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Last Active 10-15-18 12:57 am
Joined 09-06-12
Review Comments 1,375
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 | Dissonant GAAAAAAWD DAMNIT IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU...QUOT SPUTNIK?? YOU DAMNIT SKONG BONG PONG KING KONG'S ANAL HAIRS GOOPLY LOOP XOX FROZLEEEPVARJOOF BARF s*** ASS SWEET PUBIC DICK EARS DAMNIT I'LL START BY ONTRODUCING MYSELF YEAH YEAH MY NAME IS......s***DICK???
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 | KoolAidDeenkaZark ORGZLON IN MY GINGER ALE WITH TOMMY THE TOMORROW **** DAMNIT YOU BETTA GET YA ASSS BACK ON SPUTNIK DAMNIT YEAH YEAH THIS IS THE SPUTNIK REVIVAL DAMNIT HELLO??
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| Dissonant GAWWD DAMNIT MORRRE LIKE ......IS THE FROGSTOMP PAGE GOING TO SEE A ...REVIVAL AFTER HIBERNATION ??????
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| Dissonant ****ING s*** YES YES IEEEM GUESSING WE NEED TO START WITH .......NAPALM DEATH AGAIN YEAH YEAH THOSE REVIEWS WOULD BE A ..........SUBMERGED SPOT LURKING AROUND AND LIKE AN.....ENCHILADA???????
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| Dissonant DAMNIT IEEEEEE SEE THAT SEXY ....UPDATED POCTURE EHEHEHE DAMNIT YOU'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO ..........REVIEWING AGAIN???
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 | SunnyDBazloofJoofASS WHO IN MY COFFEE STAINED BARF CIRCUMCISED COCK RING TOSSED SUNNY D IN MY ****ING POOL DAMNIT MY ASSHOLE IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE WITH THE WEIGHT OF THE VITAMIN C WATING MY ....HAIRY ORANGE??
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 | DoctorGerald Relax, your hemorrhoid will be treated shortly.
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 | stizzjains UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNIT YEAH IS THIS ............TOMMY THE TIME CAPSULE ****ER 600000??
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| Dissonant EHEHEHE DAMNIT IEEE KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST NOWWWWW GET YOUR KEYASSBOARDS READY TO UNLEASH .......THE GERALD RESURGENCE ?
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| Dissonant YEAH YEAH..ICE BARFS ON THE DIAPER QUEEF FARTS?
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 | Sinternet I wanna see six hot loads on your DI's hat
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| Dissonant SPUUUUUTNIK REUNION PHONE HOME VERSION 405845809845840545405?? Bah s*** lol idk tbh I might review more
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| Dissonant UHHHHHHH DAMNIT IEEE SEE YOU RATING SHIEEEET YEAH YEAH LET'S JUST...GET BACK IN THE STUDIO ALREADY??
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 | Frippertronics probably like last year or something idk it's so hard to tell now
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 | RLWFormula AHHHHHHHHHHHH ****ING s*** WHAT IN MY DONKEY QUEEF ZEBRA s*** WIPE NOOOO YEAH DOES THAT MEAN BRING YOUR OWN BOTCHES????? WAH WE HAVE SO MANY OF THOSE EHEEHHE YEAH MORRRRR LIKE PSYCHO GROUPIE COGAYNE CRAZY?
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| RLWFormula DAMNIT WHO THE **** ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT ****ING s*** THE ONLY FAG I KNOW OF IS ......ERIC EHEHEHE ****ING IEEEM NOT A FAYJEEEEET ZOOOOOOG GOOGPY
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| RLWFormula PEEEEHEEHHE ESS shiit you're telling me lol my bassist/mookid etc etc etc reviews are literally steaming piles of gorilla s*** i mean **** dude i swear English was like our 100th language back then lol BUT THANK YOU KURTZ FOR......MAKING US BETTER AT REVIEWING? no
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| RLWFormula UHHHHHHHHHEEM YEAH YEAH OR...................CRANDY NEWMAN?
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| RLWFormula God damn lmao @ at some of these old ass reviews dude they're gold. ****ing lol wtf "That's 2 for 2 ladies and gentleman, because the bass and drums are about as irrelevant as all these Gerald alts"
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| RLWFormula UHHHHH ****ING WHYYY WOULD YOU DO THAT EHEHEH MOORRRE LIKE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING IEEM GOING TO RUUN TO THE ....SAND NOGGA' QUEEN'S TOBACCOHOOOHO AND BUY MORE SMAUKS EHEHE YEAH YEHA I WENT AN ENTIRE ......12 HOURS WITHOUT SMOKING?
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| RLWFormula EHEHEHEHE GAWWD DAMNIT IEEE HOPE YOU LIKE MY NEW PROFILE PICTURE HAHAHHAHAHAA YEAH YEAH ....................I'VE FINALLY MOVED INTO THAT ASSPARTMENT IN WYOMING??
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| RLWFormula UHHHHHHHHHHEEM DAMNIT I ****ING HATED THAT CLASS WHEN I WAS ALWAYS THE ONE GETTING YELLED AT BY MC...DICKBRIDE AND YOU ALL ALWAYS GOT ME IN TROUBLE WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH ****ING DAMNIT YEAH YEAH TURN AROUND WILLIAM AND WATHC OBAMA GIVE HIS SPEECH ABOUT FARTING ON THE REs***CCION OF 2008 ZOOOOB
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| RLWFormula ****ING DAMNIT I HOPE SO ERHEHRHE AND MAKE POLIDICKTAL SONGS ABOUT .....TRUMP BUILDING A WALL THAT WILL GUIDE US INTO.....WYOMING TO LASSO BITCHES ON OUR DICKHOLES AND CALL OURSELVES SANDY CHEEK s***TERS EHEHEHEHE DAMNIT ****ING WHYYY HAVEN'T YOU ......POSTED ON RATE YOUR s*** YET?
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| RLWFormula ****ING HAIRY POOOOT s*** IEEE I'M JUST SITTING OUTSIDE OF ......ANDERSON WAIIITING FOR...EGGE TO CATCH ME TAKING A SMAUK BREAK??
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| RLWFormula GAWWD DAMNIT WAH YOU BETCHA' YOU KLONG PAUL LOOQWOONFLOONGA DAMNIT IEEEM CHANGING MY MAJOR TO.....BUSINESS IN SPUTNIKMUSIC???
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| RLWFormula uhhhh DAMNIT YEAH YEAH PUT A RATING DOSPENSER HERE???
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| RLWFormula YEAH YEAH CALM THE **** DOWN CALM THE **** DOWN CALM no
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| RLWFormula DAMNIT FOR THE LOVE OF SCRAPING THE 4 MONTH OLD MIL..DEEEWEWEWEEE OFF THESE GODDAMN FLOORS AND THEN SHOVING IT IN MY HAIIIRY MOUTH AND CALLING MYSELF A SHREK OGRE s***TER 40000000000 DAMNIT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT SUBs***TING SOME STUPID s*** ASS **** PARASOOFNAUNFLUANKGUS OF THAT NEW s*** ALBUM OF THEIRS DAMNIT BUT OHOO WHAT I ...DODOOOOOODOODDODODO WAWNT IS MORE BEER TO ENTER MY DICKHOLE TONIGH WHA WAH WAH WAH AND THIS HOT BITCH JUST FLAKED MY LONELY DICKHOLE DAMNIT PREPARE FOR LIVER DESTRUCTION??
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| RLWFormula UHHHHEEEEM DAMNIT MORRRE LIKE .........DON'T LET PRESTON CATCH US MAKING ALTS OR ELSE WE'LL ALL FAIL JOMATRY AND HAVE TO........RETAKE THE SOL??
