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 | collins EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAMMIT YOUD BETTER GET BACK TO WORK SAVING TGE EARTH AND KNOCK IFF THIS DSMN ALT MAKING BECAUSE THE INLY THING GOING DIWN IN THIS FREENHOUSE IS THE WINDOW BECAUSE AKK MY s*** NETHANE ASS WHY IS GETTING TRAPPED LIKE MY DICK RAT SQUIRTING CHEESE AND SNUCKER SNIFFER ALL OVER THE DAMN FLOOR MAKING ME SLIP AND FALL INTO THE MIDDLE IF A s*** NOLECULE AERIAL s***DICK IN THE SKYYYYYYYY WITH THIS s*** SMELL WATE MY DIPLOMA
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| collins NO ****ING NO YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME WITH THESE TRIG FUUUUUUNCTIONS BECAUSE THIS NATH IN NY ASS IS TOO DICKIFULT AND I NEED A SMART BOY LIKE YOU NOW GET DOWN ON YOUR DICK AND SUCK NY WHITE OUT
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| collins oh my s*** would you CHILL THE DICK OUT DAMMIT IF YOU DONT THINK IM COMING ON DOWN TO YOUR WORK TONIGHT AND SHOVING ICE IN YORU ASS AND CALLING YOU THE ABONIMBAL ASSMAN THEN YOUD BETTER WEAR LOOSE PANTS TONIGHT WHEN YOU GO IT BECAUSE IM COMIN UP YER ASS
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| collins oh my s*** if you give me that long face one more time about this damn suit i will ****ing dump cheese all over yours and you will be forced to show up in a sexy dress and you will not have your sports coat for cloud the coat ****er and i will have to stop you and put you on the ground and hit your chest with a hammer and call you hammerheat quorthon
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| collins lololololllloll yeah BABY PLEASE
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| collins idk, but omg the alts are at it again
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| collins THERE IS s*** IN THIS DAY AND IM TAKING MY ANGER OUT ON YOU LIST SECTION
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| collins dam i got a 100 yeahhhhhhh you'd betta' get on down there AND ASK WHY SHE DIDNT APPRECIATE YOUR CRAYON INFESTED CLAUDIUS THE CRAYON ****ER BROCHURE but damn idk eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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| collins baby dont worry i will fap one extra time tonight in YOUR name ess tee jackson
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| collins yeah loolloololololol well id rather go get paid ......at least once so i can get some more shiiiiiiiiiit and not feel duuuumb about it
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| collins yeahhh we're already done for the day HOLY s*** WE DID SO MUCH TODAY LIKE FINISH THIS MOVIE HOLY s*** CAN I GET A 100 FOR RDIO'ING DURING THE WHOLE THING????!!? ugh i just want to get home and fap, and eat goldfish, and fap, and diablo online, then fap, then fap, then goldfish AND fap, then i thought maybe id do some fapping
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| collins ugh well time to bungle it uuuuuup HOLY s*** WHAT IS THIS BAND GUESS ILL CHECK EM OUT NOW
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| collins good s*** and these cookies are amazing god damn they're so warm and soft LIKE MY CREAMY JIZZ ON MY FACE LIKE SYRUP ON MY LAPTOP SCREEN
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| collins wow, they.re actually selling code red, voltage, and white uts now eeehehehehehe i got the last code red ehehehee BUT DAMMIT WHERES THE CODE RED AT *scratches hairy belly*
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| collins EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yeah we're just watching a mooooooovie damn i wonder if the school store is open today hmmmmmmmmmm i could use some of those cooooooooooooookies
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| collins llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo that is the gayest thing iver ever heard
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| collins DAMMIT YOU'D BETTA' TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR SYRUP LUCAS SAUSAGE PATTY FOR MY SYRUP FOOT SOAK YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THAT s*** AROUND TO WATE MY LAPTOP SCREEN AND MAKE ME MISINTERPRET A MAP OF CALIFORNIA FOR MARKINGS THAT THE SYRUP LEFT BEHIND TO TELL ME WHAT IT FELT LIKE AS IT WAS ****IGN DRIPPING DOWN MY SCREEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO JUST GET DOWN HERE AND SNIFF IT WHEN NOBODY DID
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| collins DAMMIT I WILL TAKE THE PINK ASSHOLE OFF THAT DIG AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH AND SWALLOW A BUNCH OF s***DICKS ANAL HAIRS AND COUGH IT ONTO YOUR XBOX AND CALL IT AN ASS BALL DICK QUALIE PUKE FOR PETE s***YEAH
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| collins hit, HIT??? MORE LIKE JIT!!?!?
