Violence | 4.5 |
| Death Grips The Money Store | 2.0 |
| Death Grips Government Plates | 2.0 |
| Death Grips Exmilitary | 2.5 |
| Death Grips No Love Deep Web | 2.0 |
| Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock | 4.0 |
| Deep Purple Machine Head | 4.5 |
| Deep Purple Burn | 4.0 |
| Deerhoof Milk Man | 5.0 |
| Deerhoof Halfbird | 3.5 |
| Deerhoof Apple O' | 4.0 |
| Def Leppard Pyromania | 4.5 |
| Def Leppard Hysteria | 4.0 |
| Def Leppard High 'N' Dry | 4.0 |
| Deftones White Pony | 4.0 |
| Deftones Diamond Eyes | 4.5 |
| Deftones Koi No Yokan | 4.0 |
| Deftones Saturday Night Wrist | 4.5 |
| Deftones Ohms | 4.0 |
| Deicide Legion | 4.0 |
| Deicide The Stench of Redemption | 4.0 |
| Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030 | 4.5 |
| Demilich Nespithe | 4.0 |
| Devin Townsend Terria | 4.5 |
| Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient | 2.5 |
| Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech | 4.0 |
| Devin Townsend Project Addicted | 3.5 |
| Devin Townsend Project Ghost | 5.0 |
| Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction | 3.0 |
| The staff seem to hate Townsend when he's not in Strapping Young Lad. What a shame. |
| Devin Townsend Project Ki | 4.0 |
| Devin Townsend Project Epicloud | 3.0 |
"As far as I'm concerned, Lady Gaga has 5 dicks, a vagina the size of the grand canyon, and an ass with a surface that looks like the moon" -InfidelAmsterdam
This is totally gonna rule |
| Dexys Midnight Runners Don't Stand Me Down (Director's Cut) | 4.0 |
| Dexys Midnight Runners Searching for the Young Soul Rebels | 4.0 |
| Dexys Midnight Runners Too-Rye-Ay | 4.0 |
| Rules |
| Dexys Midnight Runners Don't Stand Me Down | 4.5 |
| Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me | 4.5 |
| Dinosaur Jr. Bug | 4.5 |
| Dio Holy Diver | 2.0 |
| I love Ronnie James Dio for sure, but I acknowledge when something is crap. This is boring, generic hard rock that's somehow considered heavy metal... and considered a metal masterpiece at that. I only gave Symbolic a 3.5 and Obzen a 1.5 (now a 1), but I can still see how other people would love those records. This is one of those few records where I not only don't understand the heaps of praise, but perhaps I never will. I love Dio in Black Sabbath and Rainbow, but this is so boring and bland. I don't care about any talk about how "it's all about the riffz" or the "whole thing goes hard, agreed." Dio's vocals aren't the problem here, it's the damn music. |
| Dio The Last in Line | 3.7 |
| Dio Killing the Dragon | 3.8 |
| Dio Dream Evil | 4.0 |
| Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing | 4.5 |
| Discharge Why | 4.0 |
| Disclose Tragedy | 4.0 |
| Disturbed The Sickness | 3.0 |
| DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... | 4.0 |
| DJ Shadow The Private Press | 3.5 |
| DJ Shadow The Outsider | 2.5 |
| DJ Shadow The Less You Know, the Better | 3.0 |
| Dokken Back for the Attack | 4.0 |
| Dokken Tooth and Nail | 4.0 |
| Dokken Erase The Slate | 4.0 |
| Dokken Under Lock and Key | 4.0 |
| Dominici O3, A Trilogy Part 3 | 4.0 |
| Dominici O3: A Trilogy, Part One | 4.0 |
| Dominici O3: A Trilogy, Part 2 | 4.0 |
| Donna Lewis Now in a Minute | 3.5 |
| Doom VS Dead Words Speak | 4.3 |
| DragonForce Valley of the Damned | 4.0 |
| DragonForce Sonic Firestorm | 3.0 |
| DragonForce Inhuman Rampage | 3.0 |
| DragonForce The Power Within | 3.5 |
| Too many dragons |
| DragonForce Maximum Overload | 3.7 |
| But will there be dragons involved? More developments on this story when we come back |
| DragonForce Ultra Beatdown | 1.5 |
| DragonForce Extreme Power Metal | 3.5 |
| Drake Take Care | 3.5 |
| Drake Bell It's Only Time | 4.0 |
| I miss andcas |
| Drake Bell Telegraph | 3.5 |
| Drake Bell Ready Steady Go! | 3.5 |
| I miss andcas |
| Dream Theater Systematic Chaos | 2.0 |
| Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite | 3.0 |
| Dream Theater Awake | 4.5 |
| Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn of Events | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Train of Thought | 4.0 |
| Dream Theater Octavarium | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Black Clouds and Silver Linings | 3.0 |
| Dream Theater Images and Words | 4.5 |
| The triggered percussion in conjunction with the soothing sounds of the soprano sax ignite my imagination like a tiger who defends his young from the ferocity of the Australian Tasmanian Devil. Whenever my ears experience the majesty of Learning to Live, I like to pretend that I am a little toddler whose living is truly learning. This album is the King Richard III of progressive metal. This is the winter of our discontent from trying to air drum to odd time signatures and polyrhythms! |
| Dream Theater Falling into Infinity | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory | 4.5 |
| Dream Theater Dream Theater | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence | 4.0 |
| Dream Theater Distance Over Time | 3.5 |
| Dry Satire Demo | 3.0 |
| It's almost worth the mounds of satirical claims it receives. |
| Duran Duran Rio | 4.5 |
| Dusty Springfield Dusty in Memphis | 4.5 |
| Earl and Raine The Quest | 4.0 |
| Earth Phase 3: Thrones and Dominions | 4.2 |
| Earth Pentastar: In The Style Of Demons | 3.5 |
| Earth Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version | 4.5 |
| Earth Hex: Or Printing In the Infernal Method | 4.0 |
| Echosmith Talking Dreams | 3.0 |
| Echosmith Lonely Generation | 4.0 |
| Ed Sheeran + | 3.0 |
| Ed Sheeran x | 2.0 |
| Edvard Grieg Peer Gynt, Op. 23 | 4.5 |
| El Grupo Nuevo de Omar Rodriguez Lopez Cryptomnesia | 2.0 |
| Electric Wizard Dopethrone | 4.5 |
| Electric Youth Memory Emotion | 4.0 |
| Ella Mai Ella Mai | 4.0 |
| Ellie Goulding Lights | 3.5 |
| Ellie Goulding Halcyon | 4.0 |
| Elliott Smith Either/Or | 4.0 |
| Elliott Smith Roman Candle | 4.0 |
| Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | 4.5 |
| Elton John Madman Across the Water | 4.5 |
| Elton John Tumbleweed Connection | 4.0 |
| Elton John Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy | 4.0 |
| Elton John Honky Chateau | 4.0 |
| Elvis Presley Elvis Presley | 4.0 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Pictures at an Exhibition | 3.5 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 4.5 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Tarkus | 4.0 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Trilogy | 4.0 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Brain Salad Surgery | 3.5 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer Love Beach | 1.0 |
| Eminem Recovery | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP | 4.5 |
| Emmure Goodbye To The Gallows | 2.5 |
| Emmure Felony | 1.0 |
| Emmure The Respect Issue | 2.0 |
| Emmure Eternal Enemies | 1.5 |
| Bring your junz to school |
| Emmure Speaker Of The Dead | 2.0 |
| Enigma MCMXC a.D. | 4.0 |
| Enigma The Cross of Changes | 4.5 |
| Enigma Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi! | 4.0 |
| Enya The Very Best Of Enya | 3.5 |
| Enya Paint The Sky With Stars | 4.5 |
| Enya Amarantine | 3.0 |
| Enya A Day Without Rain | 3.5 |
| Enya Watermark | 4.5 |
| Enya Shepherd Moons | 4.6 |
| Enya The Memory of Trees | 4.0 |
| Enya Enya (The Celts) | 3.5 |
| Enya And Winter Came... | 3.0 |
| Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion | 3.0 |
| Etta James Tell Mama | 4.5 |
| Europe The Final Countdown | 4.0 |
| Europe Europe | 4.0 |
| Europe Wings of Tomorrow | 4.0 |
| Europe War of Kings | 3.0 |
| Europe Prisoners In Paradise | 3.5 |
| Faith No More Angel Dust | 4.0 |
| Faith No More The Real Thing | 4.5 |
| Faith No More Introduce Yourself | 3.5 |
| Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime | 4.0 |
| Fall Out Boy American Beauty/American Psycho | 1.5 |
| Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll | 1.5 |
The kid on the right looks like a dark-skinned Aang poser... just needs the arrow on his
head |
| Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave | 3.0 |
| Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree | 2.5 |
| Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You | 1.5 |
| Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late | 1.5 |
| Fantomas Fantômas | 3.5 |
| Fantomas Suspended Animation | 4.0 |
| Fantomas Delìrium Còrdia | 4.0 |
| Fantomas The Director's Cut | 4.0 |
| Farrah Abraham My Teenage Dream Ended | 4.0 |
| Feed Her to the Sharks Fortitude | 2.0 |
| Fever Ray Fever Ray | 4.0 |
| Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel... | 4.0 |
| Fiona Apple When the Pawn... | 4.0 |
| Fit for an Autopsy The Sea of Tragic Beasts | 4.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist | 2.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1 | 1.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 2 | 1.5 |
| Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac | 4.3 |
| Fleetwood Mac Rumours | 5.0 |
| When I began to listen to this record for the very first time, I was so certain that it would collapse under the hyperbolic acclaim it garners and fall below my expectations. However, the more I listened to it, the better it got. Every single song is at least great and the track placement couldn't be more perfect. Also contributing to the record's quality is the fact that the Nicks/Buckingham and McVie/McVie/Fleetwood (the former are from America and the latter from Britain) groups somehow perfectly melded their drastically different styles together into a cohesive whole. Thus, you get a great mix of folk rock, soft rock, hard rock, blues, pop, and multiple other styles. And then there's the lyrical content, primarily inspired by the band's relationship tensions reaching their boiling points. This leads to some very bitter banter between band members over the course of multiple tracks, but the silver linings ensure that things aren't all negative and that the band had the strength to pull through despite their differences. Overall, Rumours is an album of the highest quality. If I could give it a 50/5, I would without hesitation. One of my Top 5 favorite albums for sure. |
