| '68 In Humor and Sadness | 4.0 |
| *shels Plains Of The Purple Buffalo | 4.5 |
| 3OH!3 Streets of Gold | 1.0 |
| 3OH!3 Omens | 1.0 |
| 3OH!3 3OH!3 | 1.5 |
| 3OH!3 Want | 2.0 |
| A Day To Remember Homesick | 2.0 |
| A Day To Remember What Separates Me from You | 2.5 |
| A Day To Remember Common Courtesy | 3.0 |
| A Slow Descent Encased in Ice and Sealed in Snow | 3.5 |
| A Slow Descent Utopias | 4.0 |
| A Slow Descent Secrets of a Melting Moon | 4.0 |
| Fuck y'all and your "3.5" ratings. Also, IT'S ON, BIG NIG. |
| A Slow Descent Sorry, We're Closed | 4.0 |
| A Slow Descent/Sensory Deprivation Split | 4.0 |
| Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties We Don't Have Each Other | 4.5 |
| Abandon All Ships Infamous | 1.0 |
| Abominable Putridity In the End of Human Existence | 1.5 |
| Abominable Putridity The Anomalies of Artificial Origin | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Blow Up Your Video | 2.0 |
| AC/DC Fly On The Wall | 2.0 |
| AC/DC Black Ice | 2.0 |
| AC/DC Ballbreaker | 2.5 |
| AC/DC Stiff Upper Lip | 2.5 |
| AC/DC Flick Of The Switch | 2.5 |
| AC/DC The Razors Edge | 3.0 |
| AC/DC For Those About To Rock We Salute You | 3.0 |
| AC/DC Powerage | 3.5 |
| AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Let There Be Rock | 4.0 |
| AC/DC High Voltage | 4.0 |
| AC/DC Highway To Hell | 4.5 |
| AC/DC Back In Black | 4.5 |
| Accept Blind Rage | 4.0 |
| Acres Solace | 4.0 |
| AES Dana Pollen | 4.5 |
| Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues | 4.0 |
| Agalloch The Mantle | 5.0 |
| Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain | 5.0 |
| Alcest Shelter | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Alice in Chains | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Facelift | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue | 4.5 |
| Alice in Chains Dirt | 5.0 |
| All Shall Perish This Is Where It Ends | 3.5 |
| All Shall Perish The Price of Existence | 4.0 |
| All Shall Perish Awaken the Dreamers | 4.5 |
| All That Remains The Order of Things | 1.0 |
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL |
| All That Remains A War You Cannot Win | 1.5 |
| All That Remains Behind Silence and Solitude | 2.0 |
| All That Remains ...For We Are Many | 2.0 |
| All That Remains Overcome | 2.5 |
| All That Remains This Darkened Heart | 4.0 |
| All That Remains The Fall of Ideals | 4.5 |
| Alter Bridge Fortress | 4.0 |
| Alvvays Alvvays | 4.0 |
| Amon Amarth The Avenger | 2.5 |
| Amon Amarth Fate of Norns | 3.0 |
| Amon Amarth The Crusher | 3.0 |
| Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall | 3.0 |
| Amon Amarth Versus the World | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Surtur Rising | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God | 4.0 |
| Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side | 4.5 |
| Amon Tobin Chaos Theory - Splinter Cell 3 Soundtrack | 3.5 |
| Amorphis Tales from the Thousand Lakes | 4.0 |
| Amorphis Skyforger | 4.0 |
| Amorphis Circle | 4.0 |
| Amorphis Under the Red Cloud | 4.0 |
| Amorphis Silent Waters | 5.0 |
| Anal Cunt Top 40 Hits | 3.0 |
| Anal Cunt Everyone Should Be Killed | 3.0 |
| Anal Cunt 40 More Reasons To Hate Us | 3.5 |
| Anal Cunt Picnic of Love | 4.0 |
| Anberlin Lowborn | 4.0 |
| Andrew W. Gold Fool's Gold | 3.5 |
| Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion | 4.5 |
| Aphex Twin Computer Controlled Acoustic Instruments Pt 2 | 3.5 |
| Aphex Twin Come to Daddy | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin ...I Care Because You Do | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Windowlicker | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Drukqs | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album | 4.5 |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II | 4.5 |
| Aphex Twin Syro | 4.5 |
Syromania, Syro City, Syro Ball, Syro Plane, Syro Compass, Auto Syro, Syro Scope, Syro Frequency,
Syro Magnetic, Syro Stabilizer, Syro Stat |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92 | 5.0 |
| IDM defined. Definitely up there as one of the greatest ambient electronic albums of all time. |
| Arcade Fire Reflektor | 3.5 |
| Arcade Fire Neon Bible | 4.0 |
| Arcade Fire The Suburbs | 4.0 |
| Arcade Fire Funeral | 5.0 |
| Arctic Monkeys AM | 3.5 |
| Ariana Grande My Everything | 2.5 |
| As Blood Runs Black Ground Zero | 1.5 |
| As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse | 3.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security | 3.5 |
| As I Lay Dying Awakened | 3.5 |
| As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise | 4.5 |
| ASC Heights Of Perception | 3.0 |
| ASC Nothing Is Certain | 3.5 |
| ASC Open Spaces | 4.0 |
| ASC Out Of Sync | 4.0 |
| ASC Imagine The Future | 4.0 |
| ASC Machine Love | 4.5 |
| ASC The Astral Traveller | 5.0 |
| Ash Koosha GUUD | 3.5 |
| Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream | 2.0 |
| Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless | 2.5 |
| Better than their debut, but that isn't saying much. |
| Asking Alexandria From Death to Destiny | 2.5 |
| Asking Alexandria The Black | 2.5 |
| Aspherium The Fall of Therenia | 4.0 |
| At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours | 3.0 |
| At the Gates With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness | 3.5 |
| At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul | 4.5 |
| At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease | 4.5 |
| Atheist Elements | 3.5 |
| Atheist Jupiter | 4.0 |
| Atheist Piece of Time | 4.5 |
| Atheist Unquestionable Presence | 5.0 |
| Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly | 1.0 |
| Attack Attack! Attack Attack! | 2.0 |
| Attack Attack! This Means War | 2.5 |
| Attila About That Life | 1.5 |
| August Burns Red Leveler | 3.0 |
| August Burns Red Messengers | 4.0 |
| August Burns Red Constellations | 4.0 |
| August Burns Red Rescue & Restore | 4.0 |
| Austrian Death Machine Triple Brutal | 3.0 |
| It's not too bad of an album, but seriously, fuck Tim Lambesis. |
| Autechre LP5 | 4.0 |
| Autechre Tri Repetae | 4.5 |
| Autopsy Acts of the Unspeakable | 2.5 |
| Autopsy Shitfun | 3.0 |
| Autopsy Macabre Eternal | 4.0 |
| Autopsy Tourniquets, Hacksaws and Graves | 4.0 |
Another solid outing from the masters of sludgy death metal. Seriously. These guys have pumped out two albums
in only about 10 months, both of which were excellent additions to their discography. Keep up the good work,
gentlemen. |
| Autopsy Severed Survival | 4.5 |
| Autopsy The Headless Ritual | 4.5 |
| Autopsy Mental Funeral | 5.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King | 2.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet | 2.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold | 2.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare | 2.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil | 3.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen | 3.5 |
| Azealia Banks Broke With Expensive Taste | 4.0 |
| BABYMETAL BABYMETAL | 3.0 |
| BADBADNOTGOOD III | 4.0 |
| Bane Don't Wait Up | 4.0 |
| Banks The Altar | 3.5 |
| Banks Goddess | 4.5 |
| bansheebeat Techo Deluxe | 3.5 |
| bansheebeat Lumine | 4.0 |
| Baring Teeth Ghost Chorus Among Old Ruins | 4.0 |
| Baroness Yellow and Green | 3.5 |
| Baroness Red Album | 4.0 |
| Baroness Blue Record | 4.5 |
| Bathory Octagon | 1.0 |
| Bathory Requiem | 1.5 |
| Bathory Blood on Ice | 3.5 |
| Bathory Nordland II | 3.5 |
| Bathory Bathory | 4.0 |
| Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark | 4.5 |
| Bathory Hammerheart | 4.5 |
| Bathory Blood Fire Death | 5.0 |
| The album that turned Bathory into a Viking metal band. When they went from sounding evil to sounding epic. |
| Beach Slang Cheap Thrills On A Dead End Street | 3.5 |
| Bear in Heaven I Love You, It's Cool | 3.0 |
| Bear in Heaven Time Is Over One Day Old | 3.0 |
| Bear in Heaven Beast Rest Forth Mouth | 3.5 |
| Beats Antique Collide | 4.0 |
| Beats Antique A Thousand Faces - Act I | 4.0 |
| Beats Antique A Thousand Faces - Act II | 4.0 |
| Behemoth Demigod | 4.5 |
| Behemoth The Satanist | 4.5 |
| Ben Frost V A R I A N T | 3.5 |
| Ben Frost By the Throat | 4.0 |
| Ben Frost A U R O R A | 4.5 |
| Ambient AOTY. Period. Best tracks are Sola Fide, Secant, Nolan, and Flex. |
| Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus | 4.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect | 4.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence | 4.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me Alaska | 4.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors | 4.5 |
| Big Noble First Light | 3.0 |
| Birds in Row Personal War | 3.5 |
| Bjork Homogenic | 5.0 |
| Black Crown Initiate Selves We Cannot Forgive | 3.5 |
| Black Flag What The... | 1.0 |
| Black Flag My War | 4.0 |
| Black Flag Damaged | 4.5 |
| Black Milk If There's A Hell Below | 4.0 |
| Black Monolith Passenger | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Forbidden | 1.0 |
| Black Sabbath Tyr | 1.5 |
| Black Sabbath Born Again | 2.0 |
| Black Sabbath Seventh Star | 2.0 |
| Black Sabbath Never Say Die! | 2.5 |
| Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy | 2.5 |
| Black Sabbath Cross Purposes | 2.5 |
| Black Sabbath The Eternal Idol | 3.0 |
| Black Sabbath Headless Cross | 3.5 |
| Black Sabbath Reunion | 3.5 |
| Black Sabbath 13 | 3.5 |
| Black Sabbath Vol. 4 | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Sabotage | 4.0 |
| Similarly to Morbid Angel's "Formulas Fatal To The Flesh", this was a criminally underrated album in a band's discography that completely went past my radar until several people proved me otherwise. Solid album, even if it can't quite match classic era Sabbath. |
| Black Sabbath Mob Rules | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Dehumanizer | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | 4.5 |
| Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell | 4.5 |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid | 5.0 |
| Black Sabbath Master of Reality | 5.0 |
| Black Sabbath Black Sabbath | 5.0 |
| One of the greatest debuts ever, setting the stage for the first and one of the best metal acts ever. |
| Black Tongue Born Hanged | 1.5 |
| Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds | 1.0 |
| Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire | 1.5 |
| Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine | 2.0 |
| Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth | 4.5 |
| Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side | 4.5 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor EPIC | 1.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution | 1.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Bad Blood | 2.0 |
| Bloodbath The Fathomless Mastery | 3.0 |
| Bloodbath Grand Morbid Funeral | 3.0 |
| Bloodbath Resurrection Through Carnage | 3.5 |
| Bloodbath Nightmares Made Flesh | 4.0 |
| Blu Good To Be Home | 4.0 |
| Boards of Canada Geogaddi | 4.5 |
| Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children | 5.0 |
| Bon Iver Blood Bank | 4.0 |
| Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver | 4.5 |
| Bon Iver 22, A Million | 4.5 |
| Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago | 5.0 |
| Bonobo Days To Come | 4.0 |
| Bonobo Black Sands Remixed | 4.5 |
| Bonobo The North Borders | 4.5 |
| Bonobo Black Sands | 5.0 |
| Boots AQUARIA | 3.5 |
| Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive | 2.5 |
| Born of Osiris A Higher Place | 3.0 |
| Born of Osiris The Discovery | 4.0 |
| Brand New Your Favorite Weapon | 3.5 |
| Brand New Daisy | 4.5 |
| Brand New Deja Entendu | 5.0 |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me | 5.0 |
| Brant Bjork Black Power Flower | 4.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings | 1.5 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season | 2.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It... | 3.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal | 3.5 |
| brokeNCYDE The Broken | 1.0 |
| brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It! | 1.0 |
| Bruce Springsteen Born in the U.S.A. | 4.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J. | 4.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen Nebraska | 4.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Shuffle | 4.5 |
| Bruce Springsteen Born to Run | 5.0 |
| Bruce Springsteen Darkness on the Edge of Town | 5.0 |
| Bruno Mars 24K Magic | 3.5 |
| Buckcherry Fuck | 1.0 |
| Shitty riffs, shitty lyrics, shitty production, and just the shitty attitude of this culminates in it being crowned the worst album of the year. And that means these guys beat out King 810 and Black Tongue. Wow. |
| Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper | 1.5 |
| Burial Distant Lights | 3.5 |
| Burial Ghost Hardware | 4.0 |
| Burial South London Boroughs | 4.0 |
| Burial Street Halo | 4.0 |
| Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper | 4.0 |
| Burial Rival Dealer | 4.0 |
| Burial Burial | 4.5 |
| Burial Kindred | 4.5 |
| Burial Untrue | 5.0 |
| Candlemass Ancient Dreams | 4.0 |
| Candlemass Nightfall | 4.5 |
| Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus | 5.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed | 1.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst | 2.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide | 2.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth | 3.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Vile | 3.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Kill | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Torture | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain | 4.0 |
| Capture Til Death | 1.0 |
| Capture Live Life | 2.0 |
| Capture Reign of Terror | 2.0 |
| Carcass Swansong | 2.5 |
| Carcass Reek of Putrefaction | 3.0 |
| Carcass Surgical Remission/Surplus Steel | 3.5 |
This
At War With Reality
50 feet of shit
Siren Charms |
| Carcass Symphonies of Sickness | 4.0 |
| Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious | 4.5 |
| Carcass Heartwork | 5.0 |
| Carcass Surgical Steel | 5.0 |
| One of the greatest reunion albums ever, second only to Colored Sands. |
| Caribou Start Breaking My Heart (as Manitoba) | 3.5 |
| Caribou Andorra | 4.0 |
| Caribou Swim | 4.0 |
| Caribou Our Love | 4.0 |
| Carice Van Houten See You on the Ice | 4.0 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion: Side B | 3.5 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion | 4.0 |
| Carnifex The Diseased and Poisoned | 2.0 |
| Carnifex Dead in My Arms | 2.5 |
| Carnifex Hell Chose Me | 3.0 |
| Carnifex Until I Feel Nothing | 4.0 |
| Carnifex Die Without Hope | 4.0 |
| Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool | 4.5 |
| Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity | 4.5 |
| Causa Sui Euporie Tide | 4.0 |
| Celtic Frost Cold Lake | 1.0 |
| Celtic Frost Morbid Tales | 4.0 |
| Celtic Frost To Mega Therion | 4.0 |
| Celtic Frost Monotheist | 4.5 |
| Charlatan Local Agent | 3.5 |
| Childish Gambino Because the Internet | 3.0 |
| Children of Bodom Blooddrunk | 1.5 |
| Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever | 1.5 |
| Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet? | 3.5 |
| Children of Bodom Halo of Blood | 3.5 |
| Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll | 4.0 |
| Children of Bodom Something Wild | 4.0 |
| Children of Bodom Hatebreeder | 4.5 |
| Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper | 5.0 |
| Circa Survive Descensus | 4.5 |
| Cities Aviv Your Discretion Is Trust | 3.5 |
| Clay Wilson The Bunker New York 002 | 3.5 |
| clipping. dba118 | 3.5 |
| clipping. Midcity | 3.5 |
| clipping. CLPPNG | 4.0 |
| Cock and Ball Torture Sadochismo | 1.0 |
| Complete Freedom Inner Thoughts | 3.5 |
| Complete Freedom Approaching | 4.0 |
| Complete Freedom Episode 1: Exude | 4.0 |
| 2014, and Cap still hasn't named an album "Trvth Be Told". |
| Converge No Heroes | 3.5 |
| Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky | 4.0 |
| Converge When Forever Comes Crashing | 4.0 |
| Converge You Fail Me | 4.5 |
| Converge Axe to Fall | 4.5 |
| Converge Jane Doe | 5.0 |
| Converge All We Love We Leave Behind | 5.0 |
| Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits | 1.0 |
| Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents More Crazy Hits | 1.0 |
| Crazy Frog Everybody Dance Now | 1.5 |
| Crosses Crosses | 3.5 |
| Crown the Empire The Fallout | 2.0 |
| Cryptopsy The Unspoken King | 2.5 |
| Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh | 4.0 |
| Cryptopsy None So Vile | 5.0 |
| Cult Leader Lightless Walk | 4.0 |
| Cult of Luna and Julie Christmas Mariner | 4.0 |