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| collins no it wont it'll be gay and stupid as hanging up baby dicks to dry my jizz off of them
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| collins uhhhhhhhhhh oh wai i already told you lololololol i thought you sent that after you got back ehehehehe but yeah damn that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks well ill just get it over anyway eeeeee no real problem
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| collins yeah ugh not me, english, math, and french are all hectic for me but there is jack s*** IN THIS DAY
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| collins ugh not me, i mean while most of the classes are tolerable now, the 3 classes today are downright enjoyable honestly i mean i honestly look forward to gov't because it's just the easiest thing ever
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| collins idk check the school site ehehehehe MORE LIKE HOW DOES THIS SITE WORK...noooo but yeah ill find out for sure next peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeriod
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| collins lol i feel perfectly fine, even tomorrowwont be too bad
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| collins llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo "or i will be forced to dismantle your button and put it on your forehead and call you dick indian" that was great
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| collins BABY IF HE WERE OUR DADDA' HE'D BELT US SILLY EHEHEHEHEHE lololol best comment ever and yeah lol it seriously is a goooooood track
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| collins oloolololollol DUDE THEY FEEL SORRY FOR US LOLOL BECAUSE WE ARE JUST HOPELESS IN THIS WORLD EEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE
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| collins lol i didnt even briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing mine eeeeeeeeeeeee
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| collins we had a sub and did that brochure HAPPY NOW EEEEEEEEEEEHHEEHEHE
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| collins ehehehehehehe well we're just doing review in here, this might actually help eeeeeee and after this the rest of the day will ****ing rule
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| collins THERE IS s*** IN THIS LIST SECTION
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| collins uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh EHHEHEEHE BABY IT'S NOT TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL YET DAMMIT ISNT THAT WHAT THIS SITE IS FOR1?!
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 | BjsAreNice good good , im gonna bring some clothes, might as well spend the night there, well share the same bed if its ok with you
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| BjsAreNice ill be there ya can we cuddle after dinner? i just loooove laying down with a man when im full
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| collins I AM SO NUMB THEREFORE I CANT RELAAAAAAAATE, IM SO DUMB THERE'S NOTHING TO HAAAATE, REALLY IS IT ME OR IS IT FAAAATE...nooo
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| collins AND DAMMIT WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PROM???!?!?!? DAMMIT IF YOU MENTION THAT s*** ONE MORE TIME I WILL ****ING TAKE ALL OF ****ING TOMMYS DIAPERS OFF THE WLAL OF MEMORIES AND DROP THEM ONTO YOUR HEAD AND SNAP A PHOTO AND PUT IT IN THE YEARBOOK AND THERE WILL LITERALLY BE s*** IN THIS YEARBOOK PHOTO
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| collins yeah we've hated eachother for about 4 years i mean there's about 5 minutes every 6 months where we tolerate eachother but other than that i just leave the room when he comes in and vice versa
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| collins NO ****ING NO MOWING A LAWN IS THE HARDEST WORK ON THIS PLANET DAMMIT AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME SO YOU CAN GO GET CASH IN YOUR ASS AND BRING IT BACK HERE AND TELL ME THAT IM A PUSSY AND YOU'RE HARDER THAN ME BUT ****ING ALL YOU DO IWTH THIS MONEY IS BUY PEANUT BUTTA'
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| collins well at least we can touch eachothers dicks tonight but then you will be gone forever tomorrow and i just dont know if i can handle that level of dickstitude
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| collins of all the weekends to have more work shoved up your ass than when i took gardeener gerald down to home depot so he could pick out flower pots to put into the ground and start fertilizing his anal hair collection in the sun you just HAD to schedule yoru anal hairs for this one tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk now i will be all alone throwing my brother outside and locking all the doors and windows and fappign while i listem to his screams
