Infectious Jelqing/DJ Smokey
NUCLEAR SLAM DIVISION


3.0
good

Review

by brickhed CONTRIBUTOR (63 Reviews)
November 29th, 2025 | 10 replies


Release Date: 11/07/2025 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Color me surprised.

Infectious Jelqing, one of the most notorious names in slam death metal. My first exposure to them was their Slam Shawtys split with Arseny. Naturally, they were far worse than their counterpart and much more annoying. They abused brainrot meme samples like a junkie does meth, and instrumentally had nothing to show. So I come into this EP with the same expectations, and wait they’re actually good?

That's right, they do a complete 180 with the titular DJ Smokey. Rate Your Music Diss Track has repetitive but creative riffs, actually funny jokes, and DJ Smokey there to pop in with one liners. But let's focus on IJ. For one, the guitar tone is sharp and not fighting through layers of mud. Vocals are much more well done, and the production is not too sterile. I still dislike the band for making genre tourists think all slam is meme slam, but they cleaned up their act.

DJ Smokey really helps elevate the band. If he’s not there with quips, he’s making real nice beats for things like interludes or breaks. Smokey is more in the background if he’s not doing one or both of those things. Of course, some of the jokes fall flat on their face (hear Dumb & Ignorant for more), and it does overstay its welcome at 23 minutes for an EP.

It’s kind of ironic that they joke “thank god it’s just an EP”, because i could not sit through more than 20 minutes of this. To be blunt, it's a well done novelty in a niche where releases/jokes are pumped out and forgotten. But it’s still meme slam. There’s much better bands to listen to, except in this case I would recommend a one time listen.

Recommended Tracks: Rate Your Music Diss Track



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brickhed
Contributing Reviewer
November 29th 2025


1736 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

person who takes music seriously reviews meme slam

bit of a short review but this is one of the biggest surprises i've heard from this year, had to do somethin about it

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
November 30th 2025


30296 Comments


this ruined my youtube algorithm permanently so thanks for that i guess

oltnabrick
November 30th 2025


42212 Comments


dj smokey has fallen

brickhed
Contributing Reviewer
November 30th 2025


1736 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

why would you listen to this on youtube you wretched soul

it's on bandcamp, not even my fault at this point

Glovoc
November 30th 2025


4 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Not a 5 because the first track isn't called Sputnikmusic diss track.



Honestly, I liked this more than Them Young Wiggas, might be because of DJ Smokey's contributions. I get similar enjoyment out of this as with Lil B. Just silly fun music.

Supercoolguy64
December 1st 2025


12100 Comments


band has awesome album covers but thats about it

BigBlob
June 19th 2026


5994 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

actually one of the best releases of 2025

Supercoolguy64
August 27th 2026


12100 Comments


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BigBlob
August 28th 2026


5994 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

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trilo
August 28th 2026


7436 Comments


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