| Fleetwood Mac Then Play On | 4.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Kiln House | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Bare Trees | 3.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Tusk | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Mr. Wonderful | 2.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Mystery to Me | 3.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Say You Will | 3.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Tango in the Night | 3.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac The Pious Bird of Good Omen | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac The Best of Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Future Games | 3.0 |
| Flo Rida R.O.O.T.S. | 2.0 |
| Flo Rida Wild Ones | 2.3 |
| Florence and the Machine Lungs | 4.0 |
| Florence and the Machine Ceremonials | 4.5 |
| Florence and the Machine Lungs: The B-Sides | 3.5 |
| Florence and the Machine MTV Unplugged | 3.5 |
| Florence and the Machine A Lot of Love. A Lot of Blood. | 3.0 |
| Florence and the Machine KCRW's Morning Becomes Eclectic | 3.5 |
| Flotsam and Jetsam Doomsday for the Deceiver | 4.5 |
| Foo Fighters Sonic Highways | 3.5 |
| Just like the family dog shitting all over its favorite lawn, Futures will be all over this album... and will always be up for sloppy seconds |
| Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape | 5.0 |
| Foo Fighters Wasting Light | 4.0 |
| Foo Fighters Foo Fighters | 4.0 |
| Foo Fighters In Your Honor | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters One by One | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace | 3.5 |
| Frank Sinatra In The Wee Small Hours | 4.5 |
| Frank Sinatra Come Fly With Me | 4.0 |
| Frank Zappa Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch | 3.5 |
| Frank Zappa Hot Rats | 4.5 |
| Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy Primordial | 1.5 |
| Frank Zappa Jazz From Hell | 3.5 |
| Frank Zappa Apostrophe | 4.0 |
| Freddie Mercury Barcelona | 4.5 |
| Freddie Mercury Mr Bad Guy | 4.0 |
| Frederic Chopin Piano Concerto No. 2 in F minor, Op. 21 | 4.5 |
| Frederic Chopin Piano Sonata No. 3, Op. 58 | 4.0 |
| Frightened Rabbit The Midnight Organ Fight | 4.5 |
| Frightened Rabbit Pedestrian Verse | 4.0 |
| Fugazi Repeater | 4.0 |
| fun. Some Nights | 3.0 |
| fun. Aim and Ignite | 3.5 |
| Funkadelic Maggot Brain | 4.5 |
| Funkadelic Funkadelic | 4.5 |
| Garbage Garbage | 4.0 |
| Gatecreeper Deserted | 4.0 |
| Genesis Nursery Cryme | 4.0 |
| Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway | 4.0 |
| Genesis Invisible Touch | 3.5 |
| Genesis Selling England by the Pound | 4.5 |
| Genesis Trespass | 4.5 |
| Genesis Foxtrot | 5.0 |
| Genesis A Trick of the Tail | 4.0 |
| Genesis Calling All Stations | 2.0 |
| Genesis From Genesis to Revelation | 1.5 |
| Genesis Duke | 4.0 |
| Genesis Wind & Wuthering | 4.0 |
| Genesis ...And Then There Were Three... | 3.5 |
| Genesis Abacab | 2.5 |
| Genesis We Can't Dance | 3.0 |
| Gentle Giant King Biscuit Flower Hour Presents Gentle Giant | 4.5 |
| Gentle Giant Octopus | 4.2 |
| Gentle Giant The Power and the Glory | 4.7 |
| Gentle Giant In a Glass House | 4.0 |
| Gentle Giant Acquiring the Taste | 4.0 |
| Gentle Giant Giant for a Day | 2.0 |
| Gentle Giant Three Friends | 4.0 |
| Gentle Giant Gentle Giant | 3.5 |
| Gentle Giant Free Hand | 3.5 |
| Gentle Giant Interview | 3.0 |
| Gentle Giant Civilian | 3.0 |
| Gentle Giant The Missing Piece | 2.5 |
| George Gershwin Rhapsody in Blue | 4.5 |
| Giant Squid Metridium Fields | 4.5 |
| Giant Squid The Ichthyologist | 4.0 |
| Girls' Generation Oh! | 3.5 |
| Glass Hammer Chronometree | 2.0 |
| Godsmack 1000hp | 1.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞ | 4.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven | 4.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada | 4.3 |
| Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage | 4.5 |
| Mechuggah |
| Gojira From Mars to Sirius | 3.5 |
| Gojira The Way of All Flesh | 4.0 |
| Gojira The Link | 4.5 |
| Gojira Terra Incognita | 3.5 |
| Gojira Possessed (as Godzilla) | 3.5 |
| Gonin-ish Gonin-ish | 4.5 |
| This masterpiece needs a review so badly |
| Gonin-ish Naishikyo-Sekai | 4.5 |
| Gorguts Obscura | 4.5 |
| Gorguts Colored Sands | 4.0 |
| Gorillaz Demon Days | 4.1 |
| Gotye Making Mirrors | 4.0 |
| Gotye Like Drawing Blood | 4.0 |
| Great White Once Bitten.... | 3.5 |
| Great White ...Twice Shy | 3.5 |
| Green Day 21st Century Breakdown | 1.5 |
| Green Day American Idiot | 3.5 |
| Green Day Dookie | 4.0 |
| Green River Rehab Doll | 4.0 |
| Green River Dry As a Bone | 3.5 |
| Green River Come On Down | 3.5 |
| Grover The Best of Grover | 4.6 |
| Come back andcas |
| Grumblecunt I Piss Shit | 4.0 |
| Considering I've been eating lots of peanuts, I'd say things are gonna get pretty messy in a second |
| Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction | 2.3 |
| Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32 | 4.7 |
| GZA Liquid Swords | 4.5 |
| Haggard Eppur Si Muove | 4.5 |
| Haggard And Thou Shalt Trust the Seer | 4.5 |
| This shit is fucking butch |
| Haggard Tales of Ithiria | 3.0 |
| Haggard Awaking the Centuries | 4.0 |
| Haken Visions | 2.5 |
| Haken Aquarius | 2.5 |
| Haken The Mountain | 4.0 |
| Haruka Nakamura Twilight | 4.0 |
| Heathen Victims of Deception | 4.6 |
| Helmet Meantime | 4.5 |
| Helmet Strap It On | 4.6 |
| Helmet Betty | 4.5 |
| Helmet Aftertaste | 4.5 |
| Helmet Size Matters | 3.5 |
| Helmet Monochrome | 3.0 |
| Helmet Seeing Eye Dog | 3.5 |
| Hikaru Utada Ultra Blue | 4.0 |
| Hikaru Utada Deep River | 4.5 |
| Hinder Take It to the Limit | 1.0 |
| Hinder Extreme Behavior | 1.5 |
| Hinder All American Nightmare | 1.0 |
| Hinder Welcome to the Freakshow | 1.0 |
| Hole Live Through This | 4.5 |
| Hole Pretty On The Inside | 4.5 |
| Hole Nobody's Daughter | 3.0 |
| Hole Celebrity Skin | 4.0 |
| Hot Action Cop Hot Action Cop | 4.5 |
| Hugh Laurie Didn't It Rain | 4.0 |
| Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band Hulk Rules | 4.5 |
| Hunter Hayes Hunter Hayes | 1.5 |
| Ian Anderson The Secret Language of Birds | 3.5 |
| Ian Anderson Thick as a Brick 2 | 3.5 |
| Iced Earth Plagues of Babylon | 2.5 |
| Iced Earth Dystopia | 3.3 |
| Iced Earth Iced Earth | 3.0 |
| Iced Earth The Crucible of Man | 2.5 |
| Iced Earth The Dark Saga | 4.0 |
| Iced Earth Burnt Offerings | 4.5 |
| Iced Earth Something Wicked This Way Comes | 4.0 |
| Iced Earth Night of the Stormrider | 4.5 |
| Iggy Azalea The New Classic | 2.0 |
| She's an arrogant little shit with a big mouth and bad music. This album's inconsistency in terms of both mood and music is its biggest blunder, and no amount of forced charisma or semi-decent rapping can save that. Pass. |
| Imagine Dragons Night Visions | 1.5 |
| Imagine Dragons Smoke + Mirrors | 1.5 |
| Immolation Close to a World Below | 4.7 |
| Imogen Heap Ellipse | 4.0 |
| Imogen Heap Speak For Yourself | 4.7 |
| Imogen Heap I Megaphone | 3.5 |
| Imogen Heap Sparks | 3.5 |
| Impaled Northern Moonforest Impaled Northern Moonforest | 4.5 |
| In Flames The Jester Race | 4.5 |
| In Flames Siren Charms | 1.5 |
| In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading | 1.5 |
| In Flames A Sense of Purpose | 1.5 |
| In Flames Clayman | 4.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) The Essential Incubus | 4.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) The Morning View Sessions | 4.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Morning View | 5.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Make Yourself | 4.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) S.C.I.E.N.C.E. | 4.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Fungus Amongus | 4.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) A Crow Left of the Murder... | 3.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Light Grenades | 3.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) If Not Now, When? | 2.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Monuments and Melodies | 4.0 |
| Ingrid Michaelson Lights Out | 3.5 |
| Ingrid Michaelson Girls And Boys | 4.0 |
| Insane Clown Posse Bang! Pow! Boom! | 2.0 |
| Into Eternity The Scattering of Ashes | 4.0 |
| Iron And Wine Our Endless Numbered Days | 4.0 |
| Iron And Wine The Shepherd's Dog | 4.0 |
| Iron And Wine The Creek Drank the Cradle | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden Killers | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden Powerslave | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden The Final Frontier | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden Iron Maiden | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast | 4.5 |
| Iron Maiden Piece of Mind | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son | 3.0 |
| Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying | 2.0 |
| Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark | 3.0 |
| Iron Maiden The X Factor | 2.5 |
| Iron Maiden Brave New World | 4.5 |
| ISIS Panopticon | 4.5 |
| Issues Issues | 1.0 |
| Iwrestledabearonce Iwrestledabearonce | 4.0 |
| Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep | 1.0 |
| Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening | 3.5 |