| CunninLynguists Strange Journey Vol. 3 | 3.5 |
| CunninLynguists A Piece Of Strange | 4.5 |
| CunninLynguists Oneirology | 4.5 |
| Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us | 3.0 |
| Cynic Traced in Air | 4.0 |
| Cynic Focus | 4.5 |
| D'Angelo Black Messiah | 4.5 |
| Daft Punk Homework | 3.5 |
| Daft Punk Random Access Memories | 3.5 |
| Daft Punk Discovery | 4.0 |
| Damascus When Last We Met | 4.0 |
| Damien Rice My Favourite Faded Fantasy | 4.5 |
| Eric is a fuckboy. |
| Danny Brown The Hybrid | 3.5 |
| Danny Brown XXX | 4.5 |
| Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition | 4.5 |
| Danny Brown Old | 5.0 |
| Dark Fortress Eidolon | 3.5 |
| Dark Fortress Venereal Dawn | 3.5 |
| Dark Fortress Ylem | 4.0 |
| Dark Tranquillity Construct | 4.0 |
| Dark Tranquillity Character | 4.5 |
| Dark Tranquillity Fiction | 4.5 |
| Dark Tranquillity The Gallery | 5.0 |
| Darkspace Dark Space III I | 4.5 |
| Darkthrone Goatlord | 2.0 |
| Darkthrone Total Death | 3.0 |
| Darkthrone Soulside Journey | 3.0 |
| Darkthrone Panzerfaust | 3.5 |
| Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger | 4.0 |
| Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon | 4.5 |
| Darkthrone The Underground Resistance | 4.5 |
| Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky | 5.0 |
| Darren Korb Bastion OST | 4.0 |
| Darthy Mann I Hate It When My Internet Icon On My... | 1.0 |
| David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars | 5.0 |
| David Bowie Blackstar | 5.0 |
| David Guetta Nothing but the Beat | 1.0 |
| Deacon The Villain Peace or Power | 3.5 |
| Dead Congregation Promulgation of the Fall | 4.5 |
| Deafheaven Sunbather | 4.5 |
| Dean Blunt Black Metal | 4.0 |
| Death Scream Bloody Gore | 4.0 |
| Death Spiritual Healing | 4.0 |
| Death Leprosy | 4.5 |
| Death Individual Thought Patterns | 4.5 |
| Death The Sound of Perseverance | 5.0 |
| Death's farewell album to the fans, combining all of their signature styles and ideas from over the years along with some experiments to create a fantastic final LP. R.I.P. Chuck Schuldiner 1967-2001 |
| Death Symbolic | 5.0 |
| Death Human | 5.0 |
| The beginning of a new image and sound for the greatest death metal band of all time. |
| Death Grips Fashion Week | 3.0 |
| Death Grips Government Plates | 3.5 |
| Death Grips Exmilitary | 4.0 |
| Death Grips No Love Deep Web | 4.0 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon | 4.0 |
| Death Grips Bottomless Pit | 4.0 |
| Death Grips The Money Store | 4.5 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death | 4.5 |
The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible
creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him
are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of
constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind's abilities. It restrains us and holds our
minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something
greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond
one's self, known as "transcendence", is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves
that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this
quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming
consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative
barriers are destroyed. |
| Decapitated Blood Mantra | 2.5 |
| Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis | 3.5 |
| Decapitated Carnival Is Forever | 3.5 |
| Decapitated Winds of Creation | 4.0 |
| Decapitated Nihility | 4.0 |
| Deep Purple Machine Head | 5.0 |
| Def Leppard Hysteria | 4.0 |
| Defeated Sanity Psalms of the Moribund | 3.0 |
| Defeated Sanity Prelude to the Tragedy | 3.5 |
| Defeated Sanity Passages Into Deformity | 4.0 |
| Defeated Sanity Chapters of Repugnance | 4.5 |
| Deicide In Torment in Hell | 1.5 |
| Deicide Insineratehymn | 2.0 |
| Deicide Till Death Do Us Part | 2.0 |
| Deicide Scars of the Crucifix | 2.5 |
| Deicide Serpents of the Light | 3.0 |
| Deicide To Hell With God | 3.0 |
| Deicide Once Upon the Cross | 3.5 |
| Deicide In the Minds of Evil | 3.5 |
| Deicide Legion | 4.0 |
| Deicide Deicide | 4.5 |
| Deicide The Stench of Redemption | 4.5 |
| Demon Hunter The World Is a Thorn | 2.0 |
| Demon Hunter Storm the Gates of Hell | 2.5 |
| Demon Hunter Demon Hunter | 3.0 |
| Demon Hunter Summer of Darkness | 3.5 |
| Demon Hunter The Triptych | 3.5 |
| Demon Hunter True Defiance | 3.5 |
| Demon Hunter Extremist | 4.0 |
| Descendents I Don't Want to Grow Up | 4.0 |
| Descendents Milo Goes to College | 5.0 |
| Design the Skyline Nevaeh | 2.5 |
| Despised Icon Day Of Mourning | 3.5 |
| Despised Icon The Ills Of Modern Man | 4.0 |
| Diamond Head Lightning to the Nations | 5.0 |
| Disma Towards the Megalith | 3.5 |
| Dismember Massive Killing Capacity | 3.0 |
| Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream | 4.5 |
| Dissection The Somberlain | 4.0 |
| Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane | 5.0 |
| DJ Rashad Double Cup | 4.0 |
| DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... | 5.0 |
| DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh | 1.0 |
| Dot Dot Curve Til the Wheels Fall Off | 1.0 |
| Dot Dot Curve I'm Still Here | 1.0 |
| Dot Dot Curve Your Ears Will Bleeping Bleed | 1.5 |
| Dot Hacker How's Your Process? (Work) | 4.0 |
| Down Down II: A Bustle in Your Hedgerow | 3.0 |
| Down Down III: Over the Under | 3.5 |
| Down Down IV - Part I | 3.5 |
| Down Down IV - Part II | 3.5 |
| Down NOLA | 4.5 |
| Down I Go You're Lucky God, That I Cannot Reach You | 4.0 |
| Dream Theater Octavarium | 3.0 |
| Dream Theater Dream Theater | 3.0 |
| Dream Theater Images and Words | 4.5 |
| Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory | 5.0 |
| Ed Sheeran x | 2.0 |
| Edge of Sanity Crimson | 5.0 |
| Efdemin Decay | 4.0 |
| El-P Cancer 4 Cure | 4.0 |
| Elbow The Take Off And Landing Of Everything | 4.0 |
| Electric Callboy Bury Me in Fucking Vegas | 1.5 |
| Electric Wizard Electric Wizard | 3.5 |
| Electric Wizard Black Masses | 3.5 |
| Electric Wizard Witchcult Today | 4.0 |
| Electric Wizard Time to Die | 4.0 |
| If somebody reviews this before me, there will be blood. |
| Electric Wizard Come My Fanatics... | 4.5 |
| Electric Wizard Dopethrone | 5.0 |
| Eluveitie Origins | 4.0 |
| Eminem Relapse | 1.5 |
| Eminem Encore | 2.0 |
| Eminem Recovery | 2.5 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2 | 3.0 |
| Eminem The Eminem Show | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Slim Shady LP | 4.5 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP | 5.0 |
| Emmure Felony | 1.0 |
| Emmure Eternal Enemies | 1.5 |
| Emmure The Respect Issue | 2.0 |
| Emmure Slave To The Game | 2.0 |
| Emmure Goodbye To The Gallows | 2.5 |
| Emmure Speaker Of The Dead | 2.5 |
| It's still boring, generic deathcore, but it's leagues better than Felony or The Respect Issue. |
| Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire... | 4.0 |
| Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk | 4.5 |
| Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse | 5.0 |
| Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) You Will Eventually Be Forgotten | 2.5 |
| Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) What It Takes to Move Forward | 4.5 |
| ENA Divided | 4.0 |
| Enshine Singularity | 3.5 |
| Enslaved Below the Lights | 4.0 |
| Enslaved Vertebrae | 4.0 |
| Enslaved In Times | 4.0 |
| Enslaved RIITIIR | 4.5 |
| Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini | 5.0 |
| Entombed Clandestine | 4.0 |
| Entombed Left Hand Path | 4.5 |
| Ephera Ongaku | 3.0 |
| Epica The Phantom Agony | 2.5 |
| Epica Requiem for the Indifferent | 2.5 |
| Epica Consign to Oblivion | 3.0 |
| Epica The Divine Conspiracy | 3.5 |
| Epica Design Your Universe | 3.5 |
| Epica The Quantum Enigma | 4.0 |
| Equilibrium Armageddon | 2.5 |
| Eterknight Ragnarok | 3.0 |
| Ethereal Shroud They Became the Falling Ash | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die Hot Damn! | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die Ex Lives | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die Low Teens | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown | 4.5 |
| Exhumed Necrocracy | 3.5 |
| Exoskeleton Plutonian Herd | 1.0 |
| Ezophagothomia Instinct of Human Devourment | 1.0 |
| Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late | 1.5 |
| Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You | 2.5 |
| Fallujah The Flesh Prevails | 4.0 |
| Farrah Abraham My Teenage Dream Ended | 1.0 |
| Fat White Family Songs for Our Mothers | 3.0 |
| Father John Misty I Love You, Honeybear | 4.0 |
| Fennesz Becs | 4.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist | 1.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1 | 1.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 2 | 1.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch War Is The Answer | 2.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Way Of The Fist | 3.0 |
| FKA Twigs LP1 | 4.0 |
| FKA Twigs M3LL155X | 4.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Rumours | 5.0 |
| Florida Georgia Line Here's to the Good Times | 1.0 |
| Flying Lotus You're Dead! | 4.5 |
| Apparently, people really like this album. Enough so to the point where both Adams gave it a 4.7. |
| Four Tet Rounds | 4.0 |
| Francis Harris Minutes of Sleep | 4.0 |
| Frank Ocean Blonde | 4.0 |
| Freddie Gibbs Shadow of a Doubt | 4.0 |
| Fucked Up Glass Boys | 4.0 |
| Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing | 3.5 |
| Fugazi Repeater | 4.5 |
| Fugazi Red Medicine | 4.5 |
| Fugazi The Argument | 5.0 |
| Future Pluto | 2.5 |
| Future Honest | 2.5 |
| Gates (USA-NJ) Bloom and Breathe | 4.5 |
| Gene Simmons Asshole | 1.0 |
| The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind?s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one?s self, known as ?transcendence?, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.r |
| George Clanton 100% Electronica | 4.5 |
| Gerard Way Hesitant Alien | 3.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O. | 4.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! | 4.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven | 5.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞ | 5.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada | 5.0 |
| Gold Panda Lucky Shiner | 4.0 |
| Good Tiger A Head Full of Moonlight | 3.0 |
| Gorgoroth Under the Sign of Hell 2011 | 1.5 |
| Gorguts Considered Dead | 4.0 |
| Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate | 4.0 |
| Gorguts Obscura | 4.5 |
| Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity | 4.5 |
| Gorguts Colored Sands | 5.0 |
| Green Day iDOS! | 1.0 |
| Green Day iTRE! | 1.5 |
| Green Day 21st Century Breakdown | 2.0 |
| Green Day ¡UNO! | 2.0 |
| Green Day American Idiot | 3.0 |
| Green Day Nimrod | 3.5 |
| Green Day Insomniac | 3.5 |
| Green Day Kerplunk | 3.5 |
| Green Day Dookie | 4.0 |
| Grouper Ruins | 4.0 |
| Grumblecunt I Piss Shit | 1.0 |
| Guido Anidea | 4.0 |
| Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy | 1.5 |
| Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction | 4.5 |
| Gunship Gunship | 4.0 |
| GZA Pro Tools | 3.5 |
| GZA Liquid Swords | 5.0 |
| Hans Zimmer Interstellar | 4.5 |
| Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World | 4.0 |
| Heaven and Hell The Devil You Know | 3.5 |
| Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^ | 1.0 |
| Worst album ever. 50 characters, you say? I'd rather listen to Megatron have sex with a rhinoceros while the band members of Meshuggah and Deftones beat each other to death with medieval weapons. |
| Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I | 4.5 |
| Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II | 4.5 |
| Hiatus Kaiyote Choose Your Weapon | 4.0 |
| Hinder All American Nightmare | 1.5 |
| Hollywood Undead American Tragedy | 1.0 |
| Hollywood Undead Notes From the Underground | 1.0 |
| Hollywood Undead Swan Songs | 1.5 |
| Horrendous Anareta | 4.0 |
| Hoth Oathbreaker | 4.5 |
| How to Dress Well Care | 3.0 |
| How to Dress Well Total Loss | 3.5 |
| How to Dress Well What Is This Heart? | 4.0 |
| I Declare War Amidst the Bloodshed | 1.5 |
| I Declare War Malevolence | 2.0 |
| I Declare War We Are Violent People by Nature | 2.0 |
| I Declare War I Declare War | 3.5 |
| I See Stars The End of the World Party | 1.5 |
| I See Stars Digital Renegade | 2.5 |
| I See Stars 3D | 3.0 |
| Not as bad as I originally thought. Sure, it ain't Enter Shikari, but it's not terrible. |
| I See Stars New Demons | 3.0 |
| Ian Christ Hara Kiri Arcade | 4.0 |
| Ihsahn After | 3.5 |
| Ihsahn Eremita | 4.0 |
| Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen | 4.0 |
| Immolation Failures for Gods | 3.5 |
| Immolation Kingdom of Conspiracy | 3.5 |
| Immolation Dawn of Possession | 4.0 |
| Immolation Majesty and Decay | 4.0 |
| Immolation Here in After | 4.5 |
| Immolation Close to a World Below | 5.0 |
| Immortal All Shall Fall | 3.0 |
| Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness | 4.5 |
| Immortal At the Heart of Winter | 4.5 |
| Impending Doom Baptized in Filth | 2.0 |
| Impending Doom Death Will Reign | 2.5 |
| In Flames A Sense of Purpose | 2.0 |
| In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape | 2.5 |
| In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading | 2.5 |
| In Flames Reroute to Remain | 3.5 |
| In Flames Come Clarity | 3.5 |
| In Flames Clayman | 4.0 |
| In Flames Colony | 4.5 |
| In Flames Whoracle | 4.5 |
| In Flames The Jester Race | 5.0 |
| In Solitude Sister | 4.0 |
| Inanimate Existence Liberation Through Hearing | 3.5 |
| Inanimate Existence A Never-Ending Cycle of Atonement | 4.0 |
| Infant Annihilator The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution | 2.5 |
| Infected Mushroom Converting Vegetarians II | 4.0 |
| Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun | 4.0 |
| Interpol El Pintor | 4.5 |
| Intervals The Shape of Colour | 3.5 |
| Intronaut The Direction of Last Things | 4.0 |
| Invent Animate Everchanger | 3.0 |
| Iron Maiden Virtual XI | 1.5 |
| It really is that bad. This is Maiden at their lowest, and it's a relief they got Bruce back to make Brave New World. |
| Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying | 2.0 |
| Iron Maiden The X Factor | 2.5 |
| Iron Maiden Dance of Death | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden Maiden Japan | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden The Final Frontier | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden Killers | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time | 4.5 |
| Pretty much the most 80's out of the 80's Maiden catalog. Alexander the Great and Wasted Years are some of my personal favorite tracks. |
| Iron Maiden Iron Maiden | 4.5 |
| Iron Maiden Piece of Mind | 4.5 |
| Iron Maiden Brave New World | 4.5 |
| Iron Maiden Powerslave | 5.0 |
| Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast | 5.0 |
| While the epic "Seventh Son of a Seventh Son" and the fantastic "Powerslave" are commonly seen as Maiden's best albums, on "The Number of the Beast", they forged their most memorable and ultimately genre-defining record. |
| Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son | 5.0 |
| An underrated classic in Maiden's collection. Whereas previous albums explored multiple concepts, this one focused on the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son concept, and turned out to be a masterpiece. |
| Iron Reagan Spoiled Identity | 3.5 |
| Issues Issues | 2.0 |
| Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep | 1.0 |
| J. Cole Born Sinner | 2.5 |
| James Blake James Blake | 4.0 |
| James Blake The Colour in Anything | 4.0 |
| James Blake Overgrown | 4.5 |
| Jamie xx In Colour | 4.0 |
| JANK Versace Summer | 3.5 |
| Jay-Z Kingdom Come | 2.0 |
| Jay-Z The Blueprint 3 | 2.0 |
| Jay-Z The Blueprint²: The Gift & the Curse | 2.5 |
| Jay-Z Magna Carta... Holy Grail | 2.5 |
| Jay-Z American Gangster | 3.0 |
| Jay-Z The Black Album | 4.0 |
| Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne | 3.5 |
| Jenny Lewis The Voyager | 3.5 |
| Jessie Ware Tough Love | 4.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Bleed American | 4.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Static Prevails | 4.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Futures | 4.5 |
| Jimmy Eat World Clarity | 5.0 |
| Job for a Cowboy Genesis | 2.5 |
| Job for a Cowboy Doom | 3.0 |
| Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy | 3.0 |
| Job for a Cowboy Ruination | 3.5 |
| Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater | 4.0 |
Holy shit, this could actually be good.
