Fiona Apple
Fetch the Bolt Cutters


4.0
excellent

Review

by pizzamachine USER (626 Reviews)
November 3rd, 2022 | 15 replies


Release Date: 2020 | Tracklist

Review Summary: A rousing romp. A scintillating sandwich. A stupendous summit. A lovely lasagna. A sexy spaghetti.

It’s a delightful piano album, an indie sensation, and that’s how the cookie crumbles. Sometimes it’s easy, soothingly brushed chords. Sometimes it’s technicality one might imagine hearing in an old Western saloon; you’d have to shell out good coin to hear it. There’s percussive elements too that are equally intricate. The delight though, is not in talent marvelling, but the moody mood. The drums and piano tend to build up a tense atmosphere, and with lyrics like,

“I resent you for being so sure
I resent you presenting your life like a ***ing propaganda brochure”

it gets real, faster than a speeding fan of Taylor Swift. Instruments are heard, but are more importantly felt, and this gun shot to your chest injects lovin’ into your black heart. Also, the music is delicious like a triple decker ice cream sandwich. A delightful combination.

It’s a topsy turvy, quirky, passionate indie popper that at times has much in common with vocal jazz. Emotion oozes out of every crevice of her singing style like Gideon’s wet wool fleece. Now I’m teaching you Bible lessons, which is ironic because this album produces revelations. Indeed, even in the end times this would still be a fun album. Scoffing at the tight melodies and actually, legitimately interesting songwriting on offer is not recommended. If you’re tired of the same boring, old music check Fetch the Bolt Cutters. These music notes have sniffed some crazy stuff and they’re riding a rollercoaster - and you’re strapped in - it might just lead to a blissful, yet bumpy ride. Make sure you have paramedics on standby when you check this out - it’s deadly potent. In conclusion, it is an entertaining album every time you return.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Gyromania
November 3rd 2022


37016 Comments


What?

Koris
Staff Reviewer
November 3rd 2022


21112 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Colour me (a)roused

Koris
Staff Reviewer
November 3rd 2022


21112 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Also, did John's review get deleted? I might just have to step in and give this a writeup... hmmm

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
November 3rd 2022


4719 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This was majorly overhyped when it came out, still a great album though. Wonder what happened to the other review

Demon of the Fall
November 3rd 2022


33634 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! I'm so excited this has a review again, that I have seemingly forgotten to read it (almost resorted to writing one myself... almost)

I will do the dutiful thing now...

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
November 3rd 2022


2406 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Does every review of yours have to contain food analogies?

Demon of the Fall
November 3rd 2022


33634 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

^ and not one mention of a Granny Smith, I am disappoint...

seriously though, cool sound-off pizza! Pos

Gyromania
November 3rd 2022


37016 Comments


It's good like a bottle of dasani water on a scorching summer day; bbq is ready! Play volleyball at the beach

Word salad

Demon of the Fall
November 3rd 2022


33634 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I like salad on pizza tho

gyro is disqualified from opinions (/life?) as he doesn't even have this gem rated, tut tut tut

Minortimbo12
November 3rd 2022


1594 Comments


399...

StormChaser
May 25th 2023


2089 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Wait what 1 page of comments 654 ratings



this is very unsputlike



call the police

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
May 25th 2023


4719 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

There was another rev that was deleted for some reason

pizzamachine
May 25th 2023


27109 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

food analogies are the watermelon of life

Demon of the Fall
May 25th 2023


33634 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah, I talked about this in other Fapple threads for a while. I’ll try and find some previous opinions so I don’t have to actually think, as thinking is hard for Demon



The short version: this is bloody good

Demon of the Fall
May 25th 2023


33634 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I’ll take Pawn for immediate enjoyment but I get it. FTBC is a bit sparse in certain aspects, not particularly melodic or obviously hooky, very percussive too, almost tribal in places. It feels powerful though, her voice shines. Great use of tension / atmosphere.



^ this will do for now, was telling Ryus why this was my fave



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