| J-Live All Of The Above | 4.5 |
| Jack White Lazaretto | 2.5 |
The kind of album that makes me roll around in dirt or yodel to the sky while taking a shit in Jack White's mouth
because of this album's mediocrity
The kind of album that causes someone to create unpleasant, disgusting depictions of fecal acts to describe an
album's poor quality |
| Jag Panzer Casting the Stones | 4.0 |
| Jag Panzer Ample Destruction | 4.0 |
| James Brown Say It Loud, I'm Black And I'm Proud | 4.0 |
| Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking | 4.5 |
| Jane's Addiction Ritual De Lo Habitual | 4.5 |
| Jane's Addiction Strays | 3.5 |
| Jane's Addiction The Great Escape Artist | 3.5 |
| Jane's Addiction Jane's Addiction | 4.0 |
| Janelle Monae The Electric Lady | 4.5 |
| Don't throw no rock, don't break no glass, just shake your ASS!!! |
| Janelle Monae The Audition | 3.5 |
| Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid | 4.5 |
| Janelle Monae Metropolis: The Chase Suite | 4.0 |
| Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation 1814 | 4.0 |
| Jars Of Clay Jars Of Clay | 4.0 |
| Jars Of Clay Much Afraid | 3.5 |
| Jay-Z Magna Carta... Holy Grail | 2.5 |
| Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt | 4.5 |
| Jay-Z American Gangster | 3.5 |
| Jay-Z The Blueprint | 4.0 |
| Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne | 3.5 |
| Jean Louis Costes Fecal Master | 4.5 |
| not enough shit |
| Jeff Buckley Grace | 5.0 |
| Jeff Buckley Live at Sin-é (Legacy Edition) | 4.5 |
| Jeff Buckley So Real: Songs From Jeff Buckley | 4.0 |
| Jeff Buckley Live at Sin-é | 4.0 |
| Jeff Buckley Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk | 4.0 |
| Jeff Buckley Grace (Legacy Edition) | 4.5 |
| Jethro Tull Aqualung | 3.5 |
| Jethro Tull A Passion Play | 4.5 |
| Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick | 4.5 |
| Jethro Tull Minstrel in the Gallery | 4.0 |
| Jethro Tull Too Old To Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young To Die! | 3.0 |
| Jethro Tull War Child | 3.0 |
| Jethro Tull Songs from the Wood | 4.0 |
| Jethro Tull Under Wraps | 1.5 |
| Jethro Tull Stormwatch | 3.5 |
| Jethro Tull Stand Up | 4.0 |
| Jia Peng Fang Rainbow | 4.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Surviving | 4.0 |
| Joanna Newsom Ys | 4.5 |
| Joanna Newsom Have One on Me | 4.0 |
| Joanna Newsom The Milk-Eyed Mender | 2.5 |
| Job For A Cowboy Genesis | 2.5 |
| Job For A Cowboy Ruination | 3.0 |
| Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away | 4.5 |
| How does this masterpiece not have a review yet? Fuck it, I'm making one |
| John Butler Trio John Butler | 4.0 |
| John Butler Trio Sunrise Over Sea | 4.5 |
| John Coltrane A Love Supreme | 4.5 |
| John Coltrane My Favorite Things | 4.6 |
| John Coltrane Giant Steps | 4.5 |
| John Coltrane Blue Train | 4.5 |
| John Frusciante Smile from the Streets You Hold | 4.5 |
| John Legend Get Lifted | 4.5 |
| John Legend Love in the Future | 4.0 |
| John Legend Once Again | 4.0 |
| John Legend Evolver | 3.5 |
| John Zorn The Big Gundown | 3.5 |
| John Zorn Spillane | 4.0 |
| Johnny Cash At Folsom Prison | 4.5 |
| Johnny Cash American Recordings | 3.5 |
| Johnny Cash Orange Blossom Special | 4.0 |
| Jon Lajoie You Want Some Of This? | 4.0 |
| Jon Lajoie I Kill People | 4.0 |
| Joni Mitchell Blue | 5.0 |
| Joni Mitchell Clouds | 4.0 |
| Joni Mitchell Hejira | 4.5 |
| Joni Mitchell For the Roses | 4.0 |
| Joni Mitchell Turbulent Indigo | 3.5 |
| Joni Mitchell Court and Spark | 4.0 |
| Journey Revelation | 2.5 |
| Journey Greatest Hits | 4.0 |
| Journey Raised On Radio | 3.0 |
| Journey Trial By Fire | 1.5 |
| Journey Arrival | 3.5 |
| Journey Generations | 4.0 |
| Journey Journey | 4.0 |
| Journey Look Into the Future | 3.5 |
| Journey Next | 4.0 |
| Journey Infinity | 4.0 |
| Journey Evolution | 4.0 |
| Journey Departure | 3.5 |
| Journey Escape | 3.5 |
| Journey Frontiers | 4.0 |
| Journey Dream, After Dream | 4.0 |
| Journey Eclipse | 3.0 |
| Journey Greatest Hits Live | 4.0 |
| Journey Captured | 4.0 |
| Journey The Essential Journey | 4.0 |
| Journey Red 13 | 3.5 |
| Journey Time³ | 4.0 |
| Joy Division Closer | 4.5 |
| Joy Division Unknown Pleasures | 4.5 |
| Judas Priest Rocka Rolla | 3.0 |
| Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Turbo | 2.5 |
| Judas Priest Stained Class | 4.5 |
| Judas Priest Nostradamus | 2.5 |
| Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny | 4.5 |
| Judas Priest Painkiller | 4.5 |
| Judas Priest Killing Machine | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Redeemer of Souls | 2.2 |
| No KK, no Priest |
| Judas Priest British Steel | 3.5 |
| Justin Bieber My World 2.0 | 1.5 |
| Justin Bieber My World | 1.0 |
| Justin Bieber Under the Mistletoe | 1.5 |
| Justin Bieber Believe | 2.0 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience | 4.6 |
| Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds | 3.5 |
| Justin Timberlake Justified | 2.5 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience - 2 of 2 | 3.0 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience: The Complete Experience | 4.0 |
| Justin Vernon Hazeltons | 3.5 |
| Kacey Musgraves Same Trailer Different Park | 4.0 |
| Kamelot The Black Halo | 4.5 |
| Kansas Leftoverture | 4.0 |
| Kansas Song for America | 4.6 |
| Kansas Vinyl Confessions | 3.0 |
| Kansas Point of Know Return | 4.5 |
| Kansas Masque | 4.0 |
| Kansas Audio-Visions | 4.0 |
| Kansas Kansas | 4.0 |
| Kansas Monolith | 3.0 |
| Kansas Drastic Measures | 1.5 |
| Kansas Power | 2.5 |
| Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 4.0 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 2.5 |
| Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak | 2.5 |
| Kashiwa Daisuke April. #02 | 4.0 |
| Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I | 4.5 |
| Katatonia Dead End Kings | 4.5 |
| A happy Noctus makes me a happy Necro :3 |
| Katatonia The Great Cold Distance | 4.0 |
| Katatonia Viva Emptiness | 4.5 |
| Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down | 5.0 |
| Katatonia Night Is the New Day | 3.5 |
| Katatonia Tonight's Decision | 3.5 |
| Katatonia Discouraged Ones | 4.0 |
| Katatonia Brave Murder Day | 4.0 |
| Katatonia Dance of December Souls | 4.0 |
| Kate Bush 50 Words for Snow | 4.0 |
| Kate Bush The Dreaming | 4.0 |
| Kate Bush Hounds of Love | 4.5 |
| Kate Bush The Kick Inside | 4.0 |
| Kate Bush The Sensual World | 4.0 |
| Kate Bush Aerial | 4.0 |
| Kate Nash Girl Talk | 4.0 |
| Kate Nash My Best Friend Is You | 3.5 |
| Kate Nash Made of Bricks | 3.5 |
| Katy Perry Prism | 3.0 |
| Katy Perry Teenage Dream | 2.3 |
| Katy Perry One of the Boys | 2.0 |
| Kelly Clarkson Thankful | 2.5 |
| Kelly Clarkson My December | 4.0 |
| Kelly Clarkson Breakaway | 4.5 |
| Kelly Clarkson All I Ever Wanted | 3.0 |
| Kelly Clarkson Stronger | 3.0 |
| Kelly Clarkson Piece by Piece | 2.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city | 4.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly | 5.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar Section.80 | 4.0 |
| Kenji Otsuki Only You | 4.0 |
| Kenny G Miracles | 1.5 |
| Kenny G Duotones | 1.5 |
| Kenny G Breathless | 1.5 |
| Kesha Animal | 2.0 |
| Kesha Warrior | 2.5 |
| Kesha Cannibal | 2.5 |
| Kevin Max The Imposter | 4.5 |
| Kevin Max Stereotype Be | 4.5 |
| Khallice The Journey | 4.0 |
| Kid Rock Devil Without a Cause | 3.0 |
| Kimbra Vows | 4.0 |
| King 810 Proem | 0.5 |
| This is worse than godawful... it's satan-awful |
| King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic | 3.5 |
| Larks' Tongues in Ass Dick!!! |
| King Crimson Red | 4.7 |
| King Crimson Starless and Bible Black | 3.5 |
| King Crimson Discipline | 4.0 |
| King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 4.5 |
| King Crimson The Power to Believe | 4.0 |
| King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon | 4.0 |
| King Crimson Islands | 2.5 |
| King Crimson Lizard | 4.0 |
| King Crimson Beat | 3.5 |
| King Crimson Three of a Perfect Pair | 3.5 |
| King Crimson The ConstruKction of Light | 2.0 |
| King Crimson THRAK | 4.0 |
| King's X Gretchen Goes to Nebraska | 4.5 |
| King's X Dogman | 4.0 |
| King's X Faith, Hope, Love | 4.0 |
| Kitaro Full Moon Story | 4.5 |
| Kitaro The Light of the Spirit | 4.0 |
| Kitaro Astral Voyage | 4.0 |
| Kitaro In Person | 4.5 |
| Kitaro Tunhuang | 4.0 |
| Kitaro Dream | 4.0 |
| Ko Otani Shadow of the Colossus: Roar of the Earth | 4.5 |
| Korn Korn | 4.5 |
| Korn Life Is Peachy | 3.5 |
| Korn Follow the Leader | 3.5 |
| Korn The Path of Totality | 1.5 |
| Korn + dubstep = PopKorn |
| Korn The Paradigm Shift | 3.0 |
| Korn Untouchables | 2.5 |
| Korn Issues | 3.0 |
| Korn Untitled | 2.0 |
| Kreator Coma of Souls | 4.0 |
| Kreator Pleasure to Kill | 5.0 |
| Kreator Endless Pain | 4.5 |
| Kreator Extreme Aggression | 4.0 |
| Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Nandacollection | 4.0 |
| Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Revolution | 4.5 |
| Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Candy Candy | 4.0 |
| Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pikapika Fantajin | 4.0 |
| Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley | 4.5 |
| Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun | 4.5 |
| L7 Smell the Magic | 4.5 |
| L7 Bricks Are Heavy | 4.5 |
| L7 L7 | 4.0 |
| L7 Hungry for Stink | 4.5 |
| L7 The Beauty Process: Triple Platinum | 3.5 |
| L7 Slap-Happy | 2.5 |
| L7 Live Omaha To Osaka | 4.0 |
| Lacuna Coil Unleashed Memories | 3.5 |
| Lacuna Coil Broken Crown Halo | 2.4 |
| Lady Gaga The Fame | 4.0 |
| Lady Gaga The Fame Monster | 3.5 |
| Lady Gaga Born This Way | 2.3 |
| Lady Gaga Artpop | 3.0 |
More like Shitpop!!!