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| collins oh yeah im not going all the way up there lolololol but yeah i kinda just wanna hang out for a bit, not eve nthat long really, maybe an hour or two at best but yeah
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| collins yeahhhhh well im just ****ing itching to make diiiiinner tonight and play that game, both things are gonna rule lololololol damn i might grab some arby's tonight hmmm and dude did you still want to go out tomorrow? im reconsidering not going even though i wont spend any money but yeah idk
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| collins BABY I SAW YORU SEXY ASSCRACK RETURNING FROM LUNCH BUT DAMMIT DID YOU SEE ME OBVIOUSLY NOT SQUIRTING LIQUID ASS ALL OVER THE HALLWAYS IN THE LANGUAGE LAB HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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| collins DAMMIT BUT HOHOHOHOHHOHONLY IF HE WILL GO OVER THE AUGMENTED CHORDS AGAIN
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| BjsAreNice yall need some weed and chill the **** out , jesus criiiisto what is this place
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| collins nope not me, sometimes your laptop will decide that it doesnt possess the required flash player to view such things, it's random but it'll go away eventually
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| collins DUES??????? DUES?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? DAMMIT I AM GIVING YOU UNTIL THE COUNT OF DICK TO PAY UP YOUR DUES TO THE MUSIC THEORY ****ERY ROOM BECAUSE WE ALL NEED TO GET OUT A SHEET OF PAPER FOR MORE OCTAVE GRAPHS AND ANACRUSIS PITCH SHIFTS EHEHHE MORE LIKE s***S AND DAMMIT CAN GALYEN PLEASE SCRATCH MY ITCHY ASSHOLE WITH HIS BEARD ALREADY'A WAH WAH I MISS HIM BUT ALL WE TALK ABOUT NOWADAYS IS DUUUUUUUUUYOYYOUYYOYUOEEEEEE EHEHEHEHE HE AND WILL ARE SO ****ING HILARI
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| collins DAMMIT LETS ALL JUST COME TOGETHER AND OVER-EXAGGERATE THE AMOUNT OF MOUNTAIN DEW THAT WE HAVE WATE OUR LIPS AND ASSCRACKS BY SAYING THAT WE HAVE 8324578324587285829 GALLONS OF IT JUST SITTINGAROUND WHILE WE COMPLAIN THAT THIS YEAR ISNT EVEN WORTH s*** EVE NTHOUGH WE HAVE ALL THIS LEAVEWIRE IN OUR ASS SQUIRTING IT OUT AND CALLING IT LAVA HAAHAHAUH
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| collins DAMIMT WHAT DOES HIS BELLYBUTTON EVEN KNOW? IT'S JUST A DAMN SLIT IN HIS POT BELLY SUSPENDERS WATE HIS SHOULDER BLADES AS HE TAKES UP HIS SPADE AND RUN OUTSIDE TO PLANT SOME PETUNIAS AND MILK A COW OR TWO AND SLAUGHTER A CHICKEN TO MAKE SOME TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDERS SO TRUCKER GERALD HAS A REASON TO COME INTO TOWN WITH DIPPIN SAUCE WATE HIS ANAL TOOGINS
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| collins HOT WATER??? DAMMIT MORE LIKE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER EHEHHEHE SEXIEST ALBUM EVER AMIRITE? DAMMIT FRED DURST IS THE ONE AND ONLY PUUUUUUUUNK OF OUR KIND YEA YEAY AND SO IS HIS LABEL OWNER CALLED LIL GAYNE YEAH YEAH YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SEE HER ON THE FLO' PEOPLE JUST SAY WE DONT ****ING ROCK NO MO'
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| collins DAMMIT ARE YOU NOT GOING TO LET ME SIT HERE AND IMITATE ANDCAS' ASSCRACK IN PEACE OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STAND THERE AND CALL ME A s***TY MUSIC FAN WHEN SEVERED WATE YOUR EARS 2845748347284598 TIMES IN A ROW EVEN THOUGH GOOD MUSIC LIKE PARACOCCALSLESRETYSTUKTGHSEIKTHJSEITGSRITSISISIM AWAITS YOUR DICKSLIT DAMMIT START LISTENING TO REAL s*** EHEHEHEHEEHE AND FOREVER BE A s*** HEAD LIKE YOU ARE IN PHOTO 2 ROUND TOWN
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| collins DAMMIT PUT YOUR ITCHY DICKSLIT AWAY ALREADY'A BECAUSE IM GETTING SICK OF YOUR ASSCRACK CALLING ME GRAYNE GASS FRIPPA
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| BjsAreNice EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOBS
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| collins DAMMIT STOP TALKIGN TO YOUR DICK WITH YOUR ALTS
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| collins yeah, well at least french and strength class will rule ****ing FACE
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| collins yeah, we're about to start watching some donald duck movie after we finish up these MATH PROBLEMS WITH MR SHEELOR EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE AHAHAHAHAHA OHHH MY GOOOODNESS IF MS SHEEELOR IS TEAHING THEN CYA LATER FREAKS
