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5.0 classic
Burial Kindred
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
basically the best pr album ever so like it or else
Jenny Hval Viscera
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
The most dynamic, beautiful, haunting, contextually astounding work of Modest Mouse's extraordinary career.
Mr. Bungle California
California finds that perfect balance so many artists strive for, that oh-so thin line where accessible pop sensibilities collide with abstract, inventive, honest expression. An album basking in the numbing sun of the West Coast's evil underbelly, looking for heaven but finding death. Patton's love letters of suicide and loss reflect the outer-coating of The Golden State - a picture-perfect postcard on the outside but take a closer look and you'll find a ravenous demon whose hunger can never be satisfied.
Pink Floyd Meddle
Radiohead OK Computer
Red Nightfall Red Nightfall
Roy Orbison In Dreams
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fucking amazing?
Talk Talk Laughing Stock
shit on my cock this is so good
Warning Watching from a Distance

4.5 superb
Arizmenda Within the Vacuum of Infinity...
Baths Cerulean
Coldplay Parachutes
Danny Brown XXX
Dead Congregation Graves of the Archangels
Deftones White Pony
Dirty Three Cinder
Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream
Faith No More Angel Dust
Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate
Heathen Victims of Deception
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
What Buffalo Bill probably listens to late at night. Wish You could end up being a modern masterpiece.
Lovelock Burning Feeling
A disco from the inner depths of Hell. Also thanks to whoever added this!
Manilla Road Crystal Logic
Menomena Mines
I feel very sorry for people who believe Moms is better than this modern near-masterpiece. Mines is expansive, unique and has the one main, devastating factor Moms brilliant songwriting can't compensate for: soul.
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York (DVD)
fuckin amazing considering he was detoxing the whole time
Oceansize Self Preserved While The Bodies Float Up
Pestilence Consuming Impulse
Pop Winds Earth To Friend
you don't know who you are, you don't know who you are
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Rush 2112
Suffocation Pierced from Within
The Veils Nux Vomica
It's so fucking unhinged.
This Heat Deceit
Titus Andronicus Local Business
Unwound Live Leaves

4.0 excellent
Acid Pauli mst
Sans Burial, the most extraordinary journey into electronic music this year.
Adversarial / Antediluvian Initiated in Impiety as Mysteries
Adversarial is what I like to call the fucking shit. Slays.
Andy Stott Luxury Problems
Animal Collective Centipede Hz
i'll suck my own dick
Armoured Angel Angel of the Sixth Order
Bound Bible Bound Bible
best bm of the year?
Broken Water Tempest
Brutality Screams of Anguish
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper
Casey Veggies Customized Greatly Vol. 3
Cloud Nothings Attack on Memory
Crazy Spirit I'm Dead
hey guys? guys? it's 2012 and i just want to let you know that we missed something. something was left behind.
Dead Bugs Of a Feather
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
What a strange world this is. No Love Deep Web is a toxic factory of distortion, a green and purple blaze down the lonely, dark hallways of modern hip-hop. Oh and cock.
Dirty Beaches Badlands
"Hotel" crushes this album under its own weight. The density, the echo. Before that it's all lonely highways and 50's noir. Sublime.
DjRum Mountains
holy shit
Duster Stratosphere
floating floating floating floating floating floating floating floating floating floating
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
why is adam thomas constantly wrong lately?
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Gorguts Obscura
Grimes Visions
Grouper Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill
How to Dress Well Total Loss
Intestine Baalism Banquet in the Darkness
Jessie Ware Devotion
Joyce Manor Joyce Manor
Lightning Bolt Oblivion Hunter
Loscil First Narrows
Loscil Sketches From New Brighton
Jake is a really nice guy, really.
M8L8TH By the Wing of Black
fuck you matt
Main Attrakionz 808s and Dark Grapes II
maybe if this was more like shitty white rap like atmosphere or aesop rock then inveigh would give it higher than a 3
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Moon Duo Circles
Sacred Bones strikes again.
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Rx Bandits Mandala
ScHoolboy Q Habits and Contradictions
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz
Swans The Seer
The Antlers Hospice
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
Title Fight Floral Green
heeeeeadddd iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin thee ceeeeilinggggg faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Vatican Shadow Iraqi Praetorian Guard
White Lung Sorry
Why? Alopecia
Wild Beasts Smother
Wild Nothing Nocturne
this is what i'm talking about
WU LYF Go Tell Fire to the Mountain
Wymond Miles Under The Pale Moon
i fu-fu-fu-fucking love this
Yamantaka // Sonic Titan YT//ST
oh my god the chord progressions!
Zelienople His/Hers

