| 2Pac Me Against the World | 5.0 |
| 311 311 | 3.5 |
| 6ix9ine TattleTales | 1.0 |
| AC/DC Black Ice | 2.5 |
| AC/DC Rock or Bust | 2.5 |
| AC/DC Power Up | 3.0 |
| This indubious boomer says this is a good AC/DC album. |
| AC/DC The Razors Edge | 3.5 |
| AC/DC Back In Black | 4.0 |
| Aesop Rock Spirit World Field Guide | 4.0 |
I'm a rap guy
duh |
| AFI Crash Love | 3.0 |
| Akira Yamaoka Silent Hill 3 | 4.0 |
| Akira Yamaoka Silent Hill | 4.0 |
| Akira Yamaoka Silent Hill 2 | 4.5 |
| Alice Cooper Zipper Catches Skin | 2.5 |
| Alice Cooper Constrictor | 3.0 |
| Alice Cooper Trash | 3.5 |
| Alice Cooper Welcome To My Nightmare | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Rainier Fog | 3.5 |
| Anthrax Fistful of Metal | 2.5 |
| Arcade Fire Everything Now | 2.5 |
| Arcade Fire Funeral | 4.5 |
| Sticking with a 4.5 for now. Definite 5 material, however. Will continue to spin. |
| Arctic Monkeys Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino | 3.0 |
| As Tall As Lions Lafcadio | 3.5 |
| As Tall As Lions As Tall As Lions | 4.0 |
| Atmosphere God Loves Ugly | 4.0 |
| Audioslave Revelations | 3.0 |
| Bad Meets Evil Hell: The Sequel | 3.5 |
| Basically the Best Band Ever You Wish You Were as Cool as Us | 1.0 |
| Bathory Hammerheart | 1.5 |
| Big Pun Yeeeah Baby | 2.0 |
| Billie Eilish When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? | 3.0 |
| Bjork Bjork | 2.0 |
| Bjork Volta | 3.0 |
| Bjork Utopia | 3.5 |
| Bjork Debut | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Dehumanizer | 3.5 |
| Black Veil Brides Vale | 1.5 |
| Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds | 2.0 |
| Blind Guardian Legacy of the Dark Lands | 2.0 |
| Bloc Party Hymns | 2.0 |
| Bloc Party Intimacy | 3.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Scissors | 1.0 |
| Boston Life, Love & Hope | 1.5 |
| Boston Corporate America | 2.0 |
| Brand New Your Favorite Weapon | 3.0 |
| Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans | 3.0 |
| Lots of nostalgia attached to this one. Not being too objective but *shrugs* |
| Busta Rhymes Year Of The Dragon | 2.5 |
| Busta Rhymes The Big Bang | 3.0 |
| Busta Rhymes When Disaster Strikes... | 4.0 |
| Cardi B Invasion of Privacy | 2.5 |
| Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium | 2.0 |
| Chevelle Wonder What's Next | 4.0 |
| Circa Waves Different Creatures | 3.0 |
| Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas | 4.0 |
| Corey Feldman Angelic 2 The Core | 1.0 |
| Corey Taylor CMFT | 2.5 |
| Cream Goodbye | 3.0 |
| Cream Wheels of Fire | 4.0 |
| Creed Full Circle | 2.5 |
| Creed Human Clay | 3.0 |
| Life's too short. Accept that Creed have sone great songs, pull your head out of your ass, and for the love of god, stop taking yourselves so seriously! |
| Creed Weathered | 3.0 |
| Creed My Own Prison | 3.5 |
| Daft Punk Human After All | 3.5 |
| Daft Punk Homework | 3.5 |
| Daft Punk Discovery | 4.0 |
| Daniel Licht Silent Hill: Book of Memories | 1.5 |
| Danzig Skeletons | 1.5 |
| Danzig Danzig Sings Elvis | 1.5 |
| Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky | 1.0 |
| Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger | 1.0 |
| Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon | 1.0 |
| Darkthrone Panzerfaust | 1.0 |
| Darkthrone The Underground Resistance | 2.0 |
| David Bowie Never Let Me Down | 2.0 |
| David Bowie David Bowie | 2.5 |
| David Bowie The Buddha of Suburbia | 3.0 |
| David Bowie Let's Dance | 3.5 |
| David Bowie Diamond Dogs | 4.0 |
| Deep Purple Whoosh! | 3.0 |
| Def Leppard Hysteria | 4.0 |
| Deftones Adrenaline | 2.5 |
| Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030 | 4.5 |
| Demons and Wizards III | 3.0 |
| Devin Townsend Project Transcendence | 3.5 |
| Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me | 4.5 |
| Dire Straits On Every Street | 3.0 |
| Disclosure Energy | 3.0 |
| Disturbed Evolution | 2.0 |
| Dizzee Rascal Boy In Da Corner | 3.5 |
| DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... | 5.0 |