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| collins yeah ill add him in with us. i told him we'd start at around 9-9:30 welp time to begin scrobbling
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| collins lol, well at least this math in my will be finished shortly (EEEEEEEEEEE) and omg i just wanna get home and make these cubed steak sandwiches and play this new diablo game because holy s*** im jizzing with excitement to play the new crusader class oh my ****ign s*** dude you'd better be on skype because vasco is joining us eeeeeee
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| collins secretly? baby it's gonna be 10 minutes before we leave for spring break lol the **** do i care about secrecy? DAMMIT YOU ALL DESRVE THIS ANYWAY FOR TEMPTING ME
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| collins why in the diaper MIKE quorthon LICKING HOURUS are we doing notes today? this is lamer than when i hung myself upside down by my gene squidwards and s*** and it leaked down into my face into my face and i barfed upside down and they put it in a bottle and called it the next bottle of liquid barf
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| collins uhg im gonna be pissed if we do work next period, even if it's group work, and we'd better not have notes lol
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| collins CREAM CHEESE? ON YOUR HAM WALLET? DAMMIT I WILL ****ING PULL MY MIDWIFE OUTTA MY POCKET AND LET YOU SIT IN MY s*** AND JIZZ IN A POOL AT MIDNIGHT WHILE YOU ARE TRYING TO GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER HAM IN THE BACK PHONE HOME PACKAGING THE SLICES UP AND DIPPING IT IN SOME CREAMED KORN AND SENDING IT OUT TO MISSOURI SO'S A HILLBILLIAN GERALD CAN TAKES A LICKIN O' DAT SPOON AND WHWOWHWOWHWOHWOWHWOWHWO
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| collins DAMMIT IF YOU MENTION PROM ONE MORE TIME I WILL ****ING SHOVE THIS PAZ DISPENSER UP YOUR SHINGLES AND SPIN IT AROUND AND DISPENSE BLEACHED PILLS IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND HAVE IT POP A PILL BECAUSE IM SO DAMN HAPPY NOW YEA DBBDBDBDBDBD FEEEEEEEEEELING THINGS CRAWL ON MY DICKSLIT
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| collins YEAH DUDE BECAUSE I TOTALLY STUCK MY TUX INTO THE WASHING MACHINE AND DRYER AND MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT TAKE IT DOWN THE CHING CHING CHING KONG WWOA POA KUNG FU CHING LEENG LONG TONG CHING TURD****ER AT THE DRY CLEANERS PHONE HOM
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| collins lol, i think i washed it with a bunch of other stuff and mrs. cuuuuubberly was trying to warn me about that yeasterday but i left without hearing her lol im gonna go home and all my clothes in that load are gonna be bleached worse than my asshole after i stuck it into a cartoon and called it bleach the anime
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| collins iiiiight sounds good, is it in the gym? im in the strength class so i actually very well might already be there when they call it up idk if we're going to down to the weight room or not we'll play it out by dick
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| collins oh well, ill scorbble for the rest of the day afte rths period
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| collins oh my god why is ms. preston here talkign to us omg SHE DIDNT EVEN INQUIRE ABOUT US GOING TO PROM DAMMIT
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| collins oh my ****ing hairy hsiiiiieieieieeieyyyysus dam shawty why in the flip ****ing cock surrections jom gaylord dick molecule garloving squid billies is my teacher preparing work for us to do dammit what the **** this is the gayest ****ery ever
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| collins yeah im just sitting here with a few people at this table discussing weird s***
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| collins i havent asked.............so i wont have a date......you gotta ask first duhhhhhhhhh
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| collins yeah and god damn all these creative ways of asking people and here i am sitting around with my phone wate my fingertips thinking "well, maybe ill text her" guyhgughguhgguh
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| collins yeah and god dan kenan is asking sarah lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwson to prom in my ass wow that'll be interesting dam i gotta ask already I MEAN IM SORRY BABY I FORGOT I CANT TALK ABOUT THAT WITH YOU BECAUSE YOUR SEXY DRESS FROM YOUR MOMS CLOSET WATE MY SNEAKY ANAL HAIRS AFTER GETTING IN THEIR AND CROSSDRESSING WATE MY ANAL HAIRS