Am I original yet??? |
| Lana Del Rey Born to Die | 4.2 |
| Lana Del Rey Paradise | 3.5 |
| Lana Del Rey Lana Del Ray a.k.a Lizzy Grant | 3.0 |
| Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey | 3.0 |
| Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence | 4.3 |
| Lana Del Rey Norman Fucking Rockwell! | 4.5 |
| Lapalux Amnioverse | 4.5 |
| Laura Stevenson Wheel | 4.5 |
| Lauryn Hill MTV Unplugged No. 2.0 | 1.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV | 4.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti | 3.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy | 3.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Presence | 3.0 |
| Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door | 3.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Coda | 2.5 |
| Led Zeppelin How the West Was Won | 4.0 |
| Leonard Cohen Songs of Leonard Cohen | 4.0 |
| Leonard Cohen Songs of Love and Hate | 4.5 |
| Lightning Bolt Lightning Bolt | 4.5 |
| I love this shit, gonna review it soon m/ |
| Lightning Bolt Ride The Skies | 4.0 |
| Lightning Bolt Wonderful Rainbow | 4.0 |
| Lightning Bolt Hypermagic Mountain | 4.0 |
| Lightning Bolt Earthly Delights | 3.5 |
| Lil B 05 Fuck Em | 2.0 |
| I know this will probably get lost in the soundoffs, but when Im home alone I like to go out in my garden and cover myself in dirt and pretend im a carrot. |
| Lil B Ultimate Bitch | 1.0 |
| Lily Chou-Chou Breathe | 4.0 |
| I can't believe no one has rated this yet. Beautiful stuff |
| Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water | 2.5 |
| Rolling could either mean driving a car, rolling a cigarette, making some bread, falling down a hill, trying to put yourself out when your on fire or playing zelda on the n64. |
| Limp Bizkit Significant Other | 3.5 |
| Limp Bizkit Results May Vary | 1.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra | 3.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all | 2.5 |
| Limp Bizkit The Unquestionable Truth - Part I | 3.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Greatest Hitz | 3.0 |
| Linda Perhacs Parallelograms | 4.5 |
| Lindsey Buckingham Out of the Cradle | 4.0 |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Meteora | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight | 2.0 |
| Linkin Park A Thousand Suns | 2.0 |
| Linkin Park Living Things | 2.5 |
| Linkin Park Recharged | 1.5 |
| Linkin Park The Hunting Party | 3.5 |
| Linking Park is Back with bang! Be ready to be Hunted! |
| Loathe I Let It In And It Took Everything | 4.0 |
| Lorde Pure Heroine | 4.3 |
| This rules. Fuck da haterz |
| Lost Horizon A Flame to the Ground Beneath | 4.5 |
| Lostprophets The Betrayed | 2.5 |
| Lou Reed Metal Machine Music | 4.0 |
| Lou Reed Transformer | 4.0 |
| Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu | 2.0 |
| Lucy Dacus 2019 | 3.5 |
| Lucy Dacus Historian | 4.5 |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125 | 4.5 |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67 | 4.5 |
| M.I.A. Kala | 4.5 |
| M.I.A. Matangi | 4.0 |
| M.I.A. Arular | 3.5 |
| M.I.A. Maya | 3.0 |
| Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe | 3.5 |
| Macklemore and Ryan Lewis VS. | 3.5 |
| Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist | 3.5 |
| Macy Gray On How Life Is | 4.0 |
| Macy Gray The Id | 3.5 |
| Macy Gray Big | 3.0 |
| Macy Gray The Sellout | 3.0 |
| Madonna Madonna | 4.0 |
| Madonna Like a Virgin | 3.5 |
| Madonna True Blue | 4.0 |
| Madonna Like a Prayer | 4.0 |
| Madonna Ray of Light | 4.5 |
| Madvillain Madvillainy | 4.5 |
| Make Them Suffer Neverbloom | 4.0 |
| Man Is The Bastard Thoughtless | 4.0 |
| Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible | 5.0 |
| Mariah Carey Daydream | 4.0 |
| Mariah Carey Butterfly | 3.5 |
| Mariah Carey Mariah Carey | 3.5 |
| Marillion Script for a Jester's Tear | 4.5 |
| Marissa Nadler July | 4.0 |
| Marissa Nadler Little Hells | 4.0 |
| Maroon 5 Songs About Jane | 3.5 |
| Maroon 5 It Won't Be Soon Before Long | 3.0 |
| Maroon 5 Hands All Over | 2.5 |
| Maroon 5 Overexposed | 1.5 |
| Overexposed to shit-ass songwriting, sure |
| Maroon 5 The B-Side Collection | 3.0 |
| Marvin Gaye What's Going On | 4.5 |
| Marvin Gaye Here, My Dear | 4.5 |
| Masashi Hamauzu Final Fantasy XIII: Original Soundtrack | 4.5 |
| Massive Attack Mezzanine | 4.0 |
| Massive Attack Blue Lines | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Blood Mountain | 3.0 |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Leviathan | 4.0 |
| Matthew and the Atlas To the North | 4.0 |
| Matthew and the Atlas Kingdom of Your Own | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 4.5 |
| Megadeth Th1rt3en | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Super Collider | 2.0 |
| Megadeth Endgame | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace | 4.5 |
| Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good! | 4.0 |
| Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What! | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Cryptic Writings | 3.0 |
| Megadeth Risk | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Youthanasia | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Countdown to Extinction | 3.5 |
| Melvins Stoner Witch | 4.0 |
| Melvins Gluey Porch Treatments | 4.0 |
| Melvins Houdini | 4.0 |
| Melvins Bullhead | 4.5 |
| Melvins Stag | 4.0 |
| Melvins Lysol | 4.0 |
| Melvins Ozma | 3.5 |
| Men Without Hats Rhythm of Youth | 3.0 |
| Meshuggah obZen | 2.0 |
I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. Album I really
hate = this. Woe is me and all others tortured by this album. I certainly can't bring myself
to enjoy this album. Don't give me this album. This album shouldn't be any Christmas present
of mine. I'd like to burn this album. This album brings me to tears with its sheer presence.
I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album.
Worst album ever?
Prob |
| Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve | 4.5 |
| Meshuggah Chaosphere | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Koloss | 3.5 |
| Fade's legacy lives on. |
| Meshuggah I | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse | 3.8 |
| Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree | 3.0 |
| Meshuggah Nothing | 3.5 |
| Meshuggah None | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Alive | 4.0 |
| Metallica Metal Up Your Ass | 4.0 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 4.5 |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning | 4.5 |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All | 4.5 |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All | 4.5 |
| Metallica Metallica | 3.5 |
| Metallica Load | 3.5 |
| Metallica Reload | 2.0 |
Gimme fo gimme fi
Gimme DA BA JA BA SAAAAAAAAAA |
| Metallica St. Anger | 2.5 |
| Metallica Death Magnetic | 4.0 |
| Metallica Beyond Magnetic | 3.5 |
| Metallica Through the Never | 2.8 |
| I wonder who got paid to spend five seconds putting together this masterpiece of a live album... o wait |
| Michael Jackson Music & Me | 3.0 |
| Michael Jackson Thriller | 4.7 |
| Michael Jackson Off the Wall | 4.5 |
| Michael Jackson Bad | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Ben | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Invincible | 3.0 |
| Michael Jackson Got to Be There | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Dangerous | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Forever Michael | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Xscape | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Michael | 2.0 |
| Michael Jackson The Essential Michael Jackson | 4.0 |
| Michael Jackson HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Number Ones | 4.0 |
| Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells | 4.0 |
| Mike Oldfield Ommadawn | 4.0 |
| Mike Posner 31 Minutes To Takeoff | 2.5 |
| Miles Davis In a Silent Way | 4.5 |
| Miles Davis Kind of Blue | 4.5 |
| Miles Davis Bitches Brew | 4.5 |
| Miles Davis Jack Johnson | 4.0 |
| Miley Cyrus Bangerz | 2.0 |
My goal is not to wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate because I was
forced to listen to Miley's bloody aural rape in my teens. |
| Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed | 1.5 |
| Miley Cyrus Breakout | 1.5 |
| Miley Cyrus The Time of Our Lives | 1.5 |
| Miranda Lambert Revolution | 3.3 |
| Missy Elliott Supa Dupa Fly | 4.0 |
| Momoiro Clover Z Battle and Romance | 4.0 |
| Momoiro Clover Z 5th Dimension | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Formulas Fatal to the Flesh | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Altars of Madness | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus | 2.0 |
| Morbid Angel Covenant | 4.5 |
| Morbid Angel Heretic | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Abominations of Desolation | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Domination | 3.8 |
| Morbid Angel Gateways to Annihilation | 3.5 |
| Morbid Saint Spectrum of Death | 4.5 |
| Morning Musume 3rd Love Paradise | 4.0 |
| Morning Musume No. 5 | 4.0 |
| Mortification Post Momentary Affliction | 4.0 |
| Mortification Scrolls of the Megilloth | 4.5 |
| Mortification Mortification | 4.0 |
| Mother Love Bone Apple | 4.0 |
| Motionless in White Creatures | 3.0 |
| Motionless in White Infamous | 2.5 |
| Mr. Bungle Disco Volante | 4.8 |
| Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle | 4.5 |
| Mr. Bungle California | 4.5 |
| Mudhoney Mudhoney | 4.0 |
| Mudhoney My Brother The Cow | 4.0 |
| Mudhoney Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge | 4.0 |
| Mudvayne Lost and Found | 3.5 |
| Mudvayne L.D. 50 | 4.0 |
| Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come | 3.5 |
| Muse The 2nd Law | 1.0 |
| Muse The Resistance | 1.5 |
| Muse Black Holes & Revelations | 2.0 |
| Muse Absolution | 4.0 |
| Muse Origin of Symmetry | 3.0 |
| Muse Showbiz | 2.0 |
| Musk Ox Woodfall | 4.5 |
| Musk Ox Musk Ox | 4.0 |
| My Bloody Valentine Loveless | 4.5 |
| N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton | 4.5 |
| Naglfar Sheol | 4.0 |
| Naglfar Pariah | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death Scum | 3.5 |
| Nas Illmatic | 5.0 |
| Nas Nastradamus | 2.0 |
| Nas I Am... | 2.5 |
| Nas It Was Written | 4.0 |
| Nas Untitled | 3.5 |
| Nas STILLmatic | 4.0 |
| Nas God's Son | 4.0 |
| Nas Life Is Good | 4.0 |
| Nas Hip Hop Is Dead | 3.5 |
| Nas Street's Disciple | 3.0 |
| Natalie Prass The Future and the Past | 4.5 |
| Ne Obliviscaris Citadel | 4.5 |
| Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I | 4.5 |
| Ne-Yo Non-Fiction | 3.0 |
| Ne-Yo Year of the Gentleman | 3.5 |
| Ne-Yo Libra Scale | 3.0 |
| Ne-Yo R.E.D. | 2.5 |
| Necrophagist Epitaph | 4.0 |
| Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction | 4.8 |
| Necrophagist's masterpiece. It might sound like wankery to some, but I argue that it works perfectly in the context of the music. Most of the time, the "wank" fits right in with the music rather than sounding out of place or showoff-ish. Plus, the compositions are just wonderful. Brutal death metal mixes with elements of tech death, neoclassical, and progressive metal... all with a beautifully melancholic edge that brings out a level of emotion that most technical death metal acts would sacrifice for technique. For instance, "To Breathe in a Casket" gives the listener a genuine feeling of paranoia and overall fear that relates to its titular subject matter, and "Mutilate the Stillborn" fits its own title with one of the most brutal tunes on the entire thing. Overall, Onset of Putrefaction is a death metal and progressive metal masterpiece |
| Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction (Re-issue) | 4.5 |
| Necrophagist Requiems of Festered Gore | 2.5 |
| Necrophagist Necrophagist | 3.5 |
| Nervosa Victim of Yourself | 2.5 |
| Neuraxis Imagery | 3.0 |
| Neuraxis Trilateral Progression | 4.0 |
| Neuraxis Truth Beyond... | 3.5 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 3.0 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island | 3.0 |
| Nevermore Enemies Of Reality | 4.0 |
| Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black | 4.5 |
| Nevermore This Godless Endeavor | 4.0 |
| Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy | 3.5 |
| Nevermore The Politics of Ecstasy | 4.0 |
| Nevermore Nevermore | 3.5 |
| Nevermore Dead Heart In A Dead World | 4.0 |
| New York Dolls New York Dolls | 4.0 |
| Nick Drake Five Leaves Left | 5.0 |
| Nick Drake Pink Moon | 4.5 |
| Nick Drake Bryter Layter | 4.5 |
| Nick Drake Way to Blue: An Introduction to Nick Drake | 4.0 |
| Nickelback Curb | 3.0 |
| Nickelback Here and Now | 1.5 |
| Nickelback Silver Side Up | 3.5 |
| Nickelback All the Right Reasons | 3.0 |
| Nickelback Dark Horse | 1.5 |
| Nickelback The State | 2.5 |
| Nickelback The Long Road | 2.5 |
| Nickelback The Best of Nickelback Volume 1 | 1.0 |
| Nickelback Hesher | 1.0 |
| Nickelback No Fixed Address | 2.0 |
| Nicki Minaj The Pinkprint | 3.5 |
| Nile Annihilation of the Wicked | 4.5 |
| Nile In Their Darkened Shrines | 4.0 |
| Nile Ithyphallic | 2.5 |
| Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest | 3.5 |
| Nirvana Live at Reading | 4.0 |
| Nirvana Bleach | 4.0 |
| Nirvana In Utero | 4.5 |
| Nirvana Nevermind | 4.2 |
| Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York (DVD) | 4.5 |
| Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York | 4.5 |
| Nirvana Nevermind (Deluxe Edition) | 4.0 |
| Nirvana Bleach (Deluxe Edition) | 4.0 |
| Nirvana Hormoaning | 3.5 |
| Nirvana Blew | 4.0 |
| Nitro O.F.R. | 4.0 |
| No-Man Schoolyard Ghosts | 4.5 |
| Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VII: Original Soundtrack | 4.5 |
| Norah Jones Featuring Norah Jones | 3.5 |
| Norah Jones Little Broken Hearts | 4.5 |
| Norah Jones Come Away with Me | 4.0 |
| Norah Jones Not Too Late | 2.5 |
| Norah Jones Feels Like Home | 4.0 |
| Norah Jones The Fall | 3.5 |
| Nostalgia Critic The Wall | 1.0 |
| Ntjam Rosie The One | 4.5 |
| Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory? | 3.0 |
| Oasis Definitely Maybe | 2.5 |
| Oasis Be Here Now | 2.5 |
| Oasis Standing on the Shoulder of Giants | 2.0 |
| Oasis Heathen Chemistry | 2.0 |
| Oasis Don't Believe the Truth | 2.0 |
| Oasis Dig Out Your Soul | 2.0 |
| Obituary Cause of Death | 4.5 |
| Obituary Slowly We Rot | 4.0 |
| Oceano Incisions | 1.0 |
| Oceano Contagion | 1.5 |
| Oceano Depths | 1.5 |
| October Falls The Womb of Primordial Nature | 4.0 |
| October Falls Marras | 4.0 |
| Odious Mortem Devouring the Prophecy | 3.5 |
| Odious Mortem Synesthesia | 4.0 |
| Oingo Boingo Dead Man's Party | 4.0 |
| Oingo Boingo Only a Lad | 4.5 |
| Oingo Boingo Nothing to Fear | 4.5 |
| Oingo Boingo Good for Your Soul | 4.0 |
| Oingo Boingo Boingo | 4.5 |
| Oingo Boingo Dark At the End of the Tunnel | 3.5 |
| Oingo Boingo Boi-ngo | 3.5 |
| Oingo Boingo So-Lo | 3.5 |
| Ol' Dirty Bastard Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version | 4.5 |
| Ol' Dirty Bastard A Son Unique | 4.0 |
| Om Pilgrimage | 4.0 |
| One Direction Take Me Home | 2.0 |
| Best part of this page is Vermicide's name |
| OneRepublic Native | 3.5 |
| OneRepublic Waking Up | 3.0 |
| OneRepublic Dreaming Out Loud | 3.0 |
| oOoOO Without Your Love | 3.5 |
| Opeth Deliverance | 2.0 |
| Opeth Still Life | 3.6 |
| Opeth Heritage | 4.0 |
| Opeth Watershed | 4.5 |
| Opeth Ghost Reveries | 4.0 |
| Opeth Blackwater Park | 4.5 |
| Opeth Morningrise | 4.0 |
| Opeth Orchid | 4.4 |
| Opeth Damnation | 3.2 |
| Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse | 4.0 |
| Opeth Pale Communion | 3.4 |
| The flowers of Opeth Mapplethorpe |
| Opeth In Cauda Venenum | 4.0 |
| insult insult insult insult insult insult *Opeth* insult insult insult insult insult insult negative criticism |
| Orthrelm 2nd 18/04 & Norildivoth Crallos-Lomrixth Urthiln | 3.5 |
| Orthrelm OV | 4.0 |
| Overkill The Electric Age | 4.5 |
| Overkill Ironbound | 4.0 |
| Overkill The Years of Decay | 4.5 |
| Overkill Horrorscope | 4.5 |
| Overkill Taking Over | 4.0 |
| Overkill Feel the Fire | 4.0 |
| Overkill White Devil Armory | 4.0 |
| Overkill Under the Influence | 4.0 |
| Overkill I Hear Black | 3.5 |
| Overkill ReliXIV | 3.5 |
| Owl City Ocean Eyes | 2.0 |
| P.O.D. Fundamental Elements of Southtown | 4.0 |
| Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out | 1.0 |
| Pantera Cowboys from Hell | 4.7 |
| Pantera Metal Magic | 2.0 |
| Pantera Projects in the Jungle | 2.0 |
| Pantera Vulgar Display of Power | 4.0 |
| Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill | 4.5 |
| Pantera Power Metal | 3.5 |
| Pantera Far Beyond Driven | 3.5 |
| Pantera Reinventing the Steel | 3.5 |
| Pantera I Am the Night | 2.0 |
| Paramore Paramore | 4.0 |
| Paramore Riot! | 4.5 |
| Paramore Brand New Eyes | 4.5 |
| Paramore All We Know Is Falling | 4.0 |
| Paramore After Laughter | 4.0 |
| Patti Smith Horses | 4.5 |
| Patti Smith Radio Ethiopia | 4.0 |
| Pearl Jam Vs. | 4.0 |
| Pearl Jam Lightning Bolt | 4.0 |
| Pearl Jam Ten | 4.5 |
| Pearl Jam Vitalogy | 3.5 |
| Pearl Jam No Code | 3.5 |
| Pearl Jam Yield | 3.5 |
| Pearl Jam Backspacer | 3.0 |
| Pearl Jam Riot Act | 3.0 |
| Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal | 1.5 |
| "when the vocalist isnt gurgling cum the guitars come forward and djent jun jdinf doiningig ri mean thats all they do"rCouldn't have stated it better myself |
| Periphery Periphery | 2.0 |
| Periphery Clear | 2.5 |
| Periphery Periphery (Instrumental) | 3.0 |
| Pestilence Consuming Impulse | 4.5 |
| Pestilence Testimony of the Ancients | 4.0 |
| Pestilence Malleus Maleficarum | 4.0 |
| Pete Seeger Dangerous Songs!? | 3.5 |
| Pete Seeger American Industrial Ballads | 4.0 |
| Phantogram Voices | 4.2 |
| Phantogram Eyelid Movies | 4.0 |
| Pharoah Sanders Karma | 4.5 |
| Pharrell Williams G I R L | 3.5 |
| Pharrell Williams In My Mind | 3.0 |
| Phil Keaggy The Master and the Musician | 4.5 |
| Phil Keaggy The Wind and the Wheat | 4.5 |
| Phoebe Bridgers Stranger in the Alps | 4.5 |
| Phoebe Bridgers Punisher | 4.5 |
| Pinegrove Marigold | 4.0 |
| Pink M!ssundaztood | 3.0 |
| Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here | 5.0 |
| Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon | 4.5 |
| Pink Floyd The Division Bell | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd The Final Cut | 2.0 |
| Pink Floyd Animals | 4.5 |
| Pink Floyd The Wall | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd Meddle | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason | 1.5 |
| Pink Floyd Obscured by Clouds | 3.0 |
| Pink Floyd More | 3.0 |
| Pink Floyd Ummagumma | 3.0 |
| Pinkly Smooth Unfortunate Snort | 4.0 |
| Pitbull Planet Pit | 1.5 |
Me not working hard?