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| RLWFormula EHEHEHE DAMNIT ****ING s*** THIS NOFAP IS MAKING ME HAIIIIIIIIR PISSED OFF FDAMNIT ****ING IEEEM ABOUT TO START ASKING OUT FAT BLOCK NOGGERS AT THIS POINT I DUN'T EVEN GIVE ME TOOTSIE JACKET GRASS OOZLY PISS PIPER DON FLOOGUS AND WHERRRRE DID I PUT MY CAMELS AT ??
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 | Metro0092 ****ING HAZ HOZ BOZ ****ING s*** QUEEF ASS PENIS DAMNIT WHERE ARE YOU ON THIS SITE YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY ....MUSICAL NEIGHHHBOR?
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| Metro0092 UHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNIT OF s*** COURSE FOR FART'S SAKES DUNT TELL ME YOU'VE.............ADDED OUR MUSIC HERE NOWWW?
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| Metro0092 EEHEH ****ING SERIOUSLY DAMNIT HELLO BABY SPUTs*** REVIVVAL 49045454954540509485.0??`
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| Metro0092 Lol the frog stomp page WAH WAH PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME JOM
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| Metro0092 DAMNIT DOES ANYONE ON THIS SITE... KNOW WHAT MY s*** SMELLS LIKE??
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 | ughghg damnit dude i think bandcamp is ****ing... DOWN ? ****ing can't listen to it it right now or evend ownload it gugguu DAMNIT I WILL SOON THOUGH BABY WAH I MIS YOUR SEXY TRACKS
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 | itchybutthole LMAO I was just listening their new disco song ahah its so good tbh i wanna have gay butt sex to it, im back to listening to good music again KANYE WEST that trve s*** yo i love him tbh also s*** in my mouth please im thirsty af
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| itchybutthole Man we should defo catch up sometime realtalk, im just so happy rn and i was wondering if u feel the same way as i do! Like tbh when we used to chat i was so depressed lmao u helped my out a lot believe me or not
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| itchybutthole Idk i just like miss u or sumthin its like damn been so long ya know
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 | daddyitchy yall VIRGINians done with sputdick or what
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 | Itchy2014 have you seen will lately? dude just vanished all of a sudden, he hasn't been on facebook in over a week so tbh i'm starting to worry if he died from stuffing s*** in his asshole tbh. weird af, i wish he'd cum back
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 | ItchyPenis sorry but i have reported you for NSFW profile pic, enjoy your last moments of freedom
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 | Penis what songs/album would u recommend listening?
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 | Slozio LMFAO why dus SkaCali keep bringing up the topic of daddy dick???? eeeehhm, tbh that's kind of weird LOL eehehehehe shuld i pierce my ballsac or not? pls answer this question
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| Slozio WHAT????? YOU ****ING LISTEN HERE YOU ARE NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE GET ANOTHER s*** INFESTED BUFFALO WILD WINGS TRIP IN WAH SNAH TASFAH ZASFAH DAMNIT WHAT TIME DOES THE .....BUS EVEN LEAVE THEN???? ****ING s*** I BETTA' BRING MY LAPTOP SO I CAN FINGER MY ASSHOLE IN THE SEXIEST SMELLING BATHROOM EVER AND THEN FART ON THE USED SECTION OF FYE AND THEN WALK OUT WITH 4000000000000000000000000000000 CD'S ZOOOB
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| Slozio DAMNIT WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TAKE AUUUUHH s*** ALL OVER A NEW USER'S SHOUTBOX LIKE THIS WAH ARE YOU GOING TO s*** IN MY ASSHOLE SOMETIME TOMORROW OR MUUUUNDAY BEFORE YOUR GAY ASS GAYNE TRIP WAH WHAT DAY ARE YOU EVEN LEAVING
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 | ItchyEatAcid would you mail me a double ended dildo this christmas for me and my dog? i feel like its not working out in the bedroom for us and i wanna spice things up ;)
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| ItchyEatAcid new account #newlifenewbeginnings #ripskacali #sames***relatedshouts
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 | SkaCali why does ryan keep messaging me? its getting a little creppy tbh i think hes obsessed with my penis size and he wants to know my dick sucking technic lmao i keep telling him 2 hands no teeth and you should be fine. pls handle this , thanks in advance. ps: s*** ON MY ASS
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| SkaCali always hold the door open for a lady. not because she is a lady but because you are a gentleman.[2]
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| SkaCali haaha bro tbh earlier i was eating' a hot dog and tbh all i thought of was my last gf blowin' me so tbh i just came so hard on the hot dog thinking of it LOL **** man this is bad
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| SkaCali Some african american women just asked me for directions and I was like yo ya know my boi will aka pesty?? They didnt know who u were tbh
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| SkaCali i know you want to destroy my butthole since the first time you saw my contemplative sunglassed face and baby you can have it all buffet style ;)
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| SkaCali oh shiiiiiiiiiit i thought our beautilful friends*** was over but tbh deep down i knew you wanted some more of this daddy dick ;) it does make me a little sad the fact that youd rather make fart jokes than share your feelings with me eheheha oh baby just s*** on my ass already lemme feel that delicious crusty s*** all over my butttttt gonna spread that s*** all over and call it a virginia made chocolate cake hummmmmmmm yes my favorite ive heard wonders about virginias home made bakery LMAO
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| itchybutthole you see ive dated women before and theyre too much work, too many problems too many complaints, you cannot satisfy them, guys are totally opposite!you can ****ing fool around with a guy and he'll be very happy even if you do it wrong, they dont give a s***, you can orgasm so much better , with a woman its like " oh wtf i dont even wanna do this it ****ing stinks down here"
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| SkaCali im not sure if youre aware of my odor fetish but i was wondering how do you and mookido smell like and who smells better, pls respond
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| SkaCali i feel like since i started gaining weight this summer my penis has been decreasing in since ,weird af,thoughts?
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 | Mookid and yooo if you can try to get ENG 112 with William Behela' on MWF 12-12:50 so we can FART TOGETHER FINALLY AND .....POS EACH OTHER'S ESSAYS??
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| Mookid Lol wow Eric is pissed because I'm sellin' my ps4 LMFAO WHAT A **** DAMNIT DUN'T YOU KNOW GAMES ARE FOR ****S THAT EAT s*** OUT OF DREW'S BALD ASSHOLE WHEHEHEHEHEHE DAMNIT I CAN'T WAIT TO FINALLY BUY MOUNTAIN DEWS AND CD'S AGAIN AND PLANT MY DICK DOWN INTO SEXY LEFT 4 DEAD 2 GARDEN MAAADE FROM MY STEW FART HAIIIRS
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| SkaCali Eams tbh I wonder if shes still a virgin
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| Mookid UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNIT NO NO NO NOT THAT DICK PICTURE AGAIN GAUUUD ****ING DAMNIT IS THIS SENIA' YEAR IN OUR TENDA' ASSHOLES AGAIN WAAITING TO EXPLODE FROM ME SKIPPIN' SDV BUT NOOO I CAN'T **** I JUST WANT THIS LEFT 4 DEAD 2 INSTALLATION TO FINISH SO I CAN PLAY IT FOR THE NEXT 400000 HOURS
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| SkaCali The only cool thing about being an adult is that you get to smoke weed in your living room
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| SkaCali tonight i feel empty inside therefore i have nothing to say but im just gonna say that A conscious being creates the world around him, it is either hell or a simulation based on its perspective I'LL change my perspective. SO THAT I CAN TRANSCEND easily and softly. you still my brotha , the stamp of brotherhood is here eternally, bye tomorrow
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| SkaCali , im not sure if im selling myself short but this chick is into me, my brah told me so i know for sure ,and tbh she might be a lil overwheight but she mad cute and way over my leaguei do hate overwheight pussy tho, its not a pretty pussy
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| SkaCali youre right dude even tho it hurts i have to let her go , i just wish she wasnt that perfect ,i mean really where am i gonna find someone as good as her life just isnt the same without her but i have no one to blame but me i ****ed it up maan.and even tho i like to think everythings ok now i feel like im damaged inside forever im just not the same person anymore and people around me can tell. i gotta get my s*** together and find true love somewhere else but god i miss her so much
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| SkaCali hot chicks and butts and boobs but i really dont enjoy materializing women, i just want somebody to love , someone who appreciates me for who i am someone who i feel like giving myself to.