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| collins baby just go to your external settings and input your new last.fm name and watch the scrobbling in your ass gerald come together as one
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| collins well i guess ill rdio it uuuup here in a bit, not really doing anything
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| collins sweet lol, and dude idk about you but this class is barren loli think we're just partying and such in here
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| collins damn this movie is actually p goodwowowowowowowowowowowoowwo
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| collins UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMMIT THAT IS IT IM GETTING TIRED OF YOU INSTILLING IMAGES INTO MY MIND ABOUT YOU IN A THONG WALKING AROUND WITH BONY ASSCHEEKS WATE MY CAMERA AS I POINT AND CLICK AND UPLOAD IT TO CLIPHUNTA AND CALL YOU A DESPERATE BITCH IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD AND DAMMIT DO NOT TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT THIS VIDEO SHE WILL PROBABLY BE TOO HORNY AND LOSING IT ALL ON THE COUCH WHERE YOU USUALLY FAP AS WELL DAMMIT IS THAT IMAGE SEXY ENOUGH FOR YOU
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| collins DAMMIT YOU WANT A HAM SALAD? IM GONNA SPOON FEED IT TO YOU WITH THAT SPOON IN YOUR ASS GERALD AFTER I SPOON YOU IN FRONT OF YO DADDY-O SO HE CAN CALL ME A RESPONSIBLE PROM PARTNER AND WE CAN JUST COME TOGETHER ON YOUR FRONT YARD AND GET OUR ASSHOLE SNAPs***TED AND PHONE HOME TO TELL OUR GRAMMIES THAT WE ARE OFF TO PROM TO CHEESE AND PUNCH WATE OUR LONELY FACES
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| collins pop...POP....POP1?!!?1 MORE LIKE POP GOE STHE DICKSLIT WHEN I SHOVED WAY TOO MUCH TOOTHPASTE IN THERE FOR MY DICKSLIT TO HANDLE AND NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WRITE 7 LETTERS WATE MY FACE BEFORE TOMORROW MORNING AND DAMMIT FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY THIS BREAK CAN BEGIN BUT DAMMIT WHY IS YOUTUBE AND RDIO BEING GAYER THAN MY BAG OF GAG DICKS THAT IM GOING TO COLLECT AT PROM SO ALL MALES CAN COME TOGETHER AND SHAVE THEIR AARM HAAAIRRSSS AND APPLY A DRESS TO THEIR NIPPLES DAMMIT HOW CAN I DO HW LIKE THIS
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| collins DAMMIT OF COURSE DAMMIT CAN I COME OVER THERE AND ENSLAVE EM ARE ESS LACOSTE...noooo
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| collins omg of ****ing course im kidding good jesus what kind of freak do you take me for wtf NOW GET YOUR LARGE HAIRY ASS OFF OF CLIFFHUNTER AND SQUIRT OUT THE REST OF YOUR MOUTAIN DEW FROM YOUR GAG DICK IN MY MOUTH
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| collins nah dude im TOTALLY being serious i especially like it when it's women yeahhh i like the screaming and bitches learning their place #smackthathoe
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| collins lol wow, never thought andrew kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing would be in on that lolololololololololol but i guess eheeeleleloeoeleoelel but yeah time to rdio is uuuuuuuuup
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| collins lol, i like it when they beat slaves always makes me giggle inside
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| collins lol, this is some legal movie about what i dont even know but damn this dude just shot his damn wife
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| collins yeah dude srsly this is p seeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy but damn i need to get to work on this english shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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| collins EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT DAMN BABY WHY COULDNT YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE YOU LEFT I COULDVE COEM DOWN THERE AND HELP YOU SUCK BIGBOTTOMS FAT ASS CHEEK AT FART****ER40000 COLLEGE AHEOEIAHAHUH
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| collins watching fractured, dam want to hiiiiiiiit up the school store at some point this period?
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| collins oh my s*** and we're watching a movie god damn this is just too good to be true
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| collins damn dude, passed a chem test and managed to get a prom ticket without any issues? grade A day so far
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| collins iiiiiiiiight damn i might actually ugh, but i need a few details A) what is the cheapest subscription i can get? B) is an ethernet cable required to plug in? or any other kind of cable? and C) what kind of heeeaaaddseeeeeets are appropriate or can you just plug anyone in?
