The Callous Daoboys   Celebrity Therapist
4.0
excellent
Release Date: 2022
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4.5 superbTequila Mockingbird : Drunk Author | September 2nd 22

Listen to this and enjoy it before really annoying people on the site try and tell you this is overrated garbage

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5.0 classicTyler White STAFF | September 2nd 22

Waaaaay better than the Dallas Cowboys

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4.5 superbComatorium. | September 2nd 22

When you need to have a stupid contrarian sound off so badly that you can?t even be arsed to get a single song name correct

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2.5 averageDaniel Strathdee | December 6th 22

Baby's first mathcore album

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4.0 excellentNBA | September 2nd 22

dont your soundoffs because they're dumb and wrong people your reddit karma doesn't extend to this site

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4.0 excellentigordrago | January 16th 23

Album is a grower and once get everything it has to offer it?s a real treat.

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2.5 averageu know we straight up doin UR MOOOM | September 10th 22

i like the screamy bits and the bambam drums. u can toss the rest

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4.5 superbVanilla Scoop Rangler (don\'t come near me I have a gun) | September 10th 22

This is the type of music to blast in a church while eating a bouquet of bananas in the evening

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4.5 superbajcollins15 | September 8th 22

When it comes to the Callous Daoboys there is really no one like them out there right now. Mathcore has had a lot of revolution the last few years and in a lot of ways you can say they are the apex of the blistering cluster-fuck of a mathcore genre. This album is a long time coming for the band and it shows off the avant-grade nature the band has been building for the last few years. A great addition to a really odd genre.

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4.0 excellentErwann S. STAFF | September 7th 22

Frantic mathcore that brings the spazz in their compositions. It's a clusterfuck of ideas, but one that does make sense. The addition of clean passages softens the overall soundscape and elevates the whole lot to the best of the genre post-TDEP. 3.8

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4.5 superbInfernalDeity CONTRIBUTOR | September 3rd 22

My writing style is not geared to reviewing this kind of album so I wont, but someone needs to get on it asap. Killer release.

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4.5 superbTheSupernatural | September 3rd 22

A lot of people with way higher music cred are going to tell you this metalcore wankery is better than the Daoboys' previous album of metalcore wankery, and those people would be

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4.0 excellentchilledpunkrock | September 3rd 22

I really miss Dillinger Escape Plan but this helps fill that void, with some extra weirdness thrown in there. Awesome stuff.

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4.5 superbNine | September 2nd 22

Everything I've wanted from this group and then some. Lots of their frantic musical ideas from their debut 'Die on Mars' appear more realized and brushed up here making this a solid, concise record. Honestly, it's hard to pick a standout, but I find myself returning to 'Beautiful Dude Missile' and 'What is Delicious? Who Swarms?' quite a bit. 'Celebrity Therapist' will throw you curveballs, constantly.

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