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| SkaCali I still remember the 1st time i listened to "its album time", i was studying macroeconomics and i got a text from my baby whish surprised me(she knows i dont like to be bothered when im working) she said that i meant a lot to her and i made her very happy, it felt so good to hear those words ,it put a smile on my face just like this silly disco album was putting me on a good mood , that was the last time i truly felt like i was a happy person, god i miss her so much. me and my friends talk about
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| SkaCali you might go "SMEARED CHEESE ALL OVER YOUR BUTT YOURE A FAG" on me but i think deep down we all can relate to this, unfortunaly im still not able the use the word "feellin/feel" but i guess when it comes to trying to put your self out there and expressing whats going on inside you ,its baby steps.
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| SkaCali wearing nothing but your underwear and you get mad cuz you dont like youre a ****ing asshole cuz deep down shes just showing that she cares about you and she wants to do exciting things with you and honestly if theres still love and affection ,thats all that matters cuz we both know that those "i really like you , youre the best guy ive ever met i really think were on this for the long run" theyre just ****ing bulls*** and they go away when you least expect to if you stop caring.
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| SkaCali want them to be weird and get them into weird things but ive come to realize that it doesnt have to be this way, maybe I should be the one changing and accepting people for who they are,who knows if the woman of your life is into shopping hard(i hate shopping) and yet shell fit just fine into your life, i always push people away from me because of this this isnt me tho , i dont want to be this way anymore , cuz honestly if your gf wants to go out to a fancy place but youd rather be at home
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| SkaCali when is 5am and theres nobody online with a non english name, for some reason i always find confort in your shoutbox ,this is a place where i can type down whatever i want to and i wont be judge , cuz tbh sometimes i get in trouble with what i say in my daily interation with people, and yeah ive lost friends ive lost family members and ive definitely lost a bunch of nice girls because of that , i always expect people to put up with my s*** and unfortunaly i want them to be like me , i always
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| Mookid DAMNIT WHY WOULD YOU DIG THE PUBIC HAIIRS FROM MY EYEBALLS WHEN MY DICK IS ALREADY 40000 FEET LONG FROM THIS POTION I ORDERED FROM PORNHUB THAT WILL MAKE MY COCK GO BOAHHHHHHOOOO FOR PEE VESS QUACHE QUACHE DICK BLONDE FAT CHICKS HEEERRRE AT VWCC WAH CAN MY FART NOZZYLIO ITE CLASS BE EVER BEFORE I HAVE TO s*** ON THIS BLACK CUSHION BOBBHE'D HAIIIIRS
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| Mookid UHHH EE-YED LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOU WERE LISTENING TO FART DIIIIIG BURRRY MY ANAL HAIIIRS NOOOOOOO NOOO DAMNIT MUUUUUUDVAYNE YEAH YEAH SUCH A BRUTAL BAND
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| SkaCali business during exam" season. eheh i feel like typing random stuff down before sleep makes feel pretty sleepy ehehe anyway have a good night or wine
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| SkaCali the fact that you think id get high on a tuesday during mid term season makes me a little sad because i thought you knew me better than this by now tbh, i mean **** the last time i got high was last friday, i got high on a boat , it was honestly one of the best experiences of my life huumm soo good we were jammin that crazy trance s*** on the deck , it was smokey af down there, i think i held 2 joints at once at some point , but yeah it was halloween so i made an exception to the "no funny
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| SkaCali damn your english is almost perfect but youre not there yet tbh ,i meant that i need zzzzz recs from you ya know , that chill s*** aight? i need to relax bit cuz IM ****ING YOUR BITCH TONIGHT SOOOOOOOOOON hihihih just kidding im not your father and i dont know where your girl lives eheh i dont even know if you have a lady friend eheh yeah recs pls
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| SkaCali Sexy zzzzzz recs for my even sexier ass? I need to zzz hard this week tbh
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| SkaCali forgot to past this part of the text, it was supposed to be the 2nd shout ,this is after "because of this the people", enjoy
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| SkaCali of my village are jelous of me they know this kind of chick wont be around or village very often, some of them will never actually see an irl american hottie, therefore women want me(even tho im noot the best looking guy , they know you need to have some next level sex perfomances to pleasure the always demanding american hottie, they know i have what it takes to pleasure a woman), men want to be like me , i am basically the ****ing king of this sad yet fashionable,monotonous peripheral village
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| SkaCali so william do yourself a favor and get out there on that exciting college dating life , because some of us will never have the chance of being in your lucky ass shoes. ive been there once , i know how amazing and exciting it is and i hope soon you will experience it too.
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| SkaCali how does it feel to be surrounded by crazy hot american college chicks? hum yes yes the kind of female ,the people of my village have been desiring and watching on american pie movies since the tender age of 13? ya know. i have actually done things with an american chick once oh yes yes turist chick (way out of my league brah) i felt so alive she felt so alive i showed her around it was a brief happy time for me and i also like to believe it was happy times for her. because of this the people
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| Mookid ****ing ugguug that's not guuuud there are like 9 people still in the clASS taking it ugggugugug DAMNIT MY ANXIETY BALLSAC HAIIIRS ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE FROM CHEWIN' ON THIS REDMAN WAH DAMNIT WHERE IS MY BUZZ AT
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| Mookid GOD ****ING DAMNIT CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE THIS MASSTH TEST ALREADY AND s*** ON SOMEONE'S EARLOBE WHILE I OBVIOUSLY GET A ONE HUN DRE DRE DRE DRE DRE HUN DRE DRE DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY DED ON IT WAH DAMNIT ARE YOU GOING TO s*** ON MY ASSHOLE TONIGHT EHEHEHEH I CAN'T WAIT FOR US TO s*** ON THE BAZAAR TODAY WAH I WANT TO GET MARS V OLTA CDEHEEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHES'
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| itchybutthole its not funny dude, someone should call the cops on his perverted ass
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| itchybutthole oh hey good mourning , well it all started when five leaves(brendan schroer) starter going all pedo on the thread , saying the chicks from babymetal were hot and s***ttt ,he was being disgusting af dawwwg, and since then dev started patroling the thread every single day, and me and some of my boys were s***posting some stupid no pedo s***tery and got caught cuz of that ****ing guy, we got banned cuz of him basically cuz deviant started going through the thread basically every single day tbh
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| itchybutthole idk if our accidental talk yesterday made things awkward between us but i just wanted to let you know that i listened to leylines and tbh it was ok, it did not put me to sleep tho, thats how i usually rank ambient albums tbh, the ability to put me to sleep , likr for real dawg their pollen album puts me to sleep everytime , i dont think ive ever listened to it all the way through LMAO hard 4.5 right there brotha :~)
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| Mookid Lol wtf half of this math class is empty DAMNIT IS IT....FREHSMAN SKIP DAY???