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| collins iiiiight yeah i guess ill just stop by there, and grab a couple, i dont need 79 games lol theres 0 point in that
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| collins yeahhhh does that cash convertors place stock 360 games? i think i might stop by there saturday after bizaar s***tery
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| collins well yeah im making a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist of games on rym that im interested in getting (and probably will get sometime) ive just completely sucked these 3 games of mine dry and it's time to move on
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| collins damn are you iiiiiiiiiiiiiinterested in that titanfall game too? shiiiiiit i was looking into getting it myself dam baby DAMMIT PUT THAT ACCOUNTING WORK THAT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY WORKING SO HARD ON DOWN ALREADY AND DISCUSS CLIPHUNTER SIGHTINGS WITH ME
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| collins yeah im going too probably at the beginning of goooooooooooooooooooovernment
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| collins and dammit arent you working tonight???? DAMIT BUT BABY PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME ALONE BY MYSELF :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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| collins EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE wow a mountain dew and cinnabun in cubberlys room DAMMIT BUT WHERE ARE YOU DAMMIT WHERE DID THE GOOD TIMES GO1?!?!
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| collins dude i have 6 lol, but damn i had to take this one like 6 times before i passed ugh NOT doign that again on these though. once spring break is over ill be staying after probably every day to work on these, but that's not really that bad. at least the SOL review in here will help me out with thiem
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| collins YESSSSSSSSS ****ING YES HOLY **** s*** YES OH MY s***TTYTYEYEYEEYE I PASSED EHEHHEHEHEHEHEEHE IM ****ING DONE WITH THIS DAMN UNIT EHEHEHEHE AND YOU LL ARE GOING TO SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY FAIRY QUALIE AND STICKING IT IN MY ASSHOLE AND CALLING IT JOOBILY KUMQUAT QUALIEEHEOEHEOEHEOEEHOEEO BRACE YOURSELVES
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| collins lolololol but god damn mixing all those damn juices? jesus christ that would be utterly awful lololol NOW FETCH ME MY ALCHEMY APRON SO THAT WE MAY BECOME THE APOTHECARY GERALD
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| collins and holy ****ing s*** i am so close to passing this test holy s*** im gonna have larrington boy jr. check it and holy s*** if he says i passed im going straight to cubberly and touching her DICK with my NIPPLES
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| collins and oh my god lol what that how in the i cant even s***WHAT is that album cover???/ lololoooloolololol EVEN SHREK TROLLS BETTER THAN THAT EEEEEEE
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| collins EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lol mixing them jesus christ ARE WE CHEMISTS YET?!!?
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| collins LOOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLL EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE BABY DO NOT WORRY I DID NOT JUST ORDER OUT A BOTTLE OF THE BARF VARIETY EHEHEHEHEHE DAMMIT TEXASS WHO NEXT!?!?! BBABAAHEHEHEHEHEHE
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| collins DAMMIT BABY IS IT FRIDAY NIGHT YET?!!?
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| collins lol what the **** is that name
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 | CaptainDooRight its not hard, i mean it is hard, i mean its not hard, i mean it is hard, i mean its not hard ?
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 | FridayNight IT'S ME MOTHER****ERS IM NEARBY EHEHEHEEHE I KNOW YOU WANT ME BUT YOU CANT HAVE ME
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| collins SO ****ING EMOTION CHING CHONG CHENG CHEENG CHING CHONG KUNG PAO WONG CHING POA WONG CHING CHONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BZmuz88KEY
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| collins dude there's like 2 more lol these are ****ed up
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| collins lol what the **** is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzl86IjTpHI
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| collins lllllllllllllllllo nah we didnt miss it it's just that newburn ALWAYS has class when it's our turn for lunch i guess but yeah i can just get one from her in class tomorrw ehhehehe
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| collins yeahhhhhhhh well next period will rule eeeeeeeeehheheehe and tonight will eeee
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| collins OHMY ****ING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIEIEIEEEYEEEEEEEEEESUS DAMMIT WHERE IN THE TUXEDO IN MY ASS GERALD ARE THE DAMN PROM TICKET VENDORS DAMMIT CANT WE JUST STICK THE TICKETS INTO THE VENDING MACHINES ALREADYA????!?! ugh well fuuuuuuuuuuck it ill just get mine from newburn tomorrow in class since she seems to handle it all
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| collins i cant do that lololololololololoolol my dickslit is staying put, and ive got an english project duue ehehehehehehhehehe BUT HAVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN BABY EHEHEHE
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| collins WITH THIS SNAZZY NEW BAND CALLED FAITH...........................................................NO DICKSLIT? EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE HOLY **** YES TIME TO LISTEN TO SOMETHING NEW EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HELLO MATH IN MY ASS GERALD BLEOBLEOBLEOBNOLEPBLEPBOL, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARE YOU THERE!?!?