Yea right picture that with a kodak
And better yet, go to times square
Take a picture of me with a kodak |
| Pitbull Rebelution | 1.0 |
| Pitbull's like I'm sort of a person's senses intertwine. In the corner in terms of vocal range and dizzy and I want to be |
| PJ Harvey Rid of Me | 4.5 |
| Porcupine Tree On the Sunday of Life | 3.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Signify | 4.5 |
| Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair | 3.0 |
| Porcupine Tree In Absentia | 4.5 |
| Porcupine Tree The Incident | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Deadwing | 4.5 |
| Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet | 4.5 |
| Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree We Lost the Skyline | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Nil Recurring | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Moonloop | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Staircase Infinities | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Anesthetize | 4.5 |
| Porcupine Tree Warszawa | 4.0 |
| Portal (Cynic) Portal | 4.0 |
| Portishead Dummy | 4.5 |
| Portishead Portishead | 4.0 |
| Possessed Seven Churches | 4.5 |
| Possessed Beyond the Gates | 3.5 |
| Powerglove Total Pwnage | 4.0 |
| Powerglove Metal Kombat for the Mortal Man | 4.0 |
| Powerglove Saturday Morning Apocalypse | 4.0 |
| Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese | 4.0 |
| Primus Pork Soda | 4.0 |
| Primus Frizzle Fry | 4.5 |
| Primus Primus and The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble | 4.0 |
| Primus Tales from the Punchbowl | 4.5 |
| Primus The Brown Album | 3.5 |
| Primus Antipop | 3.5 |
| Primus Green Naugahyde | 3.5 |
| Prince Purple Rain | 4.5 |
| Prince 1999 | 4.5 |
| Prince Sign o' the Times | 4.5 |
| Prince Controversy | 4.0 |
| Prince LOtUSFLOW3R | 3.0 |
| Prince Dirty Mind | 4.0 |
| Prince Prince | 3.5 |
| Prince Lovesexy | 3.5 |
| Prince The Black Album | 3.5 |
| Prince Batman | 3.0 |
| Prince Parade | 4.0 |
| Prince The Very Best of Prince | 4.0 |
| Psychostick We Couldn't Think of a Title | 4.5 |
| Psychostick Space Vampires vs. Zombie Dinosaurs in 3 | 4.0 |
| Psychostick Sandwich | 3.0 |
| Psychostick The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride | 4.0 |
| Psychostick IV: Revenge of the Vengeance | 4.0 |
| Quasi Featuring "Birds" | 4.7 |
| One of the most underrated pop/rock records of all time, simple as that. |
| Queen News of the World | 4.0 |
| Queen Innuendo | 4.5 |
| Queen The Game | 4.0 |
| Queen A Day at the Races | 4.5 |
| Queen Hot Space | 3.0 |
| Queen The Works | 2.5 |
| Queen A Kind of Magic | 3.5 |
| Queen The Miracle | 4.0 |
| Queen Made in Heaven | 4.5 |
| Queen A Night at the Opera | 5.0 |
| Queen Flash Gordon | 2.0 |
| Queen Jazz | 4.0 |
| Queen Queen II | 4.5 |
| Queen Sheer Heart Attack | 4.0 |
| Queen Queen | 4.0 |
| Queen Queen's First E.P. | 2.5 |
| Queen Live Killers | 4.0 |
| Queen Live at Wembley '86 | 4.5 |
| Queen Queen Rock Montreal | 4.5 |
| Queen Queen Rocks | 4.0 |
| Queen Queen on Fire: Live at the Bowl | 4.0 |
| Queen Live at Wembley Stadium | 4.5 |
| Queen Live Magic | 3.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris | 3.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf | 4.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork | 4.0 |
| THE QUEENS HAVE RETURNED, NIQQAZ |
| Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze | 4.0 |
| Queensryche Frequency Unknown (Tate's Queensryche) | 1.0 |
| Queensryche The Warning | 4.5 |
| Queensryche Empire | 2.5 |
| Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime | 4.7 |
| Queensryche Queensryche | 4.5 |
| Queensryche Promised Land | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Rage for Order | 4.0 |
| Queensryche Hear in the Now Frontier | 2.5 |
| Queensryche American Soldier | 3.0 |
| Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime II | 2.5 |
| Queensryche Tribe | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Q2K | 2.0 |
| Queensryche Queensryche EP | 4.0 |
| Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos | 0.5 |
| R.I.P. Queensryche 1981-2011 |
| R.E.M. Automatic for the People | 4.5 |
| R.E.M. Out of Time | 3.0 |
| R.E.M. Murmur | 4.5 |
| R.E.M. Reckoning | 4.0 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 4.5 |
| Radiohead Kid A | 4.5 |
| Radiohead The King of Limbs | 3.5 |
| Radiohead Pablo Honey | 3.0 |
| Radiohead The Bends | 4.0 |
| Radiohead Amnesiac | 2.5 |
| Rainbow Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow | 4.0 |
| Rainbow Rising | 4.5 |
| Raise Hell Holy Target | 4.0 |
| Ramones Ramones | 4.5 |
| Rapeman Two Nuns and a Pack Mule | 4.0 |
| Rapsody The Idea Of Beautiful | 4.5 |
| Ratt Out of the Cellar | 4.0 |
| Ratt Invasion of Your Privacy | 4.0 |
| Razor Violent Restitution | 4.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way | 4.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik | 4.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley | 2.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You | 2.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication | 3.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium | 2.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk | 4.5 |
| Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come | 4.5 |
| Regina Spektor 11:11 | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor Far | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor Songs | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor What We Saw from the Cheap Seats | 4.5 |
| Regina Spektor Begin To Hope | 4.7 |
| Regina Spektor Soviet Kitsch | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor Begin To Hope EP | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor Live in London | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor Mary Ann Meets the Gravediggers | 4.0 |
| Renaissance A Song for All Seasons | 4.5 |
| Renaissance Ashes Are Burning | 4.5 |
| Renaissance Scheherazade and Other Stories | 4.5 |
| Renaissance Novella | 4.0 |
| Repulsion Horrified | 4.0 |
| Right Said Fred Up | 4.0 |
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that? |
| Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness | 4.0 |
| Rise To Remain City of Vultures | 4.0 |
| Robin Thicke Blurred Lines | 1.0 |
| Robin Thicke Sex Therapy | 2.0 |
| Robin Thicke Paula | 3.0 |
| Robyn Hitchcock Eye | 4.5 |
| Ruins Tzomborgha | 4.0 |
| Ruins Mandala 2000 | 4.0 |
| Rush Clockwork Angels | 4.5 |
oh hai KILL
this is the pinnacle of the artsy fartsy |
| Rush Snakes & Arrows | 3.5 |
| Rush Vapor Trails | 3.5 |
| Rush Test for Echo | 3.0 |
| Rush Counterparts | 4.0 |
| Rush Roll the Bones | 4.0 |
| Rush Presto | 3.0 |
| Rush Hold Your Fire | 3.0 |
| Rush Power Windows | 4.0 |
| Rush Grace Under Pressure | 4.5 |
| Rush Signals | 4.0 |
| Rush Fly by Night | 4.0 |
| Rush Permanent Waves | 4.5 |
| Rush A Farewell to Kings | 4.5 |
| Rush Moving Pictures | 4.5 |
| Rush Caress of Steel | 3.5 |
| Rush Rush | 3.5 |
| Rush Hemispheres | 5.0 |
| Rush Vapor Trails Remixed | 4.0 |
| Rush Rush in Rio | 4.5 |
| Rush Feedback | 3.5 |
| Rush 2112 | 3.5 |
| Sadist Sadist | 4.0 |
| Sadist Lego | 2.5 |
| Sadist Above the Light | 4.0 |
| Sadist Tribe | 4.5 |
| Sadist Season in Silence | 3.5 |
| Sadist Crust | 4.0 |
| Sadus Illusions | 4.5 |
| Sadus Swallowed in Black | 4.0 |
| Sakura Gakuin Nendo 2010 ~Message~ | 3.5 |
| Sakura Gakuin Nendo 2011 ~Friends~ | 3.5 |
| Salem (US) King Night | 4.0 |
| Savatage The Dungeons are Calling | 3.5 |
| Savatage Fight for the Rock | 1.5 |
| Savatage Sirens | 4.5 |
| Savatage Hall of the Mountain King | 3.5 |
| Savatage The Wake of Magellan | 4.5 |
| Savatage Streets: A Rock Opera | 4.0 |
| Savatage Edge of Thorns | 4.0 |
| Savatage Gutter Ballet | 4.0 |
| Screaming Trees Dust | 4.0 |
| Screaming Trees Sweet Oblivion | 4.0 |
| Seal Seal | 4.5 |
| Seal Seal II | 4.5 |
| Seal Commitment | 3.0 |
| Seal Human Being | 4.0 |
| Seal Best 1991-2004 | 4.5 |
| Selena Amor Prohibido | 4.5 |
| Selena Gomez When the Sun Goes Down | 2.5 |
| Selena Gomez Kiss & Tell | 2.0 |
| Semisonic Feeling Strangely Fine | 5.0 |
| Shadow Gallery Room V | 4.5 |
| Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts | 4.0 |
| Shadow Gallery Tyranny | 4.0 |
| Shadow Of Intent Melancholy | 4.0 |
| Shadow of the Colossus End Game | 3.0 |
| Shadow of the Colossus Shadow of the Colossus | 3.5 |
| Shakira Shakira. | 4.0 |
| Dood you rated this higher than Symbolic what the fuck is wrong with you yadda yadda etc |
| Shakira She Wolf | 3.0 |
| Shakira Oral Fixation Vol. 2 | 3.5 |
| Shakira Sale El Sol | 3.5 |
| Shakira Fijacion Oral Vol. 1 | 4.0 |
| Shakira Grandes Exitos | 3.5 |
| Shakira ¿Dónde Están los Ladrones? | 4.0 |
| Shakira Pies Descalzos | 3.7 |
| She and Him Volume One | 4.0 |
| She and Him Volume Two | 3.5 |
| Shellac At Action Park | 4.0 |
| Shellac 1000 Hurts | 4.0 |
| Shiina Ringo Shouso Strip | 5.0 |
| Objectively the best album ever made. If you disagree, you're wrong :D |
| Shiina Ringo Muzai Moratorium | 4.5 |
| Fantastic stuff |
| Shiina Ringo Kalk Samen Kuri no Hana | 4.5 |
| Shiina Ringo Heisei Fuuzoku | 4.0 |
| Shiina Ringo Sanmon Gossip | 4.5 |
| Shiina Ringo Gyakuyunyū: Kōwankyoku | 4.0 |
| Sia Colour the Small One | 4.0 |
| Sia Some People Have Real Problems | 3.5 |
| Sigrid Sucker Punch | 4.0 |
| Silverchair Frogstomp | 3.5 |
| Simon and Garfunkel Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme | 4.5 |
| Simon and Garfunkel Bridge Over Troubled Water | 4.5 |
| Simon and Garfunkel Sounds of Silence | 4.5 |
| Simon and Garfunkel Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M. | 3.5 |
| Simon and Garfunkel Bookends | 4.0 |
| Simon Says (SWE) Tardigrade | 3.5 |
| Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls | 1.5 |
| Simple Plan Still Not Getting Any... | 1.0 |
| Sinead O'Connor The Lion And The Cobra | 4.5 |
| Sinead O'Connor I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got | 4.0 |
| Sinead O'Connor How About I Be Me (And You Be You)? | 4.0 |
| Sinead O'Connor Universal Mother | 3.5 |
| Sir Lord Baltimore Kingdom Come | 4.5 |
| Skillet Comatose | 4.0 |
| Skillet Collide | 4.0 |
| Skillet Hey You, I Love Your Soul | 2.0 |
| Skillet Rise | 2.5 |
| Skillet Awake | 2.5 |
| Skillet Alien Youth | 3.5 |
| Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites | 2.0 |
| It sounds like androids fucking. I mean, I'm a pretty open-minded guy and I'd be down to try and fuck a robot, but I don't believe Sonny represents this act very well... not that I'd know... |
| Skrillex Bangarang | 2.0 |
| Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites | 2.5 |
| Skrillex Make It Bun Dem After Hours | 1.0 |