3.5 great
4 Non Blondes Bigger, Better, Faster, More
"What's Up" is heaven.
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step
alt-J An Awesome Wave
AWOLNATION Megalithic Symphony
don't get the hate for this at all, some of the best shit on the radio right now.
Benjamin Gibbard Former Lives
this is actually p damn good
Big K.R.I.T. Live From The Underground
Black Wine Hollow Earth
Buffalo Blackfoot I Don't Mind
well doesn't this rule
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
sigh Hanson gets it wrong again...
Chromatics Kill for Love
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Death Grips The Money Store
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Now children if you kill a black owl? Oh, the angels will cry. I hope you never feel the sadness they endure on a daily basis. The moon rises and their levels extinguish. I hope, children, that you never feel like angels.
Desecrator Subconscious Release
Diablo Swing Orchestra Pandora's Pinata
Usually these kind of experiments don't work (re: Queen of The Wave) but in Pandora's case, the transitions of metal to classical to opera to swing flows beautifully and the metal parts don't come off as cheesy or overbearing. A lovely surprise.
Dirty Three Ocean Songs
El-P Cancer 4 Cure
Farrah Abraham My Teenage Dream Ended
Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel...
Flying Lotus Until the Quiet Comes
Killer Mike R.A.P. Music
L'Orange The Mad Writer
Parappa The Rapper meets Bioshock.
Madlove White With Foam
I'm not even sure where to being all I can say is get this
Menomena Moms
Minus the Bear Acoustics
Mount Eerie Clear Moon
Phantogram Eyelid Movies
i dig
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Solterra Umbra
Staind Break The Cycle
Sun of the Blind Skullreader
The Antlers Undersea
oh look it's another band trying to nail that underwater thing. thankfully The Antlers do here. Makes Burst Apart look like a practice round.
The Republic of Wolves Varuna
Brand New worship that hits surprisingly hard.
The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now
the perfect album at the perfect time
The xx xx
Thou/Hell Resurrection Bay
Tindersticks The Something Rain
Warm Brew Kottabos
Why? Mumps, Etc.
Matthew McConaughey is pretty good in Bernie.
Wild Nothing Summer Holiday 7"
You and I The Curtain Falls
owowowowowowowwowowowow painful
You Slut! Medium Bastard
Zelienople The World Is A House On Fire
Just when I was starting to fall in love with this band, they release their masterpiece. Ain't life grand?

3.0 good
Art Imperial Cult Of Love
As Cities Burn Hell Or High Water
Big Boi Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumors
Blouse Blouse
Circle Takes the Square Decompositions: Volume Number One
Dark Time Sunshine ANX
Georgia Anne Muldrow Seeds
GOOD Music Cruel Summer
Graph Rabbit Snowblind
Kowloon Walled City Container Ships
Lil B Task Force
thank you based god fuck me in the ass god and sow you my bitches oh my god LIl b ur rapping makes my panties fall off i love you fuck me based god
Love American Disquiet
it's ok i guess
Minus the Bear Infinity Overhead
finally finally finally a worthy follow-up to Planet of Ice.
Neurosis Honor Found in Decay
michael should be shot for making alts just to 5 this seriously how much of a loser can you be
Perfect Future Old Wounds: Warmth In The Winter Of 1914-1915
Propagandhi Failed States
FIRST FORAY INTO THIS BAND..........................................WILL PROBABLY BE THE LAST
Purity Ring Shrines
A slightly more lifeless, straightforward Grimes.
Rahu The Quest for the Vajra of Shadows
Such Gold Misadventures
The Antlers Burst Apart
Toby Lightman The Snow Day Collection
Wild Beasts Two Dancers
Wild Nothing Gemini

2.5 average
Anberlin Vital
Underwhelming, nothing inventive here or ambitious. Why does everyone compromise these days?
Beach House Bloom
This album (and band) is like a big ol' chunk of vanilla ice cream.
Circa Survive Violent Waves
Converge No Heroes
mewithoutYou Ten Stories
P.O.S We Don't Even Live Here
white kids who are afraid of black people rejoice! safe hip-hop is back! mwahahahahahahaha
Sigur Ros Valtari
Swarms Low Sun
it was like '11 and i was like this band is kinda overrated and guess whatrthey're overrated
The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten
add 2 cups of rock and roll, 1 ounce of fag, 3 cups thyme, blend it all together and you get Handwritten
Twelve Foot Ninja Silent Machine
if mr. bungle sucked a lot of ass

2.0 poor
A Lot Like Birds Plan B
this is really, really bad
Aesop Rock Skelethon
it's hard to do but when listening to Skelethon I feel like more of a faggot than usual.
Awaiting the Autopsy Couldn't Tell the Bodies Apart
autopsy mental funeral m/
Climates What Means The Most
blows penis
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Ascension
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
Frank Turner Last Minutes and Lost Evenings
Glen Hansard Rhythm & Repose
Hop Along Get Disowned
idk maybe i'm just an old fart now
Japandroids Celebration Rock
Submotion Orchestra Fragments
and heeeere we goooo
That's Outrageous! Psycho
stupid poughkeepsie

1.5 very poor
House Vs. Hurricane Crooked Teeth
Linkin Park Living Things
@deviant's soundoff - no shit? this album is boring beyond words? REALLY???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
The Contortionist Intrinsic
lol this is so bad
The Haarp Machine Disclosure
oh my god
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega

1.0 awful
Cody Simpson 4 U
Muse The 2nd Law
The Killers Battle Born
what a horrendous piece of shit

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