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| collins uigh but yeah this class is a study hall today and sweet party on friday god damn i love this too much ehehehehehehe time to do some serious catching up in eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenglish
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| collins contribute to what? MY DICKSLIT ASSOCIATION!?
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| collins yeah ill get mine during luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch today and ugh i want something more like hat you're doing (lawns) instead of an actual job because god damn i wanna do so much shiiiiiiiit this summer i cant be held back by 67 hours a week at wherever in my ass
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| collins oh my VETERAN IN MY ASS GERALD WE WENT OVER THIS BEFORE DAMMIT I GET LIKE $970 BUUUUUUCKS A MOOOOOONTH JUST FOR GOING TO SCHOOL FULL TIME DAMMIT DO I NEED TO SHOW YOU THE PAPER I GOT IN THE MAIL THAT APPROVED ME FOR THIS?
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| collins BABY YOU NEED TO PUT THAT SPOON DOWN AND STOP CHEWING ON THE BIG WHOLE GRAIN BAG OF DICKS YOU'RE PUTTING IN YOUR MOUTH BEFORE YOU JUST ****ING s*** ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND DAMMIT DONT YOU EVEN THINK OF COMING DOWN TO THE BATHROOM AT 12:30 NEAR THE LANGUAGE DEPARTMENT POOOOOOOOOOOOOB OK???????
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| collins before i quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit i saved up all my $250 paychecks, and when i left i had like $600 after my car insurance was paid up and ive just been living off of that, then i got $230 from my grandmother, i just finished that off yesterday, then i got $200 in my taaaaaaax return so yeah i havent needed a job eeeeee but i might start working again this summer, but after this usmmer im quitting again because ill be making a grand a moooooonth and my tuition will be waived
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| collins .................................................i did quit, and i havent had a job since BUT BABY I STILL MAKE MUUUUUUNEY FROM WHORING AROUND BILLY ROUND TOWN
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| collins ehehehehehehe NOT ME BABY IM RICH EHEHEHEHEHEHE IM ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES WHO DOESNT HAVE TO GRAB MY ASS BABY GRAB MY ASS BABY GRAB MY ASS BABY
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| collins DAMMIT BABY THAT IS ONLY 7 HOURS DAMMIT I HAD TO DO THAT EVERY FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY FOR OVER 3 MONTHS NOW GET THAT DAMN HAM OUT OF YOUR ASS AND GET ON SKYPE AND SHOW ME HOW MUCH MOP WATER SOAKS YOUR CHEST HAIRS ALREADY'A
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| collins AND DAMMIT IS "wate" GOING TO PRONOUNCED AS "WAIT" OR "WATT" DAMMIT FL STUDIO GEULD MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY'A BECAUSE GLASSWATEMYFACE WITH THIS FROG IN MY ASS IS GETTING CONFUSED
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| collins *saturday night* since your ass is working all day ugh im glad those days are over for me
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| collins dude, you and me have GOT to skype saturday jesus christ my dad wont be home and lololol im gonna be up all night (not a joke this time, it'll be spring break in my ass ehehe)
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| collins oh well, we're getting some kind of test correction or curve or something like that because the b day keeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiids yesterday didnt have to take it and because apparently the test is "tricky" lol i didnt get any of of it who am i kidding but hopefully my score wont suck clint c's wand
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| collins and ugh that math test was lolbad, i think i got the matching and finding certain values down for the most part, but that graphing in my ass was s***
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| collins august 5 olololololol theres one slightly closer on like the 3rd but damn VA beach is looking sexy
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| collins soundgarden dude ugh and it's on my birthday ehehehe SHOULD I ASK FOR TWO TICKETS TO THAT lolol seriously considering that if YOU'LL GO WITH MY ASSCRACK
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| collins oh wow agalloch are coming to spriiiiiiiiiiiingfield might try and make it to that, damn i would love to atteeeeeeend some concerts this summer
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| collins youtube is excellent when people combine the whole album into one hour long video, then theres 0 ads but ugh **** this playlist s*** and ugh these legend of zelda soundtracks are eating me again
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| collins i swear to the frogs in my ass gerald if people dont stop uploading each individual track to a playlist in youtube so that theres a ****ing ad after EVERY single god damn track i will put this pig fetus out of my ass and dissect it and call myself biology gerald after i stomp on my dick nipples