| DMX Flesh Of My Flesh, Blood Of My Blood | 3.5 |
| DMX It's Dark and Hell Is Hot | 4.0 |
| Dokken Breaking the Chains | 3.5 |
| Dokken Back for the Attack | 3.5 |
| Dokken Under Lock and Key | 4.0 |
| Drake Scorpion | 2.0 |
| Duck Sauce Quack | 3.5 |
| Ed Sheeran No. 6 Collaborations Project | 1.5 |
| Eminem Revival | 1.5 |
| Eminem Encore | 2.5 |
| Eminem Relapse | 2.5 |
| Beautiful is way too good of a song for this album. |
| Eminem Music to Be Murdered By | 2.5 |
| Eminem Recovery | 3.0 |
| Europe The Final Countdown | 3.5 |
| Everything Everything Get to Heaven | 3.5 |
| Not entirety behind the hype for this but it's pretty decent nonetheless |
| Exodus Bonded by Blood | 2.5 |
| Only songs that stuck with me were And Then There Were None and the title track, everything else just did nothing for me. |
| Faithless Reverence | 3.5 |
| Fall Out Boy M A N I A | 1.5 |
| Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late | 1.5 |
| Fatboy Slim You've Come a Long Way, Baby | 3.5 |
| Fatboy Slim Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars | 3.5 |
| Fleetwood Mac Mirage | 3.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Rumours | 4.5 |
| Foo Fighters Concrete and Gold | 3.0 |
| Gang Starr Step in the Arena | 4.0 |
| Ghost (SWE) Prequelle | 4.0 |
| Gorillaz The Fall | 2.5 |
| Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers | 1.5 |
| Guns N' Roses The Spaghetti Incident? | 2.0 |
| Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction | 4.0 |
| Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^ | 1.0 |
| Hybrid (UK) Wide Angle | 4.5 |
| Ice Nine Kills Last Chance to Make Amends | 2.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) 8 | 2.0 |
| Interpol Antics | 3.5 |
| Interpol Our Love to Admire | 3.5 |
| Jay-Z and Linkin Park Collision Course | 3.5 |
| John Lennon Unfinished Music No.1: Two Virgins | 1.0 |
| John Lennon Unfinished Music No.2: Life with the Lions | 1.0 |
| John Lennon Wedding Album | 1.0 |
| John Mayer Continuum | 4.0 |
| Joji In Tongues | 2.5 |
| Joji BALLADS 1 | 3.0 |
| Joji Slow Dancing in the Dark | 3.5 |
| Joji Nectar | 3.5 |
| JOYRYDE Brave | 3.5 |
| Justice † | 4.0 |
| Justin Hurwitz Whiplash OST | 4.0 |
| Justin Scharvona Croc OST | 4.0 |
| Wha-hey! |
| Kaiser Chiefs Off With Their Heads | 2.5 |
| Kanye West Jesus Is King | 2.0 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 3.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar DAMN. | 3.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar Section.80 | 4.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly | 5.0 |
| Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven | 1.5 |
| Killer Mike R.A.P. Music | 4.5 |
| King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 3.0 |
| Eh |
| KISS Dynasty | 3.5 |
| KISS Destroyer | 4.0 |
| Korn The Path of Totality | 3.0 |
| Lamb Lamb | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight | 2.5 |
| What I've Done is a classic, but everything else here is Linkin Park at their weakest. |
| Linkin Park A Thousand Suns | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory | 4.0 |
| Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu | 1.0 |
| Ludvig Forssell Death Stranding | 2.5 |
| Uneventful is an adjective. Defined as "not marked by interesting or exciting events". Another reasonable definition would be Death Stranding. |
| Machine Gun Kelly Binge | 1.5 |
| Machine Gun Kelly Tickets to My Downfall | 1.5 |
| Madvillain Madvillainy | 4.5 |
| Maroon 5 Songs About Jane | 3.5 |
| Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas | 1.5 |
| Melvins Houdini | 2.5 |
| Was recommended this after showing my appreciation for Nirvana. Gave it a few spins, and although entertaining in parts, Houdini fails to be a memorable record. |
| Metallica St. Anger | 2.0 |
| Metallica Reload | 3.0 |
| Metallica Beyond Magnetic | 3.0 |
| Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct | 3.0 |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All | 3.5 |