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| Mookid DAMNIT THE ONLY SMELLY THING RIIIIGHT NOW IS SOMEONE'S FOOT HAIIIRS JESUS MAN WAH IS BRITNEY FERGUSON BACK IN ROANOKE TO SPRAY SEXY NASTY SWEATY TOE HAIIIRS IN THIS CLASSROOM AGAIN JESUS CHRIST THIS AROMA IS SO ****ING SEXY SHOULD I FLASH MY ASSCRACK THAT PROBABLY STILL HAS s*** ALL OVER IT AND PEOPLE CAN FEEL THE WRATH OF MY SEXY ASS JUICE EHEHEHEH
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| Mookid ME?? DAMNIT YOU AND I BOTH DICK KNOW THAT YOUR ASSCRACK COULDN'T STOP PLAYING s***OBLIO 3 FOR ONE MILLIMONGSECOND TO EAT SO YOU HAD TO EAT YOUR OWN s*** THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR US WHEN WE GO BUY **** DOLLS WAH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DAMNIT
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| Mookid Shiiit I think I'm going to get Lego Marvel Super Heroes DAMNIT I DON'T DICK CARE WHAT ANYONE FART SAYS WAH I LIKE THESE GAMES DAMNIT CAN I PLEASE STEP ON A LEGO HAIIIR AND THEN INSERT IT IN MY EAR AND THEN BUILD MYSELF A....s*** DISPENSA THAT s***S OUT s*** STAINED LEGOS AND THEN I CAN USE THEM AS BUILDING BLOCKS FOR WRITING MY NEXT REVIEW ON WHAT TYPE OF s*** CRAWLED OUT OF MY LEGO DISPENSED BELYL BUTTON HAIIIIIIIIR
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| Mookid ****ing ugh tomorrow will blow ass, but yeahhh oh well the student lounge isn't bad so i guess it will be FLARZ ok but ugugugu is it wednesday night yet?
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| Mookid DAMNIT ALL I WANT IS ANOTHER MOUNTAIN DEW LEMON GAY AADE WAH DAMNIT AND I'M STUCK HERE UNTIL LIKE 4:30 WAH I WANT TO GO HOME AND s*** IN MY ROOM
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| itchybutthole LMAO nice one brotha yeah im no sure if i told you this already but i dont really listen to stuff with a below 3.7 average , i just assumed theyre painfully average or just really ****ing bad ehaa but sure ill give it a listen since it has that world famous ,internationally aproved pesty stamp of aproval eheehh i need to clean my ears from this godawful new rancid album anyway LMAO damn you skagayli for getting me into these dudes
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| Mookid DAMNIT WHAT THE ZON FLOUNDER EAR NOSE SWEATER CRINKLED IN MY ASSCRACK AND WRAPPPIN' IT AROUND MY DICK AND THEN SWINGING IT AROUND A TREE AND CALLING MYSELF....TARZAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING LISTENIN' TO NU-METAL WAH IT'S ONLY THE GREATEST s*** EVER DAMNIT S STAR STAR STAR STAR ON MY ERA??
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| Mookid BUT BABY I WOULD BUT WAH I'M AT MY MOMS AND HOLY ****ING s*** THE COMPUTA' AND HER AND THE TV TOTALLY ARENT' LIKE 3 FEET APART SO WE CAN'T COMPARE BELLY BUTTONS GOD ****ING DAMNIT WAH OH WELL
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| Mookid AND HOLY YOGNOOPY POOP SCOOPA' UP MY DICK WAH WHY IS THERE SAND ON THIS CARPET GOD ****ING DAMNIT DON'T TELL ME I... FORGOT MY FLIP FLOPS??
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| Mookid GOD ****ING DAMNIT WHY DIDDN'T YOU JUST ...FAILED ON THE SDV FINAL s***AM THEN WE COULD HAVE SHARED BELLY BUTTON HAIIIIRS FOR A WHILE LONGA' WAH WHAT WILL I DO ........TALK TO JIMMA' ABOUT STOCKIN' LEEQUID ASS AT KROGAS? DAMNIT WAH I WANTED US TO TALK ABOUT WHAT DAYS WE WERE GOING TO PEE ESS ACHE ESS AND s*** ALL OVER OUR EARS WHILE WE COULD SKYPE IN EACH OTHER'S ASSHOLES AND LISTEN TO ERIC GET A GRENADE UP HIS ASS WAH
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| Mookid Ok but nah lollol, i'm ruuuuuuuuning to gamestop after this class so yeah i'll be at the s*** ASS lounge at like 11:30 so PLEASE WAIT FOR MY CHIPOTLE SAUCE DEPRIVED ASSCRACK PLEASE NOOO
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| Mookid DAMNIT NOWWWWW I AM NOT GOING TO SKIP INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE AFTER MATH AND GO HOME AND s*** ON PLANTS VS ZOMBIES INSTEAD OF SEXY IT s*** CLASS NOWWWW I'M SORRY BUT I'M AFRAID MY DICK WON'T BE SATURATED IN ANY CHIPOTLE SAUCE TODAY I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE MY DICK
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 | Itchybutts ahaha tbh stuff with female vox is 69% to like 80% of what i listen to ahah no homo tho, im very manly i watch monday night football i hit the gym BI weekly and i drink tons of beer with my bois every saturday when WWE is on ahah i also like landscaping :~)
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| Itchybutts hihihhihi ohhhhhhhhhhh emmmm geeeee what is this??? a bjork fanboiiii??!!?!? hhihehiehiaihih i knew you were trve jahgreeeeeed hiihihh oh bjork just take me away
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 | BartledooFartNugget OSHWAGGO DICK ZON M FART YOZOLIO DICK IN MY NUGGET s*** DAMNIT WHY DOESN'T THIS NUGGET FIT SQUARE IN MY BELLY BUTTON GOD ****ING DAMNIT NOWWW WHERE WILL I STORE THEM? DAMNIT IF IT'S IN THE SHED OUT BACK THEN I MIGHT AS WELL STICK THEM IN THE LAWNMOWA' GAS DISPENSA AND POUR BBQ SAUCE DOWN IT AND THEN HAVE MY LAWN SMELLING LIKE SARAHS' DICK BBQ BUFFALO SUB WHEN I s*** ON A FAPBREAD TOMORROA
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| Mookid BUT BABY I'VE MOVED ON FROM CDEHEHEHEHE'S NOWWWWW I BUY VIDEO s***AMES NOW WAH I'M SORRY DAMIT WOUD YOU LET MY DICK ENGROSS IN WOLFENSTEIN OR I WILL PUKE ALL OVER MY DICK AND THEN START CHUGGING 5400000 NOS'S AGAIN WAH WAH I NEED MY DICK TO EXPLODE WITH JOY AND WWHHYY DO I HAVE A HEADACHE VON ZOZNOLIOHONSLONG WAH I WANT MY DICK TO ACHE AND THEN FART ON IT AND HTEN IT WILL BE ALL BETTER
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| Mookid BUT BABY WAH WHYYY AREN'T WE FOLLOWING THE CURRICULUM FOR ALT MAKING WAH DON'T YOU KNOW WE NEED TO FIRST MAKE A... SPUTNIKMUSIC ACCOUNT AND THEN SPAWN 400000 ALTS IN A SINGLE DAY TO ACE THE ALT MAKING TEST WAH WAH I HOPE WE CAN GET OUR DEGREES AT ODU IN ALT MAKING. And lol yeahhh I got some stuff to do ova' the weekend, but none of it is difficult or anything, just nuisances really. Ugghghhg I want to get home alreada'
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| Mookid DAMNIT I'M GOING TO BE UP ALL FART NIGHT LIKE LAST NIGHT WAH I HAD A SEXY 2 HOUS' OF SLEEP AND MY HAIR HAIIIIRS WERE SO SEXY WAH I DON'T EVEN COMB MY DICK HAIR NO LONGA' WAH but yeha lol i'll be up all night, i wuuuuus last night but **** it was memorable
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| Mookid Yeahhh I just had mine and ****ing UGH I KNOW I did well on it but ****ing ugh I just want to see my GAYde already ugh oh well at least tomorrow I will but ****ing uguug anotha' anxiety filled night awaits. and yeahhh i'll be happa' when tomorrow is ova' with, p much monday and tuesday are the two days i just can't stand
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| Mookid Ugh well this week will be OK I guess ugugugu at least I'll have like no homes***ork to do but yeahh is it like wednesday night yet?