| Slayer Reign in Blood | 4.5 |
| Slayer Hell Awaits | 4.7 |
| Slayer Show No Mercy | 4.5 |
| Slayer South of Heaven | 3.0 |
| Slayer Seasons in the Abyss | 3.5 |
| Slayer Divine Intervention | 3.0 |
| Slayer World Painted Blood | 2.5 |
| Slayer God Hates Us All | 2.5 |
| Slayer Diabolus in Musica | 2.5 |
| Slayer Christ Illusion | 3.5 |
| Slayer Undisputed Attitude | 3.0 |
| Sleater-Kinney Sleater-Kinney | 4.0 |
| Sleater-Kinney Call the Doctor | 4.0 |
| Slint Spiderland | 4.0 |
| Slipknot All Hope Is Gone | 4.0 |
| Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat. | 3.5 |
| Slipknot Slipknot | 4.0 |
| Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses | 3.5 |
| Slipknot Iowa | 4.0 |
| Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter | 2.5 |
| Slipknot We Are Not Your Kind | 3.5 |
| Snow White's Poison Bite Dr. Gruesome And The Gruesome Gory Horror Show | 1.5 |
| So-Cal Rocket Dynamics Too Bad She Won't Live | 4.0 |
| Sonata Arctica Ecliptica | 4.0 |
| Sonic Youth Sister | 4.0 |
| Sonic Youth Daydream Nation | 4.5 |
| Sonicflood Sonicflood | 3.5 |
| Sonny Rollins Saxophone Colossus | 4.5 |
| Soundgarden Ultramega OK | 3.5 |
| Soundgarden Louder Than Love | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Superunknown | 4.5 |
| Soundgarden Badmotorfinger | 4.5 |
| Soundgarden King Animal | 3.5 |
| Soundgarden Down on the Upside | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Telephantasm | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden A-Sides | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Screaming Life | 3.5 |
| Soundgarden Echo of Miles: Scattered Tracks Across the Path | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Fopp | 3.0 |
| Soundtrack (Disney) The Hunchback of Notre Dame | 4.7 |
| Soundtrack (Disney) Mulan | 4.3 |
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT THE HUNS... "HUAH!!!" |
| Soundtrack (Disney) Frozen: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack | 3.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Kill Bill Vol. 2 Original Soundtrack | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Spider-Man | 2.5 |
| Soundtrack (Television) The Legend of Korra: Book One | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Jade Cocoon | 4.8 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Mega Man X5 | 4.5 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) MegaMan Legends | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Sonic R Original Soundtrack | 4.5 |
| Spermswamp Extreme Cream | 4.0 |
| One of pornogrind's great masterpieces |
| Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe | 4.5 |
| Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space | 4.5 |
| Splendora In the Grass | 4.5 |
| St. Vincent St. Vincent | 4.3 |
| Staind Break The Cycle | 4.0 |
| Staind Staind | 4.0 |
| Staind Tormented | 4.0 |
| Staind Dysfunction | 3.5 |
| Starcastle Starcastle | 4.5 |
| Steel Panther All You Can Eat | 4.7 |
| Oh hellyeah, can't wait m/ |
| Steel Panther Feel the Steel | 4.5 |
| Steel Panther Balls Out | 4.0 |
| Steel Panther Hole Patrol | 3.5 |
| Steppenwolf Steppenwolf | 4.0 |
| Steppenwolf The Second | 4.0 |
| Steve Perry Street Talk | 4.0 |
| Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories) | 4.0 |
| Steven Wilson Grace for Drowning | 4.0 |
| Steven Wilson Insurgentes | 3.5 |
| Steven Wilson Hand. Cannot. Erase. | 4.5 |
| Steven Wilson To the Bone | 4.0 |
| Stevie Nicks Bella Donna | 4.0 |
| Stevie Nicks The Wild Heart | 4.0 |
| Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life | 4.5 |
| Stevie Wonder Innervisions | 4.5 |
| Stevie Wonder Fulfillingness' First Finale | 4.0 |
| Stone Sour Stone Sour | 4.0 |
| Stone Sour Come What(ever) May | 3.5 |
| Stone Temple Pilots No. 4 | 3.0 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Thank You | 4.0 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop | 3.5 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Core | 4.0 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Purple | 4.0 |
| Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion | 4.0 |
| Strapping Young Lad City | 4.5 |
| Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing | 3.0 |
| Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad | 4.0 |
| Strapping Young Lad Alien | 4.5 |
| Strapping Young Lad The New Black | 4.0 |
| Stratovarius Dreamspace | 4.5 |
| Stratovarius Visions | 4.5 |
| Stratovarius Episode | 4.0 |
| STRFKR Starfucker | 4.0 |
| Styx Kilroy Was Here | 2.5 |
| Styx The Serpent Is Rising | 2.5 |
| Styx Crystal Ball | 4.0 |
| Styx The Grand Illusion | 4.0 |
| Styx Equinox | 3.5 |
| Styx Come Sail Away - The Styx Anthology | 4.0 |
| Styx Pieces of Eight | 3.5 |
| Sufjan Stevens Illinois | 4.2 |
| Sufjan Stevens Michigan | 4.0 |
| Suicide Silence The Black Crown | 2.2 |
| Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed | 3.0 |
| Suicide Silence The Cleansing | 3.2 |
| RIP Mitch, you are missed. 1 like = 1 motorcycle |
| Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me | 3.5 |
| Sun Ra Space is the Place | 4.5 |
| Sun Ra Super-Sonic Jazz | 4.5 |
| Sunn O))) ØØ Void | 3.0 |
| Sunn O))) Black One | 4.0 |
| Supercell Today is a Beautiful Day | 4.3 |
| Supergrass I Should Coco | 4.5 |
| Supergrass In It for the Money | 4.0 |
| Survivor Eye of the Tiger | 3.5 |
| Survivor Vital Signs | 3.5 |
| Swans Filth | 4.0 |
| Swans To Be Kind | 2.0 |
Such album
Much swans
So hyperbole
Wow
But will there be riffs of truth??? |
| Swans The Seer | 2.5 |
| Swans Love of Life | 4.0 |
| Switched Subject to Change | 2.0 |
| Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy | 4.5 |
| Symphony X The Odyssey | 4.0 |
| Symphony X Iconoclast | 3.5 |
| Symphony X Paradise Lost | 4.0 |
| Symphony X V: The New Mythology Suite | 3.5 |
| Symphony X Twilight in Olympus | 4.0 |
| Symphony X Symphony X | 3.0 |
| Symphony X The Damnation Game | 3.5 |
| TAD God's Balls | 4.0 |
| TAD Inhaler | 4.0 |
| Tal Wilkenfeld Love Remains | 5.0 |
| Tal Wilkenfeld Transformation | 4.0 |
| Taylor Swift Speak Now World Tour | 3.0 |
| Taylor Swift 1989 | 4.0 |
| 100% verified that toomanyxsinmyname has toomanyxsinhisname |
| Taylor Swift Red | 3.5 |
| Well Omaha, I guess you called fucking dibs this time... bastard >:[ |
| Taylor Swift Speak Now | 3.8 |
| Taylor Swift Fearless | 3.5 |
| Taylor Swift Taylor Swift | 3.0 |
| Taylor Swift Beautiful Eyes | 3.0 |
| Taylor Swift Lover | 4.0 |
| Taylor Swift Folklore | 4.0 |
| Taylor Swift Reputation | 2.5 |
| Tear Out The Heart Dead, Everywhere | 3.5 |
| Tegan and Sara Hey, I'm Just Like You | 4.0 |
| Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog | 4.5 |
| The Agonist Prisoners | 4.0 |
| The Beach Boys Pet Sounds | 5.0 |
| The Beatles Please Please Me | 3.5 |
| The Beatles With the Beatles | 3.5 |
| The Beatles A Hard Day's Night | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Beatles for Sale | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Yellow Submarine | 2.5 |
| The Beatles Help! | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Rubber Soul | 4.7 |
| The Beatles Revolver | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour | 2.5 |
| The Beatles The Beatles | 3.0 |
| The Beatles Abbey Road | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Let It Be | 3.5 |
| The Big Moon Walking Like We Do | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate | 3.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack | 4.5 |
| How horny the carnifex in is the best yet the black dahlia murder and whitechapel when it comes to war I n heart attack |
| The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies) | 2.0 |
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| The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning | 1.0 |
| The Bronx The Bronx | 4.0 |
| The Bronx The Bronx (II) | 4.0 |
| The Civil Wars The Civil Wars | 4.0 |
| The Civil Wars Barton Hollow | 4.0 |
| The Civil Wars Unplugged On VH1 | 3.0 |
| The Cramps Songs the Lord Taught Us | 4.5 |
| The Cramps Psychedelic Jungle | 4.5 |
| The Darkness Hot Cakes | 3.5 |
| The Darkness One Way Ticket To Hell And Back | 3.5 |
| The Darkness Permission to Land | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North | 4.5 |
| The Dear Hunter Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum | 4.0 |
| The Delicious Bread Collection Tales from the Yeast Side | 4.5 |
| This makes me so moist |
| The Delicious Bread Collection Make Love Wheat Bread | 4.0 |
| My yeast is rising |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works | 4.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity | 5.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis | 4.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine | 4.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer | 4.0 |
| The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I | 5.0 |
| The Dismemberment Plan Change | 4.5 |
| The Exploited Punks Not Dead | 4.0 |
| The Exploited Troops of Tomorrow | 4.0 |
| The Faceless Akeldama | 4.5 |
| The Faceless Autotheism | 2.0 |
| I can fit a tire inside my ass |
| The Faceless Planetary Duality | 4.0 |
| The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten | 4.0 |
| The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound | 4.5 |
| The Gits Frenching the Bully | 4.0 |
| The Gits Enter: The Conquering Chicken | 3.5 |
| The Harmaleighs She Won't Make Sense | 4.0 |
| The Hold Steady Separation Sunday | 4.0 |
| The Jackson 5 ABC | 4.0 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced | 4.7 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love | 4.5 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland | 4.5 |
| The Knife Silent Shout | 4.0 |
| The Knife Shaking the Habitual | 4.0 |
| The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium | 4.0 |
| The Moody Blues Days of Future Passed | 4.5 |
| The Moody Blues In Search of the Lost Chord | 4.0 |
| The National Trouble Will Find Me | 4.5 |
| The National Boxer | 4.0 |
| The Oh Hellos Through The Deep, Dark Valley | 4.5 |
| The Oh Hellos The Oh Hellos | 4.5 |
| The Pillows FLCL No.1: Addict | 4.0 |
| The Pogues If I Should Fall from Grace with God | 4.5 |
| The Pogues Rum Sodomy & the Lash | 4.0 |
| The Pogues Hell's Ditch | 3.5 |
| The Police Outlandos d'Amour | 4.0 |
| The Police Reggatta de Blanc | 4.0 |
| The Pretenders Pretenders | 4.5 |
| The Pretenders Pretenders II | 4.5 |
| The Reticent The Oubliette | 5.0 |
| The Shaggs Philosophy of the World | 4.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream | 4.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness | 4.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Gish | 4.0 |