| Metallica Load | 3.5 |
| Metallica Death Magnetic | 3.5 |
| Metallica S&M2 | 3.5 |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning | 4.0 |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All | 4.0 |
| Metallica Metallica | 4.0 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 4.5 |
| Metallica S&M | 4.5 |
| Almost every song here trumps the original version, No Leaf Clover is probably Metallica's best song, and Minus Human is criminally underrated. And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel was just a freight train comin' your way... |
| mewithoutYou A to B: Life | 3.5 |
| mewithoutYou are a band who I've been meaning to get to for a while now, and A to B: Life is a very promising start. |
| Michael Jackson Xscape | 3.0 |
| Michael Jackson HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I | 4.0 |
| Mike Shinoda Post Traumatic | 3.5 |
| Minus the Bear Planet of Ice | 4.0 |
| Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank | 3.5 |
| Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West | 4.5 |
| Morphine B-Sides and Otherwise | 3.0 |
| Motorhead Snake Bite Love | 3.0 |
| Muse Drones | 2.5 |
| Muse Simulation Theory | 3.0 |
| Simulation Theory abandons the quasi-return-to-roots approach of Drones and returns to the electronic rock stylings that Muse have tinkered with since The Resistance. Muse succeed in creating some memorable tracks worth revisiting, but there are some bumps along the way. |
| Mutato Muzika Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped | 4.0 |
| Where to begin. The VERY first game I ever played, or at least have a memory of playing and watching. The warp room (and main menu) theme is, nostalgia aside, one of the most awesome tracks in video game history, and is easily the best theme in the series. |
| Mutato Muzika Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back | 4.5 |
| Napalm Death Scum | 1.5 |
| Nas Nastradamus | 2.0 |
| Nas I Am... | 3.0 |
| Nas It Was Written | 4.0 |
| Nas Illmatic | 5.0 |
| Nick Drake Pink Moon | 5.0 |
| Nostalgia Critic The Wall | 1.0 |
| Nothing But Thieves Nothing But Thieves | 4.0 |
| Nujabes Modal Soul | 4.5 |
| Onision Onision | 1.0 |
| Onision Bipolar | 1.0 |
| Orianthi Believe | 3.0 |
| Pavement Brighten the Corners | 4.0 |
| Pink The Truth About Love | 3.0 |
| Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason | 2.0 |
| Poppy Music to Scream To | 1.0 |
| Primus Primus and The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble | 2.0 |
| Primus The Desaturating Seven | 2.5 |
| Queen Flash Gordon | 2.0 |
| Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos | 1.5 |
| Radiohead Pablo Honey | 2.5 |
| Radiohead Kid A | 4.0 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 4.5 |
| Raekwon Fly International Luxurious Art | 2.5 |
| Rage Against the Machine Renegades | 3.5 |
| Rainbow Down To Earth | 3.0 |
| Rainbow Long Live Rock 'n' Roll | 4.0 |
| Rainbow Rising | 4.5 |
| Man, Tarot Woman and Stargazer are two of the best rock songs of all time. Everything else here is solid. |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute | 3.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers The Getaway | 3.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way | 4.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication | 4.0 |
| Robert Miles Dreamland | 3.5 |
| Rozalla Everybody's Free | 3.0 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels | 4.0 |
| Rush Presto | 3.0 |
| Rush Roll the Bones | 3.5 |
| Rush Grace Under Pressure | 4.0 |
| Savage Garden Affirmation | 3.5 |
| Savage Garden Savage Garden | 4.0 |
| Scooter Jumping All Over The World | 3.5 |
| Scorpions Eye II Eye | 2.0 |
| Scorpions Lonesome Crow | 3.0 |
| Scorpions Crazy World | 4.0 |
| Serj Tankian Elect the Dead | 3.5 |
| Serj Tankian Elect The Dead Symphony | 4.0 |
| SL2 On A Ragga Tip | 3.5 |
| SL2 DJ's Take Control | 3.5 |
| Sonic Youth Rather Ripped | 3.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Alvin and The Chipmunks | 2.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) South Park (Original Soundtrack) | 4.0 |