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| Itchybutts When the world works right, good things happen to and for good people and you are definitely good people
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 | PewterSammyShitAss EEYE-EEEEEEED LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOU WON'T STOP LOOKIN' AT MY DICK THAT WAY WHEN ALL I'M DOING IS STICKING THESE CHEESEBURGA' IN MY ASSHOLE TO REPLACE THE SUBWAY s*** SUBS I HAVE IN THERE WAH I'M SORRY BUT I WILL BE EATING MCDONALDS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND SAYING GUUUUDBYE SUBWAY NOWWWWW IF YOU'D EXCUSE ME I NEED TO PREPARE FOR FART s***TINGS ON TUESDAY WHEN I PERFORM AN FART-RAY ON MY FIRST FART KUSHION MADE FROM MCDONALDS s*** ****S ON TUESDAY
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 | BubbaVomitGobblerOK GOD ****ING DAMNIT WHY DO MY SEXY TITS NOT SPEAK CHINESE TO ME NO LONGA' WAH DAMNIT I'M TRYING OT EAT THIS HOT AND SOUR SOUP AND POUR THEM ON MY TIT HAIIIRS BUT THEY AREN'T GETTING HORNEHEHEHEHE DAMNIT CAN SOMEONE HELP MY BOOBEHEHEEHEHEHH'S CRAWL OUT FROM THE DICK DARK AND SPEAK TO ME WAH WHA WHA DAMNIT I'M COUNTING TO FART AND IF THEY DON'T SPEAK TO ME THEN I'M DISMANTILING THEM AND THEN PLACING THEM ON YOUR JEEP HEADLIGHTS AND YOU CAN DRIVE AROUND WITH TITS THAT ARE ...GLOW IN THE DARK??
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| Itchybutts You will be happy to know that sputnikmusic.com focuses on love poems and quotes that are positive, romantic, and easy to understand- http://www65.zippyshare.com/v/5092537/file.html
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| Mookid Ugh and s*** I don't think I have enuuuuuf for this PS4 but yeahh my dad might pay the rest and then I can pay him back uggugu **** I want it so badla' DAMNIT WAH I JUST WANT TO GET ...DESTINY AND STROKE ERIC'S COCK SO WE CAN BOTH PLAY TOGETHA' AND FLOAT IN s***DOWNMYASSHOLEWHILEIEATs***FROMABOOMER'SMOUTHDAMNITCANIPLEASEGETHOMEAND****INGPLAYLEFT4COCKANDFAILTHISs***ERMALREADAGONZONZLIOLOIZOCIORIONVILLE
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| Mookid DAMNIT I'M SORRY THAT I WASN'T HEEREE TODAY TO FART ON YOUR BOOKWORM CUSHION IN THE FAP LOUNGE BUT WAH I FINSIHED THIS TOTALLY DIFFICULT TEST IN 15 MINUTES AND WAH I JUST WANTED TO GO HOME AND s*** DOWN A BOOMER'S MOUTH AND STARTLE ANOTHA' WITCH SO SHE WOULD COME AFTA' ME AND THEN KILL ME YEAH YEAH YEAH STARTLEEE MEEEEEE, SOMEONEEEEE SAVE MEEEEEE
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| Mookid EEEEEHM DAMNIT I AM NOT DOING THE DICK SAME ON FRIDAY SO I CAN ****ING BUY ....TACO BELL?? AND s*** ALL OVER MY XBO 360 FOR HTE LAST TIME FOREVA' WHEN I BUY THIS PS4 ugh but yeah lol i'm not going to have like any games for it lol. ugh oh well for chrieeestmas i'll get a s*** ton of cash from work and relatives so i can buy some good shiiit DAMNIT ARE THEY GOING OT MAKE A.....CONSOLE VERSION OF HAPPY WHEELS?
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| Mookid Ugh I can't wait for tonight and tomororw night ugugu is it like time for left 4 my s*** time now? DAMNIT IF I DON'T GET TO BEAT THIS DICK CAMPAIGN NAMED CRASH COURSE THEN DAMNIT I WILL CRASH IN YOUR ASSHOLE TONIGHT AND UNCLOG YOUR s*** HOLE SO YOU CAN BE ON SPUUUUTNIK MORE AND STARE AT MY SEXY PROFILE PICTURE
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| Mookid BECAUSE MY s*** SMELLS LIKE THE ANDERSON HALLWAY UNLIKE YOURS WHICH PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE AN OVERDOSE OF SUBWAY???
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| Mookid AND HOLY ****ING s***.... MY SDV CLASS LASTED ...10 MINUTES?? OH MY ****ING HAIRY MOUNTAIN DEW FART ZEEPITAY THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT WORTH FOR MY GAS JESUS ****ING SHJIT
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| Mookid lol uglia' but didn't you say that last time and you got a C at leaet? lolol ugh well i'm actually reall COCKfident in this math test, but yeahh hthis ITP midterm will suck more s***s than when i inhaled 40000 gallons of sea water by mistake and wated my nose with hairy shark jizz WAH
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| Mookid Lol I'm' so ****ed in the tight FART sack for this midterm llol oh well the projects and homework will make up for it ****ing s*** IN MY ASSHOL
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| Mookid EEEEHHHHHUHHHHEEHEHEHEHM lol yeah ugh dude ****ing thank jesus the assignments in this IT class are starting to wind down. only have this oone due on the 9th and we only have like 4 more to do after that ugugu that's a huge relief. s*** dude i can't wait for next semester or like ya know CHRISTMAS??/ DAMNIT I BETTA' GET SOME FART SNIFFINGS FROM SANTA COCK LAUSE WAH I HOPE I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY AND SNIFFED 40000 ASCRACK THIS YEAR
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| Mookid UHHHEEEM DAMNIT WHAT THE **** DICK MONSTER AMPED UP ASSCRACK IN MY ASS DAMNIT NOWWW WHAT WAS THAT DAMNIT DON'T TELL ME WE ARE MAKING THE FART KUSHION DIARIES OH NO F****ING FART ZOZLIEEHEEH EEHE O H MY ****ING s*** YES DAMNIT NOWW CAN I PLEASE GET THIS PS4 ON THURSDAY OR ARE YOU GOING TO BUY A s***BOX ONE... ??? MORE LIKE ONE FART EATAS TO SNIFF MY FARTS?
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| Mookid EEEEEEHM lol mouse uh pad
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| Itchybutts My dick is crooked Rihanna made a song"to the left to the left " have you heard it?
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| Mookid OK NOW THAT IS DICK FART IT WAH I'M NOT GOING TO BE ON THIS SITE IF YOUR ORJLAMI FART MELON DICK BARF s*** ASS WON'T BE HERE TO COMFORT MISTA' KRABS WHEN HE SMELLS KROZLY'S ASS DAMNIT IS IT ..SATURDAY TET DAMNIT I JUST WANT US TO FIND THE KORN DISCOGRAPHY BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT MATTERS IN MUSIC DAMNIT ****
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| Mookid DAMNIT YOU SCONG GONG JOM'S CAUN-DUM WAH I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SEE YOUR BELLY BUTTON OH NO IS YOUR ZEEP HAR EVEN BACK IN YOUR PARKING LOT'S ASSCRACK YET
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| Mookid Ah s*** lol well alright. Where are you now? I'm going to head out now anyway ****ing ugh I might as well, I realyl can't even start anything right now because i have to go in a few. So yeah i'm on my way lol yeah i'll try and find you ugug
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| Mookid good christ lol are you serious? can you even start it? and yeah this day isn't going so well for either my god dude i literally have NO free time these days ****ing god damn i'm getting real tired of this s***.