Edit: HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD |
| John Coltrane A Love Supreme | 5.0 |
| John Lennon Unfinished Music No.1: Two Virgins | 1.0 |
| John Lennon Unfinished Music No.2: Life with the Lions | 1.0 |
| John Lennon Wedding Album | 1.5 |
| Joyce Manor Never Hungover Again | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Jugulator | 1.0 |
| Oh God, why? This makes Ram It Down look like a masterpiece. There is nothing good about this album. It's a boring mess that very well may have nearly killed Priest. |
| Judas Priest Demolition | 1.5 |
| Judas Priest Nostradamus | 2.0 |
| Judas Priest Turbo | 2.5 |
| Judas Priest Point of Entry | 2.5 |
| Judas Priest Ram It Down | 3.0 |
| Judas Priest Redeemer of Souls | 3.0 |
It's like Screaming for Vengeance. Except without the awesome riffs. Or awesome vocals. Or
awesome anything.
Edit: I was wrong. Yeah, it ain't Brave New World or Endgame, but it's still 10 times better
than Nostradamus. |
| Judas Priest Angel of Retribution | 3.5 |
| A decent comeback from the Ripper Years, but still isn't much after a couple listens. |
| Judas Priest Rocka Rolla | 3.5 |
| An underrated LP in Priest's collection. Sure, this isn't much compared to their later works, but it's still pretty damn solid for a debut. |
| Judas Priest British Steel | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Sin After Sin | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Killing Machine | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance | 4.5 |
| Judas Priest Stained Class | 5.0 |
| The last of the "true" 70's Priest albums, and a fantastic ending to a great trilogy of albums. They would never again be able to create another album like this until 1990. |
| Judas Priest Painkiller | 5.0 |
| Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny | 5.0 |
| 70's Priest at their pinnacle. The polar opposite of the sophomore slump. |
| Justin Bieber Under the Mistletoe | 1.0 |
| Justin Bieber Believe | 1.0 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience - 2 of 2 | 3.0 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience | 4.5 |
| Kamelot Poetry for the Poisoned | 2.5 |
| Kamelot Ghost Opera | 3.0 |
| Kamelot Silverthorn | 3.5 |
| Kamelot Karma | 4.0 |
| Kamelot The Fourth Legacy | 4.0 |
| Kamelot Haven | 4.0 |
| Kamelot Epica | 4.5 |
| Kamelot The Black Halo | 5.0 |
| Kanye West The Life of Pablo | 2.5 |
| Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak | 3.5 |
| Kanye West Late Registration | 4.0 |
| Kanye West Graduation | 4.0 |
| Kanye West The College Dropout | 4.5 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 4.5 |
| Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 5.0 |
| Kasabian 48:13 | 3.5 |
| Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I | 5.0 |
| Kassem Mosse Workshop 19 | 4.0 |
| Kate Boy One | 4.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar DAMN. | 4.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city | 4.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly | 4.5 |
| Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven | 1.0 |
| Kill The Noise Kill Kill Kill | 3.5 |
| Killer Mike R.A.P. Music | 4.5 |
| Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage (2009) | 2.5 |
| Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies | 3.5 |
| Killswitch Engage Disarm the Descent | 3.5 |
| Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache | 4.0 |
| Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing | 4.5 |
| Kimbra The Golden Echo | 4.5 |
| King 810 Proem | 1.0 |
An insult to the listener's intelligence. Period. Everything wrong with nu metal is right here in one mixing pot of
shite. |
| King 810 Memoirs of a Murderer | 1.0 |
| Somebody gave this a 4.5? Are you fucking serious? And now a 5? Fuck off. |
| King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon | 4.0 |
| King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 5.0 |
| King Crimson Red | 5.0 |
| King Diamond ''Them'' | 4.5 |
| King Diamond Abigail | 5.0 |
| Kishi Bashi Lighght | 4.5 |
| Knife Party Abandon Ship | 1.0 |
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| Knife Party Haunted House | 1.5 |
| Knife Party 100% No Modern Talking | 2.0 |
| Korn The Path of Totality | 1.0 |
| " Korn IV: Forgetting who you are." -Deviant |
| Korn Untitled | 1.5 |
| Korn Take a Look in the Mirror | 2.0 |
| Korn See You on the Other Side | 2.0 |
| Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are | 2.0 |
| Korn Untouchables | 2.5 |
| Korn The Paradigm Shift | 2.5 |
| Korn Issues | 3.0 |
| Korn Life Is Peachy | 3.0 |
| Korn Korn | 3.5 |
| Korn Follow the Leader | 3.5 |
| Kreator Pleasure to Kill | 4.5 |
| Kreator Phantom Antichrist | 4.5 |
| La Dispute Wildlife | 4.0 |
| La Dispute Rooms of the House | 4.0 |
| La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair | 4.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Coda | 2.0 |
| Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door | 2.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Presence | 3.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti | 3.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy | 3.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II | 4.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV | 5.0 |
| Leisure Muffin The Bunker New York 001 | 4.0 |
| Leon Vynehall Music For The Uninvited | 4.5 |
| Leprous Coal | 4.0 |
| Leviathan Scar Sighted | 4.5 |
| Light the Torch The Beauty of Destruction(Devil You Know | 2.5 |
| lightchaser. Songs for My Father | 4.0 |
| Lil Wayne Rebirth | 1.0 |
| Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being II | 1.0 |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter IV | 1.5 |
| Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being | 2.0 |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter III | 2.5 |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter II | 3.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Results May Vary | 1.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra | 1.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water | 1.5 |
| Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all | 2.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Significant Other | 2.5 |
| Linkin Park The Hunting Party | 3.0 |
| Little Simz A Curious Tale Of Trials + Persons | 4.0 |
| Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking | 1.0 |
| Lmfao Party Rock | 1.5 |
| Lorde Pure Heroine | 3.5 |
| Lorde Melodrama | 4.0 |
| Lost Salt Blood Purges The Voids We All Long For | 4.0 |
| Lost Ubikyst in Apeiron Abstruse Imbeciles Nailed on Slavery | 3.0 |
| Lou Reed Transformer | 4.0 |
| Love Forever Changes | 5.0 |
| Low Roar Low Roar | 4.0 |
| Low Roar 0 | 4.5 |
| LTJ Bukem Logical Progression | 4.5 |
| Lupe Fiasco Lasers | 2.0 |
| Lupe Fiasco Food & Liquor 2: The Great American Rap Album Pt.1 | 3.0 |
| Mac Miller Blue Slide Park | 1.0 |
| MAGIC! Don't Kill the Magic | 1.5 |
| Main Attrakionz 808s and Dark Grapes II | 4.0 |
| Manners Pale Blue Light | 4.0 |
| Maroon 5 V | 1.5 |
| Martin O'Donnell Halo 3 OST | 4.5 |
| Martin O'Donnell Halo Original Soundtrack | 5.0 |
| Massacre Promise | 1.5 |
| Massacre From Beyond | 3.0 |
| Massive Attack Mezzanine | 5.0 |
| Mastodon The Hunter | 3.5 |
| Mastodon Remission | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun | 4.0 |
| Mastodon decides to hire the artist who designed the album art for Rings of Saturn. |
| Mastodon Blood Mountain | 4.5 |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye | 4.5 |
| Mastodon Leviathan | 5.0 |
| Matty Mullins Matty Mullins | 1.5 |
| Would be okay if it wasn't for the ear-grating production, awful vocals, and electronic elements. |
| maudlin of the Well Bath | 4.5 |
| Maybeshewill Fair Youth | 3.5 |
| Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics | 3.5 |
| Mayhem Esoteric Warfare | 4.0 |
| Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas | 4.5 |