| As a standalone soundtrack this is a 4. The movie is a definite 5, however. |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) God of War | 3.5 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Resident Evil 2 | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Bloodborne (Original Soundtrack) | 4.5 |
| One of the best games of all time with a near perfect soundtrack to boot. |
| Steel Panther Heavy Metal Rules | 2.5 |
| Steel Panther Feel the Steel | 3.5 |
| Steel Panther Balls Out | 3.5 |
| Stewart Copeland Spyro: Year of the Dragon OST | 4.0 |
| One of my favourite games. So many good memories playing this as a kid, and now with Reignited. Fireworks Factory is just otherworldly. |
| Styx The Serpent Is Rising | 2.0 |
| Sublime Sublime | 4.0 |
| Sum 41 All Killer No Filler | 3.5 |
| System of a Down Protect The Land/Genocidal Humanoidz | 2.5 |
| Genocidal Humanoidz is the better track here. A blast beat in a SOAD song? Certainly unexpected. Edit: The effect of Genocidal Humanoidz is really wearing off and this is generally rather underwhelming. Maybe a new SOAD album shouldn't happen after all. |
| Taylor Swift Reputation | 3.0 |
| Tears for Fears The Hurting | 4.0 |
| Tesla Mechanical Resonance | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Yellow Submarine | 2.5 |
| The Beatles The Beatles | 4.0 |
| The Chemical Brothers We Are the Night | 3.0 |
| The Chemical Brothers No Geography | 3.5 |
| The Chemical Brothers Dig Your Own Hole | 4.0 |
| The Chemical Brothers Surrender | 4.0 |
| The Chemical Brothers Exit Planet Dust | 4.0 |
| The Cranberries Bury the Hatchet | 3.5 |
| The Cribs The Cribs | 3.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North | 3.5 |
| The Dear Hunter Migrant | 3.5 |
| The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading | 4.5 |
| The Kooks Listen | 2.0 |
| The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium | 3.5 |
| The National The National | 3.0 |
| The National Trouble Will Find Me | 4.0 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death | 4.0 |
| The Police Ghost in the Machine | 3.5 |
| The Police Synchronicity | 4.0 |
| The Prodigy The Day Is My Enemy | 3.0 |
| The Prodigy No Tourists | 3.0 |
| The Prodigy Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned | 3.5 |
| The Prodigy Invaders Must Die | 3.5 |
| The Prodigy The Fat of the Land | 4.0 |
| The Shins Oh, Inverted World | 4.0 |
| The Smiths Meat Is Murder | 4.0 |
| The Smiths The Queen Is Dead | 5.0 |
| The Strokes Comedown Machine | 3.0 |
| The Strokes Room on Fire | 3.5 |
| The Sugarcubes Life's Too Good | 3.5 |
| The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan | 3.5 |
| The White Stripes Elephant | 4.0 |
| Three 6 Mafia Mystic Stylez | 4.5 |
| Thrice Identity Crisis | 2.5 |
| Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere | 3.5 |
| Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Damn The Torpedoes | 4.0 |
| Toto Toto IV | 3.5 |
| Trapt Shadow Work | 1.5 |
| Tremonti A Dying Machine | 3.0 |
| Twenty One Pilots Blurryface | 3.5 |
| Tyler, the Creator Cherry Bomb | 2.5 |
| UB40 Labour of Love | 3.5 |
| Underworld dubnobasswithmyheadman | 4.5 |
| Van Halen Van Halen | 4.0 |
| Venom Black Metal | 1.5 |
| This could very easily be a 1. It deserves a 1, even. Legitimately some of the worst shit I've ever had the displeasure of listening to. |
| Venom Welcome to Hell | 1.5 |
| Venom Storm The Gates | 1.5 |
| Waterparks FANDOM | 2.0 |
| Whitesnake Whitesnake | 4.0 |
| Wiley Treddin' on Thin Ice | 3.5 |
| Winger Winger | 3.5 |
| Wiz Khalifa Blacc Hollywood | 2.0 |
| Wolfmother Cosmic Egg | 3.0 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Once Upon a Time in Shaolin | 1.0 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Wu-Tang Forever | 4.0 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) | 5.0 |
| YUNGBLUD 21st Century Liability | 2.0 |
| ZZ Top Eliminator | 4.0 |