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| Mookid ugh ****ing god so yeah can you make it at like 4 to the bazaar or something? i can't do it tomorrow -____-
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| Mookid god ****ing damnit, i won't be able to ****ing make it tomorrow. my mom just wants to get my ****ing flu shot so damn badly so i guess i'm going to have to do that yaaaay. then i have to work , ****ing AMAZING HOLY ****ING s*** THIS HAS TURNED OUT EXACTLY HOW I PLANNED DOUH DOUH DOUH DOUH DOUH DOUH
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| Mookid Ah what the **** i gotta go to some academic coaching s*** or something ugugug i forgot about that. yeahhhh it's at 3 so ****ing ugh guggugu
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| Mookid yeah i've had plenty of those already -___-. yeah lolol nice. I'll probably run to hte bazaar during that time if you want to join me or w/e. i gotta get my flu shot ugugguu **** i dont' want to leave this house. s*** well i better submit this IT project ****ing ugh submitthing things takes forever on BB
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| Mookid Yeahhh well I've gotta do quite a lot of shiit (just petty stuff but there's a lot of it) at some point today but yeahh that'll probably be late this afternoon. I"m playing left 4 cock right now but **** yeahhh I myself need to start this interview paper guguugugu
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| Mookid IS THE SEXY TRACK MADE YET MAH
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| Mookid WEE HEE I'M A PRETTY ASS SNIFFA LIKE MISTA' KRABS NOAHOOOWWW IS IT TONIGHT YET WAH ALL I WANT TO DO IS s*** WITH YOU BUT DAMNIT SO FAR AWWAAAAAY
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| Itchybutts earrings and videogames are gay dude even gayer than sucking black dick (whish i did last week) #noregrets #nofilter aight
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| Mookid Ahhh QUAVLOOB ok. Ugh well tomorrow will suck ass but ugh thank heavens the rest of the DICK week will rule
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| Mookid yeahhh and thank fuuuck we are reviewin' too ugugug that's a biiiig heeeelp and yeah what type of needle did you use? i really don't want to do it wrong then get my EAR infected WAH HOW WILL I SHOVE....COCKS IN MY EAR FOR TOMMY IF IT'S INFECTED
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| Mookid oh my ****ing s*** yes our midterm is next thursday and not monday ugh ****ing s*** yes omfg this is great
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| Mookid btw lolol i'm honestly thinking about piercing my. .NIPPLE??? (ear). What did you do exactly? You did it yourself right?? DAMNIT WAH COULD YOU DO IT FOR ME OR ELSE MY NEEDLE MIGHT SLIP AND THEN IT WILL LAND ON MY NIPPLE AND THEN I WILL BE DAVID s***LIERIA
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| Mookid UHHHH WELL MAYBE IF YOU BROGHT YOUR DICK CABLES YOU COULD PUT THEM ON MY NIPPLES AND THEN SPARK ARK FLARK s*** YARK MY NIPPLE HAIIIRS AND THEY WILL STAY ......ERECTIN????? A DISPENSA'???? DAMNIT WHERE IS MY TF2 AT ****ING HOLY ****ING s*** DAMNIT GUGUGUGU IS IT TIME TO GO HOME AND FART WITH MY FRIEND GENE
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| Mookid SLEEPIN????? SLEEPIN????!! SLEEPING UNDER MY DICK NOSE EAR LOBBED BELLY BUTTON JOE SHMO DICK FROZO DICK EAR???? DAMNIT I'M ABOUT TO MARCH MY BELLEH 'BUTTON DOWN TO SEXY ITP CLASS WHERE I LOVE SO MUCH TO LEARN ABOUT HOW TO DO A CONTROLLED LOOP TO DO THIS SEXY MULITPLICATION TABLE s*** PROBLEM HOLY ****ING s*** WHY DONT' YOU JUST BRING YOUR TAILPIPE IN THE STUDENT LOUNGE NAOW AND I WILL FART ON IT AND THEN RUN BACK TO YOUR DICK BATTERY-LESS IN MY ASSHOLE CAR AND START IT UP ZOOOOAH
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| Mookid lol yeah sounds like me on muuuunday when my s***ar wouldn't start eitha' and i was like 30 minutes late to my s***glish class but oh well lol hte professor is so ****ing chill and awesome he probably didn't remotely give a s*** lolol BUT WAH WAH SORRY JOSH YOU WERE 2 SECONDS LATE AND YOU GET A .... B ON THE FINAL EXAM???
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| Mookid shiiiit does this mean you're stranded here now or suuumthing??? DAMNIT EEYE-ID LIKE TO s*** ON YOUR BATTERY AND IT WOULD LEAK ......s*** ACID??? but yeah idk ugh it ****ing sucks here now tbh, but oh well ugh at least on thursday hter's only one class for me so i'll be up all night wednesday, and this midterm will be piss easy but ****ing ugh the rest of this day will suck ass
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| Mookid FINE THEN GOD ****ING s*** DAMNIT IN MY DICK YARDO QUARDO AQLIOLZLON DICK ****A' ugh well lollllolol yeahhhhh i honestly might just go home from now on ugh idk, i just hate havin' to spend like all day here now ugugguu next semesta' betta' be betta' lololollol
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| Mookid DAMNIT ARE YOU GOING TO RESPOND TO MY FART MESSAGES OR WILL I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A WHOOPIN' FOR NOT BEIN' ON SPUTNIK 30000000 HOUS' A DAY LIKE SOPHOMORE YEAR WAH DAMNIT ARE WE EVEN GOING TO .....ASK A DATE FOR PROM?
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| Mookid OH MY ****ING HAIRY LAPTOP s*** TOP CAR THAT DIDN'T ****ING START THIS MORNIN' EVEN AFTER I STUFFED s*** IN THE TAILPIPE AND EVEN FARTED ON THE IGNITION WAH WAH AND HOLY ****ING s*** MY MANAGA' DIDN'T ****ING SCHEDULE ME FOR WEDNESDAY THE DICK DAY I HAVE THAT CLASS AND SHE OBVIOUSLY LOOOOVED ME AFTA' THAT DAMNIT WAH AND HOLY ****ING s*** I WORK FRIDAY????? JESUS ZOARLIOLOG FART s*** CUSHION YES IT WOULDN'T START NOW YOU ****ING LISTEN' HERE, THIS WEEK IS ALREADY GAY AS
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| Itchybutts Thank you for being you and for letting me be me. Thank you for letting me feel so much like myself when I?m with you. Thank you for not making me wear any masks or put on any fronts. Thank you sharing in my happiest moments, and for genuinely feeling the same; for listening to my saddest stories and radiating compassion and empathy from wherever you are. Thank you for being the only person I ever want to confide in. Forever and Always,Your Best Friend :)
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 | DAMNIT EYE-ID LIKE TO KNOW WHY MY TITS WON'T TALK TO ME WAH IS IT BECAUSE I'M NOT SMEARIN' THESE SEXY EGG MCMUFFIN GREASE ON THEM TO SATURATE THEN AND BRING IN FART SNEEZE JERRIES TO COME IN AND s*** ON MY JELLY BEANS FARTING' OUT MY BOBBEH' COCK TO SMEAR SYRUP ON MY BELLY BUTTON WHILE I PUT THIS PANCAKE ON MY FACE AND THEN HOP SKIPPITY TO THE BAZAAR AND s*** ON THE PAC MAN ARCADE
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 | SirWozlyBarfDick OH MY ****ING s*** ASS WRINKLY WHITTY TIGHTIES OH MY **** IS SOMEONE GOING TO HELP ME CLEAN THIS SEXY GREASE OF MY TITS BEFORE I FIGHT OPPOMENT TARY BEAN s***TA' OR WILL I HAVE TO THROW MY SEXY TIT GREASE ALL OVER THE REFEREE AND MAKE HIM FETCH ME A TOWEL FOR TITS OR ELSE I WILL TAKE THE NEAREST WRESTLING FAN AND FART ON HIS FACE AND TELL HIM HE'S A .....s***TY FAN??