| Megadeth Super Collider | 1.5 |
| Megadeth Risk | 2.0 |
| Megadeth The System Has Failed | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Cryptic Writings | 2.5 |
| Megadeth The World Needs a Hero | 2.5 |
| Megadeth United Abominations | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Th1rt3en | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Youthanasia | 3.0 |
| Megadeth Countdown to Extinction | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good! | 4.0 |
| Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What! | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 4.5 |
| Megadeth Endgame | 4.5 |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace | 5.0 |
| Meghan Trainor Title | 1.0 |
| Mekong Delta In a Mirror Darkly | 4.0 |
| Memphis May Fire Unconditional | 2.5 |
| Mercyful Fate Melissa | 5.0 |
| Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath | 5.0 |
| Meshuggah Chaosphere | 4.5 |
| Metallica St. Anger | 2.0 |
| Metallica Reload | 2.5 |
| Metallica Load | 2.5 |
| Metallica Death Magnetic | 3.0 |
| Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct | 3.0 |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All | 4.0 |
| Metallica Metallica | 4.0 |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All | 4.5 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 5.0 |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning | 5.0 |
| Miles Davis Kind of Blue | 5.0 |
| Miles Davis Bitches Brew | 5.0 |
| Millicent Waffles Son of Ra | 3.5 |
| Millicent Waffles Under Dark Blue Blanket | 4.0 |
| Millionaires Bling Bling Bling! | 1.0 |
| Millionaires Tonight | 1.5 |
| Milo So The Flies Don't Come | 4.0 |
| MiXE1 Starlit Skin | 3.5 |
| Mobb Deep The Infamous | 5.0 |
| Moonsorrow Jumalten aika | 4.5 |
| Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus | 1.5 |
| Morbid Angel Heretic | 3.0 |
| Morbid Angel Gateways to Annihilation | 3.5 |
| Morbid Angel Formulas Fatal to the Flesh | 4.0 |
| One of the more overlooked albums in Morbid Angel's discography. I made the mistake of disregarding it, and I honestly wish I could've gotten a chance to absorb the content of this LP earlier. Tucker's vocals are great, Trey's leads are top-notch, and Pete's drumming is tight as ever. Fantastic album. |
| Morbid Angel Domination | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick | 4.5 |
| Morbid Angel Covenant | 4.5 |
| Morbid Angel Altars of Madness | 5.0 |
| Morbus Chron Sweven | 4.5 |
| Motorhead Bad Magic | 3.5 |
| Mr. Bungle California | 5.0 |
| Musk Ox Woodfall | 4.5 |
| My Bloody Valentine m b v | 4.0 |
| My Bloody Valentine Loveless | 5.0 |
| My Brightest Diamond None More Than You | 4.0 |
| My Chemical Romance The Black Parade | 2.0 |
| N.W.A. Niggaz4Life | 3.0 |
| N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton | 3.5 |
| Napalm Death Scum | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death Fear, Emptiness, Despair | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death Harmony Corruption | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death Utilitarian | 4.0 |
| Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration | 4.5 |
| Nas Nastradamus | 1.5 |
| Nas I Am... | 2.0 |
| Nas Life Is Good | 3.5 |
| Nas STILLmatic | 4.0 |
| Nas It Was Written | 4.0 |
| Nas Illmatic | 5.0 |
| Ne Obliviscaris Citadel | 4.5 |
| Necrophagist Epitaph | 4.0 |
| Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction | 4.0 |
| Neon Indian Vega Intl. Night School | 4.0 |
| Neurotech Evasive | 4.0 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 5.0 |
| Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Skeleton Tree | 4.5 |
| Nick Drake Pink Moon | 5.0 |
| Nick Drake Five Leaves Left | 5.0 |
| Nickelback Here and Now | 1.0 |
| Nickelback Dark Horse | 1.5 |
| Nickelback All the Right Reasons | 2.0 |
| Nickelback Silver Side Up | 2.5 |
| Nightwish Angels Fall First | 2.5 |
| Nightwish Dark Passion Play | 2.5 |
| Nightwish Imaginaerum | 3.0 |
| Nightwish Wishmaster | 3.5 |
| Nightwish Endless Forms Most Beautiful | 3.5 |
| Nightwish Once | 4.0 |
| Nightwish Oceanborn | 4.5 |
| Nile Annihilation of the Wicked | 4.0 |
| No Devotion Permanence | 4.0 |
| NOISIA Purpose | 4.0 |
| NOISIA Split The Atom | 4.5 |
| Nothing Guilty of Everything | 4.0 |
| Numenorean Home | 3.5 |
| Oado Life Era | 4.0 |
| Obliteration Nekropsalms | 4.5 |
| Obliteration Black Death Horizon | 5.0 |
| Oceano Incisions | 1.0 |
| Oceano Contagion | 1.5 |
| Oceano Depths | 2.0 |
| Old Man Gloom The Ape of God I | 4.0 |
| Old Man Gloom The Ape of God II | 4.5 |
| Opeth Deliverance | 2.5 |
| Not necessarily a bad album by any means, but compared to pretty much all of Opeth's other work, it's inferior. |
| Opeth Pale Communion | 3.0 |
| Opeth Heritage | 3.5 |
| Mikey and the boys pay homage to their influences, and it ultimately pays off. |
| Opeth Morningrise | 4.0 |
| Opeth Watershed | 4.0 |
| An interesting venture, but is overshadowed by Ghost Reveries, and can drag on at some points. Still solid, though. |
| Opeth Orchid | 4.5 |
| An incredibly underrated album in Opeth's catalog. It flows smoothly and stands out as one of the greatest debuts in death metal history. |
| Opeth Damnation | 4.5 |
| Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse | 4.5 |
| Opeth's first "true" concerted effort in the sense that it felt like there was an actual band playing instead of just Mike and a couple of session members. That's not to discredit Orchid or Morningrise, but this album was a major turning point in the band's career. |
| Opeth Ghost Reveries | 4.5 |
| Opeth Still Life | 5.0 |
| A fantastic concept album about love, loss, and sorrow. |
| Opeth Blackwater Park | 5.0 |
| While Still Life is my favorite Opeth album, it's undeniable that Blackwater Park is their best. |
| Origin Omnipresent | 4.0 |
| Overkill Immortalis | 3.5 |
| Overkill Under the Influence | 4.0 |
| Overkill Taking Over | 4.0 |
| Overkill The Electric Age | 4.0 |
| Overkill White Devil Armory | 4.0 |
| Overkill Feel the Fire | 4.5 |
| Overkill Ironbound | 4.5 |
| Overkill The Years of Decay | 5.0 |
| Overkill Horrorscope | 5.0 |
| Ovid's Withering Scryers of the Ibis | 4.0 |
| Owl John Owl John | 4.5 |
| Panopticon Roads to the North | 4.0 |
| Pantera Metal Magic | 1.0 |
| Pantera Projects in the Jungle | 1.5 |
| Pantera I Am the Night | 2.0 |
| Pantera Power Metal | 2.5 |
| Pantera Reinventing the Steel | 3.0 |
| Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill | 3.5 |
| Pantera Far Beyond Driven | 4.0 |
| Pantera Cowboys from Hell | 4.5 |
| Pantera Vulgar Display of Power | 4.5 |
| Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis Satyriasis And Nymphomania | 1.0 |
| Pathology Legacy of the Ancients | 2.5 |
| Pathology Awaken to the Suffering | 3.0 |
| Pathology The Time of Great Purification | 3.5 |
| Pathology Lords of Rephaim | 3.5 |
| Periphery Clear | 3.0 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha | 3.0 |
| Periphery Periphery | 3.5 |
| Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal | 3.5 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Omega | 3.5 |
| Persefone Spiritual Migration | 3.0 |
| Pianos Become the Teeth Keep You | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd Meddle | 4.5 |
| Pink Floyd The Wall | 4.5 |
| Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon | 5.0 |
| Pink Floyd Animals | 5.0 |
| Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here | 5.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Deadwing | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree In Absentia | 4.5 |
| Portishead Third | 4.0 |
| Portishead Portishead | 4.5 |
| Portishead Dummy | 5.0 |
| Prawn You Can Just Leave It All | 3.5 |
| Prawn Ships | 4.0 |
| Prawn Kingfisher | 4.0 |
| Preoccupations Viet Cong | 4.0 |
| Prince Purple Rain | 5.0 |
| Protest the Hero Volition | 4.0 |
| Protest the Hero Kezia | 4.5 |