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| collins yeahhhh but daddy-o will tie my dick to my nipple with a rope and let me off to the alice in chains concert with titty milk wate my chest every time i take a step if i dont pass it sooooo
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| collins i think my counselor said i dont need chemistry,but im not sure about that, i KNOW she said i dont need to pass the SOL SO GUESS HOW HARD IM GONNA TRY ON THE REVIEWS AFTER SPRING BREAK IN MY ASS
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| collins lol kinect, ****ing seriously ehehehe, nah i like 3rd person RPG's the most lolol i like to see what's going on around me instead of AMBUSH WATE MY s***WHERE
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| collins its *not* going to go up? maybe? lol well i need to pass it ehehehe p sure i need the credit but idk ugh as long as i get a C fine with me ehehehe ill only have to take 2 exams at most this year and holy ****ing god damn YES i got a 90 on this video project wtf how did that even happen ugh finally some good news
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| collins yeah im gonna be playing the new D3 expansion all spring break anyway lol, i would want condemned if it werent first person, god i hate PoV everything: games, books, porn (EHEHEHEHE)
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| collins ugh this is ridiculous i cannt seem to do this math buls*** ughguhgughughguhgughugh im just gonna have to get some review hel pbefore we start ugh is it ****ing spring break yet?
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| collins not really tbh, it just doesnt look like my thing BUT IM SORRY CANT WE ALL JUST COME TOGETHER AND TIE BATS TO YOUR NIPPLES AND HIT ZOMBIES WITH THEM
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| collins seriously, i cannot WAIT for french today just gonna be a much needed study hall for me and i can get all this extra shiiiiiiit done and i can go home and just touch my dick
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| collins yeahhh i like to imagine sput users' faces when they see these alts probably all of them are -__________-
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| collins well id better get some stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudying in for this MATH IN MY ASS ugh cant wait for that damn test to be over the rest of this day/week will rule ehehehehehe even tonight will eee
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| collins seriously, that's why i capped em ehehe
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| collins ill probably get it today during my luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch or tomorrow from my government teacher, the reason they werent selling in lunch yesterday was because apparently newburn proctors the whole thing and she had a class
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| collins EHEHEHEHEHE BABY YOU WERE SO SEXY http://postimg.org/image/4timaidmz/
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 | Frippertronics back to die with your city I see, you're quite the big guy
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| collins DAMN I NEED TO RUN ON DOWN TO KROGER AND BUY 49 FAPS YEAH I THINK THERES A SALE
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| collins ****ing lol BACON LUTHER...nooooo yeah we actually ahve a lot of C.E.'s to research and damn this tori album suuuuuuuuuux just another damn remix album ugh **** thiiiiis
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| collins ololololololol NOW YOU LISTEN HERE ASSCO IM GIVING YOU UNTIL THE COUNT OF 3 TO GO BACK TO FAPPING TO KELSEY AGAIN EHEHEHEHE AND LEAVE OUR ASSCRACKS ALONE and dam **** yes got my joomishk and s***WAY tart ehehehehehe ugh this music wate my ears this is great
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 | ItchyButthole421 cant you guys text each other or something? jesus this is not the place for school talk
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| collins NO ****ING NO WHY WOULD YOU D3LETE THAT DAMMIT DO YOU NOT LIKE ME ANYMORE1?!?
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| collins looks like we're doing more current events lolololololol fine with me i can listen to shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit damn i wish the store were open today i need sweet shiiiiiiit at least i have 6 boxes of cookies and cheerwine at home
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| collins lol "kneed" MORE LIKE KNEAD MY DICK BABY IM SICK OF MORNING WOOD
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| collins oh my ****ing god could ****ing sierra ehrich be any ****ing louder godo ****ing god damn this is worse than whitehouse
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| collins so...the quality of this whole week rested on this presentation of yours?
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| collins yeah tonight is gonna suuuuuuuuuuck cuz all duuuuuuuumb s***work and tomorrow THERE WILL BE A MATH TEST IN MY ASS but the rest of the day will be sweet
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| ItchyButthole421 Grandpa you were my first loverGrandpa you said there was no other
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| collins thursday and friday will be cool
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