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 | HOLY ****ING s*** WAH WHO DOWNTUNED MY SEXY UKULELE OH MY **** NOWWW HOW WILL I SHOW THE WORLD THAT MY DICK CAN FIT IN THE UKULELE WAH BUT IT CAN'T ****ING s*** s*** s*** CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FART ON THIS THING FOR ME OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO STICK MY TIT HAIIIIRS IN IT AND THEN PLAY WEEEHHEE I'M A PRETTY......OLDFIELD STRINGS??
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| Mookid OH MY ****ING s*** I DO NOT CARE IF MY ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE A HEAVY'S FAT ASSCRACK WAH I JUST NEED A HAM SANDWICH SO I CAN WIPE MY ASS WITH GLAZE AND GET IT STUCK TO MY ASSCRACK AND THEN STICK M
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| Mookid DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT OH NO PLEASE DAMNIT NOW WHAT MAKES ME THINK YOUR DICK WILL BE ON TEAM FORTRESS IF YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY ONE MATCH WITH ME EVER AGAIN WAH PLEASE JOIN ME SOMETIME
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| Mookid DAMNIT YOU ****ING LISTEN HERE I DON'T ****ING CARE IF YOU THINK MY DICK SMELLS LIKE BURRITOS FOR LIKING TEAEHEHEHEHEM FORTRESS 2 WAH SNAH FRAH IT'S OFFICAL MY DICK DOESN'T CARE ANYMORE NO LONGA' WAH I'M BUYING THAT GAMING COMPUTER DAMNIT I ALREADY HAVE 45000000 CD'S IN YM ASSHOLE TO NURISH MYSELF FOREVA' SO **** YOU AND **** YOU TOO I'M GOING TO s*** OUT A GAMING COMPUTER COME SEPTEMBA' 29TH WAH EHHEHEHEHE BUT BABY DO NOT FRET ZET MY ASSHOLE MIGHT GET DIABLO 3 SO WE CAN s*** ON DEMONS HEADS
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| Mookid BU T YE YES YES OH MY FRAHHH DAMNIT WHY AREN'T WE TALKING TO THE BAZAAR OWNER WHO COULD .... LET US PERFORM THERE??? BAH s*** I HOPE WE CAN CAH I JUST WANT TO SHOW OFF OUR SEXY MUSIC DAMNIT I HOPE WE END UP LIKE THE STILLBORN POET WAH
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| Mookid NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO RELEASE ABOUT 5000 GALLONS OF ROAST BEFF AND HAM AND GREEN PEPPAS' FROM MY ASSHOLE BEFORE CLASS WAH WAH I HOPE I DON'T GET CARDED LATE OR IS THAT..... DETENTION FOR ME????
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| Mookid DAMNIT YOU JON FART ZOMB CHEETO FART POINDEXTER WHEN I PUT A CHEESY FRITO IN YOUR AASSHOLE SO YOU WOULD s*** OUT CHEESEWIREISMS WAH DAMNIT I SAID 2 DAMNIT 2222222222 DAMNIT BUT IT MIGHT BE A FEW DICK MINUTES AFTA' THAT BECAUSE I GET DUUUN AT 2 SO YEAH ABOUT 2:10 ZOOOOOOOOH??
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| Mookid DAMNIT WHY IS THIS INTERNET AS SLOW AS WHEN I START FARTING IN THE MORNING WITHOUT ANY FIBA' TO WATE MY ASS AND START s***TING OUT BULLETS SAH DAMNIT WHIY IS THIS INTERNET..... TAKIGN A s***???
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| Mookid OH MY FRAHHH NO NO NO NOT GLASSES WATE MY FACE INFESTATION JESUS NOOOO DAMNIT WHA HOW WILL WE TELL EACH OTHEER'S ASSHOLE APART
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| Mookid DAMNIT NO NO NO WHERE DID YOU GO DAMNIT DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE AT HOME OVERSLEEPING AND I'M STILL HERE WAITING FOR MY SUBWAY DICK TO ENTER MY ASSHOLE WHILE I AWAIT THIS s*** MOVEMENT BY RELEASING IT ALL OVER MY SEXY MATH TEST TAH DAMNIT ARE YOU HERE TODAY OR IS MY BELLY BUTTON GOING TO HAVE TO DEGREASE YOU AND GET RID OF YOUR NASTY TIT GREASE DAMNIT JESUS . SAPPAS' THAT IS NASTY s*** DAMNIT YOU BETTA' BUILD ME A TELEPORTER EXIT TO HTE BAZAAR BAH
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| Mookid OH MY ****ING FART IPPLY VON CHAIR DICK FART ON MY LEFT PUBIC HAIRS SCULPTED FROM CHEESE NUGGETS THAT ARE CRUSTED WITH DICK ZART WARTS IN SHOE HAIIRS THAT I SCOOPED UP AND PIERCED TO MY EARLOBE WHILE I DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO MOVE ON FROM ASS HAIIRS AND SHAVE MY CHIN HAIIIRS DAMNIT ARE WE EVEN GOING TO INVITE... KELSEY??????
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| Mookid DAMNIT ARE WE EVEN GOING TOMORROW OR ARE YOU GOING TO DITCH ME AGAIN WAH WAH I'M SORRY YOU'RE RIGHT LET'S ALL FART TOGETHER AND EAT MOOOOB TARTS AGAIN LIKE OLD DAYS ZAH DAMNIT WHERE IS MY ASSHOLE AT
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| Mookid TOB?? DAMNIT WOULD TAKE YOUR FAT CRUSTY WESLEY HAIIIRS AND GO AND STICK YOUR DICK INSIDE THE VENDING MACHINE SLOT SO A MOUNTAIN DEW HAIIIIR CAN CRUSH YOUR PUBIC HAIIIRS AND SOIL THEIR SEXY VOLUME AND TEXTURE WAH EHEHEH
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| Mookid EEEEEEE DAMNIT IF YOU MENTION DRAKE AND FART ONE MORE TIME THEN YOUR ASS WILL SEE ME AT BAZAAR FARTING ON THE FREE CD SECTION WHILE I GO DOWNSTAIRS AND THEN PLACE A DISPENSER DOWN BY THE NINTENDO SO I CAN RESTOCK ON MOUNTAIN DEWS SO I CAN SIT THERE AND PLAY IT ALL DAY WAH I NEED A NINTENDO NOW
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 | IF YOU ****ING STICK THIS ****ING ANTENNA UP MY ASS AGAIN WITH s*** ON IT THEN I WILL SHOVE THIS MOUSEPAD UP YOUR CRANIUM EAR DICK AND THEN A DICK WILL s*** IN YOUR HEAD AND THEN FART ON YOUR BRAIN HAIIRS AND END UP LOOKING UHHOOO LIKE ME DAMNIT WAH CAN THIS ANTENNA GROW IN MY ASS ALREDY
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| Itchybutts faith no more morelike your gf faith is a WHOREE DAYUMMM
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| Itchybutts sugarcubes morelike sugarlubes??? incubus morlike inyourbuttt!!!!
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| Itchybutts mastodon more like mastodong hihihihiih that was easy and extremely funny!!