| Prurient Through the Window | 4.0 |
| Prurient Frozen Niagara Falls | 4.0 |
| Pusha T Fear of God II: Let Us Pray | 3.5 |
| Pusha T My Name Is My Name | 4.0 |
| Pusha T King Push – Darkest Before Dawn: The Prelude | 4.0 |
| Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos | 1.0 |
| Awful, atrocious album. If I could rate this lower, I would. |
| Queensryche Frequency Unknown (Tate's Queensryche) | 1.0 |
| Queensryche Hear in the Now Frontier | 2.0 |
| Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime II | 2.0 |
| Queensryche Q2K | 2.5 |
| Queensryche Tribe | 2.5 |
| Queensryche American Soldier | 3.0 |
| Queensryche Promised Land | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Queensryche | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Empire | 4.0 |
| Queensryche The Warning | 4.5 |
| Queensryche Rage for Order | 4.5 |
| Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime | 5.0 |
| Rabbit Junk REframe | 4.0 |
| Rabbit Junk Pop That Pretty Thirty | 4.0 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 5.0 |
| Raekwon The Lex Diamond Story | 2.0 |
| Raekwon Immobilarity | 2.5 |
| Raekwon Shaolin vs. Wu-Tang | 3.0 |
| Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... Pt II | 4.5 |
| Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... | 5.0 |
| RATKING So It Goes | 3.5 |
| Recondite Iffy | 3.5 |
| Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come | 5.0 |
| Reso Valken | 4.0 |
| Reso Ishimura | 4.0 |
| Reso Tangram | 4.5 |
| Revocation Great Is Our Sin | 4.0 |
| Rise Against Appeal to Reason | 3.5 |
| Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness | 4.5 |
| Rishloo Living as Ghosts with Buildings as Teeth | 4.0 |
| Rivers of Nihil The Conscious Seed of Light | 4.5 |
| American death metal rises again. With both technicality and brutality, these guys are set to rise among the ranks of USDM, and manage to blend in all sorts of old school death metal with solid production and prog elements. Fantastic album. |
| Robin Thicke Paula | 1.0 |
| Robin Thicke Blurred Lines | 1.5 |
| Rolo Tomassi Grievances | 4.0 |
| Royal Blood Royal Blood | 4.0 |
| Run the Jewels Meow the Jewels | 2.5 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels (Instrumentals) | 4.0 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 3 | 4.0 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2 | 4.5 |
I put that dick in her mouth all day
She got that (dick in her mouth all day)
She take that (dick in her mouth all day)
(She said she wanted my, wanted my)
Dick in her mouth all day, day
I get with that (dick in her mouth all day)
She play with that (dick in her mouth all day)
She want that (dick in her mouth all day)
I think I'm in love again (Love again) |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels | 5.0 |
| Saor Aura | 4.5 |
| Satanic Destroyer Corruption | 1.0 |
| "I'm just warning you, this shit makes Bathory's Octagon sound like Blood Fire Death." -emester, 2014 |
| Savant Alchemist | 2.5 |
| Jesus Christ, this would be great if it wasn't 100 MINUTES LONG. Honestly, it starts out promising, but it just keeps on going. And going. And going. And going. |
| Savlonic Red | 3.5 |
| Scar Symmetry Dark Matter Dimensions | 3.0 |
| Incredibly boring for Swedish melodeath. The harsh vocalist is alright, but the clean vocalist sucks. |
| Scar Symmetry The Unseen Empire | 3.0 |
| Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity | 4.0 |
| Scar Symmetry Symmetric in Design | 4.5 |
| Scar Symmetry Pitch Black Progress | 4.5 |
| Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe | 5.0 |
| Scene Kidz Fuq-N-Es-Kay | 1.0 |
| School of Seven Bells Ghostory | 3.5 |
| School of Seven Bells SVIIB | 4.0 |
| Scorpions Comeblack | 2.5 |
| Seed Of Nothing Endurance | 3.5 |
| Sensory Deprivation Godspeed | 3.5 |
| oh no |
| Sensory Deprivation Deprived Senses | 3.5 |
| Sensory Deprivation False Euphoria | 4.0 |
"for the next one, y'all are gonna need a proctologist."
-BMDrummer, 2015 |
| Sensory Deprivation White Noise | 4.0 |
| 10/10, 100/100, best album ever fuck you if you disagree |
| Sensory Deprivation Unsound | 4.0 |
| Sepalcure Fleur | 3.5 |
| Sepalcure Make You | 3.5 |
| Sepalcure Eternally Yrs | 3.5 |
| Sepalcure Love Pressure | 4.0 |
| Sepalcure Sepalcure | 4.5 |
| Seven Lions Worlds Apart | 4.0 |
| Seven That Spells The Death And Resurrection Of Krautrock: IO | 4.0 |
| Shabazz Palaces Of Light | 4.0 |
| Shabazz Palaces Shabazz Palaces | 4.0 |
| Shabazz Palaces Lese Majesty | 4.0 |
| Shabazz Palaces Black Up | 4.5 |
| Sharon Van Etten Are We There | 4.5 |
| Shit and Shine 54 Synth-brass, 38 Metal guitar, 65 Cathedral | 4.0 |
| Shpongle Tales of the Inexpressible | 5.0 |
| Sianvar Stay Lost | 2.5 |
| Single Soul cold drone blues expanded | 4.0 |
| Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics 2 | 1.0 |
| Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics | 1.0 |
| Six Feet Under True Carnage | 1.5 |
| Six Feet Under Bringer of Blood | 2.0 |
| Six Feet Under Commandment | 2.0 |
| Six Feet Under Death Rituals | 2.0 |
| Six Feet Under 13 | 2.5 |
| Six Feet Under Unborn | 2.5 |
| Six Feet Under Maximum Violence | 3.0 |
| Six Feet Under Undead | 3.0 |
| Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost | 3.5 |
| Skeletonwitch Breathing the Fire | 3.5 |
| Skeletonwitch Forever Abomination | 4.0 |
| Skeletonwitch Serpents Unleashed | 4.0 |
| Skrillex Make It Bun Dem After Hours | 1.0 |
| Skrillex Leaving | 1.0 |
| Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites | 1.5 |
| Skrillex Bangarang | 1.5 |
| Skrillex Recess | 1.5 |
| Skrillex My Name Is Skrillex | 2.5 |
| Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites | 3.0 |
| Skyharbor Guiding Lights | 4.0 |
| Slayer Diabolus in Musica | 2.0 |
| Slayer God Hates Us All | 2.5 |
| Slayer Undisputed Attitude | 2.5 |
| Slayer Divine Intervention | 3.0 |
| Slayer World Painted Blood | 3.0 |
| Slayer Christ Illusion | 3.5 |
| Slayer Show No Mercy | 4.0 |
| Slayer Hell Awaits | 4.0 |
| Slayer South of Heaven | 4.0 |
| Slayer Seasons in the Abyss | 4.5 |
| Slayer Reign in Blood | 5.0 |
| Sleeping With Sirens Feel | 1.5 |
| Slice the Cake The Man With No Face | 3.5 |
| Slice the Cake Other Slices | 4.0 |
| Slugdge Gastronomicon | 4.5 |
| Snarky Puppy We Like It Here | 3.5 |
| Soen Cognitive | 3.5 |
| Soen Tellurian | 4.0 |
| Soilwork The Living Infinite | 4.5 |
| Solution .45 For Aeons Past | 3.5 |
| Soulja Boy iSouljaBoyTellEm | 1.0 |
| Soulja Boy Unsigned & Still Major | 1.0 |
| Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com | 2.0 |
| Soulja Boy The DeAndre Way | 2.0 |
| Sound Tribe Sector 9 When the Dust Settles | 3.5 |
| Sound Tribe Sector 9 Artifact | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Alvin and The Chipmunks | 1.0 |
| Spoon They Want My Soul | 4.5 |
| Squarepusher Music for Robots | 1.0 |
| St. Vincent St. Vincent | 4.0 |
| Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories) | 4.0 |
| Stolas Allomaternal | 4.0 |
| Submotion Orchestra Fragments | 4.0 |
| Submotion Orchestra Finest Hour | 4.5 |
| Suffocation Souls to Deny | 2.5 |
| Suffocation Suffocation | 3.5 |
| Suffocation Blood Oath | 3.5 |
| Suffocation Breeding the Spawn | 4.0 |
| Suffocation Pinnacle of Bedlam | 4.0 |
| Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten | 4.5 |
| Suffocation Pierced from Within | 5.0 |
| Sugary Sweet Machines Controlled Breathing | 4.0 |
| 100% chance of this being one of the best ambient albums this year. |
| Sugary Sweet Machines Tours of the Bleak | 4.5 |
| Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed | 2.0 |
| Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me | 2.0 |
| Suicide Silence The Black Crown | 2.5 |
| Suicide Silence The Cleansing | 3.0 |
| Swans To Be Kind | 3.5 |
| Sweet Apple The Golden Age of Glitter | 3.0 |
| Tarquin Manek Tarquin Magnet | 3.0 |
| Tears for Fears Songs from the Big Chair | 4.5 |
| Teebs E S T A R A | 4.5 |