| The Stone Roses The Stone Roses | 4.5 |
| The Strokes Room on Fire | 4.0 |
| The Strokes Is This It | 4.0 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt | 5.0 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now | 4.5 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave | 4.0 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth The Tallest Man on Earth | 4.0 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Sometimes The Blues Is Just A Passing Bird | 4.0 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Dark Bird Is Home | 4.5 |
| The United States of America The United States of America | 4.5 |
| The Verve Urban Hymns | 4.5 |
| The White Stripes Elephant | 4.0 |
| The White Stripes White Blood Cells | 4.0 |
| The White Stripes De Stijl | 4.0 |
| The Who Quadrophenia | 4.5 |
| The Who Who's Next | 4.5 |
| The Wildhearts Earth vs. The Wildhearts | 4.5 |
| The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation | 4.0 |
| Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures | 4.0 |
| Theory of a Deadman The Truth Is... | 1.0 |
| Theory of a Deadman Theory of a Deadman | 3.5 |
| Theory of a Deadman Scars and Souvenirs | 2.0 |
| Theory of a Deadman Gasoline | 2.5 |
| Theory of a Deadman Savages | 3.0 |
| There Will Be Fireworks The Dark, Dark Bright | 4.0 |
| There Will Be Fireworks There Will Be Fireworks | 3.5 |
| There Will Be Fireworks Because, Because | 3.5 |
| Thergothon Stream From The Heavens | 4.5 |
| Thergothon Fhtagn-nagh Yog-Sothoth | 4.0 |
| Third Eye Blind Screamer | 1.5 |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie | 3.5 |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars 30 Seconds To Mars | 3.5 |
| Thought Industry Mods Carve the Pig | 4.5 |
| Thought Industry Songs for Insects | 4.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Phenomenon | 4.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Welcome to the Masquerade | 3.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch The Flame in All of Us | 3.5 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Set It Off (Remastered) | 2.5 |
| Tijuana Sweetheart Under the Gun | 4.0 |
| Tijuana Sweetheart Trash Candy | 4.0 |
| tobyMac Momentum | 3.0 |
| tobyMac Welcome to Diverse City | 3.0 |
| Todd Terje It's Album Time | 4.0 |
| Tomoe Shinohara Super Model | 4.0 |
| Tomoe Shinohara Megaphone Speaks | 3.5 |
| Tool Lateralus | 5.0 |
| Tool Ænima | 4.0 |
| Tool Undertow | 3.5 |
| Tool 10,000 Days | 4.5 |
| Tool Fear Inoculum | 4.0 |
| Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy | 4.5 |
| I'll never go to Africa again!!! |
| Torsofuck As Semen Blends with Rot | 2.0 |
A big step backward from Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy, which has become recognized today as a
death metal classic. Plenty of the typical Torsofuck traits are present, but the whole thing
isn't assembled with as much passion or intensity. It sounds a bit tired, frankly. The
compositions are much weaker as well, not exactly living up to the standards they set. So as
of this soundoff, Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy is the band's sole stroke of genius. Hopefully
they'll
learn from the weak points of this album and create something a bit more stronger next time. |
| Torsofuck High Level Cannibalistic Violence (Demo) | 3.0 |
| Torsofuck were still evolving and developing their sound at this point; this was their first step. Their next album, Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy, would be a HUGE improvement and become known as a death metal classic. Listen to this for a glimpse of what the band used to sound like. |
| Toto Hydra | 4.5 |
| Toto Toto | 4.0 |
| Tourniquet Psycho Surgery | 4.5 |
| Tourniquet Microscopic View of a Telescopic Realm | 4.7 |
| Tourniquet Antiseptic Bloodbath | 3.5 |
| Tourniquet Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance | 4.0 |
| Tourniquet Stop the Bleeding | 4.0 |
| Tourniquet Vanishing Lessons | 3.5 |
| Tourniquet Where Moth and Rust Destroy | 3.8 |
| Tourniquet Crawl to China | 3.3 |
| Toxik Think This | 4.5 |
| Train California 37 | 1.5 |
| Why does Pat Monahan insist on comparing his love to garbage? I mean shit, give yourself a little more credit than that |
| Train Drops of Jupiter | 3.0 |
| Train Train | 3.0 |
| Trvth Black Horse Plague | 4.0 |
| Fantastic album, cap'n! Review coming tonight, and I'll be sure to give a very high mark to this thing. You deserve it =) |
| U-Men Step On A Bug | 4.0 |
| U2 War | 4.0 |
| U2 Songs of Innocence | 2.0 |
| U2 Boy | 3.5 |
| U2 All That You Can't Leave Behind | 2.0 |
| U2 The Joshua Tree | 2.5 |
| U2 Achtung Baby | 3.0 |
| UFO Phenomenon | 4.5 |
| Ulcerate Everything Is Fire | 4.5 |
| Ulver Wars of the Roses | 3.5 |
| Ulver Themes From William Blake's The Marriage of Heaven and Hell | 3.0 |
| Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler | 4.0 |
| Ulver Shadows of the Sun | 4.5 |
| Ulver Kveldssanger | 4.5 |
| Ulver Nattens Madrigal | 4.8 |
| luv. truth. this is luv, real luv, between me and fuzz. buzz. buzzing guitars and dark sounds. loud noises. buzz and fuzz I make luv to. faith. such faith I feel in fantasy and nights away from america. norway is where my luv lies, squirting like a blunderbuss, you give luv, I bring la revolucion. not like french peeps, like norwegian peeps; it was a figure of speech, alrighty? luv's back in style and ulver's in the game. proud and loud, my peeps |
| Ulver Perdition City | 3.5 |
| Ulver Blood Inside | 4.0 |
| Underoath The Changing of Times | 4.0 |
| Underoath Cries of the Past | 4.0 |
| Underoath Act of Depression | 3.5 |
| Underoath Define the Great Line | 3.5 |
| Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety | 2.0 |
| Urban Waste Urban Waste | 4.5 |
| Urban Waste Recycled | 4.0 |
| Usher Raymond v. Raymond | 3.0 |
| Usher Confessions | 3.5 |
| Usher Here I Stand | 2.5 |
| Usher Looking 4 Myself | 3.0 |
| Uyama Hiroto A Son of the Sun | 4.0 |
| Van Canto A Storm to Come | 4.0 |
| Van Halen Women and Children First | 3.5 |
| Van Halen Van Halen | 4.0 |
| Vangelis Blade Runner Soundtrack | 4.0 |
| Vektor Outer Isolation | 4.0 |
| Vektor Terminal Redux | 5.0 |
| Venom At War with Satan | 2.5 |
| Venom Welcome to Hell | 2.0 |
| Venom Black Metal | 2.0 |
| Venom The Waste Lands | 4.0 |
| Vince Guaraldi Trio A Charlie Brown Christmas | 4.5 |
| Voivod War and Pain | 3.5 |
| Voivod RRRÖÖÖAAARRR | 3.5 |
| Voivod Killing Technology | 4.5 |
| Voivod Target Earth | 4.0 |
| Voivod Phobos | 4.0 |
| Voivod Dimension Hatröss | 4.5 |
| Voivod Nothingface | 4.5 |
| Voivod The Outer Limits | 4.0 |
| Voivod Voivod | 3.0 |
| Voivod Negatron | 2.5 |
| Voivod Katorz | 3.0 |
| Voivod Infini | 3.5 |
| Voivod Angel Rat | 3.5 |
| W.A.S.P. The Headless Children | 4.5 |
| W.A.S.P. The Crimson Idol | 4.5 |
| W.A.S.P. Kill, Fuck, Die | 3.5 |
| Waking The Cadaver Beyond Cops, Beyond God | 1.0 |
| Waking The Cadaver Real-Life Death | 1.5 |
| Waking The Cadaver Demo | 1.0 |
| Waking The Cadaver Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler | 0.5 |
| Cream of the crop? More like shit of the dick. The experience is about as bad as being ass-raped by a moist gorilla while being eaten alive by a bloodthirsty gazelle. I like shredded wheat as much as anyone else, but this dumps ass on the eardrums |
| Watchtower Control and Resistance | 4.5 |
| Watchtower Energetic Disassembly | 4.0 |
| Weezer Pinkerton | 2.0 |
| Weezer Weezer | 4.5 |
| Weezer Raditude | 1.0 |
| Weezer The Red Album | 2.0 |
| Weezer Maladroit | 2.5 |
| Weezer Make Believe | 1.5 |
| Weezer The Green Album | 2.0 |
| Weezer Hurley | 2.5 |
| Whitney Houston The Bodyguard: Original Soundtrack Album | 2.5 |
| Wicked Wisdom Wicked Wisdom | 2.5 |
| Wilderun Veil of Imagination | 4.5 |
| Winds of Plague Decimate the Weak | 3.5 |
| Winds of Plague The Great Stone War | 3.5 |
| Winger Winger | 3.7 |
| Wintersun Time I | 2.5 |
| Wintersun Wintersun | 4.5 |
| Wolf The Black Flame | 4.5 |
| Wolf Ravenous | 4.0 |
| Wolf Legions of Bastards | 3.5 |
| Wolf Black Wings | 4.0 |
| Woody Guthrie Bob Dylan's Woody Guthrie Selection | 3.5 |
| Woody Guthrie Dust Bowl Ballads | 4.5 |
| Woody Guthrie Troubadour | 4.5 |
| Woody Guthrie This Land Is Your Land | 4.5 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) | 4.5 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Wu-Tang Forever | 4.0 |
| X Japan Art of Life | 5.0 |
| X Japan Dahlia | 4.5 |
| X Japan Jealousy | 4.0 |
| X Japan Vanishing Vision | 4.5 |
| X Japan Blue Blood | 4.0 |
| X Japan The World: X Japan Hatsu no Zensekai Bes | 4.5 |
| Xiu Xiu Girl with Basket of Fruit | 4.0 |
| xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah? | 4.5 |
| Yanni Chameleon Days | 4.0 |
| Yanni In My Time | 5.0 |
| This should be essential listening for anyone who's either currently a classical musician or really into modern classical music - particularly romantic-era classical music. Each composition unfolds at an exceptionally natural pace, and the vibe of the overall experience is simply beautiful. Yanni decided to break away from his band-oriented arrangements for more piano-centric miniatures that give off an intimate quality for the listener, leading to a more stripped-down record. Ultimately, this is why it works so well; you get to hear Yanni's work in a more personal light, as just one man and his piano. The album's tone definitely lends itself to feelings of personal reflection and sort of a "zen"-like state of being, but it's more than just that. The subtlety, beauty, charm, and expansive nature of each song ensures a rich and rewarding listen for anyone who enjoys softer music (or, as I said, classical music). Get this if you haven't. |
| Yanni Keys to Imagination | 4.5 |
| Yanni Dare to Dream | 4.5 |
| Yanni Truth of Touch | 4.0 |
| Yanni Optimystique | 4.5 |
| Yanni Out of Silence | 4.0 |
| Yes Heaven and Earth | 1.5 |
| Ah shit, not again :/ |
| Yes Close to the Edge | 4.0 |
| Yes Fragile | 4.0 |
| Yes 90125 | 3.5 |
| "gudledoodle" |
| Yes Big Generator | 1.5 |
| One of the most mind-blowingly awful albums in existence. If you like 80s pop, don't listen. If you like prog music, this will make you bareback a gorilla while tearing your hair out. If you like Yes, well, you'll die of music poisoning. It's a real condition, trust me |
| Yes Relayer | 4.0 |
| Yes Drama | 4.0 |
| Yes Going for the One | 4.0 |
| Yes Union | 2.5 |
| Yes Tormato | 2.5 |
| Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans | 3.5 |
| Yes The Yes Album | 4.0 |
| Yes Time and a Word | 3.5 |
| Yes Yes | 3.0 |
| Your Old Droog Your Old Droog | 4.0 |
| Zombie Testicles Zombie Testicles | 3.6 |
| AOTY, no exceptions |