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| Mookid OH MY ****ING s*** IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HAIRY ASSHOLES THEN DAMNIT I WILL BRING YOUR FARTSNIFFED BELLY BUTTON TO HAPPY'S THIS WEEKEND AND FORCEFULLY STUFF CHRISTMAS CD'S UP YOUR NOSE HAIIIRS AND YOU CAN SMELL THE AROMA OF SEXY DUST HAIIIRS MADE FROM GRAHM'S
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 | HOLY ****ING s*** DICKS IN MY SNIPED Q-TIP THAT I USED TO DISINFECT MY BELLY BUTTON WHEN THIS LOLLIPOP PEE ESS ACHE ACHE ACHE ACHHE ACHE FART FAT GIRL WANTED OT DICK MOCK MY ASSHOLE AND THEN MY ASSHOLE TOOK HER HAT AND THREW IT AWAAAY NAHHHOOO DAMNIT DAH NO I DON'T WANT OUR ASSHOLES TO HAVE TO FART ON ECH OTHER'S HATS TOMORROW INSTEAD OF SHARING SUBS AND OLIVE HAIIRS IN OUR ASSHOLES
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 | XboxQTipDickQuonzyOK OH SEXY XBOX WAH WON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND I CAN TAKE A FART PISS ALL OVER YOUR ETHERNET CORD MADE FROM WIRELESS BELLY BUTTON HAIIIRS DAMNIT WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME IN LEFT 4 COCK AND WE CAN SHOOT HUNTAS' AND PUKE ALL OVA' THE SURVIVORS AND THEN TELL STORIES WITH THE TANK THAT HE THREW HIS SEXY s*** ON MY DICK
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 | DogshitInMyAss DAMNIT HOLY ****ING s*** DISPENSAS' I CLOGGED UP LAST NIGHT WHEN THE DOG DECIDED TO s*** ALL OVER MY BELLY BUTTON DAMNIT WAH WHY IS THERE STILL s*** ALL ON MY BELLY BUTTON AHHHH
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 | DAMNIT HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS CAMERA ANGLE NOT ZOOMIN' IN ON MY BELLY BUTTON WITH US FART SNIFFA'S LINED UP AT FULL ASSTENTION WAITING FOR ORDERS OF FARMER GARY TO DIRECT US TO THE HAYSTACK WHERE WE CAN FART ON THE COWS AND GET THEIR UDDA' MILK WAH WHY CAN'T I HAVE SEXY UDDA' MILK FROM MY TITS ALL I HAVE IS s*** THAT POURS FROM MY ASS
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| Itchybutts Shut your fat filthy mouth and bring back the original the reaalz kelsey so we can have some caps lists since you guys have gone soft haaard jahgreed
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 | YOU HAVE ESACTLY 2 MILI DICK FARYPOOTOZLIO IN MY CRACKA' DICK TATA TOT SPRINKLED WITH WATER ASS FARTED OUT FROM MY DICK RED OYSTER DICK REDHEAD GARGLIO WHEN I FARTED OUT A RED PICKLE DICK WHEN MY ASS HAIIIRS WERE GETTING SHOT AT FROM MY ZOBLIO REABLIO IN MY UNIVERSITY DEPRIVED BELLY BUTTON BEACH THONG WEARIN' SANDLE EATIN' DICK FROM ASS SPRIZKLO WHERE THE **** HAS YOUR ASS BEEN
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| Mookid Ugh yeah well w/e, we still have a lot more ooooooother teeeeeeeests and lol the class average was probably like a 50.
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| Mookid HLY ****ING s*** A ..... 63 ON THIS MATH IN MY ASS TEST? OH MY ****ING s*** I NEED TO CONTACT EM ARE ES ES ES ES ES PRESTON AND TELL HER THE GOOD DICK NEWS HOLY NEAT PUBIC HAIIIIIRS THIS IS ****ING AMAZING JUST LIKE s***TING ON MY DICK AFTER I STUDIED FOR LIKE 6 DAYS HOLY ****ING s*** MY ASSHOLE IS SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW ANAH
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| Mookid (talking about the shiiiitFAPBOOKposts here). I can go on Friday/Saturday, but lool WOULDN'T WE BE MISSIN' THE SEXY DICKSCOUNT WAH I WANT .50 CENTS OFF MY PURCHASES MADE FROM RED HOT CHILI PEPPA' COCK but yeah i can go today or tomorrow and the next dayand the next dayand the next dayand the next dayand the next dayand the next dayand the next day..no
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| Mookid AND HEESES IOPZLOOLIOGOLIO VON FONZ DICK EARLOBE CASTRATING MY DICK TUTA' WHEN I FART ON PYTHON RAPTA' IN MY ASS AFTER THIS POOOOOOTA' SESSION WAS DICK BOLECULE TANIEL WAH I BETTA SEE YOUR ASS TOMORROW AT HTE BAZAAR WITH ME SO WE CAN SPEDN 40000 DOLLAS ON s*** EATING CD'S WAH
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| Mookid UHHHHH DAMNIT I JUST CAME THE DICK **** BACK lolol well damn looks like i'll be working only friday and/or saturday because i have that uuupcoming class. ugh dude fine with me because the ASSistant manager isn't there those days so yeahhh lololl ugh well tomororw probably won't be bad tbh, only 2 classes and the s***WHYINMYASSCRAHZLAHAarr
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| Mookid DAMNIT WHY THE WOZLY QUAYNE GAS FARTA' DO YOU KEEP TALKIN' ABOUT THAT s***TY PLACE DAMNIT IT'S TIME TO MOOOOOVE ON YEAH YEAH MOOVE ON DAMNIT HOWWWW WILL I EVA' GET CASH AGAIN IF I QUIT THIS DICK JOB but ugh dude i'm pretty much only going to be able to work on fridays and saturdays here soon because i start that applications class, so eh oh well **** i guess i'll stay BUT WAH WILL THEY KEEP ME WH WAH I WANT TO GLAZE HAMS FOR HTE REST OF MYL IFE
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| Mookid Ugh but yeah I've been there now for a year and ugugu I want to quit tbh. But **** ugh I don't know HOW in the cheese grada' gerald i'll get cash
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| Mookid DAMNIT MY DICK ASSPOINTMENT IS AT 1 AND THEN I HAVE TO GO AND BURN THE BACON AT HONEY FART HAM AND THEN s*** ALL OVER THE LETTUCE WHILE WASHING THE GREEN PEPPAS' MADE FROM SPICY TENDA' GREEN BEANS THAT I STIRRED UP WITH THE CHICKEN SALAD WHEN I MIXED MY COCK INTO HTE DICK HAM SALAD AND THEN I WASHED THE SPOON MADE FROM GARTJOOBEH'S ASSCRACK HAIIIIIIIIEEEERS DAMNIT WAH WAH
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| Mookid yeah if you want looll, after that i'm freeheheheheh for the entire weekend and them suuum but yeah i'm glad i have this tuta' oh well a half hour won't kill my FAP time i don't think
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| Mookid DAMNIT THAT AND BLOWJOBMGLES?? DAMNIT YOUR ASSHOLE WILL BE ON THE POOTA' ALL NIGHT IF YOU DICK DO THAT NO NO NO NO PLEASE NO ugh well alright, yeahh i'll go tomorrow at like 2 lolool damn i can't wait lolololl ugh they betta' have some good shiiiit
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| Mookid Yeahhh well honestly I could more than likely go Thursday so yeahh I"ll probably do that WAH COME WITH ME YYOOOOOOOB
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| Mookid DAMNIT JESUS ASS QUEEF YOGALO YEZJOOLIEY HON FON LOCKSMITH IN MY DICK WITH MY DICKSLIT SHOOTING OUT PIZZA SAUCE MADE FROM SUBWAY'S MEATBALL HAIIIIRS DAMNIT I KNOW BUT WAH I MUST GET AN A IN THIS s***WARE CLASS OR ELSE MY GPA WILL EXPLODE AND I WILL s*** ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND THEN SAY WHYYYYYYYYYY
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| Mookid BUT BABY THOSE ARE FUUUUUN MEMORIES ugh well after this class i guess i'll just FAP around with spotigay until this tuta' ugh god damn i can't wait for the weeeeehehehehehekend
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| Mookid DAMNIT WOULD MY FARTESSOR PLEASE BLACKs***BOARD ALREADY SO I CAN SEE MY DICK GRADE OH MY ****ING s*** WHHHYYY WON'T SHE PLUGE IN DICKS STO BB
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