| Teen Suicide i will be my own hell because there is a devil inside my body | 4.0 |
| Tennis Ritual In Repeat | 4.0 |
| TesseracT One | 4.0 |
| TesseracT Altered State | 4.5 |
| Textures Phenotype | 3.5 |
| Thank You Scientist Stranger Heads Prevail | 4.0 |
| The Afghan Whigs Do to the Beast | 4.0 |
| The Banner Greying | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Yellow Submarine | 3.0 |
| The Beatles Beatles for Sale | 3.5 |
| The Beatles A Hard Day's Night | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Let It Be | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Help! | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Rubber Soul | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Revolver | 5.0 |
| The Beatles Abbey Road | 5.0 |
| The Beatles The Beatles | 5.0 |
| The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | 5.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed | 3.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate | 3.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma | 3.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual | 4.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack | 4.5 |
| The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning | 1.0 |
| The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies) | 1.5 |
| The Bug Angels and Devils | 4.0 |
| The Bunny The Bear The Stomach for It | 1.0 |
| The Bunny The Bear If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say... | 1.5 |
| The Bunny The Bear The Bunny The Bear | 2.0 |
| The Bunny The Bear Stories | 2.0 |
| The Clash Cut the Crap | 1.0 |
| The Clash The Clash | 4.5 |
| The Clash London Calling | 5.0 |
| The Contortionist Intrinsic | 3.5 |
| The Contortionist Language | 4.0 |
| The Contortionist Exoplanet | 4.5 |
| The Cure Pornography | 4.5 |
| The Cure Disintegration | 5.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act IV: Rebirth in Reprise | 4.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer | 4.0 |
| The Early November Imbue | 4.0 |
| The Faceless Autotheism | 3.5 |
| The Faceless Planetary Duality | 4.0 |
| The Faceless Akeldama | 4.5 |
| The Game The R.E.D. Album | 3.5 |
| The Game Jesus Piece | 4.0 |
| The Great Old Ones Tekeli-Li | 4.5 |
| The Grouch x Eligh x CunninLynguists The Winterfire EP | 4.0 |
| The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There | 4.5 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland | 5.0 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love | 5.0 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced | 5.0 |
| The Knife Shaking the Habitual | 4.0 |
| The Menzingers Rented World | 4.0 |
| The Menzingers After the Party | 4.5 |
| The Naked Brothers Band The Naked Brothers Band | 1.0 |
| The National High Violet | 4.5 |
| The National Trouble Will Find Me | 4.5 |
| The National Alligator | 5.0 |
| The National Boxer | 5.0 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death | 4.0 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die | 5.0 |
| The Ocean Anthropocentric | 4.0 |
| The Ocean Pelagial | 4.0 |
| The Prodigy The Fat of the Land | 4.5 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Lonely Road | 1.0 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Am I the Enemy | 2.0 |
| The Rentals Lost In Alphaville | 4.0 |
| The Rolling Stones Their Satanic Majesties Request | 2.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Between the Buttons | 3.0 |
| The Rolling Stones Aftermath | 3.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers | 4.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Let It Bleed | 4.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet | 4.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St. | 5.0 |
| The Room Colored Charlatan Primitives | 3.5 |
| The Roots ...And Then You Shoot Your Cousin | 3.5 |
| The Script No Sound Without Silence | 1.0 |
| The Script #3 | 1.5 |
| The Script The Script | 2.0 |
| The Script Science & Faith | 2.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist | 2.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness | 4.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream | 4.5 |
| The Smith Street Band Throw Me in the River | 4.5 |
| The Velvet Underground Squeeze | 1.0 |
| The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat | 4.0 |
| The Velvet Underground Loaded | 4.0 |
| The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground | 4.0 |
| The good ol' days, back when Lou Reed wasn't doing shitty collabs with Metallica and Squeeze didn't exist. Good times. |
| The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico | 5.0 |
| The War On Drugs Lost in the Dream | 4.5 |
| The Weeknd Beauty Behind the Madness | 3.0 |
| The Weeknd Starboy | 3.0 |
| The Zombies Odessey and Oracle | 5.0 |
| Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything | 4.5 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Oxygen: Inhale | 1.5 |
| Thrice Identity Crisis | 3.0 |
| Thrice Vheissu | 5.0 |
| Tiesto Just Be | 3.0 |
| Tiny Moving Parts Pleasant Living | 4.5 |
| Todd Terje Spiral | 4.0 |
| Todd Terje It's Album Time | 4.5 |
| Cheesy disco revival, and I wouldn't have it any other way. |
| Too Close to Touch Nerve Endings | 3.0 |
| Triptykon Melana Chasmata | 4.5 |
| Trivium The Crusade | 2.5 |
| Trivium Vengeance Falls | 2.5 |
| Trivium Shogun | 3.0 |
| Trivium In Waves | 3.0 |
| Trivium Ascendancy | 3.5 |
| Trophy Scars Holy Vacants | 4.5 |
| Trvth Black Horse Plague | 4.0 |
| Trvth Trvth Be Told | 4.0 |
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| Ty Dolla Sign Free TC | 3.0 |
| U2 Songs of Innocence | 3.0 |
| Ulcerate Shrines of Paralysis | 4.0 |
| Ulcerate Everything Is Fire | 5.0 |
| Vader Litany | 3.5 |
| Vader De Profundis | 4.0 |
| Vanden Plas Chronicles of the Immortals: Netherworld II | 3.0 |
| Vanilla Ice WTF | 1.0 |
| Vektor Terminal Redux | 4.0 |
| Vibrasphere Exploring the Tributaries | 4.5 |
| Vince Staples Summertime '06 | 3.5 |
| Volbeat Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood | 3.5 |
| Volbeat Outlaw Gentlemen & Shady Ladies | 3.5 |
| Volbeat Rock The Rebel/Metal The Devil | 4.0 |
| Volbeat Beyond Hell/Above Heaven | 4.0 |
| Waking The Cadaver Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler | 1.0 |
| Waking The Cadaver Beyond Cops, Beyond God | 1.0 |
| Waking The Cadaver Real-Life Death | 1.5 |
| Watain Sworn to The Dark | 3.5 |
| Watain Lawless Darkness | 4.0 |
| Watain The Wild Hunt | 4.0 |
| We Came As Romans Understanding What We've Grown to Be | 2.0 |
| wecamewithbrokenteeth We're Packing Are You? | 1.0 |
| Wen Commotion | 3.5 |
| Wen Signals | 4.0 |
| Whitechapel The Somatic Defilement | 3.0 |
| Whitechapel This Is Exile | 3.5 |
| Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption | 3.5 |
| Whitechapel Whitechapel | 4.0 |
| Whores. Clean | 4.0 |
| Widek Journey to the Stars | 3.5 |
| Wildbirds and Peacedrums Rhythm | 4.0 |
| will.i.am Songs About Girls | 1.0 |
| will.i.am #Willpower | 1.0 |
| will.i.am Must B 21 | 1.5 |
| will.i.am Lost Change | 2.0 |
| Winterfylleth The Divination Of Antiquity | 3.5 |
| Within Temptation Mother Earth | 2.5 |
| Within Temptation The Unforgiving | 2.5 |
| Within Temptation The Heart of Everything | 3.0 |
| Within Temptation The Silent Force | 3.5 |
| Within Temptation Enter | 3.5 |
| Within Temptation Hydra | 3.5 |
| Woe, Is Me Genesi[s] | 1.0 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Wu-Tang Forever | 4.0 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) | 5.0 |
| Yes Heaven and Earth | 1.5 |
| Yes Big Generator | 2.0 |
| Yes 90125 | 3.0 |
| Yes Going for the One | 3.5 |
| Yes The Yes Album | 4.0 |
| Yes Fragile | 4.5 |
| Yes Close to the Edge | 5.0 |
| YOB Clearing The Path To Ascend | 4.0 |
| Your Old Droog Your Old Droog | 4.0 |
| Zomboy The Outbreak | 2.0 |
| Zomby Zomby | 3.5 |
| Zomby With Love | 4.0 |
| Zomby Dedication | 4.5 |
| Zomby Where Were U In '92? | 5.0 |
