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Average Rating: 3.62
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Objectivity Score: 71%
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5.0 classic
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Iron Maiden The Number Of The Beast
Megadeth Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Morningrise
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
The Beatles The Beatles

4.5 superb
All Shall Perish This Is Where It Ends
August Burns Red Constellations
Be'lakor Stone's Reach
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Death Symbolic
Death Human
John Mayer Where the Light Is
Mastodon Leviathan
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica Ride The Lightning
Misfits Walk Among Us
Opeth In Live Concert at the Royal Albert Hall
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Rainbow Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow
Rush Moving Pictures
Say Anything Baseball
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

4.0 excellent
340ml Sorry For The Delay
Smooth tones, Nodable beats, Afro-Funk bass. This album is great for the people who like Ska, Dub and Reggae. It would also be great for those of you who like to spark up and explore the sky.
Aborted Global Flatline
Adolescents Adolescents
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence
All Shall Perish Awaken the Dreamers
Anthrax Spreading The Disease
Anthrax Among The Living
Assuck Misery Index
Atmosphere God Loves Ugly
Atmosphere When Life Gives You Lemons...
Autopsy Severed Survival
Beardfish Sleeping in Traffic: Part One
Behemoth Demigod
Behemoth Evangelion
Behemoth Evangelica Heretica
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Star Black Star
Blind Zero Trigger
This Embodies My Idea Of 90's Rock Music. It's Like Creed, Bush, Pearl Jam and Blind Melon in one band, but without the shitty aspects of Creed and Bush. One of those aspects being that they're Creed and Bush.
Caliban I Am Nemesis
Cattle Decapitation Homovore
Cattle Decapitation Human Jerky
Cream Disraeli Gears
Cream Wheels Of Fire
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
Death Leprosy
Death Cab for Cutie Plans
Frank Ocean Nostalgia, Ultra.
Gaza No Absolutes in Human Suffering
Gorillaz Gorillaz
In Flames Whoracle
In Flames Reroute to Remain
Interrupting Cow Desecration Of The Universe
Iron Maiden Killers
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Iron Maiden Piece Of Mind
Jeff Loomis Zero Order Phase
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Manchester Orchestra I'm Like a Virgin Losing a Child
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Megadeth Countdown To Extinction
Megadeth Rust In Peace
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
Metallica Master Of Puppets
Metallica ...And Justice For All
MGMT Oracular Spectacular
Misfits Static Age
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Napalm Death Scum
Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration
Opeth Blackwater Park
Pantera Official Live: 101 Proof
Rainbow Rising
Right Away, Great Captain! The Eventually Home
Rush 2112
Slayer Christ Illusion
Slayer Reign In Blood
Suicide Silence The Cleansing
Tech N9ne All 6's and 7's
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
The Killers Live from the Royal Albert Hall
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
Tyler, the Creator Bastard
Weezer Weezer

3.5 great
Absu Abzu
Adele 21
Adele 19
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall
Amon Amarth The Avenger
Amon Amarth The Arrival of the Fimbul Winter
Ancestors Of Sound Mind
Ancestors Neptune With Fire
Blend Mastodons Leviathan and Blood Mountain together. Ancestors - Neptune With Fire. Just
my opinion. Great songs though
Anthrax Fistful Of Metal
August Burns Red Messengers
Beyonce I Am... Sasha Fierce
Black Sabbath Mob Rules
Black Sabbath Heaven And Hell
Cannibal Corpse Butchered At Birth
Cannibal Corpse Tomb Of The Mutilated
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor
Cattle Decapitation Humanure
Cattle Decapitation Karma.Bloody.Karma
Celtic Frost Monotheist
Cerebral Bore Maniacal Miscreation
Cool Calm Pete Lost
Daley Those Who Wait
Darkest Hour The Human Romance
Dead Kennedys Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death
Death Spiritual Healing
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Decapitated Carnival Is Forever
Evergreen Terrace Writer's Block
An album of decent enough covers that just straight jams. Not meant to be too deep, I mean it's a cover album, but if you want to just kick shit to some already good tunes in a different style, this is awesome. Some might say it butchers the song, but personal opinion is that it's just a different take.
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Gorillaz Plastic Beach
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
Interrupting Cow Sunshine Rainbows
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden Fear Of The Dark
Jag Panzer Ample Destruction
Jay-Z The Black Album
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Katy Perry Teenage Dream
Lupe Fiasco Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor
Manchester Orchestra Mean Everything to Nothing
Manchester Orchestra Nobody Sings Anymore
Marcy Playground Marcy Playground
mc chris Part Six, Part One
mc chris Part Six, Part Three
mc chris mc chris Goes to Hell
mc chris Part Six, Part Two
Misfits Earth A.D./Wolf's Blood
Noisettes Wild Young Hearts
Opeth Damnation
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Origin Antithesis
Phil Collins Face Value
Rush Rush
Rush Hemispheres
Slayer God Hates Us All
Slayer Seasons In The Abyss
Slayer South Of Heaven
Slayer Show No Mercy
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed
Suicide Silence The Black Crown
The Beards Beards, Beards, Beards
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles Help!
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma
The Fall of Troy Manipulator
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Horrible Crowes Elsie
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Killers Day & Age
The Narrative Just Say Yes
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina/The Machines Of God
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
Vader Welcome to the Morbid Reich
Venom Black Metal
Vlad Tepes Celtic Poetry
Weezer The Green Album
ZZ Top Fandango!

3.0 good
340ml Moving
Absu The Third Storm Of Cythraul
Aesop Rock None Shall Pass
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising
Amon Amarth The Crusher
Amon Amarth Versus the World
Amon Amarth Sorrow Throughout the Nine Worlds
Anthrax Persistence Of Time
APOSTATE Seaborne
Attila Rage
Blind Melon Blind Melon
Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back To Life
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Coffee Project Easy Does It
Evanescence The Open Door
Four Year Strong Enemy Of The World
Gorillaz Demon Days
Jay-Z The Blueprint 3
Katy Perry One of the Boys
Lil Wayne Tha Carter IV
Lupe Fiasco Lasers
mc chris mc chris is dead
mc chris Life's A Bitch And I'm Her Pimp
OFWGKTA Radical
OFWGKTA The Odd Future Tape
Opeth Heritage
Origin Entity
Right Away, Great Captain! The Bitter End
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed
The Cars The Cars
The Exploited Troops of Tomorrow
The Killers Sam's Town
Torsofuck As Semen Blends with Rot
Tyler, the Creator Goblin

2.5 average
Amon Amarth Thor Arise
Attila Soundtrack to a Party
August Burns Red Leveler
Gorillaz The Fall
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III
Megadeth United Abominations
The Beatles Yellow Submarine

2.0 poor
Attila Outlawed
Lil Wayne Rebirth
Metallica Metallica

1.5 very poor
Metallica Death Magnetic
Metallica Load
Metallica Reload

1.0 awful
Korn The Path of Totality
Megadeth Endgame
Metallica St. Anger
Raventhrone Endless Conflict Theorem
Oh My Odin. I HATE having to put a black metal band on Awful, but this album is fucking
terrible. It's like if you took the synth parts from Children of Bodom and mixed it so they
were above everything else. The riffs consisted of the same repetitive chug. The vocals
were okay, very Viking Metalish, but not brutally, guttural. HOWEVER, the actual singer
sounded like pure vomit in my ears. This album wasn't mixed well, and in my opinion wasn't
written very well either. Go listen to it if you want, but just be careful. What has been
heard cannot be unheard, remember that.
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